RUclips kept deleting my pinned comment on the Dark Eldar video... something about me wanting Lelith to stomp on my c*** So ill keep it G rated and just link you to my patreon which may or may not be filled with a boatload of warhammer hentai : www.patreon.com/majorkill
There is a rather funny dark eldar story where an archon is simping for a lady archon of a different Kabal. He tries and fails to impress her, going so far as to try to raid a necron tomb world just so he can get one of their green gems to give to her. This led to his entire Kabal being destroyed including his daughter. He confronts the lady archon, crying and snotting all over himself, until she goes up and kisses him. The grief and pain of losing his entire Kabal apparently turned her on and she married him, effectively replacing his lost Kabal then and there. I believe it was a part of a collection of xeno-shortstories called "fear the alien".
2:53 Kabal of the All-Seeing Eye. 3:06 Kabal of the Baleful Gaze. 3:37 Kabal of the Black Balde. 3:58 Kabal of the Black Heart. 4:32 Kabal of the Black Sun. 5:00 Kabal of the Blackened Tear. 5:15 Kabal of the Blades of Desire. 6:05 Kabal of the Bleak Soul Brethren. 6:16 Kabal of the Bloody Claw. 6:55 Kabal of the Bloody Storm. 7:25 Kabal of the Bloody Talon. 7:51 Kabal of the Broken Sigil. 8:15 Kabal of the Children of Thorns. 8:36 Kabal of the Crimson Blossom. 8:53 Kabal of the Black Mirror. 9:19 Kabal of the Dying Sun. 9:39 Kabal of the Ebon Law. 9:58 Kabal of the Falling Moon. 10:18 Kabal of the Flayed Skull. 10:30 Kabal of the Immortality Denied. 10:49 Kabal of the Last Hatred. 11:15 Kabal of the Obsidian Rose. 11:38 Kabal of the Lords of the Iron Thorne. 11:55 Kabal of the Poisoned Fang. 12:13 Kabal of the Poisoned Tongue 12:36 Kabal of the Realm Eternal. 13:02 Kabal of the Slashed Eye. 13:31 Kabal of the Severed. 13:57 Kabal of the Talon Citrix. 14:22 Kabal of the Wraith Kind. 14:36 Kabal of the White Flame.
Last time I was here, Star Fyodo-peror was literally melting down nearly all of the Dark Eldar in Commorragh to death with his Sheer Golden Glow of Wholesomeness in a laidback manner.
My favourite kabal is Children of Thorns Who worked with humans and realised the ture way to repel Slaaneah was the friends they made along the way By torturing entire populations of worlds they gave then, and in return raiding some worlds they told them to meaning more stuff. Meaning possibly the upper nobility of the humans have dark eldar GFs
When I started 40K in 2000, I named my force the 'Kabal of the Hidden Blade'. When reading the 8th Ed Codex, imagine my surprise as I found a reference to a specific spire of Commorragh referred to as The Hidden Blade'. GW making my Kabal retroactively canon because I picked such a basic name for them? I'll take it!
Salamanders watching this Chapter master/forge master: “Add these guys on the top of the burned with extreme prejudice list” Salamander Marine “right away forge master”
Wait, you can't trash Timmy during a sponsorship ad segment, but then the sponsor has you discuss the ways their service allows an individual to get around companies TOS's, Service Providers TOS's, and country laws regarding protecting licensing arrangements? I like the Cut of this sponsors Gib.
The Kabal of the Broken Spine, a minor Kabal formerly led by archon kepsilon. Was a respectable Kabal, until one Chad Commisar led a slave uprising against it, luring the Kabal to a temple in commorogh, and blew it up, killing most of the slaves and dark eldar, and whose territory was quickly taken over by rival kabals. From the short story hellbreak, you can find it on RUclips narrated by aborderprince
Dark eldar are prime 40k video content not gonna lie, its perfect grim dark lore, and id say the combination of sexuality mixed with literal torture makes the 40K universe far more mature.
Kabal of the Blades of desire...Xelian's "death" while training wasn't exactly a normal death while training...and it happens in the first book i think if not second of the trilogy of the "Path of the dark eldar" series which, if you're a dark eldar fan i really suggest you all to read to find out what happened and what happens after. Also in the third we see how powerful and how many resources Vect really has...i don't think that all of the kabals united would stand a chance against him after reading that book and his character is really awesome.
I didnt even know about how good they were, I just started drukhari recently because they look cool for an elf lol my first tabletop army are these horrible people
Take bets one of these faction is going to be in The necromunda Hired Gun as Bounty mission like they hire you but they actually are the ones who are trying to mess with you because they love a worthy prey.
