"you guys are all dyeing, just so you know. you're doing good." "we're dying?" *"oh, good. finally."* and thus, unus annus was born (timestamp: around 5:39 - 5:43)
Tyler: *The big older mature Brother* Mark: *The middle half mature, hard joking Brother* Ethan: *The youngest brother: immature and gets all the attention*
As much as I loved unus annus, there’s something about Tyler that just makes everything great. He’s so funny and I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit. Anyways love you Tyler
This whole video is just showing Ethan's ADHD. "I didn't realize the bag was opened even though I opened it." "I've never thought about any decision I've ever made."
Now that Unus Annus is dead, everytime someone asks what it was, we have to say that it was an ancient cult and only true beliver in the Gongoozler and Hee Ho were allowed to bow down to our masochist and comedian angel.
We gather here today to celebrate the life of what once was, and praise our lords; the Gongoozler, and the great Hee Hoo. Come around cultsmen and women. Sing with us the ancient chant imbued with the blessing of fallen gods that is know simply as Unus Annus. Let the angel duo touch your soul and vocalize your deepest pain, relief, sadness, confusion, with a slight bit of anger, and finally appreciation for that which happened Unus Annus Unus Annus! Unus Annus!! Farewell people of [DELETED CHANNEL] Memento Mori Unus, Annus
Can we all agree that "Markiplier Makes" is the prequel to Unus Annus and that this video showed that Mark and Eef were destined to make Unus Annus together?
Marvel and Sherlock Freak in class at the end of school around my final class until study hall I’m like a drug addict cause I’m just coming off my morning pills
Markiplier Makes: America Great Again DISCLAIMER: THIS COMMENT DOES NOT REFLECT MY POLITICAL VIEWS, NOR AM I ASSUMING THOSE OF MARKIPLIER, CRANKGAMEPLAYS OR APOCALYPTO_12
Sharkdiver345 I’m sorry but the only thing is able to help you improving yourself and not asking for subs , for example: If you had the same amount of subs as Pewdiepie and T-series combined but had the quality of the new Sonic movie, you wouldn’t be a good RUclipsr. I’ll help you out but this in mind.
@@LJXrot which is why I love it. From experiences and just the way the world works, it's kinda hard to find that so I get genuinely happy when I see good healthy couples like mark and Amy.
Mark and Tyler having a slap fight while Ethan just quietly slaps himself is quite possibly the funniest and saddest thing I have ever seen, even with context.
I love the relationship Mark and Ethan have as friends especially since Ethan was a fan of Mark and their friendship started because of a backflip. Also I think its really wholesome how Mark looks after Ethan like he can see he's struggling with stuff and is genuinely concerned for his well being.
@@LesliePetersFilm So,If you want to please your fans,You have to find somethings that are entertaining for them,Don't be afraid to ask for their opinion on anything,Also,Fans really love originality,So try to be creative while making RUclips videos,I also think you shouldn't focus on one thing in your channel,Try to bring more stuff occasionally,Don't rely on one thing :)
3:13 friends song 0:44 whip war 1:17 a shock mount 1:30 measuring 1:32 gloves 2:24 bag open 3:00 i love u 3:39 stop mixing powder 3:50 stamper 4:17 flour 4:34 your souls 4:59 more colors 5:19 pie filling 5:44 fight 6:06 elbow 6:26 fall from this height 6:30 its okay 6:52 you close 7:14 never forget 7:40 doubled in size 7:45 egg fight 8:00 mixed hand 8:34 pie face 8:45 no soggy bottoms 9:02 is a boat
literally anybody: alright, so we're doing- mark: *I grew up as a peasent... Sitting in the dirt, making friends with the worms as my mother and father worked tirelessly to keep me happy... We couldn't afford the things that the other families had... Most days, all we had was each other...*
I have watched this video at least a dozen times and it never stops being funny; easily the best compilation I've ever seen. The Markiplier Makes series with Ethan and Tyler needs to come back ASAP!
i love how the video desc is saying youll lose braincells watching this , but it majority being mark and ethan saying dum shit with tyler occasionally losing the groups singular braincell
I relate to Ethan so fucking much. I always speak gibberish because my mouth can't keep up with my brain and I have completely lost count of how many times my brain just doesn't work. Like putting the milk on top of the fridge, forgetting the word 'the', accidentally pouring tea in my mother's soda. The list is endless.
