Caves of Qud Review
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- Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024
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"The game practically asks you to fix itself with console commands."
...Todd Howard? You again?
Todd Howard to Modders : "I am once again asking for you modding fixes"
Never had to once use a console code. Played a huge amount over many years.
Several months after Starfield, it still applies. Even mod-makers gave up with it.
It. Just. Works.
Gets banned from their discord, but reviews the game and gets it discounted anyway.
Chaotic neutral.
I'm still gonna pirate it.
@@spinyslasher6586 Who asked?
@@randomdude2546 nobody needs to ask anything idiot. I want to say something I say it.
@@spinyslasher6586 But who asked?
@@spinyslasher6586 thats crazy but nobody asked
“Everything eventually runs out of limbs.”
It wouldn’t be a Sseth vid without yet another addition to the Big Book of Terrifyingly Mysterious Tombstone Inscriptions.
Yeah, getting mad Dead Space vibes
Incorrect. Regeneration 10 grants immunity to decapitation, and has a 100% chance to regrow limbs the turn after they are dismembered. Add Multiple Arms, Multiple Legs, and Two Headed for added memes. You'll never run out of limbs.
Alternatively, avoid melee enemies with forcefields, phasing out of space, teleporting, or stopping time.
@@r3dp9 This guy out here educating the world on how to acquire infinite limbs.
I hope someone is keeping a list...
@@r3dp9 Regen 10 is fucking amazing. Get level 10 of a stat booster or stinger, and you can have a high stat or a cool stinger. Get Level 10 Regen, and completely ignore a major threat in the game. Plus you heal HP fast as shit. My most successful character has Regen, stat boosting mutations, and the adrenaline rush. Works great.
"I broke a concrete wall; I lost a concrete friend."
Absolute poetry, from one of the best to ever do it.
This man got banned from the game's official discord in just over a minute as a "low-effort troll" and he still got them to put it on sale.
I wonder how badly the merchants guild is raiding their server for the promise of a succulent tendies meal.
Is that a good thing or bad thing ?
@@ohmygahdbilly They are locking the server fearing raid.
Seems as tight ass community if they get offended so fast. Have seen that many times, ain't better than stalinism.
@@Belzughast Did you really expect anything else in a game that has self-inserts of tumblr girlfriends?
the sentence "became admired by the fish for saving one of their young from drowning" is amazing and convinced me then and there to get this game
Holy shit I just properly comprehended that and my sides are in geostationary orbit
My favorite one I've seen from in game:"Disliked by cats for disproving a famous theorem"
Fish when in air, actually DROWN in oxygen.
@@Cholatemilk1 this one is brilliant
Pirate it
*_"became admired by fish for saving one of their young from drowning"_*
Underrated.
@@nikolafitilyov688 overrated
Fish can drown in real life so that's not that crazy.
Pfp checks out
@@niallreid7664 what?
"Shock freeze your lava to sell it" has the same energy like "Just boil some water and freeze it for later, so you can start cooking faster"
This is a fucking hilarious comparison.
Why couldn't this thread be the one necro'd for two years of constant replies.
I didn't even think about that lmao
imagine if you just boiled water like, 6000 times, and eventually you get water that acts like a baloon thats been blown up and deflated a few times
Mpemba effect: sometimes, warmish water can freeze faster than coldish water and sometimes the bigger the diffence the more drastic it is. current hypothis, I find most likely; seeing as how temperature is the average excitement of molecules, you end up with isolated super cooling with localised high amounts on impurities and evaporation.
"Hey, hey people"
Yeah, that's the stuff, right in the vein there.
Never thought 3 words could make my day that much better!
Aim for the big vein. Yea that one right there.
One must be a special kind of psychopath to program something like this.
It's not, but IIRC the dude that makes it is a huge Dwarf Fortress fan
Also, worth noting that while graphically it looks a lot like some DF tilesets, the gameplay is more like a hybrid between Fallout 2 and a traditional roguelike, with a splash of sandbox
The biggest characteristics it shares with DF are the death and suffering, and the ability to do some pretty wild stuff with the tools it gives you
@ naw, different people
@Sightless_Seeker When you want to play SS13
Hey Reider
@@de_la_Nae ta, thought so but couldn't put the idea away completely from my head.
"Damn, my man's excel spreadsheet looks f**ked up." Lost it.
LOVED IT
Same.
making phat stacks of cash
Absolutely
When I first heard that I almost lost a kidney. Now when I rewatching I got my doc on speed dial.
I tried utilizing lava as a source of money after finding a lava weep just outside of the stiltlands. Unfortunately, it was still early on so I had no means of using grenades to freeze-dry lava waterskins. I considered just buying every glass phial and selling it back filled, but thought that was way too slow and inefficient. Then I realized that I only needed a container to be able to hold its capacity in lava long enough for me to sell it, so I filled up glass jars I bought from the same merchants and sold those back to them full of lava. Happy with my newfound wealth, I proceeded to walk away from the merchant I just sold several jars of lava to only to come to an epiphany. I realized that I wasn't playing any old basic game, I was playing Qud. At that moment I thought to myself, "What's stopping the jars from breaking after I sell them?"
