“When I heard they crucified Jesus, I said that doesn’t work for me brother, so I went to Jerusalem, got Jesus out of that cave, and took him back to Tampa with me” - Hulk Hogan
@@mrnicemam8523 I am using the Jerry lawler quote (he has used several times for diferent people, most notably HBK) to desceibe Hulk Hogan. I am giving him credit that is all.
@@EwanCumia Contrary to what you might think, a lot of southerners were openly upset when they heard about Lincoln's assassination and subsequent death. He had promised them reconstruction and reconciliation after the death and destruction of the Civil War, and his passing jeopardized all that. They feared that whoever took his place might not show them that same kindness, but would instead look for ways to punish the South. Even in Richmond, the not-so-long-ago capital of the Confederacy, Booth was labeled a savage and a scoundrel by newspapers. The idolization of Booth is a Neo-Confederate thing, not a Confederate one.
“Hulk, can you name the 12 apostles?” “Of course brother. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Hall, Nash, Savage, Virgil, Waltman, Beefcake, Konnan and Steiner.”
His interview made me so emotional, I played Hulkster In Heaven all day. My neighbors loved the song so much, they sent a brick through my window to better hear it.
“He was short with no pythons, brother. Think Rey Mysterio. But since I had obligations to single-handedly break down the walls of Jericho, I told God that David would have to do the job, brother.”
"He also wanted me for the role of Jack Torrance in The Shining but I told him I can't job to the Overlook Maze and let down all the Hulkamaniacs. That just didn't work for me so he had to settle for Jack Nicholson."
“I noticed a lot of quarries on the way to Wembley Stadium with Michael Jackson, the Pope, Gazza and Mr T. I pitched the idea to Stanley after I met that smelly kid”
"I told Jesus not to trust Judas, brother! I said 'J-Man! You gotta watch your back, jack! That Judas is one bad dude and he's gonna Pearl Harbor you if you don't got a pair of All-Mighty, all seeing eyes in the back of your head!' "
Interesting. So Hogan was able to also predict the "Pearl Harbor Attack" before Jesus was betrayed by Judas. Hulk Hogan: "I am also the one who actually discovered America Brother! Christopher Columbus was only along for the ride."
Satan: "Welcome to hell, Hogan!" Hogan: "Aaah. Uh. Where am I?... There's no Hulkamaniacs here. I've never been here before." Satan: "Umm... Why are you sticking your finger in that lava pit?" Hogan: "Aaah! It's NOT not hot! What is this place?" Satan: "You're in hell, Hulk Hogan." Hogan: "I know you. I know you too. You too are behind the demise of Hulkamania. I know about the Zodiac. I know about the dangerous Kamala." Satan: "I don't even know who these people are..." Hogan: "And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Shark. But edged in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Hulkamania. And you too will be buried beaneath it." Satan (to himself): "I have to spend an eternity with this doofus? Jesus Christ!" Jesus: "Don't get me involved. He's your responsibility."
“Me, Jimmy Hart and the Booty Man were vacationing in Hawaii on the morning of December 7, 1941. And I told Admiral Kimmel, “Why are you lining up all the ships in the harbor, and why is all the ammo locked up? That doesn’t work for me brother.”
I tried to warn my brother New Jack that the 9000 lbs. Mass Transit was lying about his age, but I couldn't make it after that no good Paul E. Dangerously had the Undertaker snap my neck.
Anybody remember that old Bugs Bunny episode where he's helping his nephew with his history report and Bugs is inserting himself into different points of world history (I think it was titled "Yankee Doodle Bugs")? That episode is basically what Hogan is patterning his life after 😂.
Omg this is amazing. I believe Roddy would have done this just to provoke Hogan into lying his ass off about Roddy’s voicemail from the afterlife lmao.
And if you add Kurt Angle to the mix, we lose another half of the half we already have, so divide that by 55. 5 percent and let the Hulkster have a match with Scott, and the equation will soon end up in a mental hospital.
