My favorite Ultimate Warrior story, for some reason, is Warrior taking the cookie in catering and crushing it in his fist, then taking a single long inhale with his nose next to his fist, then throwing the cookie in the trash. Someone came to him and asked what that was about and Warrior said "That was my cheat meal. I allow myself to cheat on my diet once a week by smelling a cookie."
I’m not even going to google this but what’s sad is that after years of hearing how absurd and wonky the dude was I can’t dismiss this despite how unbelievable this being a real thing is. Simply incredible
Curriculum for the Ultimate Warrior wrestling school - Monday - Coke taking, Tuesday - steroids taking, Wednesday - ring rope shaking, Thursday - graduate.
Can't forget about the promo! that would probably start Wednesday and bleed into Friday or even Saturday, gotta get that psychotic babbling down pat, graduate maybe Sunday👍
I never knew he had one you got to know how to wrestle in order to teach people to wrestle teaching them to do a body press and shoulder block isn't training!LOL
I bought a box of comics at a flea market, in that box was issue one of the WARRIOR comic. The whole first two or three pages were ramblings from warrior, and a definition of DESTRUCITY. He also had these text boxes to explain his terminology, to he warrior character says “have to get foked” and the box says “foked* means focused” the whole comic is a dude in the snow with just briefs, boots, facepaint, and arm bands. That’s it:
I love how when Bruce impersonates Corny, ie: “I’m a heel,” “and then they tried to get me to fly on a death tube,” you can tell that it gets to Jim because Jim doesn’t acknowledge it at all!
destrucity: the truce between destiny and reality; in other words, staying true to what you are right now while striving for your ultimate destiny. That's according to the Ultimate Warrior comic book. it's fun to put words together
God, that is just cringey. It sounds like the silly banter from the Golden/Silver Age of comics, yet Warrior was pushing that like it still sounded cool in the 90's.
I got so caught up listening to Jim and Bruce talk I had forgot Brian was on the show until he chimed in with his question. Shows how entertaining both Jim and Bruce together can be.
Jim Ross tells this same story. Not that I didn’t believe him, but I found it hard to believe Warrior was cussing in front of Linda McMahon. But after listening to both Cornette and Prichard tell the same story, there’s no doubt. I think Warrior was someone else behind the scenes.
Everyone who recounts this story tells it the EXACT same way too. Jim Ross always says how turned off he was by Warriors language in front of Linda,for that to be a pivotal part of the story he must’ve been saying a whole lot!
That def must have been an insecure move on his part cause there is an interview where he doesn't say one swear word and talks like a gentleman but it is also on camera so maybe off camera it's diff
Warrior was no ring general by any means but he kicked the arse of most wrestlers when it came to committing to his character and the back story. Only Undertaker and Steve Austin have in my opinion mastered that element of the game better than Warrior did. Most modern wrestlers are so self concious they can't suspended disbelief at all because you can see them thinking as themselves and then putting on the character. All the promos have the same staccato delivery because they are thinking all the time and never truly lost in the moment. This is why Warrior was a success with the fans. He bought into it so the fans went with him.
There’s a bit of a difference between committing to your character and adopting the whole persona, that was UW’s problem - he genuinely believed in the mythos he wrote for himself and refused to work unless it was for himself. Both ‘taker and Stone Cold were committed but that commitment never overshadowed the business because they both respected the business, UW never did and would burn the whole thing down to prove that he was so far above everyone else. It was his downfall and rightly deserved
Watch his "Warrior University" he did with a bunch of marks in 2012, funniest shit. No sane doctor would ever recommend a workout regimen like that. "Fuck technique, just fuckin' pick the heavy shit up!!!!!!!" 😂😂😂
I hated the warrior as a kid. It was devastating when that lunatic beat Hogan at WM6. I was so glad he lost the title to Slaughter lol. Why this idiot gets revered as some great guy these days while Hogan gets shit on is ridiculous.
