Jim Cornette on Hulk Hogan's Lies Over The Years

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • From Episode 209 of Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
    Artwork by Travis Heckel!
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  • @spideydew20
    @spideydew20 2 года назад +1056

    I will NEVER get tired of listening to this gem here on RUclips....which, by the way, Hulk Hogan invented.

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 2 года назад +55

      Hogan also invented the internet

    • @RetroRuss
      @RetroRuss Год назад +28

      He also invented the first computer.

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Год назад +33

      I remember when Hulk Hogan freed the Israelites

    • @bandingo652
      @bandingo652 Год назад +14

      I kno , Dude reading Hogan's statements to Jim is falling apart laughing 😂😂🤣☠️

    • @Tuesday301
      @Tuesday301 Год назад +3

      @@SamsarasArtahhh beat me to it 😂

  • @Malouco
    @Malouco 3 года назад +1482

    Steven Seagul and Hogan should do a movie together!!!!
    HARD TO BELIEVE

  • @alabastergreen7444
    @alabastergreen7444 Год назад +451

    My favorite Hulk Hogan memory is when emperor Palpatine was killing Luke and Hulk said "that doesn't work for me brother" picked him up and tossed him over the edge saving not only Luke but the entire galaxy. Then they prayed together and took vitamins

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 8 месяцев назад +25

      Mine is when Hulk Hogan stopped Doomsday from killing Superman.

    • @RandyEO1989
      @RandyEO1989 6 месяцев назад +12

      My favorite Hulk Hogan memory was when he helped Mario & Luigi saved Princess Peach from Bowser then they celebrated by Eating their vitamins & mushrooms and saying their prayers

    • @niropaxum958
      @niropaxum958 5 месяцев назад +8

      Mine is when Thanos is about snap Ironman out of existence but then the camera pans to Hulk screams "I am the Hulkster brother"

    • @JohnWicksmagazine
      @JohnWicksmagazine 5 месяцев назад

      @@niropaxum958 “You might’ve beaten the Incredible Hulk, but you haven’t met the Incredible Hulk Hogan, brother! Putting you over isn’t gonna work for me either, brother..”

    • @crabcakes448
      @crabcakes448 4 месяца назад +4

      You forgot to add that Emperor Palpatine had a Force Weight of over 700 pounds, and how he pulled or tore 800 different back muscles, including his Force Muscles.

  • @preciousroyhomeshoppingnet6219
    @preciousroyhomeshoppingnet6219 Год назад +288

    Hogan picking up 40 extra days a year going back and forth to Japan is really impressive. No one else could do that

    • @VendreadMike95
      @VendreadMike95 9 месяцев назад +11

      Except Dr. Who.
      So maybe Hogan is really Dr. WHO in disguise. 🤔😂

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 8 месяцев назад +9

      Maybe Doctor Who would be actually watchable if Hogan played the Doctor. At least it would be funny.

    • @nichhodge8503
      @nichhodge8503 6 месяцев назад +3

      35 extra days actually, you’re not Hogan’s mathematician are you?

    • @preciousroyhomeshoppingnet6219
      @preciousroyhomeshoppingnet6219 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@nichhodge8503 im not sure! We will have to ask the hulkster when he is awake from his nap!

    • @RunemasterRick
      @RunemasterRick 5 месяцев назад

      Chuck Norris gets all his days back by running backwards. STFU Hogan.

  • @tobiasrieper8360
    @tobiasrieper8360 2 года назад +487

    Hogan was actually offered the role of John McClane. He turned it down, though, because he found the tale of a heroic family man saving hostages from a group of European terrorists hit too close to home. “It read like something out of my biography,” he said.

    • @CollegeBallYouknow
      @CollegeBallYouknow 2 года назад +58

      Hulk Hogan once met a weak and sickly child during a house show and inspired him to take his “vitamins” in order to be as strong Hogan himself, many years later that child would known as _The Incredible Hulk_ in tribute to Hogan.

    • @slappygilmour1984
      @slappygilmour1984 2 года назад +24

      I heard he invented the internet

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 2 года назад +7

      Oh f me that's beyond hilarious

    • @jakekaufman8302
      @jakekaufman8302 2 года назад

      I can imagine him dropping his atomic leg on the terrorists in the tower. 😂😂😂

    • @MrBernad09
      @MrBernad09 2 года назад +7

      😂😂😂 That was good dude!

  • @AGCcachanilla
    @AGCcachanilla 3 года назад +1954

    Them laughing their asses off makes this 1 MILLION times better 😂

    • @KareemHarper
      @KareemHarper 3 года назад +92

      Came here to write the same thing.
      Brian's laughter is infectious. This is already some funny shit, but Brian's laughter made the tall tales even funnier. I was crying.

    • @beatz_next_door85
      @beatz_next_door85 3 года назад +30

      Exactly 🤣🤣

    • @officialsuperrad
      @officialsuperrad 3 года назад +33

      This is the best episode I’ve heard. I’m fucking dying over here hahaha

    • @johnselwitz5362
      @johnselwitz5362 3 года назад +44

      @@officialsuperrad The Harley Race story literally made me cry with laughter! Especially when they start breaking it down and analyzing the absurdity of it 🤣

    • @zubrhero5270
      @zubrhero5270 3 года назад +30

      I could honest to God have this as a recurring segment every week.

  • @mr.mirchenstein6549
    @mr.mirchenstein6549 2 года назад +997

    Somebody needs to turn this into a cartoon or a TV series. *”The Imaginary Adventure of Hulk Hogan.”*

    • @jakekaufman8302
      @jakekaufman8302 2 года назад +32

      If you grew up in the 80s like I did then you remember his Saturday morning cartoon Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling.
      Now that we all see that Hogan is a blatant liar in real life I bet you regret watching that cartoon huh?

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 2 года назад +18

      @@jakekaufman8302 Nah, I watched the show for JYD and Wendi. And wasn't Roddy the bad guy on that show?