Only people with with 99 IQ can watch this
Mark: "I'm here with Ether"
ive been calling him heepass ever since ive watched this vid!!
I only call him Ether or heeapass
Im lovin it
only -99 IQ can pass the idiot test
Terri Weiser eef
I only have about 47 IQ, do I still count?
“So glad I paid for all your improv lessons”
“ *youre welcome* “
😂LOL
I was wondering why ethan said that 😂
Thank you, and YOU'RE WELCOME!!
So much for saying “IM POOR” MAAAAAARRRRRKK!!!!
That's pretty good improv all things considered
"Friends Friends Friends"
"Mad Mike"
"The Disclaimer Song"
All best sellers by Ethan Crank
Darthscace 2006 Put that shit on Spotify!
@@ArdenMix we need a whole album by the time unus annus is over
You mean heapass my friend
You mean ether
Don't forget "I Killed My Dog"
Ethan’s genuine fear when Mark talked back to Amy kills me 😂
You can tell he never once talked back to his parents XD
i love how no matter how much of a train wreck whatever Ethan’s saying is, he still goes through with it and finishes
Hes a real inspiration(sorry if l spell that wrong)
Ace The Funtime
you spelled inspiration right, but you spelled wrong wrong
@@ray2887 wow I'm so good at English XD
it’s the ADHD
Except the egg drop
6:58
Ethan: I think, you need some time alone.
*two seconds later*
Ethan: *SATANIC RITUALS*
I chuckled until I died I’m watching this from heaven
It's the nurse
What song is that, for academic purposes
@@daltonwalker8133 decons of the deep from dark souls 3 in case you never figured that out
*The Call of Ktulu by Metallica plays*
I admire Ethan’s ability to start a sentence without having any idea where it’s going but it still working out in the end
That is how I function 75% of the time.
That's how I work 95% percent of the time
Wait you guys can plan more than a second into the future? Crazy.
As a fellow ADHD riddled mind, it's admirable to us as well when we can actually get there in the end.
@@ThatDudeWithBoobs Same
Having ADHD, I can sense when Ethan has no goddamn clue where his sentence is going because it happens to me as well
Pff that happens to me and I don't even have ADHD
Pff that happens to me and I don't even have ADHD
@@user-xb5xr8ib8b You may need to reevaluate some things lol
"you guys are all dyeing, just so you know. you're doing good."
"we're dying?"
*"oh, good. finally."*
and thus, unus annus was born
(timestamp: around 5:39 - 5:43)
I litteraly made a meme about that
Nostera who cares
@@aon_aon_aon Other people than you obviously
Она взяла детей shut up nobody cares if you don’t care
@@Bakiraka__ True
“My name is mark and here joined by-“
*”ETHER”*
*ship*
XD I Thought he was gonna say Easter Bunny
@@galaxies2914 LOL
How much MP does he restore?
Ethan when he's cussing sounds like a fourteen year old, cussing in front of his parents for the first time and they kind of let it slide.
He’s not? 😂
Claire Clark What?
:3 OwO a fourteen year old cussing in front of his parents for the first time.
@@SatoriBunniii
Claire meant is he not 14? Well he looks like
Gotta agree. He really does sound like that.
Tyler: *The big older mature Brother*
Mark: *The middle half mature, hard joking Brother*
Ethan: *The youngest brother: immature and gets all the attention*
is it bad i want to get railed by the big older mature Brother
Yes but hear me out. Tyler being the ignored middle child and mark being the instigating older brother lol. Ethan is always the youngest lol.
Literally 😂
Mark: gets sassy and snarky with amy.
Also mark immediately after: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
ethan looks up like oh no what is he doing
True canadian fashion (i know he isn't but still)
Who
That's because he knows that arguing with a woman is a bad idea.
@@nikkolecollins1361 she's a dom
Mark: when I was a child, I couldn’t afford eggs
Heapass and “Tythan”: *synced annoyance and disappointment*
Beautiful
thats not even the point of the clip and it the most funny
Umm... "Tythan" is Ethan and Tyler's ship name. That is why they were horrified when Mark called them that.
Wingus and dingus
@AMBER MORRIS unas
Mark: This is Tyler- Who are you?"
