I love that no matter how many videos/specials I watch of him, he barely (if EVER) repeats a joke. That is still so refreshing, and I adore him for it.
I dunno, I've heard the "My mum will always talk about the day she was blessed with me, gifted my sister, had my brother, and was diagnosed with the other one" skit and the "I was born in England, but I consider myself fully Scottish because my mum's an alcoholic and my dad's clinically obese" skit repeated in several different venues. Watch enough of any comedian and you'll hear their jokers repeated at least once. Sloss, as great as he is and as much as he deserves more coverage, just doesn't have as many specials and filmed stand-up gigs circulating the internet for it to be as noticeable as other comedians that spring to mind.
Finally someone teaching Americans how to pronounce 'TWAT' correctly. Don't know why, but hearing them constantly mispronounce 'twat' as 'twot' has always grated on my nerves.
Twot sounds better tho. Twat just doesnt sound like a bad word twot on the other hand sounds much more vulgar. Also the word twat regardless of pronunciation is a pretty uncommon insult in usa. Its usually used to actually refer to a pussy opposed to calling someone a twat.
@@LokkerG we created the language we are English from England speaking the English language... we prouncounce words as they are meant to be said in this language... the Americans only adopted it because bless the yanks but they couldn't come up with one on their own it's like with wars they've never won a war in their own before
I like that he clarified "twat." I've been confused by Americans saying it weird, with a long A that Americans are usually opposed to, and this was helpful.
Yeah, I’m Irish Australian. But sometimes you just forget that you are even swearing. You’re not trying to swear, you’re not angry, it’s just part of your language. Sometimes there isn’t any better descriptive or emotive word to fit in there. Somebody could say to me stop swearing and I would probably take a while to figure out when i did because it’s basically automatic and subconscious
It's the only offensive word you have, and it's only offensive because your doing it so FUCKING WRONG! That line killed me, love you Dan your so freaking funny and awesome love ya stuff!
@@georgecaplin9075 Cos RUclips is owned by Google a US company. Remember what daniel said in the video. They're so offended by it even the computer generated subs gets offended.
Daniel Sloss is brilliant. As a first generation (embarrassed) American, he's spot-on about the USA. But, Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too, as are the French. I highly recommend his book!
"Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too" Hahaha, yes, as a ½ Eastern European 2nd gen American I can confirm it's basically just sentence punctuation at this point 😂
How does EVERY joke make me laugh, he never misses once, I might not laugh at a few jokes with other comedians but every joke he makes at least makes me laugh a bit.
i saw this yesterday in Melbourne and was in actual tears. the whole show was just amazing. The only thing is that I was laughing so hard that I was struggling to breathe and catch my breath properly. in this climate....coughing is possibly the worst thing you can do, but I just opted for chest pain instead. thank you for an amazing night
Thanks for mentioning Aussies. Our code of the C-Bomb is highly regarded as it is a verb, noun, pro-noun, adjective, adverbial, title and can be used in first, second and third tense!
I'd just like to say thank you to Daniel for making my day @ work last Friday Reading your comments on some of the signed pages of your book made my Friday.
I'm surprised no one got offended about the Syria joke considering how much they rEsPeCt tHiEr tRoOpS but then again these people must be familiar with Sloss' work and knew what to expect
I have seen Daniel's videos I think 3 years ago and I haven't seen him since and it was so surprising how strong his Scottish accent got with time. I could barely notice it in his old videos.
I'll start saying twat correctly... I feel like there is a growing group of people who swear and understand it's just language flavoring to keep the conversation lively and not something to be offended by. Or, I've surround myself with the correct people.
I feel like age and region has to do with it. I’m from New England and maybe this is regional bias, but I feel like we swear more than other Americans? I only know a few people who don’t tolerate swears, all over the age of 50. I don’t know anyone younger who’d be put off by a swear, with the exception of cunt. I know a few people who hate that word, but I think that just makes them cunts.
Funny, I was born in Scotland but grew up in Canada and we were allowed to swear at the dinner table. It was just an adjective to emphasis something. Also, I learned the word cunt from my mom and shite was one of my first words, ha!
