Warhammer 40K Lore: Captured by Dark Eldar

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @zenoblues7787
    @zenoblues7787 7 лет назад +814

    If ever you find yourself fighting the Dark Eldar save two shots one for yourself and another if you survive the first

    • @Gloriandvictori
      @Gloriandvictori 2 года назад +25

      I would prefer just not surrendering

    • @feradun2849
      @feradun2849 2 года назад +36

      @@Gloriandvictori Surrender isn't a thing in warhammer 40k. you would be captured by other means.

    • @the_infinexos
      @the_infinexos Год назад +22

      @@Gloriandvictori the Drukhari were able to kidnap Custodians. Tf you think not surrendering is gonna do

  • @RedGreekWolf
    @RedGreekWolf 7 лет назад +689

    Note to self, never be taken alive in the Warhammer 40K universe

    • @Brickerbrack
      @Brickerbrack 7 лет назад +74

      Trouble is, even death isn't a guaranteed reprieve.

    • @Brickerbrack
      @Brickerbrack 7 лет назад +83

      Error Error Better: Don't be in the Warhammer 40K universe *at all*. No matter *who* you are, it's not going to end well for you.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 7 лет назад +88

      I'M SAVED! THE DARK ELDAR RAIDER HAS BEEN INVADED BY SPACE MARINES! THEY WEAR PINK SO THEY MUST BE NICE!

    • @jake_russ
      @jake_russ 7 лет назад +19

      nah the tau are aight

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 6 лет назад +3

      wιѕegυy
      You called?

  • @wiki3061
    @wiki3061 7 лет назад +453

    Eight days I had been enslaved by these Dark Eldar. The tortures of the mind were so great, as were the tortures of the body. I had not the strength nor the resolve to stop them. The entire time I prayed to the emperor to protect me, to save me from this hell. But no prayers were answered, that is, not until the Eighth day. I heard his voice, he promised me strength, the ability to exact my vengeance upon these Eldar. His price was all too easy for me to pay. For me, there was no choice to be made. I stood, my mind finally clear of the tortures that had clouded it for so long. As these new eldar masters sneered at me a single phrase left my lips, "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 6 лет назад +92

      Wiki
      Welcome to Chaos!

    • @sexualharassmentpanda7273
      @sexualharassmentpanda7273 5 лет назад +80

      The only real chaos god worth worshipping

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 4 года назад +140

      Khorne is probably the least fucked up Chaos God. He even wants you to kill your enemies swiftly and painlessly, as pain and suffering feeds Slaneesh.

    • @titssnitchtzeentch649
      @titssnitchtzeentch649 4 года назад +26

      @@xxxxxx5868 Hey yo, I heard you were praising Khorne. What about praying someone that can teach you how to teleport like a badass ?

    • @collectorshaven722
      @collectorshaven722 3 года назад +16

      There is no mercy for those who oppose the imperium of man

  • @lucastucker5402
    @lucastucker5402 4 года назад +229

    There’s a really creepy short story about a survivor from a dark eldar raid who was kept for a decade. While the story goes into incredibly horrible detail about the physical torment I think the mental torment was the worst part. Basically the woman “escaped” multiple times, sometimes for weeks at a time, only to learn each time her each and every move was completely planned to the dark eldar’s design. It’s a really frightening read honestly.

  • @cailumgrantham-tibbitt8543
    @cailumgrantham-tibbitt8543 7 лет назад +267

    So basically 'murderfucking'

  • @GrugSmesh
    @GrugSmesh 7 лет назад +522

    Jokes on the Dark Eldar. That's my fetish.

    • @OmegaOprah
      @OmegaOprah 7 лет назад +97

      Atta' boy.

    • @MisterCOM
      @MisterCOM 7 лет назад +73

      TR8R Jokes on the Dark Eldar. I am already dead inside.

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 6 лет назад +56

      Jokes on the Dark Eldar. Slaanesh is coming for them

    • @jorgefierro8241
      @jorgefierro8241 6 лет назад +32

      Oh yeah, she's coming all right...

    • @NutNapalm
      @NutNapalm 5 лет назад +25

      SHOW THEM THE LOVE OF SLAANESH

  • @dalecrowe5340
    @dalecrowe5340 7 лет назад +197

    The dark eldar sound like lovely people to hang around with.

