Daniel Sloss Is Not Macaulay Culkin - 2012

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  • Daniel Sloss wants to remind everyone that he is not Macaulay Culkin.
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    This stand up performance took place at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec in 2012.
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Комментарии • 176

  • @sarcasmxkate
    @sarcasmxkate 6 лет назад +1034

    Everyone in this comments section is complaining about how he needs new material not realizing this is 6 years old. 🙄🙄🙄

    • @mycollegeshirt
      @mycollegeshirt 5 лет назад +18

      this comment would have been hilarious if it was like, he is six years old.

    • @proverbialking3452
      @proverbialking3452 5 лет назад +3

      And also that he is 6 years old...

    • @Guydude79
      @Guydude79 4 года назад

      CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

    • @HNIN1973
      @HNIN1973 Год назад

      Needs more life experience is more like it

  • @Emkito
    @Emkito 5 лет назад +240

    His face never ages, it's only his arms

  • @jayfiverridesusa
    @jayfiverridesusa 6 лет назад +778

    For being so young, he sets up his jokes really well. He's damn funny!

    • @yaseminsahin3186
      @yaseminsahin3186 6 лет назад +8

      jayfiver rides : I saw him live in Vienna. Over the last months I've seen a few more famous comedians but he was the one I enjoyed the most, so far. He also takes his time to do pictures and engages with the audience during his shows. As a student that I am I have to keep my eye on the money but he wasn't expensive either. You should go see him 😊

    • @yellowcougar18
      @yellowcougar18 6 лет назад +9

      At the time of recording, 21. Now, he's 27.

    • @SherlocksAlwaysRight
      @SherlocksAlwaysRight 6 лет назад +6

      He says it within the first minute of the video.

  • @bangtansbae3985
    @bangtansbae3985 6 лет назад +704

    he *_finnnnneeeeee_*

  • @roraio
    @roraio 6 лет назад +248

    HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!

    • @Midnightslooks
      @Midnightslooks 6 лет назад +4

      roraio I met him once & he’s a lovely guy (but he really isn’t 😅)

  • @melissas4226
    @melissas4226 6 лет назад +211

    The reason people know it’s old: the arms, it’s all in the arms

  • @goldenscarecrow
    @goldenscarecrow 6 лет назад +450

    The sex talk/shaving talk misdirect seems like it should have shown up in a sitcom ages ago

  • @PlotTwists
    @PlotTwists 6 лет назад +66

    5:03 the guy on the left connected on a deep level LOL

    • @caitlinemarie3274
      @caitlinemarie3274 5 лет назад +7

      man, he looked like he was going through some things...

  • @emdareful
    @emdareful 6 лет назад +197

    This is a at LEAST 5 years old. Wish there were dates on these from the original year. Sloss is fun none the less.

  • @idontexist1129
    @idontexist1129 6 лет назад +234

    I've seen this set before. Never gets old

  • @marshalinehamismother
    @marshalinehamismother 6 лет назад +356

    Tends to be frowned upon, really

  • @shellymartin2784
    @shellymartin2784 6 лет назад +59

    “Like I know I’m bad in bed, but I don’t care, I’m already having sex with you. I’ve WON.” I started DYING

  • @rickh5683
    @rickh5683 6 лет назад +52

    I bet we hear a lot more from this young man in the future. He's a great writer. Well-constructed punch lines

  • @luciasanz4020
    @luciasanz4020 6 лет назад +73

    Just came from watching his netflix special.... amazing

    • @worldview7266
      @worldview7266 6 лет назад

      Lucia Sanz me too !! He is so smart !

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 6 лет назад +26

    😂😂😂😂Now I know why Daniel deleted all his old tweets today and said he used to say so many dumb things that he could get in trouble for but it just shows how he's evolved as a comedian.
    This is a 21 year old being brutally honest why not 😂

  • @muggedinmadrid
    @muggedinmadrid 6 лет назад +410

    he's a good looking boy.

    • @muggedinmadrid
      @muggedinmadrid 6 лет назад

      Which picture?

    • @ccookies3
      @ccookies3 6 лет назад

      That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard

    • @SnickasBah
      @SnickasBah 6 лет назад

      muggedinmadrid I’m in love

    • @ayanmustafe8967
      @ayanmustafe8967 5 лет назад +3

      Dont be a creep he is only 6 wtf dude

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 5 лет назад +1

      @@ayanmustafe8967 6 and a half actually.

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 года назад +2

    "Tends to be frowned upon reeeaalllyyy"
    I don't care how many times he repeats that joke I fucking love the way he says that.