Can we get a Warhammer Fantasy video covering the endtimes and what's happening now? Did GW just have the world end then start a new world with the same basic characters in it? Just big picture stuff, don't need all the details. Could you see GW doing something like that where the Tyranids wipe out everyone then GW reveals Imperium 2.0?
As far as I'm aware although technically it's non-official / quasi-official The Conan the barbarian universe is actually taking place in the Cthulhu mythos.
Damn, I normally don't care much about any of the Slaaneshi-esque murder/orgy groups (more of a Tzeentch fan) but after this I'm actually interested in checking out their lore. Great job! ^-^
Majorkill, can you make a video theorizing how the Horus heresy would have gone down if the primarchs were swapped sides and it became the... Idk... Guilliman heresy or something?
I think my idea is kinda shit but your video inspired me to make a Kabal of my own. Kabal of the Splintered Mind (Formerly know as the Kabal of the Imperishable) - The Archon was killed several times by the same Emperor's Champion of an Imperial Fists successor chapter. Upon his latest rejuvenation and just before he was about to embark on another try his second in command informed him the Emperor's Champion had been slain by an Ork Warboss. Having felt his wrath before after delivering bad news she (his second in command) had a special cocktail made by a rival Kabal that she administered while he was still unconscious during the rejuvenation process. It was designed to take effect upon his awakening to heighten his feelings of helplessness and drastically lower is aggression. It would wear off a couple hours later. Upon hearing the news and possibly an unexpected side effect of the cocktail the archon went batshit insane. He is currently on a mission to retrieve the corpse of the slain Emperor's Champion who has been entombed upon the chapters home world so he can bring him back to life so he can have the victory he so desperately desires. His second in command enjoys watching her master suffer so much. Killing him while he slept would have been too easy so she is patiently waiting for him to fall in battle one last time for shits n giggles.
He said the next episode would take a while due to the amount of fighting scenes in it. Edit: he's got a Patreon account with info on it all. www.patreon.com/alfabusa
RUclips kept deleting my pinned comment on the Dark Eldar video... something about me wanting Lelith to stomp on my c***
So ill keep it G rated and just link you to my patreon which may or may not be filled with a boatload of warhammer hentai : www.patreon.com/majorkill
You are a God emperor amongst mankind good man majorkill
Commissar Yarrick next.
Amazing algorithm
Majorkill THANK YOU for being the only lore guy who regularly does non-Imperial videos!
Get dark eldar hentai
There is a rather funny dark eldar story where an archon is simping for a lady archon of a different Kabal. He tries and fails to impress her, going so far as to try to raid a necron tomb world just so he can get one of their green gems to give to her. This led to his entire Kabal being destroyed including his daughter. He confronts the lady archon, crying and snotting all over himself, until she goes up and kisses him. The grief and pain of losing his entire Kabal apparently turned her on and she married him, effectively replacing his lost Kabal then and there. I believe it was a part of a collection of xeno-shortstories called "fear the alien".
that is surprisingly "ROMANTIC" for a dark eldar
Didn't see that twist coming
Definitely a waifu material. So nice and compassionate of her to love him after his loses.👌
i imagine slannesh was probably trying to do some kind of serial killer shiping
That’s really funny, definitely a certified drukhari moment
You forgot the most twisted and evil one of all… the Cabal of Raid: Shadow Legends
Ah yes, the Cabal that is now infamous on RUclips for the Dark memes that they spawn.
Yeah that Cabal is the worst.
R’ayed Shaa’dow L’egend
Seal off their section of the Webway and leave them for the Mandrakes
I'm currently painting a rainbow tiedyed drukhari army.
I call them "The Cabal of the Grateful Dead."
Goth GF's 2 electric boogaloo
Now in stores on VHS.
@@ShikiHisashi rated: OH GOD-EMPEROR NO!
Uwugaloo
Come volunteer to be big-tiddy-goth -gf newest human furniture.
@Ian Yoder I only liked your comment b/c you misspelled "dildo" 🤣
Don't EVER change it😐
"...because not many people are as childish as me!"
Trust me, man. We're out here 🤣 Great job!
The eldar truly are a great civilization almost as bad as the inquisition that truly must worship a god worse than the chaos gods
I mean there's odd 200k of us...
You already hit the high notes but Vect could really have his own video. Dude is a legend.
check out the one by arch. He did a 1 hour-piece on the guy:
ruclips.net/video/SF8-IuNBPW0/видео.html
@@joethesheep4675 are you arch?
Doubtful, Arch would not watch Majorkill.
2:53 Kabal of the All-Seeing Eye.
3:06 Kabal of the Baleful Gaze.