That's the neat part: nothing.
That poor merchant got Midas touched
lol
That's beautiful
Let me guess, the jars broke, the merchant melted, the lava spilled out and you recollected the lava and sold them again? sounds like infinite money.
@@Slimurgical It does seem that way, but unless you go through the efforts of cloning people to sell the lava to, it's an infinite money method but finite merchants.
Eventually, you melt enough of the poor bastards that you run out of people to sell to.
@@Slimurgical until you run out of merchants
"So, I sprayed sentience on a block of concrete..."
Say no more, I'm sold.
“I broke a concrete wall, I lost a concrete friend.”
@@julianadams3710 Should have sprayed Ebon Fulcrete instead, that's a much tougher wall. IIRC doors are tougher than walls, and make much better companions.
@@r3dp9 No matter how tough your companion is, at some point they're going to wander into a dimensional rift and you'll never see them again.
remember theres always a free discounted discord commies say so
@@r3dp9 wait why the fuck are doors stronger than walls? This game is a clusterfuck
"The bullets don't discriminate, they only penetrate" - Spoken like a true African Warlord.
Proving once and for all that he knows da wae.
@@johnivanoplimo5172 shut up reddit
lmao ng Việt à :))
Vietnamese fan boi!!!! Yea I love you
Hay đấy. :))
"My slave name used to be whipped cream, now I'm whipping cream"- Banana Tree 2020
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nice
The patch notes of this game are amazing, a highlight would be "you can no longer transmutate liquids across dimensions".
Then what's even the point anymore??!?/s
Or something newer: "Boulders are less flammable"
"You can no longer dupe chairs by equipping them as weapons and then sitting on them."
"Folding objects no longer dupes them"
"Star kraken no longer extrude the Grit Gate communications panel."
"This is probably the only game you can get caught playing in the office"
False. Base-level Dwarf Fortress looks more like work is being done.
I remember I played dungeon crawl stone soup while idling away in an internship position.
Never caught me.
Just questioned my choice of spreadsheet color themes.
@@SsethTzeentach It is a bit baffling that any manager would not recognise an ASCII game at this point. Than again, it has maybe been too long since their hayday.
SsethTzeentach People have asked me if I was programming while I was really just playing ASCII roguelikes.
@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 They are doing the same
@@SsethTzeentach i legit did this but went afk.. they had to call IT because the staff on my office thought the pc had a virus.. said IT person.. also didn't knew he was just staring at ascii dcss. and just went and used a previous restore point to fix said "virus"
glad it was a shit run ,-,
"I broke a concrete wall, but lost a concrete friend" - Sseth 2020
I use the concrete to destroy the concrete.
Sseth why Theres a furry
I cri evry tiem.
an eye for an eye - hammurabi
@@johnsalchichon777 they have been summoned by all the pillows: it's a natural evolution
>Gets told off by mods
>Spam pings the mods
God bless you Sseth
and now that this video is out i'd be willing to bet that those mods are having a VERY bad day
All moderators are bastards
@@JT-ho6rp 90% of mods are psychopaths
@@BurritooMafia SOCIETY
it's all sseth's world, we're just living in it.
Knowing how much the devs hate Sseth, and seeing how his video is always number 1 when searching the game, makes me laugh.
Why do they hate him 😂
@@omarkeshk1542 they got mad that sseth made fun of their self insert OC characters and they didn't like that sseth was able to find a few exploits
@@omarkeshk1542 also the devs are very outspoken with their PC culture and don't like how sseth was offering up suggestions to improve the game
Although to be fair they don't like nearly anyone offering criticism on the game they just like star citizen
@@rejvaik00 oh god, a sex and gender obsessed furry version of the star citizen dev group?!
That's frightening. Terrifying even.
@@lasarousi terrifying, but completely unsurprising!
"Would you like it if a woman stepped on your bowl of cereal?"
Ye-
"Don't answer that."
Oh.
You lost the game. Hand in your badge and gun.
There are dozens of us!
sseth don't kinkshame
No
We finally found out your true nature, u fuck
Dwarf Fortress Players: "These graphics are gorgeous!!!"
That's actually true lol
I'm ashamed that this actually applies to me lmao.
Lazy Newb Pack: "Am I a joke to you?!"
@@Daniel_Lancelin you shouldn’t be
original ascii caves of qud looked even worse than DF if you ask me
"I respect the fact that you can self insert your OC girlfriend but at least give us the option of dismembering her."
-Sseth
Amputees are hot
@@mr.joesterr5359 Unless they are blue-hair furries, then they are just cathartic.
@@girlbuu9403 Orgasmicathartic, even better
@@mr.joesterr5359 nnmmnnmmnnnmmnmnmmmmmmmmm me mmmmmmnmnnmmnmnmmnmmmmmmnmnmnmmnmmmmmmnnmnmnnmnmmnmmmmnnmmmnmnmnnnmmmnmmmmmmmnmnmmm
@@mr.joesterr5359 based
Remember, Qud players, make sure to mention Sseth as being your inspiration to go out and get the game, esp. in your Steam reviews. The devs will greatly appreciate knowing where you're coming from :^)
They'll forever be associated with Sseth, and I'm sure they love that lol.
