Jim Cornette on Vince McMahon's Life After WWE
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- From Episode 339 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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"Brother Love & Sh*tstain" sounds like a law firm that never wins a case.
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@@Jojje94 not by me :)
LMAO
@@bubepube7792Love & Stain
That's because they go up against Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld LOL
I’m picturing Vince trying to do his own shopping like Mr. Burns when he lost his fortune on The Simpsons.
He doesn't eat food. He'd be like "Where are the sawdust protein bars pal?"
Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup?
What's he gonna do? Misplace his billion dollars? The scumbags got money
I couldn't imagine Vince putting ketchup or catsup on his food. That would give it too much flavour.
Excuse me, where can I find the McMahon-Os?
Sorry pops, they don't put wrestling promoters on cereal boxes
Citizen Kane McMahon. Wandering around an empty mansion with his faithful manservant, Bucky Beaver Dunn, muttering words like "Stone Cold", "Rock" and "Why did you say Hospital, Michael Cole?".
"Sports Entertainment ... mumble-mumble ... championship opportunity ... grumble-grumble ... WHAT A MANEUVER!"
Part of me REALLY hopes Vince watches Raw every week and thinks "God damn, Paul is ruining my product" as it's lightyears better than his product.
@@Kratosx23"Pal"
"...Unbelievable!"
He must be losing his mind not running wwe anymore having done that for 40 years having everyone at his beck and call and now he’s lost it all and probably has most people refusing to speak to him. Must be such a culture shock
"I don't know if I've ever seen him pat a dog or pet a kitten"
- Jim Cornette on the stand
"I have seen him stroke serveral hot dogs and shaggy kitties!" - Jerry "The King" Lawler on the stand
"he's over it and has moved on" I'll bet everything I own that Vince is over f**k all. He's sitting in his empty mansion putting pins in his HHH & Stephanie voodoo dolls.
He will never be over it to be honest,his ego is so big he s probably dreaming about WWE and how he's gonna get a payback.
*Paul.
Lmao that comment about the voodoo dolls busted my guts! Hilarious imagery
He’s probably also taking a dump on those dolls
I just imagine Vince in an empty mansion looking out the window plotting his revenge.
This puppies and kittens thing has me wondering if ehs angling to take over the world wildlfie fund so he can be head of the WWF again.
@@blondequijotegreat angle
@@blondequijote lol
Vince is about to start his new Wrestling Federation, XXXWF
He's either buying Impact or starting his own new promotion. He definitely won't back then (why should he? Just because some gold digging whore accuses him of not paying her enough? LMAO. Only in Clownworld Murica is that a thing. Here in Europe she'd be laughed out of every court and for good reasons!), especially not after losing his family business, he was always so proud about.
Now I have a picture in my head of Vince showing up to Jerry Lawler’s house and going “hey king, I got ya what you’ve been screaming for all these years”
Lol
Puppies?
Have another picture. Vince as the "Greasy Strangler" at the car wash ...
Grinch Mcmahon
lol!!
“Argggh I got some frogs from the Galápagos Islands” lmfao
Don't forget the 'arrggghhh' at the end 😂 😆
Brian doing these voices are hysterical. I can't stop laughing when he imitates Vince and Moxley.
😂😂😂
His Moxley cracks me up every single time lol
Vince is such a workaholic, I don’t think he’s going to be able to just retire and take it easy. No way.
He won't ever do anything wrestling related again is my prediction.
Maybe he'll refocus on the stock market, or making some other venture happen. He doesn't even love wrestling, he loves entertainment of *many* varieties.
perhaps he'll start a circus with all those animals he's buying! 🎪
@@ButWhatIfItIs Why wouldn't he? Wrestling is his life. All his other attempts (Concert promoter, Hockey Owner, Bodybuilding, American Handegg) bombed big time. Yes, he is "old" (then again, so is the senile pedophile running Murica into the ground currently) but also a person who is obsessed with fame and success, working 24/7 by most accounts. His no-compete clause ends in January 2025. I'd be shocked if he doesn't attempt to start up something or buy up something (Impact? I mean they are dead in the water anyway)
He'll die within a month if he stops working.