I went to that school for 2 years. I learned some great moves sets, clothesline , clothesline, into a clothesline , clothesline one more clothesline , shaking ropes, into a diving shoulder smash , clothesline , gorilla press , done
He sucked ass in the ring but he did sell tickets. Wrestling is a business, it's about getting people to spend their hard-earned money to watch you wrestle. He was good at that part.
I loved Warrior but he was straight insane but in a way not everybody understands...I'm glad atleast Bruce gave him some credit cause he was entertaining
Vince McMahon made the Frankenstein monster out of Jim Helwig. Why are people shocked that the monster behaves like a monster. How's that for destrucity.
"It's destrucity, pal." I fucking can't.
Such great delivery from Bruce
Lmao
"Well Jimmy? Whaddya think? .....it's DESTRUCITY, pal!" 😂😂😂
Hearing Bruce do his Cornette impression to Corny himself is absolutely fantastic.
I'M A HEEL!
His Vince impression was pretty damn good
Lol and Cornette always no sells it
Oh is that what that was?
That’s Bruce doing an impression of Jim Ross doing a corny impression
Cornette no-selling Prichard's impersonation of him. lol
Cornette played in to it lol. That high pitched "god dammit" is him lol
My favorite Ultimate Warrior story, for some reason, is Warrior taking the cookie in catering and crushing it in his fist, then taking a single long inhale with his nose next to his fist, then throwing the cookie in the trash. Someone came to him and asked what that was about and Warrior said "That was my cheat meal. I allow myself to cheat on my diet once a week by smelling a cookie."
I’m not even going to google this but what’s sad is that after years of hearing how absurd and wonky the dude was I can’t dismiss this despite how unbelievable this being a real thing is. Simply incredible
Cocaine is a hell of a drug - Rick James
"It's destrucity, pal."
Cornette falls silent when he says that, but I thought it was the funniest part of the whole phone conversation.
@@colinj5291Same, it's my favorite Bruce Vince impression I've heard yet.
Jim falling silent tells me Vince actually said that lol
Is that like, "Cofeve?"
@@scgraffito Trump break u like he broke Cornett, kid?
“It’s destrucity, pal”. Still kills me every time
Curriculum for the Ultimate Warrior wrestling school - Monday - Coke taking, Tuesday - steroids taking, Wednesday - ring rope shaking, Thursday - graduate.
That's funny...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@leevanthomas4903 In fairness I forgot about face painting. 😉
Can't forget about the promo! that would probably start Wednesday and bleed into Friday or even Saturday, gotta get that psychotic babbling down pat, graduate maybe Sunday👍
Fukk, bring the school out for a cheeky week in Ibiza or summat
Funniest comment ever
"I love me some Bobby Heenan" - Jim Cornette
The male version of sable is the perfect way to explain warrior. Wow lmao
Love how Bruce can't even finish "wrestling school" without cracking up.
"Destrucity?" Warrior must have been consulting with Gary Busey.
XD
Randy Quaid helped too.
@@BeeBumper helluva faction. Busey, Warrior & Quaid.
@@youngtate3891 I would've paid so much money to see the promos from them
@@bryceleblanc3548 it woulda been so confusing but super entertaining.
The Dude Jim and Sam?
3:02 This is hands down the funniest Jim Hellwig imitation I've ever heard.
Hilarious! Funny that they couldn't talk about Warrior's wrestling school without cracking up. Mean, but very funny.
I never knew he had one you got to know how to wrestle in order to teach people to wrestle teaching them to do a body press and shoulder block isn't training!LOL
@@TheRpf1977 You have to know how to take care of your partner, too.
That's not mean.
I mean, the thought of him teaching anyone to wrestle is hilarious
Cornette is a no-talent, annoying little wimp who is JEALOUS of guys Warrior. Plus who wants to hear his stupid wrong political opinions.
Smoking while listening to Jim Cornette is paradise.