“Don’t know shit from apple butter” made me laugh so hard. Just offhanded comments like that from Jim make me howl laughing. Favorite wrestling podcast hands down.
He would kick out at 3 they would have a screwy finish where the ref is supposed to fast count with hogan pinning Jesus but counts a regular count instead and everyone is confused.
Does creative control out weigh creator control? Then again God did sacrifice his son once, so Hogan probably wins in a squash for a pop from all the romans
Interesting note: Piper sadly passed July 31, 2015. The Chicago Sports Show was taking place July 29-Aug 2. I had paid for a Hogan/Flair meet and greet. When I arrived and checked in, I was told that my ticket would be refunded as Roddy had passed and that Flair had flown out to grieve and visit the family - canceling his appearance at the show. Hogan stayed put all weekend charging $160 for a photo. I doubt he was that shaken up.
Such a class act that Hogan is. I've never liked the guy . I always thought he was full of himself. I not sure how he can sleep at night with one eye open with all of his lies he's told.
I love how Hogan is a massive source of comedy to Brian and Jim. Every video discussing Hogan, we get the well known Brian Last giggling and hearty laughing 😂 🤣
LMAO these hulk hogan lies are absolutely hilarious I'm so glad jim and brian are covering the utter ridiculousness of this topic this made my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He should start a YT channel called Hogan Hacks where he gives obvious ideas but claims to have come up with all of them. "Did you know you can sharpen a stick and make a spear, brother?"
I'm a South African neighbours to both Zimbabwe and Mozambique, and I have to agree with Hulk there: Wrestling in popularity dwarfs NFL or AFL. Therefore, yes, Hulk is known by most than Tom Brady. It's not due to Hulk or Brady but their respective associations. NFL or even baseball are American centric while Wrestling is more global. It did help that they (wwe) toured a lot and still do. Not many years ago, they were in South Africa. The NBA has in recent times also realised the market in Africa.
@8:43 "HULLLLK HHHOOOGGGGGAAANNNN YOOOUURRR FULLLLL OFF SSHH#&$, HA HA!"🧌 That Impression of Andre fkn came out of nowhere & legit took me out at the gym. I still can't breathe💀
Ppl don’t realize this but Andre had watermelon fingers, he was so large that Hogan used to carry two mattresses to and from the arena everyday, uphill both ways, just so Andre can sleep at night. And that’s what Hogan misses most about Andre, how appreciative Andre was to have such a great friend like Hogan. Still to this day, Andre, Piper, and the Macho Man send texts to Hogan from beyond the grave, just to let Hogan know Jesus is a huge Hulkamaniac
Yeah, his level of pop culture icon status is extremely rarified air. Michael Jordan is probably the only athlete even close and I'd argue he's still not nearly as recognisable.
"There's more than one Hulkamaniac in Heavan, dude. God no showed HBK's match because of me, brother. JC got hot over the Larry King skit and texted his dad the night before the match. God said with tears in his eyes, I can't tag with him Terry. True story, brother " - Hulk Hogan
As for the “voice text message”. Roddy could have sent it to Hulks phone before Roddy passed. However, Hulk may not have seen the notification on his phone for 2-3 days. Lol
My theory is there were actually 2 Jesuses. One who got crucified, and the other that was seen wandering around a couple days later. Kind of like 2 Hebners.
“When I heard they crucified Jesus, I said that doesn’t work for me brother, so I went to Jerusalem, got Jesus out of that cave, and took him back to Tampa with me” - Hulk Hogan
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That's just... HILARIOUS 😂😂
Tore my back muscles lifting that giant boulder, brother.
HAHA! 🤣
Lol
To quote Jerry Lawler
When Hulk Hogan "goes to a funeral, he's jealous he's not the corpse!"
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I remember he made the same joke about HBK at Summerslam 97 😂
He said that about Shawn Michaels. Not hogan
@@mrnicemam8523 I am using the Jerry lawler quote (he has used several times for diferent people, most notably HBK) to desceibe Hulk Hogan. I am giving him credit that is all.
“I told Honest Abe he should skip the theater that night, brother.”