Maybe he should try some kind of football league 🤔
9:06 "I'm glad to see he's enjoying life now that he's ruined a bunch of other people's."
Ruined people's lives, how stupid can you be? He has helped more people in one lifetime than others would do in ten.
@@deepblue8143🤡
@@deepblue8143Well there is a reason why the authorities are supposed to be left to do their jobs not the court of public opinion. Btw, that goes both ways...
Oh and OP never stated anything other than a quote from Corny in the video so why are you having a hissy fit with them?
@ButWhatIfItIs Because some Vince stans are unable to comprehend that their almighty messiah is on balance and allegedly a depraved sex pest and has always been a shitty person
@@deepblue8143these cancel culture mobs get worse by the day, they act like that janel wasnt taking money and did this lawsuit for MORE money🤣🤣🤣
Vince giving away kittens in a walmart parking lot should be a segment on Raw......
He offers them like Cheech Marin in From Dusk Till Dawn ...
😂😂😂😂
Dressed as Santa Clause. And then Foley shows up dressed as Santa, with Mr. Socko.
Brian's Vince impression is starting to rival his Moxley😂
If you mean equally horrible, the yes.
No Pop.
both horrible and hilarious, dont lie
Nothing will beat his Hannibal impersonation!
He's going to eat those kittens, he's a troll!
You're the troll along with the rest of the white knights in the comment section.
The visual of that 😂
Vince pushed every member of his family away because he couldn't handle the thought of handing it down to his kids. He essentially sold away his kids' future security, and deserves nothing more than to spend the rest of his days alone.
Sold away his kids future Lmaoo 😂
I thought i saw shane and stephanie on a corner with a "will work for food" sign 🤔
@@rancidcrawfish 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, it does look like all the time and effort Shane and Stephanie put into their respective times in Wwe working their way up seem wasted in the outside looking in. Sure they made great money from their time there and the Nick Khan and Paul Levesque Wwe is great but it's crazy that we will never see what a Shane a d Stephanie Wwe would've looked like
😂😂😂😂😂😂@@rancidcrawfish
Is Vince going to use the “I’m but a simple crazy cat lady” defense?
Vince has become Mr. Burns with Johnny Ace as his Smithers.
Smithers wouldn't betray Burns.
They are more like Randolph & Mortimer Duke.
Dunn was Smithers.
Kevin Dunn is definitely Smithers.
Sounded more like T[REDACTED] is Mr. Burns while Vince is his Waylon Smithers lol
HHH married the bosses daughter, used the relationship to put himself more over then he already was, and took creative of the bosses company. HHH is an inspiration to us all that's ever dated a tyrants daughter.
I'm still in awe of him. Stayed sober, determined, focused and always worked his best. He's an inspiration if anything!
He was so over, an established name before he and Stephanie were a couple.
I hate to go there, but........... Could you imagine if Paul Levesque was a black guy 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro is The Game, he played it, and completed it. 😂
He is "The Game" after all.
If we learned anything from Disney's 101 Dalmatines, Vince plans to make a coat out of kitten fur.
"Reggie's coorner..."
"Our next email comes from a...McMince Vamahn....oh my, this is horrible"
There was an article a few years ago that vince had like 19 cats in his mansion. I didn't think this was news. Each is named after a rival promoter he put out of business. Better that than naming your sex toys after wrestlers I guess 🤣.
VERNE YOU LEAVE TED ALONE NOW!
Really hope he’s not banging those cats.
Maybe he named his wrestlers after the cats and/or sex toys
@captainthiccnick I'd like to think maybe he uses last names instead of first names to name them because it might sound better. I have an outdoor cat one of my neighbors calls "kenny", and all I can think is kenny omega 🤣
@@brendanwilliams106should have called the cat twinkle toes
At the end of Brian’s Vinces puppy impression, Jim’s little “ahh” killed me
I love Brian’s commitment to the Gardner bit. Eventually Jim will hear it even if it’s not there 😂
One day we all will 😂😂😂
Just a chance for him to flex his wealth and his big mansion
I actually heard an airplane on the new experience..for once. Lol.
