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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @antoniczarnecki9455
    @antoniczarnecki9455 4 года назад +3137

    "The game practically asks you to fix itself with console commands."
    ...Todd Howard? You again?

    • @blob643
      @blob643 4 года назад +125

      Todd Howard to Modders : "I am once again asking for you modding fixes"

    • @nodakamakadon
      @nodakamakadon 4 года назад +5

      Never had to once use a console code. Played a huge amount over many years.

    • @pob_42
      @pob_42 7 месяцев назад +9

      Several months after Starfield, it still applies. Even mod-makers gave up with it.

    • @chaseryans4808
      @chaseryans4808 6 месяцев назад +5

      It. Just. Works.

  • @SirusDiarota
    @SirusDiarota 4 года назад +7709

    Gets banned from their discord, but reviews the game and gets it discounted anyway.
    Chaotic neutral.

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 4 года назад +1156

      I'm still gonna pirate it.

    • @randomdude2546
      @randomdude2546 4 года назад +132

      @@spinyslasher6586 Who asked?

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 4 года назад +1067

      @@randomdude2546 nobody needs to ask anything idiot. I want to say something I say it.

    • @tinyprince
      @tinyprince 4 года назад +107

      @@spinyslasher6586 But who asked?

    • @Zonker1g
      @Zonker1g 4 года назад +106

      @@spinyslasher6586 thats crazy but nobody asked

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 4 года назад +5344

    “Everything eventually runs out of limbs.”
    It wouldn’t be a Sseth vid without yet another addition to the Big Book of Terrifyingly Mysterious Tombstone Inscriptions.

    • @denseaf1582
      @denseaf1582 4 года назад +74

      Yeah, getting mad Dead Space vibes

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 4 года назад +153

      Incorrect. Regeneration 10 grants immunity to decapitation, and has a 100% chance to regrow limbs the turn after they are dismembered. Add Multiple Arms, Multiple Legs, and Two Headed for added memes. You'll never run out of limbs.
      Alternatively, avoid melee enemies with forcefields, phasing out of space, teleporting, or stopping time.

    • @bearman_1826
      @bearman_1826 4 года назад +96

      @@r3dp9 This guy out here educating the world on how to acquire infinite limbs.

    • @laughingseagull000
      @laughingseagull000 4 года назад +5

      I hope someone is keeping a list...

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 3 года назад +13

      @@r3dp9 Regen 10 is fucking amazing. Get level 10 of a stat booster or stinger, and you can have a high stat or a cool stinger. Get Level 10 Regen, and completely ignore a major threat in the game. Plus you heal HP fast as shit. My most successful character has Regen, stat boosting mutations, and the adrenaline rush. Works great.

  • @ookamiwarrior
    @ookamiwarrior 2 года назад +2273

    "I broke a concrete wall; I lost a concrete friend."
    Absolute poetry, from one of the best to ever do it.

  • @quetzadrake
    @quetzadrake 4 года назад +17043

    This man got banned from the game's official discord in just over a minute as a "low-effort troll" and he still got them to put it on sale.

    • @ohmygahdbilly
      @ohmygahdbilly 4 года назад +3289

      I wonder how badly the merchants guild is raiding their server for the promise of a succulent tendies meal.

    • @matejvlk3787
      @matejvlk3787 4 года назад +343

      Is that a good thing or bad thing ?

    • @fiqri1999
      @fiqri1999 4 года назад +1668

      @@ohmygahdbilly They are locking the server fearing raid.

    • @Belzughast
      @Belzughast 4 года назад +1804

      Seems as tight ass community if they get offended so fast. Have seen that many times, ain't better than stalinism.

    • @DarthZombie12
      @DarthZombie12 4 года назад +2391

      @@Belzughast Did you really expect anything else in a game that has self-inserts of tumblr girlfriends?

  • @luki2584
    @luki2584 4 года назад +3102

    the sentence "became admired by the fish for saving one of their young from drowning" is amazing and convinced me then and there to get this game

    • @DBDenzz
      @DBDenzz 4 года назад +151

      Holy shit I just properly comprehended that and my sides are in geostationary orbit

    • @Cholatemilk1
      @Cholatemilk1 4 года назад +201

      My favorite one I've seen from in game:"Disliked by cats for disproving a famous theorem"

    • @awemowe2830
      @awemowe2830 4 года назад +37

      Fish when in air, actually DROWN in oxygen.

    • @godo2712
      @godo2712 4 года назад +7

      @@Cholatemilk1 this one is brilliant

    • @muwuny
      @muwuny 4 года назад +7

      Pirate it

  • @morgansinclair4843
    @morgansinclair4843 4 года назад +10415

    *_"became admired by fish for saving one of their young from drowning"_*

  • @nocsu4850
    @nocsu4850 3 года назад +4323

    "Shock freeze your lava to sell it" has the same energy like "Just boil some water and freeze it for later, so you can start cooking faster"

    • @aaronbold8715
      @aaronbold8715 Год назад +158

      This is a fucking hilarious comparison.

    • @TherealTenmanI
      @TherealTenmanI Год назад +31

      Why couldn't this thread be the one necro'd for two years of constant replies.

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi Год назад +7

      I didn't even think about that lmao

    • @TheChronova
      @TheChronova Год назад +12

      imagine if you just boiled water like, 6000 times, and eventually you get water that acts like a baloon thats been blown up and deflated a few times

    • @devilin100
      @devilin100 6 месяцев назад +4

      Mpemba effect: sometimes, warmish water can freeze faster than coldish water and sometimes the bigger the diffence the more drastic it is. current hypothis, I find most likely; seeing as how temperature is the average excitement of molecules, you end up with isolated super cooling with localised high amounts on impurities and evaporation.

  • @Sl4wt3r
    @Sl4wt3r 4 года назад +2825

    "Hey, hey people"
    Yeah, that's the stuff, right in the vein there.

    • @bowenc24
      @bowenc24 4 года назад +65

      Never thought 3 words could make my day that much better!

    • @Chromeberd
      @Chromeberd 4 года назад +39

      Aim for the big vein. Yea that one right there.

  • @RaiderReid
    @RaiderReid 4 года назад +16254

    One must be a special kind of psychopath to program something like this.

    • @Hawkcohen
      @Hawkcohen 4 года назад +954

      It's not, but IIRC the dude that makes it is a huge Dwarf Fortress fan
      Also, worth noting that while graphically it looks a lot like some DF tilesets, the gameplay is more like a hybrid between Fallout 2 and a traditional roguelike, with a splash of sandbox
      The biggest characteristics it shares with DF are the death and suffering, and the ability to do some pretty wild stuff with the tools it gives you

    • @de_la_Nae
      @de_la_Nae 4 года назад +49

      @ naw, different people

    • @ussenterprise3156
      @ussenterprise3156 4 года назад +33

      @Sightless_Seeker When you want to play SS13

    • @Иван_Писаренко
      @Иван_Писаренко 4 года назад +6

      Hey Reider

    •  4 года назад +2

      @@de_la_Nae ta, thought so but couldn't put the idea away completely from my head.

  • @demoral3030
    @demoral3030 4 года назад +3817

    "Damn, my man's excel spreadsheet looks f**ked up." Lost it.

  • @wanderingswordsman100
    @wanderingswordsman100 3 года назад +4146

    I tried utilizing lava as a source of money after finding a lava weep just outside of the stiltlands. Unfortunately, it was still early on so I had no means of using grenades to freeze-dry lava waterskins. I considered just buying every glass phial and selling it back filled, but thought that was way too slow and inefficient. Then I realized that I only needed a container to be able to hold its capacity in lava long enough for me to sell it, so I filled up glass jars I bought from the same merchants and sold those back to them full of lava. Happy with my newfound wealth, I proceeded to walk away from the merchant I just sold several jars of lava to only to come to an epiphany. I realized that I wasn't playing any old basic game, I was playing Qud. At that moment I thought to myself, "What's stopping the jars from breaking after I sell them?"
    That's the neat part: nothing.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 2 года назад +845

      That poor merchant got Midas touched

    • @jasdanvm3845
      @jasdanvm3845 2 года назад +185

      lol
      That's beautiful

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 2 года назад +640

      Let me guess, the jars broke, the merchant melted, the lava spilled out and you recollected the lava and sold them again? sounds like infinite money.

