ELEX Review | Gothic II With Guns | Urban Berlin Simulator©

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июн 2024
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  • @calineos6770
    @calineos6770 5 лет назад +1336

    I must admit: As a german I had no idea how popular simulator games are in my country. Until I started working in QA. It opened my eyes and made me cry in shame, horror and german.

    • @sechsauge
      @sechsauge Год назад +20

      Poor soul.

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS Год назад +118

      Hi Achmed

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 6 месяцев назад +16

      Now get back to qa testing farming simulator 2077

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Sonichero151Don't remind them of their suffering
      Rip Brudi 🙏

    • @spiired6469
      @spiired6469 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@KABLAMMATS💀

  • @wieso4008
    @wieso4008 5 лет назад +5916

    "ELEX is the latest copy of Gothic 2" is probably the most accurate TL;DR description of a game I've ever heard. Priceless.

    • @auburn8833
      @auburn8833 4 года назад +184

      True, they literally copied Gorn in there and called him born, lmao

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 года назад +7

      Yep

    • @Papaj2.137
      @Papaj2.137 3 года назад +5

      +companions and flying

    • @MrSkme
      @MrSkme 2 года назад +13

      Yup, gothic 2 is one of my favourite games of all time. It doesn't hold your hand and you feel like you're actually playing an RPG. i wish there was more games like that.

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 2 года назад +4

      "If it aint broke, don't fix it." - Nintendo

  • @Awesomenessgaminglebrony
    @Awesomenessgaminglebrony 3 года назад +3486

    Sseth's power is so strong that Piranha Bites is now making a sequel

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 2 года назад +379

      Gothic2 2: Escape from Germany

    • @ewptyewpewp
      @ewptyewpewp 2 года назад +9

      Sixty ninth like 6( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)9

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +108

      Elex 2: Gothic 2 in space 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • @TheGrace020
      @TheGrace020 2 года назад +8

      Based

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane 2 года назад +22

      Real talk, Elex 2 is looking to vastly improve over Elex.

  • @macabre101
    @macabre101 5 лет назад +3030

    "Jurgen, Hans and akhmed"... That was perfect.

    • @MrSp0iler
      @MrSp0iler 3 года назад +9

      Inferior idiots thinking that 2 biggest cities are where most of population lives in the country.

    • @datemasamune2106
      @datemasamune2106 3 года назад +18

      Bruh, at least write it correctly. :v

    • @megamastah
      @megamastah 3 года назад +80

      @@MrSp0iler Inferior idiots as in not uber-menschen?

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ 3 года назад +26

      @@MrSp0iler piss off, Hitler youth

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +5

      @@megamastah yeah the inferior was.. anachronistic honestly XD

  • @user-uh7cb3vy4v
    @user-uh7cb3vy4v 6 лет назад +7067

    I lost it at Achmed

    • @akroma12345678910
      @akroma12345678910 6 лет назад +791

      Why? It's a standard tanned German name.

    • @CoolGuyAtlas
      @CoolGuyAtlas 6 лет назад +599

      I think you mean "Germans of Non-Racist Origins"

    • @EternalDeath14
      @EternalDeath14 6 лет назад +235

      Funny, yet not inaccurate.

    • @rocwood
      @rocwood 6 лет назад +390

      They're the only Germans who know how to cook beef and lamb properly.

    • @cryptosporidiom
      @cryptosporidiom 6 лет назад +623

      Also they're the only Germans who know how to marry their cousins properly, and how to barely speak German properly.

  • @Arishava
    @Arishava 6 лет назад +6979

    am german, can confirm. this is how it is

  • @XellDincht
    @XellDincht 6 лет назад +3651

    The best RPG Germany ever produced is called Panzerschreck

    • @NecroFkz
      @NecroFkz 5 лет назад +91

      Good joke. Thanks!

    • @4e34e545e345w3
      @4e34e545e345w3 4 года назад +40

      I thought best RPG by Germany is Blitzkrieg.

    • @sputnik7472
      @sputnik7472 4 года назад +204

      @@4e34e545e345w3 The Panzerschreck is an RPG. You know... a rocket launcher.

    • @pierate4701
      @pierate4701 4 года назад +98

      It's not the best Shrek though, that's Mike Myers

    • @pierate4701
      @pierate4701 4 года назад +61

      Who is himself not the best Mike Myers, that's a fictional serial killer

  • @ThePamimo
    @ThePamimo 4 года назад +2159

    As a german from berlin i can confirm, walking outside results in immediate stabbing

    • @TFrills
      @TFrills 4 года назад +31

      Berlin is basically East Germany.

