Daniel Sloss - SWEARING (Largo, LA - March 2020)

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  • @jaymiddleton772
    @jaymiddleton772 3 года назад +2978

    As an Australian I felt a small swell of pride at being recognised as a nation of competent swearers by a Scotsman

  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf 3 года назад +982

    "because you're happy because you're stupid"
    I love this man

    • @zeusmultirotor8479
      @zeusmultirotor8479 7 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe the most Scottish sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @neivilde.1242
    @neivilde.1242 3 года назад +1968

    i missed this. daniel, offending people by stating facts, we love to see it

    • @ManTheComedian
      @ManTheComedian 3 года назад +11

      Fucking killed it 😂😂

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 3 года назад +2

      How is it offensive tho

    • @dEFT07Itd
      @dEFT07Itd 2 года назад

      Tried to discover him, mostly old facts, and also facts that have been taboo for I dunno how long. Hence, but, I'm not laughing

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 2 года назад

      @@dEFT07Itd ok.

    • @laurahall3094
      @laurahall3094 Год назад +2

      ​@@dEFT07Itd Can you post an English translation?

  • @fridaysyay
    @fridaysyay 3 года назад +1159

    sometimes i watch him and forget he's trying to be a comedian, he's so effortlessly funny its like watching a high stakes ted talk

    • @nickball4071
      @nickball4071 3 года назад +33

      Have you seen Daniel's TED talk? It was brilliant. I'm not joking the man has actually given a TED talk.

    • @SpeciallyShirly
      @SpeciallyShirly 3 года назад

      @@nickball4071 LINK PLEASE

    • @fridaysyay
      @fridaysyay 3 года назад +15

      @@nickball4071 I know, he is quite a genius. He has obviously inherited his parents' intellect but used it to cultivate comedy which it truly needed

    • @ltfrmhvn00
      @ltfrmhvn00 3 года назад

      this is it

    • @nickpagano7134
      @nickpagano7134 3 года назад +2

      He's boring

  • @Summer-birds
    @Summer-birds 3 года назад +476

    That drumming with swearing part is a masterpiece, thank you, I love you.

    • @samhowl1152
      @samhowl1152 3 года назад +1

      Look, something shiny🧐

  • @travissmith7572
    @travissmith7572 3 года назад +401

    The audio gets better. Stick with it. Funny.

    • @xiomara5147
      @xiomara5147 3 года назад +12

      Even if it didn’t... I would’ve stayed in in till the end!

  • @patrik5123
    @patrik5123 3 года назад +462

    "Noooooooooooooooooo!" - me, when the clip ended.

  • @beatz9566
    @beatz9566 3 года назад +103

    A scotsman complimenting an englishman is almost unheard of. For the first time I'm proud to be English

  • @abelmorgan3972
    @abelmorgan3972 3 года назад +235

    not gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be a compilation of Sloss swearing and I was quite excited, but then it wasn't and I was not disappointed

  • @katehickey5981
    @katehickey5981 3 года назад +54

    "By a coUNTry mile"
    Superb Mr Sloss, surperb.

  • @Annele555
    @Annele555 3 года назад +204

    I love that no matter how many videos/specials I watch of him, he barely (if EVER) repeats a joke. That is still so refreshing, and I adore him for it.

    • @samhowl1152
      @samhowl1152 3 года назад

      No one cares

    • @Annele555
      @Annele555 3 года назад +8

      @@samhowl1152 You do, apparently :)

    • @samhowl1152
      @samhowl1152 3 года назад

      @@Annele555 hey Ann, that was about as clever as the other popular 5th grade joke, " your momma"

    • @Annele555
      @Annele555 3 года назад +8

      @@samhowl1152 Aw, you're funny! :)

    • @smockboy
      @smockboy 3 года назад +5

      I dunno, I've heard the "My mum will always talk about the day she was blessed with me, gifted my sister, had my brother, and was diagnosed with the other one" skit and the "I was born in England, but I consider myself fully Scottish because my mum's an alcoholic and my dad's clinically obese" skit repeated in several different venues. Watch enough of any comedian and you'll hear their jokers repeated at least once. Sloss, as great as he is and as much as he deserves more coverage, just doesn't have as many specials and filmed stand-up gigs circulating the internet for it to be as noticeable as other comedians that spring to mind.