3:37 Kabal of the Black Balde.
3:58 Kabal of the Black Heart.
4:32 Kabal of the Black Sun.
5:00 Kabal of the Blackened Tear.
5:15 Kabal of the Blades of Desire.
6:05 Kabal of the Bleak Soul Brethren.
6:16 Kabal of the Bloody Claw.
6:55 Kabal of the Bloody Storm.
7:25 Kabal of the Bloody Talon.
7:51 Kabal of the Broken Sigil.
8:15 Kabal of the Children of Thorns.
8:36 Kabal of the Crimson Blossom.
8:53 Kabal of the Black Mirror.
9:19 Kabal of the Dying Sun.
9:39 Kabal of the Ebon Law.
9:58 Kabal of the Falling Moon.
10:18 Kabal of the Flayed Skull.
10:30 Kabal of the Immortality Denied.
10:49 Kabal of the Last Hatred.
11:15 Kabal of the Obsidian Rose.
11:38 Kabal of the Lords of the Iron Thorne.
11:55 Kabal of the Poisoned Fang.
12:13 Kabal of the Poisoned Tongue
12:36 Kabal of the Realm Eternal.
13:02 Kabal of the Slashed Eye.
13:31 Kabal of the Severed.
13:57 Kabal of the Talon Citrix.
14:22 Kabal of the Wraith Kind.
14:36 Kabal of the White Flame.
Majorkill bro I need my fill of murder clown lore bro... milk the harlyquins please
@Ian Yoder but clown bdsm is where its at 🥵
Kinky. Also I love that 2 other people have already come to the same interpretation of the term "milk"
Dark Eldar lore video: check
Tissues: check
Lotion: check
Sacrifice: check
Doors locked: check
Heresy!!
Yes Inquisitor, this person right here.
...sacrifice?
what about the Handcuffs, Drugs and Razorblades?
ruclips.net/video/R3_MhrAVQTA/видео.html
Last time I was here, Star Fyodo-peror was literally melting down nearly all of the Dark Eldar in Commorragh to death with his Sheer Golden Glow of Wholesomeness in a laidback manner.
Get a girlfriend fast bro. Your in deep rn
So like 6 months ago?
My favourite kabal is Children of Thorns
Who worked with humans and realised the ture way to repel Slaaneah was the friends they made along the way
By torturing entire populations of worlds they gave then, and in return raiding some worlds they told them to meaning more stuff.
Meaning possibly the upper nobility of the humans have dark eldar GFs
Aww balance, the ultimate counter to Slaneesh's excess. As the meme goes; balanced as all things should be.
When I started 40K in 2000, I named my force the 'Kabal of the Hidden Blade'. When reading the 8th Ed Codex, imagine my surprise as I found a reference to a specific spire of Commorragh referred to as The Hidden Blade'. GW making my Kabal retroactively canon because I picked such a basic name for them? I'll take it!
I didn't realise their was so many different kadals in Commorragh! I'm also seriously thinking about making a Drukhari army!
Thank Majorkill
So you're saying this guy.
Turns himself into a beam of light?
And you're laughing?
You're laughing, you turned yourself into a sentient beam of light and you're laughing!
"Funniest shit I've ever seen"
With the New CODEX and Lilith, I'm seriously fighting the urge to start a new army.
I just wish Lilith's model had a better face
@@talonryckert6084 yeah GW is slowly getting better at faces but she's still better than poor Uriel, that hair what were they thinking
Old Lily's face was actually pretty good
@@jetvoidweller Agreed, I prefer her older model by quite a bit. And in regards to Uriel, they did make him look a bit better before release at least
I was looking at the army as well and yeah, the models are in some cases over 2 decades old.
That Zeno bussu got questioning my loyalty to the god emperor
Xeno
I smell heresy
@@j.jonahjoestar7924 do you need the flamer or the heavy flamer?
@@johnwick535 both
*thumbnail*
Go, Go Dark Eldar Rangers!
What would you think about a crimson fist video? My mexican bois deserve some love
Are the crimson fists inspired by mexican culture to some extent?
@@dominusbalial835 more Spain than Mexico
@@trajanfidelis In what ways? Genuinely curious.
Don’t forget about the Kabal of the “fuck why can’t I edge highlight this armour”
Salamanders watching this
Chapter master/forge master: “Add these guys on the top of the burned with extreme prejudice list”
Salamander Marine “right away forge master”
They're already on the list , the dark eldar are probably the salamanders most ancient and hated enemy
Congratulations on 200k now to one million subscribers
I feel the racer who killed the kabal of the dark mirror was none other than Jaghatai Khan.