    • @AlwaysANemesis
      @AlwaysANemesis 2 года назад +1

      @@Slimurgical It does seem that way, but unless you go through the efforts of cloning people to sell the lava to, it's an infinite money method but finite merchants.
      Eventually, you melt enough of the poor bastards that you run out of people to sell to.

    • @scottwhite1938
      @scottwhite1938 2 года назад +454

      @@Slimurgical until you run out of merchants

  • @JohnSmith-kb4re
    @JohnSmith-kb4re 4 года назад +2693

    "So, I sprayed sentience on a block of concrete..."
    Say no more, I'm sold.

    • @julianadams3710
      @julianadams3710 4 года назад +197

      “I broke a concrete wall, I lost a concrete friend.”

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 4 года назад +46

      @@julianadams3710 Should have sprayed Ebon Fulcrete instead, that's a much tougher wall. IIRC doors are tougher than walls, and make much better companions.

    • @anthonybowman3423
      @anthonybowman3423 4 года назад +46

      @@r3dp9 No matter how tough your companion is, at some point they're going to wander into a dimensional rift and you'll never see them again.

    • @thelegendaryhunter0
      @thelegendaryhunter0 4 года назад +12

      remember theres always a free discounted discord commies say so

    • @julianadams3710
      @julianadams3710 4 года назад +9

      @@r3dp9 wait why the fuck are doors stronger than walls? This game is a clusterfuck

  • @dungnguyenba5977
    @dungnguyenba5977 4 года назад +4658

    "The bullets don't discriminate, they only penetrate" - Spoken like a true African Warlord.

  • @ardoronro6677
    @ardoronro6677 4 года назад +1247

    "My slave name used to be whipped cream, now I'm whipping cream"- Banana Tree 2020

    • @phlebotomicgravy
      @phlebotomicgravy 3 года назад

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    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 3 года назад

      nice

  • @funkykong2776
    @funkykong2776 2 года назад +2447

    The patch notes of this game are amazing, a highlight would be "you can no longer transmutate liquids across dimensions".

    • @benhodgkiss8418
      @benhodgkiss8418 Год назад +159

      Then what's even the point anymore??!?/s

    • @LastFMKurochka
      @LastFMKurochka Год назад +179

      Or something newer: "Boulders are less flammable"

    • @jaysonrees738
      @jaysonrees738 11 месяцев назад +133

      "You can no longer dupe chairs by equipping them as weapons and then sitting on them."

    • @dansmith16
      @dansmith16 8 месяцев назад +24

      "Folding objects no longer dupes them"

    • @wingx3430
      @wingx3430 8 месяцев назад +23

      "Star kraken no longer extrude the Grit Gate communications panel."

  • @triniyoshin
    @triniyoshin 4 года назад +3220

    "This is probably the only game you can get caught playing in the office"
    False. Base-level Dwarf Fortress looks more like work is being done.

    • @SsethTzeentach
      @SsethTzeentach  4 года назад +2423

      I remember I played dungeon crawl stone soup while idling away in an internship position.
      Never caught me.
      Just questioned my choice of spreadsheet color themes.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 4 года назад +453

      @@SsethTzeentach It is a bit baffling that any manager would not recognise an ASCII game at this point. Than again, it has maybe been too long since their hayday.

    • @donjohnson1335
      @donjohnson1335 4 года назад +325

      SsethTzeentach People have asked me if I was programming while I was really just playing ASCII roguelikes.

    • @inaliann
      @inaliann 4 года назад +23

      @@ineednochannelyoutube5384 They are doing the same

    • @tacos7522
      @tacos7522 4 года назад +212

      @@SsethTzeentach i legit did this but went afk.. they had to call IT because the staff on my office thought the pc had a virus.. said IT person.. also didn't knew he was just staring at ascii dcss. and just went and used a previous restore point to fix said "virus"
      glad it was a shit run ,-,

  • @LiquidyToast
    @LiquidyToast 4 года назад +3145

    "I broke a concrete wall, but lost a concrete friend" - Sseth 2020

    • @dardanik
      @dardanik 4 года назад +69

      I use the concrete to destroy the concrete.

    • @johnsalchichon777
      @johnsalchichon777 4 года назад +7

      Sseth why Theres a furry

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 года назад +7

      I cri evry tiem.

    • @abikinebi6235
      @abikinebi6235 4 года назад +6

      an eye for an eye - hammurabi

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf 4 года назад +5

      @@johnsalchichon777 they have been summoned by all the pillows: it's a natural evolution

  • @BiskviLover
    @BiskviLover 4 года назад +4932

    >Gets told off by mods
    >Spam pings the mods
    God bless you Sseth

    • @peteraustin9057
      @peteraustin9057 4 года назад +547

      and now that this video is out i'd be willing to bet that those mods are having a VERY bad day

    • @JT-ho6rp
      @JT-ho6rp 4 года назад +428

      All moderators are bastards

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 4 года назад +520

      @@JT-ho6rp 90% of mods are psychopaths

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 4 года назад +134

      @@BurritooMafia SOCIETY

    • @KoKoKen
      @KoKoKen 4 года назад +102

      it's all sseth's world, we're just living in it.

  • @huntertaylor367
    @huntertaylor367 3 года назад +9398

    Knowing how much the devs hate Sseth, and seeing how his video is always number 1 when searching the game, makes me laugh.

    • @omarkeshk1542
      @omarkeshk1542 2 года назад +362

      Why do they hate him 😂

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 2 года назад +2604

      @@omarkeshk1542 they got mad that sseth made fun of their self insert OC characters and they didn't like that sseth was able to find a few exploits

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 2 года назад +2184

      @@omarkeshk1542 also the devs are very outspoken with their PC culture and don't like how sseth was offering up suggestions to improve the game
      Although to be fair they don't like nearly anyone offering criticism on the game they just like star citizen

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi 2 года назад +116

      @@rejvaik00 oh god, a sex and gender obsessed furry version of the star citizen dev group?!
      That's frightening. Terrifying even.

    • @jobelplayedminecraft3700
      @jobelplayedminecraft3700 2 года назад +595

      @@lasarousi terrifying, but completely unsurprising!

  • @Awesomenessgaminglebrony
    @Awesomenessgaminglebrony 4 года назад +3871

    "Would you like it if a woman stepped on your bowl of cereal?"
    Ye-
    "Don't answer that."
    Oh.

    • @CornBreadtm1
      @CornBreadtm1 4 года назад +310

      You lost the game. Hand in your badge and gun.

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess 4 года назад +58

      There are dozens of us!

    • @neji2401
      @neji2401 4 года назад +58

      sseth don't kinkshame

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 4 года назад +5

      No

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +6

      We finally found out your true nature, u fuck

  • @sevendeadlysquids404
    @sevendeadlysquids404 4 года назад +5657

    Dwarf Fortress Players: "These graphics are gorgeous!!!"

    • @theultimateevil3430
      @theultimateevil3430 3 года назад +242

      That's actually true lol

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 3 года назад +203

      I'm ashamed that this actually applies to me lmao.

    • @erichzannbusoumuzan
      @erichzannbusoumuzan 3 года назад +47

      Lazy Newb Pack: "Am I a joke to you?!"

    • @mariapalma3518
      @mariapalma3518 3 года назад +22

      @@Daniel_Lancelin you shouldn’t be

    • @tochka832
      @tochka832 3 года назад +31

      original ascii caves of qud looked even worse than DF if you ask me

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 4 года назад +5650

    "I respect the fact that you can self insert your OC girlfriend but at least give us the option of dismembering her."
    -Sseth

    • @mr.joesterr5359
      @mr.joesterr5359 4 года назад +173

      Amputees are hot

    • @girlbuu9403
      @girlbuu9403 4 года назад +275

      @@mr.joesterr5359 Unless they are blue-hair furries, then they are just cathartic.

    • @J29-u8u
      @J29-u8u 4 года назад +28

      @@girlbuu9403 Orgasmicathartic, even better

    • @ubermedic8
      @ubermedic8 4 года назад

      @@mr.joesterr5359 nnmmnnmmnnnmmnmnmmmmmmmmm me mmmmmmnmnnmmnmnmmnmmmmmmnmnmnmmnmmmmmmnnmnmnnmnmmnmmmmnnmmmnmnmnnnmmmnmmmmmmmnmnmmm

    • @h22jzll93
      @h22jzll93 4 года назад +32

      @@mr.joesterr5359 based

  • @baitposter
    @baitposter 2 года назад +5611

    Remember, Qud players, make sure to mention Sseth as being your inspiration to go out and get the game, esp. in your Steam reviews. The devs will greatly appreciate knowing where you're coming from :^)

    • @Magic.God.Othinus
      @Magic.God.Othinus 2 года назад +1366

      They'll forever be associated with Sseth, and I'm sure they love that lol.