  • @sarraf2009
    @sarraf2009 3 года назад +339

    “High five..no different hand” 😂😂

    • @fancifulconcept
      @fancifulconcept 3 года назад +5

      jokes on you twat, I'm left handed!

    • @nitishsaxena1372
      @nitishsaxena1372 3 года назад +1

      @@fancifulconcept wow that's offensive

    • @wanderer3561
      @wanderer3561 3 года назад +1

      @@fancifulconcept High five. I'm left handed too.

  • @shediwarelapis
    @shediwarelapis 3 года назад +126

    It's always fun when a comedian makes me laugh and hurts my feelings simultaneously.

  • @annalisamancinelli51
    @annalisamancinelli51 3 года назад +133

    I’m so glad I can speak English. This is exactly the kind of content I desperately wanted to be able to understand before I started studying it .

    • @NathanEllisBodi
      @NathanEllisBodi 7 месяцев назад

      Im hoping your studies have born fruits.

  • @gordonhendry3549
    @gordonhendry3549 3 года назад +96

    Jesus this was cathartic to watch as a Scotsman living in the US 😂

  • @vespien2056
    @vespien2056 3 года назад +200

    Finally someone teaching Americans how to pronounce 'TWAT' correctly. Don't know why, but hearing them constantly mispronounce 'twat' as 'twot' has always grated on my nerves.

    • @brandylove0299
      @brandylove0299 3 года назад +2

      Mate it's so fucken nippy when I hear americans say twat it genuinely gets me raging beyond belief

    • @nickpagano7134
      @nickpagano7134 3 года назад

      Its doesnt matter. Everyone in the world pronounces identical words differently

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG 3 года назад +1

      @@nickpagano7134 I've heard an English person say methane, and I tense up almost as much as someone would tense up hearing twat mispronounced.

    • @notmyname9625
      @notmyname9625 3 года назад +2

      Twot sounds better tho. Twat just doesnt sound like a bad word twot on the other hand sounds much more vulgar. Also the word twat regardless of pronunciation is a pretty uncommon insult in usa. Its usually used to actually refer to a pussy opposed to calling someone a twat.

    • @dday9189
      @dday9189 3 года назад +7

      @@LokkerG we created the language we are English from England speaking the English language... we prouncounce words as they are meant to be said in this language... the Americans only adopted it because bless the yanks but they couldn't come up with one on their own it's like with wars they've never won a war in their own before

  • @kite-flying_potato
    @kite-flying_potato 3 года назад +50

    I like that he clarified "twat." I've been confused by Americans saying it weird, with a long A that Americans are usually opposed to, and this was helpful.

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 2 года назад +45

    "it's like visiting the dodo's" always makes me crack up

    • @ciel1083
      @ciel1083 Год назад

      Over confident idiots lmao

  • @OGimouse1
    @OGimouse1 3 года назад +67

    So glad I asked for the reminder so RUclips could be like, "Oh, yeah, this happened 4 hours ago" lol

  • @Charlie-xd6vq
    @Charlie-xd6vq 3 года назад +120

    yes finally a new show i can bug my friends again

    • @rosyk.6317
      @rosyk.6317 3 года назад +3

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @conors4430
    @conors4430 3 года назад +29

    Yeah, I’m Irish Australian. But sometimes you just forget that you are even swearing. You’re not trying to swear, you’re not angry, it’s just part of your language. Sometimes there isn’t any better descriptive or emotive word to fit in there. Somebody could say to me stop swearing and I would probably take a while to figure out when i did because it’s basically automatic and subconscious

  • @blockchainprofessor.x
    @blockchainprofessor.x 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sloss has been one of my favorite comedians for a long time. This just helps to cement that further

  • @Winterborn5
    @Winterborn5 3 года назад +5

    As an American… I loved every second of this. Because he’s right.