- Hulk Hogan
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Hogan was born in Georgia, and raised in Florida. He probably wouldn't have been on Lincoln's side.
@@EwanCumia Surely a Booth fan.
When people are asked "what was Lincoln's worst decision?" they tend to say going to the theater... Hogan thinks of other things
@@EwanCumia Contrary to what you might think, a lot of southerners were openly upset when they heard about Lincoln's assassination and subsequent death. He had promised them reconstruction and reconciliation after the death and destruction of the Civil War, and his passing jeopardized all that. They feared that whoever took his place might not show them that same kindness, but would instead look for ways to punish the South. Even in Richmond, the not-so-long-ago capital of the Confederacy, Booth was labeled a savage and a scoundrel by newspapers.
The idolization of Booth is a Neo-Confederate thing, not a Confederate one.
"Don't eat that apple brother!"
-Hulk Hogan, 4000BC
"The Book of Job? Never read it"
MONEY!!!!
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The ol’ double entendre. That works for me, brother.
And the award for best comment of the day goes to…..
"JOB?" that doesn't work for me Brother!
“I’ve got a bad feeling about tomorrow brothers”
Hulk Hogan (September 10th, 2001)
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Hehehe 😂
"I told JFK to keep the hood down dude."
-Hulk Hogan
That's funny as hell
HYAHAHAHAHAHA
Now he was alive then but hell nah
Lmfao
JFK was a hulkomaniac when Terry was a mere child and regrets not taking his advice.
Hogan begins his prayers with: "Oh heavenly father, brother".
😂 this would make a great opening skit for a comedy show
Omg man that’s hilarious 😂
"i come to ya brother to tell ya brother that i need your forgiveness brother. Oh father god brother i need your help brother" 😂😂😂
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@ismthamisfit take off the "ther" and that's more like Vince Russo......... Bro.
“Hulk, can you name the 12 apostles?”
“Of course brother. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Hall, Nash, Savage, Virgil, Waltman, Beefcake, Konnan and Steiner.”
Now I want the last supper artwork with those guys
@@JathanielLunnington With Hulk as Jesus of course.
@zlinedavid there is a pecking order to the Disciples, brother!
Waltman?! "You suck pal!" lol He's got to be judas...
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His interview made me so emotional, I played Hulkster In Heaven all day. My neighbors loved the song so much, they sent a brick through my window to better hear it.
Hulk Hogan said he was originally booked to beat Goliath but had a prior obligation in Jerusalem so David had to fill in for him.
He told Goliath to put David over. 😂😂😂🤘
I thought Hulk Hogan was supposed to have Goliath's spot but doing the job for David didn't work for him brother.
@GodlessScummer yes.. you are correct. Hogan had "creative differences" with the creator.
“He was short with no pythons, brother. Think Rey Mysterio. But since I had obligations to single-handedly break down the walls of Jericho, I told God that David would have to do the job, brother.”
Dumb
“Stanley Kubrick and me faked the moon landings brother” - hulk hogan
"He also wanted me for the role of Jack Torrance in The Shining but I told him I can't job to the Overlook Maze and let down all the Hulkamaniacs. That just didn't work for me so he had to settle for Jack Nicholson."
“I noticed a lot of quarries on the way to Wembley Stadium with Michael Jackson, the Pope, Gazza and Mr T. I pitched the idea to Stanley after I met that smelly kid”
Stanley Kubrick may have faked the moon landing but he was so true to his craft he convinced the production to film at the original location
"I told Jesus not to trust Judas, brother! I said 'J-Man! You gotta watch your back, jack! That Judas is one bad dude and he's gonna Pearl Harbor you if you don't got a pair of All-Mighty, all seeing eyes in the back of your head!' "
This comment should have the most likes
And then Judas said: "Nope, that doesn't work for me, brother"
Interesting. So Hogan was able to also predict the "Pearl Harbor Attack" before Jesus was betrayed by Judas.
Hulk Hogan: "I am also the one who actually discovered America Brother! Christopher Columbus was only along for the ride."
