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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @Jennymayg13
    @Jennymayg13 5 лет назад +3344

    “You know Amy loves America”
    Gets me every time 😂

  • @notyep_
    @notyep_ 5 лет назад +5142

    Mark: We were poor children
    Ethan: *wE dIdNt HaVe FiNgErS*

  • @petedavidson7003
    @petedavidson7003 5 лет назад +5781

    Ethan: what does brûlée mean in French?
    Siri: *brûlée*
    Ethan: yeah, no I know

  • @motherfuckingnewports
    @motherfuckingnewports 5 лет назад +2399

    ethans delivery of “you know amy loves americaaa” is the funniest thing on this planet

    • @calistageary9492
      @calistageary9492 3 года назад +13

      I will never not find that funny

    • @six944
      @six944 3 года назад +17

      4:50

    • @AwolMike666
      @AwolMike666 3 года назад +25

      Ah, but have you heard "Who's ready to cream?"

    • @turkamayne7
      @turkamayne7 3 года назад +6

      I literally rewatch it over and over

    • @bluehairboy8501
      @bluehairboy8501 3 года назад +6

      *4:54

  • @thefonz2854
    @thefonz2854 5 лет назад +6029

    Creme Brulee:
    Tyler: _bland_
    Mark: _s a l t_
    Ethan: *_e g g_*

  • @josefzalusky7307
    @josefzalusky7307 5 лет назад +2913

    Ethan: “What does Brûlée mean in French?”
    Siri: “Yes.”

  • @masterswordvalley
    @masterswordvalley 4 года назад +2024

    Ethan: Dingus
    Tyler: Wingus
    Mark: Pingus

  • @sasandbernard7862
    @sasandbernard7862 4 года назад +2245

    Other RUclipsrs: I'm so rich look at my fancy cars
    Mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
    The Ultimate Flex

  • @grahamapol3185
    @grahamapol3185 5 лет назад +15200

    Every Markiplier Makes in a nutshell:
    -Tyler: *actually makes an effort*
    -Ethan: *tries and fails horribly*
    -Mark: *"When I was young, my family was poor! We didn't have anything!"*

    • @mrviking6892
      @mrviking6892 5 лет назад +48

      Haha true story

    • @DonnaLee4
      @DonnaLee4 5 лет назад +257

      ...and Amy is always the best of sports because she sets everything up so nice and the boys just fudge it up completely in the first few seconds...and she's like "you guys haven't even used all of the colors!" or what have you...that woman is a saint, the best task manager, and a saint!!

    • @kristajones1274
      @kristajones1274 5 лет назад +6

      💯

    • @kristajones1274
      @kristajones1274 5 лет назад +12

      @@venuswashername Its still cute thoo

    • @enion6167
      @enion6167 5 лет назад +33

      Mark: *"We all fucking ate dust and drank molecules."*

  • @laurenfaith4800
    @laurenfaith4800 5 лет назад +613

    “I’d like to welcome to the stage, Wingus and Dingus.”
    “WhOsE rEaDy To CrEaM?”

  • @rexana_rexana
    @rexana_rexana 5 лет назад +3961

    1:15
    Mark: Id like to welcome to the stage, uh, Wingus and Dingus
    Ethan: W H O S R E A D Y T O C R E A M ? ? ?

  • @bigman9022
    @bigman9022 5 лет назад +4955

    Roses are red
    eggs come in dozens
    *I AM A MAN, WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!*

  • @orionperseus3686
    @orionperseus3686 5 лет назад +2042

    And together they make *tythan*
    IM IN TEARS LMAOOOOO

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +81

      the ship has been made mark decreed it it cant be undone

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 5 лет назад +50

      R.I.P. Ethan's goth Girlfriend XDDD

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +41

      @@madmouse1016 xD im sorry but you cant argue mark when he ships its mark

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 5 лет назад +15

      @@AngelWingsYT *R.I.P.*

    • @therentmice9688
      @therentmice9688 5 лет назад +6

      Why has mark ruined my name just make it ty remove the than

  • @PurpleGuy1987
    @PurpleGuy1987 5 лет назад +2723

    I expect it to be a compilation of Mark saying "When I was young, I was poor" XD

    • @mykookie8354
      @mykookie8354 5 лет назад +74

      We por children. we didnd haf fingers

    • @jaydenmann447
      @jaydenmann447 5 лет назад +4

      Amanda Is A Nerd ...