    • @DankManPlays
      @DankManPlays 2 года назад +727

      Sseth was my inspiration to try it before buying it

    • @hmroid6884
      @hmroid6884 Год назад +908

      Also don't forget to offer criticism and ideas to the devs as sseths contributions greatly moved the devs and changed their perspectives on warcrimesandboxs

    • @DankManPlays
      @DankManPlays Год назад +678

      @@hmroid6884 Yeah except any kind of criticism you give them is brushed off as "trolling." They are major neckbeards

    • @festivite
      @festivite Год назад +2

      @@DankManPlays I will take this frankly incredibly inviting opportunity to be a dick, to say that I don't think you get that all of the above comments were ironic, they understand that, no need to point the joke out.

  • @subterraneanfermentation8513
    @subterraneanfermentation8513 4 года назад +3910

    Sseth, you may not see this, but your videos always brighten my day. Keep it up

  • @bigmikk63
    @bigmikk63 4 года назад +2577

    “Bullets don’t discriminate, they only penetrate.”
    -SsethTzeentach

    • @decilence6184
      @decilence6184 4 года назад +19

      Ay that's like me!
      That sounded too virgin i just realized

    • @pontiusporcius8430
      @pontiusporcius8430 4 года назад +10

      The greatest metaphor for coq

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 3 года назад +7

      Spoken like a true african warlord

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 года назад +7

      bullets are not racist
      they kill equally

    • @booates
      @booates 3 года назад +2

      gun violence in america is disproportionately a certain group, which means theres good odds that there could be/has been an article about bullets being racist

  • @xavierfehlman7249
    @xavierfehlman7249 4 года назад +815

    All youtubers post at the right time to maximize the algorithm , idk why you're surprised the same guy who is responsible for half the hentai of godhand would not be an absolute meme at every chance

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 4 года назад +21

      Is it seriously half?

    • @l.e.b.3541
      @l.e.b.3541 4 года назад +83

      More like between 56%-87% tbh

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 4 года назад +129

      Confession: I love this obscure anime girl and poured money for tons of her rule 34 artwork that I keep as my personal collection. If I put them all on "that website" it will be 95%
      The moment I saw what Sseth did with godhand game I knew we're blood brother.

    • @dylanpresidafonseca2545
      @dylanpresidafonseca2545 4 года назад +62

      @@kos2919 distribute it to the masses, comrade.

    • @makilikespies
      @makilikespies 4 года назад +40

      @@kos2919 Spread the holy works brother, we need more.

  • @goldpeen2661
    @goldpeen2661 Год назад +1175

    We were so busy asking: ''Caves of Qud?''
    that we never asked : ''Caves of Shud?''

    • @DanielTimson
      @DanielTimson Год назад +29

      -2

    • @loxi9
      @loxi9 Год назад +11

      Genius

    • @lytlradio
      @lytlradio Год назад +18

      This joke is smarter than the computer it was typed on.

    • @economicalgamer8187
      @economicalgamer8187 10 месяцев назад +1

      Word puns are usually lame
      But
      This is a really good one

    • @grimace4257
      @grimace4257 6 месяцев назад +1

      That’s a big think

  • @Ssstylishhunter
    @Ssstylishhunter 4 года назад +3913

    SsethTzeentach: "Because If I Don't Review A Roguelike That Gives Me Constant Agonizing Testicular Agony Once Every Three Months I Will Literally Die."
    Edit: How many days has it been since the devs started melting down about Sseth just throwing thousands of people at them?

    • @wenbluepirate3954
      @wenbluepirate3954 4 года назад +38

      so true
      might steal that

    • @CrossBorderNerds
      @CrossBorderNerds 4 года назад +5

      This game ain't agonizing.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 года назад +12

      @@CrossBorderNerds agreed, once you get past like the first 3 levels anyone with an IQ higher than room temperature can dominate this game

    • @pabloide3792
      @pabloide3792 4 года назад +153

      I dont really like the way the game looks/feel, I get Vietnam-flashbacks from Dwarf fortress. But Sseth made such an impressive video that I really considered to buy this and give it a go... that was until some minutes ago, when I saw the dev reaction to all of this and now I really dont want to give a single penny to an ungrateful dick.

    • @qiang2884
      @qiang2884 4 года назад +2

      @@pabloide3792 Didn't they do the 10% off?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +13183

    "Ah I see we got a low effort troll"
    Half of me thinks that Sseth made this video just to prove he is in fact, the highest tier of troll.

    • @AndreLuis-gw5ox
      @AndreLuis-gw5ox 4 года назад +857

      @The Vandereer you dont need to justify piracy, dude. Just admit that sometimes free stuff is better than paying for stuff. No shame in that.

    • @AndreLuis-gw5ox
      @AndreLuis-gw5ox 4 года назад +540

      @The Vandereer well, whatever helps you sleep at night. I wager most people who watch Sseth pirate the games he reviews, so you are not alone.

    • @Sum1udunkno
      @Sum1udunkno 4 года назад +52

      Oh shit wouldn't expect you to be here.

    • @fb1179
      @fb1179 4 года назад +68

      @The Vandereer Yup yup and yup.

    • @SuperUnunquadium
      @SuperUnunquadium 4 года назад +40

      @The Vandereer How do you know the Devs are commies? Is it just their twitter?

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 4 года назад +12028

    I found this channel years ago by digging 'too deep'. So yes

  • @lmartinson6963
    @lmartinson6963 2 года назад +1572

    "Cats despise you. Even docile ones will attack you."
    "Cats won't usually let you pet them. You aren't welcome in their holy places."
    Yeah, it's like that.

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Год назад +7

      Same for me. But cats don't have holy places.

    • @AiluridaeAureus
      @AiluridaeAureus Год назад +60

      @@capperbuns > cats don't have holy places
      Boxes? Literally the entirety of Egypt?

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes Год назад +2

      @@AiluridaeAureus Cats lack the capacity to project their power, therefore being not welcome in their holy places means nothing.

    • @AiluridaeAureus
      @AiluridaeAureus Год назад +10

      @@ChadVulpes Awful big talk from someone a little too sure they'd survive against a small mob of angry cats.
      Like, that's mostly a joke, but you probably really do take it for granted how easily a group of things smaller and faster than us could kill us if they all simultaneously rose up. Ants could wipe out humanity if they wanted to. As could squirrels and rats. The fury of the small is not to be underestimated.

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes Год назад +3

      @@AiluridaeAureus Until that happens, I'm afraid I will have to keep on living with the conviction that squirrels, cats, ants, and their likes are not a direct danger to civilization.
      Okay, I know I didn't say a fun thing. Part of me hoped saying something very obvious would lead someone to make a joke out of it. That's what commenting in a semi-lucid state of mind gets me. Sorry if I was a buzzkill, I'll go to sleep now. Have a good day!

  • @stoneapollyon8313
    @stoneapollyon8313 3 года назад +6567

    "would you like it if a women stepped in your bowl of cereal?"
    Sseth instantly regrets making that question

  • @mobrage
    @mobrage 4 года назад +1227

    Dwarf Fortress is another game that is literally "SFW".
    I spent a few days at my job playing DF with its many utilities splayed over a 4 monitor setup.
    Good times. Never got caught.

    • @omobus1403
      @omobus1403 4 года назад +178

      Based and plump helmet-pilled

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 4 года назад +217

      I played at my job and when I sensed someone watching, I hit o and now there is, to my boss, a very complex English excel list, three things he can't even fanthom to comprehend

    • @8Delian8
      @8Delian8 4 года назад +7

      @@omobus1403 I felt that

    • @LeudieBlues
      @LeudieBlues 4 года назад +1

      DF besto

    • @uberspessmann9604
      @uberspessmann9604 4 года назад

      What's your job?

  • @lalawmpuiahmar193
    @lalawmpuiahmar193 3 года назад +2927

    "I broke a concrete wall, i lost a concrete friend". F for concrete wall.