    • @jakekaufman8302
      @jakekaufman8302 2 года назад +11

      @@mage1439 yes Roddy was on the heel team with the iron sheik and Nikolai volkolf

    • @DarkBlueBaker
      @DarkBlueBaker 2 года назад +7

      Someone call Stoopid Monkey! They did "Camp WWE" and I'd watch "Hulk's Magical Memory Tour".

    • @jakekaufman8302
      @jakekaufman8302 2 года назад

      @@DarkBlueBaker Speaking of Stoopid Monkey, did you see that episode of Robot Chicken in which it was a parody of Hogan's Heroes in which they had Hulk Hogan and the other WWE wrestlers invade Hitler's Nazi Concentration Camp?

  • @Spider-Complexion
    @Spider-Complexion Год назад +115

    The fact that Hogan actually told the lie about Harley setting the ring on fire, on Joe Rogan’s podcast 😂
    I legit couldn’t believe it when he started it

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 5 месяцев назад +21

      It's not like he was the first or last person to tell a completely bullshit story on JRE.

    • @roggie839
      @roggie839 5 месяцев назад +5

      I'm not sure if that one was a lie. Harley Race was pretty crazy in all honesty

    • @studogable
      @studogable 4 месяца назад +4

      @@roggie839 I can see Harley growling "I'll set this place on fire" or something. That would be in character.

    • @BoofusLeghorn
      @BoofusLeghorn Месяц назад

      Why is your thinking "what is believable?" instead of "what do I know to be true?"?​@@roggie839

  • @Aaron_Scissorhands
    @Aaron_Scissorhands 2 года назад +406

    *FUN FACT:*
    Hogan was supposed to play the role of Rocky Balboa in the Rocky franchise, but he turned down Stallone's sexual advances, so he was demoted to Thunderlips.

  • @YAYCONFORMITY
    @YAYCONFORMITY 2 года назад +3873

    I was listening to this while bench pressing. I dropped the 500 lb barbell on my neck breaking 13 bones. My spotter pulled up the weight, then shook my hand and thanked me for being a great American. My spotter was George Washington.

    • @bradcarver8127
      @bradcarver8127 2 года назад +81

      Underrated comment

    • @soneblac1
      @soneblac1 2 года назад +101

      Dude same thing happened to be but my spotter was liv morgan

    • @tempo1889
      @tempo1889 2 года назад +81

      Did you set the gym on fire?

    • @chadbecker3197
      @chadbecker3197 2 года назад +28

      @@soneblac1 I wouldn’t complain😂

    • @chadbecker3197
      @chadbecker3197 2 года назад +13

      @@tempo1889 lmfao😂😂

  • @ryandonovan5205
    @ryandonovan5205 2 года назад +293

    Imagine the Fantastic stories that would fly around if Hulk Hogan and Steven Seagal had a conversation

    • @bradcarver8127
      @bradcarver8127 2 года назад +29

      I’ve been flying helicopters for 47 years

    • @413PDS
      @413PDS 2 года назад +22

      That needs to be a parody on RUclips

    • @DropkickNation
      @DropkickNation Год назад

      They both would shake hands and through that alone find a cure for cancer.

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul Год назад +14

      Wouldn't that basically create warp drive with the sheer power of two such forces colliding?

    • @steampog
      @steampog Год назад +16

      Shut up and take my money

  • @the6footplustree75
    @the6footplustree75 8 месяцев назад +51

    My personal all time favorite Hulk Hogan lie was claiming Elvis Presley was a hulkamanic

  • @c.j.watkins6259
    @c.j.watkins6259 3 года назад +630

    Ultimate Warrior said it best... Hogan's whole life is a work.

    • @chasesutley7277
      @chasesutley7277 3 года назад +37

      R.I.P. James Helwig

    • @heelmanager1062
      @heelmanager1062 3 года назад +64

      You're just jealous that YOU never played for the Yankees or the Rolling Stones. HOLLYWOOD would NEVER lie to you.

    • @lindenstromberg6859
      @lindenstromberg6859 3 года назад +42

      @@heelmanager1062 Right? I think those jealous sorts should keep their mouths shut until THEY work 400+ days in a year.

    • @whodey5103
      @whodey5103 3 года назад +11

      Ron Garvin said it best: ultimate warriors 90s run was the death of wrestling

    • @chasesutley7277
      @chasesutley7277 3 года назад +29

      @@whodey5103 Vince McMahon buying WCW was the death of wrestling. You can hate on Warrior all you want but he was and still is a wrestling icon. Any further comments are irrelevant.

  • @Patrick-ud3vu
    @Patrick-ud3vu 3 года назад +208

    "Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." George Costanza.
    Hogan was actually offered the role of Seinfeld but had to turn it down because he was on a world tour with Bono of U2.

    • @DjCap1
      @DjCap1 3 года назад +6

      💚

    • @stevelowe2647
      @stevelowe2647 2 года назад +10

      Hogan was supposed to be my Dad but he was too busy showing Elvis his world titles.

    • @ricstormwolf
      @ricstormwolf 2 года назад +2

      I've never watched Seinfeld because none of them are funny. But wasn't the George costanza character a piece of shit? So naturally, he'd say that.

    • @stevelowe2647
      @stevelowe2647 2 года назад +1

      @Dino Vasiljevic yeah that makes sense.

    • @TMAJ2019
      @TMAJ2019 2 года назад +3

      What about the time where Hogan wanted to face Freddie Mercury at Wembley stadium in 1985 during Live Aid?

  • @MrRyan-wu4jx
    @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 года назад +591

    The guy that actually sat down to compile this list is the greatest hero of all.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад +8

      He's just jealous that Terry Boulder led a much more interesting life than he ever could.

    • @NathanCline12-21
      @NathanCline12-21 2 года назад +3

      A Real American Hero

    • @chriszaa2309
      @chriszaa2309 2 года назад +1

      @@SuperPeterok who is terry boulder? its terry bollea get it right

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад +2

      @@chriszaa2309 do your fucking homework jabroni! That was one of the hulksters early ring names.