    • @BiaLealR
      @BiaLealR 5 лет назад +2

      up

    • @TheAncientFae
      @TheAncientFae 5 лет назад +20

      That's the next compilation video 😂😂😂

    • @corenlavolpe6143
      @corenlavolpe6143 5 лет назад +15

      I am young and I am poor. I relate to Mark in that way. And I only have 2 fingers, couldn't afford the full set ;(

  • @alexnoelle565
    @alexnoelle565 4 года назад +470

    Seeing mark be grossed out by Ethan spitting in his face and knowing the things they’ll do in Unus Annus in the future is absolutely hilarious ... they have no idea about the boundaries that will be broken

    • @TonHyukOTP
      @TonHyukOTP 4 года назад +36

      They really have no boundaries between them now

    • @bea-trix6545
      @bea-trix6545 3 года назад +18

      I mean considering they've seen each other naked multiple times, boundaries are non existent to them

  • @rustedsoulfragment2999
    @rustedsoulfragment2999 5 лет назад +773

    Amy: "Hey, Ethan?"
    Ethan: "What? :D"
    Amy: "What's behind you?"
    ...
    "Oh, a ketul!!! :0"

    • @CaydeSmax
      @CaydeSmax 5 лет назад +4

      kettle*

    • @the_nautillus9176
      @the_nautillus9176 5 лет назад +34

      @@CaydeSmax Quit it, Grammar Nazi, it was INTENTIONAL.

    • @norwegianpride7523
      @norwegianpride7523 5 лет назад +4

      @@CaydeSmax it's because he said it weird

    • @CaydeSmax
      @CaydeSmax 5 лет назад +1

      @@norwegianpride7523 well with the amount of kids who frequent yt i figured it was worth it.

    • @user-qq4tj8gm8b
      @user-qq4tj8gm8b 5 лет назад

      CaydeStroke Max k.....

  • @soleraprincessgongjunim3320
    @soleraprincessgongjunim3320 5 лет назад +1150

    "And you're a ghost because you're dead"
    "Oh just like my channel"
    FJJSGFJSJFF I LOST IT

    • @idfkam
      @idfkam 5 лет назад

      What? I didnt see projared in there.

  • @gabyn5715
    @gabyn5715 5 лет назад +579

    Mark's mom: so when are you having kids?
    Mark: I hAvE fIvE oVeNs!!!!

    • @AnimalFreakGamer30
      @AnimalFreakGamer30 5 лет назад +5

      does that equate just how many kids he'll have one day in the future???:-/

    • @CarlosPerez-yd7lr
      @CarlosPerez-yd7lr 5 лет назад +1

      Thats the joke

    • @norwegianpride7523
      @norwegianpride7523 5 лет назад +11

      @@AnimalFreakGamer30 I think it's more like "why would I have kids when I have fIvE oVeNs?"

    • @norwegianpride7523
      @norwegianpride7523 5 лет назад +2

      @@AnimalFreakGamer30 I think it's more like "why would I have kids when I have fIvE oVeNs?"

    • @Lxuminee
      @Lxuminee 5 лет назад

      Gaby A. N. *parent

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 4 года назад +650

    "PANDERING! You know Amy loves America!"
    There's several directions Ethan could've taken that. I'm glad he chose that one.

  • @jadebrazzel3063
    @jadebrazzel3063 5 лет назад +2277

    Mark: “Spoons down!”
    Ethan: *keeps stirring with his hand*
    Mark: “sPoOnS DoWn!!”

    • @nuggetboi2886
      @nuggetboi2886 5 лет назад +22

      Roses are red
      Atop a flower crown.
      Someone just make Ethan
      PUT HIS DAMN SPOON DOWN!

    • @yorumasharu1296
      @yorumasharu1296 4 года назад +6

      that's because ethan's hand is not a spoon XD
      mark suppose to say hand down instead of spoon

    • @garrybobbyphogeson721
      @garrybobbyphogeson721 4 года назад +1

      @@yorumasharu1296 In the vids they call their hands spoons.

    • @yorumasharu1296
      @yorumasharu1296 4 года назад +1

      @@garrybobbyphogeson721 so they got slapped with a spoon hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @dilfs.9196
      @dilfs.9196 3 года назад

      Lmao please I was right at that point😭💀✋

  • @gayghostguy2089
    @gayghostguy2089 5 лет назад +578

    *Markiplier and his friends destroying everything for 9 and a half minutes*

    • @corenlavolpe6143
      @corenlavolpe6143 5 лет назад

      Basically

    • @cartspark
      @cartspark 5 лет назад

      *pushes glasses in* actually it is 9 minutes and 24 seconds

    • @evelynellis1962
      @evelynellis1962 5 лет назад

      Best compilation ever right?

    • @ultiwhix1400
      @ultiwhix1400 5 лет назад

      no it's them destroying my life and breaking my vocal cords for an hour

    • @ultiwhix1400
      @ultiwhix1400 5 лет назад

      good joke though!