@@Melo_Soul That’s when you know we all went mad 😂
I hope the cats and dog isn’t code words for people being sex trafficked.
I believe Vince bringing his "friends" home a basket of kittens and puppies as much as I believe Tony Khan feared for his life...
I believe it, even though it does sound like an episode of The Twilight Zone about a parallel universe. Vince is smart. I think he did that mostly to soften his image more then anything else. He knew that the story would get out.
Thats because you don't know Vince.
"Turkey and cakey" lmaoooo Jim is hilarious 😂
Brother Love and Shit Stain popped me 😅
Vince buys World WIldlife Fund and gets the WWF trademark. Then starts a whole new wrestling fed with puppies and kittens
His last fued.
Brian’s Vince McMahon impression 😂😂😂😂 just as good as Moxley’s, “Bad ass”!
Ragh.... Egg....
Bruce Prichard is the son Vince never wanted and absolutely deserves.
Raised with fish heads in the basement.
Better than the midget
On Stephanie: I thought it was fascinating Trips dropped those comments in the post-WM presser about seeing her confidence returning when she was around the company that weekend. Couple that with Trips getting demoted during his heart issue and Steph leaving whenever Vince returned, just get a feeling there's a whole untold story about the personal impact Vince's BS had on Steph - could totally believe they aren't on good terms right now.
I'm just glad that vince mcmahon isn't involved with WWE anymore WWE'S product has gotten so much better under triple h after years of it being awful we're getting good episodes of raw and smackdown and good PLE'S WWE doesn't need vince anymore.
😂😂😂😂 no it haven't unless u like talent with no charisma or character development 😂😂😂
@@Keepinspirin stop lying to yourself, you must be an AEW mark, Gheylord person!!!
@@KeepinspirinLMAO WWE'S product is on fire where the fuck have you been at least it's better than the shit vince gave us all those years I'm so glad vince has zero involvement with WWE I'm just glad we got a good raw after wrestlemania this year since last year's sucked when vince came back.
@@Keepinspirinwrong
Absolutely. Vince and his stooges being gone has been the best change to WWE in years.
I don't believe anyone other than Linda, Shane, Stephanie, or HHH has any idea what Vince is actually like.
Vince is currently building the world's largest toothpick--out of toothpicks!
Some people here see a bad picture of Vince as Trump, listen and then complain when Cornette talks bad about Trump. That’s like me looking at a Nickleback CD, listening to it and getting mad when the music is terrible. What did you expect?
I rather enjoy the occasional Nickleback song, but the point stands. Jim has LONG stated his hatred for Cheetolini and has told the Trumpers he doesn't want, let alone need them listening to him.
Then again, Trumpers are kinda stupid.
well I'm not and Cornette has been doing it for years so why should he stop now
Maybe Nickelback think you’re terrible
@@itsconnorstime You don't need to be their Hero lady.
I imagine there is a McMahon Mansion Heavweight Title held by the mexican lawn mower who'll be defending next Monday night against the two swedish maids in a handicap match with vince running around with a camcorder and announcing.
This thumbnail pic is the funniest one yet.
Box of Awesome? They're going to send me Liv Morgan?
Imagine Vince flying on a private jet with 7 cats and a dog. That's footage I would love to see.
"Aaaargh, I'll get you next time, Inspector Levesque."
I just watched the Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns adopts the 25 puppies to make a suit out of them.
See my vest, see my vest...
Maybe we shouldn't be asking if Vince McMahon is starting a new wrestling promotion...maybe he's joining the WWF (World Wildlife Fund) instead 🤯🤯🤯
One of those kittens has been possessed by Babidi
Majin Whiskers
I swear I never thought I'd see WWE without VKM unless he died. And even then he would have had shit filmed so he could still be there after death.
Don’t you think the 8-1 kittens to dogs is some reference to him and 8 young women since he wants to ‘give them to his friends’
Although not a Trump fan I have to admit It is strange how people don't talk about the harm Biden is doing. To me neither are good. Biden seems to have dementia or something.