"Hogan inserts himself into everything." He is the Forest Gump of the wrestling world.
Shannon! ❤
Isn't that what got hogan in trouble with the whole Gawker scandal lol
run Hulkster Run
I told Lt Dan if he went over there he would lose his legs brother
*Bubba the Love Sponge has left the chat.*
To be honest, Hulk Hogan is definitely more well known than Tom Brady outside of the US.
This is easily true. I'm not sure about Zambauwe, though. 4:03 Please tell me I'm hearing that wrong. Lol!
I have a lot of African friends and lived with international students who came from Zimbabwe and Nigeria. They all knew hulk hogan or his face
I live in the UK and have no idea who Tom Brady is 😂
@@MrMctuckthe guy that kissed his son
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Titus O'Neil? 😉
God originally booked Hogan to job to David but he said “that doesn’t work for me brother” so God had to re-write that feud for Goliath instead
Didnt want to give him 50 percent of the gate
This is the most Hogan thing I've ever read and I even read the "that doesn't work for me brother" in his voice 😂
"I was the first man on the moon, brother. One small step for man, one giant legdrop for Hulkamania".
“Me and Spielberg…we had the whole thing set up on green screen brother”
Satan: you are coming to hell Hogan!
Hogan: that doesn't work for me brother.
Me and my partner Jesus are forming the new mega powers
@@kidcoyoteanarchy cue Jesus and Hulks handshake 🤝
I can’t believe he turned Piper into the hulkster in heaven
Satan using his gimmick name is making me chuckle for some reason.
Satan: "Welcome to hell, Hogan!"
Hogan: "Aaah. Uh. Where am I?... There's no Hulkamaniacs here. I've never been here before."
Satan: "Umm... Why are you sticking your finger in that lava pit?"
Hogan: "Aaah! It's NOT not hot! What is this place?"
Satan: "You're in hell, Hulk Hogan."
Hogan: "I know you. I know you too. You too are behind the demise of Hulkamania. I know about the Zodiac. I know about the dangerous Kamala."
Satan: "I don't even know who these people are..."
Hogan: "And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Shark. But edged in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Hulkamania. And you too will be buried beaneath it."
Satan (to himself): "I have to spend an eternity with this doofus? Jesus Christ!"
Jesus: "Don't get me involved. He's your responsibility."
Per Honkey Tonk Man. “Hogan never shared his weed,booze or whores”
"Hey Hulk, let me get a hit of that"
Hogan : "that doesn't work for me brother "
He is awful and he never once paid for drugs
"He never carried a wallet."
HTM said that the reason Beefcake and Brian Knobbs kept having jobs is that they were Hogan’s bag men. Aaaaaand that actually makes a lot of sense.
@@zlinedavidBeefcake isnt gay at all, it was just a heel gimmick. He actually has a few viral clips with his wife online
"I told Tupac that I had a bad feeling about him going to watch the Tyson vs Seldon boxing match, dude"
- Hulk Hogan
Quake referenced
“I offered Princess Diana a car ride in my red and yellow Dodge Viper, but she decided to ride with that jabroni instead”.
-Hulk Hogan.
Jabroni? That sounds more like The Rock Brother!
Andre, even in death, has never stopped growing in HH's stories. He's up to 4 stories tall and 5 tons
And Hulk broke 67 bones in his back when he slammed him in front of 347,000 people in the Silverdome.
Brother.
It's the atomic breath that was the killer.
“Me, Jimmy Hart and the Booty Man were vacationing in Hawaii on the morning of December 7, 1941. And I told Admiral Kimmel, “Why are you lining up all the ships in the harbor, and why is all the ammo locked up? That doesn’t work for me brother.”
I told JFK not to go to Dallas Brother.
- Hulk Hogan
The mob tried to hire me to be the 2nd shooter in red & gold on the grassy knoll brother.
@@rocknroll6396 But I said, I don't play like that man.