  • @CancerQueenKy
    @CancerQueenKy 5 лет назад +772

    4:41 Tyler was so shy making his joke and hoping for a laugh
    "I would say it's a patriotic glory hole"
    Oh how times have changed

  • @swedisheek
    @swedisheek 4 года назад +631

    “together they make t y t h a n”
    “NOHOHOHOOOO”

    • @bugsmith3395
      @bugsmith3395 3 года назад +4

      Also me: *YESSS, TyHaN!!*

    • @1SKRAAC1D
      @1SKRAAC1D 3 года назад +3

      for the love of god don't look that up on Wattapad

    • @ozmel146
      @ozmel146 3 года назад +3

      @@1SKRAAC1D lmao i like to imagine what happened there after that video but i won't ever want to see it myself

    • @1SKRAAC1D
      @1SKRAAC1D 3 года назад +1

      @@ozmel146 oh dear god

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 3 года назад +2

      @@1SKRAAC1D Looked it up but didn’t read a any. The covers were already unholy enough

  • @fandomsmoothie5749
    @fandomsmoothie5749 5 лет назад +1327

    Nobody:
    Mark: *T O O M U C H S H O O G*

  • @redfox1856
    @redfox1856 5 лет назад +421

    Ethan: Happy lil accidents
    Mark: EXTREMELY SANDY VA GINA

  • @coralreef7138
    @coralreef7138 5 лет назад +3452

    My friends and I now just say "Who's ready to cream?" Constantly Bc of Ethan so thank you for this new inside meme 😂

  • @khloeg1649
    @khloeg1649 4 года назад +662

    " horses. presidents? "
    my mind, immediately: *THERE IS A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL*

    • @norat3691
      @norat3691 4 года назад +32

      The horse is leaving the hospital :)

    • @blueberrytoastart7698
      @blueberrytoastart7698 4 года назад +6

      The classic

    • @TonHyukOTP
      @TonHyukOTP 4 года назад +11

      Just cut to an interview with a guy who saw a bird in the airport once

    • @Junotaku
      @Junotaku 4 года назад +8

      @@norat3691 Horse refuses to leave the hospital

    • @bath_foam4576
      @bath_foam4576 4 года назад +1

      juan.

  • @cheyennedallman2085
    @cheyennedallman2085 5 лет назад +886

    Amy: Ethan what's behind you?
    Ethan: *tiny gasp* a kettle
    😂😂😂

  • @IBlubbie16
    @IBlubbie16 5 лет назад +2117

    nobody:
    mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

    • @thatonerandomchannelyousee9720
      @thatonerandomchannelyousee9720 5 лет назад +46

      Nobody:
      Mark: I GREW UP *SO POOR* I COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD TO *B R E A T H*

    • @ploosiedasix
      @ploosiedasix 5 лет назад +9

      I actually scrolled down to the comments, read this one, and as I finished reading it Mark started saying the thing and now I can't stop laughing send help

    • @orakuzii1852
      @orakuzii1852 5 лет назад +1

      *This is funny*

    • @paris4767
      @paris4767 5 лет назад +2

      Chefs:Hold my ovens

    • @venus-fe2ne
      @venus-fe2ne 5 лет назад

      Amy: What about that toaster oven?

  • @nitrilecovhands
    @nitrilecovhands 5 лет назад +375

    Mark- who made the Mona Lisa?
    Ethan- łėöñårdø dï çäprîō
    Mark- THatS iT

  • @rexana_rexana
    @rexana_rexana 5 лет назад +330

    2:58
    Mark: WHY DO I KEEP STICKING HAND IN BEES NEST
    (proceeds to do so again)

  • @lynnhough9318
    @lynnhough9318 5 лет назад +2290

    Mark: “We were so poor, we couldn’t even afford eggs/t-shirts/etc.”
    Also Mark: *”I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!!”*

    • @celesteludenburned9905
      @celesteludenburned9905 4 года назад +12

      Insert Dope Wolf Related Name Here started from the bottom

    • @youtubestuff683
      @youtubestuff683 4 года назад +8

      He was poor as child he has muns now

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 4 года назад +4

      He's come a long way

    • @TonHyukOTP
      @TonHyukOTP 4 года назад +8

      You never forget living a childhood without an oven because you're too poor to get one. He's overcompensating now.

    • @basswassy6778
      @basswassy6778 4 года назад

      Butt Stone lol

  • @Chris_94298
    @Chris_94298 5 лет назад +508

    Mark: who painted the Mona Lisa?
    Ethan: Leonardo Dicaprio
    Mark: seems legit

  • @princesspeach3369
    @princesspeach3369 5 лет назад +618

    I think Tyler just exists to mellow out Mark and Ethan at this point 😂

  • @bubbledepp
    @bubbledepp 5 лет назад +174

    i love how mark and ethan are always just running around while tyler is in the background actually trying to make whatever they were making.

  • @punchingcockroaches
    @punchingcockroaches 5 лет назад +2397

    Ethan: horses.. presidents??
    Me: THERE IS A HÖRSE L O O S E IN THE hOsPiTaL.