  • @dunkbuscusgaming7016
    @dunkbuscusgaming7016 3 года назад +158

    It's the only offensive word you have, and it's only offensive because your doing it so FUCKING WRONG!
    That line killed me, love you Dan your so freaking funny and awesome love ya stuff!

  • @micheleheddane3804
    @micheleheddane3804 7 месяцев назад +4

    Irish woman here, fecking class

  • @hidyg9437
    @hidyg9437 3 года назад +185

    If you watch it with automatically generated subtitles, it adds another layer to the comedy by censoring swear words.

    • @camilabartoli8761
      @camilabartoli8761 3 года назад +6

      “ I twatted the [_] in the [_] “ I laughed so hard 😂

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 3 года назад +2

      Gets right on my nerves. He clearly says it in the video, no attempt at censorship, then people relying on the subtitles get excluded.

    • @CrazyInWeston
      @CrazyInWeston 3 года назад +10

      @@georgecaplin9075 Cos RUclips is owned by Google a US company. Remember what daniel said in the video. They're so offended by it even the computer generated subs gets offended.

  • @thomasgilby4597
    @thomasgilby4597 3 года назад +63

    I need that drum kit as a setting on an electric keyboard

  • @yrtnook
    @yrtnook Год назад +5

    Daniel Sloss is brilliant. As a first generation (embarrassed) American, he's spot-on about the USA. But, Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too, as are the French. I highly recommend his book!

    • @moondaughter1004
      @moondaughter1004 Год назад +2

      Even us swedes are good at swearing and we're usually considered as "polite", "well spoken" and "reserved"

    • @elizabethclairewolfrosenda3391
      @elizabethclairewolfrosenda3391 7 месяцев назад

      "Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too"
      Hahaha, yes, as a ½ Eastern European 2nd gen American I can confirm it's basically just sentence punctuation at this point 😂

  • @brendanhart517
    @brendanhart517 3 года назад +8

    I realised I have watched this A LOT over the past few days when i started quoting it in time...I still laugh and enjoy it every single time

  • @HuckleBearerTheRhymeSlinger
    @HuckleBearerTheRhymeSlinger 3 года назад +23

    I love how direct and bold your comedy is. It’s as refreshing as it is hilarious.

  • @infamous8131
    @infamous8131 3 года назад +27

    How does EVERY joke make me laugh, he never misses once, I might not laugh at a few jokes with other comedians but every joke he makes at least makes me laugh a bit.

  • @buttercup5196
    @buttercup5196 3 года назад +22

    You just cured my depression for the night. So bless you.

    • @cejayidc
      @cejayidc Год назад

      I read that as "you just cursed ny depression " and I got confused 🤣

  • @teachmeenglish2201
    @teachmeenglish2201 3 года назад +12

    Omg I just died with laughter. I can't wait to see you perform again (in Ghent, hopefully) !!!!!!
    Love from France

  • @Aidan-jj6ob
    @Aidan-jj6ob 3 года назад +33

    SLOSS SAVES 2020

  • @cezza180
    @cezza180 3 года назад +17

    i saw this yesterday in Melbourne and was in actual tears. the whole show was just amazing.
    The only thing is that I was laughing so hard that I was struggling to breathe and catch my breath properly. in this climate....coughing is possibly the worst thing you can do, but I just opted for chest pain instead.
    thank you for an amazing night

  • @janetjames4216
    @janetjames4216 3 года назад +22

    This made me completely forget what a shitty day I had- and will likely have tomorrow. I’m laughing too hard to care, THANK YOU!

  • @jsmarty1
    @jsmarty1 3 года назад +9

    “Free Serotonin” - Daniel Sloss 2019

  • @lestat13666
    @lestat13666 3 года назад +9

    Thanks for mentioning Aussies. Our code of the C-Bomb is highly regarded as it is a verb, noun, pro-noun, adjective, adverbial, title and can be used in first, second and third tense!

  • @paarsekip
    @paarsekip 3 года назад +2

    I got to see this bit tonight, and many more, at his liveshow in Amsterdam! My god what a brilliant man!

