In Norway there was a robbery, two polish robbed a fish store, some salmon whatever, and got caught few days after cuz they were selling the fish on facebook, in the same small town. Smart.
Ya know, sometimes i just forget when i was born, yeah and just in case my birthday is today, i keep it on me to check if my birthday is today. You know, the casual thing everybody does.
I know a funny and idiotic criminal story, I just can't remember the crime all I can remember is that the police were looking for a man and they shouted Marko and the idiotic criminal replied with polo, the police then arrested him.
1:03 he may be a criminal but..... *That moustache tho* Their names are just weird as well it might as well just be named something like : Crim Inal Or Rob Ber
#10 Darren Kimpton is a *burglar* not a robber. Burglary is when you trespass onto property with the intention of removing valuable items, e.g. breaking into a house and taking the jewelry. Robbery is when you confront a person (or persons) and use fear and/or violence to get them to give you valuable items, e.g. robbing a bank.
So we have dumb twitter that has passed part 40 and now we have dumb criminals. Dunno why but I enjoy “dumb” videos so I’d like a part 2 as well please :)
The Esso I work at got robbed a little while ago. my manager was cashing out because we were five minutes from closing, this guy walks in and had ordered a sandwich from our kitchen and grabbed a coffee after six attempts of trying to pay for it with his credit card he gave up. But had the bright idea to grab our till and run which he did and he got away. But here’s the thing the dumbass had left his wallet right beside the till with his ID in it the police caught him at his house 2 days later
We definitely would like a part 2! What must have been going through their head when they left their numbers or called the bank in advance...crazy...all the same it pays much more to do the right thing and not commit crimes !
Technically if you video recorded a crime you committed and bragged about it afterwards on the recording them uploaded it on RUclips and it were to go viral after you do your prison time you could use the money your viral video earned you.... Thus crime could actually pay.
No you can't...you can't legally make money off your own crimes...it's just like criminals writing books...they can do it but if it's about their crimes they can't make any of the money off of it.
You forgot an honorable mention: Frank Singleton. Just got out of jail for a minor trespassing charge, got lazy realizing it was a 6 mile walk home, and tried carjacking someone driving a car with a manual transmission, in the jail visitors parking lot!
For jayson puachay, the police searching the files on his phone is a violation of his 4th amendment rights unless the police also had a warrant to search the phone, this was the ruling of the Supreme in the case Riley v. California
There must have been some very awkward conversations with other inmates. Inmate: what are you in for Dumbass: I was Robbing a house and my bag of M&Ms ripped 😂
This isn’t something that I’ve seen but it’s something that I did: I woke up at about one in the morning and was panicking because I couldn’t find my phone. So what do I do?.... I grab my phone, put the torch on and began looking for my phone. I took about five minutes to realise what I was doing.
Who eats underpants??? Also, the guy who asked the people to ring him back when the manager arrived was could have been the dumbest person on the planet.
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen?
MostAmazingTop10 this video lol
Underwear that has a printed picture of me on it... 🤢
my brother
masturbation in public
What's the dumbest thing i've ever seen? Not your videos! But i have seen my pretty dumb puppy although she's cute. 😂
Danny lowkey dressed up like he bout to do some shady things...
ProdBy Es-O lmfao🤣🤣🤣ikr
LOL HE LOOKS LIKE A ROBBER
true lmao
eso beatz 😂😂😂
Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj why you so mad
In Norway there was a robbery, two polish robbed a fish store, some salmon whatever, and got caught few days after cuz they were selling the fish on facebook, in the same small town. Smart.
You just want attention.
Jospheph the Troll Im just telling what happened
Jospheph the Troll wtf? How is telling a story that relates to the video asking for attention?
Agnes Amarfio his name tells us what he does for a living lol
Christopher Gill lol true
Danny: "This is the top 10 dumbest.."
Me: *In my head* "Tweets par-"
Danny: "Criminals ever caught"
Me: Oh right.. yeah
Dil ikr
Pretty much
I don’t get it.
“How to NOT commit crimes!”
101
how to not commit crimes 101.
That’s right! You just don’t!
"But officer, someone planted my birth certificate in that bag to frame me!!! I promise it wasn't me!!!!!' 👍😂👌😂
it's actualy my dog's certificate
LOL LOL LOL
XD
"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime" -Random SpongeBob Police Man
okay times up now get out does SB belong on this list for the balloon? lol
Lmao you both are great
XD
"No it wasn't me it was my dog." 😐😑 *face palm*
My dog ate my homework
*Upgrade*
My dog was drunk driving
*Go back*
Sapphire gem lol😂😅
funtime chica 😂
f••k go back
You forgot the third part:
My dog committed murder
*I SAID GO BACK!*
Dragma Plays - New is trash
Who carries their birth certificate with them? 😂😂😂
Ya know, sometimes i just forget when i was born, yeah and just in case my birthday is today, i keep it on me to check if my birthday is today. You know, the casual thing everybody does.