  • @Ishouldgo2sleep
    @Ishouldgo2sleep 5 лет назад +323

    1:20 Ethan has the power to tell sexual/dark jokes with a cute and innocent face you almost don't pay attention to what he is saying 😂

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +11

      While mark takes 10 seconds to register it tyler is already laughing

    • @spinelcake8876
      @spinelcake8876 5 лет назад +2

      *WHO'S READY TO CREAM?*

  • @camrynspeights364
    @camrynspeights364 5 лет назад +2399

    no one:
    literally no one:
    no one at all:
    Ethan: who’s ready to cream?

  • @schulza6333
    @schulza6333 5 лет назад +2318

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Ethan:
    W H O ' S R E A D Y T O C R E A M?

    • @LotusBolt
      @LotusBolt 5 лет назад +9

      I cried when I saw this

    • @donotlikemycommentifgay1305
      @donotlikemycommentifgay1305 5 лет назад +1

      I can't read my brains broke what does it say

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 5 лет назад +4

      Your profile pic is perfect for this comment

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 5 лет назад +3

      This is it. The post I've been waiting for my whole life.

    • @kriz1541
      @kriz1541 5 лет назад +3

      no one:
      absolutely no one:
      literally not one person ever:
      mark: Sandy Vagina

  • @mollywintermute6441
    @mollywintermute6441 5 лет назад +127

    I die of cuteness every time Ethan tells Amy that she has a birthday cake now he just sounds so proud and happy

  • @metallyill697
    @metallyill697 5 лет назад +578

    Mark: Who wants to write first?
    Tyler: **rock paper scissors gesture**
    Ethan: **joins Tyler**
    Mark: That's not an answer..
    Ethan: *h e l p*

    • @zoeypot3832
      @zoeypot3832 5 лет назад +3

      @Safic _46 RIGHT NOW *HITS LIKE* AMAHHHH

    • @nuggetboi2886
      @nuggetboi2886 5 лет назад

      Safic _46 what’s a papper? Heard of paper but never papper :0

    • @metallyill697
      @metallyill697 5 лет назад

      @@nuggetboi2886 i guess i did an *oOpSie*

  • @franklinreed7614
    @franklinreed7614 5 лет назад +749

    Roses are red
    Everything is a meme
    Ethan wants to know
    "Who's ready to Cream"

    • @herbrine8489
      @herbrine8489 5 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @bush_kit
      @bush_kit 4 года назад +3

      GENESEE WILKINSON XDXDXD

    • @aestanger4264
      @aestanger4264 4 года назад +5

      Casually puts that on my board for famous sayings-

    • @yes8807
      @yes8807 4 года назад

      Noice

  • @ghostboat_
    @ghostboat_ 4 года назад +776

    "who made the mona lisa?"
    eef: dicaprio
    me: davinci
    my inner demons: da vinky?

  • @Sorizen
    @Sorizen 5 лет назад +366

    6:40
    "What does brulee in French mean?"
    "...Brulee".
    "Yeah, no. I...".

  • @cyclopesgirl
    @cyclopesgirl 5 лет назад +738

    Hours: how long will this take
    Markiplier: yes

    • @seaya3593
      @seaya3593 5 лет назад +2

      there's nothing more cringy than reusing an unoriginal joke

    • @cyclopesgirl
      @cyclopesgirl 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao 😂👌

    • @artistgirluniverse2283
      @artistgirluniverse2283 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @juliansoria7733
      @juliansoria7733 5 лет назад +1

      I watched too much Uno so that yes sounded recorded

    • @enion6167
      @enion6167 5 лет назад

      **What I wish for**
      Mark: I'm kidnapping all of you

  • @atlas7592
    @atlas7592 5 лет назад +659

    0:27
    Mark: .....And together they make Tythan
    Ethan&Tyler a.k.a. Tythan: NUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @rexana_rexana
    @rexana_rexana 5 лет назад +258

    5:00
    Mark: Have you never boiled water before?
    Ethan: Well no one watches it!
    (All laugh. Credits roll)

  • @speckofdignity2487
    @speckofdignity2487 5 лет назад +207

    I don’t know what it is about this series, but it’s essentially an ab workout for me, I laugh so hard

  • @randomgrmlin
    @randomgrmlin 5 лет назад +682

    I love how Mark doesn't know what gleeking is and immediately assumes Tyler did it on purpose😂

    • @riley._.5332
      @riley._.5332 5 лет назад +22

      Lmao yeah
      It is gross though...
      Like... I know its natural.... But still...

    • @Loveless0012
      @Loveless0012 4 года назад +16

      Done it a couple of times before (On accident) And I hate the hell out of it O:

  • @cap.quartet_bot4989
    @cap.quartet_bot4989 5 лет назад +211

    𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤: "When I was young, I was poor."
    𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤: "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!"

    • @duckperson3351
      @duckperson3351 5 лет назад +4

      What a glow up

    • @Cstingray73
      @Cstingray73 5 лет назад +6

      The story of success

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 5 лет назад +1

      Mama Pat can one learn to rewrite that story with another figure at the helm?