Ethan: 𝓗𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓼
Mark: *H e a p a s s ?*
i think you misspelled *ether*
@@hzzk_ excuse me but i think you mispelled *dingus*
@@hzzk_ No that's "I'm here joined by ether-"
I think you misspelled *EEF*
As much as I loved unus annus, there’s something about Tyler that just makes everything great. He’s so funny and I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit. Anyways love you Tyler
Tyler is there to balance out the sheer chaos that mark and ethan are. without tyler...there's a reason I didn't watch unus annus
@@naan000 same tbh. love my bois but there's a 'straight man' in a comedy routine for a reason lol
I luv his laugh
@@naan000yeah, i prefer the compilations
Ethan: "Were you sad as a child????".
Mark: "We couldn't afford feelings".
B r u h =^=
**Mark almost dies**
"I grew up poor, we couldn't afford life"
@@jenniflower6569 there's a harsh reality in that joke, if you think about it
i was the 1000th like
Genevieve Fricklas heyyyy.
“This is Tyler, who are you?”
_“heapass”_
“HEAPASS????”
Sotsu 😂😂he said that as i read it, that was weird
Trust in heapass
heapass-ed the test
Use your inside voice.
He hea’d his last pass.
*Ethan standing on a normal-sized chair*
“Do you think a fall from this height would kill me?”
I think he was talking about a fall over the fence. At least that is how I took it since he was looking over the fence.
Stephanie Miller It’s a joke lol
@@athenayoung4964 Oh Okay :)
Levi Young time marker?
that is a mood
"You wanna smoke some grass, you call Heapass"
I guess that quote is obsolete since Mark released his Drug Dealer simulator game!
This whole video is just showing Ethan's ADHD. "I didn't realize the bag was opened even though I opened it." "I've never thought about any decision I've ever made."
Ayup 🤣
He might be the only person who’s adhd is more powerful then mine
Yupppp, i have his amount of ADHD in my entire family ;-;
Ethan’s the reason I can identify when I’m being ADHD so well lmao
Oh he has adhd?
Must be why I relate to him so damn much
Now that Unus Annus is dead, everytime someone asks what it was, we have to say that it was an ancient cult and only true beliver in the Gongoozler and Hee Ho were allowed to bow down to our masochist and comedian angel.
This is poetry
Beautiful.
Memento Mori.
We gather here today to celebrate the life of what once was, and praise our lords; the Gongoozler, and the great Hee Hoo.
Come around cultsmen and women. Sing with us the ancient chant imbued with the blessing of fallen gods that is know simply as Unus Annus.
Let the angel duo touch your soul and vocalize your deepest pain, relief, sadness, confusion, with a slight bit of anger, and finally appreciation for that which happened
Unus Annus
Unus Annus!
Unus Annus!!
Farewell people of [DELETED CHANNEL]
Memento Mori
Unus, Annus
Yes
Have we forgotten the Melon Man?
0:19
Mark: “When I was a child,”
Tyler and Ethan: *synchronized annoyance*
Yes
One more like then you'll have 666 likes
Grandpa Mark 😂
MY FATHER-
“We were so poor, we didn’t even know what poor meant.”
I love Ethan's energy: He could be talking and stumble, but doesn't attempt to correct it and just keeps tumbling down a hill like a snowball.
Scorched-earth improv
That is literally what I do
Yeah, my favorite type of idiot.
No steering wheel on his car.
he just vibin
Can we all agree that "Markiplier Makes" is the prequel to Unus Annus and that this video showed that Mark and Eef were destined to make Unus Annus together?
Yes
@XxcloudthecatxX tyler dipped
Well Unus Annus would be the sequel because these vids came out before
Yes
Rip Tyler I guess. He died before the year even started
Mark and Tyler: slapping each other
Ethan: *continues to slap himself *
*seems legit intensifies*
Actually had my brother dislocate his middle and ring fingerfinger because of that
all i could think of was drake and josh
And to think that Ethan calls Mark the masochist
I'm so glad we have Ethan and Sean as RUclipsrs, it's comforting to see other people with such intense ADHD.
i have adhd too!
Imagine if we had a whole channel like this
unus annus?