    • @Soderbob
      @Soderbob 4 года назад +85

      @@TFrills nah Berlin Kreuzberg and Neuköln are more like Detroit in the 90s

    • @TFrills
      @TFrills 4 года назад +7

      @@Soderbob On the map, it's basically in East Germany though.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +89

      Ok so I love Germany, have been to many great cities and towns. Munich, Koln, Frankfurt, Düsseldorf even Hamburg which used to have a bad name years ago but I found charming and had a very pleasant time. Berlin.. Was different. In the two days we stayed there a pusher tried to sell us drugs, basically in the streets, a drunken gentleman of Turkish descent made some very colourful remarks on my girl at the time, when she waved him off he started pushing her with considerable force. Maybe I'm a coward but we ran away(the gentleman wasn't alone btw and fighting strangers in a strange city seemed like a bad idea). The day of the departure another gentleman tried to pickpocket us. Thankfully he was a "pro" because the moment he saw we caught him he said something like :"sorry, my mistake" and quickly walked away. So Germany is cool and fun, Berlin an aquired taste

    • @OuhPii
      @OuhPii 3 года назад +7

      @@nurpiet
      Yup, that explains a lot.

  • @QKuKier
    @QKuKier 6 лет назад +5391

    "The stamina bar is a great feature and adds a lot to the game. There's nothing more satisfying than watching a green bar deplete and replenish in the top left of my screen, as I wait for my cerebral palsy stricken character to accumulate enough energy for his paralized muscles to spring into motion."
    Jesus Christ, this line alone deserves a Hugo Award, my personal favourite of all Sseth's videos. Watched this one shamelesly too many times to count.

    • @nikolamiladinovic8518
      @nikolamiladinovic8518 4 года назад +33

      Mine is review of Heroes of Might and magic III

    • @McDouggal
      @McDouggal 4 года назад +68

      Sseth is too offensive to be considered for a Hugo.
      Which sucks because he's fucking hilarious.

    • @HikyouBanchou
      @HikyouBanchou 4 года назад +22

      They fixed this problem. In difficulty settings you can now turn off stamina usage in melee combat.

    • @DravicPL
      @DravicPL 4 года назад +79

      @@HikyouBanchou ah, yes! A famous way to fix any design suffering from a few flaws. Don't just fix them, no! Disable them!

    • @eldonhill4840
      @eldonhill4840 4 года назад +95

      @@DravicPL the problem was literally that the mechanic existed in the first place, so in this case yes, it would be

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 3 года назад +1070

    As a German, I can say that’s exactly how we do, but the wacky background music is only audible in Bayern

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 3 года назад +36

      Des hoast 'Bavaria' auf Englisch, du Saupreiss, du damischer!

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature 3 года назад +43

      @@Hanfgurkenhasser wenns BAYERN hoast, dann hoasts auch BAYERN du landersverräter

    • @jariga8257
      @jariga8257 3 года назад +5

      Shit ich lebe in Deutschland und verstehe die hälfte von dem ihr redet nichtmal xD.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 3 года назад +17

      @@void-creature Oida! Kimm her und hol dia dei Gnackwatschn ab. Grattler.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 3 года назад +12

      @@jariga8257 Jo, kennt man doch, es gibt zwei Sprachen in Deutschland: Deutsch und Bayerisch. :D

  • @Gen_Warlock
    @Gen_Warlock 5 лет назад +1397

    "Your health is low, got any potions... Or F O O D?!" Fable, is that you?

    • @90maducc
      @90maducc 4 года назад +46

      Fable 1? Yes.
      Whatta game.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +16

      Now imagine that would be Skyrim. And we all ate 20 cheese wheels and 50 apples mit combat, mid jump, while the guard just noticed that he doesn't need a knee to stab you!

    • @mattl.3453
      @mattl.3453 3 года назад +4

      I Skyrim. Timefreeze so I can buff up and heal by eating thousands of rotten apples and putting my glitched infinite stats gear on to make you fly further than the other side of the whole map thus erasing you from existence.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 года назад +1

      Sounds like it.

    • @WittyOriginalUsername
      @WittyOriginalUsername 2 года назад +3

      That….that was the joke….

  • @p1nkfreud
    @p1nkfreud 5 лет назад +927

    As a Full blooded German, I can attest to the velociraptors and giant rats in our scenic forests.

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 3 года назад +6

      interesting...

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 2 года назад +4

      So THAT'S where they filmed "Beast Wars"

    • @deathtrooper7760
      @deathtrooper7760 2 года назад +7

      @@librarianseth5572 yes and some of them are great for hiking just stay on the path and you can survive if you run fast enough. in the case you disapear worry not everyone will pretend that you never was there and that they never seen you.

    • @GoofyGoober12345
      @GoofyGoober12345 2 года назад +6

      I have seen a t rex in the volkspark the other day

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 2 года назад +1

      wow, i wish i had that thing in Brazil...we have it in Acre though...

  • @nekromorg
    @nekromorg 6 лет назад +6154

    As an average german male i feel heavily offended. Prepare to be invaded.

    • @jbreitz87
      @jbreitz87 6 лет назад +706

      Ah so you're bringing him more cultural enrichment.

    • @snickers6836
      @snickers6836 6 лет назад +33

      Ayyy lmao

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 6 лет назад +147

      meatmaster pls, achmed. Don't do this

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 6 лет назад +7

      *prepared

    • @tvsty5830
      @tvsty5830 5 лет назад +18

      @@KlaweKlapki Döner*

  • @grimmdul9808
    @grimmdul9808 6 лет назад +3352

    Flamethrower? OH YOU MEAN FLAMMENWERFER! IT WERFS FLAMMEN!