Sseth was my inspiration to try it before buying it
Also don't forget to offer criticism and ideas to the devs as sseths contributions greatly moved the devs and changed their perspectives on warcrimesandboxs
@@hmroid6884 Yeah except any kind of criticism you give them is brushed off as "trolling." They are major neckbeards
@@DankManPlays I will take this frankly incredibly inviting opportunity to be a dick, to say that I don't think you get that all of the above comments were ironic, they understand that, no need to point the joke out.
Sseth, you may not see this, but your videos always brighten my day. Keep it up
Just trying my man, take care out there.
@@SsethTzeentach Ngl this was really fucking wholesome
@@SsethTzeentach Love you dude! No homo.
Wholesome as fuck.
This made my day!
“Bullets don’t discriminate, they only penetrate.”
-SsethTzeentach
Ay that's like me!
That sounded too virgin i just realized
The greatest metaphor for coq
Spoken like a true african warlord
bullets are not racist
they kill equally
gun violence in america is disproportionately a certain group, which means theres good odds that there could be/has been an article about bullets being racist
All youtubers post at the right time to maximize the algorithm , idk why you're surprised the same guy who is responsible for half the hentai of godhand would not be an absolute meme at every chance
Is it seriously half?
More like between 56%-87% tbh
Confession: I love this obscure anime girl and poured money for tons of her rule 34 artwork that I keep as my personal collection. If I put them all on "that website" it will be 95%
The moment I saw what Sseth did with godhand game I knew we're blood brother.
@@kos2919 distribute it to the masses, comrade.
@@kos2919 Spread the holy works brother, we need more.
We were so busy asking: ''Caves of Qud?''
that we never asked : ''Caves of Shud?''
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Genius
This joke is smarter than the computer it was typed on.
Word puns are usually lame
But
This is a really good one
That’s a big think
SsethTzeentach: "Because If I Don't Review A Roguelike That Gives Me Constant Agonizing Testicular Agony Once Every Three Months I Will Literally Die."
Edit: How many days has it been since the devs started melting down about Sseth just throwing thousands of people at them?
so true
might steal that
This game ain't agonizing.
@@CrossBorderNerds agreed, once you get past like the first 3 levels anyone with an IQ higher than room temperature can dominate this game
I dont really like the way the game looks/feel, I get Vietnam-flashbacks from Dwarf fortress. But Sseth made such an impressive video that I really considered to buy this and give it a go... that was until some minutes ago, when I saw the dev reaction to all of this and now I really dont want to give a single penny to an ungrateful dick.
@@pabloide3792 Didn't they do the 10% off?
"Ah I see we got a low effort troll"
Half of me thinks that Sseth made this video just to prove he is in fact, the highest tier of troll.
@The Vandereer you dont need to justify piracy, dude. Just admit that sometimes free stuff is better than paying for stuff. No shame in that.
@The Vandereer well, whatever helps you sleep at night. I wager most people who watch Sseth pirate the games he reviews, so you are not alone.
Oh shit wouldn't expect you to be here.
@The Vandereer Yup yup and yup.
@The Vandereer How do you know the Devs are commies? Is it just their twitter?
I found this channel years ago by digging 'too deep'. So yes
yes
If you found this channel on purpose, you’re doing something wrong
I watched the shen video
Shagging Me Nan, among other sseth videos posted to /wsg/ brought me here.
same
"Cats despise you. Even docile ones will attack you."
"Cats won't usually let you pet them. You aren't welcome in their holy places."
Yeah, it's like that.
Same for me. But cats don't have holy places.
@@capperbuns > cats don't have holy places
Boxes? Literally the entirety of Egypt?
@@AiluridaeAureus Cats lack the capacity to project their power, therefore being not welcome in their holy places means nothing.
@@ChadVulpes Awful big talk from someone a little too sure they'd survive against a small mob of angry cats.
Like, that's mostly a joke, but you probably really do take it for granted how easily a group of things smaller and faster than us could kill us if they all simultaneously rose up. Ants could wipe out humanity if they wanted to. As could squirrels and rats. The fury of the small is not to be underestimated.
@@AiluridaeAureus Until that happens, I'm afraid I will have to keep on living with the conviction that squirrels, cats, ants, and their likes are not a direct danger to civilization.
Okay, I know I didn't say a fun thing. Part of me hoped saying something very obvious would lead someone to make a joke out of it. That's what commenting in a semi-lucid state of mind gets me. Sorry if I was a buzzkill, I'll go to sleep now. Have a good day!
"would you like it if a women stepped in your bowl of cereal?"
Sseth instantly regrets making that question
"How would you like it if I cracked a shi* in your Cheerioes?"
@@conanhighwoods4304 "Don’t answer that."
I have a answer for both of you......yea fuck NO and HELL NO
kawaii
only if she cute
Dwarf Fortress is another game that is literally "SFW".
I spent a few days at my job playing DF with its many utilities splayed over a 4 monitor setup.
Good times. Never got caught.