3:51 wow raven guard not getting railed for once les goo
“They won’t because Vect will fucking kill them if they try” HAHAHA, the best delivery
Should we take this as a foreshadowing of Timmy's youtube channel in the near future ?
I hope so
Been on the fense about a VPN and its whether i needed one, after some research I just got a 24 month contract with Surfshark.
What about the Kabal who Fabius joined up with? A whole book of stuff about them.
That was Rakarth's Hoaemonculi Cove , Prophets of Flesh.
Wait, you can't trash Timmy during a sponsorship ad segment, but then the sponsor has you discuss the ways their service allows an individual to get around companies TOS's, Service Providers TOS's, and country laws regarding protecting licensing arrangements?
I like the Cut of this sponsors Gib.
The Kabal of the Broken Spine, a minor Kabal formerly led by archon kepsilon. Was a respectable Kabal, until one Chad Commisar led a slave uprising against it, luring the Kabal to a temple in commorogh, and blew it up, killing most of the slaves and dark eldar, and whose territory was quickly taken over by rival kabals. From the short story hellbreak, you can find it on RUclips narrated by aborderprince
Was the commissar named Ciaphas Cain?
@@robertnelson9599 The Commisar ended up dying, so it couldn't possibly be Cain.
Someone get....
*The Tissues*
@Ian Yoder Thanks mate
Last time I was this early sigusmind was still a good fighter
So before he had a bad day at the class reunion then?
Dark eldar are prime 40k video content not gonna lie, its perfect grim dark lore, and id say the combination of sexuality mixed with literal torture makes the 40K universe far more mature.
Last time I was this early, Rogal Dorn had a sense of humor.
Yes.
Soo, nevah?
Majorkill I recommend you makong a video about the storm wardens and their lore
I'd love to see his take on the different forgeworlds of the admech
Or a video on all the Admech's crazy military branches.
Iron Hands vs. the Kabal of the Obsidian Rose would be a treat to see.
I collect both those armies we can set up the match at my house
Kabal of the Blades of desire...Xelian's "death" while training wasn't exactly a normal death while training...and it happens in the first book i think if not second of the trilogy of the "Path of the dark eldar" series which, if you're a dark eldar fan i really suggest you all to read to find out what happened and what happens after. Also in the third we see how powerful and how many resources Vect really has...i don't think that all of the kabals united would stand a chance against him after reading that book and his character is really awesome.
Just finished path of dark eldar trilogy today. Perfect time for this video to drop.
I didnt even know about how good they were, I just started drukhari recently because they look cool for an elf lol my first tabletop army are these horrible people
HahHah
You: oh dude these guys have cool
Armour, ima play them!!
Friend: those are literally the shittiest most evil race in 40k
You can comfort yourself with the knowledge that they are just that tiny bit more awful than the rest
Well done!
Easily the best (and coolest) faction in 40k. Poisoned Tongue ftw
"It's like a workers union but with a lot more murder and suffering."
I'm not so sure.
My body is ready
@Ian Yoder my body is ready anyway
Wych cults next please Drukhari have awesome lore
I’d say screw the Dark Eldar, but they’d probably like it.
holy crap dude, you are pumping out new videos like nurgel does with diseases!!
Take bets one of these faction is going to be in The necromunda Hired Gun as Bounty mission like they hire you but they actually are the ones who are trying to mess with you because they love a worthy prey.
Can we get a Warhammer Fantasy video covering the endtimes and what's happening now? Did GW just have the world end then start a new world with the same basic characters in it? Just big picture stuff, don't need all the details.
Could you see GW doing something like that where the Tyranids wipe out everyone then GW reveals Imperium 2.0?
If you have the Blackhearts approval that is terrifying
Tell us about the flying space cathedrals like a Australian would
Woke up at midnight just in time to watch this.
You published video 13 seconds ago:) love notifications!
Just tell us youre secretly an eldar already, the imperium and our beloved emperor is coming!
Congrats on 200k!
As far as I'm aware although technically it's non-official / quasi-official The Conan the barbarian universe is actually taking place in the Cthulhu mythos.
Drukari: “Haha we killed your Chapter Mater take that”
White Scares: “oh we have another one :)”
Damn, I normally don't care much about any of the Slaaneshi-esque murder/orgy groups (more of a Tzeentch fan) but after this I'm actually interested in checking out their lore. Great job! ^-^
Slaanesh is vastly better than Tzeentch
@@TheHandofDestiny "Slaanesh is my favourite.... what can I say? I like my weekends"
Dan Abnett
Damn Im always happy when I see majorkill, I love your work bro keep it up. Just wish you would post 10 vids a day tho 😘
I died at the "Dark eldar version of pickle Rick"
"I TURNED MY SELF IN TO A LIGHT BEAM MOR'TAI!"
