Endless Space 2 Review | Jingoist Joy™ Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @sadturtlesoup8832
    @sadturtlesoup8832 3 года назад +20150

    Got the game. First multiplayer game, someone said "leave me alone for a minute, I'm gonna "deal" with something." 20 minutes later the Academy's home system disappears in hellfire.

    • @calamaty2007
      @calamaty2007 3 года назад +5611

      Amazing. Sounds like a real bro dealing with that shit.

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 3 года назад +4162

      Doing God’s work

    • @plazmica0323
      @plazmica0323 3 года назад +3129

      what a fcking legend

    • @yhwh9778
      @yhwh9778 3 года назад +2509

      Based and redpilled

    • @PregnantWhale3000
      @PregnantWhale3000 3 года назад +1842

      What a fucking hero

  • @crusadinghours3505
    @crusadinghours3505 4 года назад +4630

    Congrats, in 4 hours "hey hey people" has become one of the top steam reviews.

    • @rmzCrush
      @rmzCrush 4 года назад +81

      they're so stupid.

    • @weissendrachen
      @weissendrachen 4 года назад +14

      Congrats! ruclips.net/video/QsR8zBh6EdE/видео.html

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад +131

      It is a stamp of approval

    • @ijz9278
      @ijz9278 4 года назад +64

      Sseth effect

    • @DoinkertonGreeble
      @DoinkertonGreeble 4 года назад +78

      A perfect example of how utterly useless steam reviews are.

  • @4mb127
    @4mb127 4 года назад +4034

    - How are you supposed to walk on a gas giant?
    - Very carefully.

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 4 года назад +140

      You don't walk on the gas giant. You just attach very resistant ropes to the uh... "unpaid and unskilled labour assistants" and toss em off the ship so they collect all the dust.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 4 года назад +43

      They probably just have suspended cities like cloud city in Star Wars. I think there was a project at one point to design a colonization ship of some sort for gas giant habitation.
      Found this on wikipedia. "...Landis has proposed aerostat habitats followed by floating cities, based on the concept that breathable air (21:79 oxygen/nitrogen mixture) is a lifting gas in the dense carbon dioxide atmosphere, with over 60% of the lifting power that helium has on Earth.[10] In effect, a balloon full of human-breathable air would sustain itself and extra weight (such as a colony) in midair. At an altitude of 50 kilometres (31 mi) above the Venerian surface, the environment is the most Earth-like in the Solar System - a pressure of approximately 1 atm or 1000 hPa and temperatures in the 0 to 50 °C (273 to 323 K; 32 to 122 °F) range. Protection against cosmic radiation would be provided by the atmosphere above, with shielding mass equivalent to Earth's."
      Mind you, gas giants and venus are pretty different, but with enough technology it'd probably be possible.

    • @arlandblack1139
      @arlandblack1139 4 года назад +6

      @@Guru_1092 Yes. They are pretty different. One of them has an average temperature of -145C and the atmospheric jet stream is faster than an actual turbojet airplane.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 4 года назад +3

      @@arlandblack1139 As I said, with enough science anything is possible!

    • @KoxenBols
      @KoxenBols 4 года назад +17

      It might be the inbred Norwegian in me, but my brain automatically answered "snow shoes".
      I'm just as confused as anyone who reads this.

  • @harz632
    @harz632 3 года назад +11344

    The best thing about Horatio is that the leader of Horatio is a clone of Horatio that killed Horatio and Usurped him without anyone knowing that it happened.

    • @piccolo3291
      @piccolo3291 3 года назад +1197

      he's speaking the language of gods

    • @thegooddinggleberry
      @thegooddinggleberry 3 года назад +300

      On side note, is this Mathdebating?

    • @angelangelis8362
      @angelangelis8362 3 года назад +2266

      Which just begs the question...how many times has that possibly happened? For all we know they are constantly doing this and no one notices.

    • @Wooper160atThePond
      @Wooper160atThePond 3 года назад +1092

      @@angelangelis8362 I think that’s the implication

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 3 года назад +996

      @@angelangelis8362 Tbh I think it's at that point where the previous and current leader is essentially the same person in both mannerisms and habit. So in a sense it never happened.

  • @Egalia_1
    @Egalia_1 4 года назад +11970

    Nothing warms my heart like: “hey hey people...”

  • @pumpkinspicegaming116
    @pumpkinspicegaming116 3 года назад +5388

    >Gets Awakening for free
    >Demand to take it back, and pay reparations

    • @a.m.valera6806
      @a.m.valera6806 3 года назад +54

      So Sseth was Isyander all along?

    • @chuckles3116
      @chuckles3116 2 года назад +35

      Awakening is actually pretty good if you get one of the workshop mods that prevents Isyander from expanding.

    • @zerlichr426
      @zerlichr426 2 года назад +1

      I usually just blast him off the face of universe

    • @devindeocharan8323
      @devindeocharan8323 2 года назад +32

      ​@@chuckles3116 Same, interesting mechanic in theory, but did horribly. They could have taken the academy in many different directions, a personal favorite as a galactic meeting ground. Once 3 or more races meet the academy, they propose it as a meeting ground for these different empires. You. could also make deals with them through backroom channels, for example, give them money, resources for more political power, away in galactic policy, or advanced tech.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 7 месяцев назад +7

      Awakening has been fixed with official patch.

  • @jewishdictionary1715
    @jewishdictionary1715 4 года назад +7937

    It's mindblowing how his little shitpost channel evolved into a legit, high quality game review channel. He's now a powerhouse of indie gaming market, a burning sun chariot that can lift any game's sales up if the game has unique playable value to it. Powered by independent funds of the merchant guild, nay, the merchant nation. Israel itself. And the videos he produces deserves every penny comes in his way.
    God bless this man.

    • @Theboomdoctor
      @Theboomdoctor 4 года назад +122

      G_d bless this man*

    • @kurtmueller2089
      @kurtmueller2089 4 года назад +555

      I think its because Seth is a very, very smart man who roleplays as idiot/shitposter (see one of his recent stream for an in-depth lecture on immunology for example). Other people make the mistake of thinking they are the same when actually they are idiots roleplaying as geniuses, which fails inevitably.

    • @deuceyd8468
      @deuceyd8468 4 года назад +80

      Allah bless this man

    • @blackjack2526
      @blackjack2526 4 года назад +38

      He's Apollo, bright in incandescence, and we are not worthy!

    • @BudMasta
      @BudMasta 4 года назад +21

      Being akin to Israel is the only non based part of this community, proud of u guys and Sseth.

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 2 года назад +2233

    Got the game. In my first few runs I didn’t know how to diplomatically reject the extortion efforts of the Cravers and Vodyani, so I ended up getting really good at upgrading my military in order to politely rout their militaries back into their homeworlds… and then taking over their homeworlds. In my second formal run, I played as the Umbral Choir and dumped everything into developing my economy. Imagine playing a game where no matter how hard everyone tries to make the largest economy, they are ALWAYS number 2 behind a faction that no one seems to have come into contact with. I literally made a shadow economy that everyone was baffled by because no one knew who was running it…
    … But enough about the Merchant’s Guild. 10/10. Would corner the galactic economy again.

    • @douglassun8456
      @douglassun8456 2 года назад +159

      In my experience, it sounds like you played it right. It's not really "diplomacy" when they're shaking you down. The best way to deal with it is to make sure you can bomb them back to the Stone Age if they press the point - which they won't, if you're strong enough. I've never seen the Vodanyi AI opponent strong enough to pose a credible threat.

    • @thegrimcritic5494
      @thegrimcritic5494 2 года назад +38

      @@douglassun8456 they almost ALWAYS get wiped out first lol.

    • @infiniminer7677
      @infiniminer7677 Год назад +67

      it's funny when you actually accept the Cravers' demands for dust, their attitude to you changes to "disgusted" and they respond "does your species have a spine"? after accepting your tribute.

    • @TechnicalOveride
      @TechnicalOveride Год назад +24

      @@douglassun8456 usually they dont ask for crazy amounts of dust, and sometimes you just dont give enough of a fuck to want to go to war with em

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 6 месяцев назад +4

      Merchants Guild, kek

  • @Riael
    @Riael 4 года назад +5037

    "Moderator Note: Yes, this is Sseth. Yes, he has been banned for vandalizing the wiki."

    • @AbelmcTrobel
      @AbelmcTrobel 4 года назад +76

      time stamp?