Based and plump helmet-pilled
I played at my job and when I sensed someone watching, I hit o and now there is, to my boss, a very complex English excel list, three things he can't even fanthom to comprehend
@@omobus1403 I felt that
DF besto
What's your job?
"I broke a concrete wall, i lost a concrete friend". F for concrete wall.
To honor Our concrete friend
F
@@Brody5055 Comrade
F
F
It's hilarious how the discord mods were so pissed off about Sseth joining that even to this day there's a 3 month "waiting list" to join followed by a "vetting period" hahahahaha
How to drive away speculative customers 101:
That sort of thing happens when thousands of his dipshit fans go raiding it to repeat the same joke about the Templar over and over, because repeating a joke always makes it funnier.
@@mrmac2340 having a situation where something like this is even possible highlights problems with community interaction
@@mrmac2340 seethe
@@mrmac2340 cope and seethe
"Famous Minecraft youtuber the size of a small child" - what a burn, RIP Mandalore.
disappointed that sseth didn't add jerma punching him before it cuts
Rip sseth
what happened between him and Mandalore?
@@Among0Shadows I’m pretty sure it was just a joke
"Would you like a woman to step in your cereal?"
Hell n-
"Don't answer that."
..... did I fail the test?
number fifteen
caves of qud foot cereal
the last thing you want in your bowl of cereal
is a womans foot fungus
but as it turns out
that might be what you get
The answer was “yes” you failed
True Patricians like myself would answer "YES"
Yes.
@Dr. Jimmy_Rustle regardless of what the cereal is, the Chad move is having the woman step in it
it's been scientificly proven that the best games look like liquid aids
it's beutiful
this. ex: ultima online
Next he should do dwarf fortress, transformation to excel spreadsheet will be complete.
i read that in chills' voice
@@corneliusmcmuffin3256 We don't talk about Dwarf Fortress here.
I like how in the clip where he's eating his own fungal infections you can see another infection he has in the background, implying he has spent enough time in a fungal infestation to contract multiple parasitic growths.
One of the more fun builds is making a Regenerative Mutant with multiple limbs and getting each of them infected with a different growth. If you don't get a different one on a particular limb, just cut it off and grow it back. Surprisingly tanky!
I love how freaky your mutants can get. You can be a 4 headed egomaniac who disintegrates everyone who gets nearby and is friendly with plants, having a mutation that allows him to summon them. That was just low level and that was brutal to behold because the extra heads shake off the exhaustion from the ego spells
goddamn right the tomboy channel is the holy place of the discord
rimmy... rimmy... why but also yes.
These are my people
Protect the holy place!
I would not have expected anything else from you, brother
Quarantine did not spare you, Rimmy :/
By the emperor I never thought I would see rimmy here.
Damn, the devs are really upset on twitter, indeed, calling Seth and new players 'cyptofascists' or some such
@@Booothismanhow twitter.com/ptychomancer/status/1320546508245139457 heres one of the devs, apparently you can't discuss the templars in the Discord because it will lead to "unwanted" discussions even though it's their own faction they made up and they get mad when you want to talk about it.
@@TheSimplyJJP Leftist brain virus
@Max RV Jesus does that copy-paste get tiring at all?
@Max RV why are you copy pasting this exact comment in multiple threads?
How offensive... I prefer "Neo Fascist"
I looked it up, Q girl is literally one of the dev’s fursona.
LMFAO
Yeah... I mean doesn't matter much. That being said, i quite like the cyber bears. They're pretty cool, as is their town.
@@svenbrede6151 what does matter is that they're a mary sue who literally can't be killed.
@@gwelch399 Erh. Right. Because it's so normal in videogames that every character is killable. I just had to think of DGs new linaniil buff in Tome. Sometimes it doesn't matter. You're being edgy about one NPC with whom there's no reason to kill them anyway.
@@svenbrede6151 It's important for this style of game. It's basically saying "Do anything you like as long as it's what we want you to do" . Don't tell me you've never played a evil character in a game like Skyrim or Fallout. The experience of playing the bad guy is kinda hampered when you can't kill certain innocents because it's a dev's fursona.
My first death occurred when I made the extremely poor decision of dropping down several shafts, ending up in an underground factory and an endless series of conveyor belts that led me ever deeper. Eventually I ended up in a huge chamber called *The Cloaca* and was killed by a massive slug called SLOG. Afterwards I learned that if I somehow became friendly with mollusks I could learn a secret recipe from Slog that would turn me into a giant slug like him. I spent the next 15 hours working towards this goal. 10/10 would slug again.
SLOG is very funny, thank you for writing this
I love how tyler1 is just this channel's shorthand for "not human"
what's the deal with tyler1?
@@jacqmarthy536 Have you seen the man?
@@AJRockets no. What did he do?
@@jacqmarthy536 He is insane (in the good way). Big dick energy, hardcore league of legends player (like top 0.1percent) , buff as a freight train and about as loud as one, highly entertaining streamer.
@@blubobo99 this channel doesn't seem to agree with you.
Never have I quickly rushed to see Sseth's video as quick like this before...
I guess I was just craving for his good, long and hard content already.
dude , you are gay 👎👎👎
@@iconiazeta ...