    • @primengo3031
      @primengo3031  7 лет назад +18

      Dale Crowe, the best people ;)

    • @allenscott68
      @allenscott68 4 года назад +2

      Zulu swashbuckler.
      I haven't played this game and I definitely wouldn't mind playing warhammer. But if I did my character would rather forgo this honor and privilege and pleasure!!!!!!!!!!😉

    • @AZTigerMMA
      @AZTigerMMA 4 года назад +1

      Dale Crowe it does the way this guy reads it . All uppity happy, likes he reading mums grocery list- it’s annoying. Because it completely takes you out of suspension of disbelief

  • @iamalpharius6288
    @iamalpharius6288 7 лет назад +304

    Imaging if an alpha legion infiltrator or word bearer cultist was captured and some how managed to lead slanneshi daemons into commorragh.

    • @primengo3031
      @primengo3031  7 лет назад +90

      Interesting idea, but it's not likely to happen. The Dark Eldar don't capture chaos tainted individuals for this very reason. In one novel, plague Marines and demons do indeed breach the city and are met with overwhelming resistance. And of course those involved used the occasion to kill off some rivals to take all the credit. ;)

    • @iamalpharius6288
      @iamalpharius6288 7 лет назад +32

      Prime n Go Thats why I was thinking alpha legion infiltrators, but some cultists/slaves are hard to distinguish if you look at one of the night lord books they used one of their slaves to infiltrate an imperial out post undercover and wasn't recognised.
      In the path of the renegade book it is mentioned how Asdrubael actually teleport a chaos tainted ship with daemons into a satellite realm or commorragh and then sealled it off.

    • @primengo3031
      @primengo3031  7 лет назад +19

      True, (and a reason why I love Vect), they have ways of "sniffing out" taint, as for summons, I'm pretty sure the city is covered in protective wards. They would have to breah a portal or something to get them in.

    • @primengo3031
      @primengo3031  7 лет назад +10

      All is possible though and would definitely make a good read :)

    • @iamalpharius6288
      @iamalpharius6288 7 лет назад +9

      Prime n Go there just so happens to be one such portal at the very centre of commoragh

  • @nebelwanderer4974
    @nebelwanderer4974 3 года назад +100

    Big Brain move:
    Just become a Slaanesh-cultist, enjoy their torture, summon demons of Slaanesh inside Commoragh and then torture those filthy Xenos with your big-titty-Daemonette-GF instead and feed their souls to Slannesh. You can get gifted cool mutations, with which to take revenge on your captors or perhaps even become a Daemon prince.

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 года назад +25

      “Into the sensory deprivation chamber you go then, Ya sneaky Mon’keigh!”

    • @nebelwanderer4974
      @nebelwanderer4974 2 года назад +14

      @@AAZ-yu5ss *shits on the floor and proceeds to use it as finger paint...*

    • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
      @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Год назад

      The Dark Eldar would lobotomize you whilst keeping you aware and conscious.
      Then place your body in the middle of a pleasure temple just so you could witness a show of excess and debauchery, and be unable to partake or feel a second of it, just out of spite.

  • @Nagrachlp
    @Nagrachlp 4 года назад +32

    "So they can feed on your pain, anguish and terror" - Sounds like my teachers back in school...

  • @jordhansamker1711
    @jordhansamker1711 7 лет назад +52

    3:17
    *record scratch*
    *freeze frame*
    Yup that's me right there in the middle, you're probably wondering how I got here, well let me tell you a story..

  • @Armageddon2077
    @Armageddon2077 7 лет назад +531

    This is why I'm glad I was captured by the Tau

    • @lordrevan571
      @lordrevan571 7 лет назад +89

      Enjoy your gentiles being cut off.

    • @TheRandomMuffinMan
      @TheRandomMuffinMan 7 лет назад +53

      AND I NEED Dark Eldar would probably do that too.

    • @arthurmorgan2861
      @arthurmorgan2861 7 лет назад +86

      fuk that, IM JOINING CHAOS

    • @Armageddon2077
      @Armageddon2077 7 лет назад +105

      Make sure you join Slaneesh then. Joining to serve Lord Khorne will probably end in you having your junk cut off in battle. Tzeentch will have you contemplating the mysteries of the warp for so long you'll forgot you have genitals and Papa Nurgle will let you keep your gentles but they'll have warts, puss weeping sores, giant pubic lice and something resembling prostate cancer with a side of HIV AIDS.