    • @JackFrost69
      @JackFrost69 4 года назад +294

      @@AbelmcTrobel It's on the wiki if you got to his profile.

    • @AbelmcTrobel
      @AbelmcTrobel 4 года назад +53

      @@murilogomes4712 noice

    • @brashiowilliams7594
      @brashiowilliams7594 4 года назад +17

      Jack Frost funneh

    • @dakiitto
      @dakiitto 4 года назад +94

      they didnt clear everything he's added :p endless-space-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Unfallen/Tutorials?oldid=5001

  • @reddgambit2216
    @reddgambit2216 4 года назад +2544

    Isyander: "once again, give me your funds"
    Any sane player: *constructs obliterator* "oh ill give you something alright...."

    • @TERRYEE88
      @TERRYEE88 4 года назад +272

      "once again, give me your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @nenril1
      @nenril1 4 года назад +130

      exactly fuck academy their systems will be yours... btw they dont mind if you mine on uncolonized planets....

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 4 года назад +110

      Solar System? More like Solar BBQ

    • @minhducnguyen674
      @minhducnguyen674 4 года назад +130

      Imagine the academy spawn into a multiplayer game and instead of convincing them to compete each other for his favor, Isandyr just got shelled to dead by player made obliterator

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 3 года назад +36

      OnCe AgAiN, iM aSkInG fOr YoUr FiNaNcIaL sUpPoRt

  • @MaverickHunterXZA
    @MaverickHunterXZA 4 года назад +12711

    It will never cease to amaze me how this man can string together several minutes of stupid jokes and simultaneously produce some of the best, most in-depth and genuine reviews out there.

    • @lukoscreyden
      @lukoscreyden 4 года назад +448

      For real, it must take him ages to script these videos.

    • @nvidiaplay
      @nvidiaplay 4 года назад +241

      @@lukoscreyden or he's a god and dont even need to try

    • @AnumaElish
      @AnumaElish 4 года назад +308

      I rewatch this again after bought this game yesterday and watch whole 3 hrs new player guide video and this one is much more understandable and practical.

    • @WLxMusic
      @WLxMusic 4 года назад +13

      no one like further because funny internet number

    • @thebestdad9816
      @thebestdad9816 4 года назад +206

      Shitposting is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural

  • @RobotIceCreamSandwich
    @RobotIceCreamSandwich Год назад +818

    "Given time - any problem can be solved. Given money any problem can be solved instantaneously"

    • @eyywannn8601
      @eyywannn8601 Год назад +16

      I didn’t catch that until you wrote it down haha.

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 4 года назад +4141

    "Who the hell colonizes a gas giant?"
    Lando Calrissian: “Everything you’ve heard about me is true.”

    • @tonlito22
      @tonlito22 4 года назад +92

      Winning smile baby.

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast 4 года назад +90

      As I recall, someone desperate for Anti-matter, since it tends to spawn on gas giants. Also Vodyani, on occasion, because of the atypical way they handle "colonizing".
      Of course, the game has changed a lot since I last played it, so who knows what it's like right now.

    • @DrakeBarrow
      @DrakeBarrow 4 года назад +116

      In reality, a gas giant has a crap ton of useful stuff. Supposedly there's a LOT of hydrocarbons in Jupiter's atmosphere, as a simple example, and those are damn handy even if you don't want to just burn them. Anybody with a decent manufacturing base for space travel is gonna have a field day mining gas giants. So Cloud City really wasn't too far off the mark after all.

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 4 года назад +8

      Those without a sense of smell
      Ok but seriously
      Maybe a race used to low gravity.
      Or just a temporary means of mining resources. Imagine we can just park a ship in atmosphere and start absorbing gases, instead of building structures on the surface and start mining. Though we would probably need to do both

    • @fajarazka9393
      @fajarazka9393 4 года назад +54

      "who the hell colonizes a gas giant"
      me in starsector : "I need fuels"

  • @steampoweredmaniac5359
    @steampoweredmaniac5359 4 года назад +2591

    Horatio has learned of an assassination plot against former system governor Horatio masterminded by former Horatio Prime Senator Horatio. Horatio was reportedly heard raving that he knew Horatio’s finger prints were all over the plan to kill Horatio and signed an executive order authorizing Horatio to assassinate Horatio before Horatio could give Horatio the go ahead to have Horatio assassinate Horatio.

    • @sanahoi3785
      @sanahoi3785 3 года назад +102

      this is a masterpiece

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 года назад +130

      An wonderful onion video it is

    • @ExponentialCircle
      @ExponentialCircle 3 года назад +113

      I don't know if this is a shitpost by someone who is not familiar with the game, or someone who is familiar explaining it. It's pretty accurate.

    • @emiliendespres1300
      @emiliendespres1300 3 года назад +12

      peak roger a muirebe from ck2 here

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 года назад +3

      This begs for that fkin Pirates of the Careabian pick from At the world's end

  • @fgsfds121
    @fgsfds121 3 года назад +3846

    17:04 I just noticed the Hissho were offered 150000 Dust for a single mushroom.
    And declined it.

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 3 года назад +876

      its a very important mushroom.

    • @Mecceldorf
      @Mecceldorf 3 года назад +639

      No, that confirms it, this is Stellaris in HD.

    • @yesmadx
      @yesmadx 3 года назад +262

      Anyone knows how crazy samurais are when it's about mushrooms

    • @fuzzytransmissionman
      @fuzzytransmissionman 3 года назад +533

      THERE IS NO HONOR IN SURRENDERING ONES MUSHROOM

    • @Halera-
      @Halera- 3 года назад +110

      Looks like a very detailed reincarnation of Civilization AI.

  • @TomQuoVadis
    @TomQuoVadis 4 года назад +5209

    I love the concept of a guy so narcissistic he created an entire race of himself.

    • @NyJoanzy
      @NyJoanzy 4 года назад +166

      That is basically Hord Prime from the 2018 She-ra.
      Even gets the bonus points for being able to assume direct control.

    • @revhrtc1615
      @revhrtc1615 4 года назад +26

      so, jesus?

    • @RamnaViaz
      @RamnaViaz 4 года назад +93

      Isn't that what the Judeo-Christian god did?

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 4 года назад +109

      Sseth didn't mention that splicing is at first done by bringing alien genes INTO Horatio. At first. So he's also human Zerg.

    • @argyrendehringterimksaccu174
      @argyrendehringterimksaccu174 2 года назад +2

      Too much poly or an- devas here, PIE to be bright

  • @WeebRemover4500
    @WeebRemover4500 4 года назад +2808

    "the sophons are a race of intellectuals - despite this, they talk in a british accent"
    crying
    16:46

    • @dan5609
      @dan5609 4 года назад +47

      Shots fired. I caught that one, too.

    • @skittyrocks
      @skittyrocks 4 года назад +21

      I deadass laughed out loud

    • @WeebRemover4500
      @WeebRemover4500 4 года назад +4

      so with 600 likes, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE END SOUNDTRACK IS?

    • @NardiusHerbalist
      @NardiusHerbalist 4 года назад +8

      @@WeebRemover4500 its Overcharge
      by CRT_HEAD

    • @vavra222
      @vavra222 4 года назад +2

      Man, i have to check up on ES2 wiki to read about the sophons. Im curious if they were inspired by the sophons in the "Three Body Problem" book trilogy. Really great shit.

  • @joshuadarrow
    @joshuadarrow 3 года назад +2052

    “The Emperor does not ask, _he commands”_

    • @HackionSTx
      @HackionSTx 3 года назад +94

      Just like the Merchant's Guild itself.

    • @gino14
      @gino14 3 года назад +67

      Influence Buyout
      AKA
      The Power to Have Things Just Because You Want Them™

  • @navilluscire2567
    @navilluscire2567 3 года назад +812

    27:56 Now see I could understand adding that kind of system to the game, basically bribing Isyander to give your enrolled future leaders and top lieutenants preferential treatment and thus say level up faster or maybe get some sweet bonuses, that actually sounds neat. But who in the Fucking name of the Endless themselves thought it was a good idea to have the Academy be an aggressive, expansionist faction when the whole point of them is to be a (atleast on the surface) *'neutral' faction* that basically plays the other factions of each other through academic extortion and educational lobbying.
    Also it would've been great to expand the bribery system so that when it comes to influencing the Academy's choices of curriculum and who got the best education at a given time to not just be soley based on whoever gave the most *"Dust" (money)* but could also be based on whoever made any number of notable donations to the Academy via technology shared, luxury goods *'gifted',* good'ole political backdoor dealings, and etc. That way it wouldn't just be the Lumeris gaining the upper hand most of the time when it came to bribing Isyander through sheer raw currency, there can be multiple was of gaining his favor to allow other factions to get on the action.