    • @dietwindieu9844
      @dietwindieu9844 5 лет назад +110

      somebody has been watching sovietwomble

    • @Headbangerr-en2cc
      @Headbangerr-en2cc 5 лет назад +90

      @@TuriGamer His point is beeing funny. It spells: F-U-N-N-Y and it means: to make people with brains laugh.

    • @SimaoRodrigues...
      @SimaoRodrigues... 5 лет назад +8

      @@Headbangerr-en2cc An old meme that died a very long time ago aint funny,sorry chief.

    • @Nevrojs
      @Nevrojs 5 лет назад +29

      @@SimaoRodrigues... it is funny for germans

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 5 лет назад +16

      @@TuriGamer ahhh, i man of no humour i see

  • @soku890
    @soku890 Год назад +160

    The devs must have watched this review since the mental energy reserve exploit is now patched and the flamethrower has a long cooldown between attacks.

    • @baseddepartment9656
      @baseddepartment9656 4 месяца назад +22

      I'm glad they finally fixed the whole "people actually having fun in their game" issue. Now I can not play it in peace.

    • @user-ro8fu9pl4e
      @user-ro8fu9pl4e 3 месяца назад

      the studio is bankrupt now lol. well deserved. I loved the gothic titles but holy shit the decisions made (mostly by the Lead Producer) were HORRENDOUS over the past decade@@baseddepartment9656

  • @neosildrake
    @neosildrake Год назад +61

    As a German myself, living just a few kilometers away from Berlin aka the Domed City, I can confirm this as truth.
    And with the release of Gothic II version 6.2 aka Elex 2, our forests have also been upgraded to feature big badass wolves and jackals. We here in Germany are very VERY proud of our forests.

  • @posysajrazdwatrzy
    @posysajrazdwatrzy 6 лет назад +2157

    Your content keeps getting consistently better, more polished, crammed with the right type of autistist-relatable jokes and a very satisfying brand of sarcasm and actual honest useful in-depth analysis/review. I hope you keep doing what you're doing.

    • @DeutscherDummer
      @DeutscherDummer 6 лет назад +73

      I'm not sure everyone in the comments is joking though.

    • @irony8908
      @irony8908 6 лет назад +81

      The best jokes are the ones that are true.

    • @super_genius
      @super_genius 6 лет назад +3

      DeutscherDummer what are you even insinuating. Jokes can be unfunny jokes can be either true or false they're jokes grow up bb.

    • @DeutscherDummer
      @DeutscherDummer 6 лет назад +63

      Exactly, that is a joke. I found that meme funny at first, and depending on the context I still think it is, but some people seem to just use humor to veil and spread actual hatred. Sometimes it is hard to disguish trolls from those people.

    • @irony8908
      @irony8908 6 лет назад +54

      People don't spread hatered. In the same way that they don't spread love, envy or any other human emotion. All of them are born inside your brain, they are yours emotions, not someone else. You emotional response to any information from the outside is your own problem and nobodies responsibility.And that's what separates children from adults - responsibility for yourself. People only spread information. And hate speech is orwellian attempt on censorship, nothing more. Stop gobbling down totalitarian leftist propaganda.

  • @BruceForte
    @BruceForte 6 лет назад +915

    A new genre is born...
    yodelwave

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 5 лет назад +14

      Dye the sheep pink and purple.

  • @moltementi279
    @moltementi279 5 лет назад +1390

    >ancap
    >Hates roads
    Why did you say the same thing twice

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 3 года назад +226

    9:42 I respect Sseth's restraint from saying "Who could condoner such atrocities?"

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 2 года назад +13

      i knew it! i knew it! ANGELA! MERKEL!

  • @nosubscribe6233
    @nosubscribe6233 6 лет назад +2215

    Alterntive history Hub

    • @handless7677
      @handless7677 5 лет назад +26

      Oh my fucking god, i think you're right.

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 года назад +1

      Exactly what the fuck is "alternative"

    • @eldbecks9299
      @eldbecks9299 3 года назад +3

      But what if things went differently? WHAT IF Germany DID NOT create this game.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 года назад

      @@chipskylark5500 alternative is the same as alternate. I think the original post meant the alternate history hub channel.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 года назад

      @@eldbecks9299 Than this game wouldn't exist. The more interestingquestions are "What if this game was a mega hit like Skyrim or the witcher 3?" or "What if Bethesda or Ubisoft or EA made this game? Would it be better or worse?" ;)

  • @MegaRazor619
    @MegaRazor619 6 лет назад +850

    I love you seth, never change

  • @cryw1092
    @cryw1092 4 года назад +327

    0:28 Technically, it said to press any key, and the power button is not a key. This one's on you boi.

    • @kookbook4399
      @kookbook4399 4 года назад +51

      Where's the any key?

    • @ussliberty109
      @ussliberty109 4 года назад +12

      I was expecting a clip of DSP shouting "Wow" when he did that.

    • @EsperPinion
      @EsperPinion 3 года назад +8

      Buttons are keys

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +10

      I am pretty sure some keyboards have a OFF Key...
      XD

    • @alextherussian7366
      @alextherussian7366 3 года назад +21

      Well I pressed the house key and the car keys, yet nothing happened.
      Horrible programing still.