    • @alker_of_abyss
      @alker_of_abyss 7 лет назад +16

      AND I NEED, why would the Tau do that?

  • @nuissance8600
    @nuissance8600 7 лет назад +115

    I hear Comorragh nightclubs are lit

    • @smoughornstein421
      @smoughornstein421 7 лет назад +6

      Nord Vampire Lord lit bruv

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah I heard the strippers knife eachother to death on the strip poles.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 года назад +1

      @@noisemarine561 Ooh, kinky...

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 4 года назад +2

      @@DonVigaDeFierro
      I got some of their bodily fluids left on my knife if you want to lick it.

    • @s.a.l.1974
      @s.a.l.1974 5 месяцев назад +1

      Just watch the Vena Cava music video that's probably what it's like

  • @theoriginalcheebamech
    @theoriginalcheebamech 8 лет назад +168

    Yes, tell me about the Dark Eldar. Like, what is she wearing? ;)

  • @girlbuu9403
    @girlbuu9403 7 лет назад +74

    Well, that's what you get for forgetting your safeword.

  • @CrashandTrash596
    @CrashandTrash596 7 лет назад +325

    It's going to be that much sweeter when the Regiments finally conquer the web way, reach the Dark City and eradicate it beneath a hail of endless Basilisk shells, purging plasma and armoured treads.
    Some day.

    • @kompav5621
      @kompav5621 7 лет назад +58

      Jack McCall Love the Emperor, for He is the salvation of mankind.

    • @Squichibo
      @Squichibo 7 лет назад +42

      The hammer of the Emperor will be brought down on that rusty nail.

    • @sewerynzelazowski4235
      @sewerynzelazowski4235 7 лет назад +19

      Khaine's gate will blow up way before that tho,and after that BDSM elves will have some sessions with Slaneesh

    • @raglanheuser1162
      @raglanheuser1162 7 лет назад +12

      in your dreams, the imperium is just a garden that grows for the dark eldar to harvest whenever they wish

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 7 лет назад +26

      just send in the white scars and the black templars and you've essentially won the day.

  • @melissaharway4547
    @melissaharway4547 3 года назад +32

    Couldn't you just:
    1. Find a webway portal
    2. Jam a extermanutis weapon of choice into the portal
    3. Victory
    4. Wait you forgot to fire
    5. Shoot the weapon
    6. VICTORY

    • @daroth7127
      @daroth7127 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yea bro just do that without getting caught by the Kabalites, Scourges, Mandrakes, Wych's, Homunculi, Grotesques, Hellions, Reavers and Archon(s)...

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber 7 лет назад +42

    Dark Eldar... when regular clowns just aren't scary enough.

  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 7 лет назад +45

    1st rule of being captured by the dark elder.Don't get captured alive, and that applies to demons and even other dark elder as well.

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 7 лет назад +22

    For when the Cenobites tell you to take it down a notch.

  • @darthnihilus9502
    @darthnihilus9502 4 года назад +47

    Dark Eldar : We feed on your Fear and Suffering
    Me: Hold my Beer

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 года назад +7

      Well then you’ll be full for the rest of your life

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 2 года назад +1

      “great, go to college.”

    • @darthnihilus9502
      @darthnihilus9502 2 года назад

      @@synergy8879 I'm already done with college

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 2 года назад +2

      @@darthnihilus9502 great, you have felt harsh suffering

  • @gagislobista2
    @gagislobista2 7 лет назад +32

    how to destroy dark eldar
    1.go with magnus in commoragh
    2. say out loud SPACE WOLVES !!
    3.Enjoy in greatest massacre in galaxy since istvan

  • @primengo3031
    @primengo3031  7 лет назад +48

    Thanks for all the support and comments! Really appreciate it :)

    • @d180jnr
      @d180jnr 7 лет назад +2

      Prime n Go This sorta video is what drew me into this channel, it would be really interesting to see maybe a series on "what if" something happened to you in 40k because of how brutal the universe is.