Smoking what? Pot,crack-cocaine,opium?
I assume everything goes,ha?
That’s what I’m doing right now! Nighttime pleasure.
It is an awesome combination
Aren’t you cool for that 😆
Adam Quirke way cooler than you!
The phrase "ultimate warrior's wrestling school" is very hard to say without breaking into a fit of laughter.
I bought a box of comics at a flea market, in that box was issue one of the WARRIOR comic. The whole first two or three pages were ramblings from warrior, and a definition of DESTRUCITY. He also had these text boxes to explain his terminology, to he warrior character says “have to get foked” and the box says “foked* means focused” the whole comic is a dude in the snow with just briefs, boots, facepaint, and arm bands. That’s it:
I loved his gimmick as a kid, but that's because I was a kid.
That was his job to get kids to love him. Obviously he did it
@@DarknessFlameMediaif he had a bigger range maybe he'd have lasted more than 2 minutes
Rick Rude didnt take Warriors shit but then again Rude would fight anybody.
Rude was a legit badass. Warrior was just a body. Rude would have destroyed him.
Open Hand Slaps, if Necessary
@@frankbonini9128 like bas rutten, the king of open palm beatdowns
"Ill whup that fool"
-Warrior
@@jimmyfaustjr6413 OF COURSE HE WAS LOL!.........He's was a Minnesota Man.
I love how when Bruce impersonates Corny, ie: “I’m a heel,” “and then they tried to get me to fly on a death tube,” you can tell that it gets to Jim because Jim doesn’t acknowledge it at all!
Kent Mansley I noticed that as well.
nah, he doesn't care
@@tsbirthdeath yep
Fuckin’ amazing. I live for Prichard’s impersonation of Cornie.
u know that's part of the reason they don't talk anymore haha.
"it's destrucity pal" I can see Vince saying that
destrucity: the truce between destiny and reality; in other words, staying true to what you are right now while striving for your ultimate destiny.
That's according to the Ultimate Warrior comic book. it's fun to put words together
God, that is just cringey. It sounds like the silly banter from the Golden/Silver Age of comics, yet Warrior was pushing that like it still sounded cool in the 90's.
I Wonder what each letter stood for?
Dude that is deep as hell
@@darinlunderman8063 with that rob liefeld type art lol
Tony Robbins on trenbolone.
I got so caught up listening to Jim and Bruce talk I had forgot Brian was on the show until he chimed in with his question. Shows how entertaining both Jim and Bruce together can be.
LMAO! Jim and Bruce cracking up at Warrior's wrestling school. lol.
go sharks
Cornettes laugh is priceless. I wish I was at this meeting .
“I know all of those words individually” 😂😂😂
Jim Ross tells this same story. Not that I didn’t believe him, but I found it hard to believe Warrior was cussing in front of Linda McMahon. But after listening to both Cornette and Prichard tell the same story, there’s no doubt. I think Warrior was someone else behind the scenes.
@b s lmao "not that i didnt believe him, but i found it hard to believe him"
Facts about Ultimate Warrior…
So because 2 other guys that hate him you believe the worst about Warrior? I would ask Linda Mcmahon. Linda actually was friends with Warrior
Everyone who recounts this story tells it the EXACT same way too. Jim Ross always says how turned off he was by Warriors language in front of Linda,for that to be a pivotal part of the story he must’ve been saying a whole lot!
That def must have been an insecure move on his part cause there is an interview where he doesn't say one swear word and talks like a gentleman but it is also on camera so maybe off camera it's diff
Pritchard & Cornette need to do a daily podcast.
If they did you couldn't here Bruce's impressions of Jim all the time
And it’d be nothing but Jim trying to trash Trump
Too much ego on both sides
It seems like don’t get along anymore.
@@myquest666420 Its probably just a work so they can elevate eachother's shows via creating factions.