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 2 года назад +109

      Imagine a bunch of cravers killing pirates for the academy. I certainly could see it.

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 2 года назад +36

      @@stagdragon3978 That would make things interesting.

    • @montypython5521
      @montypython5521 Год назад +23

      "Give my students preferential treatment or I'll obliterate the academy"

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 Год назад +7

      I quest if how they programmed the Academy faction even lines up with who Isyander is supose to be as a character
      Making the academy a neutral faction is the better then having them be a annoying threat that's hyper aggressive and expansionist when that's not even how they're supose to act

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@montypython5521 Either you give me high level heroes or I'll level up my heroes by using your fleet as target practice.

  • @pepemr.13
    @pepemr.13 4 года назад +1255

    I always love how games too hard for me are nothing for Sseth and he's explaining everything in way I can understand
    Respect my man

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 года назад +158

      Sseth is legit actually extraordinarily intelligent, with a masters(?) in biology or something. He's way smarter than me, and probably most RUclipsrs I watch.

    • @Friday_Monday
      @Friday_Monday 4 года назад +188

      @@Nightweaver1 his habit of figuring out how to exploit practically every game he plays is a big sign of how smart he is

    • @khurelbatbayanbat7913
      @khurelbatbayanbat7913 4 года назад +111

      Friday Monday Seth when he sees there’s an economy in the game: how can I reach peak capitalism or genocide

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 4 года назад +16

      @@khurelbatbayanbat7913 In stallaris you do both at the same time

    • @nooblangpoo
      @nooblangpoo 4 года назад +80

      @@Nightweaver1 Masters in Immunology. Which is an extremely hard degree btw.

  • @7411y
    @7411y 4 года назад +3832

    "They occupy just 10% of Nygean space-"
    Oh boy here we go

    • @joshuakuehn
      @joshuakuehn 4 года назад +729

      Didn't realize star trek told the truth like that

    • @Snakedude4life
      @Snakedude4life 4 года назад +496

      Subtlety used to be a thing ..

    • @bmansk8520
      @bmansk8520 4 года назад +338

      Based

    • @Balut3
      @Balut3 4 года назад +282

      I was in tears when I got the reference

    • @Passonator11
      @Passonator11 4 года назад +537

      StarTrek quoted crime statistics before it was cool

  • @turbokain
    @turbokain 4 года назад +365

    "H-how are we meant to walk on a giant gas giant?"
    "Very carefully"
    That got me

  • @Ahrimane
    @Ahrimane Год назад +358

    I played a little of this recently and I might end up liking it more than Civilization. The sci fi theme and alien races are more entertaining and I really enjoy the diplomacy system.

    • @grinvich2304
      @grinvich2304 Год назад +1

      Попробуй мод
      "Beyond earth"

  • @freekjegeen8603
    @freekjegeen8603 3 года назад +6365

    "re-educate, and reintegrate..."
    I wonder where he's going with this
    "Into the fucking ground."
    *Add to cart*

    • @spencerkimllido7327
      @spencerkimllido7327 3 года назад +58

      Haha

    • @Ian501st
      @Ian501st 3 года назад +87

      Thats the spirit

    • @dima1478
      @dima1478 3 года назад +160

      into the fucking soil

    • @foxmcfluff8982
      @foxmcfluff8982 3 года назад +35

      "re-educate, and reisemenate..."

    • @sdobitoo
      @sdobitoo 3 года назад +47

      "smiling empireum solder in the background "

  • @tomsweeny6837
    @tomsweeny6837 4 года назад +3426

    That alien qt has two huge spheres of influence.

    • @Pwnstared
      @Pwnstared 4 года назад +85

      If you know what I mean...

    • @punishedarmsdealer8763
      @punishedarmsdealer8763 4 года назад +238

      She reminds me of a teacher I have classes with
      Wayy too much influence
      Wayy too much charisma
      I will do any and everything

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 года назад +99

      Tracts of Land.

    • @danieladamczyk4024
      @danieladamczyk4024 4 года назад +60

      @@R3GARnator *tracts of space

    • @neauxgassi2407
      @neauxgassi2407 4 года назад +87

      Reptilian alien honkers 👽 🎃🎃

  • @MrDorkbot
    @MrDorkbot 4 года назад +4852

    Genocide: I sleep
    Being forced to work overtime: How dare you?!
    This game is very realistic I see.

    • @cookies23z
      @cookies23z 4 года назад +48

      big brain

    • @mikaelsanchez6426
      @mikaelsanchez6426 4 года назад +393

      Tbh it makes some sense - as long as its other people being genocided, that sort of thing is easy to get away with with the right cultural values.

    • @AzerothLatinoamerica
      @AzerothLatinoamerica 4 года назад +76

      Thats exactly how unions work.

    • @lubieplacki2772
      @lubieplacki2772 4 года назад +82

      to be fair it's not genocide, the population numbers are forced to be static, not drop

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 года назад +24

      @@lubieplacki2772 sounds like heresy

  • @autumnlove96able
    @autumnlove96able 2 года назад +150

    Why is his voice just immediately so humorous to listen to? Just a master comedic storyteller, I’m impressed

  • @crappieco.4075
    @crappieco.4075 4 года назад +627

    "How are we meant to walk on a Gas Giant?"
    *"Very Carefully."*

  • @failatlife1
    @failatlife1 4 года назад +3033

    Fish Mom: "Are you just lonely?!"
    Me: "...Yes."

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +1020

    " Big tiddy fish mommy is going to buy the galaxy" That wasn't exactly a string of words I ever expected to hear in my life.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 4 года назад +72

      She'll be your sugar mommy

    • @TheBossBark
      @TheBossBark 4 года назад +20

      It may not have been expected but it was what we needed to hear.

    • @liquidchameleon5993
      @liquidchameleon5993 4 года назад

      Same. Yet here we are

    • @simj202
      @simj202 4 года назад +24

      while you're at it, add 'race of weaboo samurai chickens' to that list too.

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 года назад +11

      *immediately heads right for R34 to see what I can find of her*

  • @Aklos420
    @Aklos420 7 месяцев назад +371

    Note: They fixed the academy.
    Released today was a patch that lets you push a button in the pregame settings that makes it so they don't expand.
    They also no longer aggressively attack players while at neutral relations.

  • @bigsmiff4366
    @bigsmiff4366 4 года назад +1446

    When Sseth buys a legal copy from this decade, ill give the game a try.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 4 года назад +6849

    Ok I'm sold on sexy Horatio clone civilization

    • @novarwright8514
      @novarwright8514 4 года назад +217

      Empire of the Autist Cat when?

    • @ol_fortune9474
      @ol_fortune9474 4 года назад +112

      Sub-race is SS boy and Sean Bean is from the academy.

    • @WereSmarterThanThis
      @WereSmarterThanThis 4 года назад +8

      @@ol_fortune9474 don't forget jauffers

    • @AftermathRV
      @AftermathRV 4 года назад +48

      Horatio, formerly known as Wilburgur

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 4 года назад +26

      AftermathRV Horatio is the final evolution of Autisim Cat, The Daedric God of Madness

  • @OruzeCruise
    @OruzeCruise 4 года назад +4439

    "Are you just lonely?"
    yes alien mommy

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 4 года назад +433

      Thicc alien mommy, praise the dark gods!

    • @crappieco.4075
      @crappieco.4075 4 года назад +419

      The character designers knew what they were doing when creating her

    • @SemNome-ds1qy
      @SemNome-ds1qy 4 года назад +115

      @@Fulgrim2 not even a world bearer would approve this.

    • @thebirthdayskeleton2927
      @thebirthdayskeleton2927 4 года назад +224

      MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
      MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
      REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY’S UDDERS!
      I WANT MOMMY’S AND NO OTHER’S!
      GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
      GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
      UNTIL YOU DO I’LL SCREAM I’LL SHOUT!
      I’LL CRY I’LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
      UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
      I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

    • @elgringofeo9348
      @elgringofeo9348 4 года назад +36

      @@Nope-en9bo do it

  • @OfficialDJSoru
    @OfficialDJSoru Год назад +122

    That colonizing gas giants question just got more hilarious since that one guy started complaining you couldn't land on Saturn in Starfield, and then doubled and tripled down on the complaint calling everyone who reminded him "You can't walk on a gas giant" of being nerds.
    I legit came back to rewatch this review just cause of that idiot.