@@surprisedpotato What is Unus Annus? It never existed
@@WysteriaNight So if you're saying it never existed then you know something.. it's almost like it actua- *gets killed*
Stop talking about things that dont exist
oh you mean [REDACTED]
0:56
*Here ladies and gentlemen you see my last 3 brain cells fighting for dominance*
This is probably the best comment I've seen yet😂
@@SpaztikBeef
I see you are a man (or woman this is 2019 there are apparently countless genders idk ) of good taste 👌
Mark is my rationality. Just gets the shit beat out of him.
It happens again at 7:55
Mark being the only mentally sane one while Tyler and Ethan are my mental disorders and issues
The "Friends" song that Ethan sang predicted Unus Annus
That song is one of the main reasons I watch this video. It cracks me up so much and has such Unus Annus energy I miss having every day
Yep
“Take a massive look at my massive peen OH”
Y e s
Ok
ethan's tendency towards violence against inanimate objects that gets him into Situations always makes me laugh
mark: YOU CLOSE??
everyone grieving unus annus: all i’ve ever known is pain
Ack ikf I was like too soon
Amy: “STOP”
Mark: “YOU CLOSE?”
Unus Annus grievers: “Close to crying”
@@artificialbreadsticks على
R.i.p
ethans friend song walked so that dance of italy and disclaimer song could run
Ayyyyyy unas annus
This is the best comment I’ve ever seen
and so that digging a friend a grave could fucking *sprint*
actually its ethter as stated at the beginning of this video
@@Spicylemon-qh3iv actually it’s hepass
8:45 This whole exchange:
Tom Nook: "No Soggy Bottoms Here."
Timmy & Tommy: "...no soggy bottoms"
So true
Wingus and Dingus*
It sounded like a cult
@@dylanvelasquez8322 the precursor to Unus Annus.
Which video was this from?
This really is a window into a different time
“I’ve never thought about any decisions I’ve ever made”
Everyone with ADHD ever
honestly that is trueee
it's so hard to think about what you're doin
Relatable
true
Marvel and Sherlock Freak in class at the end of school around my final class until study hall I’m like a drug addict cause I’m just coming off my morning pills
Agreed
Mark: **Mocks Amy**
Mark not even a half second later: *I'm sorry-*
I liked Ethan's "Oh, yikes" look to camera
I like when Mark was both mocking Amy and apologizing at the same time.
"OH I'm SORRRRRYY, AMY! Are we BOOOORING you?!"
Amy will murder any one who talks bad to her
4:59
Lmao I do the exact same thing XD I’ll jokingly say something mean to my friends and then immediately apologize because I feel bad lmao
Lmao so mark basically made his own “markiplier makes crack” video.
Okay... I dont think I read that how you meant it.
Lunchbox Chaos BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA XD F U N N Y Y Y Y Y
Markiplier Makes: A Bunch of People Laugh (hopefully)
@@lavanderpupruny6018 calm down man, jesus christ
My brain: markiplier making crack is a video I would watch
0:18 i love how they are in sync when they slump over in defeat
“Do you think a fall from this high would kill me?”
Ethen is literally my whole mood
A depressed ADHD child
depends how much of a high you coming down from
Ethen
heapass*
I didn’t get to that bit yet, so I was confused on whether ethan was scared or depressed
Ethan is actually a comedic genius.
Don't you mean Unus?
@@lezley8465 Unus will be gone soon. It’s best if you don’t mention it too much
@@Plasma476 yeah, even bringing him up makes me sad
AYOU MEAN H E A P A S S
@@ljharnish oh my bad man ill correct it for them, h e a p a s s
Annus never shows unus love on camera.... he just makes a whole compilation for him to show everyone in secrecy
When that channel ends people are gonna be really confused on who they are!
Markiplier and Ethan
Josh Burton WHOOOSH
@@joshburton42 i see you do not know whats coming my freind the clock is always ticking theres only 67 days left tick tock tick tock momento mori
@@EthanAHH I know I'm wondering what will happened😕 Tick tock tick tock⌚
Ethan is the embodiment of all four horsemen of the apocalypse
"I forgot the bag was open even though I opened it."
ADHD in a nutshell
yep 100%
As an ADHD infected human, I can confirm.