    • @kes9684
      @kes9684 2 года назад +2

      @@SuperPeterok my life would be amazing if I imagined all these events 🤣

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 10 месяцев назад +74

    Truth: Hey Hulk, can you put me over?
    Hogan: *tHaT dOeSnT wOrK fOr Me BrOtHeR*

  • @blinkth3dog
    @blinkth3dog 2 года назад +563

    Hogan's 400 fight a year claim never fails to make me cry laughing

    • @northleedspoppa
      @northleedspoppa Год назад +35

      Cuz times zones though 😂😂😂😂

    • @CronoXpono
      @CronoXpono Год назад +25

      I’m getting images of Hulk in a Tardis and man, I can’t breathe 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @curthennig9448
      @curthennig9448 Год назад +13

      Hogan was the real Captain Kirk of pro wrestling.

    • @ravengaming2597
      @ravengaming2597 Год назад +22

      Hulk Hogan went back in time and defeated the Nazi's single handedly.

    • @blinkth3dog
      @blinkth3dog Год назад +3

      @@ravengaming2597 lololololol :)

  • @paulsletten8985
    @paulsletten8985 3 года назад +91

    In late 1989, Hulk Hogan was offered the undertaker character. He turned it down, saying it would never get over.
    Hogan then took a sabbatical to write and star in "Mr. NANNY".

    • @MarginalSC
      @MarginalSC 3 года назад +4

      Claiming he wrote those piles of trash is a lie that works against him regardless.

    • @n0m4nic
      @n0m4nic 3 года назад +2

      @@MarginalSC As a kid, I liked Mr Nanny

    • @MarginalSC
      @MarginalSC 3 года назад +1

      @@n0m4nic I liked Troll. Kids are stupid.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад

      @@MarginalSC funniest movie I've ever seen.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад

      @@n0m4nic i still love all his movies

  • @EVGriffinJr
    @EVGriffinJr 3 года назад +624

    Hulk Hogan’s Lies are so outrageous, I can’t even get angry! Because they’re way too entertaining!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dryan1387
      @dryan1387 3 года назад +13

      Feel the same brother

    • @ensabahnur8968
      @ensabahnur8968 3 года назад +3

      That guy😆😆😆

    • @jakekaufman8302
      @jakekaufman8302 3 года назад +3

      @Sub if you are against Antifa and BLM is he really a true friend to you if he lies so much? Has he lied to you alot? With that said, can you even trust him?

    • @DAKINS896
      @DAKINS896 3 года назад +7

      lol its the type of lie like wtf would you lie about that? WHY DUDE?

    • @EVGriffinJr
      @EVGriffinJr 3 года назад +7

      @@DAKINS896 exactly! There are people that lie for a reason and then there’s people that will tell lies just because!

  • @MovieEggman
    @MovieEggman 2 года назад +395

    The “Harley Race setting the ring on fire” story had me on the floor.

    • @bredenis5
      @bredenis5 Год назад +59

      Man, I was fucking dying. Like, the image of Harley race standing there taking a drag off of a cigarette talking Hogan as this ring is ablaze in the background “you know…I respect you Terry…Can you..get me..a job?” Lmao give me a fucking break.

    • @ahmetdanaci9360
      @ahmetdanaci9360 Год назад +34

      "he must be looking for a job"

    • @gravitykat714
      @gravitykat714 Год назад +13

      If that happened for real that would’ve been the greatest thing to ever happen in wresting

    • @rattlesnakke8876
      @rattlesnakke8876 Год назад +14

      Man that thumbnail is the greatest. Terrific job by Travis

    • @PrinceH8907
      @PrinceH8907 Год назад +5

      @@ahmetdanaci9360 that had me crackin up 🤣

  • @ThePeachtree69
    @ThePeachtree69 3 года назад +217

    Hogan once got called by some Nobel committee guys about physics and a prize but he didn’t want to go into teaching PE because the kids would stop paying attention to their prayers.

    • @musicandmagic909
      @musicandmagic909 3 года назад +4

      Fucking DIED LAUGHING reading this

    • @yudou6607
      @yudou6607 3 года назад +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid 3 года назад

      Hey…WWE…..*this* is how you write GOOD comedy. Well done.

    • @punktalley
      @punktalley 3 года назад

      and vitamins

  • @awzthemusicalreviews
    @awzthemusicalreviews 3 года назад +126

    Most of these aren't even "OMG, Why would Hulk lie about that?!"
    They're more "Lmao Why would Hulk lie about that?"

  • @Ykwhat75
    @Ykwhat75 Год назад +308

    15:20 “Hey that’s Harley Race, what’s he doing, OMG he setting the ring on fire” 😂😂😭😭 BEST PART

  • @chrislynch8128
    @chrislynch8128 Год назад +55

    I was in tears laughing at the alleged Harley Race story 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JackBarrett7
      @JackBarrett7 8 месяцев назад +4

      Whats funny is that, how it happened was that Harley had threatened Vince years before to burn his ring TRUCKS if he ever came to St. Louis, and the night Hogans talking about, Race walked in the dressing room, and saw Hogan sitting with his back to him, and told him to stand up. Hogan didnt so Race slapped him, and then Hogan faced him and said "I thought you'd come here with a machine gun" and Race said, "No I just carry this" and pulled out a .38 (or a .9mm,, depending on whose telling it). Then, Race told Vince "if youre going to me in my city, youre going to pay me for it", and thats when he got hired. Hogan just hears things and has to add himself. If you mentioned the War of 1812, he'd say "the funny thing about that, brother, I was filming a movie in England at the time..."

  • @SefniAsheforr
    @SefniAsheforr 3 года назад +312

    Man, Hogan's an amazing pitcher, Metallica level bass player, screen writer, respected actor, boxer, and mma fighter. This man can truly do it all.