I love stories about Warrior lol. This has to be the only guy in wrestling history who I never hear good things about smh 😄😄😄🤷🏽♂️
Facts…Nobody like Ultimate Warrior…..
Ahmed Johnson is another one
I love Bruce impersonations of Jim he sounds like Mickey Mouse everytime i hear him i think of Mickey outside the ring holding a tennis racket
Bwahahahaha!!! Yes!
I had to pause the interview for two minutes after hearing "The Ultimate Warrior's wrestling school".
The guy did pin hulk hogan in msg after being in the business 6 years 🤷♂️
Just sayin
The Ultimate Warrior and Joey Ryan are to the wrestling ring like what Vince Russo is to booking it awful, terrible and at least one of the 3 is dead.
Toronto skydome not msg
Warrior was over with kids...oooooh douchebag...cartoons are over with kids as well
@@baronsamedi8248 "IT'S STILL REAL TO HIM DAMMIT!"
4:12 Corny sounds exactly like Bruce’s impression of him
Hahaha that southern Mickey Mouse voice.. “what the fuuuck. I mean, goddayum...
E is for the Energy she gives uuus!
OMG I simply can't... Too good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was never really a fan of the Warrior when I was a kid.Always knew there was something strange about em , even at 8yrs old
brian suddenly poppin up after almost 8 minutes lmao
Damnit, the Ultimate Warrior’s gimmick was the Nietzschean Ubersmench
“It’s destrucity pal”
You know what level that wrestling school was when Cornette bursts out laughing.
I'd have paid to see the time Rick Rude beat Warriors ass in the locker room.
I like having Jim, Brian and Bruce on the same podcast. The 3 of them crack me up!!!!! Lol!!!!!
Warrior was no ring general by any means but he kicked the arse of most wrestlers when it came to committing to his character and the back story. Only Undertaker and Steve Austin have in my opinion mastered that element of the game better than Warrior did. Most modern wrestlers are so self concious they can't suspended disbelief at all because you can see them thinking as themselves and then putting on the character. All the promos have the same staccato delivery because they are thinking all the time and never truly lost in the moment. This is why Warrior was a success with the fans. He bought into it so the fans went with him.
There’s a bit of a difference between committing to your character and adopting the whole persona, that was UW’s problem - he genuinely believed in the mythos he wrote for himself and refused to work unless it was for himself. Both ‘taker and Stone Cold were committed but that commitment never overshadowed the business because they both respected the business, UW never did and would burn the whole thing down to prove that he was so far above everyone else. It was his downfall and rightly deserved
He was a d@ck who didn’t care who he hurt in the ring. And because he refused to learn how to work in the ring, he hurt a lot of people.
Jim Cornette and Bruce Prichard on the same podcast - what is this, a crossover episode?
Hahaha! I was wondering if Prichard was going to impersonate Corny on this podcast XD
@josemiranda9093V1 That's what I love about it lol
Yes! Agree with ya on that when people die. Not everyone is a good person while they're alive.
How did you deal with him back in the 80s?! Bruce: “Hmmmmph. Hmmmph.”
Watch his "Warrior University" he did with a bunch of marks in 2012, funniest shit. No sane doctor would ever recommend a workout regimen like that. "Fuck technique, just fuckin' pick the heavy shit up!!!!!!!" 😂😂😂
Destiny, Truth, Elasticity, wasn't that Mr Fantastics' gimmick?😅😅
The interview with bishoff meeting him in a in a restaurant and warrior breaking out the 80 page marketing plan shows hellwig was off his rocker
I don't think I've ever heard about this 😂 I need to look this up
@@jonjones6764 it's on bishoff 83 weeks podcast or JR's
The ultimate woryor!!!!
Worrrrryahhhhhhh...(Grunts and Snorts)
Bruce doing his Cornette impression in an interview with Cornette 🤣🤣
7:00 I love Corny pausing to let Prichard's impression of him come through. Haha!!!!