  • @dustyloops8355
    @dustyloops8355 3 года назад +4935

    It's hilarious how the discord mods were so pissed off about Sseth joining that even to this day there's a 3 month "waiting list" to join followed by a "vetting period" hahahahaha

    • @babbit09
      @babbit09 3 года назад +1486

      How to drive away speculative customers 101:

    • @mrmac2340
      @mrmac2340 3 года назад +104

      That sort of thing happens when thousands of his dipshit fans go raiding it to repeat the same joke about the Templar over and over, because repeating a joke always makes it funnier.

    • @dustyloops8355
      @dustyloops8355 3 года назад +1151

      @@mrmac2340 having a situation where something like this is even possible highlights problems with community interaction

    • @EminemLovesGrapes
      @EminemLovesGrapes 3 года назад +602

      @@mrmac2340 seethe

    • @unterhau1102
      @unterhau1102 3 года назад +486

      @@mrmac2340 cope and seethe

  • @nabi9303
    @nabi9303 4 года назад +560

    "Famous Minecraft youtuber the size of a small child" - what a burn, RIP Mandalore.

    • @Rhelord
      @Rhelord 4 года назад +35

      disappointed that sseth didn't add jerma punching him before it cuts

    • @thesleepypiggy
      @thesleepypiggy 4 года назад +3

      Rip sseth

    • @Among0Shadows
      @Among0Shadows 4 года назад +1

      what happened between him and Mandalore?

    • @Thinglet1478
      @Thinglet1478 3 года назад +1

      @@Among0Shadows I’m pretty sure it was just a joke

  • @jamaalsmith5207
    @jamaalsmith5207 4 года назад +1488

    "Would you like a woman to step in your cereal?"
    Hell n-
    "Don't answer that."
    ..... did I fail the test?

    • @SpergusonAutismo
      @SpergusonAutismo 4 года назад +204

      number fifteen
      caves of qud foot cereal
      the last thing you want in your bowl of cereal
      is a womans foot fungus
      but as it turns out
      that might be what you get

    • @tamonk9054
      @tamonk9054 4 года назад +74

      The answer was “yes” you failed

    • @_BirdOfGoodOmen
      @_BirdOfGoodOmen 4 года назад +12

      True Patricians like myself would answer "YES"

    • @dislikereporter2271
      @dislikereporter2271 4 года назад +3

      Yes.

    • @_BirdOfGoodOmen
      @_BirdOfGoodOmen 4 года назад +8

      @Dr. Jimmy_Rustle regardless of what the cereal is, the Chad move is having the woman step in it

  • @skeleytonz5319
    @skeleytonz5319 4 года назад +2547

    it's been scientificly proven that the best games look like liquid aids

    • @zachariahtuttle3543
      @zachariahtuttle3543 4 года назад +26

      it's beutiful

    • @ntma
      @ntma 4 года назад +8

      this. ex: ultima online

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 4 года назад +47

      Next he should do dwarf fortress, transformation to excel spreadsheet will be complete.

    • @justinayers3589
      @justinayers3589 4 года назад +3

      i read that in chills' voice

    • @PaizuruInsanal
      @PaizuruInsanal 4 года назад +34

      @@corneliusmcmuffin3256 We don't talk about Dwarf Fortress here.

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 Год назад +517

    I like how in the clip where he's eating his own fungal infections you can see another infection he has in the background, implying he has spent enough time in a fungal infestation to contract multiple parasitic growths.

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ Год назад +36

      One of the more fun builds is making a Regenerative Mutant with multiple limbs and getting each of them infected with a different growth. If you don't get a different one on a particular limb, just cut it off and grow it back. Surprisingly tanky!

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Год назад +22

      I love how freaky your mutants can get. You can be a 4 headed egomaniac who disintegrates everyone who gets nearby and is friendly with plants, having a mutation that allows him to summon them. That was just low level and that was brutal to behold because the extra heads shake off the exhaustion from the ego spells

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder 4 года назад +6476

    goddamn right the tomboy channel is the holy place of the discord

    • @ilikethespikeman2552
      @ilikethespikeman2552 4 года назад +277

      rimmy... rimmy... why but also yes.

    • @acronym0523
      @acronym0523 4 года назад +250

      These are my people
      Protect the holy place!

    • @AngryTheGnome
      @AngryTheGnome 4 года назад +114

      I would not have expected anything else from you, brother

    • @Delta547
      @Delta547 4 года назад +64

      Quarantine did not spare you, Rimmy :/

    • @konstantinoskalavrezos5273
      @konstantinoskalavrezos5273 4 года назад +93

      By the emperor I never thought I would see rimmy here.

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 4 года назад +808

    Damn, the devs are really upset on twitter, indeed, calling Seth and new players 'cyptofascists' or some such

    • @TheSimplyJJP
      @TheSimplyJJP 4 года назад +252

      @@Booothismanhow twitter.com/ptychomancer/status/1320546508245139457 heres one of the devs, apparently you can't discuss the templars in the Discord because it will lead to "unwanted" discussions even though it's their own faction they made up and they get mad when you want to talk about it.

    • @muwuny
      @muwuny 4 года назад +55

      @@TheSimplyJJP Leftist brain virus

    • @nuclearfishing7681
      @nuclearfishing7681 4 года назад +46

      @Max RV Jesus does that copy-paste get tiring at all?

    • @connorcasey8192
      @connorcasey8192 4 года назад +15

      @Max RV why are you copy pasting this exact comment in multiple threads?

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 4 года назад +7

      How offensive... I prefer "Neo Fascist"

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 4 года назад +2859

    I looked it up, Q girl is literally one of the dev’s fursona.

    • @aceroy9195
      @aceroy9195 4 года назад +508

      LMFAO

    • @svenbrede6151
      @svenbrede6151 4 года назад +129

      Yeah... I mean doesn't matter much. That being said, i quite like the cyber bears. They're pretty cool, as is their town.

    • @gwelch399
      @gwelch399 4 года назад +833

      @@svenbrede6151 what does matter is that they're a mary sue who literally can't be killed.

    • @svenbrede6151
      @svenbrede6151 4 года назад +60

      @@gwelch399 Erh. Right. Because it's so normal in videogames that every character is killable. I just had to think of DGs new linaniil buff in Tome. Sometimes it doesn't matter. You're being edgy about one NPC with whom there's no reason to kill them anyway.

    • @gwelch399
      @gwelch399 4 года назад +853

      @@svenbrede6151 It's important for this style of game. It's basically saying "Do anything you like as long as it's what we want you to do" . Don't tell me you've never played a evil character in a game like Skyrim or Fallout. The experience of playing the bad guy is kinda hampered when you can't kill certain innocents because it's a dev's fursona.

  • @DragonMagi
    @DragonMagi Год назад +112

    My first death occurred when I made the extremely poor decision of dropping down several shafts, ending up in an underground factory and an endless series of conveyor belts that led me ever deeper. Eventually I ended up in a huge chamber called *The Cloaca* and was killed by a massive slug called SLOG. Afterwards I learned that if I somehow became friendly with mollusks I could learn a secret recipe from Slog that would turn me into a giant slug like him. I spent the next 15 hours working towards this goal. 10/10 would slug again.

  • @Dapstart
    @Dapstart 3 года назад +3977

    I love how tyler1 is just this channel's shorthand for "not human"

    • @jacqmarthy536
      @jacqmarthy536 3 года назад +19

      what's the deal with tyler1?

    • @AJRockets
      @AJRockets 3 года назад +312

      @@jacqmarthy536 Have you seen the man?

    • @jacqmarthy536
      @jacqmarthy536 3 года назад +15

      @@AJRockets no. What did he do?

    • @blubobo99
      @blubobo99 3 года назад +417

      @@jacqmarthy536 He is insane (in the good way). Big dick energy, hardcore league of legends player (like top 0.1percent) , buff as a freight train and about as loud as one, highly entertaining streamer.

    • @jacqmarthy536
      @jacqmarthy536 3 года назад +13

      @@blubobo99 this channel doesn't seem to agree with you.

  • @ksr1581
    @ksr1581 4 года назад +481

    Never have I quickly rushed to see Sseth's video as quick like this before...
    I guess I was just craving for his good, long and hard content already.

    • @iconiazeta
      @iconiazeta 4 года назад +7

      dude , you are gay 👎👎👎

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 4 года назад +4

      @@iconiazeta ...