I mean, Stephanie’s husband is running the entire show so I’d imagine she would be there. So I don’t think it’s really related to being anti-Vince.
Vince buying TNA wouldn't be out the realm of possibility.
Hadn't even thought of that. Great point and I could see him overpaying, just to acquire the name and library. Wow, great point brother.
I doubt it. Anthem didn't even consider Scott D'Amore's investment group because they want the cheap programming for AXS. They're not selling it to the near-dead sex pest.
I think he will buy tna or mlw
@@jesuszamora6949 they clearly don't care about TNA, they would surely sell it to someone willing to overpay
@tigerbug69 I can see MLW. Court might be more willing to cash out now.
Cornette's TDS knows no limits.
The story about Vince bringing in 7 kittens and a puppy for his friends to adopt is just a ludicrous attempt by his PR people and lawyers to try to make him look like a nice old man in some way. That dog would have a 28 day quarantine if it is brought from outside the US and while there are no APHIS Veterinary Service health requirements about bringing a domesticated cat into the US, each state, territory as well as the CDC and Fish and Wildlife Protection can have their own regulations that can require them to be quarantined as well. Vince no more brought 7 kittens and a puppy back from overseas for his friends to adopt than I adopted one of them. What a load of 💩.
Yea, but he’s Vince lol
"I'm glad thats he's enjoying life after he ruined a bunch of other people's" LOL
Vince has turned into that super villan petting a kitten
So he’s in charge of SPECTRE?
@@Awells89well, he certainly wasn't in control of his SPHINCTRE, amirite? Thank you, I'll be here all week.
@@KomradeKrusher 🤣🤣🤣
The kitten/puppy thing is a cheap PR copy stunt. Always evoke children and pets to rehab someone.
If Trump becomes reelected and Vince ends up going to jail, Trump will pardon Vince.
Criminals tend to look out for their friends, so I have little doubt. He’s pardoned people convicted of worse than what VKM would be tried/convicted of (Joe Arpaio for instance).
Vince singing " see my vest " to his assistant 😂
This is so funny I was laying in bed listening to this last night pissing myself laughing
Brian's Vince impressions are golden ✨️ 🤣🤣🤣
It’s funny how obsessed with Bruce Prichard that Brian is…Brian, Bruce is loyal to WHOMEVER HIS SUPERVISOR IS! Meaning, Bruce is now loyal to Paul Levesque. If he was still pushing stuff that Vince wanted, Hunter WOULD FIRE HIM! 💯 Bruce is a chameleon/survivor within WWE.
People forget Bruce also spent time in TNA under Dixie's reign, he probably told her everything she wanted to hear too.
Bruce is great at compartmentalizing professional and personal
It's professional jealousy. Brian is so jealous of Bruce.
All the wrestlers he named toys after should sit in the front row at his trial. I would love to see that court sketch.
I see him hunting Harp Seals with a baseball bat.
PETA puppets would get mad at him then.
Brian’s Vince impressions 😂😂😂
Hearing Vince bringing pets around just makes me think he finally has realized life outside of wrestling. And I would like to believe all his debauchery was borne from work stress since he doesn't make time for himself at all.
McMahon said something on the Andre documentary which stuck with me. He said "he has an uncanny ability to move on and leave emotions behind".
I'm a jim cornette guy
i'd like to think Vince is at home binging all of Jim's podcasts.
One thing out of this whole ordeal we can take solace in is that Vince McMahon is enjoying life. Thank God!
Coming to Animal Planet this fall. Vince McMahon and Teddy Hart starring in a new reality show. Cat Wranglers. The must see event of the season.
Visions of Vince running around catching cats in a net
Trump lives rent free in Chef Cornette head..
My God that I need to laugh at this provided with the fucking pop Jim gave me when he said he probably named those kittens after the wrestlers.
"Trump's ahead in crimes".. Poor Jim..
I'm imagining Vince McMahon on a park bench feeding the pigeons and mumbling to himself
TDS Jim is gonna lose his shit when Trump gets re-elected this fall.
Maybe Jim will finally see how wrong he is about politics after all these years.