  • @richardcoltart6244
    @richardcoltart6244 3 года назад +2

    I'd just like to say thank you to Daniel for making my day @ work last Friday Reading your comments on some of the signed pages of your book made my Friday.

  • @wheezetube607
    @wheezetube607 3 года назад +65

    I'm surprised no one got offended about the Syria joke considering how much they rEsPeCt tHiEr tRoOpS but then again these people must be familiar with Sloss' work and knew what to expect

    • @wheezetube607
      @wheezetube607 3 года назад

      @@leslys6205 I live for chaos so no thankyou

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 3 года назад +2

      it seems like you don’t know americans

    • @asavapowell7480
      @asavapowell7480 2 года назад

      It in L. A. Didnt u realise it was in L. A.? (read: its a country all on their own)

    • @bethanybrokaw2905
      @bethanybrokaw2905 10 месяцев назад

      You do know that all Americans don't think alike right? You sound just like the people you are making fun of.

  • @frannieforthoughts9527
    @frannieforthoughts9527 3 года назад +21

    Was that eight minutes?! I WANT MOREEEE
    God he's so fucking talented.

  • @reemalzubaidy9434
    @reemalzubaidy9434 3 года назад +1

    I keep rewatching his videos his humor is so entertaining and educational 🤣🤣🤣

  • @afonsocarvalho2695
    @afonsocarvalho2695 3 года назад +6

    WE WANT THE SHOW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE!

  • @eowynsaenkham8495
    @eowynsaenkham8495 3 года назад +4

    I'm very happy that we Australians were mentioned in this, swearing is normal here, it's kinda scene as weird if you don't swear.

  • @danddne
    @danddne 2 года назад +1

    I have seen Daniel's videos I think 3 years ago and I haven't seen him since and it was so surprising how strong his Scottish accent got with time. I could barely notice it in his old videos.

  • @ispawndemons3977
    @ispawndemons3977 3 года назад +78

    I'll start saying twat correctly... I feel like there is a growing group of people who swear and understand it's just language flavoring to keep the conversation lively and not something to be offended by. Or, I've surround myself with the correct people.

    • @finngrant234
      @finngrant234 3 года назад +2

      They're just fucking words. I haven't met anyone worth hanging around with that gets offended by words.

    • @anaswana99
      @anaswana99 3 года назад +4

      I feel like age and region has to do with it. I’m from New England and maybe this is regional bias, but I feel like we swear more than other Americans? I only know a few people who don’t tolerate swears, all over the age of 50. I don’t know anyone younger who’d be put off by a swear, with the exception of cunt. I know a few people who hate that word, but I think that just makes them cunts.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 3 года назад +3

      I wonder how many of the people who complain about "political correctness" happen to get upset at swear words.

    • @mejustme9916
      @mejustme9916 3 года назад +1

      Funny, I was born in Scotland but grew up in Canada and we were allowed to swear at the dinner table. It was just an adjective to emphasis something. Also, I learned the word cunt from my mom and shite was one of my first words, ha!

  • @NakedAvanger
    @NakedAvanger 3 года назад

    i just found this master of art on netflix and i need mooooooooore
    those netflix specials are 3 years old by now

  • @Zdenny89
    @Zdenny89 3 года назад +5

    You Daniel, are absolutly amazing! :D

  • @ArkantosNilsson
    @ArkantosNilsson 3 года назад +31

    The bit about Syria was hilarious

  • @momostress
    @momostress 3 года назад +3

    YES. I need this so much

  • @mrscary3105
    @mrscary3105 3 года назад +11

    I would add that the NY accent works. I am from NY, our state bird is "The Finger"

    • @Swindel67
      @Swindel67 3 года назад +2

      As a Scottish guy who has a few mates from NYC.
      I definitely agree! You've got quick swearing rhythms down to an art.

  • @johnbazy
    @johnbazy 3 года назад +16

    Daniel seems to be strongarming his way into the "awkward chair phase" of standup comedy

  • @pavilion3064
    @pavilion3064 3 года назад +3

    Oh how I wish this had subtitles! Loved the specials so much!

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 3 года назад

      It does. They aren't always very reliable, though.