    • @primengo3031
      @primengo3031  7 лет назад +2

      Just waiting for my next day off work and I'll record the next video for the DE, stay tuned and we will take things up a notch ;)

    • @pariswashington5543
      @pariswashington5543 6 лет назад

      Prime n Go could you do a video of sister of battle daily life or officio assassinorum

  • @FlourEater
    @FlourEater 3 года назад +9

    you know it´s bad, when imperial citizen says "oh thank god, those are just the Night Lords"

  • @leopoldjenkins
    @leopoldjenkins 8 лет назад +32

    my only issue with this is that the mutilation was very predicable - nothing worse than the Inquisition could do.
    A far better tact would have been alterations and augmentation the Dark Eldar carry out, turning the victim into a monster
    I liked the element of psychology interplay though, that doesn't get brought up enough.

    • @primengo3031
      @primengo3031  8 лет назад +12

      the type of mutilation you are thinking of is the speciality of the Haemonculus, a normal Archon does not have the skills set. basic stuff like I described is more their thing as the Haemonculus experiment on you at the same time.

    • @LuegiM-y6l
      @LuegiM-y6l 7 лет назад +14

      Richter
      Consider that mutation in this case can range anywhere between being turned into a "Grotesque", "Children of Bone", or the many forms of "Pain Engines" at the artful hands of deprived Dark Eldar alchemist-surgeons, the Haemonculi.
      Over what could span a lifetime, the body will first be treated with muscle enhancers that violently and excruciatingly induce growth and reinforcement of whatever flesh and bone remains from previous years of torture. Because the canvass must be able to withstand the shaping art that must follow, of course. Only novices lose subjects to the art.
      When determined to be ripe, this is followed by manually and chemically stretching skin and flesh to accommodate gears, tubes, pumps and blades that would allow the subject to better perform its new purpose. Or sometimes just because the artist thinks it's pretty.
      Later on, there is then either lobotomy (if lucky) or more commonly, fitting nerve pathways with circuitry to control the body's actions, not by suggestion or command, but through reflex responses to pain.
      One literally becomes a "Pain Engine" in that your existence IS agony. Dark Eldar mutations are instruments of torture for yourself and others.

    • @leopoldjenkins
      @leopoldjenkins 7 лет назад

      Prime n Go yeah that's a good point. I guess it's just that whenever torture is involved everybody leaps of the emasculated choice as it's easy. Like I say, good series though, really enjoying it

  • @ewaldseiland8558
    @ewaldseiland8558 7 лет назад +48

    The 41st Millenium desperately needs a Chuck Norris.

    • @ChambersShotChambersShot
      @ChambersShotChambersShot 7 лет назад +1

      Ewalds Eiland Yeah know Shit.

    • @D3sToD3s
      @D3sToD3s 7 лет назад +15

      they already have. He is inprisoned by a stasis field. right there on Terra. And don't forget the twenty lesser Chuck Norrises who's status is either KIA, MIA, or Traitor. And don't forget the even lesser Chuck Norrises, the golden bananas, who decided to not care anymore except for the security of stasis kept Chuck Norris No1.
      Humanity is fucked. only Sly Marbo can save us now.

    • @trollzynisaacjohan1793
      @trollzynisaacjohan1793 7 лет назад +26

      sly Marbo is Chuck Norris in 40k

    • @clonetf141
      @clonetf141 7 лет назад +3

      Ewalds Eiland how about a planet of mini chuck norrises (catachan)
      *sly marbo stops on dark eldar looking at this conversation*

    • @theless-than-goodhunter7019
      @theless-than-goodhunter7019 6 лет назад +4

      Sly Marbo

  • @Luciffrit
    @Luciffrit 4 года назад +10

    This is where it pays to be a cultist. I would pay to see the face of a smug raider realising they've taken a chaos worshiping psycher onto their ship. Even better if somehow it got into the webway.

  • @ImvuAlts
    @ImvuAlts 7 лет назад +35

    The Reason The Dark Eldar Torture And Feed Off The Suffering Of Others Is To Stave Off The Attentions Of Slannesh And To Replace The Emptiness In There Souls And To Rejuvenate Themselfs

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 6 лет назад

      Cannoness Agamat Blackheart
      Sadly, it's worn off Im coming for them with Luscious and Fulgrim in towe with me.

    • @Myownchanelhere
      @Myownchanelhere 4 года назад +1

      Got dam are you German with all those capitalized words?