I’m assuming he’s just gonna settle his issue out of court using a lot of money as most politicians and millionaires do
It's sad to think that Vince McMahon is no longer in the wrestling business during the Tony Khan era.
best voices brian does in no particular order, creepy vince, plumber moxly, slow devon, and i know im missing one
Hannibal
@@michaelspringer4532 thats slow devon
Lanny Poffo 😂 (R.I.P.)
Brian’s excalibur is funny too, although he rarely does impressions of sockface these days
@@LoPhatKao oh lol
“Journalism” premised upon anonymous sources? Yeah, I’d rely on that. This article is demonstrative of why journalism today is at the level of crap once sold at supermarket checkout lines.
Another day, another corny TDS rant
Another day, another better “handled” BDS.
Trumps deranged support. TDS
You take her allegations seriously!
But at the same time, Innocent Until Proven Guilty!
Fr
How did Brian not laugh his ass off at the Excalibur comment lmaoo
Or do a Sockface impression
“Turd in a punchbowl” 😂
*_He must be getting advice from Trump._*
_"Just secure all your money and use it to pay her off. Even if it's $100m, that's pocket change for you now. Think of it as a tip."_
the whole bullshit sounds like it was manufactured to soften his image.
He was famous for playing with the puppies😂
"TURKEY & CAKIE" - Jim Cornette Lol
“Failed WBF owner, Vincent....”
I am surprised that they didn’t bring up that Linda was wrestlemania this year
Vince and Trump have been tight since Donald was a Democrat.
yes people forgot that Donald was friends with people on both sides and still is
No they weren't. They did business, they weren't friends
@@ThePunk01 Wrong!
Frenemies?
@@accursedsidor8987 Grumpy oldmen
The big dog Vince supposedly had in the 80s was probably JYD 😂
Does anybody think anything will come from that investigation?
Na im sure he’ll just pay 20-50 million and it’ll be gone.
Nah he’ll pay a bag. But everbody know him & that woman was dating. She got cut off & turned on him.
@invisible.fatman doubt it.
Basically he will pay her off and that will be the end of it. He hired her to be his work place girlfriend and fulfill his sexual fantasies. She preformed that role admirably. I haven't seen that she had any actual work she did for the company beyond that.
It will waste alot of his time for the remainder of his life. For someone like him, the process and the time consumed are the big punishment.
Can't tell the difference between Brian's impersonation of McMahon or Moxley.
I think Jim underestimates the difficulty of running a Target.
I never thought i would ever say this but Vince leaving is the best thing for the wwe
He's carving his own chili eating spoon, out of a bigger spoon
I thought the thumbnail was Hogan in 'Santa with Muscles' 😅😅
"Two billion dollars and plenty of time to get even". Well, one out of two ain't bad.
I need more Brian doing Vince impressions because those are hilarious
They were most definitely discussing a pardon in the future should McMahon be found guilty 👨⚖️
Vince needs to go bald to complete his "Dr. Evil" look.
I can’t imagine what people like Jim would say if Trump got even one of his kids a job on the board of a Ukrainian energy company making millions of dollars with no expertise whatsoever. And his kids aren’t even addicts. But let’s clutch our pearls over him having his kids run his businesses.
Also got his daughter and her spouse into advisory positions, made another daughter in lae head of the RNC and got all his (then) buddies' kids cozy government jobs, but let's gloss over that for convenience. What evidence do you have regarding Joe Biden being involved in getting Hunter hired beyond having a famous name that his son could leverage and "sell" himself on?
Trump’s kids aren’t addicts??
You keep telling yourself that.
The sons display cokehead behaviour every time they appear in public all bug eyed and rambling like Tony Khan.
Both sons have Adderall prescriptions that they clearly abuse. It’s why their mouths run off and leave their brains and thought processes behind instead of vice versa which is one reason Adderall is prescribed.
Anyone who works 16+ hour days is mixing coke and Adderall for the energy and focus that’s required to work those hours.
So he was on a plane with Stacy Lee Carter and Debra McMichael.
I wonder if Stephanie is considering referring to herself as Stephanie Levesque in the future.