@@iconiazeta We're all gay here, friend
Giggity
same.. as soon as i seen it goin live.
Devs: "Please don't break our game again."
Players: "Please don't patch our game again."
Sseth: *"FUCK YOU ALL I'M EATING THE SKY"*
He isnt breaking the game he is just useing game mechanics kekw
I think it's a tad bit more accurate to state that sseth worked around the mechanics, and became god so hard that the devs had to invent other gods to counteract being god. Making a sandbox RPG with this much open endedness asks to be broken not because breaking it is something players should do, but because the option is made available. The fear is that Sseth is the omnipotent god of breaking games, finding every crack, and exploiting them all at the same time, and making the experience of being a deity well worth his time. Even the basic lava economy was likely patched out to prevent exploiting on a mass scale, and yet sseth pushed through anyways and laughed at the face of patchwork because, he could.
They kind of are patching out the fun bits. Y-know that thing about using precognition to reroll eater nectar? Yeah they patched that out in the beta. Between that and roleplay mode (non-permadeath which I play because, I want to play the fucking game) precognition is kind of pointless. It's a bit lame but, I get it. The real issue is that these kinds of games are inherently prone to being broken, and you have to allow a bit of it to be fun at all. If you want a lesson in why limiting player choice for balance sucks, look at the history of D&D 4E.
@@YukonHexsun The question is - are there mods that revert the lame changes and bring back the fun broken stuff? Because that's literally the only reason I would have to play the game.
>our game
Once you release it into the wilds to be played, it ceases to be entirely yours.
Learn to share, devs. The players are the reason why the game has any sales and attention directed towards it TO BEGIN WITH.
Sseth is the perfect beta tester for a game that has a working economy in it. Just let him loose onto the game and he'll find all the exploits within hours.
Nothing warms my heart more than hearing "Hey hey people"
The phrase 'Robbaz here' is another.
started my morning watching this video. it was like meeting an old friend as soon as you wake up
"Boil your water, then put it in the refrigerator so you can save it for when you want to make spaghetti quickly."
Sseth got me when he pronounced Queen “O-oh-ooo-Ah-Hoo-Ah’s” name in the Baboon native tongue.
Hes african
@@asmallphd9648 Sseth is our beloved Jewish African Warlord.
@@ChaplainRaziel01 Survived many rape storms a true war hero
The "make it 30% off you'll make so much more money" is so true. anytime I see anything for 10% off I just think "Why even bother putting it on sale then" and continue to not buy it
Japanese retailers base their prices on USA and Britain alone and often do bs like that, 60-80$ games discounted by 10%?? Wowiee!!!
"Ravings of a paranoid schizophrenic"
Shows Time-Cube
Well done, Sseth
He is buddy of sorts with fellow RUclipsr named Fredrik Knudsen
@@Venislovas Knudsen and Seth are also palls with Internet Historian. Great minds think alike
@@IronFreakV Based person in Based community
Well understanding the time cube is the endgame of artifacts in this game. Not even kidding.
No Terry? The smartest programmer who has ever lived? Fucking glow in the darks.
Calling seth a low effort troll is like saying warhammer is only a "little dark".
In the GrimTroll world there is only Sseth
@@IceFire1800 so this world?
@ thats insane but i don't remember asking
@ bro... who the fuck said anything about pronouns in 40k lol? Just because GW makes a deal with Marvel doesn't mean they suddenly get influenced by the worst side of said comics company. You need to chill a little.
@ Warhammer lore Quality was already really dependent on the writer anywho
after this video the devs locked the discord and said everyone from here is alt-right
Well shit! Guess I don't feel bad for having a *convenient* lack of Steam wallet funds, and *trying* the game.
Communism, ho!
They're not completely wrong.
I remember early Sseth too.
@Tech Priest well he's the leader of the trouser snakes child army. I support fash with sseth in command.
My leftist ass is insulted, although I get it.
I'm more of an alt-pop kinda guy though
Does anyone else rewatch Sseth's videos to wind down at the end of the day? So relaxing.
Yeah
Yeh
Yeh
To this day yes
the first location in the game is called Joppa. This is most likely a biblical reference, but it's also translated into Russian like "Ass". I don't know if this information is worth anything.
жопа
That's probably intentional.
Starting in Joppa is ass, so yes it's accurate. Real Quddites slum it with the apes and hermits.
@@gatekeeper333 лол жопа
Share secret with villagers of Sseth [+50 reputation]
"You share the true meaning of Joppa"
"High level Esper"
*Shows Steven Segal doing Aikido*
No, no he's got a point
"I'm just a cook," Casey said. Little did Tate know that he ate a lot of mutants for breakfast, buffing his stats and breaking the game system. ~Script for Under Siege (1992).
Finally, someone has the courage and pride as a human being to point the finger at the true menace of the world and shine the light of Truth on their atrocities. I am glad that this game is finally letting the world know of the horror that is The Banana
Hear hear. I despise bananas, they must be purged.
Soraka hater above
I, too, get my mouth wet when drinking water.
Banana's are Radioactive.
Dude you are right about the boss coming over and seeing the screen. My wife came by and asked why I am watching coding videos with a tank shooting missiles on the left side of the screen.😅
"You will be greeted as Aristocrat"
Internet Aristocrat.jpg
Dang what a reference.
