Jim Cornette Reviews Hulk Hogan's Interview On The 700 Club
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- From Episode 341 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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“I told Honest Abe he should skip the theater that night, brother.”
- Hulk Hogan
😂😂😂😂😂
Hogan was born in Georgia, and raised in Florida. He probably wouldn't have been on Lincoln's side.
@@EwanCumia Surely a Booth fan.
When people are asked "what was Lincoln's worst decision?" they tend to say going to the theater... Hogan thinks of other things
@@EwanCumia Contrary to what you might think, a lot of southerners were openly upset when they heard about Lincoln's assassination and subsequent death. He had promised them reconstruction and reconciliation after the death and destruction of the Civil War, and his passing jeopardized all that. They feared that whoever took his place might not show them that same kindness, but would instead look for ways to punish the South. Even in Richmond, the not-so-long-ago capital of the Confederacy, Booth was labeled a savage and a scoundrel by newspapers.
The idolization of Booth is a Neo-Confederate thing, not a Confederate one.
To quote Jerry Lawler
When Hulk Hogan "goes to a funeral, he's jealous he's not the corpse!"
Best comment 😂😂😂
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I remember he made the same joke about HBK at Summerslam 97 😂
He said that about Shawn Michaels. Not hogan
@@mrnicemam8523 I am using the Jerry lawler quote (he has used several times for diferent people, most notably HBK) to desceibe Hulk Hogan. I am giving him credit that is all.
“I’ve got a bad feeling about tomorrow brothers”
Hulk Hogan (September 10th, 2001)
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😊
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Hehehe 😂
"Don't eat that apple brother!"
-Hulk Hogan, 4000BC
"The Book of Job? Never read it"
MONEY!!!!
Best comment
The ol’ double entendre. That works for me, brother.
And the award for best comment of the day goes to…..
"JOB?" that doesn't work for me Brother!
“Hulk, can you name the 12 apostles?”
“Of course brother. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Hall, Nash, Savage, Virgil, Waltman, Beefcake, Konnan and Steiner.”
Now I want the last supper artwork with those guys
@@JathanielLunnington With Hulk as Jesus of course.
@zlinedavid there is a pecking order to the Disciples, brother!
Waltman?! "You suck pal!" lol He's got to be judas...
KONANN
His interview made me so emotional, I played Hulkster In Heaven all day. My neighbors loved the song so much, they sent a brick through my window to better hear it.
"I told JFK to keep the hood down dude."
-Hulk Hogan
That's funny as hell
HYAHAHAHAHAHA
Now he was alive then but hell nah
Lmfao
JFK was a hulkomaniac when Terry was a mere child and regrets not taking his advice.
“When I heard they crucified Jesus, I said that doesn’t work for me brother, so I went to Jerusalem, got Jesus out of that cave, and took him back to Tampa with me” - Hulk Hogan
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That's just... HILARIOUS 😂😂
Tore my back muscles lifting that giant boulder, brother.
HAHA! 🤣
Lol
God originally booked Hogan to job to David but he said “that doesn’t work for me brother” so God had to re-write that feud for Goliath instead
Didnt want to give him 50 percent of the gate
This is the most Hogan thing I've ever read and I even read the "that doesn't work for me brother" in his voice 😂
"I told Jesus not to trust Judas, brother! I said 'J-Man! You gotta watch your back, jack! That Judas is one bad dude and he's gonna Pearl Harbor you if you don't got a pair of All-Mighty, all seeing eyes in the back of your head!' "
This comment should have the most likes
And then Judas said: "Nope, that doesn't work for me, brother"
Interesting. So Hogan was able to also predict the "Pearl Harbor Attack" before Jesus was betrayed by Judas.
Hulk Hogan: "I am also the one who actually discovered America Brother! Christopher Columbus was only along for the ride."
“I offered Princess Diana a car ride in my red and yellow Dodge Viper, but she decided to ride with that jabroni instead”.
-Hulk Hogan.
Jabroni? That sounds more like The Rock Brother!
Per Honkey Tonk Man. “Hogan never shared his weed,booze or whores”
"Hey Hulk, let me get a hit of that"
Hogan : "that doesn't work for me brother "
He is awful and he never once paid for drugs
"He never carried a wallet."
HTM said that the reason Beefcake and Brian Knobbs kept having jobs is that they were Hogan’s bag men. Aaaaaand that actually makes a lot of sense.
@@zlinedavidBeefcake isnt gay at all, it was just a heel gimmick. He actually has a few viral clips with his wife online
“yknow brother…. i was the one who put St. Peter over….. we sold out the roman Colosseum back to back nights”
"yknow brother... I was the one that trained Hercules"
Satan: you are coming to hell Hogan!