“yknow brother…. i was the one who put St. Peter over….. we sold out the roman Colosseum back to back nights”
"yknow brother... I was the one that trained Hercules"
"I told Jesus that he better watch out for that dude Judas, brother"
-Hulk Hogan
“Brother…he’s turning heel on you, dude. For a shoot, brother”
Most people outside of North America don't know who Tom Brady is.
I'm inside North America and I don't know who Tom Brady is.
@@adamsmashups4839You also look like you've been living in a basement for 50 years
I only heard of him after watching Ted.
Didn't he have that bunch?
Hulk Hogan is much more famous world wide
Capt Kirk: “we will boldly go where no man has gone before!”
Hogan: “Already been there, brother”.
Hogan probably pushes his current church and pastor to play "Hulkster In Heaven" mixed in with the other hymns every Sunday.
I tried to warn my brother New Jack that the 9000 lbs. Mass Transit was lying about his age, but I couldn't make it after that no good Paul E. Dangerously had the Undertaker snap my neck.
"I parted the red and yellow sea, brothers"
“Noah ran out of wood, so I had to carry all the animals with my 24 inch pythons, brother”.
"Call me Brother Teresa, brother"
- Hulk Hogan
Anybody remember that old Bugs Bunny episode where he's helping his nephew with his history report and Bugs is inserting himself into different points of world history (I think it was titled "Yankee Doodle Bugs")? That episode is basically what Hogan is patterning his life after 😂.
Hulk “Forrest Gump” Hogan
“I warned Julius Caeser about the Ides of March”
-HH, 44BC.
Is this a dagger I see before me?
It’s the Tombstone, brother. You’ll need two years of physio after that.
Hogan has the Grail and the Ark of the Covenant in the back of his beach shop.
Jesus: I need you to put me over brother.
Hogan: that don’t work for me brother.
Lol. Jesus,is gonna,have to turn heel.
Stealing Andre the Giants tights isn't very "Jesus like"
"Turn the other cheek and take your vitamins, brother"
That was B.C. era Hogan
What if Roddy Piper put it in his will that someone had to send Hulk Hogan a pre-recorded message from his phone to Hulk to mess with Hogan
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That's a Fantastic idea. I'm going to my lawyer tomorrow.
Omg this is amazing. I believe Roddy would have done this just to provoke Hogan into lying his ass off about Roddy’s voicemail from the afterlife lmao.
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Hulk "Man of God" Hogan proudly boasting about breaking one of the 10 Commandments on the 700 Club is probably the most Hulk Hogan thing ever! 😂
A lot of people on those kinds of shows are more then happy and willing to break their commandments.
This sounds like an SNL skit with that music and ridiculous fake oreacher
Actually wrestled 700 days in a year, brother.
"That doesn't work for me, Father"
Top notch my friend!!
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Before even listening i already know the lies are gonna be fuckin crazy😂😂
Thats why i clicked on it as soon as I saw the title
“And I said Listen brother, there’s a giant iceberg right in our path. Better dial it back a little.”
Hulk Hogan, April 14 1912
Ultimate warrior said it best. Hogans whole life is a work brother
Four minutes in, Hogan creates the new nation of Zambawi
Right next to Nambia, 😂
Isn't Laybia right off the coast?
As a Zambawian, how dare you talk of our Founder with such disrespect.
Everytime we hear a Tony Khan press scrum or Hulk Hogan speak ... our IQ's drop in half
Says more about you, honestly.
Tony Khan becoming an Evangelical would actually be hilarious.
@@LoganSewell83he might actually be able to run the promotion
And if you add Kurt Angle to the mix, we lose another half of the half we already have, so divide that by 55. 5 percent and let the Hulkster have a match with Scott, and the equation will soon end up in a mental hospital.
@@Random_ideit ... wow ... a personal attack ... 🖕🖕🖕
700 Club? That doesn't work for me, brother.
There's only one club, brother, and that's the Hulkamaniacs, brother.
“Don’t know shit from apple butter” made me laugh so hard. Just offhanded comments like that from Jim make me howl laughing. Favorite wrestling podcast hands down.