    • @MortonT1958
      @MortonT1958 3 года назад +11

      What about the stories of Hogan’s alleged degenerate womanizing? I wonder how much of that was exaggerated.

    • @j84martinez44
      @j84martinez44 3 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @simonforrest97
      @simonforrest97 3 года назад +9

      Time traveller

    • @MurderOfGayCrows
      @MurderOfGayCrows 3 года назад +19

      Hulk Hogan also was asked to be the starting quarterback over John Elway. But he declined it because he said he was tired

    • @mathewreynolds7607
      @mathewreynolds7607 3 года назад +11

      Except put someone over

  • @phillipweber6059
    @phillipweber6059 Год назад +20

    We can add Wembley stadium, Make a Wish kids who smell bad, and Simon Cowell to this

  • @papanoel3999
    @papanoel3999 3 года назад +258

    There are many priceless things in life, Jim Cornette laughing at Hulks lies is 1 of those things.

  • @jamesgroover4643
    @jamesgroover4643 Год назад +28

    Comic gold that never gets old!!! The reactions of Brian and Corny. LMFAO 😂😂 Makes me laugh as much as Eddie Murphy doing Raw and Delirious back in the day.

  • @blahblahblah6
    @blahblahblah6 3 года назад +187

    Hulk was God's first choice to die on the cross. But, that Jesus dude begged his Dad to let him get all the glory.

    • @chadrh58
      @chadrh58 3 года назад +6

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @kevindouglas5333
      @kevindouglas5333 3 года назад +30

      Hogan would have no sold the cross,Brother

    • @jcaldarelli1224
      @jcaldarelli1224 3 года назад +28

      Sorry god that doesn’t work for me brother

    • @mritchie85
      @mritchie85 3 года назад +5

      Hulk wrestled with a guy called Jacob back in the day apparently, which in turn led Jacob to change his name to something Hulk came up with.

    • @kieron20069
      @kieron20069 3 года назад +2

      Nah that would work for him brother

  • @JustinW06
    @JustinW06 3 года назад +105

    The Harley Race story about him burning the ring and asking Hogan for a job is so funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @C0wboyzfan4life
      @C0wboyzfan4life 3 года назад +4

      I laugh for minutes plus Brian last reaction

  • @tiagochill7847
    @tiagochill7847 Год назад +21

    "Tyson was too scared" 😂

  • @TheCrownPrince209
    @TheCrownPrince209 3 года назад +51

    14:05 I could just imagine Harley asking for a job while the ring burning behind him 💀😂😂😂

    • @planexshifter
      @planexshifter 3 года назад +11

      Note to self
      try burning shit at next job interview....

  • @mtorngren15
    @mtorngren15 3 года назад +105

    Corny dressed like Cotton Hill has me in tears 😂😂😂

    • @JagerLange
      @JagerLange 3 года назад +1

      This.

    • @brettpatterson404
      @brettpatterson404 3 года назад +14

      I killed fiddy internet marks.

    • @DBonaldi
      @DBonaldi 3 года назад +3

      I killed fiddy men….

    • @mikenoren8938
      @mikenoren8938 3 года назад +3

      I hit fiddy men with a tennis racket!

    • @JagerLange
      @JagerLange 3 года назад +6

      @@mikenoren8938 "Ya see that Brian? Woman headlines a PPV, Man loses his triple-cheese!"

  • @itsconnorstime
    @itsconnorstime Год назад +11

    As if inventing a dying fan wasn’t bad enough, a year later while on a British talk show Hogan would claim the song was inspired by the tragic murder of Jamie Bulger.

    • @ScottRen14
      @ScottRen14 6 месяцев назад +2

      I remember that, it was disgusting

  • @JP-vy7ez
    @JP-vy7ez 2 года назад +60

    The moment when Brian said Harley “set the ring on fire” , and Jim bursts out laughing🤣🤣🤣 kills me up every time.

  • @JQuickDraw
    @JQuickDraw 3 года назад +194

    Harley shaking Hulk's hand and asking for a job with the ring behind him that he just set ablaze - this had me laughing so hard I was shaking. I wish someone would film Hogan's claims like a weekly series. I would watch the hell out of that show.

    • @Lord_Bibulous
      @Lord_Bibulous 3 года назад +5

      With a Reds jersey no less.

    • @num1Jaysta
      @num1Jaysta 2 года назад +15

      There should be an animation of all his stories and lies. I wouldn't mind doing that.

    • @marcmcallister5643
      @marcmcallister5643 2 года назад +4

      Call it “The Lies of Hulk Hogan”

    • @phdonme1
      @phdonme1 2 года назад +4

      Me too... Just imagine him casually talking to Hogan asking for a job, after this ring is just a blaze with black smoke. Had me rolling!

    • @curthennig9448
      @curthennig9448 Год назад

      I just got done watching a weeks worth of his porn tapes! Hulk nailed about 6 of Brooke's friends.

  • @whobitmyname
    @whobitmyname 9 месяцев назад +15

    Brian laughing at the Harley Race story never gets old.

    • @camschuster5947
      @camschuster5947 5 месяцев назад

      I listen to that part once a week just to cheer myself up.
      “He must be looking for a job!!” 😆

  • @Trippopotomus
    @Trippopotomus 9 месяцев назад +16

    I have listened to this at least three times in total and I can't stop laughing my ass off. I have a real Hulk Hogan story. He basically ran my bicycle off the road with his Viper next to the post office in Agoura Hills. I followed him to the post office and laughingly told him what happened. I asked for an autograph so I didn't have to sue him. I was laughing and joking. He told me to go in and get a pen, then totally boned out of the parking lot. LOLOL

    • @AssClown-wi6og
      @AssClown-wi6og 9 месяцев назад

      That never happened

    • @Trippopotomus
      @Trippopotomus 9 месяцев назад

      Why don't you tweet him and ask him?