Bruh sometimes you just gotta prove that you were born, it's *100% common sence* bro
I don't know maybe as a form of ID?
PianoMaster 6000 exactly💀
Morgan The Rat Mom sense*
I laughed so hard that I chocked on my cereal, a part 2 would be awesome I'm just going to make sure I'm not eating anything while watching it
Lizzie Bjorgan so did i, the only difference is that i never stopped eating...
yeah, I know CPR so I'm still alive
XD
Please part 2
Part two please! Lol these people are hilarious.
“Here’s my number, call me back when your manager arrives” xD
# Part 2 Rolliing on the floor howling with laughter. I never knew we had so many brain dead people.
Why did Danny look like he is about 2 rob a bank...I guess since we're talking about criminals he wanted 2 dress like one😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sum Person *don't care*
XD
Thats what happens when you skip school kids
You do to jail
ADI-COC AND MORE haha
#JustMonika
Yes, please do another video. Thank you guys for all your hard work.
Call me back when your manager gets here. Lol im dead
Rage Raptor Lol
first dude was lowkey smart just blew up in his face NOBODY will expect u to hit the same house twice.
forrest My favourite was the one where the police followed a trail of chocolate 😂😂
my fav channel and my fav presenter keep up the good work 😙😙😙😙😙
Yes, please to part 2! 😀
Keep this series up! It's always fun to be able to laugh at stupid criminals! Thanks for the laughs!
I know a funny and idiotic criminal story, I just can't remember the crime all I can remember is that the police were looking for a man and they shouted Marko and the idiotic criminal replied with polo, the police then arrested him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jamie Tainton No way, that’s absolute GOLD. 🤣
am paying my internet for this!
That sounds really funny. How did the police know what to do?
This seems too good to be true.
"Call me when you can open safe"
Okay... that is stupid
1:03 he may be a criminal but.....
*That moustache tho*
Their names are just weird as well it might as well just be named something like : Crim Inal Or Rob Ber
Landon on all of these -
*IS THIS REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW?*
Jake Dombroski omg ik 💀💀💀
Top 10 most nicest criminals
1.)Rosa Parks
2.A flower
3.Edgy 100 year olds
I saw a story on the news about a guy who robbed the store he worked at during his lunchbreak but he forgot to take off his nametag.😂
Part 2 would be appreciated
InsomniZach & ThemVideoGamers yessss
Im sorry but the dog driving one got to me. Like what.. Why ?😂😂
WAIT HOW DID A DOG DRIVE THAT ONE IS SO CONFUSING
There was no dog, the man just blamed a dog that wasn't even there.
The neko Gamer Dogs Are Trained To Drive =D
#10 Darren Kimpton is a *burglar* not a robber. Burglary is when you trespass onto property with the intention of removing valuable items, e.g. breaking into a house and taking the jewelry.
Robbery is when you confront a person (or persons) and use fear and/or violence to get them to give you valuable items, e.g. robbing a bank.
My moms work was robbed and the guy grabed a bottle of water robbed the store and left the water bottle that had his finger prints on it
Part 2 plz!!
David Zurfur: I’m going to eat my underwear!
Police: f**k the test he is drunk
Loved this! Yes to a part two!
0:55 "Drink driving"
Gaming the Wolf lol
Ik lol
Just goes to show. A criminal career naturally lowers your IQ
Well then what about the criminals who were never caught? Like the zodiac killer?
Jami Christine
There are exceptions, of course
I have always loved watching World's Dumbest on TruTv - so a part 2 of this would be great!
yeah I love that show
So we have dumb twitter that has passed part 40 and now we have dumb criminals. Dunno why but I enjoy “dumb” videos so I’d like a part 2 as well please :)
Actually, David Zurfluh blew the legal limit, and would have gotten away if not for the fact he admitted to cheating the test.
Of course we want more.
#Part2 .... I see stupid people and they are everywhere!
The Esso I work at got robbed a little while ago. my manager was cashing out because we were five minutes from closing, this guy walks in and had ordered a sandwich from our kitchen and grabbed a coffee after six attempts of trying to pay for it with his credit card he gave up. But had the bright idea to grab our till and run which he did and he got away. But here’s the thing the dumbass had left his wallet right beside the till with his ID in it the police caught him at his house 2 days later
You have my permission to put this in a part 2 if you need more information just ask
Yes plz do a #Part2
We definitely would like a part 2! What must have been going through their head when they left their numbers or called the bank in advance...crazy...all the same it pays much more to do the right thing and not commit crimes !
if they're criminals, I bet every crime scenes have something like this.