What I’m actually curious about is whether Hulk would put Jesus of Nazareth over if he was asked to do a job for him.
DQ finish. Judas with the run in. 😂😂 🤘
He would kick out at 3 they would have a screwy finish where the ref is supposed to fast count with hogan pinning Jesus but counts a regular count instead and everyone is confused.
Does creative control out weigh creator control? Then again God did sacrifice his son once, so Hogan probably wins in a squash for a pop from all the romans
"And then I told Moses to part the sea and all the Hulkamaniacs went wild on that one, brother!"
Hogan's favorite Apostle was Mark.
😂
Interesting note:
Piper sadly passed July 31, 2015. The Chicago Sports Show was taking place July 29-Aug 2.
I had paid for a Hogan/Flair meet and greet. When I arrived and checked in, I was told that my ticket would be refunded as Roddy had passed and that Flair had flown out to grieve and visit the family - canceling his appearance at the show. Hogan stayed put all weekend charging $160 for a photo.
I doubt he was that shaken up.
Such a class act that Hogan is. I've never liked the guy . I always thought he was full of himself. I not sure how he can sleep at night with one eye open with all of his lies he's told.
Whos fuckin paying that for a photo lmfao. Fuckin hell
I hope Brian can get Jim to react to Rikishi’s diss track on Hulk Hogan
Ironically, Jesus would prefer Cornette to Hogan. And he'd _hate_ the 700 Club.
Jesus cut promos on hypocrites throughout the Gospels.
Why? Jesus said that atheists will go to hell.
@@LoganSewell83Jim might hate Christians but Jesus has a lot more in common with Corny than he would want to admit.
Wether he’s dedicated his life to God or not is pure speculation on our behalf. One thing for certain is only God knows what is truly in Hogans heart.
Sure 😂
Ok Jimmy swaggart
There’s always one
@@shawnakasmallchange
Well depending on one's point of view, that could be you.🤷♂️
“Terry…..turn your heart over to God”
“I don’t put anyone over, brother”
I love Jim just exasperating in the background while the clips are playing. Hogan is still able to get to him. LOL
I love how Hogan is a massive source of comedy to Brian and Jim. Every video discussing Hogan, we get the well known Brian Last giggling and hearty laughing 😂 🤣
Born Again Hulk. This was the funniest Madtv skit I’ve heard in a while.
Man what I would give to hear an old school Honky Tonk Man rant about this! 😂
LMAO these hulk hogan lies are absolutely hilarious I'm so glad jim and brian are covering the utter ridiculousness of this topic this made my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like Corny said "when mortals hate you, you turn to religion"
Andre’ the giant. A man who could flip a car full of people by himself. But needed Hulk Hogan’s help to push a double bed. 🤔
"A meat suite with the spirit of Christ" 😂
You remember that time Hogan walked on water with Jesus? Ne neither, but he'll tell you all about it.
Jesus: "why are there only one set of foot prints in the sand?"
Hogan: " cause I was carrying you the whole time, brother."
They walked across the ocean backwards across the international date line so that he could work 400 days in a year.
Brother.
We need a book similar to the Chuck Norris facts based upon the infamous Terry Tales. I would put that on the top of my toilet bowl easily…
He should start a YT channel called Hogan Hacks where he gives obvious ideas but claims to have come up with all of them. "Did you know you can sharpen a stick and make a spear, brother?"
@@mage1439 😆
The Hulkster hates blacks, but he's half black,
And he loathes irony!
I'm a South African neighbours to both Zimbabwe and Mozambique, and I have to agree with Hulk there: Wrestling in popularity dwarfs NFL or AFL. Therefore, yes, Hulk is known by most than Tom Brady. It's not due to Hulk or Brady but their respective associations. NFL or even baseball are American centric while Wrestling is more global. It did help that they (wwe) toured a lot and still do. Not many years ago, they were in South Africa. The NBA has in recent times also realised the market in Africa.
He's putting over God now, so will he just bring him back in 8 years to get his win back?