  • @Zennofobic
    @Zennofobic 7 лет назад +6

    always nice to run across a new (to me) content provider in Warhammer and 40K videos and your narration style so far is the most pleasant to my ear. Keep them coming! (as time permits of course)

  • @deafnoisemarine6294
    @deafnoisemarine6294 7 лет назад +15

    Wonderful video, thanks for the upload! I would love to hear more about the Dark Eldar politics and perhaps a bit about the creativity of the Haemonculi.

    • @primengo3031
      @primengo3031  7 лет назад +2

      Next video will be on the life of an archon rising to power. After that, the flesh sculptures are up ;)

  • @nix-cipher
    @nix-cipher Год назад +3

    6 years old and still a phenomenal presentation!!

  • @sebastianschwarzel2732
    @sebastianschwarzel2732 8 лет назад +22

    boy you had me at torture ^^
    nice video keep it up

  • @natew1246
    @natew1246 7 лет назад +17

    I wanna hear about the inner workings of the dark eldar society

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 6 лет назад +3

      Nate Williams
      Ballgags, stitches, knives, candles, animal blood, whips, oil, latex, leather, and body fluids.

    • @analyserecours4133
      @analyserecours4133 2 года назад

      I recommend path of the renegade by andy chambers in that case, great read

  • @joristurk
    @joristurk 7 лет назад +4

    men i keep discovering 40k lore videos and cant get enough of them thanks!

  • @NoTimeAllTime
    @NoTimeAllTime 7 лет назад +13

    Very good stuff! Though I have wondered, is there any reason the big four aren't constantly scanning Commorragh twenty four seven? You would think that a offer of 'I can give that back' or 'I can make you better' or 'I can help you kill them all' whispered in the mind would find a lot of willing takers!

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 7 лет назад +5

      NoTimeAllTime The chaos gods can't see Commoragh because it is in the Webway, also slaves never get th chance to try to worship any of the chaos gods with all the torture.

  • @gammelgymsokk
    @gammelgymsokk 7 лет назад +41

    dark eldar: Cringy edgelords or Cringiest edgelords, you decide

  • @modakkagitplugga
    @modakkagitplugga 7 лет назад +9

    Never before has genocide seemed so reasonable and appealing

  • @Indoor_Carrot
    @Indoor_Carrot 8 лет назад +23

    I wonder if anyone has ever endured their torture and escaped

    • @verdortudor
      @verdortudor 8 лет назад +18

      i think there was one guy that did it and he also wrote a book

    • @ZSIak
      @ZSIak 8 лет назад +31

      Guys name was Lasko Pyre, and he was declared a heretic because of content of his autobiografy. He also took his life soon after the "publication".

    • @ZSIak
      @ZSIak 8 лет назад +6

      toprowsky123 Any example? Only person i know of to have some status there and being a man, space marine to be precise, is Fabius Bile and he learned under haemonculi.

    • @lazyhaemoculus5543
      @lazyhaemoculus5543 8 лет назад +18

      Sometimes let let people go, no one escapes the dark city. They let them leave to tell the horrors of the Dark Eldar. In one of the earliest Dark Eldar Codex there was a dude they let go, he couldn't kill himself, but he was in so much constant pain the book described it as " each breathe begun a new plain of pain" in the end the guy died, and he told the people that his life was extended till this day to pass on a message.
      They are coming.

    • @Indoor_Carrot
      @Indoor_Carrot 8 лет назад +5

      If I was captured by these guys, I'd prefer to go out as a Space Marine... Die in a Gladiator pit doing the Emperor's work, at least I would kill quite a few of the fuckers before I was ripped apart

  • @theundyingmrsomewhat4173
    @theundyingmrsomewhat4173 7 лет назад +7

    I've just found found this channel and I already love the presentation and delivery of the lore. Good luck sir.

  • @blackpowderriflehunter7573
    @blackpowderriflehunter7573 11 месяцев назад +2

    That the dark eldar are seeking captives on their raids. The Inquisition should arrange for genestealer hybrids to be captured and taken to Commorragh.

  • @BerndXYCV
    @BerndXYCV 7 лет назад +13

    that was really entertaining! You should make more of those scenarios like captured by orks, etc

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 2 года назад +1

      Orkz aktualy kaptur humies?
      Wy?
      Wa’z da point?
      Yu’z kan krump ‘em right dere and den

  • @ADHD_God5489
    @ADHD_God5489 2 года назад +10

    This makes me hope that a Dark Eldar world is invaded by Tyranids.