Same here
Yes I’m going to pay attention in class today, this is the day....... how have I never noticed the ceiling is so cool?!?! I’m gonna count the dots.
i have it and literally feel that he might have it
Tyler: democracy is a failure
Mark: that's for another day
Next video: Markiplier Makes: Government
Markiplier Makes: America Great Again
DISCLAIMER: THIS COMMENT DOES NOT REFLECT MY POLITICAL VIEWS, NOR AM I ASSUMING THOSE OF MARKIPLIER, CRANKGAMEPLAYS OR APOCALYPTO_12
@@joogiewatkins1519 that escalated, bloody hell lol
@@threecheers5101 Just wanted to be safe lol.
@@joogiewatkins1519 yeah fair enough lol I get it, it’s chill
I actually wanna see this happen lol
Eef, Ethan, and Heapass are all ENTIRELY different breeds
Don't forget Ether
*you aren’t wrong*
yes eef is soft boi eathan is emo boi and heapass is just difrent
@@Naokarma could never forget Ether
The way of the Heapass is one of mystery
"Sex is great but you ever had a pie?"
And
"If you don't have a filling in your pie you don't have a pie-pffuckhole"
Are my favorite Ethan lines ever.
This should really be called. "Best of Heapass makes"
Heapass*
Cinn clair oh yeah sorry!
@@lunatones it's alright 😂
“I didn’t pay taxes in 2016. It’s alright” - Ethan Nestor.
*Ether
*Perfectly alright*
*heapass
*The US government would like to know your location*
I read this as it happened in video oof
“Why Are You Over Minding Your Business Bitch?” -Ethan
To this day, it’s still my favorite quote 😂
Jacky Nightcrawler: same tho
Same
*slams table* CAN WE GET! 1 MILLION LIKES?!
*Destroys gingerbread house*
What about “whose ready to CREME”
I love “Don’t you dare talk to Heapass like that”
this has got to be my favorite video to come back to for a laugh on any day
Mark in every video: I wAs PoOr As A cHiLd
Mark in one video: I aM a MaN wHo OwNs 5 OvEns
I remember that lol
THATS IS CALLED PROGRESS!!!!!
Aoibhinn Kennedy he was like “yes I’m finally like the rich ppl”
Character development
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO XDDD
No one:
Markiplier: I grew up so poor we couldn’t afford air.
Wait thats illigal
Sharkdiver345 Stop
665 likes
Sharkdiver345 I’m sorry but the only thing is able to help you improving yourself and not asking for subs , for example: If you had the same amount of subs as Pewdiepie and T-series combined but had the quality of the new Sonic movie, you wouldn’t be a good RUclipsr.
I’ll help you out but this in mind.
@@LesliePetersFilm give it time and it will grow and also expand your content
I love how Mark respects Amy so much and even apologizes for mocking her in a joking manner. Wholesome couple goals right there.
@ANNABELL CANNON nO-
@Vivian Marks eri is best child. Also love your profile pic too
It's Basic human empathy when you're in a relationship-
I exist
@@LJXrot which is why I love it. From experiences and just the way the world works, it's kinda hard to find that so I get genuinely happy when I see good healthy couples like mark and Amy.
5:50 I love how Mark and Tyler start slap fighting and Ethan's just sitting there still slapping himself
Welcome to our cult. No soggy bottoms here...
Ethan and Tyler: No soggy bottoms...
8:45
Unus Annus UNUS A N N U S
*ether
That's the funniest thing to ever happen in MM
no soggy bottoms...
Tyler: “Why are you still over there?”
Ethan: “Why are you over minding your business bitch”
When he says that he sounds like Angel Dust from Hazbin.
@@CactusBootBuckle2 true
I love this quote so much. It’s not the words, or the meaning behind it, but rather the way it is said. The emphasis on b****** is fabulous
Im using this line. No doubt
Dr.Strange D U D E
Mark: No soggy bottoms here.
Ethan and Tyler: *NO SOGGY BOTTOMS*
This is still my comfort video and it literally lived in my head rent free ever since I watched it for the first time
Mark and Tyler: Slapping each other
EEF: Wants to be included so he slaps himself
I instinctively just said awwwh like mixed with a slight laugh and in a sympathetic way XD
"I've never thought about any decision I have ever made"
Legit speaks to my soul
Meanwhile, I'm the opposite and always think hard about my decisions but am too unsure of myself to actually make them.