@@messinalyle4030 I am aware. I am hard of hearing so I can hear him still talking when the "subtitles" drop off for 10 seconds at a time and at the peak of the jokes. Good times. Maybe I should've specified useful subtitles. My reply might seem mad, but I'm just disappointed cus I wanted to see it.
@@pavilion3064 No worries. I'm sure I would be disappointed as well if I were deaf or hard of hearing. RUclips could really stand to do better in the accessibility department.
I too have colorful language lol I loooove the word fvck. It’s just so versatile… I can’t understand how I’ve never seen or heard of you until today. Glad I stumbled across you 😄 you’re hilarious 😁
This is so recognizable! Here in the Netherlands people say 'shit' all the time. It's the most normal thing in the world. Why would the equivalent of 'poop' be offending? But no in America 'Goddamnit' is extremely polite while 'shit' is like cursing someone's religion. 😂😂 Sorry, bad example for a Daniel Sloss show, I know he's an atheist. But still, you get my point.
Meh . . . "extremely polite" is a bit of an exaggeration, I think. But yeah, I do get your point--"shit" is considered more offensive than "goddamnit."
As much as I agree with him, largely, the East Coast accents do exist and, from experience, roughly 1 of 4 words out of their mouths are swears. Many of which are just a down right impressive stream of invective.
I wonder if that’s because a higher population of the east coast would be more likely to be migrants or descendants of people from Scotland England Ireland and Wales.
@@conors4430 Very late reply on my end, but search "Accent Daddy" and look for a Wired video of a bearded man breaking down the accents of the U.S. by region. ITs very interesting!
As a Hungarian, who lives in the UK I am proud to say, that we beat all English speaking nations in swearing, simply because of all the slight variatons of words and the sheer amount of swear words we use in a daily basis. 🤣 It took me a bit of a time after I moved to the UK, to sewer less, because it offended even the English ppl around me. 😳😅🤣 In a normal sentence, every second word can be a swear word in Hungarian lol😅
As an Australian I felt a small swell of pride at being recognised as a nation of competent swearers by a Scotsman
Right there with you on that one
Fuck yeah 🤣 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
@@wazzasworld4531 OI OI OI!!!!
I fucking felt the same
Being Irish, same
"because you're happy because you're stupid"
I love this man
Maybe the most Scottish sentence I’ve ever heard
i missed this. daniel, offending people by stating facts, we love to see it
Fucking killed it 😂😂
How is it offensive tho
Tried to discover him, mostly old facts, and also facts that have been taboo for I dunno how long. Hence, but, I'm not laughing
@@dEFT07Itd ok.
@@dEFT07Itd Can you post an English translation?
sometimes i watch him and forget he's trying to be a comedian, he's so effortlessly funny its like watching a high stakes ted talk
Have you seen Daniel's TED talk? It was brilliant. I'm not joking the man has actually given a TED talk.
@@nickball4071 LINK PLEASE
@@nickball4071 I know, he is quite a genius. He has obviously inherited his parents' intellect but used it to cultivate comedy which it truly needed
this is it
He's boring
That drumming with swearing part is a masterpiece, thank you, I love you.
Look, something shiny🧐
The audio gets better. Stick with it. Funny.
Even if it didn’t... I would’ve stayed in in till the end!
"Noooooooooooooooooo!" - me, when the clip ended.
OMG SAME!
oh my god, you're right... That was terrible...
same
Elongated vowel. 🤔
A scotsman complimenting an englishman is almost unheard of. For the first time I'm proud to be English
not gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be a compilation of Sloss swearing and I was quite excited, but then it wasn't and I was not disappointed
"By a coUNTry mile"
Superb Mr Sloss, surperb.
I love that no matter how many videos/specials I watch of him, he barely (if EVER) repeats a joke. That is still so refreshing, and I adore him for it.