  • @elinorf3220
    @elinorf3220 3 года назад +2

    “I don’t link my jokes, just take it” 😂

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg 2 года назад

      Ahh I couldn’t understand that part

  • @arnoldn.1114
    @arnoldn.1114 3 года назад +1

    Just found him on Netflix and at the same time found my best comedian

  • @emercycrite
    @emercycrite 6 лет назад +195

    God he's so HOT

    • @joydot.dot.dot.8040
      @joydot.dot.dot.8040 5 лет назад +2

      He’s a child

    • @ray3529
      @ray3529 4 года назад +3

      @@joydot.dot.dot.8040 I'm pretty sure he said he was 21

    • @mialevi1341
      @mialevi1341 4 года назад +3

      @@ray3529 It's a joke

    • @ray3529
      @ray3529 4 года назад

      @@mialevi1341 It was also a joke
      we can go on if you like

    • @barneyy6942
      @barneyy6942 4 года назад

      He's like that popular dude in a movie about high school.

  • @kshitiz.maurya
    @kshitiz.maurya 6 лет назад +58

    I wish the audience laughed a little more.

  • @TiocfaidharlaYmaoHyd
    @TiocfaidharlaYmaoHyd 6 лет назад +14

    I love Scotland. I love Daniel. Funny 😂 & Cute 😂 .

  • @kyliemac2897
    @kyliemac2897 6 лет назад +6

    Literally at an airport and this is the funniest thing

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 6 лет назад +13

    He's refreshing

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 года назад +1

    the tennis joke 😂😂😂

  • @annalisam9999
    @annalisam9999 6 лет назад +2

    I remember this sketch from somewhere else...still he's funny

  • @cornflower9258
    @cornflower9258 3 года назад +1

    He has such pretty eyes.

  • @ironbranch8175
    @ironbranch8175 5 лет назад +10

    5:03 front row dude in red shirt

  • @mariana4gymnastics
    @mariana4gymnastics 6 лет назад +128

    this is sooooo old

    •  6 лет назад +11

      6 years indeed

    • @ikeme84
      @ikeme84 6 лет назад +2

      yeah idd, But if you have a chance to see him perform live, do it. I've seen him live 3 years in a row now and he brings a completely new 1,5 hour show each year. He tours with Kai Humphries who has a half an hour show before him.

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 6 лет назад

      6 years is old? lol

    • @b4thepreposition
      @b4thepreposition 6 лет назад

      You can even tell by his clothes lol

  • @ResearchForMyself
    @ResearchForMyself Год назад

    He was 22 years old when doing this!

  • @chimchimcharoo56
    @chimchimcharoo56 5 лет назад +2

    can everyone stop complaining that he needs new material, he is six years old

  • @svetlanaandrasova6086
    @svetlanaandrasova6086 6 лет назад +1

    i think im in love,,,must be the fact that he is funny,humor really is sexy

  • @Breezy-bv9te
    @Breezy-bv9te 6 лет назад +1

    This kid was Good!! 👍👍👍

  • @brandonjeffers7164
    @brandonjeffers7164 6 лет назад +13

    He's not Culkin... He's the spawn of Culkin and Andrew from Chronicle lol

  • @bearthedevil9675
    @bearthedevil9675 6 лет назад +2

    why was he not getting more laughs hes funny as fuck

  • @arnabst159
    @arnabst159 5 лет назад

    love the intro 6 years ago

  • @catdeme454
    @catdeme454 6 лет назад +1

    Born Talent

  • @harveybritland3112
    @harveybritland3112 6 лет назад +58

    Crap audience... he's awesome though!

  • @LetsTakeItEsay
    @LetsTakeItEsay 6 лет назад +63

    Me:"oh a new Daniel Sloss video, let's see if his jokes changed and he has some new ones"
    *watches video*
    "Nope, still the same..."

    • @tatianatrono8489
      @tatianatrono8489 6 лет назад +38

      it's an old video!

    • @jazzjoules
      @jazzjoules 6 лет назад +4

      7 years old

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 6 лет назад +7

      I know right, and he never aged too. Maybe cause it's an old fucking video

    • @charlixxxx
      @charlixxxx 5 лет назад

      This is from seven years ago...

  • @osmanshah5046
    @osmanshah5046 6 лет назад +4

    there are some good looking dudes in that audiance

  • @MiracleWinchester
    @MiracleWinchester 4 года назад +1

    Okay wow he looks good

  • @kranglethecheeselord2602
    @kranglethecheeselord2602 4 года назад +3

    I thought this man was attractive but then I found out he wasn’t Macaulay Culkin

  • @sameermeighoo2492
    @sameermeighoo2492 5 лет назад +1

    Looking back at this old video I'm like damnnn....if Tom Hardy and Macaulay Culkin had a baby....lol 😂😛 I have

  • @Samuel115s
    @Samuel115s 6 лет назад +2

    He's cute 😊

  • @dahliaisaflower
    @dahliaisaflower 6 лет назад +13

    I'm 21 too.... And single lol

    • @dahliaisaflower
      @dahliaisaflower 6 лет назад +3

      s a k u n i damn it. I'm late lol

    • @EHowdy97
      @EHowdy97 6 лет назад +4

      It's only a 6 year difference now. That's not too bad

  • @Pippi-rippi
    @Pippi-rippi 6 лет назад

    I like him 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MorgaineRiddlePrince
    @MorgaineRiddlePrince 5 лет назад +1

    08/2019. Haya

  • @strawberriesandstuff6638
    @strawberriesandstuff6638 6 лет назад +4

    Hot, funny, cute accent. Yep he's a keeper.