  • @cestarianinhabitant5898
    @cestarianinhabitant5898 3 года назад +547

    Wouldn't be Gothic without porn tier voice acting, would it?
    Also jokes on anyone who waited for the price of the game to drop, 3 years later and it's still 50$

    • @EsperPinion
      @EsperPinion 3 года назад +132

      Joke's on people who stopped waiting
      -game wasn't fixed
      -price didn't drop

    • @E8oL4
      @E8oL4 3 года назад +33

      lel got it for 8 deutschmarks at some random keyseller

    • @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha
      @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha 3 года назад +8

      I donno about that.... some PB games have had meh voice work but others have had great voice work, Risen 1 for example had Lena Headey from GOT, also the dude who did the voice of Gollum in LOTR, loved the voice work in that game.

    • @noahtt3366
      @noahtt3366 3 года назад +7

      I got it last week for $15 on sale

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 2 года назад +21

      i got it for free..... YARR M80!

  • @godsadog
    @godsadog 6 лет назад +2191

    Elex is by far the best action RPG since 2002 Morrowind and Gothic.
    And yes I am German. My name is Fritz.

    • @BlackMetalButterfly
      @BlackMetalButterfly 6 лет назад +86

      The Witcher 3?

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 6 лет назад +80

      it's a great RPG, but it's it's second for me: Fallout: New Vegas takes 1st place in my heart, sry.
      Maybe because I'm not German (Russian living in Russia).

    • @SSchithFoo
      @SSchithFoo 6 лет назад +95

      BlackMetalButterfly Witcher is not a real rpg. Its an action adventure game.

    • @BlackMetalButterfly
      @BlackMetalButterfly 6 лет назад +22

      Wut? Care to explain? And don't say because theres no character creator...

    • @RandomGuyScrollingDown445
      @RandomGuyScrollingDown445 6 лет назад +74

      BlackMetalButterfly Can people stop overrating TW3? Honestly, the story was very tedious so tedious that I already forgot about the plot lmfao.

  • @dodgechance4564
    @dodgechance4564 6 лет назад +451

    best content on RUclips hands down, will become a patron.

    • @bb3xhrhj
      @bb3xhrhj 6 лет назад +26

      The people upvoting this better join the Merchants Guild.
      No shlomo

  • @Ultrox007
    @Ultrox007 5 лет назад +238

    I love this game, and give the review a 9/10 accuracy, would have been 10/10 but you didn't touch on the clerics fetish for cyberdongs.

    • @travismurtland3257
      @travismurtland3257 2 года назад +6

      Or walking out of the first Barbarian village to promptly get 1-shot by literally EVERYTHING YOU SEE

    • @yourdude9942
      @yourdude9942 Год назад

      @@travismurtland3257 10 hours in and 3 rats will still maul you to dead.

  • @yusokmihof1606
    @yusokmihof1606 2 года назад +150

    "Germans with names like: Jurgen, Hanz and Ahmed ..." Most based Giga Chad sentence I heard in a while

    • @fross541
      @fross541 Год назад

      i bet you actually say "based" and "giga chad" IRL and also do not get laid

    • @soulSSeekingbullet
      @soulSSeekingbullet Год назад +1

      @@fross541 I reckon your two homo daddies instructed you to say this.

  • @PharmDiff
    @PharmDiff 6 лет назад +768

    Sharing this because I am a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.

    • @transparentcd
      @transparentcd 5 лет назад +23

      @STATiS MUSIC you tried

    • @transparentcd
      @transparentcd 5 лет назад +18

      @STATiS MUSIC you got 2 likes over the course of 9 months. So no, you didn't succeed

    • @transparentcd
      @transparentcd 5 лет назад +19

      @STATiS MUSIC Success is determined by the people

    • @stunk2806
      @stunk2806 5 лет назад +2

      STATiS MUSIC ohhkay i dub thee successful

    • @campar1043
      @campar1043 4 года назад +1

      @Spark thanks for letting me know, random internet guy

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 6 лет назад +660

    To be fair Gothic II is pretty good, so I don't mind playing it over and over again.

    • @halsaufschneider1446
      @halsaufschneider1446 6 лет назад +47

      Too bad, Elex is not Gothic 2. Elex is dog shit, or just another Risen 2.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 6 лет назад +54

      Halsaufschneider Nah, it's pretty good.

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 6 лет назад +15

      Zapfenstreich i liked elex...

    • @ZAP0161
      @ZAP0161 5 лет назад +38

      Spot the german

    • @zaxon810
      @zaxon810 4 года назад +9

      It's ok to like garbage, lmao! xD

  • @Irisfantasies
    @Irisfantasies 2 года назад +12

    Oh boy i hope sseth makes an elex 2 review now!

  • @Hates-handle
    @Hates-handle 5 лет назад +16

    Elexs has never gotten a more honest and fair review

  • @karqz666
    @karqz666 6 лет назад +370

    Now you should do a review of actual Gothic II.

    • @humuhumu776
      @humuhumu776 6 лет назад +7

      goat imo

    • @Fajeth88
      @Fajeth88 6 лет назад +23

      He should not as he would undoubtedly talk a lot of shit about this great game.