    • @Cstingray73
      @Cstingray73 5 лет назад +1

      Goroto Jr. yeah definitely

  • @hoodietheproxy8575
    @hoodietheproxy8575 5 лет назад +95

    Ethan is always just like
    "Imma do my own thing over here don't mind me" 😂😂😂😂

  • @percyj2463
    @percyj2463 5 лет назад +513

    Ethan: Nohoho! Guys!
    Mark: Are you pooping?
    Ethan:
    There’s no toilet paper!

    • @nuggetboi2886
      @nuggetboi2886 5 лет назад +13

      *T H E R E S*
      *N O*
      *T O I L E T*
      *P A P E R*

    • @puffyfluffballlfluffyfluff687
      @puffyfluffballlfluffyfluff687 5 лет назад +9

      I legit thought he said there’s no toilet.

    • @BrainyAshes
      @BrainyAshes 5 лет назад +3

      Puffy fluff balll Fluffy fluff ball Up until I found this comment chain I thought the same too.

  • @bethmichelle9610
    @bethmichelle9610 5 лет назад +194

    describe mark:
    didnt have fingers as a kid
    knows Amy loves America
    owns FIVE ovens

  • @deardiary22
    @deardiary22 5 лет назад +387

    Imagine being friends with them.
    I'd be CONSTANTLY laughing.

    • @babidavi6910
      @babidavi6910 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe when Ethan's around.. a lot of Marks "friends" say he is actually kind of an asshole.

    • @babidavi6910
      @babidavi6910 5 лет назад +1

      Remember when Matt and the other guy left him and went to join the Grumps? That's what they said about him.

    • @vicki-ye5oq
      @vicki-ye5oq 5 лет назад +4

      being friends with anyone would make me happy...
      Jk i have friends
      But honestly, if I were friends with those three, I'd die from laughing so much tbh

    • @franklinreed7614
      @franklinreed7614 5 лет назад +4

      I WISH I could be friends with Mark

    • @Silver-StarGazing
      @Silver-StarGazing 5 лет назад +4

      @@babidavi6910 While I do understand why they did say that, they have since forgiven him. Original fans of both Markiplier and Cyndago understand they were in a lot of pain so bringing up that time period and using it against them is just harsh and rude.

  • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
    @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 4 года назад +156

    Why do i keep sticking hand in bees nest?
    *definitely not because you're a masochist*

    • @pixelparasite829
      @pixelparasite829 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, he just wants to see how much his body can handle.

    • @ChizFri
      @ChizFri 3 года назад +4

      @@pixelparasite829 he has to go even further beyond

  • @offbrandplanb
    @offbrandplanb 5 лет назад +484

    "And you're a ghost because you're dead."
    *Oh, just like my channel*

  • @Code_Ax0
    @Code_Ax0 5 лет назад +802

    Mark: Who made the Mona Lisa?
    Ethan: Leonardo DiCaprio...
    Mark: *THAT'S IT!!*

  • @itsaltaire
    @itsaltaire 5 лет назад +133

    2:30
    Though he may be the KING of FNAF, he has morphed into his second form, king of ovens

  • @janemills4160
    @janemills4160 4 года назад +86

    Introducing Tyler the Ethan Shide and Ethan the Tyler Shide TOGETHER THEY MAKE TYTHAN
    Tyler and Ethan: *both look at each other* NOOOOO

    • @joogiewatkins1519
      @joogiewatkins1519 3 года назад +2

      Just so you know, it's spelt Scheid. It's Tyler's last name.

  • @guzmanmichelle2121
    @guzmanmichelle2121 5 лет назад +443

    Everyone: "Bye"
    Mark: "CAN WE HIT ONE BILLION LIKES"

  • @duskzx
    @duskzx 5 лет назад +455

    Mark: Together they make Tythan
    Ethan and Tyler: NOOOOOooOoO!!!!
    Mark: *oopsie* 😂😂😂

    • @Shika_Saki
      @Shika_Saki 5 лет назад +8

      Best Ship xD

    • @duskzx
      @duskzx 5 лет назад +5

      @@Shika_Saki ikr! 😂

    • @shipsquad78
      @shipsquad78 5 лет назад +6

      Everyone must ship it. I don't make the rules

    • @skimpskomp
      @skimpskomp 4 года назад +2

      no

    • @zoiesmith5299
      @zoiesmith5299 4 года назад

      I was like, "YEASSS, THE BEST SHIP HAS SET SAIL~! My sister came running in and looked at me like i was mental xD

  • @NomadTL
    @NomadTL 5 лет назад +203

    "I am a man who owns five ovens!"
    God, I wish that were me...

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +1

      cookers and bakers sob

    • @corenlavolpe6143
      @corenlavolpe6143 5 лет назад +7

      Went from having not a single finger to having 5 ovens, that's a rags to riches story if I've ever heard one.