Cancer is a bitch. He’s on twitter as QuarantinedCoof now since he got banned there as well,
@@scott_hunts What's crazier is Sseth is a quasi-expert on immunology as it relates to cancer, the kinds of issues Jim has had for a while fall directly into Sseth's wheelhouse.
@@TheSimpShow nah i think jims case is fubar
@@princesstinklepanties2720 It's indolent lymphoma, literally the slowest growing cancer with a life expectancy of 20+ years considering his age, and considering he was already thought to have an immunity issue, it's kind of coincidental, but also I am being hyperbolic.
@Andrew Craig Hopefully more fan-made content comes out till he's treated(Im told it's slow acting).
At first I was like "this looks kinda cool, like adventure-mode Dwarf Fortress".
But then, it hit me: Caves of Qud is transformation fetishism. You're supposed to become a mutant. It's sexless Corruption of Champions.
Note: Not saying that's a bad thing per se, but this explains why the dev reacted in such negative fashion. Caves of Qud is basically his/her playable fantasy.
Nothing says you can't mod sex in.
*You can always mod sex in.*
@@Malikyte13 or trials in tainted space. Although in my experience, that has an awful lot of women with dicks.
@@Chicopajiso What's wrong with futa?
And that is why I always play True Kin
"A low effort troll"?!
How offensive! Sseth is a VERY high effort troll!!
simp
He is very high low effort troll
Reading the discord he jumped into a fucked about on along with spam made him look more like a low-effort troll with sseth's pfp so it's rather unsurprising.
@@sirdigsalo1 speak fucking english please
@@itainteasywhenitshard7087 Basically sseth trolled on discord just like he trolled on the ES2 wiki, but this time they can immediately spot him instead of kicking him afterward.(his wiki account got banned after the vid got published)
Someone probably beat me to this but I went to the wiki for Nutty Putty Cave. The man who died was *far* from the first person to get stuck but he was stuck in such a way that he couldn’t get out without breaking a ton of bones. A rescue team even tried to get him but they couldn’t with a pulley system, and wouldn’t send anyone in due to the obvious added risk.
In a sort of memorial for him, an agreement was made with the wife to close the site permanently with his body sealed inside. The area above the spot was also blown up with explosives to cause a collapse that would hopefully bury him in the rubble.
Every time I remember this case, I get a sudden jolt of second-hand claustrophobia.
Tragic
the quivering worm in my skull did not like this.
@@jeremymontel6010I love being reminded of comments I made years ago lol
@ST0AT Sweet f*cking christmas me too, really badly.
"However, amputating your legs to replace them with a set of motorized tank treads is unfortunately an irreversible process"
Unfortunately?
The only reason I'd ever want to reverse that process is if I could upgrade them to hover jets.
But can you replace only your feet with tank treads to keep the upward mobility of your legs?
@@Pluto-og5nh thats just heelies with extra steps
Welcome to the adeptus mechanicus.
Singing the praises for this game then shitting up their discord is powerful chaotic neutral energy.
Please provide a link to the discord. I wanna "greet" the devs
@Joe Ç you can't anymore, they've deleted all their tweets until last year
@Joe Ç cope
@Joe Ç tell me the story i want to know
@Joe ÇCommunists? Are you one of 'those' people?
*_I was always amazed on how good you at breaking games especially on economics then I remembered you dodge the Oven_*
@A M the holocoust
@@AM-bf9tb sseth is jewish
@@bobbyfirmansyah8580 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@bobbyfirmansyah8580 is he actually Jewish?
@@trevor0245 yes.
This might be the greatest game I've seen that I absolutely never want to play.
I played for 7 minutes. That was enough.
Man when you named dropped CoQ in one of your earilier vids, I saw this coming.
Good to see you make a video on this game!
same. I love this game to death.
been waiting so long
cool game
big stinki man
I checked weekly if the video was out since the endless space review.
When he was thanking the merchant's guild with the merchant's guild reputation in the background I literally laughed out loud.
Would you like it if a woman stepped on your bowl of cereal?"
Don't answer that.
he knows us too well
artist name: rg
@@merukit It's always nice to know that if I ctrl+f for long enough, someone will always have the answer I'm looking for
“Imagine a world where life and death is solely decided by what you had for breakfast that morning.”
Stares at monster hunter world...
GLARES VIOLENTLY AT MONSTER HUNTER FREEDOM UNITE.
@@PaizuruInsanal hitbox flashbacks... i feel it like it was yesterday. It was a good pain.
@@PaizuruInsanal FUCK PLESIOTH
@@deadperson7333 fuck him indeed.
Have the devs forgotten you actually can play as the templars by using a certain mental mutation... Or that you can kill Q-Girl by turning her into a giant slug, thus removing the item that usually keeps her alive? 😈
Q-Girl and Otho are immortal because of main storyline reasons and so is Klanq, I believe Barathrum is immortal as well if memory serves me right.
@@tehrik0020
Barathrum is not
He usually dies to psychic hunters in my playthroughs
That's the thing, Q Girl isn't even "unkillable", she's just got an insurance item becuase she needs to be alive for some main story missions to be doable.