    • @somedesertdude1308
      @somedesertdude1308 6 лет назад +5

      Fajeth88 it's satire

    • @MrTokesu
      @MrTokesu 6 лет назад +7

      karqz666 yes I too would like a gothic 3 review

    • @giantzombiechild
      @giantzombiechild 6 лет назад +4

      He should review Risen too.

  • @ThePolistiren
    @ThePolistiren 6 лет назад +208

    0:31 That "lighting" almost makes you look white.

    • @orderofdusk2382
      @orderofdusk2382 4 года назад +10

      @@thotslayer9914 No, girls do not exist on the internet he's a trap.

  • @alexrowe7063
    @alexrowe7063 4 года назад +50

    The end rant at 9:14 was pure gold had me laughing like a madman every replay.
    You have a permanent subscriber

  • @deletedTestimony
    @deletedTestimony 2 года назад +16

    "He can jump higher than any white person in history"
    -the man jumps 6cm

  • @KecskeTabornok
    @KecskeTabornok 6 лет назад +302

    They make the same game for 20 years straight, but for some reasone they never managed to make something better than gothic 2 q_q .

    • @haunted5311
      @haunted5311 5 лет назад +6

      Reminds me of valve never releasing a 3rd game for any of their titles

    • @CESSKAR
      @CESSKAR 5 лет назад +5

      That's crazy talk. Gothic 3 is nothing like Gothic 2, and Risen is similar but its sequels are very different.

    • @electricant55
      @electricant55 5 лет назад +4

      You mean Gothic 1

    • @nichttuntun3364
      @nichttuntun3364 5 лет назад

      Yes. It's a shame. Lame and boring game concept with absolutely no evolution and fresh creativity. Totally to be avoided.

    • @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha
      @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha 3 года назад

      Risen 1 was very close :)

  • @ferongr
    @ferongr 6 лет назад +244

    >FX 8300
    I'm so sorry

    • @SsethTzeentach
      @SsethTzeentach  6 лет назад +207

      My apartment needed heating

    • @ferongr
      @ferongr 6 лет назад +37

      My R9 390 is actually a legit heater when outside temperatures are above 10C.

    • @samc6974
      @samc6974 6 лет назад +18

      SsethTzeentach legit it does get cozy in the winter with my fx8350.

    • @Scrubwave
      @Scrubwave 6 лет назад +8

      Patreon donations intensify.

    • @badtexture1062
      @badtexture1062 6 лет назад +2

      So... does it not run well on FX processors? I'd actually like to know this, I've got an 8300 myself and was looking forward to getting this game.
      All I need is a Vega, and I'm set for Winter!

  • @ParxDerJaeger
    @ParxDerJaeger 4 года назад +9

    6:00.... Damn that attack hits. Even 2 Years later.

  • @ShellyTheSeal
    @ShellyTheSeal 2 года назад +3

    Just got an ad for ELEX II before this

  • @MrManKunt
    @MrManKunt 6 лет назад +29

    I love how you cant see shit 2 meters away from you, but you can see a hill, which is 3 kilometers away. Now that's what I call great graphic design.

  • @krausier
    @krausier 6 лет назад +53

    I love your humor dude it's so good.

  • @gabbycotto4024
    @gabbycotto4024 Год назад +4

    “Germans can’t separate work from leisure.”
    This is an actual and long-running real-world stereotype; 19th century had lot of Euros that complained about German tourists doing construction projects for fun on vacation.

  • @wgdavidson9669
    @wgdavidson9669 Год назад +5

    I'm playing this game for the first time right now. This review is spot-on, and has to be one of the funniest I have ever watched.

  • @Floh_HRO
    @Floh_HRO 6 лет назад +390

    Was ist eigentlich mit Lester, er wollte doch Verstärkung holen?

    • @TheSykoRC
      @TheSykoRC 5 лет назад +41

      TheShaked95 erstmal Pause machen...

    • @matsimoto3541
      @matsimoto3541 5 лет назад +54

      Ich hau dir volles Pfund auf's Maul

    • @Fuckyourselfgoogle
      @Fuckyourselfgoogle 5 лет назад +33

      @@TheSykoRC erstmal was rauchen

    • @Riphagen1902
      @Riphagen1902 5 лет назад +21

      weg mit dem magie scheiss !

    • @Misterclank
      @Misterclank 5 лет назад +26

      Aethel Wulf pack die scheiß waffe weg!

  • @DeutscherDummer
    @DeutscherDummer 6 лет назад +602

    I thought the Risen 1 combat was fine, not great, but something that they should have kept and improved on. Instead, they made this mess of a combat system, that get's worse with every game, somehow...

    • @SquerolBoss
      @SquerolBoss 6 лет назад +99

      Gothic 2 combat was solid too if You understood how it all works. Both were fine but enemy combat ai was damn too predoctable. Now they just keep giving us edited Risen 2 bullshit combat systems.