    • @pavilion3064
      @pavilion3064 3 года назад +1

      @@messinalyle4030 I am aware. I am hard of hearing so I can hear him still talking when the "subtitles" drop off for 10 seconds at a time and at the peak of the jokes. Good times.
      Maybe I should've specified useful subtitles.
      My reply might seem mad, but I'm just disappointed cus I wanted to see it.

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 3 года назад +1

      @@pavilion3064 No worries. I'm sure I would be disappointed as well if I were deaf or hard of hearing. RUclips could really stand to do better in the accessibility department.

    • @pavilion3064
      @pavilion3064 3 года назад

      @@messinalyle4030 Thank you for understanding =)

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 3 года назад

      @@pavilion3064 You're welcome. :)

  • @jackos225
    @jackos225 3 года назад +6

    Thank god for sloss.

  • @dreamsicle3113
    @dreamsicle3113 3 года назад +9

    As an American, I love when people from other countries call this country out for what it is.

  • @JangMember_twobabies
    @JangMember_twobabies 3 года назад +14

    Smart and very funny. I subscribed Netflix just to occasionally watch his stand ups.

  • @simretsekhon586
    @simretsekhon586 3 года назад +53

    Get slossed sounds like a bad word

  • @katymarie5323
    @katymarie5323 3 года назад +1

    I’ve missed Daniel’s stand up!!

  • @charlesdavis7087
    @charlesdavis7087 3 года назад +2

    Nice to see you again. Good going!

  • @ryanjohnson631
    @ryanjohnson631 3 года назад +5

    Yes Sloss!

  • @this_is_jmdub
    @this_is_jmdub 3 года назад +1

    Can’t wait for the new show

  • @thegoatchild3545
    @thegoatchild3545 3 года назад +3

    "Twat is like a rejected Teletubby." 😁😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @dziuga7571
    @dziuga7571 3 года назад +7

    best birthday present ever

  • @TheKrank20
    @TheKrank20 3 года назад +10

    You are so fucking good at this, really hope there will be another netflix Special soon!

  • @laxku
    @laxku 2 года назад +3

    March 2020: "You've been through tough times." Not wrong, but not flattered by hindsight.

  • @perrycarters3113
    @perrycarters3113 6 месяцев назад +2

    That Syria joke fucking killed me

  • @itismetotori
    @itismetotori 3 года назад +2

    The NEWS! It gets me every time

  • @ParadigmShifted
    @ParadigmShifted 7 месяцев назад

    I too have colorful language lol
    I loooove the word fvck.
    It’s just so versatile…
    I can’t understand how I’ve never seen or heard of you until today. Glad I stumbled across you 😄 you’re hilarious 😁

  • @pianellrielly9803
    @pianellrielly9803 3 года назад

    Brilliant, just brilliant!

  • @satisfyhelter-skelter4666
    @satisfyhelter-skelter4666 3 года назад

    i love this guy!!

  • @taylorwiseman8078
    @taylorwiseman8078 3 года назад +1

    And the award for Last Thing I Thought Would Remind of THe King's Speech goes to...

  • @jordanverbeek5121
    @jordanverbeek5121 3 года назад +1

    I feel that COVID has led to a slightly softer version so we can escape the rollercoaster, if only for an hour or so. Highly recommended!!!!

  • @diandas
    @diandas 3 года назад +1

    Went to see him live in Darwin, never laughed so loud for so long

  • @draxe1943
    @draxe1943 3 года назад +4

    Oh I know what m gonna watch in 93 minutes

  • @dozilla77
    @dozilla77 2 года назад

    Never heard of you before, what a friggin genius. I noticed it's only podcasts as of late on the channel. Would love to see more vids and live on day!

    • @rosydwyer7784
      @rosydwyer7784 Год назад

      Look up his skit about going to the zoo and meeting the penguins. A MUST watch 😁

  • @mehrabnury3976
    @mehrabnury3976 3 года назад +5

    WHATTE PLEASNT SURPRISE!

  • @stephaniekerry1480
    @stephaniekerry1480 3 года назад

    This is fantastic. Yay.