  • @Ssstylishhunter
    @Ssstylishhunter 4 года назад +449

    You can tell Sseth really loves a game when his character breaks and he speaks with incredulity, enthusiasm, pure RAGE or a mixture of all these things. His power grows all the more.

  • @RinrinFran
    @RinrinFran 4 года назад +539

    "What happened to the Endless? Well there's less of them, The End"
    Best, BRIEF, Summary of a story...

  • @mysteriomax904
    @mysteriomax904 4 года назад +2344

    "This game doesn´t work on national borders"
    Proceeds to show a clip of isreali military

    • @bluecaptainIT
      @bluecaptainIT 4 года назад +126

      "Can you see any borders from up here? What have borders given us?"

    • @vidmastereon
      @vidmastereon 4 года назад +142

      Oops cant see the border with your recently bulldozed homes covering it

    • @vvesternrestorationistmkul7900
      @vvesternrestorationistmkul7900 4 года назад +82

      O p e n b o r d e r s f o r I s r a e l

    • @rogerh.5792
      @rogerh.5792 4 года назад +24

      I mean, even israeli military don't even know wheres their borders.

    • @hammerfallprotocol
      @hammerfallprotocol 4 года назад +22

      @@bluecaptainIT >

  • @-accursedeggs-
    @-accursedeggs- 2 года назад +88

    Rewatching this video, realizing he was using "First Trumpet" as the music for explanation of what dust actually is, and now I wish seth did a review for Lobo Corp or Ruina- it'd be, phantasmal

  • @GrizzlyClawss
    @GrizzlyClawss 4 года назад +788

    *Endless Space 2 In a Nutshell*
    You: Yo, who just put a pirate mark on me?
    Friend 1: Idk wasn't me
    Friend 2: Not me
    Friend 3: Ain't me
    *War it is*
    AI: Yes, yes, fight stupid humans.

    • @SympleSymon
      @SympleSymon 4 года назад +1

      There's a multiplayer mode?

    • @hafidhadib1062
      @hafidhadib1062 4 года назад +12

      @@SympleSymon well you watch the video right ?

  • @joshuanickles4010
    @joshuanickles4010 3 года назад +3127

    "Big-titty fish-mommy is gonna buy the galaxy...and I'm gonna help her."

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 года назад +253

      Jenestra Omalfi'Meos vs. Lady Dimistrescu.
      Rule 34 will explode.

    • @douglassun8456
      @douglassun8456 3 года назад +173

      Always knew Sseth was a Ugandan warlord of culture.

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 3 года назад +93

      @@thegrayyernaut unfortunately not as popular as Dimitrescu, though I wish.

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 2 года назад +21

      She totally saved my butt in my first non-tutorial game.
      I was getting invaded by the Imperials but I had enough gold to buy a planet off her and practically restart my civ where I could build my Obelisks in relative peace

    • @johnreeves5152
      @johnreeves5152 Год назад +1

      Milk truck is coming to town

  • @KioskaraTTV
    @KioskaraTTV 7 месяцев назад +95

    Rejoice, they fixed the academy!

    • @EUROCORP2027
      @EUROCORP2027 5 месяцев назад +2

      How did they?

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 2 месяца назад

      Did we pay reparation for the fix?

    • @slayerbllade
      @slayerbllade Месяц назад

      @@EUROCORP2027 U can toggle it so it doesnt expand, and if ur neutral with them, they wont ask for money anymore

  • @seandorsey8052
    @seandorsey8052 4 года назад +1544

    They announced a Horatio dating sim as a joke. Then they actually made it after fan demand, it's called Love Thyself. 😂😂🤣

    • @sparkyboi4387
      @sparkyboi4387 3 года назад +91

      time to spend some money

    • @thundersheild926
      @thundersheild926 3 года назад +90

      @@sparkyboi4387 No need, it's free.

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 3 года назад +97

      @@thundersheild926 even FUCKING BETTER

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 3 года назад +45

      For once mob mentality made an objectively good thing happen.

  • @Jahsizzl9
    @Jahsizzl9 4 года назад +1173

    “How are we gonna walk on a gas giant?” “Very carefully “

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 4 года назад +25

      He guys i got the joke - he is refering to the video of ssethtzeentach where he talks about colonizing the gas giant haha so funny

    • @bersek-
      @bersek- 4 года назад +6

      OMG! DID WE JUST WATCH THE SAME VIDEO???

    • @thelitmango6333
      @thelitmango6333 4 года назад +20

      @@secretname2670 you guys are fun at partys

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 4 года назад +4

      just land on the hard surface that's probably underneath all that gas and hold your breath lol duh

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 4 года назад +6

      @@thelitmango6333 we at least get invited to some you sad nut.

  • @IconiaAngelos
    @IconiaAngelos 3 года назад +7189

    the joke about "endless space historian" is even funnier now that Bungee is hiring a "destiny lore historian" for real

    • @jefff7916
      @jefff7916 3 года назад +524

      I'm sorry, they're doing *what*?

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 3 года назад +87

      *pog*

    • @Cosmic-Bear.
      @Cosmic-Bear. 3 года назад +163

      They fucking what?

    • @Jakepearl13
      @Jakepearl13 3 года назад +742

      Imagine making intricate lore for your looter shooter,only to need the assistance of somebody with too much time on their hands,cramming as much of the entirety of said lore…into their tiny skull caverns.
      Why would you need a historian for your own lore…when you yourself wrote it all?
      (Yes I know that they have teams working on it but do you really need to hire a “historian” for this?)

    • @cerickson017
      @cerickson017 3 года назад +73

      Byf is a shoe-in

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 3 года назад +97

    It's always entertaining when you play more indie games and occasionally recognize their OSTs in Sseth's videos much later upon rewatch, especially when Sseth hasn't made a video about them yet.

    • @АндрейНеугодников-м6е
      @АндрейНеугодников-м6е Год назад

      Like what?

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 7 месяцев назад

      Shadowrun Returns ​@@АндрейНеугодников-м6е

    • @bonehrust
      @bonehrust 7 месяцев назад +1

      When sseth was talking about dust, he used First Trumpet music track from Lobotomy corporation
      The project moon brainrot is real bro

  • @Pup_Majestic
    @Pup_Majestic 3 года назад +2543

    "Re-Educating the natives and Re-Intergrating them... into the fucking soil"
    Damn that is a good line

    • @utterchaos1765
      @utterchaos1765 2 года назад +107

      The image of an Imperium of Man Guardsman laughing is the perfect summary

    • @tarazzzs
      @tarazzzs Год назад +20

      Have a purity seal, loyal subject of the Imperium.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 11 месяцев назад +3

      #justimperialthings

    • @renatobilodeau5128
      @renatobilodeau5128 10 месяцев назад +2

      12:33

    • @shoddypeasant8762
      @shoddypeasant8762 10 месяцев назад +1

      I read that horribly wrong

  • @Bricky
    @Bricky 4 года назад +2498

    Caestus Metallican for the Vodyani. Nice.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 года назад +99

      bricky what are you doing here

    • @shmshare3868
      @shmshare3868 4 года назад +41

      YOO BRICKY

    • @valkorion1749
      @valkorion1749 4 года назад +85

      The type of some of these crossovers never ceases to amaze me

    • @adambishop568
      @adambishop568 4 года назад +15

      A mysterious brick appears

    • @Kokorocodon
      @Kokorocodon 4 года назад +11

      Yo it's mah boi, mah boi bricky. Sup mah boi! How's doing?

  • @perryborn2777
    @perryborn2777 4 года назад +579

    Bought the game after this review, played the tutorial, started a second game to learn some more, then finally played through my third match the whole way. Played it with my friend. I was the Unfallen and he was the Sophons. I used my influence to keep everyone at peace, while we both researched until we got an allied science victory.
    Fantastic use of seven hours

    • @melynxforce8918
      @melynxforce8918 2 года назад +5

      Congratulation for understanding all systems in a few games, I still don't get most of them.

    • @perryborn2777
      @perryborn2777 2 года назад +8

      @@melynxforce8918 Oh I still don't understand how anyone could possibly run a functional military faction. I've played as a bunch of different factions, trying to go the military route, and never had any luck getting it off the ground

    • @melynxforce8918
      @melynxforce8918 2 года назад +1

      @@perryborn2777 same here with Stellaris

  • @majesticbbqsauce727
    @majesticbbqsauce727 7 месяцев назад +82

    3 years later, they fixed the academy.