    • @patrykzukowski7471
      @patrykzukowski7471 6 лет назад +45

      Nah, ELEX has a brand new system, completely different from everything they did. Gothic 1 and 2 had it's own system, G3 had it's own... ugh... "system", Risen 1 got it's own and so on... and ELEX got it's own. More complex than anything they did before. And the only downside is... well, two: 1) It's 100% based on skill... if you're not very good at it and precise as hell, you will die a lot... 2) The game doesn't mention the existence of Evade move.....

    • @patrykzukowski7471
      @patrykzukowski7471 6 лет назад +7

      You realize I was talking only about melee combat? And how is evading any amount of damage garbage? Evade is the best move in the game and even better than in Dark Souls, because it takes about 0.3 seconds. It's just very hard to master.

    • @patrykzukowski7471
      @patrykzukowski7471 6 лет назад +7

      You do realize NPCs are not the only enemies in the game? Yes, NPCs are easy to cheese out because they're slow, dumb and slow. I was able to clear out that stupid bandit camp near the beginning on my own, without any help. Took some time, but it was pretty easy to do. Now say the same thing about creatures. Tell me more about how you can cheese out that stupid satan-wolf whih can randomly chain 3 attacks one after another. With creatures you need to play skillfully.

    • @SquerolBoss
      @SquerolBoss 6 лет назад +6

      I've mentioned both monsters and NPCs man. Read carefully, please.
      NPCs part was just extra to mention how their abilities are nerfed compared to player character same moves.
      "Tell me more about how you can cheese out that stupid satan-wolf whih can randomly chain 3 attacks one after another."
      Dude, seriously You suck as fuck in this game.
      It is rare to monster trigger any attack lol except them walking around like idiot. But eventually when You trigger their attacks lol (which are not fast, You probably didn't saw fast attacks in games), AS I SAID BEFORE step minimaly left or right, they will hit air eventually combo the air lol. If You can't move left/right while locked on enemy (when You are disabled mentally or something) just block blockable monster attacks, even without shield it is effective as fuck. Never fully deplete Your stamina too.

  • @_jus_alexander_
    @_jus_alexander_ 10 месяцев назад +4

    5:39 this joke has aged like fine wine

  • @bokadi87
    @bokadi87 4 года назад +38

    When I finished the game in roughly 48 hours or something, I saw that I had around 12 hours of loading screen, since I died that much in the game. The combat is quite challenging and I didn't use a flamethrower, other than that good game!

    • @Boro12134
      @Boro12134 4 года назад +6

      I am playing Elex at the moment and LOVE IT!!...happy to gave this game a chance to play it and bought it...must play for every RPG lover:)!!!

  • @DarkerKn1ght
    @DarkerKn1ght 6 лет назад +175

    Hey, just like Gothic 3 got fixed... by the community... several years after the release... and the huge memory leaks are still there...
    Yeah.

    • @Finalzero
      @Finalzero 6 лет назад +20

      Even witht the community fixes the game is still garbage

    • @Andrew85or
      @Andrew85or 5 лет назад +6

      Still stutter freezes to this day.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 года назад +6

      Sounds like Skyrim and most other Bethesda games, really.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 года назад +1

      @jocaguz18 Tbh that comment was just a joke. It mostly wen't smoothly for me, too. Except for some game freezes/crashes in Skyrim or New Vegas in random areas. But I only played the console version and that years after release. It may have been different on pc when the games were new and that impression then stuck.

    • @Killerbee_McTitties
      @Killerbee_McTitties 3 года назад +2

      I have very fond memories of Gothic 3 though I recognize how extremely flawed the game is.
      The world just felt so comfy to me.

  • @OhMyKMPR
    @OhMyKMPR 6 лет назад +148

    Hey, the highest grossing game series out of Germany is Crysis

  • @lucchi018
    @lucchi018 3 года назад +5

    You can feel him holding a smile at 5:28

  • @machinegunyelly6944
    @machinegunyelly6944 4 года назад +16

    I am German as well, lived in Berlin most of my life and I LOLd so hard at this. Genius work!

  • @lordgret129
    @lordgret129 6 лет назад +10

    As a Gothic 1 and 2 fan, I found this review hilarious and on the point. Good work sir.

  • @MyLittleMagneton
    @MyLittleMagneton 6 лет назад +17

    Not thanking the merchants guild.
    - Stares Merchantly -

  • @user-ro8fu9pl4e
    @user-ro8fu9pl4e 3 месяца назад

    I've watched this like 10 times over the past few years. Never gets old, still cracks me up. Real gold.

  • @ZunaZurugi
    @ZunaZurugi 5 лет назад +13

    Now we need a Review of Outward ! The most Gothic Dark Souls like game ever.

  • @nemui_tora
    @nemui_tora 6 лет назад +67

    This review embodies the exact feelings i had when i forced myself to complete risen 2. It was hands down the worst game i've ever played. Had the worst combat, the worst story, the worst movement and looting system. But for some reason I pushed through the pain in such a manner that it seems I was trying to prove myself something. I agree with :thinking: out of 10 because in addition to the hours lost of my life playing the game, I wasted more contemplating what my life had become.

    • @crass340
      @crass340 6 лет назад +9

      Risen 2 was absolute garbage indeed. But the first one was pretty good. Nice world, the combat was fun on melee. The items and magic trees were complete trash, though.