No one cares
@@samhowl1152 You do, apparently :)
@@Annele555 hey Ann, that was about as clever as the other popular 5th grade joke, " your momma"
@@samhowl1152 Aw, you're funny! :)
I dunno, I've heard the "My mum will always talk about the day she was blessed with me, gifted my sister, had my brother, and was diagnosed with the other one" skit and the "I was born in England, but I consider myself fully Scottish because my mum's an alcoholic and my dad's clinically obese" skit repeated in several different venues. Watch enough of any comedian and you'll hear their jokers repeated at least once. Sloss, as great as he is and as much as he deserves more coverage, just doesn't have as many specials and filmed stand-up gigs circulating the internet for it to be as noticeable as other comedians that spring to mind.
“High five..no different hand” 😂😂
jokes on you twat, I'm left handed!
@@fancifulconcept wow that's offensive
@@fancifulconcept High five. I'm left handed too.
It's always fun when a comedian makes me laugh and hurts my feelings simultaneously.
I’m so glad I can speak English. This is exactly the kind of content I desperately wanted to be able to understand before I started studying it .
Im hoping your studies have born fruits.
Jesus this was cathartic to watch as a Scotsman living in the US 😂
Finally someone teaching Americans how to pronounce 'TWAT' correctly. Don't know why, but hearing them constantly mispronounce 'twat' as 'twot' has always grated on my nerves.
Mate it's so fucken nippy when I hear americans say twat it genuinely gets me raging beyond belief
Its doesnt matter. Everyone in the world pronounces identical words differently
@@nickpagano7134 I've heard an English person say methane, and I tense up almost as much as someone would tense up hearing twat mispronounced.
Twot sounds better tho. Twat just doesnt sound like a bad word twot on the other hand sounds much more vulgar. Also the word twat regardless of pronunciation is a pretty uncommon insult in usa. Its usually used to actually refer to a pussy opposed to calling someone a twat.
@@LokkerG we created the language we are English from England speaking the English language... we prouncounce words as they are meant to be said in this language... the Americans only adopted it because bless the yanks but they couldn't come up with one on their own it's like with wars they've never won a war in their own before
I like that he clarified "twat." I've been confused by Americans saying it weird, with a long A that Americans are usually opposed to, and this was helpful.
@@leslys6205 An hour long video? Twat.
"it's like visiting the dodo's" always makes me crack up
Over confident idiots lmao
So glad I asked for the reminder so RUclips could be like, "Oh, yeah, this happened 4 hours ago" lol
yes finally a new show i can bug my friends again
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Yeah, I’m Irish Australian. But sometimes you just forget that you are even swearing. You’re not trying to swear, you’re not angry, it’s just part of your language. Sometimes there isn’t any better descriptive or emotive word to fit in there. Somebody could say to me stop swearing and I would probably take a while to figure out when i did because it’s basically automatic and subconscious
Sloss has been one of my favorite comedians for a long time. This just helps to cement that further
As an American… I loved every second of this. Because he’s right.
It's the only offensive word you have, and it's only offensive because your doing it so FUCKING WRONG!
That line killed me, love you Dan your so freaking funny and awesome love ya stuff!
Irish woman here, fecking class
If you watch it with automatically generated subtitles, it adds another layer to the comedy by censoring swear words.
“ I twatted the [_] in the [_] “ I laughed so hard 😂
Gets right on my nerves. He clearly says it in the video, no attempt at censorship, then people relying on the subtitles get excluded.
@@georgecaplin9075 Cos RUclips is owned by Google a US company. Remember what daniel said in the video. They're so offended by it even the computer generated subs gets offended.
I need that drum kit as a setting on an electric keyboard
Daniel Sloss is brilliant. As a first generation (embarrassed) American, he's spot-on about the USA. But, Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too, as are the French. I highly recommend his book!
Even us swedes are good at swearing and we're usually considered as "polite", "well spoken" and "reserved"
"Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too"
Hahaha, yes, as a ½ Eastern European 2nd gen American I can confirm it's basically just sentence punctuation at this point 😂
I realised I have watched this A LOT over the past few days when i started quoting it in time...I still laugh and enjoy it every single time
I love how direct and bold your comedy is. It’s as refreshing as it is hilarious.