    • @minibotas9496
      @minibotas9496 6 месяцев назад +1

      I do not know the specifics, what did they change about it?

    • @faux9694
      @faux9694 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@minibotas9496 Kill pirates and you earn favor with the Academy. Supporting the Academy can gain favor. Favor can be used to buy their systems, receive a faction specific buff, gain a fleet, and learn about enemy heroes.

    • @minibotas9496
      @minibotas9496 6 месяцев назад

      @@faux9694
      So… the Academy still expands? Even through your own territory?

    • @faux9694
      @faux9694 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@minibotas9496 not that I've noticed. They mainly expand in empty territories and won't attack yours. You can turn their expansionism off in the options.

    • @minibotas9496
      @minibotas9496 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@faux9694 that was my only worry. Neat!

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 4 года назад +7424

    What kind of Heroes of Might and Magic is this?

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 4 года назад +287

      The one in space.

    • @imnotnarcian
      @imnotnarcian 4 года назад +112

      heroes of poo poo and pee pee LOL ehehehehehehhe

    • @wceend5791
      @wceend5791 4 года назад +32

      Did not expect to see you here

    • @g-man6343
      @g-man6343 4 года назад +7

      simply ebin have an updoot and some leddit lead

    • @kolos0139
      @kolos0139 4 года назад +8

      How are you everywhere?

  • @RevolutionaryLoser
    @RevolutionaryLoser 2 года назад +931

    This game really makes me get into the mindset of an imperialist despot. When I started setting up buffer states and brainwashing my citizens into begging me to set up a military industrial complex the world I live in started to make a whole lot more sense.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Год назад +63

      The best Space Putin simulator.

    • @paulie-g
      @paulie-g Год назад

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Space US more like. Putin is a died in the wool humanitarian for waiting 8 years.

    • @PostYourJaggahog
      @PostYourJaggahog Год назад +87

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92best america simulator too lol

    • @Lampoluke
      @Lampoluke 9 месяцев назад +42

      As an Italian, this game completely encapsulates the Roman answer to the whole "An eye for an eye turns the whole world blind" which is that 1 you should never dish out an equal vengeance, alway retaliate 10 times harder and 2 preemptive attacks. They blockaded all our trade routes? Well, we need less ships in our military now, we are going to declare war, not now of course, we need 5 turns to park our armies right next to their major systems and then declare war when we are basically in orbit.

    • @billdecompsa4705
      @billdecompsa4705 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@PostYourJaggahogin times of peace, prepare for war 💪

  • @susp3kt112
    @susp3kt112 4 года назад +546

    Update: WeedLord420 has been banned for vandalizing the Wiki.

  • @Damian-ew1vl
    @Damian-ew1vl 4 года назад +528

    Oh wow, he got his password back from those travelling merchants!

    • @AB-br2nu
      @AB-br2nu 4 года назад +16

      Oy Gevalt.....

    • @df71091
      @df71091 4 года назад +12

      Rootles metropolitans

    • @Nikotheleepic
      @Nikotheleepic 4 года назад +7

      Those dancing movers

  • @UberCharger56
    @UberCharger56 Год назад +84

    How's it feel to know the devs are working on a massive update to re-work Awakening's mechanics, probably in no small part because of this very video and its popularity?

    • @mogscugg2639
      @mogscugg2639 9 месяцев назад +4

      They saw Milei's stance on the age of consent and are removing all Argentinian influence as fast as they can lel

    • @syrusalder7795
      @syrusalder7795 9 месяцев назад +14

      updates pretty fire, with the academy knowing their damn place and not expanding and the reworked weapons being more balanced. The only issue is that it consistently fails to load the turn where you choose whether to side with or against isandyr in his last quest section. usually around turn 65-75 on fast speed, so you gotta hit victory before then. Fingers crossed thats fixed when it leaves the beta.

  • @audiblerangerdms6616
    @audiblerangerdms6616 4 года назад +936

    "Do you want diplomacy to not even be an option?"
    The Imperium of man:
    I'm interested

    • @walaogui
      @walaogui 4 года назад +105

      If you think you are useless, there are diplomats in the Imperium of Man

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 4 года назад +68

      Wind Gui I guess somebody has to write the war declarations xD

    • @nightgaunt535
      @nightgaunt535 4 года назад +10

      @@walaogui This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard and I'm not surprised at all.

    • @thebestdad9816
      @thebestdad9816 4 года назад +5

      *EPIC GAMER MOMENT*

    • @Boa796
      @Boa796 4 года назад +4

      THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

  • @viluu200
    @viluu200 4 года назад +182

    I was starting to think the Merchant's Guild finally caught up to him.

  • @maxclark3596
    @maxclark3596 3 года назад +5109

    Star Trek cracking out the 'despite making up' meme in the 90s. A level of perfection even Horatio would envy

    • @rafaelcortat6883
      @rafaelcortat6883 3 года назад +334

      Despite isn't really a meme, just a racist dog whistle.

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 3 года назад +610

      @@rafaelcortat6883 there's a difference?

    • @rafaelcortat6883
      @rafaelcortat6883 3 года назад +115

      @@vaclavjebavy5118 I would assume yes, since most memes aren't racist.

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 3 года назад +642

      @@rafaelcortat6883 is joke
      but either way, what's the real statistic?

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios 3 года назад +501

      @@vaclavjebavy5118 13/ 50.

  • @WavePiggy
    @WavePiggy 6 месяцев назад +14

    For anyone wondering now, the Academy and Isyander have been nerfed and there are options to control his influence on the game so you can play with Nakalim without Isyander. I do recommend playing with him but at a reduced level. The idea of the academy taking territory is idiotic from any point of view, but the recent patch is a nice compromise.

  • @AmbroseBoaBowie
    @AmbroseBoaBowie 3 года назад +839

    “Are you just Lonely?”
    *looks down in shame*

  • @twocows360
    @twocows360 4 года назад +186

    "in multiplayer you're going to desync before anyone gets angry"
    it really IS civ in space

  • @h.singular9613
    @h.singular9613 4 года назад +2016

    >"doesn't work on national borders"
    >shows footage of Israelis

  • @Dredd-Mau
    @Dredd-Mau 6 месяцев назад +37

    Good news: they updated the Awakening DLC and it is actually fun to play now. Back then I just left it disabled all the time, but now that's no longer the case. It's definitely worth revisiting.

    • @PyroniusRex
      @PyroniusRex 4 месяца назад +3

      Tree Communism, coming soon to a system near you.

  • @rustyshackleford1508
    @rustyshackleford1508 4 года назад +860

    "Who the hell colonizes a gas giant?"
    *[Isaac Arthur laughing in the distance]*

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 4 года назад +71

      I did it in Starsector.
      It wasn't a good idea.
      Then I colonized the sun.
      That crashed the game.

    • @LANSl0t
      @LANSl0t 4 года назад +19

      Love Isaac Arthur

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 4 года назад +48

      Dont you mean *waughs in disthance* ?