Hogan: that doesn't work for me brother.
Me and my partner Jesus are forming the new mega powers
@@kidcoyoteanarchy cue Jesus and Hulks handshake 🤝
I can’t believe he turned Piper into the hulkster in heaven
Satan using his gimmick name is making me chuckle for some reason.
Satan: "Welcome to hell, Hogan!"
Hogan: "Aaah. Uh. Where am I?... There's no Hulkamaniacs here. I've never been here before."
Satan: "Umm... Why are you sticking your finger in that lava pit?"
Hogan: "Aaah! It's NOT not hot! What is this place?"
Satan: "You're in hell, Hulk Hogan."
Hogan: "I know you. I know you too. You too are behind the demise of Hulkamania. I know about the Zodiac. I know about the dangerous Kamala."
Satan: "I don't even know who these people are..."
Hogan: "And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Shark. But edged in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Hulkamania. And you too will be buried beaneath it."
Satan (to himself): "I have to spend an eternity with this doofus? Jesus Christ!"
Jesus: "Don't get me involved. He's your responsibility."
Most people outside of North America don't know who Tom Brady is.
I'm inside North America and I don't know who Tom Brady is.
@@adamsmashups4839You also look like you've been living in a basement for 50 years
I only heard of him after watching Ted.
Didn't he have that bunch?
Hulk Hogan is much more famous world wide
"I told Tupac that I had a bad feeling about him going to watch the Tyson vs Seldon boxing match, dude"
- Hulk Hogan
Quake referenced
Hogan probably pushes his current church and pastor to play "Hulkster In Heaven" mixed in with the other hymns every Sunday.
I tried to warn my brother New Jack that the 9000 lbs. Mass Transit was lying about his age, but I couldn't make it after that no good Paul E. Dangerously had the Undertaker snap my neck.
"I parted the red and yellow sea, brothers"
“Noah ran out of wood, so I had to carry all the animals with my 24 inch pythons, brother”.
"Call me Brother Teresa, brother"
- Hulk Hogan
I told JFK not to go to Dallas Brother.
- Hulk Hogan
The mob tried to hire me to be the 2nd shooter in red & gold on the grassy knoll brother.
@@rocknroll6396 But I said, I don't play like that man.
Anybody remember that old Bugs Bunny episode where he's helping his nephew with his history report and Bugs is inserting himself into different points of world history (I think it was titled "Yankee Doodle Bugs")? That episode is basically what Hogan is patterning his life after 😂.
Hulk “Forrest Gump” Hogan
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Hulk "Man of God" Hogan proudly boasting about breaking one of the 10 Commandments on the 700 Club is probably the most Hulk Hogan thing ever! 😂
A lot of people on those kinds of shows are more then happy and willing to break their commandments.
“And I said Listen brother, there’s a giant iceberg right in our path. Better dial it back a little.”
Hulk Hogan, April 14 1912
Hogan has the Grail and the Ark of the Covenant in the back of his beach shop.
700 Club? That doesn't work for me, brother.
There's only one club, brother, and that's the Hulkamaniacs, brother.
Interesting note:
Piper sadly passed July 31, 2015. The Chicago Sports Show was taking place July 29-Aug 2.
I had paid for a Hogan/Flair meet and greet. When I arrived and checked in, I was told that my ticket would be refunded as Roddy had passed and that Flair had flown out to grieve and visit the family - canceling his appearance at the show. Hogan stayed put all weekend charging $160 for a photo.
I doubt he was that shaken up.
Such a class act that Hogan is. I've never liked the guy . I always thought he was full of himself. I not sure how he can sleep at night with one eye open with all of his lies he's told.
Whos fuckin paying that for a photo lmfao. Fuckin hell
What I’m actually curious about is whether Hulk would put Jesus of Nazareth over if he was asked to do a job for him.
DQ finish. Judas with the run in. 😂😂 🤘
He would kick out at 3 they would have a screwy finish where the ref is supposed to fast count with hogan pinning Jesus but counts a regular count instead and everyone is confused.
Does creative control out weigh creator control? Then again God did sacrifice his son once, so Hogan probably wins in a squash for a pop from all the romans
Four minutes in, Hogan creates the new nation of Zambawi
Right next to Nambia, 😂
Isn't Laybia right off the coast?
As a Zambawian, how dare you talk of our Founder with such disrespect.
“Don’t know shit from apple butter” made me laugh so hard. Just offhanded comments like that from Jim make me howl laughing. Favorite wrestling podcast hands down.
Everytime we hear a Tony Khan press scrum or Hulk Hogan speak ... our IQ's drop in half
Says more about you, honestly.