    • @jediknight1294
      @jediknight1294 3 месяца назад +1

      That's believable given he was a scumbag to fans when there wasn't a camera

  • @asoncalledvoonch2210
    @asoncalledvoonch2210 Год назад +19

    I also was the first person to save more than 15% ony car insurance when I switched to Geico.
    - Hulk Hogan

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 2 месяца назад

      His first tag partner was the Geico lizard, brother.

  • @mattm6580
    @mattm6580 3 года назад +71

    I want an A&E Biography of Hulk Hogan according to Hulk Hogan

    • @shayevans5334
      @shayevans5334 3 года назад +1

      There is one ! I remember watching it or a E! True story ... I remember him saying he was tubby till puberty then he started growing and then he started pumping weights

  • @mattberry6391
    @mattberry6391 2 года назад +34

    “Hey that’s Harley Race! Oh my god he’s setting the ring on fire!” LOL

    • @pk2508
      @pk2508 Год назад +10

      HE MUST BE LOOKING FOR A JOB

    • @jsdt25703
      @jsdt25703 Год назад

      I literally read both of those comments as they were saying it.

  • @travissecrist4693
    @travissecrist4693 3 года назад +164

    Hulk Hogan is now the Steven Seagal of wrestling.

  • @TheNeonParadox
    @TheNeonParadox 3 года назад +128

    Hogan is wrestling's answer to Frank Dux. I'm surprised Hogan never claimed to compete in the Kumite.

    • @chloeirnes
      @chloeirnes 3 года назад +27

      He did but Dux stole all the credit. Hogan also personally chose Van Damme to play him in the movie, but JCVD wasn't able to grow the sideburns in time for the shoot.

    • @Drew_D
      @Drew_D 3 года назад +10

      He's got the trophy to prove it! 😁

    • @kurtm00mau45
      @kurtm00mau45 3 года назад +4

      That's in part 2

    • @gi79304
      @gi79304 3 года назад +2

      😂 i commented the same thing saying Hogan fought in the Kumite

    • @harrygreb3457
      @harrygreb3457 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahahaha

  • @tinsoldier1983
    @tinsoldier1983 Год назад +12

    When I need a boost, or I feel down and want to laugh I always come back to this video. Thank you Brian & Jim.

  • @AmateurBarbarian
    @AmateurBarbarian 2 года назад +35

    The way I always heard the Harley Race story was that Hogan was terrified when WWF came to St. Louis because Harley had threatened to show up with a shotgun and kill Hogan, but when they finally squared off, they instead shook hands. Bret Hart told this story in his book.

    • @RagnarokB
      @RagnarokB 2 года назад +20

      Even better (if my memory is correct) is that according to Bret's book, I believe Harley snuck up on Hulk in the locker room, slapped him on the shoulder hard to get his attention, and filled him with "OH SHIT THIS GUY'S GONNA SHOOT ME!" fear before finally laughing and shaking his hand. Presumably Harley died 3 days later from the force of that handshake brother.

    • @aaronjackson9385
      @aaronjackson9385 Год назад +1

      @@RagnarokB 😅😅😂😂😂

    • @TuMalditaMadre
      @TuMalditaMadre Год назад +2

      @@RagnarokB it was four days later, brother. -HH

  • @davidjsaul
    @davidjsaul 2 года назад +375

    If they ever actually wrote a book debunking all of Hogan's lies I know I'd read it 😂

    • @sprthrwwychnnl73
      @sprthrwwychnnl73 2 года назад +40

      That book would be longer than The Iliad and The Bible combined.

    • @ziahamm1603
      @ziahamm1603 2 года назад +9

      @@sprthrwwychnnl73 lol brilliant 👏 I was gunna say it would be longer than war and peace.

    • @stevelowe2647
      @stevelowe2647 2 года назад +16

      Page 865,923 Chapter 2: Age 2-3

    • @JeremiahEcks777
      @JeremiahEcks777 2 года назад +5

      Seconded!!!

    • @jakekaufman8302
      @jakekaufman8302 2 года назад +6

      Indeed a book that you can read over and over again laughing your ass off and would never get old.
      I hope they go for it because that would be an extremely popular bestseller that would sell off the bookshelf.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pjleon8391
    @pjleon8391 2 года назад +18

    "I was supposed to play Hercules but Arnold stole my parking spot so I had to park all the way across the street at Arby's. There was a guy out there asking for change so I gave him a hundred bucks"

  • @toddkurzbard
    @toddkurzbard Год назад +122

    Every once in a while I revisit this video just for the sheer laughability of it.
    And also just to hear Corny and Brian laughing hysterically.

  • @Billinois78
    @Billinois78 Год назад +82

    Hogan's 400 days in a year idea is right up there with Scott Steiner wrestling "a lotta countries."

    • @Bradley-pc9vx
      @Bradley-pc9vx 9 месяцев назад +4

      Lol tell you a good one frank dux the entire blood sport story really look that 1 up to and laugh bro this some shit these old 70s and 80s dudes did.

  • @AsmundUkkelberg
    @AsmundUkkelberg 3 месяца назад +3

    The sequence around 14:00 about Harley Race setting the ring on fire and then asking for a job, is totally hilarious.

  • @jere.nurkka
    @jere.nurkka 3 года назад +64

    600 pounds was not enough for Hogan he said in one interview that Andre told him that he was actually close to 700..

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 3 года назад +2

      700 yoo 😭😭

    • @CLM1987
      @CLM1987 3 года назад +3

      Hogan has also had claimed Andre was 800 pounds and that Andre called for the slam in the ring

    • @thekidfromiowa
      @thekidfromiowa 3 года назад +17

      He was 50 feet tall brother. There was an earthquake in Detroit from the impact of the bodyslam that caused the Silverdome to crumble. He climbed out of the rubble and went back in over and over and rescued all 100,000 attendees and rebuilt the Silverdome with his own hands.

    • @ff7fanboi
      @ff7fanboi 3 года назад +4

      And that's a shoot brother

    • @charlesmarcus7864
      @charlesmarcus7864 3 года назад +1

      @@CLM1987 I heard Andre was 900 lbs.