    • @DeutscherDummer
      @DeutscherDummer 6 лет назад +9

      I enjoyed Risen 1 so much, but PB really went downhill after that. Elex seems to be a bit better though.

    • @matsimoto3541
      @matsimoto3541 4 года назад +8

      Risen 3 still baffles me plot-wise. They somehow thought it would make sense to to reveal that your romantic interest of the first two games is somehow your sister.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 года назад +4

      I beat cyberpunk 2077 on ps4
      Playing it from release
      I feel ya

    • @mohamedbelkacem9889
      @mohamedbelkacem9889 2 года назад +7

      @@matsimoto3541 the main protagonist of risen 3 is not the same dude from rise 1 and 2.

  • @tntTom174
    @tntTom174 Год назад +3

    This video gave justice to my decition to buy the game and also whole new channel to watch. Thank you, good sir Sseth for this pure content.

    • @tntTom174
      @tntTom174 Год назад +1

      Oh, I'm loving the game btw. It's piranha game and cool one.

  • @jamesbrincefield9879
    @jamesbrincefield9879 2 года назад +5

    I’m so happy this is getting a sequel.

  • @onpatrolforthejuice
    @onpatrolforthejuice Год назад +2

    I love this channel so damn much

  • @iron1528
    @iron1528 6 лет назад +4

    I knew I had to subscribe to this channel within the first 40 seconds of this video...great work

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 5 лет назад +29

    You either recommend me addictive masterpieces of games, or you turn around and shit on the floor and say it's caviar. I love you Seth.

  • @TheProbasher
    @TheProbasher 10 месяцев назад +3

    The german names jergen, hans and achmed, bit always gets me xD

  • @martinkrutzfeld
    @martinkrutzfeld Год назад +2

    "The unlucky ones become germans" Ich mag das!

  • @97denis97
    @97denis97 6 лет назад +435

    achmed killed my sides. btw im german

    • @97denis97
      @97denis97 6 лет назад +3

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @pieniadz9156
      @pieniadz9156 6 лет назад +14

      TheHollow I bet you're named Mohammed.

    • @oblivionnow92
      @oblivionnow92 6 лет назад +10

      By blowing themselves up and sending a brotworse to be embedded into your side?

    • @Jerry-ob1un
      @Jerry-ob1un 5 лет назад +1

      The currywurst bombers.

    • @amoniousbt1110
      @amoniousbt1110 5 лет назад +7

      German or "German"?

  • @TheMorkSkogen
    @TheMorkSkogen 6 лет назад +155

    Achmed the german... legit

    • @cristiancirica268
      @cristiancirica268 4 года назад +12

      Kinda historically accurate tho

    • @ExFragMaster
      @ExFragMaster 4 года назад +17

      You living in germany? 50% of the people are named Achmed. Like... i am not even lying.

    • @abbestaabouri
      @abbestaabouri 4 года назад +13

      @@ExFragMaster 50%? Damn what happened. Last time I checked they were 90%

    • @ExFragMaster
      @ExFragMaster 4 года назад +10

      @@abbestaabouri Ali took over. (Yusuf and Kadir are also pretty dominant at the time)

    • @lvanb9082
      @lvanb9082 4 года назад

      40% under 16 years old are migrants..

  • @The_Borisaurus
    @The_Borisaurus 4 года назад +31

    Haha 10 seconds in and I know this won't be monetized.

  • @asundelgun3487
    @asundelgun3487 Год назад +3

    Better be an elex 2 review coming soon

  • @randomdude_12335
    @randomdude_12335 Год назад +4

    "For nearly 2 decades, Piranha Bytes has been releasing Gothic II under different titles"
    *shows picture of Big Rigs*

  • @balodon3396
    @balodon3396 5 лет назад +7

    8:44 That's all too real! XD Love that part.

  • @vtancredi1717
    @vtancredi1717 2 года назад +2

    "Experience human emotions for the first time, such as anger at the clunky control scheme..." LMAO!!

  • @nopens
    @nopens 3 года назад +2

    This review 4 years ago made both subscribe and buy the game on gog. Completed it 3 times already, absolute gem of an rpg.

  • @guyincognito959
    @guyincognito959 Год назад +18

    As a german I enjoyed your political analysis. I quiver when I think about what they all would do if they didn´t have these horrible "working" simulators ;D

  • @eftay4719
    @eftay4719 4 года назад +44

    „ Well the unlucky ones become germans“ 😂😂😂 greetings from germany hahahaha

  • @TheGahta
    @TheGahta 2 года назад +1

    Press any key to continue
    hits reset button and complains
    well played, still gets a good chuckle out of me everytime

  • @ViciousTriangle
    @ViciousTriangle 6 лет назад +2

    This is probably the funniest review of a game I have ever seen. Its on sale right now and i'm for sure going to buy it because of this video, thank you for the laughs

  • @shitforbrains6376
    @shitforbrains6376 2 года назад +8

    Hello, Achhhmed here, there's nothing wrong with the game, it was designed for hardcore RPG players like me

  • @mst3ksanta
    @mst3ksanta Год назад +5

    when coding my game or drawing weird art for it i always come back here to sseths channel for .. inspiration. truly seth is a god tier character

  • @revenhyrule1024
    @revenhyrule1024 5 лет назад +1

    Sitting on the loo, browsing for help on this game as just brought it and kept dying - laughed my ass off all the way through this video, then saw the flamethrower bit, now, game is a walk in the park, you sir, have earned a subscription!