Tony Khan becoming an Evangelical would actually be hilarious.
@@LoganSewell83he might actually be able to run the promotion
And if you add Kurt Angle to the mix, we lose another half of the half we already have, so divide that by 55. 5 percent and let the Hulkster have a match with Scott, and the equation will soon end up in a mental hospital.
@@Random_ideit ... wow ... a personal attack ... 🖕🖕🖕
You remember that time Hogan walked on water with Jesus? Ne neither, but he'll tell you all about it.
Jesus: "why are there only one set of foot prints in the sand?"
Hogan: " cause I was carrying you the whole time, brother."
They walked across the ocean backwards across the international date line so that he could work 400 days in a year.
Brother.
"A meat suite with the spirit of Christ" 😂
Like Corny said "when mortals hate you, you turn to religion"
He's putting over God now, so will he just bring him back in 8 years to get his win back?
Andre’ the giant. A man who could flip a car full of people by himself. But needed Hulk Hogan’s help to push a double bed. 🤔
@8:43 "HULLLLK HHHOOOGGGGGAAANNNN
YOOOUURRR FULLLLL OFF SSHH#&$, HA HA!"🧌
That Impression of Andre fkn came out of nowhere
& legit took me out at the gym. I still can't breathe💀
Ironically watching this in the parking lot of the gym 🤣
For the biggest liar in the history of sports to say he missed someone Honesty is fuckin wild😂😂😂
If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.
I'm a South African neighbours to both Zimbabwe and Mozambique, and I have to agree with Hulk there: Wrestling in popularity dwarfs NFL or AFL. Therefore, yes, Hulk is known by most than Tom Brady. It's not due to Hulk or Brady but their respective associations. NFL or even baseball are American centric while Wrestling is more global. It did help that they (wwe) toured a lot and still do. Not many years ago, they were in South Africa. The NBA has in recent times also realised the market in Africa.
Wether he’s dedicated his life to God or not is pure speculation on our behalf. One thing for certain is only God knows what is truly in Hogans heart.
Sure 😂
Ok Jimmy swaggart
There’s always one
@@shawnakasmallchange
Well depending on one's point of view, that could be you.🤷♂️
“Terry…..turn your heart over to God”
“I don’t put anyone over, brother”
I believe in the super natural, and if Piper sent a voice mail from beyond, only Piper can do that 👏
"Meat suit filled with the spirit of Christ" 😅😅😅
"His fingers were like bananas". 🤣
There's gotta be more than enough material for a "Hogan's Lies and Exaggerations" omnibus by now, right? 😂
Hogan found Jesus he was in Tampa the whole time 😂
“ I was sending letters to the Corinthians way before Paul, brother”
"What sport, tiddlywinks?" 😂
"Wrestling in Hiroshima on Aug. 6 1945 doesn't work for me brother."
Meat suit, Hogan has been watching too much Supernatural.🙈
To be fair, hogan is probably more recognizable internationally than nearly any athlete
Yeah, his level of pop culture icon status is extremely rarified air. Michael Jordan is probably the only athlete even close and I'd argue he's still not nearly as recognisable.
I love that Steven P. New commercial spot! 😎👌🏻
"My hairline receded to give mortals a chance to compete against me as my hair gave me strength just like Samson brother."
Ah, interviewing another racist. Glad to see that Pat's death hasn't changed The 700 Club. 😂
Your cry bullying has no power anymore.
@Random_ideit stop crying ❄️
@@Random_ideit We get it, you think racism is cool, brother! 😂🤡
Funny but FYI: Chavo claimed he got a text from someone in Benoit's house that arrived AFTER they all died. Messages can be scheduled - it's not unlikely.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and Hulkamania brother
As for the “voice text message”. Roddy could have sent it to Hulks phone before Roddy passed. However, Hulk may not have seen the notification on his phone for 2-3 days. Lol
“Watch him, brother…”
- Hulk Hogan, warning Eazy-E about Jerry Heller’s business dealings and how it could affect Ruthless Records.
I get delayed texts and voicemails sometimes. It'd be hilarious if Roddy was trolling him and just so happened to die between sending it and Hogan receiving it.
I told Paul to warn Washington about the ships with British flags coming from the east on the Atlantic.
- Hogan
Leave it to Hogan to be on a religious show lying his butt off about almost everything. Hogan just keeps finding new ways to be a massive hyprocrite.
Well the 700 club is a den of hypocrites so he'll fit in just fine.
Who amongst us was not in some strange house in Mozambique last week? Brother.
Hogan missed a golden opportunity to cut a promo after that first question. Was expecting to hear "Let me tell ya something brother!"