  • @Billinois78
    @Billinois78 Год назад +96

    They seriously need to turn Hogan's stories into a cartoon. I would love to see Harley Race run into an arena, set the ring on fire, then turn around and ask Hogan for a job while everything burns. 🤣

    • @briankady1456
      @briankady1456 Год назад +3

      I would totally watch it...

    • @brycemcneil4404
      @brycemcneil4404 9 месяцев назад +2

      I don't know why I'm ten months late to this comment but dammit yes: can we crowdfund to make this cartoon?

    • @fictionrumble
      @fictionrumble 9 месяцев назад +1

      we can fund you the money for this cartoon

    • @Gebraldo420
      @Gebraldo420 6 месяцев назад

      They did it for Mike Tyson... It can be done for Terry, Brother...

    • @THISHANDLEHASNOTBEENTAKEN
      @THISHANDLEHASNOTBEENTAKEN 5 месяцев назад

      "The world according to hulk Hogan"

  • @zaraconsultingllc3517
    @zaraconsultingllc3517 Год назад +59

    Brian: “Hulk Hogan says he used to be 6’9”, but now after back and knee surgeries he’s only 6’4””
    Jim: “🙄OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!”
    Had me crying 😂😂😂

    • @TheCsumner77
      @TheCsumner77 9 месяцев назад

      But this one is actually true

    • @werewolfofsicily
      @werewolfofsicily Месяц назад

      Hogan had always been 6'4 or so. The 6'8" stat was a lie, everyone's stats were back then. Andre wasn't 7'4" and 520 lbs. either

  • @WillGettling
    @WillGettling Год назад +50

    Back here A year later and this still holds up as one of the funniest segments Jim and Brian have ever done

  • @tampanomad8426
    @tampanomad8426 3 года назад +91

    When he says that Hogan said he went from 6 foot 9 to 6 foot 4, I love the way Cornett says "ah for fuck sake"

    • @nabillahlabat5570
      @nabillahlabat5570 3 года назад +6

      I mean, he does seem a lot shorter than he was in his prime

    • @RobTheUndertaker
      @RobTheUndertaker 3 года назад +9

      He was never 6'9, about 6'6 peak.

    • @dvlexotics2177
      @dvlexotics2177 3 года назад +5

      Not saying it's impossible but I'm now 50 and went from 6'5" to 6'1" over the years. I also wrestled in the late 80's early 90's for a Indy promo here in the Northeast. Other than that have also had jobs very abusive on the body they back especially.

    • @RobTheUndertaker
      @RobTheUndertaker 3 года назад

      @@dvlexotics2177 Hogan said his peak height was 6'7 when he was interviewed by the main TMZ guy.

    • @dvlexotics2177
      @dvlexotics2177 3 года назад +2

      @@RobTheUndertaker I dunno I hate Hogan so haven't really paid attention to anything he has said. Had he not been shoved down our throats for a 100 years I wouldn't hate him so much.

  • @DakotaFuqua
    @DakotaFuqua 5 месяцев назад +3

    Jim's laugh makes this so much better especially his laught at the part about Harley Race supposedly setting the ring on fire

  • @ryanbrady7167
    @ryanbrady7167 3 года назад +215

    I love how so many of the stories are just Hogan trying to better other wrestlers true stories 😂 Macho Man's baseball career, Flair's work schedule and Elvis being a fan of Memphis wrestling

    • @dubbcee1000
      @dubbcee1000 3 года назад +48

      Crazy how a guy with so much clout could be so insecure

    • @jurisfootrag
      @jurisfootrag 3 года назад +17

      @@dubbcee1000 Shoulda been Hogan they were parodying in that trans South Park episode lol

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад +15

      He did invent mma and gave Royce Gracie his push!

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад +8

      @@jurisfootrag Hogan would have legdropped those Trey Parker and Matt Stone jabronis brother! Hogan invented Baseketball and slept with Burt Reynolds ex Loni Anderson.

    • @andyjohnD
      @andyjohnD 2 года назад +2

      Maybe he spotted Elvis at Burger King,lol

  • @jonathancarlson6127
    @jonathancarlson6127 3 года назад +25

    Last time I was this early, Hogan was still in the AWA.

  • @adamzullo3624
    @adamzullo3624 Год назад +26

    “Alright, let’s get back to this man’s lies.” That killed me

  • @michaelhalliday395
    @michaelhalliday395 2 года назад +56

    Oh god thank you. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time and I needed it. Harley Race setting fire to a ring and asking Hulk for a job. I died.

    • @kriegerhain
      @kriegerhain 2 года назад +8

      Yeah absolutely the best part of it
      ,,He set the ring on fire he must been looking for a job" 😂😂

  • @o14ed
    @o14ed 2 года назад +119

    These are so damn entertaining, I’m waiting for them to say how Hulk Hogan claims he invented the question mark!

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 2 года назад

      This is one of those toilet readers
      Instead of 1001 stupid jokes
      1001 lies of hulk Hogan
      You'll laugh till you poop yourself

    • @vathrosable
      @vathrosable 2 года назад +1

      Ya baby!!

    • @Vikdeb25502
      @Vikdeb25502 2 года назад +4

      Brother??? Brother?

    • @ash89lcfc
      @ash89lcfc 2 года назад +3

      And that squirrels are lazy

    • @misterx6276
      @misterx6276 2 года назад +2

      And accused chestnuts of being lazy.

  • @YoSoyDaddy
    @YoSoyDaddy Год назад +309

    When I am having a bad day, I click on this video. It really cheers me up. I like how Brian Last's laughs and Corny's exaggerated sighs are so on point in this episode.