5:59
Mark and Tyler: *having a cat fight*
Ethan: *in the corner slapping himself*
MikeHDD I love how you said “E Pez” 😂
i love how anytime ethan is in marks videos he's just having one long ADHD attack
Mark and Tyler having a slap fight while Ethan just quietly slaps himself is quite possibly the funniest and saddest thing I have ever seen, even with context.
@Insomnia_Gaming Jebus, are you okay?
u seem like the type of person i would be with slightly less beatings, frens?
Alternate title: Ethan being Ethan for 10 minutes.
I want to see a compilation of Ethan hitting the tables and making everything fall. Can't start a video without Ethan fucking everything up.
Alternate alternate title: Mark grew up poor.
It's ether
Our Lord and savior heapass
Mark makes the same exact face whenever he apologizes to Amy and it's literally the cutest thing. 4:59
I know it's adorable!
He's really affraid of her obscene power.
Yes
6:00 the way Ethan is just slapping his hand while Mark and Tyler are fighting is so funny to me for some reason😂
2019: Heapass
2020: Eef
Let's see what 2021 has in store for us
HeepEef
Eefass
Crankgrumplz again
@@ranibowsprimkle1905 *Eefass-* xD
@@ranibowsprimkle1905 that’s just his cake
"You're all dyeing"
"We're dying?"-Mark
"Oh good finally"-Ethan
lol best ev
Abigail Clark gimme timestamp
Did you mean Ether*?
That’s my literal mood 24/7 lately
@@mikesmith7620 I only kno Heapass
The differences between Ethan and Mark:
Mark: w-wer'E DyiNG?
Ethan: oh good finally
You can feel the generation difference.
Mark: literally everyone else
Ethan: Gen Z
666 likes
Ethan is Gen Z and mark is... mark.
TheExoNinja Anus
I love this pattern
Ethan: jokes or does anything at all
Mark and Tyler: either crack up or are concerned
Amy: "You need to do multiple colors Mark"
>Mocks her<
~Seconds later, realizes he needs to do multiple colors
Pirate - Peach and apologizes 😂
Mark: My name isMarkiplier, I’m here joined by Ether-
Also Mark: *dies inside slowly while Tyler and Ethan have a laughing fit*
Josiah OTK and Tylan
Mark: We’re dying?
Ethan: Oh, god, finally
I love the relationship Mark and Ethan have as friends especially since Ethan was a fan of Mark and their friendship started because of a backflip. Also I think its really wholesome how Mark looks after Ethan like he can see he's struggling with stuff and is genuinely concerned for his well being.
I want a full song of “Friends Friends Friends”
Its another verse to the Unus Annus Disclaimer Song!!! (probably!)
YES
"ThErE NEeds tO Be MUltIPle ColOrs" *Silence* Mark: "I'm so sorry."
He knows Amy would have launched attack mode if he didn't apologize.
Sharkdiver345 no
@@LesliePetersFilm So,If you want to please your fans,You have to find somethings that are entertaining for them,Don't be afraid to ask for their opinion on anything,Also,Fans really love originality,So try to be creative while making RUclips videos,I also think you shouldn't focus on one thing in your channel,Try to bring more stuff occasionally,Don't rely on one thing :)
Cause he knows amy will get her payback and he is lowkey afraid of her
Mark: "When I was child, I couldn't afford Easter-"
Hepass and Tyler: _conjoined shame and disbelief_
Loved how they both reacted the same way 😂
*h e p a s s*
Not pointing out the mistake, I actually think it makes this comment funnier!
that PAAS clip lives rent free in my mind,, the way eef doesnt finish the acronym,,, incredible
I always love how at 8:47 Ethan and Tyler say that in sync like cult members 😂😂😂
Mark: whAT aRe yOU doOING?!?!
Heapass: *dont you dare talk to heapass like that*
Mark: You're right, I apologize-
The one time Mark treats Ethan with respect
The one and only time that mark is nice to Ethan
If ethan said the mark wouldn't care (edit) hepass Is a different bean
Where did Ethan's nickname come from?? Cant find the origin anywhere
Heapass gets more respect than Ethan
Us:
Ethan:
Tyler:
Mark: i WaS pOOr aS a ChIlD!¡!
got heart? so lucky
OMG it's been so long since I saw Mark heart a comment!