    • @isaacgalvan4997
      @isaacgalvan4997 5 лет назад

      The ovens or Mark?

    • @isaacgalvan4997
      @isaacgalvan4997 5 лет назад +1

      @@NomadTL No i meant do you wish you were mark or the ovens

    • @NomadTL
      @NomadTL 5 лет назад

      @@isaacgalvan4997 oh, then, yes, I wish I were mark. That's how I would get the ovens

  • @geck.o3445
    @geck.o3445 4 года назад +496

    Ethan: There’s no toilet paper! Top ten posts which predicted the future.

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 года назад +4

      Haha quarantine joke
      Seriously tho good job

    • @phoenixdragon1258
      @phoenixdragon1258 4 года назад +10

      I didn't hear the 'paper' bit and just thought he went into a room only to discover there was no toilet and it was too late

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 3 года назад +2

      YES!

    • @pastry_moss3137
      @pastry_moss3137 3 года назад +3

      I cannot believe this is from 10 months ago already jeez...

    • @nightwillow7543
      @nightwillow7543 3 года назад

      @@phoenixdragon1258 lmaooo

  • @tubmeister
    @tubmeister 5 лет назад +74

    Mark: **owns 5 ovens**
    Also Mark: *”wHen I wAS yOung, I wAs poOr-“*

  • @cemoraoraora
    @cemoraoraora 5 лет назад +168

    ethan and tyler: so we-
    mark: I WAS POOR

    • @cemoraoraora
      @cemoraoraora 5 лет назад

      this surprisingly got more like than i expected woah

  • @icemagiciangh
    @icemagiciangh 5 лет назад +357

    Every Markiplier Makes ever-
    Mark- “We were *too poor* as kids”, * insert sex joke here *
    Tyler- Actually *tries*
    Ethan- Tries, but fails... a lot

  • @shelbyhiggins9891
    @shelbyhiggins9891 5 лет назад +35

    I love how tyler was always had a "I don't have time for this shit" face for every challenge

  • @cassidygrace4368
    @cassidygrace4368 5 лет назад +614

    Mark: But who made the Mona Lisa???
    Ethan: leonardo...dicaprio
    Mark: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!
    edit: thanks for the likes

  • @Squeezy-db3vv
    @Squeezy-db3vv 5 лет назад +288

    Ethan: "Horses....presidents?"
    Me: Is that a JOHN MULANEY REFERENCE?

    • @gangstagrinder81
      @gangstagrinder81 4 года назад +2

      3:23
      *When your sister friend zones you*

    • @joejonasfromcamprock886
      @joejonasfromcamprock886 4 года назад +5

      Jukebox Owens what do you mean? Theres just a HORSE LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL! And then theres a kid who meets Bill Clinton because his parents went to college with him.
      Maybe it is :/

    • @riversong4997
      @riversong4997 4 года назад +1

      Omg that video's been pretty much the only thing that's kept me going the last four years

  • @sarahs.8747
    @sarahs.8747 5 лет назад +679

    Ethan: Pandering! You know amy luvs americaa!
    😂 4:50

  • @KnightofDark00180
    @KnightofDark00180 5 лет назад +46

    "Angri Man Screams at Ballistas for being better than his own"
    6:58

  • @AngelWingsYT
    @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +688

    95% of these are sexual jokes why am i not surprised

    • @DehToadKing
      @DehToadKing 5 лет назад +10

      *S a n d y v a g i n a*

    • @Kurgster13
      @Kurgster13 5 лет назад +4

      95%? THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS!!

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад

      @@Kurgster13 i was being generous. They had a few none sexual....granted most of THOSE were one or all of them being a dumbass...

    • @JosinDroplet
      @JosinDroplet 5 лет назад +2

      You shouldn't be

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +1

      @@JosinDroplet ok ok 98% better?

  • @simply_kadie
    @simply_kadie 5 лет назад +1633

    No one:
    Not even Tyler:
    Not even Ethan:
    Not even Amy:
    Mark: *I AM A MAN WITH FivE OvENs*

    • @thegreatdokidefendertf2889
      @thegreatdokidefendertf2889 5 лет назад +8

      IVE SEEN LITERALLY FIVE PEOPLE SAY THIS SO FAR.

    • @letelepath
      @letelepath 5 лет назад +9

      Also Mark: *I GREW UP POOR, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING*

    • @venus-fe2ne
      @venus-fe2ne 5 лет назад +4

      Actually, to correct ya, Amy: What about that toaster oven?

    • @nerdfish7970
      @nerdfish7970 5 лет назад +3

      Also mark: *I WAS SO POOR*

  • @cadencehorchner7039
    @cadencehorchner7039 5 лет назад +191

    Mark:Who made the Mona Lisa?
    Ethan: Leonardo DiCaprio.
    Mark: That's it.