  • @coconuthead1361
    @coconuthead1361 2 года назад +1

    Getting ads for ELEX 2 before watching this. What a blessed timeline we're in.

  • @undeadpenguin7615
    @undeadpenguin7615 5 лет назад +42

    “Press any button to continue.”
    *press power button.
    Priceless comedy

  • @asundelgun3487
    @asundelgun3487 4 года назад +7

    Bites sandwich *cold increased*
    Breathes normally *cold increased*
    Wakes up *cold increased*
    Dialogue option that would make game more enjoyable(cold too high)

  • @jabawolcky
    @jabawolcky 5 лет назад +1

    I LOVE the nod to fable, "Hero, your will energy is low. Watch that."

  • @bromazepam781
    @bromazepam781 5 лет назад +1

    10/10, a truthful, unbiased review.

  • @nicod8670
    @nicod8670 6 лет назад +106

    /v/ the channel.
    i love it

    • @_____._..--_
      @_____._..--_ 6 лет назад

      Nicolas Do Carmo /a/ should be a board, but /b/ already existed

    • @UnoriginalGrimm
      @UnoriginalGrimm 6 лет назад +1

      Obvious Troll. Yet you still got baited. Congrats
      Nice job, youve baited 0 weebs.

  • @timothymartin9085
    @timothymartin9085 6 лет назад +7

    is it just me or do Seth videos get better with every single release?

  • @2hot2handle65
    @2hot2handle65 2 года назад +1

    I don't know how it is that this review makes any sense, but it makes sense.

  • @francescospuntarelli1593
    @francescospuntarelli1593 2 года назад

    ok you are becoming like honest game reviews and that's good

  • @GlutesEnjoyer
    @GlutesEnjoyer 6 лет назад +49

    FREE DAYS STRAIGHT

    • @Asiis
      @Asiis 6 лет назад +1

      The AMERICAN way

  • @finnthefannibal
    @finnthefannibal 4 года назад +16

    I can confirm that my family indeed died in the wheat flood of '63.

  • @ShuShuShop
    @ShuShuShop 5 лет назад

    Great video as always Seff, might even put it in my top free.

  • @someone-ie9lp
    @someone-ie9lp 5 лет назад +1

    sseth is the only man that can make me lose my shit out loud.

  • @TheBrazilRules
    @TheBrazilRules 5 лет назад +5

    Damn. Now I want to play Elex again...

  • @JoeMartinez18
    @JoeMartinez18 3 года назад +13

    "German names like "Jürgen, Hans and Achmed" XD Gold

  • @MrAtilla
    @MrAtilla 5 лет назад +1

    climbing that tower to get sunglasses almost broke me

  • @TheDrunkardHu
    @TheDrunkardHu 4 года назад +1

    Came for the Elex review, subbed for the spicey memes.

  • @CarrionMaw
    @CarrionMaw 6 лет назад +178

    "There's nothing more satisfying than watching a green bar deplete, and then replenish, in the top left of my screen, as I wait for my cerebral palsy-stricken character to accumulate enough energy for his paralysed muscles to spring into motion."
    Did you mean: Dark Souls?

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 6 лет назад +15

      You ever tried having less than 100% Equip Load?

    • @Jerry-ob1un
      @Jerry-ob1un 5 лет назад +39

      YouSoSpice ever tried having *more* *than* *100%* *equip* *load?*

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 5 лет назад +9

      @@tata313155 DEX has nothing to do with equip load, neither does STR. Strangely enough.
      Try again.

    • @tata313155
      @tata313155 5 лет назад +2

      @@YouSoSpice str weapons are mostly great swords and ultra great swords which are heavy and have a higher equip load.

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 5 лет назад

      @@tata313155 That is true.

  • @PetstoUwU
    @PetstoUwU 4 года назад +6

    We germans also did Anno. You know we love over complex Systems.

    • @Nemesis816
      @Nemesis816 3 года назад

      “We Germans“ - says nobody every here except on the internet. If patriotism is so suppressed by society, you suddenly need to vent it onto the internet.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 года назад

      @@Nemesis816 well it isnt a patriotic statement considering it throws shade at well germans

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 года назад

      @Tactical Bacon we make it fun unless you want something fun

    • @Nemesis816
      @Nemesis816 3 года назад

      Benedict Mannheim Yeah we also like discussing why and denying nothing is wrong with us and that patriotism is normal here while the entire population is in an identity crisis.

  • @GarageMatters
    @GarageMatters 5 лет назад +1

    100% accurate review, keep it up my dude.

  • @yabi333
    @yabi333 11 месяцев назад

    I love you dude. Im burnt out with 1 burrito and no energy left in the middle of a major essay final for college and the only reason i havent passed out from exhaustion is because i have your random shit playing in the background keeping me alive, thanks