DESTRUCITY- DESTINY- TRUTH- CITY
I went to the Ultimate Warrior's University and got a doctorate in Destrusity.
You gotta give Mr. Warrior credit, he pleased everything he lets fly from his mouth.
He loved the sound of his voice. With all the shit Warrior had coming out of his mouth nobody else did.
Cornette and Pritchard are fuckin hilarious I wish I was the there at that lunching I would've been giggling too
I wish they would of went on, This was hilarious....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jims laugh kills me 😆
Love him or hate him, Warrior was MONEY!!!
Even Hogan couldn't get out of dropping the belt to Warrior....brother...had to lol
I love the Ultimate Warrior, but this interview was hilarious-
2:08 "Have lunch with this Fucking clown"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ultimate warrior was awesome
YEP.✌️
I keep on replaying cornettes laugh .so funny.
Destrucity is the truce between destiny and reality
I'm a heel
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Every other word is shit, Goddamn, or fuck."
HAHAHAHAAHAA!!!! "LIKE 2 DOGS FUCKING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD"
I’m a heel.🤣🤣🤣
I love Bruce's impersonations of Warrior, Corny, and Vince! So hilarious!
I so loved the Warrior comic book!
It was actually pretty damn good for that era of comics
So did I.✌️
I just typed "Destrucity" on the engine and this is what popped up😂😂😂
Ultimate warrior still to this day is my favorite wrestler
Lol shit is funny though
Me too
Well Jimmy... Whadda think?
"WHAT THE FUUUUCK"
Love you guys!!!
Ultimate Warrior teaching wrestling is funnier than Idi Amin teaching cookery.
I hated the warrior as a kid. It was devastating when that lunatic beat Hogan at WM6. I was so glad he lost the title to Slaughter lol. Why this idiot gets revered as some great guy these days while Hogan gets shit on is ridiculous.
Jim called Warrior's wrestling gear he wore "cotton panties". 😂🤣
Warrior was the Hunter S. Thompson of wrestling.
The fact that no wrestling company has put Dextrusity to use is a crime.
Remember the Warriors diet? 24 egg whites a day
... and Vince Russo thinks Warrior was a misunderstood, ahead of his time genius.
Warrior looks like Marc Singer from Beastmaster 2 in this pic.
Jim cornette laughing made me laugh
Love hearing Jim Cornette tell the wrestling world stories! Informative, entertaining and hilarious..
Does anyone know how to get this full episode? Which number is it? Thanks peps?
I really wish I was there😭😭
anyone know where to find the full episode of this?
Did anybody REALLY graduate from Ultimate Warrior's wrestling school cause this is laughable 😊
I went to that school for 2 years. I learned some great moves sets, clothesline , clothesline, into a clothesline , clothesline one more clothesline , shaking ropes, into a diving shoulder smash , clothesline , gorilla press , done
Joseph Carmine no body splash?
@@TheFlock83 nah you had to pay extra for that
I heard Joey Ryan went there
Absolute gold!
"I wasn't a fan of flying even back then" Bruce laughs. Yeah, that's an understatement
“Bullshit this, bullshit that. Destrucity.”
Jim Ross version is very funny about the lunch meeting with Warrior God bless him.
He sucked ass in the ring but he did sell tickets. Wrestling is a business, it's about getting people to spend their hard-earned money to watch you wrestle. He was good at that part.
Top Vince impression, Pal
The Warrior made the WWF buy a boatload of his shitty comic books!
IT'S DECTRUCITY PAL!
it was about six weeks later that mcmahon used his logo that he was obsessed with and warrior said he couldn't use it.
What episode of the experience is this?
1:52 only Corny man😂
I loved Warrior but he was straight insane but in a way not everybody understands...I'm glad atleast Bruce gave him some credit cause he was entertaining
Which episode is this???
Vince McMahon made the Frankenstein monster out of Jim Helwig. Why are people shocked that the monster behaves like a monster. How's that for destrucity.