{Insert_It doesn't work for me, brother_joke here}
Hogan vs Satan angle is gonna be lit in the afterlife.
That cheesy music in the background is killing me, Brother Hogan!
Hogan saw Kanye make money off of jesus and religion and said hold my beer. Only if Pastamania worked out he wouldnt be here. Lol
Or the Hulk Hogan grill
Hogan always had it from his first face turn in the early 80s.
Brian Last finally popped me with the Linda Hogan crack at the end!
so there i was brother just 14yrs old breaking bread with God when he said "Terry" and I was like hold up its Hulk from now on brother!
"Cuz he divorced her" I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think Hogan didn’t know to call it a voicemail instead of a text that was a voice message.
When I saw the preview, I thought this was a review on the song about Hogan going to Heaven. LOL
"Cause he divorced her" classic 😂😂
I am genuinely happy for Hogan that hes found peace being Terry and with God. I'd rather see him preaching his faith than watch Ric Flair getting kicked out of bars.
Hogan is just a real world South Park character
Thy shalt not lie doesn't work for me, brother!
Piper passed a week or two after the story of Hulks racist comments came out, so that voicemail was him showing support saying loving and praying for you to Hulk, which also may be why he referenced Jesus if thats what Hulk was believing at the time. He also talked about it on the Rich Eisen show he was on before passing.
Ty someone remembers
@@jasonsandhu3760 Someone else I saw mentioned the part of Florida Hulks in had some kind of outage at that time, and alot of people got cell messages a day or two later. The insanity of how much Hulk just lies and lies and lies is IN-SANE, lol
Dutch and james covered a really funny hogan bs story on their show the other day where he claims he got the undertaker his job in the wwf. They went through it point by point in the timeline thoroughly disproving yet another hulk Hogan lie that is so easily debunked.
Gorilla Monsoon: Whatcha bringing to the table, Hulkster?
Hulk: ...a meat suit filled with the spiz-irit of Christ brother!
According to Hogan, Andre could never find a Fork or Knife to work with again after his shoot with a Spoon in 73'
Religion is a much bigger work than Pro wrestling has ever been.
Lol..the wccw music i knew it was 10:00..to see the von erichs and free birds !ty. Jim.
I just watched the entire interview. It was better than how you guys short formed it. Jim, I just finished the last episode of Dark Side of the Ring about the territories, I hung on your every word. I really appreciate your involvement in that series.
I like in ireland and we dont know tom brady but we all know Hulk Hogan
I live in London, England and we don't know Tom Brady but we know Hulk Hogan.
@@DavidDexterGaming 🤘😆🤘
You're not missing out on anything
His consortium just got Birmingham relegated to league one. That's how most uk and ireland folk know him.
Could you imagine Andre being alive today and doing a podcast or a shoot interview 😂😂
I would believe hogan had alot of unread texts before piper sent him a voice message from beyond the grave.
Hulk Hogan and Donald Trump need to have a Main Event match at WrestleMania over who's the bigger liar.
Those two just need to decide who's going to go over.
It'll have to end in a DQ 😂
Trump isn't a liar
@@michaelchavez816 😅😂🤣 that's absolutely hilarious without actually being funny
No one lies more than lyin Biden
@@nicksoapdish157
Grew up in Puerto Rican neighborhood.
Attended black churches.
Arrested with Nelson Mandela.
Drove an 18 wheeler.
Doesn't want his kids in a "racial jungle".
Uncle eaten by cannibals.
Oh wait...😂😂😂 🤘
The John 3:16 shirt has a hulk logo on the sleeve so he's trying to cash in on the religious suckers
Hogan was the one who resurrected Jesus Christ. He looked after him, fed him vitamins and prayed. Thus, "The Lord's prayer" was renamed, "Hogan's prayer." "Our brother, who art on in Tampa..."
You picked the easiest subject to try to joke on, and you couldn't even make it funny.
@@Random_ideitI laughed.
@@kidcoyoteanarchy yea people laugh at shi on Netflix too
HBK, Sting, and Luger I believe their transformations.
Hogan, time will tell.
The voicemail transcript to text and audio text messages didn’t come out till a few years ago
Things like this just remind me why im an athiest.
Good for you.
@@gman2015z thanks for the support👍
His fingers were like bananas brother
The three most dishonest things are, in no particular order, politicians, preachers, and Hulk Hogan.
Now Hogan is with Preachers 💀
Yoda got to be 900 years old by following The Force.
“Let me tell you something father, brother, dude, Jack!!!”
Went from Hollywood Hogan to Brother Hogan
Moses parted the red sea, then he shook Hogan's hand and asked for a job.
Moses parted the Red Sea, but Hogan parted the red and Yellow Sea…brother.