    • @Nikp117
      @Nikp117 4 года назад +20

      @@iconiazeta We're all gay here, friend

    • @necrosx1872
      @necrosx1872 4 года назад +3

      Giggity

    • @SWFrost-tg3vm
      @SWFrost-tg3vm 4 года назад

      same.. as soon as i seen it goin live.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 3 года назад +7067

    Devs: "Please don't break our game again."
    Players: "Please don't patch our game again."
    Sseth: *"FUCK YOU ALL I'M EATING THE SKY"*

    • @tatujuntunen7668
      @tatujuntunen7668 3 года назад +492

      He isnt breaking the game he is just useing game mechanics kekw

    • @nicegye0091
      @nicegye0091 3 года назад +394

      I think it's a tad bit more accurate to state that sseth worked around the mechanics, and became god so hard that the devs had to invent other gods to counteract being god. Making a sandbox RPG with this much open endedness asks to be broken not because breaking it is something players should do, but because the option is made available. The fear is that Sseth is the omnipotent god of breaking games, finding every crack, and exploiting them all at the same time, and making the experience of being a deity well worth his time. Even the basic lava economy was likely patched out to prevent exploiting on a mass scale, and yet sseth pushed through anyways and laughed at the face of patchwork because, he could.

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 3 года назад +236

      They kind of are patching out the fun bits. Y-know that thing about using precognition to reroll eater nectar? Yeah they patched that out in the beta. Between that and roleplay mode (non-permadeath which I play because, I want to play the fucking game) precognition is kind of pointless. It's a bit lame but, I get it. The real issue is that these kinds of games are inherently prone to being broken, and you have to allow a bit of it to be fun at all. If you want a lesson in why limiting player choice for balance sucks, look at the history of D&D 4E.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 3 года назад +117

      @@YukonHexsun The question is - are there mods that revert the lame changes and bring back the fun broken stuff? Because that's literally the only reason I would have to play the game.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 3 года назад +178

      >our game
      Once you release it into the wilds to be played, it ceases to be entirely yours.
      Learn to share, devs. The players are the reason why the game has any sales and attention directed towards it TO BEGIN WITH.

  • @Proserpira
    @Proserpira 3 года назад +366

    Sseth is the perfect beta tester for a game that has a working economy in it. Just let him loose onto the game and he'll find all the exploits within hours.

  • @blueblubberbubble359
    @blueblubberbubble359 4 года назад +283

    Nothing warms my heart more than hearing "Hey hey people"

    • @seanmilliken4866
      @seanmilliken4866 4 года назад +4

      The phrase 'Robbaz here' is another.

    • @tehbeernerd
      @tehbeernerd 4 года назад +2

      started my morning watching this video. it was like meeting an old friend as soon as you wake up

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 3 года назад +332

    "Boil your water, then put it in the refrigerator so you can save it for when you want to make spaghetti quickly."

  • @ChaplainRaziel01
    @ChaplainRaziel01 4 года назад +545

    Sseth got me when he pronounced Queen “O-oh-ooo-Ah-Hoo-Ah’s” name in the Baboon native tongue.

    • @asmallphd9648
      @asmallphd9648 4 года назад +8

      Hes african

    • @ChaplainRaziel01
      @ChaplainRaziel01 4 года назад +3

      @@asmallphd9648 Sseth is our beloved Jewish African Warlord.

    • @asmallphd9648
      @asmallphd9648 4 года назад +5

      @@ChaplainRaziel01 Survived many rape storms a true war hero

  • @sHinobu2969
    @sHinobu2969 Год назад +99

    The "make it 30% off you'll make so much more money" is so true. anytime I see anything for 10% off I just think "Why even bother putting it on sale then" and continue to not buy it

    • @cream583
      @cream583 3 месяца назад +2

      Japanese retailers base their prices on USA and Britain alone and often do bs like that, 60-80$ games discounted by 10%?? Wowiee!!!

  • @torylva
    @torylva 4 года назад +834

    "Ravings of a paranoid schizophrenic"
    Shows Time-Cube
    Well done, Sseth

    • @Venislovas
      @Venislovas 4 года назад +22

      He is buddy of sorts with fellow RUclipsr named Fredrik Knudsen

    • @IronFreakV
      @IronFreakV 4 года назад +18

      @@Venislovas Knudsen and Seth are also palls with Internet Historian. Great minds think alike

    • @good__person
      @good__person 4 года назад +19

      @@IronFreakV Based person in Based community

    • @hurwitz3484
      @hurwitz3484 4 года назад +16

      Well understanding the time cube is the endgame of artifacts in this game. Not even kidding.

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 4 года назад +6

      No Terry? The smartest programmer who has ever lived? Fucking glow in the darks.

  • @blooddragonking4869
    @blooddragonking4869 4 года назад +2462

    Calling seth a low effort troll is like saying warhammer is only a "little dark".

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 4 года назад +239

      In the GrimTroll world there is only Sseth

    • @sgtrazorclaw3205
      @sgtrazorclaw3205 4 года назад +25

      @@IceFire1800 so this world?

    • @Melonmancer
      @Melonmancer 4 года назад +24

      @ thats insane but i don't remember asking

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +27

      @ bro... who the fuck said anything about pronouns in 40k lol? Just because GW makes a deal with Marvel doesn't mean they suddenly get influenced by the worst side of said comics company. You need to chill a little.

    • @Imeggscelent
      @Imeggscelent 4 года назад +18

      @ Warhammer lore Quality was already really dependent on the writer anywho

  • @mistersandman94
    @mistersandman94 4 года назад +2524

    after this video the devs locked the discord and said everyone from here is alt-right

    • @blazeofglory4053
      @blazeofglory4053 4 года назад +824

      Well shit! Guess I don't feel bad for having a *convenient* lack of Steam wallet funds, and *trying* the game.
      Communism, ho!

    • @moredetonation3755
      @moredetonation3755 4 года назад +257

      They're not completely wrong.
      I remember early Sseth too.

    • @bigguddikkus6146
      @bigguddikkus6146 4 года назад +413

      @Tech Priest well he's the leader of the trouser snakes child army. I support fash with sseth in command.

    • @Morfeucomvoce
      @Morfeucomvoce 4 года назад +188

      My leftist ass is insulted, although I get it.

    • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
      @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 4 года назад +160

      I'm more of an alt-pop kinda guy though

  • @unknownvariable6927
    @unknownvariable6927 2 года назад +217

    Does anyone else rewatch Sseth's videos to wind down at the end of the day? So relaxing.

  • @TheRaininSummer
    @TheRaininSummer 4 года назад +782

    the first location in the game is called Joppa. This is most likely a biblical reference, but it's also translated into Russian like "Ass". I don't know if this information is worth anything.

    • @gatekeeper333
      @gatekeeper333 4 года назад +36

      жопа

    • @ardenorcrush649
      @ardenorcrush649 4 года назад +2

      That's probably intentional.

    • @buttlord2223
      @buttlord2223 4 года назад +13

      Starting in Joppa is ass, so yes it's accurate. Real Quddites slum it with the apes and hermits.

    • @rusnyasosat
      @rusnyasosat 3 года назад +1

      @@gatekeeper333 лол жопа

    • @batikmiica2620
      @batikmiica2620 3 года назад +5

      Share secret with villagers of Sseth [+50 reputation]
      "You share the true meaning of Joppa"

  • @jamaalsmith5207
    @jamaalsmith5207 4 года назад +598

    "High level Esper"
    *Shows Steven Segal doing Aikido*
    No, no he's got a point

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 4 года назад +22

      "I'm just a cook," Casey said. Little did Tate know that he ate a lot of mutants for breakfast, buffing his stats and breaking the game system. ~Script for Under Siege (1992).

  • @zacharydespain1366
    @zacharydespain1366 4 года назад +361

    Finally, someone has the courage and pride as a human being to point the finger at the true menace of the world and shine the light of Truth on their atrocities. I am glad that this game is finally letting the world know of the horror that is The Banana

  • @benportz2145
    @benportz2145 Год назад +197

    Dude you are right about the boss coming over and seeing the screen. My wife came by and asked why I am watching coding videos with a tank shooting missiles on the left side of the screen.😅

  • @GuidenYT
    @GuidenYT 4 года назад +556

    "You will be greeted as Aristocrat"
    Internet Aristocrat.jpg
    Dang what a reference.

    • @scott_hunts
      @scott_hunts 4 года назад +11

      Cancer is a bitch. He’s on twitter as QuarantinedCoof now since he got banned there as well,

    • @TheSimpShow
      @TheSimpShow 4 года назад +21

      @@scott_hunts What's crazier is Sseth is a quasi-expert on immunology as it relates to cancer, the kinds of issues Jim has had for a while fall directly into Sseth's wheelhouse.

