Sell your cell phones, sell your computer and move to forest or mountain or maybe under the water. Probably those goats, wolves, and mermaids don't send you text messages...but I WILL! I am a perfect gentleman. Anyone who thinks he is better than me can go away!!!
Once had a stranger message me on Facebook begging me to help him find a nice swedish girl who could go to California and marry him. When I told him no he started offering me money.
A random dude named Ghani Khanz messaged me on FB, asking if I'd "bear his son like nice Korean like you." He then proceeded to ask for nudes as confirmation that I "look fertile." My boyfriend was sitting right next to me, so we decided to troll the guy. He sent Ghani a PM, claiming to be my pimp, and told him he'd get me a plane ticket to India for a weekend if Ghani transferred money to him first. Ghani decided he would look elsewhere for a mother for his child. XD Which is good, since accepting that money would have been more than a little illegal (I'll be honest, we considered just keeping the money like total assholes if he somehow went for it). LOL. I'm seriously addicted to this channel. I've been binge watching these vids for hours. I'm such a productive adult.
I had some guy send me one of my own Instagram pics of myself through DM and say "this would make a good wallpaper for my phone".. turns out he was a regular customer at our shop and he lived nearby because he then started sending me things like "I can see you working, you look busy" Funnily enough, he's no longer welcome on the premises!
There are too many desperados out there with too much time on their hands. What they should be doing is fixing their creepiness so they can find a "normal" relationship.
I once had an Ozzie Osbourne impersonator propose to me and say he would like treat me like a queen. As a 17 year old it was definitely an... interesting experience.
I work at a restaurant in a takeout window and have had my regular male customers find and friend me over my social media accounts. One guys went so far as to message me, asking if I was mad at him for not replying to his friend request. He's kind of intellectually stumped so I was being nice and messaging back, asking about his vacation, where he proceeds to tell me that he was now single, lived not far from me, and also stated I was the sweetest girl he knew. I tried to play it off as non creepy, which was very difficult because there were all sorts of red flags flying. He finally asked if I was seeing any one and I told him, as a matter of fact I am, and have been for 6 years, plus I'm expecting his son in October. Not to mention I've just reached my second decade of life, while this guy was in his mid 40s at best. So. Ya know.
My roommates had a fight over texts about leaving the freezer door open all night in the garage & about overloading the washing machine & breaking it. One girl wouldn't admit that she did it but the other girl accused her of doing both of those.
There was this one guy in Facebook years ago, who suddenly started talking like we were lovers about to get married, within a week from when he'd first messaged me. When I tried to put a stop to it and inform him that, no, we weren't lovers and marriage most certainly was NOT going to happen (in a very nice and polite manner I might add), he got really mad and started throwing insults at me, saying "I was like all the other women" and other crap like that. I blocked him, but he still send me friend requests from at least two other accounts before giving up for good. Oh, and at some point before that, he told me he'd "send me a present". Without knowing which country I live in, let alone the city or address. Unsurprisingly, said present never arrived. Still kiiinda creepy though.
Oh lol just saw this Anudeispedia, also known as the Indian Flu, is, according to the consensus of leading Cybernetic Indian doctors, a deadly disease rampant in Cybernetic India. It's estimated to kill 130 thousand Cybernetic Indians every year. It mainly affects Indians between the age of 14 and 23.
Btw, what does DM stand for? I only know PM and when I google it all I find is a supermarket chain with the same name and what their name is standing for. I highly doubt though that the DM in this video are standing for Drogerie Markt.
One time this really wierd girl idek halfway across the world from me dm me and said she was going to hack my ig account unless I gave her my SnapChat, a friend's SnapChat, or chest pics...this when on for 3hrs I had to keep stalling her while I was asking my friend for help...my friend told me to block her, unfollow her, and change my account name so I did all three and never heard from this girl again thank God...the creepiest this is she even sent me screenshots of her about to hack me and how she was going to do it, til this day I still don't know if it was fake...I even took a pic of her ig account and put it on my SnapChat story saying "don't follow this girl she's a pervert and a hacker" and my friend did the same
A guy sent me DMs on Insta, saying he loved hentai, wanted to be my friend and help him find a girlfriend. He then said he wanted to fly to where I lived so we could meet. I didn't even know the dude
I get messages like #6 from a married man 20 years my senior every 3-6 months. Its been going on for almost 2 years! Almost like the blocked one cuz no matter what I do he always finds me
I was out one night and I got a text from this guy who had been texting me creepy shit saying.. "Hey You Look Gorgeous" I was afraid to got out Alone for sometime after that.
I got a message from a guy a while back that has become a joke to me, and I want it on a t-shirt. It read: "swety i am Rafiq" dunno why that's so funny to me, but it is.
before my boyfriend and I got together I had a dude ask me if he could hypnotise me. When I said no he said "please it will only take once"... creepiest thing ever!