@8:43 "HULLLLK HHHOOOGGGGGAAANNNN
YOOOUURRR FULLLLL OFF SSHH#&$, HA HA!"🧌
That Impression of Andre fkn came out of nowhere
& legit took me out at the gym. I still can't breathe💀
Ironically watching this in the parking lot of the gym 🤣
Ppl don’t realize this but Andre had watermelon fingers, he was so large that Hogan used to carry two mattresses to and from the arena everyday, uphill both ways, just so Andre can sleep at night. And that’s what Hogan misses most about Andre, how appreciative Andre was to have such a great friend like Hogan. Still to this day, Andre, Piper, and the Macho Man send texts to Hogan from beyond the grave, just to let Hogan know Jesus is a huge Hulkamaniac
“ I was sending letters to the Corinthians way before Paul, brother”
4:39 "he don't know shit from apple butter." Lmaoo what an image🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:42 Andre the Giant impression:
"HOGAN YOU FULL OF $HIT HYARGH!" 🤣🤣🤣
For the biggest liar in the history of sports to say he missed someone Honesty is fuckin wild😂😂😂
To be fair, hogan is probably more recognizable internationally than nearly any athlete
Yeah, his level of pop culture icon status is extremely rarified air. Michael Jordan is probably the only athlete even close and I'd argue he's still not nearly as recognisable.
"There's more than one Hulkamaniac in Heavan, dude. God no showed HBK's match because of me, brother. JC got hot over the Larry King skit and texted his dad the night before the match. God said with tears in his eyes, I can't tag with him Terry. True story, brother " - Hulk Hogan
"His fingers were like bananas". 🤣
Hogan found Jesus he was in Tampa the whole time 😂
There's gotta be more than enough material for a "Hogan's Lies and Exaggerations" omnibus by now, right? 😂
I tried to warn Ceasar that his people would betray him but he didnt believe me brother, so i went back to tampa - hogan
If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.
I heard that Hulk Hogan tried to warn Drake and Kendrick about their beef but they didn’t listen to him
Source: Hulk Hogan
I heard about that!
I was a 14 year old girl drake dated -x PAC
I was a 14 year old girl drake dated -x PAC
He was ask to write on both tracks.
@@kidcoyoteanarchy Hogan did used to be a musician so that actually checks out.
As for the “voice text message”. Roddy could have sent it to Hulks phone before Roddy passed. However, Hulk may not have seen the notification on his phone for 2-3 days. Lol
TBN coming to you from Charlatan, North Carolina.
Hogan: "The wine's ok but those wafers dont work for me brother"
"What sport, tiddlywinks?" 😂
Hearing Mr Jim Cornette say Bonanno during last night’s dark side made my week. Thank you Jim never stop being you!
7'4"- pure kayfabe (actually 6'10" at most, plus the hair)
650 lbs - not even in kayfabe.
The guy just can't stop lying.
When I saw the preview, I thought this was a review on the song about Hogan going to Heaven. LOL
For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, Brothers.
The Hulkster told Cain that it wasn't worth it, that Abel was his brother,Brother...he just wouldn't listen. Now, murder exists,but he tried.
"Meat suit filled with the spirit of Christ" 😅😅😅
Hogan likes Jesus because Jesus no-sells his death once a year.
My theory is there were actually 2 Jesuses. One who got crucified, and the other that was seen wandering around a couple days later. Kind of like 2 Hebners.
@@KevinWindsor1971read a Bible sometime
@@Random_ideitFunny coming from somebody that's illiterate.
Religion is a much bigger work than Pro wrestling has ever been.
I told Paul to warn Washington about the ships with British flags coming from the east on the Atlantic.
- Hogan
Hogan is just a real world South Park character
I think we need a Hogan's Lies Omnibus. I almost shat myself laughing listening to this
I believe in the super natural, and if Piper sent a voice mail from beyond, only Piper can do that 👏
Hogan missed a golden opportunity to cut a promo after that first question. Was expecting to hear "Let me tell ya something brother!"