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 4 года назад

      @@TheSimpShow nah i think jims case is fubar

    • @TheSimpShow
      @TheSimpShow 4 года назад +3

      @@princesstinklepanties2720 It's indolent lymphoma, literally the slowest growing cancer with a life expectancy of 20+ years considering his age, and considering he was already thought to have an immunity issue, it's kind of coincidental, but also I am being hyperbolic.

    • @GachakoiThomas
      @GachakoiThomas 4 года назад

      @Andrew Craig Hopefully more fan-made content comes out till he's treated(Im told it's slow acting).

  • @ardenorcrush649
    @ardenorcrush649 4 года назад +5112

    At first I was like "this looks kinda cool, like adventure-mode Dwarf Fortress".
    But then, it hit me: Caves of Qud is transformation fetishism. You're supposed to become a mutant. It's sexless Corruption of Champions.

    • @ardenorcrush649
      @ardenorcrush649 4 года назад +1424

      Note: Not saying that's a bad thing per se, but this explains why the dev reacted in such negative fashion. Caves of Qud is basically his/her playable fantasy.

    • @Chicopajiso
      @Chicopajiso 4 года назад +719

      Nothing says you can't mod sex in.
      *You can always mod sex in.*

    • @Chicopajiso
      @Chicopajiso 4 года назад +351

      @@Malikyte13 or trials in tainted space. Although in my experience, that has an awful lot of women with dicks.

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 3 года назад +332

      @@Chicopajiso What's wrong with futa?

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 3 года назад +236

      And that is why I always play True Kin

  • @F2PMegaGod
    @F2PMegaGod 4 года назад +842

    "A low effort troll"?!
    How offensive! Sseth is a VERY high effort troll!!

    • @user-hv6vi6qe5g
      @user-hv6vi6qe5g 4 года назад +9

      simp

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod 4 года назад +38

      He is very high low effort troll

    • @sirdigsalo1
      @sirdigsalo1 4 года назад +30

      Reading the discord he jumped into a fucked about on along with spam made him look more like a low-effort troll with sseth's pfp so it's rather unsurprising.

    • @itainteasywhenitshard7087
      @itainteasywhenitshard7087 4 года назад +40

      @@sirdigsalo1 speak fucking english please

    • @qiang2884
      @qiang2884 4 года назад +11

      @@itainteasywhenitshard7087 Basically sseth trolled on discord just like he trolled on the ES2 wiki, but this time they can immediately spot him instead of kicking him afterward.(his wiki account got banned after the vid got published)

  • @zacherytaylor
    @zacherytaylor 2 года назад +225

    Someone probably beat me to this but I went to the wiki for Nutty Putty Cave. The man who died was *far* from the first person to get stuck but he was stuck in such a way that he couldn’t get out without breaking a ton of bones. A rescue team even tried to get him but they couldn’t with a pulley system, and wouldn’t send anyone in due to the obvious added risk.
    In a sort of memorial for him, an agreement was made with the wife to close the site permanently with his body sealed inside. The area above the spot was also blown up with explosives to cause a collapse that would hopefully bury him in the rubble.

    • @ST0AT
      @ST0AT 2 года назад +60

      Every time I remember this case, I get a sudden jolt of second-hand claustrophobia.

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 Год назад +8

      Tragic

    • @jeremymontel6010
      @jeremymontel6010 3 месяца назад +1

      the quivering worm in my skull did not like this.

    • @zacherytaylor
      @zacherytaylor 3 месяца назад +3

      @@jeremymontel6010I love being reminded of comments I made years ago lol

    • @Israfel36
      @Israfel36 Месяц назад +1

      @ST0AT Sweet f*cking christmas me too, really badly.

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow 4 года назад +349

    "However, amputating your legs to replace them with a set of motorized tank treads is unfortunately an irreversible process"
    Unfortunately?

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 3 года назад +33

      The only reason I'd ever want to reverse that process is if I could upgrade them to hover jets.

    • @Pluto-og5nh
      @Pluto-og5nh 3 года назад +8

      But can you replace only your feet with tank treads to keep the upward mobility of your legs?

    • @Am_Yeff
      @Am_Yeff 3 года назад +11

      @@Pluto-og5nh thats just heelies with extra steps

    • @michielkudova3887
      @michielkudova3887 3 года назад +5

      Welcome to the adeptus mechanicus.

  • @a.lampman2165
    @a.lampman2165 4 года назад +2431

    Singing the praises for this game then shitting up their discord is powerful chaotic neutral energy.

    • @avensurha
      @avensurha 4 года назад +91

      Please provide a link to the discord. I wanna "greet" the devs

    • @darky9616
      @darky9616 4 года назад +117

      @Joe Ç you can't anymore, they've deleted all their tweets until last year

    • @DuncTV
      @DuncTV 4 года назад +17

      @Joe Ç cope

    • @coolchrisable
      @coolchrisable 4 года назад +7

      @Joe Ç tell me the story i want to know

    • @argonhammer9352
      @argonhammer9352 4 года назад +39

      @Joe ÇCommunists? Are you one of 'those' people?

  • @genocide865
    @genocide865 4 года назад +716

    *_I was always amazed on how good you at breaking games especially on economics then I remembered you dodge the Oven_*

  • @Th3Sc4ndym4n
    @Th3Sc4ndym4n 2 года назад +110

    This might be the greatest game I've seen that I absolutely never want to play.

    • @PlasteredDragon
      @PlasteredDragon 2 года назад +7

      I played for 7 minutes. That was enough.

  • @Coolsurf6
    @Coolsurf6 4 года назад +230

    Man when you named dropped CoQ in one of your earilier vids, I saw this coming.
    Good to see you make a video on this game!

    • @zachariahtuttle3543
      @zachariahtuttle3543 4 года назад +4

      same. I love this game to death.

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 4 года назад

      been waiting so long

    • @thewonderfultoast1293
      @thewonderfultoast1293 4 года назад

      cool game

    • @sirwahthemonke
      @sirwahthemonke 4 года назад

      big stinki man

    • @tu_nonna_emiliana
      @tu_nonna_emiliana 4 года назад

      I checked weekly if the video was out since the endless space review.
      When he was thanking the merchant's guild with the merchant's guild reputation in the background I literally laughed out loud.

  • @khhnator
    @khhnator 4 года назад +299

    Would you like it if a woman stepped on your bowl of cereal?"
    Don't answer that.
    he knows us too well

    • @merukit
      @merukit 4 года назад +8

      artist name: rg

    • @williambaxter941
      @williambaxter941 4 года назад +3

      @@merukit It's always nice to know that if I ctrl+f for long enough, someone will always have the answer I'm looking for

  • @crookedhood4610
    @crookedhood4610 4 года назад +425

    “Imagine a world where life and death is solely decided by what you had for breakfast that morning.”
    Stares at monster hunter world...

    • @PaizuruInsanal
      @PaizuruInsanal 4 года назад +34

      GLARES VIOLENTLY AT MONSTER HUNTER FREEDOM UNITE.

    • @corwincori861
      @corwincori861 4 года назад +3

      @@PaizuruInsanal hitbox flashbacks... i feel it like it was yesterday. It was a good pain.

    • @deadperson7333
      @deadperson7333 4 года назад +5

      @@PaizuruInsanal FUCK PLESIOTH

    • @corwincori861
      @corwincori861 4 года назад

      @@deadperson7333 fuck him indeed.

  • @eliotcamel7799
    @eliotcamel7799 6 месяцев назад +44

    Have the devs forgotten you actually can play as the templars by using a certain mental mutation... Or that you can kill Q-Girl by turning her into a giant slug, thus removing the item that usually keeps her alive? 😈

    • @tehrik0020
      @tehrik0020 6 месяцев назад +5

      Q-Girl and Otho are immortal because of main storyline reasons and so is Klanq, I believe Barathrum is immortal as well if memory serves me right.

    • @coleandhisvideos
      @coleandhisvideos 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@tehrik0020
      Barathrum is not
      He usually dies to psychic hunters in my playthroughs

    • @mrmac2340
      @mrmac2340 4 месяца назад +7

      That's the thing, Q Girl isn't even "unkillable", she's just got an insurance item becuase she needs to be alive for some main story missions to be doable.