I had a best friend whose boyfriend added me (after she told us she wanted all of us to be friends), well after awhile he started crossing a line (my young naive dumbass just thought he was being friendly and just trying to be friends) but finally once he told me that he wanted to come from the middle east to America to visit me I told her and sent her the messages, she accused me of trying to take her man and flirting (I had a boyfriend at the time) and her and her mom started harrassing me for the rest of the day telling me how horrible of a person I was and all this other stuff. I block them both expecting that to be the end of it, well he then starts making accounts and trying to friend me and after I would block him he would just keeping making other accounts. He made like 4 or 5 and would always ask me to not block him and apologize and say he would make me happy and all this other stuff and nothing I said would make him leave me alone. Finally after a month or so he left me alone. Sometimes it's best to not be good friends with your friends boyfriend no matter how much they try and make you cause that kindness can be mistaken for something else... Now I just stay on good terms with my friends significant others but I do not develope friendships with them.
One of my Top 10 DMs: Dude: Hey I got a question to ask u Me: ? Dude: How old are u Me: I was born in **** Dude: Ok [Inserts two photos of model legs in black pantyhose] Do u have any of those Me: Not in black... Is there a reason I need to be a certain age and own black pantyhose? Dude: Send me a pic of u in ur pantyhose Like seriously!? I'm not your damn stepford wife!!!
What's the best way to stop unwanted messages? #MostAmazing
A Spanish guy asked me for pictures of my 'bobs' lol😂😂
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Sell your cell phones, sell your computer and move to forest or mountain or maybe under the water. Probably those goats, wolves, and mermaids don't send you text messages...but I WILL! I am a perfect gentleman. Anyone who thinks he is better than me can go away!!!
MostAmazingTop10 Not have a device, simple.
Finns den några svenskar?😅
1:36 "A stranger that she doesn't even know"
DANNY BURKE, 2017
_ĐÃŘĶÑËŚŠ_ omg. Just noticed
Lol
_ĐÃŘĶÑËŚŠ_ i like ur comment #Dannygetyourgrammarright
Dumb Tweeter killed a lot of his brain cells...
_ĐÃŘĶÑËŚŠ_ I don't get it
Ruby Sypthe it's funny because if they're a stranger, OBVIOUSLY you don't know them
"without dress"
then wear hoodie and jeans-
Piggy Gamer true that
Smart
Piggy Gamer thepigissocuteohmygod
Piggy Gamer or an shirt
Once had a stranger message me on Facebook begging me to help him find a nice swedish girl who could go to California and marry him. When I told him no he started offering me money.
Lee Olsson aye! How much money we talkin
Take the money and run
Leah Bee Walker facts
The shop should’ve been called “Most Amazing Shop 10.”
YES
Hell yea
These were less creepy and more funny😂😂😁
This has happend to me A guy was trying to flirt I think? He was talking In A wierd language and sending me hearts creepy😟#part2
Ingvild Kvakestad creepier than the guy you're messaging complimenting a picture of you as a kid? 😕😓
Dennie's Story ????
Yeah, I blocked him that day.
Johnny Hollén arabion maybe symbols not normal letters
Ingvild Kvakestad yea some guy said hey cutue to me
Scrumptious is a horrible word
scrumptious
EnderCraft REEEE
Rennervate Scrump-diddly-ump-tious
Leviathan TS bippity blocked
Rennervate lmao
44 secs and 44 views what a miracle
#Blessed😂
A part 2 would be amazing!!!
Wow.”A stranger that she doesn’t even know”😂😂😂🤣
Whats up keep up the bangers
Anudeispedia is adorable. -pedia is a suffix that basically means “learning”. Why not just add -itis or something to the end to made it believable
Definitely need a part 2...this could actually be a really good series
Wow, nice Silence of the Lambs stuff at the end there.
It rubs the lotion on its skin...
ya................
was about to comment this.
I love no. 7. This is... This is very eccentric and quite frankly beyond credulity.
I love this guy and amazingtop10 😂
Danny has a hickey
Kierups. OOF I see it
I see it now
We out here notifications ain’t ever gonna catch me!
A random dude named Ghani Khanz messaged me on FB, asking if I'd "bear his son like nice Korean like you." He then proceeded to ask for nudes as confirmation that I "look fertile." My boyfriend was sitting right next to me, so we decided to troll the guy. He sent Ghani a PM, claiming to be my pimp, and told him he'd get me a plane ticket to India for a weekend if Ghani transferred money to him first. Ghani decided he would look elsewhere for a mother for his child. XD Which is good, since accepting that money would have been more than a little illegal (I'll be honest, we considered just keeping the money like total assholes if he somehow went for it). LOL. I'm seriously addicted to this channel. I've been binge watching these vids for hours. I'm such a productive adult.