Meanwhile with lord vulkan
Writes each cabal name onto the xenos to burned slowly than the others.
Majorkill, can you make a video theorizing how the Horus heresy would have gone down if the primarchs were swapped sides and it became the... Idk... Guilliman heresy or something?
Please do all the Cults and Covens next!
Cabal of the Iron thorn have since surpassed their previous peak of power though because they've supported vect after the coup
I think my idea is kinda shit but your video inspired me to make a Kabal of my own.
Kabal of the Splintered Mind (Formerly know as the Kabal of the Imperishable) - The Archon was killed several times by the same Emperor's Champion of an Imperial Fists successor chapter. Upon his latest rejuvenation and just before he was about to embark on another try his second in command informed him the Emperor's Champion had been slain by an Ork Warboss. Having felt his wrath before after delivering bad news she (his second in command) had a special cocktail made by a rival Kabal that she administered while he was still unconscious during the rejuvenation process. It was designed to take effect upon his awakening to heighten his feelings of helplessness and drastically lower is aggression. It would wear off a couple hours later. Upon hearing the news and possibly an unexpected side effect of the cocktail the archon went batshit insane. He is currently on a mission to retrieve the corpse of the slain Emperor's Champion who has been entombed upon the chapters home world so he can bring him back to life so he can have the victory he so desperately desires. His second in command enjoys watching her master suffer so much. Killing him while he slept would have been too easy so she is patiently waiting for him to fall in battle one last time for shits n giggles.
MAJORKILL TO THE MOON
Oh Ive never been this early before... Ummmmmmmmm (Something intelligent and or mildly funny pertaining too the videos topic)
*cheers you on* psst, it's "pertaining" 👀
Very clever
@@butHomeisNowhere___ you didn't see that... (Also tthhxxx)
Greetings from Spain
Damn, surf shark loves you, doesn't it...
Take a shot everytime major kill says kabaal
Gaunt’s Ghosts explained by an Australian?
Got my eye on a kabalite warrior box to piss off my craftworld fan brother. Which Kabal should I do? I'm torn between Last Hatred and Iron Thorn.
Video suggestion: Every Imperial Ship Class Explained By An Australian
Slave says what?
What?
*Nooooo* I'm reinstalling the Palace!
Please do not do this.
@@somethinglikethat2176 I am reinstalling the Palace. Inform me when Corvus arrive. I require his infiltration expertise!
I swear if Timmy started his own channel, I'd Fuckin be on his Patreon!!! Do it Timmy!!!
7:25 let me guess.. the j3rk off with chilli sauce as lube?
who is better in terror tactic. Nightlords with jago and Konrad or thoose darkeldar kabal
Wait... the dying sun cabal found and hide a Star Destroyer... the Mephrit Dynasty searches a star Destroyer... coincidence?
Dark Eld are great ! make more !
That poor fucking cabal that ended up facing the white scars Well Every faction WOuld be Having a sacrilfice To The main characters at least
He's the 40 k equivalent of Pickle Rick.
I'm. Fukin. Dying LMAO
6:28 dude looks like Quan Chi
I kid you not Roboute he turned himself into a beam of light. He's called beam of light Rick. Funniest shit i've ever seen.
Considering Majorkill mentioned the Grey Fox, so let me ask this question: Elder Scrolls lore series when?
Seconded. To hear him talk about the fuckery involved with the dunmeri gods alone...
I approve this request.
When he runs out of warhammer lore
Holy shit, you're getting a lot of subscriptions these daya
2:52 This is fucking hilarious man.
Balls!
Let’s remind Majorkill about the DAOT video
You forgot to mention the Kabal that is allied with the Severan Dominate... the Children of Thorns
No canon bro
Mmmm yes space elves
lol, All Seeing Eye actually can see the future... that's why they are never where the shits going down.
Where is Timmy’s channel? I must subscribe to him
Interesting, also, does anyone know about alfabusa?, he hasnt post in months, like, this time is more than the normal
He's doing warhams a podcast
Probably just creative burnout
He said the next episode would take a while due to the amount of fighting scenes in it.
Edit: he's got a Patreon account with info on it all.
www.patreon.com/alfabusa
So... Will you let Timmy has his RUclips channel? 😜
...you mean you need to milk that kangaroo till it kills you?
Ngl though, their armor is kinda bussin
I feel like the fans don't give deldar enough love. You ever hear of homebrew kabals? Me neither.
Waiting for the Kabal of the Stinky Goobers to be a thing 🙏🏼😤
Next video Exodites
If I laugh, I like
We need another Colab with SleepySack!