How does EVERY joke make me laugh, he never misses once, I might not laugh at a few jokes with other comedians but every joke he makes at least makes me laugh a bit.
You just cured my depression for the night. So bless you.
I read that as "you just cursed ny depression " and I got confused 🤣
Omg I just died with laughter. I can't wait to see you perform again (in Ghent, hopefully) !!!!!!
Love from France
SLOSS SAVES 2020
i saw this yesterday in Melbourne and was in actual tears. the whole show was just amazing.
The only thing is that I was laughing so hard that I was struggling to breathe and catch my breath properly. in this climate....coughing is possibly the worst thing you can do, but I just opted for chest pain instead.
thank you for an amazing night
This made me completely forget what a shitty day I had- and will likely have tomorrow. I’m laughing too hard to care, THANK YOU!
“Free Serotonin” - Daniel Sloss 2019
Thanks for mentioning Aussies. Our code of the C-Bomb is highly regarded as it is a verb, noun, pro-noun, adjective, adverbial, title and can be used in first, second and third tense!
I got to see this bit tonight, and many more, at his liveshow in Amsterdam! My god what a brilliant man!
I'd just like to say thank you to Daniel for making my day @ work last Friday Reading your comments on some of the signed pages of your book made my Friday.
I'm surprised no one got offended about the Syria joke considering how much they rEsPeCt tHiEr tRoOpS but then again these people must be familiar with Sloss' work and knew what to expect
@@leslys6205 I live for chaos so no thankyou
it seems like you don’t know americans
It in L. A. Didnt u realise it was in L. A.? (read: its a country all on their own)
You do know that all Americans don't think alike right? You sound just like the people you are making fun of.
Was that eight minutes?! I WANT MOREEEE
God he's so fucking talented.
I keep rewatching his videos his humor is so entertaining and educational 🤣🤣🤣
WE WANT THE SHOW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE!
I'm very happy that we Australians were mentioned in this, swearing is normal here, it's kinda scene as weird if you don't swear.
I have seen Daniel's videos I think 3 years ago and I haven't seen him since and it was so surprising how strong his Scottish accent got with time. I could barely notice it in his old videos.
I'll start saying twat correctly... I feel like there is a growing group of people who swear and understand it's just language flavoring to keep the conversation lively and not something to be offended by. Or, I've surround myself with the correct people.
They're just fucking words. I haven't met anyone worth hanging around with that gets offended by words.
I feel like age and region has to do with it. I’m from New England and maybe this is regional bias, but I feel like we swear more than other Americans? I only know a few people who don’t tolerate swears, all over the age of 50. I don’t know anyone younger who’d be put off by a swear, with the exception of cunt. I know a few people who hate that word, but I think that just makes them cunts.
I wonder how many of the people who complain about "political correctness" happen to get upset at swear words.
Funny, I was born in Scotland but grew up in Canada and we were allowed to swear at the dinner table. It was just an adjective to emphasis something. Also, I learned the word cunt from my mom and shite was one of my first words, ha!
i just found this master of art on netflix and i need mooooooooore
those netflix specials are 3 years old by now
You Daniel, are absolutly amazing! :D
The bit about Syria was hilarious
YES. I need this so much
I would add that the NY accent works. I am from NY, our state bird is "The Finger"
As a Scottish guy who has a few mates from NYC.
I definitely agree! You've got quick swearing rhythms down to an art.
Daniel seems to be strongarming his way into the "awkward chair phase" of standup comedy
Oh how I wish this had subtitles! Loved the specials so much!
It does. They aren't always very reliable, though.
@@messinalyle4030 I am aware. I am hard of hearing so I can hear him still talking when the "subtitles" drop off for 10 seconds at a time and at the peak of the jokes. Good times.
Maybe I should've specified useful subtitles.
My reply might seem mad, but I'm just disappointed cus I wanted to see it.
@@pavilion3064 No worries. I'm sure I would be disappointed as well if I were deaf or hard of hearing. RUclips could really stand to do better in the accessibility department.