"would you like it if a WOMAN stepped in your cereal?
DON'T ANSWER THAT" i love the fucking regret of him asking that question
instant regret hahahaha love it and the anser for me is NO
I wouldn't like it.
I saw this and was searching for it and watched it at 2x Speed, and now the video sounds slowed, even tho it's normal.
It's the speed at which one line follows the other 😂
There's almost an INSTANT realization of; "I figured out what I just said, and I've just remembered the general mindset of who I've said it too"
Disgusting uncultured swine@@capperbuns
Their discord hates you, but you've brought more attention to this game than anyone else.
Talk about biting the hand that feeds
They hated Jesus even though he saved them from their sins
@@pedrothiagosimoes5832 So what we're implying is Sseth is Jesus... which sounds about right tbh
@@Equites279 I mean...Sseth himself said he's a Jewish like Jesus so...
@@exuvill5062 He is?! FUCKING ACE
The Comments Section doesn't care about you, but aggressive members will attack you.
You aren't welcome in their holy places.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
Th fuck? Did I come upon a cult comment or something? This is foreboding XD
@@Laughing_Dragon I'm 90% sure this is based on in game text for Cave of Qud for describing faction relations.
@@Titansfury1 If so, their discord is real irony.
Yeah... It's a big problem when edgelords (Sseth and followers) find other edgelords (The devs attempting to be inclusive) and then start to troll the other edgelords because they're edgy in a different fashion.
Shoutout to my peeps, if you got the slime playable race mod, you can kill Q-Girl with absorb.
Slime girls _and_ adding to the 41%? Well, sign me right the fuck up.
@@passingrando6457 obsessed
@@mrmac2340 Cope, seethe, dilate.
@@passingrando6457 if youre killing them, technically its not 41%
Based as fuck
Sseth: *Reviews a game*
Steam Reviews: "Hey, hey people"
This review, as much as it reminds me of Dwarf Fortress, might inspire me to overcome the old game and give this a try.
true
The Evenicle community still hasn't recuperated and you see Sseth circlejerks all over
As rightfully should be
@@GGorsty I tried to play dwarf fortress but it was hard. I felt like I had to pull up a guide for everything
"I recommend you play a mutant."
...
Shows Tyler1.
Based.
@Helios Sphere As He said, a Mutant
After all - "T1 built different!!!"
@Helios Sphere he looms like a pale super mutant from fallout
@Helios Sphere aka La Creatura
I love how much the discord probably hates him and he's the one whos gonna increase the amount of people who play by 100x single handedly.
Nah, you don't hate people for stuff like that, they just banned some rando that was spamming, they probably had a good laugh and unbanned him as soon as they saw this
@@SerechII you haven't been to the discord, have you?
@@SerechII they're fucking pronoun filled sjw commies. They have 0 sense of humor
Wow ok, lmao I was giving people I don't know more credit than that, that's childish af if they are actually angry over something like that
@@hxsjdbdjavs okay snowflake
>calls themselves purists
>replaces their natural bodies with cybernetic augmentations.
Literally the Mechanicus
Pure fucking metal
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...
Race purists, yes. It checks out.
@@kevinkerwin4118 no it does not. Mixing yourself with steel, oil n shit is the opposite of being pure.
"*strange tubes*"
(is actually a chair)
lmao
Strange Tubes that weigh 1 lb: probably a chair. Strange Tubes that weigh 30 lbs: probably a rocket launcher.
So, I just found this channel, and every single video seems like a sort of "seizure in a bottle". I need more of this.
yeah, it's fun :)
"Would you like it if a woman stepped in your cereal? Dont answer that" man knows the internet
That comment in the discord saying Sseth is a low effort troll. Excuse me guy, he's basically the highest-effort troll out there
Kinda weird how this is the only game Seeth reviewed where the developers took it so negatively.
This is how they treat the blessings of our African Warlord?
Edit: My shitty joke has started a war in the replies, just don't read it. You've been warned.
and call him a fashy
Sparkpoodle where’s the lie
That's cultural marxist for you
@@Mr_Spaghetti where is your proof?
Space Station 13 didnt go down well with the community
Gotta love how the devs try so hard to nerf any fun exploits so Sseth just finds more exploits.
Most of the fixes they make DO make sense. Meanwhile the new exploits make less sense than the last so it requires even more lateral thinking. I think it’s a good kind of antagonism.
I think some fun exploits should be left in, but if there's too much you can exploit then at a certain point it's left to the restraint of the player to decide whether they break the game or not.
"Do I want to cheese my way through with infinite money or do I want to play legit"
The devs are trying to remove the cheese. On the opposite end you have games like Kenshi who really just don't give a fuck what you do. There are tons of fucking ways to exploit the game to get what you want, and do shit unintended. The problem though is that a lot of players instinctively take the easy way out, or the most simple way through progression. Meaning that a lot of them will use the cheese, at least for their first few playthroughs.
@@sagehanson190 I think having cheese and the option to exploit it is important. Just as playing the game without cheese and having legitimate playthroughs be viable and fun is also great. Freedom of choice is great in general.