    • @gmkar7766
      @gmkar7766 6 лет назад

      He's cute, but he admits in this set that he doesn't care about his partner's enjoyment in bed, and he makes sexist remarks. Not a keeper.

    • @tarekatorr
      @tarekatorr 5 лет назад

      @@gmkar7766 late to the party on this one, but uh... You do realize this is comedy, right?

  • @AA-ve5qp
    @AA-ve5qp 6 лет назад +5

    Damn I want Daniel Sloss to get a special but I really hope he doesn’t just reuse his old sets

    • @Wim2600
      @Wim2600 6 лет назад +5

      Lol Idk He doesn’t. I’ve seen him live 3 or 4 times now, and it’s a completely new show each time. This is just a 6-year-old video. 😊

    • @AA-ve5qp
      @AA-ve5qp 6 лет назад +3

      Wim Lammens that’s good to hear, it’s just that almost half of the clips that are uploaded online of him have the same material

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 4 года назад +1

      @@AA-ve5qp cause those were his strongest 5 ish minutes for a long time, i recently rewatched a lot of videos and you can watch his material evolve. That's the stuff he used to do when going around comedy festivals, that's why there's so many recordings of the same stuff slightly different all over the world. he currently has 2 amazing shows on netflix and most recently a HBO special

  • @ThePadmaj
    @ThePadmaj 5 лет назад

    Yeah yeah yeah- That's Daniel sloss by the way

  • @StevenDavisonYT
    @StevenDavisonYT 6 лет назад +13

    I ope this isn't actually a newly performed set because it's years old at this point and Daniel can do much better.

    • @sammurphy2825
      @sammurphy2825 6 лет назад +18

      seeing as in this he says he is 21 and he is currently 27 no its not recent

  • @Rhaphidophile
    @Rhaphidophile 5 лет назад

    He makes this joke a lot but I didn't think he looked like Macaulky until this specific video. He does look like him here.

  • @penelopepetite2228
    @penelopepetite2228 5 лет назад

    3:43 there's waldo

  • @imaginacioalpoder
    @imaginacioalpoder 5 лет назад +5

    he's so hot wow

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot Год назад

    Ironic how he’s supposedly the same height as adult Macaulay Culken 😝

  • @Captain_WingMan
    @Captain_WingMan 5 лет назад

    Culkin and Tosh's kid

  • @soynnyriagp3801
    @soynnyriagp3801 6 лет назад +3

    💛

  • @stephentalley7829
    @stephentalley7829 6 лет назад +7

    He’s kinda hot? Somehow

  • @midnightgrowler
    @midnightgrowler 6 лет назад +2

    Does anyone else keep getting distracted by the camera?

  • @libbyp.1631
    @libbyp.1631 5 лет назад +1

    my mom gave me the sex talk waiting in line for a water slide at Hawaiian falls, so that was a thing.

    • @melopsicodelia
      @melopsicodelia 5 лет назад

      Tell us more please, hahahaha, that sounds hilarious.

  • @robfab5204
    @robfab5204 6 лет назад

    This can't be from 2018. I've heard all of these jokes before. Still love this guy though

    • @tai2527
      @tai2527 5 лет назад +1

      The title says it’s from 2012 lol

  • @tonijackson6529
    @tonijackson6529 6 лет назад +4

    😂😊😂🤣😊

  • @valentinav8286
    @valentinav8286 5 лет назад +1

    He's so hot omg

  • @StephJ0seph
    @StephJ0seph 6 лет назад

    Lmao

  • @alejandro28rdz
    @alejandro28rdz 6 лет назад

    somebody phone the police.

  • @user-fg8it6kp3e
    @user-fg8it6kp3e 5 лет назад

    well there's a few jokes you couldn't make today.

  • @joshua5micka
    @joshua5micka 6 лет назад

    people who watch all his standups on RUclips for free: *I'VE SEEN THIS ALL BEFORE HE'S SO LAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
    people who fucking paid to see him live: **laughs**

  • @RegstarRogstar
    @RegstarRogstar 5 лет назад

    hes more of tom hardy blond lookalike than culkin tbh

  • @byron5306
    @byron5306 6 лет назад

    Not 21

  • @khuludk.3923
    @khuludk.3923 6 лет назад +1

    21???? 2018????