  • @IamRev
    @IamRev 3 года назад +1009

    "would you like it if a WOMAN stepped in your cereal?
    DON'T ANSWER THAT" i love the fucking regret of him asking that question

    • @tio_john
      @tio_john 2 года назад +18

      instant regret hahahaha love it and the anser for me is NO

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Год назад +3

      I wouldn't like it.

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Год назад +3

      I saw this and was searching for it and watched it at 2x Speed, and now the video sounds slowed, even tho it's normal.

    • @nicholaspayne198
      @nicholaspayne198 8 месяцев назад +5

      It's the speed at which one line follows the other 😂
      There's almost an INSTANT realization of; "I figured out what I just said, and I've just remembered the general mindset of who I've said it too"

    • @ilovepeoplebro
      @ilovepeoplebro 7 месяцев назад

      Disgusting uncultured swine​@@capperbuns

  • @breadman2983
    @breadman2983 3 года назад +11195

    Their discord hates you, but you've brought more attention to this game than anyone else.

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 3 года назад +2628

      Talk about biting the hand that feeds

    • @pedrothiagosimoes5832
      @pedrothiagosimoes5832 3 года назад +2561

      They hated Jesus even though he saved them from their sins

    • @Equites279
      @Equites279 3 года назад +1503

      @@pedrothiagosimoes5832 So what we're implying is Sseth is Jesus... which sounds about right tbh

    • @exuvill5062
      @exuvill5062 3 года назад +854

      @@Equites279 I mean...Sseth himself said he's a Jewish like Jesus so...

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 3 года назад +251

      @@exuvill5062 He is?! FUCKING ACE

  • @rithessa
    @rithessa 4 года назад +631

    The Comments Section doesn't care about you, but aggressive members will attack you.
    You aren't welcome in their holy places.

    • @whoknows8264
      @whoknows8264 4 года назад +40

      You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 4 года назад +15

      Th fuck? Did I come upon a cult comment or something? This is foreboding XD

    • @Titansfury1
      @Titansfury1 4 года назад +28

      @@Laughing_Dragon I'm 90% sure this is based on in game text for Cave of Qud for describing faction relations.

    • @casualgoats
      @casualgoats 4 года назад +20

      @@Titansfury1 If so, their discord is real irony.

    • @svenbrede6151
      @svenbrede6151 4 года назад +1

      Yeah... It's a big problem when edgelords (Sseth and followers) find other edgelords (The devs attempting to be inclusive) and then start to troll the other edgelords because they're edgy in a different fashion.

  • @ashthechainsmoker7894
    @ashthechainsmoker7894 3 года назад +333

    Shoutout to my peeps, if you got the slime playable race mod, you can kill Q-Girl with absorb.

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 2 года назад +142

      Slime girls _and_ adding to the 41%? Well, sign me right the fuck up.

    • @mrmac2340
      @mrmac2340 2 года назад +11

      @@passingrando6457 obsessed

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 2 года назад +18

      @@mrmac2340 Cope, seethe, dilate.

    • @dVector13
      @dVector13 2 года назад +25

      @@passingrando6457 if youre killing them, technically its not 41%

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 2 года назад +13

      Based as fuck

  • @infonticus
    @infonticus 4 года назад +755

    Sseth: *Reviews a game*
    Steam Reviews: "Hey, hey people"

    • @GGorsty
      @GGorsty 4 года назад +17

      This review, as much as it reminds me of Dwarf Fortress, might inspire me to overcome the old game and give this a try.

    • @elios7623
      @elios7623 4 года назад +1

      true

    • @JohnSmith-kb4re
      @JohnSmith-kb4re 4 года назад +5

      The Evenicle community still hasn't recuperated and you see Sseth circlejerks all over

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 4 года назад +6

      As rightfully should be

    • @AgniFirePunch
      @AgniFirePunch 4 года назад

      @@GGorsty I tried to play dwarf fortress but it was hard. I felt like I had to pull up a guide for everything

  • @MikeZach
    @MikeZach 4 года назад +739

    "I recommend you play a mutant."
    ...
    Shows Tyler1.
    Based.

    • @good__person
      @good__person 4 года назад +37

      @Helios Sphere As He said, a Mutant

    • @DONKINDONUTS
      @DONKINDONUTS 4 года назад +7

      After all - "T1 built different!!!"

    • @AgniFirePunch
      @AgniFirePunch 4 года назад +2

      @Helios Sphere he looms like a pale super mutant from fallout

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 года назад +6

      @Helios Sphere aka La Creatura

  • @adampike328
    @adampike328 4 года назад +1661

    I love how much the discord probably hates him and he's the one whos gonna increase the amount of people who play by 100x single handedly.

    • @SerechII
      @SerechII 4 года назад +80

      Nah, you don't hate people for stuff like that, they just banned some rando that was spamming, they probably had a good laugh and unbanned him as soon as they saw this

    • @graysaltine6035
      @graysaltine6035 4 года назад +603

      @@SerechII you haven't been to the discord, have you?

    • @hxsjdbdjavs
      @hxsjdbdjavs 4 года назад +511

      @@SerechII they're fucking pronoun filled sjw commies. They have 0 sense of humor

    • @SerechII
      @SerechII 4 года назад +367

      Wow ok, lmao I was giving people I don't know more credit than that, that's childish af if they are actually angry over something like that

    • @clyne90
      @clyne90 4 года назад +56

      @@hxsjdbdjavs okay snowflake

  • @Misanthropolis
    @Misanthropolis 2 года назад +254

    >calls themselves purists
    >replaces their natural bodies with cybernetic augmentations.

    • @lolifico_banzago
      @lolifico_banzago 2 года назад +54

      Literally the Mechanicus

    • @bleeem
      @bleeem Год назад +28

      Pure fucking metal

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Год назад +17

      From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...

    • @kevinkerwin4118
      @kevinkerwin4118 4 месяца назад +1

      Race purists, yes. It checks out.

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 4 месяца назад +2

      @@kevinkerwin4118 no it does not. Mixing yourself with steel, oil n shit is the opposite of being pure.

  • @alphacore4332
    @alphacore4332 4 года назад +382

    "*strange tubes*"
    (is actually a chair)
    lmao

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 4 года назад +24

      Strange Tubes that weigh 1 lb: probably a chair. Strange Tubes that weigh 30 lbs: probably a rocket launcher.

  • @floppydisksareop
    @floppydisksareop 3 года назад +176

    So, I just found this channel, and every single video seems like a sort of "seizure in a bottle". I need more of this.

  • @darknessdash1853
    @darknessdash1853 4 года назад +106

    "Would you like it if a woman stepped in your cereal? Dont answer that" man knows the internet

  • @thejotunn4417
    @thejotunn4417 3 месяца назад +23

    That comment in the discord saying Sseth is a low effort troll. Excuse me guy, he's basically the highest-effort troll out there

  • @ottolinevonroon9249
    @ottolinevonroon9249 4 года назад +3608

    Kinda weird how this is the only game Seeth reviewed where the developers took it so negatively.
    This is how they treat the blessings of our African Warlord?
    Edit: My shitty joke has started a war in the replies, just don't read it. You've been warned.

    • @Nmosiac
      @Nmosiac 4 года назад +489

      and call him a fashy

    • @Mr_Spaghetti
      @Mr_Spaghetti 3 года назад +33

      Sparkpoodle where’s the lie

    • @hxsjdbdjavs
      @hxsjdbdjavs 3 года назад +450

      That's cultural marxist for you

    • @DM-mi4je
      @DM-mi4je 3 года назад +222

      @@Mr_Spaghetti where is your proof?

    • @GoblinModeKnives
      @GoblinModeKnives 3 года назад +116

      Space Station 13 didnt go down well with the community

  • @antares3171
    @antares3171 4 года назад +1121

    Gotta love how the devs try so hard to nerf any fun exploits so Sseth just finds more exploits.

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 3 года назад +54

      Most of the fixes they make DO make sense. Meanwhile the new exploits make less sense than the last so it requires even more lateral thinking. I think it’s a good kind of antagonism.