    • @blackzodiac22
      @blackzodiac22 4 года назад +1

      based

    • @polybiuspie
      @polybiuspie 4 года назад +11

      In the dark, far, flung, future, there is only ballsack sucking, and nutsack economics. The world has devolved into a new dark age, where Doomguy has taken full control of the major countries of the world. Enforcing his totalitarian rules against Fanta nut, and strictly banning all physical copies of Ordovician Penis Fight 2000. The earth has been scorched, and degraded, cities lay in ruin, lives destroyed, all of this unimaginable pain and suffering, because nobody can get a nice nut going. But, out of the ruins of a destroyed world, out of the dirt and blood, a hero rises. A hero who will challenge Doomguy, and bring peace to everyone's balls.
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      Dr Nutsack sat down on the dry earth, and began to lay out his supplies. One Aegirocassis Prostate, his trusty hunting rifle, with one remaining magazine, which in turn, housed five rounds, and only two remaining essential oil bottles. He made a mental note to get another fix from the Anti-Vax Guild. A dangerous group to be sure, but few could get far out here without their fix of essential oils.
      Dr Nutsack sighed deeply, packed up his supplies, dusted himself off, and cracked his knuckles. He gazed into the unfriendly horizon, contemplating his next move.
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      He flew fifty feet straight over the Penis Bandits, his body flailing and turning uncontrollably. Dr Nutsack then flew straight, head first toward the ground. For a few seconds, comprehension entered Dr Nutsack's mind, this was the end. He closed his eyes, he was completely at peace with the world. Then he hit the ground with the force of a train driving off a one-thousand foot cliff, and freaking died. Gorilla nutsack pee pee fart hole jerry from ass and morty nutsack penis diper.
      Then a portal opened up, and Metroid walked out, scratching his nuts and looking around the barren landscape.
      “Wait, whats going on- where am I?” He said, as the Penis Bandits looked over, and shot him multiple times point blank with Spaz-14’s directly in his nutsack. Metroid started poo poo fart ppee pee nut jake the fart dog from star nutsack return of obama’s prostate blue whale testie how to ask google if i need a nutsack fart doo doo pee pee holw gay butt iron man loves iran police fortunate cookies wee wee wong le gong fong fart sharut nut cole is that awlter supported vote nutsack joe from obama testicle gong diper penis from gravity fall s not ttoo be confused with cgravity grey nutsack i love cum te lmao lmao not going lie homie niggil that pretty gay not doe to go penis penis
      Suddenly a second portal opened up, and out walked the looming, massive, 60 foot tall figure of Joe Penis, naked and fully erect. Nobody had seen Joe Penis in over a year, since Doomguy had established the local Penis police, who stopped everyone from getting a nice nut going. Many had lost hope all together, and believed Joe Penis to be dead.
      Joe Penis looked down upon the five Penis Bandits, and he noticed the bodies of dr Nutsack and Metroid.
      “No, no! This can’t be real, this can’t be happening! My lover metroid, and Dr Nutsack, my pee pee inspector! No! You animals! You killed them both!”
      Joe Penis began to shake with anger, his eyes glowed red, his titanic schlong casting a shadow over all of the Penis Bandits. He roundhouse kicked one of the Penis Bandits into the stratosphere. The other Penis bandits got scared and went pee pee poo poo in their pants. Then Penis Joe busted a gigantic fat nut and drowned them in it lmao. society h3h3 pee pee poo poo nutcrack, monster nut juice darth vader has a thick booty not going to lie :blushing emoji: :pee pee emoji: morgan freedom pupic hair finna smells like dorito nutsack lah mayo, ballsack jones came home to see his cat busting a fat nutsack on dat homie mog goo goo ga ga penis fartsack joe rogayanergeranadhemphargitegergorgan question mark

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 года назад +372

    That line "Between death and inconvenience, I choose oblivion" is 2020 in a nutshell.

  • @PutkisenSetä
    @PutkisenSetä 4 года назад +803

    So you're saying that if you got that expansion for free, you'd be.. asking for reparations?

    • @pakoti96
      @pakoti96 4 года назад +15

      under rated comment

    • @matthewdavis3421
      @matthewdavis3421 4 года назад +7

      Just like people born in America.

    • @Zorgdub
      @Zorgdub 4 года назад +1

      I laughed out loud.

    • @PeterOak
      @PeterOak 4 года назад

      keksimus maximus

    • @ethanhowell5587
      @ethanhowell5587 4 года назад

      @Needleinvein south Africa has alot of native whites lol

  • @marcusaustralius2416
    @marcusaustralius2416 2 года назад +47

    I can never get over just how fucking good the Riftborn intro cinematic and music is

    • @syrusalder7795
      @syrusalder7795 9 месяцев назад +4

      bro i cream whenever the vaulter theme song arrives in my spotify playlists

    • @marcusaustralius2416
      @marcusaustralius2416 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@syrusalder7795 a certified hood classic

  • @AzureRoxe
    @AzureRoxe 4 года назад +2623

    Took a month, but the discount is finally here. All hail Sseth.

  • @shawnconway6009
    @shawnconway6009 4 года назад +801

    "And I don't care, because big tiddy fish mommy is going to buy the galaxy. And I'm going to help her." I see Sseth is a man of culture.

    • @SktrBCULrB
      @SktrBCULrB 4 года назад +16

      He is staying true to his roots.

    • @actualteddybear891
      @actualteddybear891 4 года назад +20

      I would like a big tiddy mommy in my life.

    • @samuelhunter4631
      @samuelhunter4631 4 года назад +5

      @@actualteddybear891 We all would...

    • @actualteddybear891
      @actualteddybear891 4 года назад +3

      @@samuelhunter4631 I'm talking mommy dom.

    • @c-money9623
      @c-money9623 4 года назад +7

      A man of culture and capitalism.

  • @Razzusamadesu
    @Razzusamadesu 4 года назад +444

    Science: "Female armpit inspector"
    Yes this is true

    • @vavra222
      @vavra222 4 года назад +8

      dream job

    • @Dan-gs3kg
      @Dan-gs3kg 4 года назад +9

      Dammit, Touhou still exists

    • @FortuneHatter
      @FortuneHatter 4 года назад +3

      @@Dan-gs3kg Every day I'm reminded of Reimu fans existing makes me wish to be isekai'd straight to hell. But then it's remedied by the fact that there are some guro touhou fans out there. Balanced, as all things should be.

    • @moltementi279
      @moltementi279 4 года назад +3

      @@Dan-gs3kg that gif has destroyed hundreds of thousands of lives

    • @waldofelix29
      @waldofelix29 4 года назад

      @@moltementi279 Touhou armpits gif? Where!? I need it for scientific research!

  • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
    @Blitzkrieg_Wolf Год назад +548

    Me: "I don't know, large scale civilization sims aren't my strongest suit for extensive gameplay time..."
    Sseth: "Big tiddy fish-mommy"
    Me: "Say no more, it's in the shopping cart."

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Год назад +24

      Sseth in Wizardry 6: Damn, that's a good looking fish.
      Sseth in Endless Space 2: Damn, that's a nice looking fish.

    • @92edoy
      @92edoy Год назад +9

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Mandalore in Genesis Rising: Is he going for the fish?

    • @sodafromteacups4029
      @sodafromteacups4029 6 месяцев назад

      yes i am addicted to masturbation how can you tell

  • @somedrunkbloke5469
    @somedrunkbloke5469 4 года назад +593

    "much like the scottish , Trees are rooted to the ground they dont do much"
    lol you forgot to mention refusing sobriety

    • @L1mJahey
      @L1mJahey 4 года назад +30

      Can you blame them though? With neighbours like theirs it's no surprise!

    • @bdwg4123
      @bdwg4123 4 года назад +9

      @@L1mJahey you're true mate, very fucking true

    • @KomandarmKnuckles
      @KomandarmKnuckles 4 года назад +1

      haha alcohol goes glup glup

    • @curtgavin7845
      @curtgavin7845 4 года назад +1

      The name checks out

  • @smug880
    @smug880 4 года назад +4321

    it's almost impossible to not role play as the imperium of man in literally every single space strategy games ever

    • @gagetaylor54
      @gagetaylor54 4 года назад +930

      “-*reeducating*, and, *reintegrating*, the *native population*... into the F U C K I N G S O I L.”
      -Ssethtzeentach, Hero of the Imperium

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 4 года назад +137

      Just put a mod ho swap the red from the imerials with gold.

    • @DoctressCalibrator
      @DoctressCalibrator 3 года назад +47

      It's exactly the other way around. Why would you ever want to be a space hitler?

    • @sir_duckington1245
      @sir_duckington1245 3 года назад +368

      @@DoctressCalibrator cuz its fun to kill all alien life becouse humanity is the best race ever

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 3 года назад +249

      Obviously us humans are going to naturally conquer... It’s literally in our DNA

  • @HuskyVerbatim
    @HuskyVerbatim 4 года назад +1288

    So I'd never heard of this game before, but got pretty interested after seeing this review. The recent sale seemed like a good excuse to check it out.
    Now I'm deep in One More Turn hell. I was almost late for work today because I accidentally played until 7 AM.
    Send help.

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 4 года назад +39

      yeah i just burnt like 10 hours on it today. and i still have no idea how to play

    • @MasterScar
      @MasterScar 3 года назад +21

      been playing for months and still have yet to fully understand how to play every race

    • @asyfer729
      @asyfer729 3 года назад +5

      There was a sale and i bought it, end up my saturday night in a blink of an eye, started at 10 pm than bang! suddenly already 6 am..

    • @jjoshaugh
      @jjoshaugh 3 года назад +5

      Horatio feels your pain. How can you avoid basking in the presence of... perfection.

    • @granbullwithashinygyarados395
      @granbullwithashinygyarados395 3 года назад

      Any updates? Are you still staying up late playing the game?