  • @parkerm5051
    @parkerm5051 6 лет назад +1

    Why are all his sets the sameee... I love him but still

  • @grafxtitan
    @grafxtitan 6 лет назад

    He needs to quit bein so nervous, he's got it otherwise.

    • @hwangnoeul
      @hwangnoeul 6 лет назад +2

      This is was like 6 years ago and he was just starting out

  • @BananaTheFancy
    @BananaTheFancy 6 лет назад +2

    Does he make any new stuff?

    • @BananaTheFancy
      @BananaTheFancy 6 лет назад +2

      I've seen this bit in atleast 4 different places

    • @worldfilledwithmore
      @worldfilledwithmore 6 лет назад +1

      This is from back when he was 21. Thus, old clip.

  • @shreyashahi2624
    @shreyashahi2624 4 года назад

    To be honest he looks better than Macaulay Culkin

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot Год назад

    A guy ending a set by saying he is NOT trying to hook up w/ female audience members 😆

  • @Katie-ws7xp
    @Katie-ws7xp 5 лет назад

    He looks like Collins Key if Collins Key had a more handsome brother

  • @rosyphoenix4984
    @rosyphoenix4984 5 лет назад +4

    after seeing his special last week, i'm happy he's gotten better with toxic masculinity :/

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ 6 лет назад +4

    Canadians don’t laugh ....

  • @xCakeBish
    @xCakeBish 6 лет назад +1

    Is he ever gonna make some new content?

    • @Wim2600
      @Wim2600 6 лет назад +1

      CakeBish - He tours with a new show every couple of years; I’ve been to 3 or 4 of his shows in the past 5 years.

    • @sarcasmxkate
      @sarcasmxkate 6 лет назад +5

      This is 6 years old.

  • @eamonwheatland4437
    @eamonwheatland4437 6 лет назад

    fuck this is old

  • @alexmacgregor7660
    @alexmacgregor7660 6 лет назад

    He needs new material this is like 5 years old! Come on Daniel sloss

  • @waterdavid1156
    @waterdavid1156 4 года назад

    Is he gay or is he just British?

  • @Uatemydoodle
    @Uatemydoodle 6 лет назад +7

    Either all the jokes are stolen or I've seen this guy before. I don't remember ever seeing him though...

    • @mdd050
      @mdd050 6 лет назад +38

      He did an extremely similar set on Conan a while back.

    • @Sab.86
      @Sab.86 6 лет назад +11

      And he’s been on live at the Apollo on BBC

    • @mdd050
      @mdd050 6 лет назад +2

      - - ...and his Conan set was about the same time.

  • @Rockerdude1312
    @Rockerdude1312 6 лет назад +1

    Liked the video, but thumbs down because it had asbsolutely nothing to do with the title

  • @Bleach2768
    @Bleach2768 6 лет назад

    Is that gay Irish guy from facts. In the front

  • @alexandrepiche5609
    @alexandrepiche5609 6 лет назад

    Too bad he's roading the same show since the beginning :/

  • @Gabriel-qu5fb
    @Gabriel-qu5fb 6 лет назад +5

    I love daniel sloss but he needs new jokes, some of these jokes has already been told by him months or a year ago.

    • @Chris-zo4vu
      @Chris-zo4vu 5 лет назад

      Yeahhhhhh the year is in the title

  • @gamenothx6827
    @gamenothx6827 5 лет назад

    funny i just don't like how he reuses jokes

  • @70maral
    @70maral 5 лет назад

    he always uses the same jokes...

  • @mustafasaifuddin7831
    @mustafasaifuddin7831 6 лет назад +2

    First

  • @LaTripper
    @LaTripper 5 лет назад

    I dont know how people stand such rude comedians

  • @tigsthefabs1563
    @tigsthefabs1563 6 лет назад

    Always makes the same jokes

  • @packingpineapple2141
    @packingpineapple2141 6 лет назад +22

    This is so cringy and terrible

  • @ColinLievens
    @ColinLievens 6 лет назад +8

    wow this guy is gross and misogynistic

    • @djkoz78
      @djkoz78 6 лет назад +6

      Fuck off

    • @gmkar7766
      @gmkar7766 6 лет назад +2

      Princesstaxiboy Colin Lievens At last, a sensible person. He is misogynistic.

    • @djkoz78
      @djkoz78 6 лет назад +1

      GM Kar fuck off it's JOKES!

    • @alpacajones
      @alpacajones 6 лет назад +1

      wow no one cares

    • @winterain17
      @winterain17 5 лет назад +1

      Couldn't be further from the truth but OK.

  • @ponedog
    @ponedog 6 лет назад +1

    Jesus christ. Get some new material!

  • @gmkar7766
    @gmkar7766 6 лет назад

    This is awful even for six years ago. He seems like a nasty guy.