Whys the shifty 'Burke' with the black beany not on the list 😂
Yeah a part 2 sounds great to me! :)
Part 2 is needed, for sure! Love Danny he is great!
ikr
Part 2 please! These are just too funny!
WE WANT MORE!! WEWANTMORE
Technically if you video recorded a crime you committed and bragged about it afterwards on the recording them uploaded it on RUclips and it were to go viral after you do your prison time you could use the money your viral video earned you.... Thus crime could actually pay.
Saraphiene Haldritch wrong.. there are laws preventing you from profiting from crime.. i.e. OJ had to pay all profits from his book to the Goldman's..
Nice try
Saraphiene Haldritch how long did it take for you to think of that.
No you can't...you can't legally make money off your own crimes...it's just like criminals writing books...they can do it but if it's about their crimes they can't make any of the money off of it.
WRONG!!!!!!!! Bail Bonds would definitely cost more than you can make on one video. You got to pay for crime and not just with time.
At #2....
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!
I love dumb criminal stories!
#part2please
Part 2 please I loved this so much
Was the one with the m&m's actually from a cartoon of some kind, or did that really happen? Lol..
The stupidest 2 were both the one who broke into a house of cops and the the even stupider one was the guy who robbed Starbucks in front of cops. LOL.
PART 2!!! PLZ!!!
You forgot an honorable mention: Frank Singleton. Just got out of jail for a minor trespassing charge, got lazy realizing it was a 6 mile walk home, and tried carjacking someone driving a car with a manual transmission, in the jail visitors parking lot!
MnMs, HAHA makes me think of the episodes of Family Guy where Peter trapped a dumber and dumber James Wood with Reese's Pieces
I was thinking the same thing. Oh, a piece of candy.
We want a part 2 ASAP!!
Do more pls
If only they could steal the printers at school so there would be no paper tests .
Where is home alone criminals?
Yes. Part two, please!
This needs a part 2 .
Please do a part two!!!
Sue the bank for exploiting his disability. In CA he would have won
I got a good laugh out of this video because it reminded me of a show that I used to watch. That show was America's dumbest criminals. Lol.
more of these please
For jayson puachay, the police searching the files on his phone is a violation of his 4th amendment rights unless the police also had a warrant to search the phone, this was the ruling of the Supreme in the case Riley v. California
Plz make part 2
Love it when Danny does these lists 😊
NailsInTheCityy may favorite is Danny and Rebecca
Chloe Tanner I like Rebecca too. I like Landon's sense of humor, but he over explains everything lol
A DOG CANT DRIVE
lol, yes please more! These are the best types of crime stories...
It's stories like this that make me think, " I'm glad that's not me!" Lol
I'm going to get a job, not rob a bank
His sarcasm is amazing
part 2
Yes do a part 2 of this please.
I love most amazing top 10 you guys keep up the good work and I don't really have a favorite but if I had to choose it would be Rebecca
Danny you are my favorite, pls make another part of this video 😁😁😁😁
0:57 Drink driving XD
There must have been some very awkward conversations with other inmates.
Inmate: what are you in for
Dumbass: I was Robbing a house and my bag of M&Ms ripped
😂
PART 2
It's like my bedtime stories as I always view it before sleep, I used to see it many times a day but before sleep it's a must
Part 2
I'm early !!!!!!!
Hehee the guy who phoned the bank to pre-order the robbery was hilarious haha! Proper thinking outside the box lmaoo
1:06 - that guy is EIGHTEEN???
Bandecki I was thinking the same thing! XD
Haha he looks more like he's 48 than 18!
I was wondering why they would let the guy who said his dog was driving go 🤣
They didn’t
Part 2, s'il vous plaît 😃
Part 2 for sure!! Lova ya Danny!
part 2 please
I love the sarcasm of Danny xD
This isn’t something that I’ve seen but it’s something that I did:
I woke up at about one in the morning and was panicking because I couldn’t find my phone. So what do I do?....
I grab my phone, put the torch on and began looking for my phone. I took about five minutes to realise what I was doing.
Yes! Enjoyed this and would love more "dumb criminal" lists.
Yes part two!!!
you have to do part 2
I have a book that has over 250 records of dumb criminals
Cake lord Pokémon how much you want for it
Um no sale it is a book that I want to keep plus it is my step brother’s he just lets me read it
Who eats underpants??? Also, the guy who asked the people to ring him back when the manager arrived was could have been the dumbest person on the planet.