  • @loganhowe9496
    @loganhowe9496 Год назад +27

    I heard the First Trumpet OST in there and now I'm excited for a Lobotomy Corp video potentially

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +11469

    How does it feel to have the power to instantly change the all the top steam reviews of any conceivable game to quotes from the video?

    • @imthedude2351
      @imthedude2351 4 года назад +1350

      I don't know, how does it feel to have the power to instantly get thousands of likes on any video just by commenting on it?

    • @adhamzayed911
      @adhamzayed911 4 года назад +68

      Do you want to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that is why I am asking for a friend to talk to you about it when I get home I will send you the link to the video of the company and the boys are one of the most important thing is that I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that is why I am asking for a friend to talk to you about it when I get home I will send you a representative from the Foreman to be a representative of the company and the boys are doing well and that you are doing well

    • @RemiScutlet
      @RemiScutlet 4 года назад +14

      Ffish

    • @cs40660
      @cs40660 4 года назад +34

      dissapointed in the reply time on this one Mr Y.

    • @Kalleosini
      @Kalleosini 4 года назад +21

      weird how your comment didn't get thousands of likes on this one, wrong audience perhaps?

  • @XzMondayNightzX
    @XzMondayNightzX 4 года назад +430

    After playing the shit out of this game I'm still surprised at how in depth the review is while still having the touch of Sseth comedy. You can tell the man loves this game.
    Also don't forget the faction music for the empire. That shit makes me feel patriotic while I commit warcrimes.

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 года назад +17

      Would You Like To Know More?

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 года назад +2

      How is it compared to Stellaris?

    • @XzMondayNightzX
      @XzMondayNightzX 4 года назад +20

      @@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 I like it a lot better. One because it doesn't run like shit. Stellaris has terrible optimization and it really shows because it's all real time. I have never finished a game to date because of it. And two it doesn't punish you for going wide. In stellaris you take a percentage hit to research for every planet system you control so Tall empires with less systems that stack their planets will out tech the fuck out of you. There is a cap in Endless of planets you control..... until you can install an "Autonomous Administration". (By research and upgrading your City level with rare resources. All of these are random generated per map) and you can go over the colony limit for a small (but ever increasing penalty) too. Getting a level 4 city is an investment. Bird Bois have a different mechanic and can ignore colony limitations. Obliterator behemoths are just great don't listen to reddit they're retarded. You can protect systems from them with shields (Reduces damage) or spec a behemoth into a citadel to nullify it on a very important system. Give it a try. I Guarantee you won't be disappointed if 4x is your kind of game.
      Plus have you seen that Emperor Zelevas coat? It's fucking amazing. And fish tits. A fish with tits. Tiddy fish.

    • @greganator111
      @greganator111 4 года назад +1

      @@XzMondayNightzX You should really take a look a Stellaris again,, they made major performance updates, and completely overhauled how territory works, the system you describe dosnt even exist in the game any more. Not saying you would like it but it has definitely changed leaps and bounds for the better.

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 4 года назад +5

      @@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 stellaris is too generic.
      Endless better

  • @DasterTheStalker
    @DasterTheStalker 4 года назад +119

    "the story is told to you through Wiki articles the accuracy of which is questionable because I've edited several articles and they still haven't caught me" okay, carry on then

  • @SHIRAORI_NOUSAGI
    @SHIRAORI_NOUSAGI 6 месяцев назад +7

    10:10 I kneel Sseth-sama, that joke was somehow yet another good prediction(he didn't even get cancer, just a melanoma around his mole at one of his feet).

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 4 года назад +741

    "Big tiddy fish mommy?"
    *Looks over to Undyne, Ariel, Mako, and every other scaly waifu.*
    "You've been replaced, get out."

    • @marcog.verbruggen674
      @marcog.verbruggen674 4 года назад +4

      remind me who this Mako is?

    • @groggod666
      @groggod666 4 года назад +2

      I love your pfp, lmao I love that comic

    • @arizun8160
      @arizun8160 4 года назад +13

      @@chesterstevens8870 I forgot about that "game" mako definitely best girl

    • @arizun8160
      @arizun8160 4 года назад +4

      @Mialisus ya i can't believe people still give him any money. Wont hire any extra help and release like what a text update every couple of months. I just pirated the latest version and called it good

    • @arizun8160
      @arizun8160 4 года назад

      @Mialisus does MG project actually have a team or is it just one guy cause if its the latter im gonna keep away from it

  • @mertroll1
    @mertroll1 4 года назад +720

    How does one person achieve such wide range of knowledge for all kinds of memes, this man combines Turkish, Warhammer and K-pop memes in one video

    • @nooblangpoo
      @nooblangpoo 4 года назад +142

      He's a Masters level graduate and has more than enough brain power to simulate all of the next three turns in every strategy game he plays.

    • @Plusimurfriend
      @Plusimurfriend 4 года назад +26

      He is the messiah

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 4 года назад +117

      Savant syndrome. Dumping all stat to academic capability in exchange for being socially inept and immune to the darkest depths of porn.

    • @zeta3341
      @zeta3341 4 года назад +6

      the patriotism part

    • @nooblangpoo
      @nooblangpoo 4 года назад +7

      @Alvi Syahri The guy with the turkish flag at one point. It's basically a vid saying that turks numba one

  • @WagsCyber
    @WagsCyber 4 года назад +356

    "Amphibious Mommy Milkers" -Dad

  • @sly7213
    @sly7213 2 года назад +35

    3:01 Yagoo's plan compressed into a sentence.

  • @colehankins3776
    @colehankins3776 4 года назад +244

    "Imagine being an ostrich."
    My time has come

  • @nielsebbesen7821
    @nielsebbesen7821 3 года назад +1838

    Full disclosure, this review convinced me to buy Endless Space 2, and yes, I did it with the intention of allying myself to Fish Mommy in every game.
    However, in my wildest imagination, I had never imagined that Sseth WASN'T making up stuff, when he described the background of Horatio...

    • @duncanlutz3698
      @duncanlutz3698 2 года назад +583

      Horatio is fucking wild, and one of my all-time favorite fantasy races. Especially how "pure" you are as a Horatio depends on how close your upbringing was to the original... who was a backstabbing psychopathic narcissist. So... yeah... the entire civilization is fucking bonkers with a long succession of new Horatio clones assassinating and replacing the current "Prime" Horatio without anyone knowing.
      The original Horatio was an extreme narcisist that sought to create prefect copies of himself in both mind and body, but a perfect clone is too intelligent, amoral, and ambitious to ever accept being an underling... so each time the Prime Horatio creates a set of perfect copies with the same upbringing and psychological profile of the original... chaos ensues. The clones fight until only the strongest remains, who then secretly usurps and replaces the current Prime Horatio.
      Each time this happens, the usurper believes they have taken out the true, original, progenitor Horatio. Within their endless narcissism, they even convinces themselves that they were the TRUE Horatio all along. And then the new Prime Horatio is driven by the same narcissistic urge to create another crop of perfect copies just like himself... but this time, with his endless arrogance, he thinks he can control the next crop of perfect clones. And thus, the cycle of backstabbing insanity continues.
      All while the greater Horatio civilization still thinks they are being lead by the true original... despite their current leader likely being 10+ copies away from him.
      The developers even made a free standalone visual novel: "Love Thyself - A Horatio Story." It's also on Steam. Horatio is just so fucking bonkers in the best possible way.

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 2 года назад +58

      Manic narcisistic ever-cloning space emperor

    • @Joeyfield0
      @Joeyfield0 2 года назад +25

      you can't call someone ugly if they're now the only face of the entire race

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Год назад +3

      @@duncanlutz3698to think this is the devs interpretation of trump makes me question their politics

    • @duncanlutz3698
      @duncanlutz3698 Год назад +65

      @@zzodysseuszz Huh? It was one referential joke that wasn't even derogatory. That's not remotely the same as claiming all the above insanity is representative of Trump.
      Hell, Horatio is a returning faction from the first game that game out in 2012: before Trump's political rise. So it's not like they created an entire parody faction to mock Trump.

  • @hommemerde
    @hommemerde 4 года назад +291

    You know a game is a "SsethTzeentach Certified Classic™" if it allows you to commit _-genocide-_ ethnic cleaning at a cosmic scale

    • @canskntsfalan5430
      @canskntsfalan5430 4 года назад +21

      you forget about corrupting and destroying peoples economic and political systems

    • @AragornRespecter
      @AragornRespecter 4 года назад +5

      Thinking when he’s gonna review stellaris

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад +5

      It lets Sseth fulfill the natural urges of his people.