  • @alvisagader6039
    @alvisagader6039 4 года назад +34

    It's kinda nostalgic to see Ethan as a teenager. (it's cool to see how Ethan kinda evolved like a Pokémon)

  • @keith.8964
    @keith.8964 5 лет назад +125

    Ethan- *WHO'S READY TO CREAM?!*
    Me- **lenny face**

    • @keith.8964
      @keith.8964 5 лет назад

      @Hayley Gallina YES

    • @keith.8964
      @keith.8964 5 лет назад

      @Hayley Gallina CRANKIPLIER AWAY

    • @VitaminAwsome
      @VitaminAwsome 5 лет назад

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @spruceferret752
      @spruceferret752 5 лет назад +1

      I’m not gonna like this.
      Because it’s at 69 likes

  • @baxenblade
    @baxenblade 5 лет назад +395

    Mark: Together they make tythan
    Me: Mark pls don't make us bring up septiplier

    • @jindytv
      @jindytv 5 лет назад +9

      Crankiplier

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +12

      I won’t hesitate bitch

    • @BexiBlitz
      @BexiBlitz 5 лет назад +12

      He knew what he was doing xD

    • @baxenblade
      @baxenblade 5 лет назад +5

      @@jindytv pls no😂

    • @baxenblade
      @baxenblade 5 лет назад +3

      @@scratchedcds lol

  • @myeyesdontbreathe3555
    @myeyesdontbreathe3555 5 лет назад +194

    (OK Mark. Just tell her you like her. You can do it. Just tell her you like her. OK. Here we go.)
    *sAnDy vAgInA*

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 5 лет назад +2

      If you're a girl, like I am, that sounds really uncomfortable, holy crap

  • @captain8014
    @captain8014 4 года назад +99

    "what does Brulee in french mean"
    Google in a french accent "Brulee"

  • @percyj2463
    @percyj2463 5 лет назад +352

    If you turn on captions at 2:17, it says “Mark: (majestically) I AM A MAN...WHO OWNS FOUR OVENS.
    Then immediately after.....
    (even more majestically)
    I AM A MAN... WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.

    • @viper7526
      @viper7526 4 года назад +5

      Rosanna Pansino would be proud

    • @goodmorning4498
      @goodmorning4498 4 года назад +1

      @@viper7526
      Soooo proud

    • @emmyyy7363
      @emmyyy7363 4 года назад +2

      Amy:Also the toaster oven

    • @Max-gy5rp
      @Max-gy5rp 4 года назад +2

      Mark as a child: *tOo pOoR*
      Mark now: A MAN. WHO OWNS *FIVE OVENS*

  • @milliezinthereal6741
    @milliezinthereal6741 5 лет назад +102

    tyler’s the perfectionist
    mark is the try hard at first then gives up
    ethan’s just chaos

  • @coma4733
    @coma4733 5 лет назад +459

    if heapass isnt here I'm gonna be so disappointed
    edit:
    DISAPPOINTED

    • @Exayevie
      @Exayevie 5 лет назад +37

      At least they remembered to include FIVE OVENS XD
      (I'm just realizing how many of the inside jokes are thanks to the Makes!)

    • @sarahhaseena
      @sarahhaseena 5 лет назад +28

      They should make a Part 2 and include Heapass

    • @gthiccc4615
      @gthiccc4615 5 лет назад +8

      ...wait. Which episode had Heapass. I can’t remember. I am a shame to the Markiplier community...

    • @inkling457
      @inkling457 5 лет назад +5

      Markiplier Makes: Lego

    • @avaonder1881
      @avaonder1881 5 лет назад +1

      • Gøthįçćč • multiple

  • @LumdilLumdilFan1
    @LumdilLumdilFan1 4 года назад +25

    I don’t think I realized just how hilarious Ethan was until all his moments were captured in one vodeo

  • @irvxn7871
    @irvxn7871 5 лет назад +778

    "BEST OF Markiplier Makes"
    you mean: literally, every second of every Markiplier Makes?
    this is too short of a video
    edit: grammar

    • @irvxn7871
      @irvxn7871 5 лет назад

      @Goober 6 Usually so people know what they edited? Idk its just a thing people do ig.

    • @Unknown_crusader
      @Unknown_crusader 5 лет назад +1

      @@irvxn7871 I think it's sometimes because then people don't want to look like they've made a mistake, in your case you probably wanted to show that you made one?

    • @floweydreemurr33
      @floweydreemurr33 5 лет назад +1

      @@Unknown_crusader It is because there are people out there who will bitch about every single mistake that you make, as if you are supposed to be the Perfect Being, or God.

  • @SophiejuDrawing
    @SophiejuDrawing 5 лет назад +193

    I dropped another video for this.
    I am not disappointed

  • @TheOneTheOnleh
    @TheOneTheOnleh 5 лет назад +206

    I'm disappointed that heapass never made it onto the highlight reel... JUSTICE FOR HEAPASS!!!!!