  • @jonathandevers6609
    @jonathandevers6609 4 месяца назад +6

    I come back to this video regularly

  • @michaelmadden6712
    @michaelmadden6712 3 года назад +25

    my favorite hulk hogan lie is him saying that he worked 400 days in one year due to timezone differences in japan lol

    • @sagar2139
      @sagar2139 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @michelledavidson8190
    @michelledavidson8190 Год назад +46

    Brian's laugh over the 400 days is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leagueleaders
    @leagueleaders 3 года назад +40

    I didn't know Hogan was such a BSer. Was being the most recognized wrestler of the generation not interesting enough?

    • @WorldTravelA320
      @WorldTravelA320 3 года назад +5

      How could you NOT know. It's what he's most famous for.

    • @adriansmith2182
      @adriansmith2182 3 года назад +2

      Oh yeah he was
      .
      Big Time!!

    • @joepadgett6683
      @joepadgett6683 3 года назад +2

      No. He was always insecure because he knew he was not close to being the best wrestler

  • @troytungai1828
    @troytungai1828 Год назад +7

    When is part II gonna be available ?!

    • @JackBarrett7
      @JackBarrett7 8 месяцев назад +1

      There are two shorter ones now made in the past few months.

  • @pdg90
    @pdg90 3 года назад +19

    Hulk Hogan said he was once taught the secrets to the resurrection, but he got drunk and forgot it at the last supper.
    Hulk Hogan once bodyslamed the Incredible Hulk over name rights.
    Hulk Hogan said Mjolnir was originally supposed to be made for him, but he didn't want it because the handle was too short.

  • @collectorbynature152
    @collectorbynature152 2 месяца назад +2

    Marvel called and asked him to be part of the Avengers, but he said his schedule was too busy and told them to find some green guy to do it.

  • @strawhataddison
    @strawhataddison 3 года назад +80

    Who can deny that Travis Heckel's artwork is museum worthy? He's a modern Davinci!

  • @comradesentournjr3696
    @comradesentournjr3696 2 года назад +72

    This was absolutely hilarious.. The Harley Race story had me laughing so hard I almost had a brain aneurysm, lmao..

    • @wow77777
      @wow77777 2 года назад +1

      Harley burned a WWF ring truck

    • @KnightBoat
      @KnightBoat 2 года назад +3

      That one is my new favorite Hogan bullshit story LOL!

  • @Bandana_Boi
    @Bandana_Boi 3 года назад +51

    Can we make this a bi weekly segment?? I'm sure the Cult can dig up lots and lots of Hogan lies 😂😂 this is just hysterical

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 2 года назад

      There was one I found on Reddit where Hogan claimed after the Mania match with Warrior that he would look up to the skies, say "How could you do this?", then as he walks up the ramp, does a Three Stooges like run and start calling himself Triple H: Hollywood Hulk Hogan.

  • @rabbas80
    @rabbas80 Год назад +56

    The part w harley race setting the ring on fire is just hysterical lol. Their commentary and laughter makes it more hilarious haha

  • @blacksunday4231
    @blacksunday4231 Год назад +9

    2:56 Hogan just retold this lie on the Joe Rogan podcast 😂

  • @chasecook5031
    @chasecook5031 3 года назад +28

    "I DRANK...AND THEN I DROVE" I'll remember to say that when I get pulled over lol!R.I.P. Norm Macdonald my favorite comedian of all time he always cheered my days up

  • @HavanaOutpost
    @HavanaOutpost 3 года назад +21

    Hulk also lied that his ribs were crushed by Earthquake.

  • @TheSaltySeaman
    @TheSaltySeaman Год назад +7

    This is still one of the funniest goddamn things on the internet. Thank you Hogan, Corny, Lasto, Travis (when Brian hits that Harley story lol)...and most of all, Lars Ulrich for returning Hogan to us in wrestling.

  • @steampog
    @steampog 2 года назад +26

    I was cry-laughing at the Harley Race story where Hogan said he set the ring on fire after shaking his hand..

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +5

      No he shook his hand AFTER setting the ring on fire, apparently while holding a gun.

    • @steampog
      @steampog 2 года назад +3

      @@sorrenblitz805 and Harley then asked Hogan for a job, with the ring burning in the background..

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +2

      @@steampog yeah lol.

  • @louisbuda688
    @louisbuda688 5 месяцев назад +3

    When they did the dark side of the ring episode of Harley race, they retold the story of him setting the ring on fire. I died laughing bc I waiting to see the reenactment of hogan shaking is hand and offering him the job

  • @davehenson8846
    @davehenson8846 3 года назад +28

    Someone should publish a book titled "The Illustrated Guide to Hulk Hogan's Lies."

    • @gerv55
      @gerv55 3 года назад +2

      I don't think a 50,000 page book would be a good seller. Probably need a forklift just to get it home.

    • @MinusTheRogue
      @MinusTheRogue 3 года назад

      No need to make a book, just write down on a note: If his mouth moves, he's lying.

  • @TheFatalT
    @TheFatalT 3 года назад +25

    The Harley story almost made me run
    off the road I was laughing so hard.

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 2 года назад +2

      It's illegal to laugh and drive, brother
      Lol

  • @Bocephus_SupaFly
    @Bocephus_SupaFly Месяц назад +1

    I think my favorite is "Lars called me up after Cliff passed away and said we need ya to come play for us". Can you imagine "enter sandman,brother" "and justice for all,brother"

  • @Brawnald
    @Brawnald 3 года назад +15

    Adding thirty five days to a year by traveling frequently between the US and Japan is the all time GOAT of Hulk Hogan lies

  • @utjason8
    @utjason8 Год назад +24

    Can you do a whole video series on Hogan's lies? I figure you could easily get another 10 or 12 hours of material!

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 2 месяца назад

      Though not Cornette, look for The Many Lies of Hulk Hogan. It's over 4h long, I think done by WrestlePod. The lies are debunked one-by-one.
      I am in no way associated with that channel. Just a suggestion.

  • @jeffreygunn3150
    @jeffreygunn3150 Год назад +5

    I love listening to how much fun these guys are having with this.