@@messinalyle4030 Thank you for understanding =)
@@pavilion3064 You're welcome. :)
Thank god for sloss.
As an American, I love when people from other countries call this country out for what it is.
Smart and very funny. I subscribed Netflix just to occasionally watch his stand ups.
Get slossed sounds like a bad word
I’ve missed Daniel’s stand up!!
Nice to see you again. Good going!
Yes Sloss!
Can’t wait for the new show
"Twat is like a rejected Teletubby." 😁😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
best birthday present ever
happy birthday!!
@@ShayanAli999 thank you!
Happy birthday!
You are so fucking good at this, really hope there will be another netflix Special soon!
March 2020: "You've been through tough times." Not wrong, but not flattered by hindsight.
That Syria joke fucking killed me
The NEWS! It gets me every time
I too have colorful language lol
I loooove the word fvck.
It’s just so versatile…
I can’t understand how I’ve never seen or heard of you until today. Glad I stumbled across you 😄 you’re hilarious 😁
Brilliant, just brilliant!
i love this guy!!
And the award for Last Thing I Thought Would Remind of THe King's Speech goes to...
I feel that COVID has led to a slightly softer version so we can escape the rollercoaster, if only for an hour or so. Highly recommended!!!!
Went to see him live in Darwin, never laughed so loud for so long
Oh I know what m gonna watch in 93 minutes
Never heard of you before, what a friggin genius. I noticed it's only podcasts as of late on the channel. Would love to see more vids and live on day!
Look up his skit about going to the zoo and meeting the penguins. A MUST watch 😁
WHATTE PLEASNT SURPRISE!
This is fantastic. Yay.
Brilliant!
This is amazing.
It was fucken cool seeing him live and he's fucken nice.
AMAZING!
No point in wondering if this video is demonetised 😂 Thanks for uploading. Great stuff!
You should add "Introdiction to..." and "educational" to the title.
Oh snap! Let’s do this!
Glad I found you!
Go to the tour website. Go to 'Filter by region' and select 'US + CANADA'
"No shows in this region." ............. yeah, that makes sense... :( .....
This is so recognizable!
Here in the Netherlands people say 'shit' all the time. It's the most normal thing in the world. Why would the equivalent of 'poop' be offending?
But no in America 'Goddamnit' is extremely polite while 'shit' is like cursing someone's religion. 😂😂
Sorry, bad example for a Daniel Sloss show, I know he's an atheist. But still, you get my point.
Meh . . . "extremely polite" is a bit of an exaggeration, I think. But yeah, I do get your point--"shit" is considered more offensive than "goddamnit."
This is incredible 😂
As much as I agree with him, largely, the East Coast accents do exist and, from experience, roughly 1 of 4 words out of their mouths are swears. Many of which are just a down right impressive stream of invective.
I wonder if that’s because a higher population of the east coast would be more likely to be migrants or descendants of people from Scotland England Ireland and Wales.
@@conors4430 Very late reply on my end, but search "Accent Daddy" and look for a Wired video of a bearded man breaking down the accents of the U.S. by region. ITs very interesting!
I really enjoyed this.
He Did this (more or less) routine at Critical Role Live London, 2023. Very funny!
I fucking died laughing at the highest death rate of children bit. So goddam accurate and hilarious and fucking sad.
Well, better take care of the problem before it can even start right 😂😂 Dwl
Its all the Germanic roots that make all the difference.
found the rest of the bit. hilarious
As a Scotswoman I'm crying with laughter 😂😂
As a Hungarian, who lives in the UK I am proud to say, that we beat all English speaking nations in swearing, simply because of all the slight variatons of words and the sheer amount of swear words we use in a daily basis. 🤣 It took me a bit of a time after I moved to the UK, to sewer less, because it offended even the English ppl around me. 😳😅🤣 In a normal sentence, every second word can be a swear word in Hungarian lol😅
Brilliant.
Glad to finally see new material from my future husband
Mooood
Fantastic Dan the actually had me loling 🤣🤣