  • @kirbydarrington2234
    @kirbydarrington2234 5 лет назад +51

    "i was poor, this is the first time i've touched acrylic paint"
    (not even a minute ago)
    " *I OWN FIIIIVE OVENS!* "

  • @bananabusboi8602
    @bananabusboi8602 5 лет назад +537

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not even dingus or the man with 5 ovens:
    Wingus: HaPpY litTlE aCCidEntS”

    • @vivayyy1379
      @vivayyy1379 5 лет назад +21

      No one:
      Absolutely no one:
      Not even dingus or wingus:
      The man w/ 5 ovens: *eXtREmElY sANdY VAgInA*

    • @JenniferM0427
      @JenniferM0427 5 лет назад +6

      my mom talking about me :'>

    • @indiaandbabita6035
      @indiaandbabita6035 5 лет назад +5

      @@JenniferM0427 My brother talking about me

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 года назад

      How is that weirder than "Extremely Sandy Vagina"

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +84

    Mark: “Together they make *Tythan”*
    Ethan and Tyler: _kill me now_

    • @nixwinter3290
      @nixwinter3290 5 лет назад +2

      I BELEIVE

    • @joshualoomis3747
      @joshualoomis3747 5 лет назад +5

      Someone should write a dirty fanfic about tythan and septiplier going on a double date

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +6

      @Joshua Loomis _lets not_

    • @shadowhunter1429
      @shadowhunter1429 5 лет назад

      They know how bad ships get XD

  • @CricketTheHivewing
    @CricketTheHivewing 5 лет назад +228

    *(in French Oui Oui accent)*
    “And you are a ghost, because you are dead! (Hon Hon)!”
    “Ah, just like my channel!”

  • @averybadidea1469
    @averybadidea1469 4 года назад +12

    I love how Mark can be so incredibly unapologetic sometimes and then apologize profusely for accidentally flicking sand at Amy

  • @sierra7827
    @sierra7827 5 лет назад +43

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Mark: *when I was a kid we were too poor to-*

  • @brynnrenee
    @brynnrenee 5 лет назад +94

    I’m a little upset the clip where Ethan dropped his painting and got a toenail on it wasn’t included😂😂

  • @redfox1856
    @redfox1856 5 лет назад +323

    Ahh a great compilation.....
    Of a grown man acting like a SMOL CHILD

    • @redfox1856
      @redfox1856 5 лет назад +2

      This is a great masterpiece by a great man.

    • @destinybruce1186
      @destinybruce1186 5 лет назад +2

      His child-like character is what makes him cute and his videos really funny

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 5 лет назад +3

      The sad thing is that if they were really children, people would say it's cringe. But since they're grown men, people like it. What I'm saying is, people should stop judging people for their age.

  • @ThronetoSpook
    @ThronetoSpook 5 лет назад +49

    5:12
    Why does Ethan just randomly laugh when Amy says: *What’s behind you?*

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 3 года назад +9

      He was tryna boil water and Amy pointed out the kettle right next to him which quite easily could've boiled the water.

  • @karmak5461
    @karmak5461 5 лет назад +284

    Mark: This is Tyler! The Ethan shide
    Tyler: **Hits table** _Yeah!_
    Mark: And Ethan the Tyler shide!
    Ethan: _Mark what are you doing?_
    Mark: Together they make Tythan!
    Both: *NOOOOO!*

    • @Thedude3rd
      @Thedude3rd 5 лет назад +8

      What's a shide? I never got that since the original video

    • @anothernerd5111
      @anothernerd5111 5 лет назад +3

      Hello again random creepypasta fan

    • @joshualoomis3747
      @joshualoomis3747 5 лет назад +2

      Rachel Harrison just say last name don’t be douche

    • @nixwinter3290
      @nixwinter3290 5 лет назад

      YEEESSSS

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 5 лет назад +3

      Another Phangirl Helloooooo~!

  • @quinntessent1al
    @quinntessent1al 5 лет назад +45

    But anyway Tyler's face when he realizes he gleeked all over Mark's cake made me laugh so hard I almost puked

  • @labyrinth66
    @labyrinth66 5 лет назад +32

    These are truly the best moments he’s ever had with Tyler and Etha- oh sorry, “Wingus” and “Dingus” (or Heapass whichever suites Ethan) XD

  • @demonprincess9680
    @demonprincess9680 5 лет назад +18

    I like how in every other Markiplier makes he always brings up how his family was poor when he was growing up. And then suddenly in the Creme Brulee on: "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!"

  • @Rebehxa
    @Rebehxa 5 лет назад +103

    okay, BUT WHERE IS THE EGG DROP ONE, I HAVE WATCHED THE ETHAN ELMO FIRE MOMENT AND I LAUGH SO HARD EACH TIME