  • @dadaame12
    @dadaame12 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant!

  • @roybecker492
    @roybecker492 Год назад

    This is amazing.

  • @lilblackcat213
    @lilblackcat213 3 года назад +1

    It was fucken cool seeing him live and he's fucken nice.

  • @kaarnaame_9133
    @kaarnaame_9133 3 года назад +2

    AMAZING!

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 3 года назад +2

    No point in wondering if this video is demonetised 😂 Thanks for uploading. Great stuff!

  • @KitagumaIgen
    @KitagumaIgen 3 года назад +18

    You should add "Introdiction to..." and "educational" to the title.

  • @codyolivier8806
    @codyolivier8806 3 года назад +2

    Oh snap! Let’s do this!

  • @QueenDthesecond
    @QueenDthesecond 3 года назад +2

    Glad I found you!

  • @Falling2311
    @Falling2311 3 года назад +2

    Go to the tour website. Go to 'Filter by region' and select 'US + CANADA'
    "No shows in this region." ............. yeah, that makes sense... :( .....

  • @nathanm4444
    @nathanm4444 3 года назад +13

    This is so recognizable!
    Here in the Netherlands people say 'shit' all the time. It's the most normal thing in the world. Why would the equivalent of 'poop' be offending?
    But no in America 'Goddamnit' is extremely polite while 'shit' is like cursing someone's religion. 😂😂
    Sorry, bad example for a Daniel Sloss show, I know he's an atheist. But still, you get my point.

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 3 года назад +1

      Meh . . . "extremely polite" is a bit of an exaggeration, I think. But yeah, I do get your point--"shit" is considered more offensive than "goddamnit."

  • @loubyloulou
    @loubyloulou 3 года назад +2

    This is incredible 😂

  • @Rakkis97
    @Rakkis97 3 года назад +14

    As much as I agree with him, largely, the East Coast accents do exist and, from experience, roughly 1 of 4 words out of their mouths are swears. Many of which are just a down right impressive stream of invective.

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 3 года назад +2

      I wonder if that’s because a higher population of the east coast would be more likely to be migrants or descendants of people from Scotland England Ireland and Wales.

    • @Rakkis97
      @Rakkis97 3 года назад +1

      @@conors4430 Very late reply on my end, but search "Accent Daddy" and look for a Wired video of a bearded man breaking down the accents of the U.S. by region. ITs very interesting!

  • @dashlukky
    @dashlukky 3 года назад +1

    I really enjoyed this.

  • @theydon_bois
    @theydon_bois Год назад +1

    He Did this (more or less) routine at Critical Role Live London, 2023. Very funny!

  • @Ashtarte3D
    @Ashtarte3D 3 года назад +4

    I fucking died laughing at the highest death rate of children bit. So goddam accurate and hilarious and fucking sad.

    • @asavapowell7480
      @asavapowell7480 2 года назад

      Well, better take care of the problem before it can even start right 😂😂 Dwl

  • @NathanEllisBodi
    @NathanEllisBodi 7 месяцев назад

    Its all the Germanic roots that make all the difference.

  • @slabbadanks5829
    @slabbadanks5829 7 месяцев назад

    found the rest of the bit. hilarious

  • @EmergencyInductionPort
    @EmergencyInductionPort Год назад

    As a Scotswoman I'm crying with laughter 😂😂

  • @8sztike8
    @8sztike8 3 года назад +2

    As a Hungarian, who lives in the UK I am proud to say, that we beat all English speaking nations in swearing, simply because of all the slight variatons of words and the sheer amount of swear words we use in a daily basis. 🤣 It took me a bit of a time after I moved to the UK, to sewer less, because it offended even the English ppl around me. 😳😅🤣 In a normal sentence, every second word can be a swear word in Hungarian lol😅

  • @yuliakiseleva1900
    @yuliakiseleva1900 3 года назад

    Brilliant.

  • @sol.f
    @sol.f 3 года назад +4

    Glad to finally see new material from my future husband

  • @bigoz1977
    @bigoz1977 3 года назад +1

    Fantastic Dan the actually had me loling 🤣🤣