  • @jaghatai_bulut
    @jaghatai_bulut Год назад +18

    Walking "very carefully" on a glass giant still makes me die every time.

  • @maxilerlantreas3306
    @maxilerlantreas3306 4 года назад +539

    Everyone: "Say the word Sseth!"
    Sseth: *sigh*
    Sseth: "Hey hey people"

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 4 года назад +397

    The Chad of RUclips strikes again, causing a review page to be filled with "hey hey people"

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 года назад +1

      I think the fact the games get attention is cool but I wish people could come up with something more interesting than just repeating Sseth's tagline.

  • @benvel3392
    @benvel3392 4 года назад +726

    It's "MA'M":
    "Mommy Amphibious' Milkers."
    EDIT: I truly hate that I made this comment.

    • @Megasboys
      @Megasboys 4 года назад +12

      Benvel i am going to remember this anytime i see big milkers on Twitter

  • @MegakeepWorks
    @MegakeepWorks 2 года назад +12

    Your almost two year old review of this game made me buy most of the DLCs, already had the game. Cheers!

  • @SomeQuackingDuck
    @SomeQuackingDuck 4 года назад +2472

    Of course the dlc made in Argentina adds the equivalent of a "gibs me dat or I break your shit" faction; it's essentially 90% of the country's politics after all.

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 4 года назад +168

      And the reason why they didn’t get the Falkland Islands was because of this and Margaret Thatcher

    • @long_chin_man
      @long_chin_man 4 года назад +120

      space england doesnt ask for its islands back. it liberates them

    • @espio87
      @espio87 4 года назад +209

      As an Argentinian I can confirm that the academy is basically space peronism.

    • @Mr_kyll
      @Mr_kyll 4 года назад +23

      @@espio87 More like 90's Peronism or actual Peronism xD

    • @espio87
      @espio87 4 года назад +51

      @@Mr_kyll Peronism has always been a cult of personality with authoritarian methods

  • @thejanitor3337
    @thejanitor3337 4 года назад +793

    THE LORE:
    The Endless were scientists. There was a race called The Lost that had some form of reality-altering powers, and were made of starlight. The Endless said "we can't lab test this shit" and killed them all, harvested their bodies, and used their bodies to create Dust. The Virtual Endless were largely on board with all of this, and the Vodyani are their offspring. The remaining Endless that refused to evolve using Dust were horrified at what their people had done, and went to war to try and revive the Lost. They failed, and all of the other races have picked up where the Endless left off to take control of the galaxy. Nobody really remembers much of this except for the Vodyani.
    And then along comes Isyander, who discovers The Academy, an Endless ruin that goes into depth about the history of the Endless and the Lost. Isyander says, "Holy shit this was horrible, I can't believe my ancestors - the power of gods, you say. Iiiiinteresting." Isyander then promptly resumes genetic manipulation through Dust experimentation to create the Heroes, who are supposed to act as his agents in his grand scheme - to take control over the structures the Endless built to kill the Lost, transform them into devices that will collect Dust and bring the Lost back to life, and then have himself and his Heroes become Lost themselves through genetic Dust experimentation.
    Each of the races have some form of relationship with the previous Endless civilization, some of them very closely. They all have various ideals involving the revival of these godlike beings. The Vodyani, for example, view Isyander as a heretic who must be culled. The Lumeris hate this plan, because it uses up all the Dust. Horatio doesn't care, because no God is equal to Horatio.
    And then the Sophons said, "Let's lab test a deity", thus proving them to be smarter than the Endless.
    PRO FUCKING TIP:
    If you completely take over every Academy system, but then side with Isyander when you need to decide which path to take, Isyander will never attack you again for the rest of the game. You can EASILY abuse Isyander's bullshit by letting him dump *massive* amounts of resources into building up heavily industrialized planets that have literally no fucking defensive structures and just sweeping through them with a few small fleets. Once you take control of the Academy, place your best fleet on the system to defend it, and watch as Isyander fails over and over again to take it back, never trying to take back any of his other systems - which he built for you, for free! Hurray! And then after you side with him, you get to keep what you had claimed. Fun! Also: put an anti-shield laser on each vessel, and you will turn Isyander's ships into fucking pathetic wastes of space. Happy hunting~
    POST SCRIPT IN EDIT:
    I deliberately cut some shit out, like the Endless class wars and their freak genetic experimentation that they performed on a galactic scale, to save on reading time and space. Some other folks in the comments brought up some of the additional tidbits, but there's even greater amounts of bullshit that almost every faction discovers through their questlines (as well as more universal quests). The point is, this game has some deeep lore, and like all of the best games with deep lore, it makes you go fucking find it your damn self.

    • @ShadowFri3nd
      @ShadowFri3nd 4 года назад +44

      im really trash playing ES2 but i really love the lore, thx for the TL:DR

    • @ChitrakChattopadhyay
      @ChitrakChattopadhyay 4 года назад +15

      I'm ngl I was expecting a shittymorph, nice guide thanks

    • @devo342
      @devo342 4 года назад +27

      Weren’t the concrete endless less horrified, more too poor to upgrade themselves and jealous and/or super religious and found uploading itself immoral? They committed plenty of war crimes and horrific experiments too iirc. That is covered more in endless legends tho iirc.

    • @Theonixco
      @Theonixco 4 года назад +40

      Are you seriously getting paid an $180 an hour for this? I'm looking to switch careers.

    • @ShadowFri3nd
      @ShadowFri3nd 4 года назад +8

      @@Theonixco well yeah, some people do.

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict 4 года назад +453

    "even if I got it for free, I'd still ask for a refund"
    *zooms to codex*
    NOICE.

    • @ducanhluong918
      @ducanhluong918 4 года назад +7

      Ah yes, we all know where that copy of the game came from :D

  • @fenrir6200
    @fenrir6200 Год назад +12

    The phrase "Nanite Augmented Crackheads" sends me every time

  • @staffankonstholm3506
    @staffankonstholm3506 4 года назад +581

    Capitalist Frenzy: *Shows lizardman stockbroker going super saiyan*

    • @psychocrysis2
      @psychocrysis2 4 года назад +33

      @Eye Patch Guy oy vey, they can't have hats because of the antenna

    • @stevenrith2386
      @stevenrith2386 4 года назад +4

      Ackchyually he is more close related to amphibian than reptile.

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 4 года назад +8

      @@stevenrith2386 Actually, amphibious mommy milkers

  • @HystericalHuntress
    @HystericalHuntress 3 года назад +335

    4:28 To be honest that falls very accurately in line with the actual universe. Millions and billions and trillions of planets, 99% of which are uninhabitable garbage.

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 2 года назад +72

      Humanity in the far future: Fuck it, we'll colonise it anyway.

    • @foooooof
      @foooooof 2 года назад +38

      @@magosexploratoradeon6409 If it can barely be inhabited by Tardigrada, it might just be enough for the average worker

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 Год назад +7

      One day we'll figure out how to terraform

    • @Sucullentbutter
      @Sucullentbutter 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@quinnholloway5400 nah, why terraform when you can become one with the machine?
      T h e F l e s h i s w e a k a f t e r a l l

  • @zoecassandra1352
    @zoecassandra1352 4 года назад +514

    Here's to hoping Sseth commissions some...'enlightened images' of Fish Mommy

    • @Gonglor
      @Gonglor 4 года назад +87

      I was half-expecting him to end the video with that.
      Alas, not this time.

    • @zoecassandra1352
      @zoecassandra1352 4 года назад +30

      @@Gonglor Keep your fingers crossed, you never know what might be in the works.

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 4 года назад +47

      I've already commissioned it😉

    • @ethanalspencer7294
      @ethanalspencer7294 4 года назад +34

      Bah, Everyone loves Fish Mommy, we need some Vodyani girl art

    • @zoecassandra1352
      @zoecassandra1352 4 года назад +8

      @@rejvaik00 You'd better deliver for us!

  • @mikhaillvov6892
    @mikhaillvov6892 Год назад +9

    Damn that 4x explanation made me come back once again just to listen to it. It is so well made

  • @bayonetenthusiast5703
    @bayonetenthusiast5703 4 года назад +177

    "Industrialism uses the economy to finance the economy by expanding the economy" Rosevelt intensifies

    • @redomer91
      @redomer91 4 года назад +7

      That is what true happiness is.