    • @sagehanson190
      @sagehanson190 3 года назад +72

      I think some fun exploits should be left in, but if there's too much you can exploit then at a certain point it's left to the restraint of the player to decide whether they break the game or not.
      "Do I want to cheese my way through with infinite money or do I want to play legit"
      The devs are trying to remove the cheese. On the opposite end you have games like Kenshi who really just don't give a fuck what you do. There are tons of fucking ways to exploit the game to get what you want, and do shit unintended. The problem though is that a lot of players instinctively take the easy way out, or the most simple way through progression. Meaning that a lot of them will use the cheese, at least for their first few playthroughs.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 3 года назад +53

      @@sagehanson190 I think having cheese and the option to exploit it is important. Just as playing the game without cheese and having legitimate playthroughs be viable and fun is also great. Freedom of choice is great in general.
      Anything that limits the player's freedom of choice too much inside a game makes me mad. By all means have consequences, but do not limit our freedom of choice.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 года назад +7

      Hard to have fun when you surgically remove parts of your body IRL but you aren't a real mutant so they never grow back.

    • @jasdanvm3845
      @jasdanvm3845 2 года назад +5

      I loved the fixed that makes it so you are prosecuted if you become too powerful, cause it lead to the possession of your prosecutor solution!

  • @chosebine2169
    @chosebine2169 3 года назад +3480

    the video: *review Caves of Qud*
    the comment section: *review the Caves of Qud devs*

    • @Airsickword
      @Airsickword 3 года назад +231

      and I'm enjoying the review

    • @2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL
      @2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL 3 года назад +379

      Never realized how many people were either hardcore commies or turbo racists lol

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 3 года назад +358

      @@2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL Humanity: We are a Species of Morons.

    • @2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL
      @2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL 3 года назад +86

      @@AmaryInkawult they should take the sapiens out

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 3 года назад +33

      @@2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL nah, our scientists are too narcissistic to do that.

  • @wallyhackenslacker
    @wallyhackenslacker Год назад +75

    "Tired of your tiny, feminine hands? GIANT HANDS!!!"
    That's the dumbest joke in this whole video and it kills me every single fucking time!

  • @thesteamguy6171
    @thesteamguy6171 4 года назад +838

    The discord mods of this game are the exact opposite of seeth

    • @kekleon10
      @kekleon10 4 года назад +178

      you could say they are seething after the video was out

    • @spacebearcadet746
      @spacebearcadet746 4 года назад +87

      @@kekleon10 Seething or Ssething?

    • @aceroy9195
      @aceroy9195 4 года назад +5

      Those were the devs

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +2

      @@kekleon10 Are they really?

    • @haroldthekek9229
      @haroldthekek9229 4 года назад +54

      Theyre something close to yandere dev mods. The type of people that embody the stereotype of discord mods/admins

  • @voxlknight2155
    @voxlknight2155 4 года назад +1561

    "Super augmented race purists" is the most hilarious oxymoron ive ever heard lol

    • @lukedufaur5368
      @lukedufaur5368 3 года назад +134

      @VoxlKnight something something ecleticism and self contradictory nature of fascist ideologies something something

    • @piotrgrzelak2613
      @piotrgrzelak2613 3 года назад +207

      @@lukedufaur5368 seeing as it was written by a transformation-fetishist troon, the "critique" checks out

    • @ВиталяКекс-ц6е
      @ВиталяКекс-ц6е 3 года назад +45

      You really think people hell bent on genocide won’t make a deal with the devil?

    • @voxlknight2155
      @voxlknight2155 3 года назад +14

      @@ВиталяКекс-ц6е *insert Hydra joke here*

    • @holypaladin4657
      @holypaladin4657 3 года назад +25

      @@ВиталяКекс-ц6е
      You don’t have to make a deal with anything to slaughter undesirables, just acknowledge that your actions taint your immortal soul and that after death there will be a price to pay. Which I guess I can see mechanically enhanced Templars who slaughter mutants doing.

  • @matthewlove2473
    @matthewlove2473 3 года назад +2607

    Just saying, the mimics in qud can not only take the form of various objects or terrain, but various UI elements as well.
    ...I died.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 3 года назад +132

      … what…

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 года назад +268

      That…that is evil. I like it.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 3 года назад +74

      No, seriously, what?

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 3 года назад +134

      Oh. Oh no. Ooooooh no. That's evil. I kind of like that. Now, if only they hadn't removed so much cheese. If only... if only...

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon 2 года назад +196

      @@clyax113 basically mimics can apparently become certain UI thingies, meaning you can click on the UI, and be killed because it was a mimic… I think that’s what he’s saying.

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 2 года назад +174

    For real though, True Kin Praetorian is by far the best starting race/class if you have no idea what you're doing. It's so tanky compared to all the others it's ridiculous. Save the awesome Mutant powers for when you actually understand the game's mechanics and threats. True Kin, my friends.

    • @bathsaltfiend986
      @bathsaltfiend986 2 года назад +13

      I thought so too. Kin start off with more stat points and get more skill points as well, while the cybernetics system is quite straightforward and you can't gimp yourself on the character creation screen so you can get accustomed with the games core mechanics more intimately. Mutants, on the other hand, they get weird and complicated out of the box. Mutations modify your attributes, scale off from certain attributes, have complex interactions with one another and the drawbacks for certain powers are unclear to those unfamiliar with the more advanced interplay of things. So yeah, Kin for beginner, Mutant for the enlightened lol.

  • @Redyqar
    @Redyqar 4 года назад +397

    24:45 imagine putting your girlfriend in a post apocalypse game and not even allowing to kill her.

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 4 года назад +518

    Seth is an actual blessing during quarantine.

  • @xpavpushka
    @xpavpushka 4 года назад +317

    "I Broke A Concrete wall,
    I Lost A Concrete Friend."
    You, Sir
    Are a -fish- POET!

  • @TinyDragonGamer250
    @TinyDragonGamer250 6 месяцев назад +43

    I just tried to join their discord, but left right before I was about to be let in. Reading the rules was absolutely hilarious. Their discord server is just Caves of Qud, but without the Caves of Qud. Its not even a CoQ Discord Server.

    • @DicFlair
      @DicFlair 6 месяцев назад +33

      Thats 80% of indie game discord servers. Just degen echo chambers

    • @AdolfHitler-lk4vo
      @AdolfHitler-lk4vo Месяц назад +5

      @@DicFlair 80% of discord servers

  • @TheEngineerYTDS
    @TheEngineerYTDS 4 года назад +760

    How are you gonna make a game with Transhuman Racial Purists and Your OC girlfriend but not let people play as the bad guys.

    • @Rauser142
      @Rauser142 4 года назад +16

      Because as for now you can't join any faction at all.

    • @TheEngineerYTDS
      @TheEngineerYTDS 4 года назад +80

      @@Rauser142 Putus Templar couldn't be a starting choice? Seems a bit of reach given the depth and complexity of this game.

    • @Rauser142
      @Rauser142 4 года назад +15

      @@TheEngineerYTDS you can't join the cannibals or snapjaws either (both counted as factions in game) so what's your point are you looking for reasons to get upset?

    • @TheEngineerYTDS
      @TheEngineerYTDS 4 года назад +125

      @@Rauser142 Every dev seems to get cold feet when it comes to playing a bad guy faction or bad protagonist. Game would-be more interesting and could give more insight into the Templars.

    • @Invizive
      @Invizive 4 года назад +19

      @@Rauser142 I mean, it would be great to be able to start in any faction (DF is good at it)

  • @TheOneTrueRy
    @TheOneTrueRy 4 года назад +47

    Love getting the sudden urge to check youtube subs, then see new Sseth vid posted "6 seconds ago". Thanks for the neurological notification, Seth.

  • @Funnymandias
    @Funnymandias 4 года назад +551

    After this video came out the devs threw a collective shitfit on twitter.

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 года назад +5

      What did they say?

    • @Bivuki777
      @Bivuki777 4 года назад +59

      @@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 sseths community raided the discord essentially, and people got mad because they couldn’t kill an important quest giver

    • @Skullnaught
      @Skullnaught 4 года назад +187

      Devs are furry communists. Their deafult is sperging out

    • @Skullnaught
      @Skullnaught 4 года назад +97

      @Max RV given how the word nazi is thrown around all the time online and how on twitter one dev admits to being a literal communist. I don't think they are an accurate source on who is a nazi

    • @gorefreak2
      @gorefreak2 4 года назад +32

      @@Skullnaught yet you fucks call everyone on the left "communists". Bit hypcritical isn't it?

  • @austen3825
    @austen3825 Год назад +43

    I swear, out of all the reviews sseth has done, this is 100% the best one to fall asleep to.