  • @PaxBisonica89
    @PaxBisonica89 3 года назад +37

    26:08 RIP norm, I'm still sad over it.

    • @n0m4nic
      @n0m4nic 3 года назад +9

      The last of the great comedians.

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 3 года назад +5

      Norm was a badass.

    • @takerdust
      @takerdust 3 года назад +1

      @@n0m4nic depressing but true

    • @tayc9855
      @tayc9855 3 года назад +2

      Im legit scared we r running out of people who aren't media shills

    • @n0m4nic
      @n0m4nic 3 года назад +1

      @@tayc9855 I think most of the problem now is that the Hollywood system is collapsing and what we are seeing is them thrashing about trying to stay relevant. They permitted Norm, Roseanne and the like because they gave the illusion that they didn't hate you, but as they lose their stranglehold over discourse, they can no longer risk people that criticize them. Keep an eye on Nikki Minaj, I think she is next to get collared or blacklisted.

  • @gregynutbutter
    @gregynutbutter 6 месяцев назад +2

    Jim Cornette is the greatest thing to happen to wrestling ever!

  • @freeman4real
    @freeman4real 2 года назад +47

    These stories ARE GOLD!!! These have got to be turned into a cartoon, they are just too good Hogan should of written children's books with that type of imagination

  • @andrewhowden6198
    @andrewhowden6198 3 года назад +42

    That Mike Tyson one is more than likely the truth, and not a lie. I entirely believe Mike Tyson would have been scared...
    of mortally wounding the old man.

    • @messey12
      @messey12 3 года назад +2

      Or afraid of eating his children

    • @troystaunton254
      @troystaunton254 3 года назад +3

      The only thing that would have scared Tyson would have been the murder charge😂🤣

    • @mrghost3088
      @mrghost3088 3 года назад +6

      Let em try the Hulk up on Tyson, that would be hilarious.

  • @ripperace
    @ripperace Год назад +13

    This is one of my favorite Corny bits. Brian’s laugh is infectious! Hearing him laugh at the “Hoganisms” along with Corny makes me laugh like hell.

  • @maxcady360
    @maxcady360 3 года назад +30

    I don't get it. Hogan is such an acomplished wrestler in the business. Yet, it's clear that Terry Bolea lies to make his life more interesting.

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 3 года назад +7

      He is deeply insecure

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +3

      Its pathological. Literally...he can't help himself.

    • @LMighty
      @LMighty 3 года назад +2

      Terry Bolea tells the truth. Hulk Hogan is the one that lies brother

    • @BonsaiBuckeye
      @BonsaiBuckeye 3 года назад +1

      It probably has something to do with his achievements being essentially fictitious. He always wanted to be viewed as an accomplished athlete. In reality he was mediocre at most everything he did....

    • @jakekaufman8302
      @jakekaufman8302 3 года назад

      @@LMighty Wow. Then I guess that means that Hulk Hogan is Terry bolea's alter ego and his other half of his split personality. LoL.

  • @soultheinterrogator
    @soultheinterrogator Год назад +3

    Hogan claims that he wrote Moses' promo when he went against Pharaoh in the Bible 😂😭

    • @Lord_Bibulous
      @Lord_Bibulous Год назад

      Well obviously. We know Hogan had the 3 (eventually 4) Demandments. Moses stole the idea and made 10 Commandments.

  • @joninwm
    @joninwm 3 года назад +19

    When Kamala body slammed Andre in Mid-South, he was able to turn Andre and its obvious when Andre puts his hand near the ground because he was shocked to be lifted so high. Great video to watch if you haven't seen it.

    • @DanielHernandez-mn6ob
      @DanielHernandez-mn6ob 3 года назад

      Any link?

    • @DixiePokerAce
      @DixiePokerAce 3 года назад +1

      @@DanielHernandez-mn6ob It was in a Mid South wrestling match between Andre the Giant and Tony Atlas vs. Ted Dibiase and Matt Borne. Kamala interfered, hit Andre with a 2x4, and then body slammed him.

    • @DanielHernandez-mn6ob
      @DanielHernandez-mn6ob 3 года назад

      @Greg Bailey thanks pop

    • @DanielHernandez-mn6ob
      @DanielHernandez-mn6ob 3 года назад

      @Greg Bailey oh yeah! Maco man voice!

    • @DanielHernandez-mn6ob
      @DanielHernandez-mn6ob 3 года назад

      Macho? I haven't slept lol but thanks

  • @Djiehh
    @Djiehh Год назад +2

    Hulk Hogan misunderstood the Chuck Norris meme, he thinks you make up ridiculous stories about yourself and try to spread them until Chuck Norris knows about them.
    Also, Hulk Hogan is about a decade and a half late to the Chuck Norris meme. Or early, since I believe he would have started spreading these stories in the '80s.

  • @Will_kid_cortez
    @Will_kid_cortez 3 года назад +42

    Man these hulk tales are more legendary than his own career 😂

  • @GABRIELA-ACEVEDO.
    @GABRIELA-ACEVEDO. 11 месяцев назад +3

    A sitdown with Hogan, Steven Seagal, TK Kirkland, and Gianni Russo would be hilarious 💀💀

  • @DonnieHardenJr
    @DonnieHardenJr Год назад +19

    Them dying laughing makes this way funnier 😂😂😂

  • @imransarwar2772
    @imransarwar2772 2 года назад +10

    The undertaker talked about the tombstone thing on a podcast. It wasn't 2 yrs later, but actually a week or so. Funny part is when taker told Hogan about it, Hogan was like OH the tombstone was too tight that's what hurt my neck LOL. Absolute goof ball

  • @longish
    @longish 3 года назад +10

    As a big King of the Hill of the fan, I was like, "is Jim supposed to be Cotton Hill?"

  • @forty_two42
    @forty_two42 Год назад +2

    Theres no way Hogan even knew about Steen. There was that clip from a few years back where Hogan hadnt heard of Generico. When do even hear people talk about one without the other.