Had a dude show me his high heels and ask what he should wear with them 😂👌 definitely my fav "creepy" message
Confused nerd here
what is a DM?
I'm thinking here Dungone Master?
How does one "receive" a Dungeon Master?
Rosalie Kitchen direct message
You can't revive a DM, you could know a DM, but you can't recive one.
Idk about YOU, but I receive Dungeon Masters all the time.
It’s a direct message lol. Usually it’s referred to in the context of Instagram.
Direct Message. And PM means Private Message
I had some guy send me one of my own Instagram pics of myself through DM and say "this would make a good wallpaper for my phone".. turns out he was a regular customer at our shop and he lived nearby because he then started sending me things like "I can see you working, you look busy"
Funnily enough, he's no longer welcome on the premises!
PART 2 please!😂💖
Your necklace is cool
The DM's are funny, but it's so funny when he reads them..maybe it's the accent, but it's cracking me up when he reads a DM and says WTF!
Someone sent me a random message after I got my first phone random person asked how I was doing in a concentration camp like WTF
Definitely part 2
5:39 "What the fu**" the way he reads it is so funny im dying 😂😂
It puts the lotion on its skin.......
...or it gets the DM again.
Number 3, actually, made me laugh! xD Part 2, please! :)
I’d love a part two for this
Part 2 please, I've never laughed so hard before😂
First btw I love your vids
That was hysterical, all the crazy people in this world! Part 2
These videos cheer me up🤷🏼♀️
I'd love to see a part 2 of this one 😄
Please do a part 2. This was so funny 😆 and true
@moistAmazingTop10, Your beard looks amazing! Can I have another top 10?
I am so wanting a part 2!
I've got to keep in my back pocket the one that took a poop and it was a better conversationalist! Awesome.
There are too many desperados out there with too much time on their hands. What they should be doing is fixing their creepiness so they can find a "normal" relationship.
PART 2 BLUD! 💯💯
I once had an Ozzie Osbourne impersonator propose to me and say he would like treat me like a queen. As a 17 year old it was definitely an... interesting experience.
Definitely, part 2 is needed
Waiting for part 2 😉
I hit like for the roasts in 10, and also "I'm on my way to ur self" LOL
you know i cant find that t shirt your wearing danny on your merch website, i really like it and its kinda frustrating i cant find it
Would love a part 2
Yes we would like a part 2 of it
So basically any message you get from someone who doesn't know english fully
please make a part 2!
I work at a restaurant in a takeout window and have had my regular male customers find and friend me over my social media accounts. One guys went so far as to message me, asking if I was mad at him for not replying to his friend request. He's kind of intellectually stumped so I was being nice and messaging back, asking about his vacation, where he proceeds to tell me that he was now single, lived not far from me, and also stated I was the sweetest girl he knew. I tried to play it off as non creepy, which was very difficult because there were all sorts of red flags flying. He finally asked if I was seeing any one and I told him, as a matter of fact I am, and have been for 6 years, plus I'm expecting his son in October. Not to mention I've just reached my second decade of life, while this guy was in his mid 40s at best. So. Ya know.
My roommates had a fight over texts about leaving the freezer door open all night in the garage & about overloading the washing machine & breaking it. One girl wouldn't admit that she did it but the other girl accused her of doing both of those.
Hi people
AC EDITED hello
AC EDITED hi
AC EDITED hoi
AC EDITED top of the morning
AC EDITED hello pal
Part 2 please I love your videos #part 2
I want a part 2!
I love Danny Burke’s videos!
these are just hilarious 😂
Cool video(: keep going.
I once messaged James Charles on Instagram saying “DADDY!” And 2 minutes later it had seen under in.
part 2!!
Part 2 please
There was this one guy in Facebook years ago, who suddenly started talking like we were lovers about to get married, within a week from when he'd first messaged me. When I tried to put a stop to it and inform him that, no, we weren't lovers and marriage most certainly was NOT going to happen (in a very nice and polite manner I might add), he got really mad and started throwing insults at me, saying "I was like all the other women" and other crap like that. I blocked him, but he still send me friend requests from at least two other accounts before giving up for good.
Oh, and at some point before that, he told me he'd "send me a present". Without knowing which country I live in, let alone the city or address. Unsurprisingly, said present never arrived. Still kiiinda creepy though.
The smooth skin one just sounds like someone trying to compliment you on your complexion XD
Love it when he says it was love at first creep
I licked you, now i own you..... Ewwwww 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
please please please tell us what rebecca said about the aneudispedia or however you spell it.