Well I'm dead 💀
@@PinkBerryMoose hi dead I'm mum
@@gay_salmon6655 Close the door while leaving.
90% of these are from Ethan...
Also Mark: *I GrEw uP pOOr!*
“We had a chicken. We had to kill it for our own entertainment.”
That always reminds me of the Four Yorkshiremen Monty Python sketch. XD Mark, don't think I'm not onto you!! >:(
ALL HAIL ETHER THE DESTROYER
Ethan reminds me of prompto from FFXZ
Funniest shit I've seen in years and that's saying something cuz I spent all week watching all marks prophunt vids
I love how mark absolutely loves Amy and apologizes right after mocking her
The part that always crack me up is the part where Ethan just yells “why are you over minding your business bitch”🤣😂😆
best ethan quote
Zacharia Jacobson honestly though
“ONLY ~99 IQ INDIVIDUALS CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO”
Me: This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!
I would like this comment, buuuuuuuuutttt....👀
@@cheesycurds9142 thOnk?
Then you most likely are an ~99 IQ individual.
*WHEEZE*
Lmaooo
3:13 friends song
0:44 whip war
1:17 a shock mount
1:30 measuring
1:32 gloves
2:24 bag open
3:00 i love u
3:39 stop mixing powder
3:50 stamper
4:17 flour
4:34 your souls
4:59 more colors
5:19 pie filling
5:44 fight
6:06 elbow
6:26 fall from this height
6:30 its okay
6:52 you close
7:14 never forget
7:40 doubled in size
7:45 egg fight
8:00 mixed hand
8:34 pie face
8:45 no soggy bottoms
9:02 is a boat
You're a blessing.
@@ashenwolven2785 yep!
You missed 5:08 burgeoning
4:55 pin stab
And 7:34 *T H E B L O O D O F Y O U R C H I L D I S O N M Y F A C E*
literally anybody: alright, so we're doing-
mark: *I grew up as a peasent... Sitting in the dirt, making friends with the worms as my mother and father worked tirelessly to keep me happy... We couldn't afford the things that the other families had... Most days, all we had was each other...*
Nobody:
Tyler: “THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE”
my favorite quote:
tyler: why are you over there??
ethan: wHy aRE yoU oVeR miNdinG yOuR bUiSnEsS *biTcH*
Im watching this illegally am not smart enough
I legitimately forgot that “yOU cLoSE?!” originated from this and not Unus Annus.
oh wow
time stamp?
@@kateyb9362 6:52
Memento Mori
What's that? Never heard of it at all
I have watched this video at least a dozen times and it never stops being funny; easily the best compilation I've ever seen. The Markiplier Makes series with Ethan and Tyler needs to come back ASAP!
Best of Tyler: “ THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE”
“Hey is sex is great but....ever made pie”
-Ethan 2019
**sex is great but you ever had a pie?
Pie is great but you ever f.... never mind
@@otter.-. you are helping no one
@CLY_LEFT_THE_CHAT fricked a creeper
@@Shelbus_Grace a fellow 19 year old, welcome gamer
i want ethan’s friend song to be on spotify 10/10
YEESSSS
Be the best song in history
yep😂😂
That would be amazing person
Oh yeah
i love how the video desc is saying youll lose braincells watching this , but it majority being mark and ethan saying dum shit with tyler occasionally losing the groups singular braincell
The only people Mark will ever apologize to are Amy and Heapass.
Don't forget The Lixian! XD
"Do not mess... *WITH THE VOLUME!* "
Ethan: breathes
Mark & Tyler: EVERY VIDEO
Group brain cell division:
Tyler: 2 cells
Mark: 1/2 cell
Ethan: 1/2 cell
Y dis so tru tho??
That's how they beat Tyler in the gingerbread episode!
That seems like a major overestimate.
Tyler: 2 cells
Mark: 1/2 cell
Ethan: 1/100000000000 cell
Unipop Ethan: 0.00000001 cells
I relate to Ethan so fucking much. I always speak gibberish because my mouth can't keep up with my brain and I have completely lost count of how many times my brain just doesn't work. Like putting the milk on top of the fridge, forgetting the word 'the', accidentally pouring tea in my mother's soda. The list is endless.