    • @eletrictarantula2321
      @eletrictarantula2321 2 года назад

      How? If the tyranids don't have access to the webway

    • @minkusmaz
      @minkusmaz 2 года назад

      That has happened before

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This 2 месяца назад

    7:08 that pulling off your own winky part is freakin twisted!
    On an unrelated note - subbed.

  • @DrakeWingGaming
    @DrakeWingGaming 7 лет назад +6

    Always love listening to more 40k lore!

  • @kiblams
    @kiblams 8 лет назад +11

    Great video fella! as a Dark Eldar Coven player, I approve!

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 6 лет назад +4

    To be captured by a dark eldar depends on what species you are.
    Humans: Mostly slaves, play things, and various ways to make you die to feed on your pain, pleasure, and death.
    Orks: Pretty much only good for fighting.
    Eldar kin: Good to practice fighting against and sacrifice to Slaanesh.
    Space Marine: Torture as long as possible due to how long their life is.
    Chaos or agent of chaos: Eliminate or use them as prize possessions or methods of warfare. Maybe spies.
    Overall: The dark eldar will think of every possible way to make you want to die yet keep you alive to feel every sensation they give you be it through pain, pleasure, mental illness, even the smallest cut.

  • @mspilot8283
    @mspilot8283 8 лет назад +6

    Okay mr prime. You keep up the lore videos and you can have my eyeballs' attention.

  • @wutelgiwithagun8832
    @wutelgiwithagun8832 6 лет назад +4

    Yup i once got captured by them during my time as an imperial guard I became friends with a dark eldar named frank and he was a great guy until I porked his sister and man those eldar chicks can push and pull like a magnet but any ways he tried to kill me and I melted his head then I hi jacked a ship and got the hell out of there and but on the bright side I got a bunch of eldar stuff

  • @english-inquisitor8620
    @english-inquisitor8620 7 лет назад +1

    I very rarely try out small you tubers that are new to me because alot of them can just be unpleasant people among other things , How ever I am quite glad I fell upon this video and you and I have subscribed, keep it up buddy.

  • @igoruberwald
    @igoruberwald 7 лет назад +2

    Yeheeeesss, good old fashioned Dark Eldar Horrors!

  • @corvo_corax
    @corvo_corax 7 лет назад +4

    Nice video, thank you for taking your time creating it. please more

  • @topgun9686
    @topgun9686 7 лет назад +7

    would love to hear how this applies to other races like the crafworld Eldar, Tyranids, or the Tau

    • @lancerd4934
      @lancerd4934 7 лет назад +2

      'nids have no individual souls and tau have no warp presence so I imagine they wouldn't interest the dark eldar at all, although some of the tau's client species might be different. Other eldar would presumably be extremely sought after as captives due to their sensory sensitivity and the power of their connection to the warp.

    • @cardboardbox191
      @cardboardbox191 7 лет назад

      If I remember correctly the dark elder see the dark elder as fair game. They might have some kind of link with the craft world elder but it doesn't make them friends.

    • @cardboardbox191
      @cardboardbox191 7 лет назад

      The background could have changed since last time I checked but I think any being including another dark elder who in some way left themselves venerable would be seen as pray. I don't know of any stories of dark elder targeting craft world elder bit i wouldn't pu it past them.

  • @jaelee1996
    @jaelee1996 7 лет назад +3

    Dark Eldars must be so creative if they can torture anything other than the guardsmen, tau, and eldar. Lock that Noise Marine in a quiet room and play relaxing music!

  • @stevenparker9911
    @stevenparker9911 11 месяцев назад

    Everything you listed at the beginning ain’t just my cup a tea. It’s my cup of espresso! Lol

  • @agidyne9676
    @agidyne9676 7 лет назад +1

    Wait wait wait...
    Why am I watching this before I sleep? Gnight damnit!