It was michael jackson smooth skinimal lol
I am an idiot I was laughing you were talking about creepy messages lmao
Part 2!!!
2:50 what a typical nice guy message 😂
who google searched Anudeispedia?
Enoch Chin I did. Urban dictionary says it’s totally real 😂
I didn't I wont find anyways
Oh lol just saw this
Anudeispedia, also known as the Indian Flu, is, according to the consensus of leading Cybernetic Indian doctors, a deadly disease rampant in Cybernetic India. It's estimated to kill 130 thousand Cybernetic Indians every year. It mainly affects Indians between the age of 14 and 23.
Btw, what does DM stand for? I only know PM and when I google it all I find is a supermarket chain with the same name and what their name is standing for. I highly doubt though that the DM in this video are standing for Drogerie Markt.
Grey Warden and Champion of Kirkwall direct message
A person texted me "Hi" and I blocked them xD
Hi
Hi
One time this really wierd girl idek halfway across the world from me dm me and said she was going to hack my ig account unless I gave her my SnapChat, a friend's SnapChat, or chest pics...this when on for 3hrs I had to keep stalling her while I was asking my friend for help...my friend told me to block her, unfollow her, and change my account name so I did all three and never heard from this girl again thank God...the creepiest this is she even sent me screenshots of her about to hack me and how she was going to do it, til this day I still don't know if it was fake...I even took a pic of her ig account and put it on my SnapChat story saying "don't follow this girl she's a pervert and a hacker" and my friend did the same
A guy sent me DMs on Insta, saying he loved hentai, wanted to be my friend and help him find a girlfriend. He then said he wanted to fly to where I lived so we could meet. I didn't even know the dude
I get messages like #6 from a married man 20 years my senior every 3-6 months. Its been going on for almost 2 years! Almost like the blocked one cuz no matter what I do he always finds me
I was out one night and I got a text from this guy who had been texting me creepy shit saying..
"Hey You Look Gorgeous"
I was afraid to got out Alone for sometime after that.
Hello random person scrolling through the comments!
Bapplez hello
k
That's me!.
What is a dm?
donald chevalier a phone service message
I got a message from a guy a while back that has become a joke to me, and I want it on a t-shirt. It read:
"swety i am Rafiq"
dunno why that's so funny to me, but it is.
One of them said did you go to Saint Johns... That's in Newfoundland
It is!
I have received one, but it was a friend-zone message, so I didn’t block them because they are really nice, but it was a DM that I didn’t want
before my boyfriend and I got together I had a dude ask me if he could hypnotise me. When I said no he said "please it will only take once"... creepiest thing ever!
PART 2
PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEE!
Hey Danny, If I may, I would like to recommend some Kat Von D Lock It FULL COVERAGE Foundation for that hickey you got there!😭
Part 2 please .
Some guy asked if I was married once... I’m 13.
Do a part 2
At 5:02 is possibly the most "what" in all the whats I've heard
.... I actually had a guy who messages me claiming he was looking for a marriage partner who was in a completely other continent.
Once someone sent me a dm and they said "do u like my legs" and that was it 😂😂
#mostamazing. Love the vids
I have gotten so many messages like these. It's sad these are not shocking to me at all.
The "Block" button is THE best invention ever!!
Best part is that they're all lads sending the messages 😂
I had a best friend whose boyfriend added me (after she told us she wanted all of us to be friends), well after awhile he started crossing a line (my young naive dumbass just thought he was being friendly and just trying to be friends) but finally once he told me that he wanted to come from the middle east to America to visit me I told her and sent her the messages, she accused me of trying to take her man and flirting (I had a boyfriend at the time) and her and her mom started harrassing me for the rest of the day telling me how horrible of a person I was and all this other stuff. I block them both expecting that to be the end of it, well he then starts making accounts and trying to friend me and after I would block him he would just keeping making other accounts. He made like 4 or 5 and would always ask me to not block him and apologize and say he would make me happy and all this other stuff and nothing I said would make him leave me alone. Finally after a month or so he left me alone. Sometimes it's best to not be good friends with your friends boyfriend no matter how much they try and make you cause that kindness can be mistaken for something else... Now I just stay on good terms with my friends significant others but I do not develope friendships with them.
PART 2 PLZ
Part two yo. LETS DO THIS 😂😂
One of my Top 10 DMs:
Dude: Hey I got a question to ask u
Me: ?
Dude: How old are u
Me: I was born in ****
Dude: Ok
[Inserts two photos of model legs in black pantyhose]
Do u have any of those
Me: Not in black...
Is there a reason I need to be a certain age and own black pantyhose?
Dude: Send me a pic of u in ur pantyhose
Like seriously!?
I'm not your damn stepford wife!!!