Anything that limits the player's freedom of choice too much inside a game makes me mad. By all means have consequences, but do not limit our freedom of choice.
Hard to have fun when you surgically remove parts of your body IRL but you aren't a real mutant so they never grow back.
I loved the fixed that makes it so you are prosecuted if you become too powerful, cause it lead to the possession of your prosecutor solution!
the video: *review Caves of Qud*
the comment section: *review the Caves of Qud devs*
and I'm enjoying the review
Never realized how many people were either hardcore commies or turbo racists lol
@@2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL Humanity: We are a Species of Morons.
@@AmaryInkawult they should take the sapiens out
@@2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL nah, our scientists are too narcissistic to do that.
"Tired of your tiny, feminine hands? GIANT HANDS!!!"
That's the dumbest joke in this whole video and it kills me every single fucking time!
The discord mods of this game are the exact opposite of seeth
you could say they are seething after the video was out
@@kekleon10 Seething or Ssething?
Those were the devs
@@kekleon10 Are they really?
Theyre something close to yandere dev mods. The type of people that embody the stereotype of discord mods/admins
"Super augmented race purists" is the most hilarious oxymoron ive ever heard lol
@VoxlKnight something something ecleticism and self contradictory nature of fascist ideologies something something
@@lukedufaur5368 seeing as it was written by a transformation-fetishist troon, the "critique" checks out
You really think people hell bent on genocide won’t make a deal with the devil?
@@ВиталяКекс-ц6е *insert Hydra joke here*
@@ВиталяКекс-ц6е
You don’t have to make a deal with anything to slaughter undesirables, just acknowledge that your actions taint your immortal soul and that after death there will be a price to pay. Which I guess I can see mechanically enhanced Templars who slaughter mutants doing.
Just saying, the mimics in qud can not only take the form of various objects or terrain, but various UI elements as well.
...I died.
… what…
That…that is evil. I like it.
No, seriously, what?
Oh. Oh no. Ooooooh no. That's evil. I kind of like that. Now, if only they hadn't removed so much cheese. If only... if only...
@@clyax113 basically mimics can apparently become certain UI thingies, meaning you can click on the UI, and be killed because it was a mimic… I think that’s what he’s saying.
For real though, True Kin Praetorian is by far the best starting race/class if you have no idea what you're doing. It's so tanky compared to all the others it's ridiculous. Save the awesome Mutant powers for when you actually understand the game's mechanics and threats. True Kin, my friends.
I thought so too. Kin start off with more stat points and get more skill points as well, while the cybernetics system is quite straightforward and you can't gimp yourself on the character creation screen so you can get accustomed with the games core mechanics more intimately. Mutants, on the other hand, they get weird and complicated out of the box. Mutations modify your attributes, scale off from certain attributes, have complex interactions with one another and the drawbacks for certain powers are unclear to those unfamiliar with the more advanced interplay of things. So yeah, Kin for beginner, Mutant for the enlightened lol.
24:45 imagine putting your girlfriend in a post apocalypse game and not even allowing to kill her.
Where there's a will there's a way
girlfriend? bold a claim
"girl" friend
Do you mean girlfriend(male)?
it's a grizzly bear
Seth is an actual blessing during quarantine.
Couldnt agree more
Seth is always a blessing
You guys still have Quarintine ?
Just go outside.
So true
"I Broke A Concrete wall,
I Lost A Concrete Friend."
You, Sir
Are a -fish- POET!
I just tried to join their discord, but left right before I was about to be let in. Reading the rules was absolutely hilarious. Their discord server is just Caves of Qud, but without the Caves of Qud. Its not even a CoQ Discord Server.
Thats 80% of indie game discord servers. Just degen echo chambers
@@DicFlair 80% of discord servers
How are you gonna make a game with Transhuman Racial Purists and Your OC girlfriend but not let people play as the bad guys.
Because as for now you can't join any faction at all.
@@Rauser142 Putus Templar couldn't be a starting choice? Seems a bit of reach given the depth and complexity of this game.
@@TheEngineerYTDS you can't join the cannibals or snapjaws either (both counted as factions in game) so what's your point are you looking for reasons to get upset?
@@Rauser142 Every dev seems to get cold feet when it comes to playing a bad guy faction or bad protagonist. Game would-be more interesting and could give more insight into the Templars.
@@Rauser142 I mean, it would be great to be able to start in any faction (DF is good at it)
Love getting the sudden urge to check youtube subs, then see new Sseth vid posted "6 seconds ago". Thanks for the neurological notification, Seth.
After this video came out the devs threw a collective shitfit on twitter.
What did they say?
@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 sseths community raided the discord essentially, and people got mad because they couldn’t kill an important quest giver
Devs are furry communists. Their deafult is sperging out
@Max RV given how the word nazi is thrown around all the time online and how on twitter one dev admits to being a literal communist. I don't think they are an accurate source on who is a nazi
@@Skullnaught yet you fucks call everyone on the left "communists". Bit hypcritical isn't it?
I swear, out of all the reviews sseth has done, this is 100% the best one to fall asleep to.
Gonna try rn