  • @BobyChanMan
    @BobyChanMan 7 лет назад +31

    I like you better than onemindsyndicate

    • @Ark_3311
      @Ark_3311 4 года назад +1

      I mean at least he doesn't read from the wiki when mind Syndicate does

  • @nathanbartlett2770
    @nathanbartlett2770 7 лет назад +2

    nice up load mate you know your stuff and get the feeling right of the dark eldar keep up the good work 👍

  • @lazyhaemoculus5543
    @lazyhaemoculus5543 8 лет назад +4

    Man, awesome video. Would love to hear more. I'd be pretty interested in hearing about the haemoculus. I heard lots of cool things i didnt know before. thanks

  • @cheekloins4126
    @cheekloins4126 2 года назад +1

    I may be 5 years late my man, but if you haven’t, I’d love to see a video on the innerworkings/politics/origin of Dark Eldar culture

  • @muchty66
    @muchty66 8 лет назад +3

    very well explained video and example of dark eldar torture!

  • @dosdoomguy2285
    @dosdoomguy2285 5 лет назад +5

    Commorragh needs to get converted into grey goo.

  • @Jagonath
    @Jagonath 7 лет назад +3

    Dark Eldar, hell! You don't want to get taken alive by the good guys in 40K, even if you're really a good guy yourself.

  • @mrnaughtycat
    @mrnaughtycat 7 лет назад +2

    There's an story in the November 1998 games workshop,magazine about a dark eldar prisoner Gideon who meets a dark eldar tourture

  • @JerryMetal
    @JerryMetal 7 лет назад +17

    Pfff whatever I'll be fine.

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 7 лет назад +2

    There was a Story in the old D&D books, with regards to the a certain ritual the Dark Elves do, now it requires at least several hundred sacrifices, most of them being preferred to be children, so yah I know what fucked up shit happens it this case,
    Damn dude, must you mention Ramsey in this, my winky now hurts

  • @e21big
    @e21big 7 лет назад +1

    on the brighter side you will have a chance to - ahem "hybridize" with Eldar

    • @trippfields279
      @trippfields279 7 лет назад +1

      e21big It actually does happen lol. Plenty of half Human Bastards are in Commoragh apparently

  • @saintricardo8746
    @saintricardo8746 4 года назад +1

    Death is considered mercy here

  • @Warhero1171
    @Warhero1171 4 года назад +3

    The dark eldar thought they were masters of pain and suffering. Then they met Sly Marbo.

    • @pug-tape7459
      @pug-tape7459 Год назад

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      -Sly Marbo

    • @steffenronsch8881
      @steffenronsch8881 15 дней назад

      And then sly marbo cried in pain

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 6 лет назад +4

    Tau clearly by a long shot grater of all goods and lesser of two evils

  • @Nverdis
    @Nverdis 7 лет назад +3

    How do the Dark Eldar screen all those slaves for psychers? Can't they just ring the dinner bell for Slaanesh or something?

    • @slaane377
      @slaane377 7 лет назад +2

      dark eldar may not be psychic, but they can FEEL psykers, literally if you think someone in a group is a psyker just shuffle them one at a time through a room. BOOM you found him

  • @unknownuser6809
    @unknownuser6809 6 лет назад +1

    The worse thing you said was fink instead of think. The torture!

  • @stephenconnell
    @stephenconnell 7 лет назад +4

    Perverted splinter of the noble Eldar. The Dark Eldar are doomed never able to keep their bowl filled like Eliza and her bucket because the hole will always win dooming The Dark Eldar to be greedily consumed by an ever hungry Slaneesh. Sweet dreams Dark Eldar.

  • @alker_of_abyss
    @alker_of_abyss 7 лет назад +5

    so what's the principal difference between them and Chaos? I can imagine Chaos worshipers doing all those things and worse, except without the need for it.

    • @primengo3031
      @primengo3031  7 лет назад +11

      With chaos you will probably die in some awful ritual and have your soul devoured by the local demon. While yes you can. Experience some awful things, it's more short and sweet rather than torment you for months, kill you, bring you back, turn you into a toilet to swallow "waste" for all eternity. Remember it was the DE that made the God of pleasure ;)

    • @e21big
      @e21big 7 лет назад +3

      Only the Emperor Children do something close to DE - however the EC lack the sophisticated technology of the DE that is required to produced that degree of pain and terror

    • @e21big
      @e21big 7 лет назад +3

      they can get so much more "physical" (Tower of Flesh for instance)

  • @misterbeans3590
    @misterbeans3590 3 года назад +1

    They are such an interesting race

  • @totallynotthecia
    @totallynotthecia 7 лет назад +3

    "Whole different kettle of fish" lol

  • @abbasilvernight
    @abbasilvernight 6 лет назад +4

    Not all human humans go there as slaves, some joined the dark eldar as pets while others stays in Commorrag learning with the Homoneaculli(sorry, I can't spell their name correctly)

    • @Ironbattlemace
      @Ironbattlemace 2 года назад +1

      Really? Learning with haemonculi sounds epic.

  • @CosmicBackgroundRadiation01
    @CosmicBackgroundRadiation01 3 года назад +2

    Entities that live off our suffering, unoriginal. Why doesn’t anyone create an entity that lives off our love? Like, insanely and insatiably needs to love and be love. It’s their sustenance. Idk.

  • @nathanx2000.
    @nathanx2000. 7 лет назад +2

    Dude you've earned a sub
    This was awesome

  • @HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022
    @HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022 Год назад +1

    Captured by the dark eldar is a fate worse than death .

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This 2 месяца назад

    I can't remember which channel it was but one of them did recently did an hour long video on being captured by each of the various xenos. It MIGHT have been Imperial Iterator.

  • @Defanos
    @Defanos 7 лет назад +1

    i hope you made that other video on the DE, they are enigma.

  • @basilgaizka4672
    @basilgaizka4672 7 лет назад +1

    Thanks dude, please keep making videos.

  • @Dynamiczx
    @Dynamiczx 7 лет назад +2

    Wonder what a confrontation between them and the Death Korps of Krieg would be like.

  • @warlockcraft21
    @warlockcraft21 6 лет назад +1

    Remember tho, no naughty words in the shop..

  • @OnlyInt
    @OnlyInt 7 лет назад +2

    and this is why i joined the eldar

  • @Leman.Russ.6thLegion
    @Leman.Russ.6thLegion 7 лет назад +2

    NOBODY TAKES TRIGGER WARNINGS SERIOUSLY, BOSS.
    Good vid, besides!

  • @dr.strangelove9815
    @dr.strangelove9815 4 года назад +2

    Modernity seems to mimic the Fall of the Eldar: the sane Exodites and Craftworlders and vile Dark Eldar. I would rather be the poorest Exodite with a fulfilling life than a snob within the Dark Eldar, enslaved to Slaanesh.

  • @nightreaver9749
    @nightreaver9749 7 лет назад +1

    I have a feeling that the dark Eldar would like the Night Lords.

  • @DustyTheKitty
    @DustyTheKitty 7 лет назад +6

    Not Mr Winky!!!

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 6 лет назад +2

    So, basically: If you are captured alive by the dark Eldar and not killed, you are faced with the choices of slavery, suffering, and inhuman ways of dying be it from cuts, torture, rape, battle, etc (The list goes on). Yeah, sounds like a complete fucked up way to go.

  • @TheShamanSZ
    @TheShamanSZ 7 лет назад +1

    This reminds me, a while ago iirc on Warseer there was a poll on whom it is worst to be captured by. Dark Eldar beat chaos daemons and slaaneshi space marines.

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 7 лет назад

      Similar to the Fantasy equivelant, while Chaos is evil Dark Elves/Eldar are *EVIL*.

  • @idiom2805
    @idiom2805 7 лет назад +1

    well that's simple enough, if it's something that prolongs pain, then it's an illusion.

  • @SetuwoKecik
    @SetuwoKecik 3 года назад +1

    Aeldari really loves indian cuisines that they made their own version
    Dry Curry

  • @battlefrog5589
    @battlefrog5589 6 лет назад +1

    "This is a bolter. Your argument is invalid."

  • @matthewb391
    @matthewb391 7 лет назад +1

    hmm... i'll take the weekend break in the eye of terror instead.

  • @anon9579
    @anon9579 7 лет назад +2

    There should be a horror story about a group of prisoners of various species trying to escape the dark eldar

  • @WargamerShawn
    @WargamerShawn 8 лет назад +6

    very good video

  • @mattanderson5921
    @mattanderson5921 5 месяцев назад

    webway is basically a stargate that is linked together to go anywhere in the galaxy.

  • @lastspartan7141
    @lastspartan7141 7 лет назад +1

    what would they do to the normal eldar

  • @jaegar2786
    @jaegar2786 4 года назад +1

    Sees title.
    That’s some space marines prefer to carry an extra grenade.