Really makes you 🤔
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- Опубликовано: 20 дек 2019
- Merry early christmas everyone, see you next month when i make a real video
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Love him or hate him but he's spittin straight facts
Actually gasoline and diesel are not flammable, it is the gases emitted by them which are burned off through a chemical reaction
They look like gay facts to me
*Noodle* liked that...
@@urukatakemoto1789 The gas that comes off of them is actually just them, but atomized. that means they're spread out through the air.
Too bad there arent any gay facts
When you transport something in a car, it's called a shipment.
But when you transport something in a ship, it's called cargo.
You're a genius
You park cars on the driveway and drive them on the parkway
You cook bacon and bake cookies
Sasgo galaxy brain
I'd like to interject that shipment refers to the process of delivery and cargo is the object being delivered. As you can see this comment genuinely made me think. gj
the car goes, but the ship ments.
“Minecraft was a warning”
Minecraft Story Mode was a mistake
“Some people think that the earth is flat”
Hot dogs aren't actually dogs, but chicken.
“Love is not just sex and kissing, but a special bond”
Your brain reads "LOL" as a word but not "WTF"
I feel like I'd see this on adult swim at 3 in the morning after waking up from a nap
been there XD Those moments as a kid when you wake up because you didn't get to stay up
When you nap at night, it's just called sleeping 🤔
George Lopez
Man this really did make me think about what Gibby was thinking about
So we waited for a month...for this ??
@@meharsamba yeah :)
@@evanssevenelevens2302 bruh...kill me
He was thinking about making a RUclips channel.
@@meharsamba tbf it says filler content
“A group of sex offenders is called a fondle” That killed me
Well at least they didn't touch you.
@@ohmygodpleasehalp3984 too late
That one caught me so off guard that I had to pause the video to compose myself lmao
Every 60 seconds on earth, a minute passes
W E C A N S T O P T H I S
If you get shot by a gun, you may suffer a gunshot wound.
Together, we can stop this
*ahems in relativity*
@@thecountercounter9127 What if i have a bulletproof vest on me?
Noodles constantly improving animation
80's VHS *A E S T H E T I C*
Elevator music
Noidle in a suit telling us obviously true facts
INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
no
"They're open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week"
ah yes, dunsday, frelday, smorday, and cromday
Cromdays, amirite? 😎👉
Stoners, man. 😎
Merry scromdss everbdy
Well, he actually just said 11 hrs a day, 7 days a week, here‘s why. 11 days a week, has 4 extra days. 4 x 7 = 28. 28/7 = 4, which gives 4 extra hours per day , so thats 11 hours a day 7 days a week. Which the nearest locations near me, the hours are 6am - 12 pm, having 18 hours a day, seven days a week, so this video is wrong.
"... Minecraft Was A Warning..."
Legit made me very uneasy. I don't know why and, I don't know what that means..
herobrine
creeper in real loife
Minecraft is a story a hubris. Just like humanity, and all other intelligent life. The purpose of everything is to eventually end, as it has happened before and is inevitable.
Also *agent smith got VECTORED*
I love this particular line so much because it makes no fucking sense and that is what's terrifying about it.
@@lukefox718 i like how you used that exact same reply twice
I’m not going to miss this like I missed my moms wedding.
there's always next time
Why are you going to miss this? Just watch the video again.
Interesting fact, skydiving without a parachute is fun
@@BobBob-pf3bp more like mind blowing...
Hold up....
"7-11 got their name, because theyre open seven hours, 11 days a week"
*oh that's cool, wait*
I got actual chills from
"Minecraft was a warning"
Such a big thunk that it really did need multiple days of a planned premiere in my sub box for preparation. Thank you.
I hate this
•liked•
this is literally what i was saying while watching this
Interesting fact, staring into the sun improves eyesight
More?
same
I’m the 1k like :)
"7/11 got their name because they're open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week."
Yeah...lol
my brain has hit critical overload and is leaking out of my head. what have you done
Really makes you think how long this is going to take to release
Noodle: Minecraft was a warning
Me: *WHAT DO YOU M E A N ! ? !*
FS Rocket Cat It was a warning
Minecraft is a story a hubris. Just like humanity, and all other intelligent life. The purpose of everything is to eventually end, as it has happened before and is inevitable.
Also *agent smith got VECTORED*
I don't need sleep, I NEED AWNSERS
•_•
The ender dragon is real and the zombie apocalypse is coming
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officially second reply to a verified comment. I now require an obscene amount of likes.
@@iSomeDood no
Dayumn 72 likes, new record for French SFM maker Antoine
🤔
"fsjfsjklsdjs" - noodle
Now that's a throwback to 2000s memes.
He's right. The sheer complexity in this production is spectacular. The art form the sound work and the overall production value is orgasmic. He really puts forth new ideas, and indeed has made me 🤔
The earth is really just a small rock-spaceship that we're traveling on.
i mean, if all matter perpetually resides in space, then isn't everyone technically their own spaceship?
Have you noticed that you haven’t died?
Interesting fact, if you walk straight up you can walk to mars in a few days
The core is the command center of this rock-spaceship.
Question is...
*Who's driving?*
Trav Trav god
"Minecraft was a warning" The implications of this is horrifying
fun fact: hotels have doors into the rooms inside, motels have buildings with the doors to the rooms outside
"Minecraft was a warning".
*Shakes head in agreement and hits like button*
Minecraft is a story a hubris. Just like humanity, and all other intelligent life. The purpose of everything is to eventually end, as it has happened before and is inevitable.
Also *agent smith got VECTORED*
"Minecraft was a warning" I've never heard a more vague threat in my entire life.
My last two braincells sat there with the blankest stares trying to comprehend the 7 eleven bit
this video will be uploaded the day my milk expires
F
F
I have also just been informed that the 22nd is the day my phone data expires
F
expire? what do you mean?? do you keep milk that's a year old or somethin
*guess i’ll just sit here and wait then*
Do not make me, I've already been made
Getting alot of Johnsfilms vibes out here.
Not gay vibes tho.
but jackmovies _is_ gay
I just finished watching some FNAF Tapes before I watched this, and the VHS Tape aesthetic and "Minecraft was a warning." Really got me scared
this video is approved by flat earth society members all around the globe
Around? Hmmm
Video? Hmm
Society? Hm
Hmmm? Hmmmm
I read this, strolled past, then pausedz came back and went 🤔
i like how it goes from obvious stuff to straight up lies
Every dislike in this video is complety justified, so... good vid, keep it going!
never before have I felt such power radiating from a being when he said that minecraft was a warning
i felt real fear when he said "minecraft was a warning"
I thought that he was gonna talk about "u r Mr gay" for Mario galaxy
So this really made you 🤔?
Your character model looks gradually more human in every video.
"Minecraft was a warning."
"..."
Minecraft is a story a hubris. Just like humanity, and all other intelligent life. The purpose of everything is to eventually end, as it has happened before and is inevitable.
Also *agent smith got VECTORED*
Contrary to popular belief, humans are alive
Proof???
It's people like you I hate- you keep spreading misinformation to the masses without any consideration of the consequences
_[citation needed]_
But you can change that. For just pennies a day, you can help drive humanity to extinction through its own hubris.
Minecraft was a warning for what?
it was a warning
SauceSlayer yes... for?
It was a warning
@@WigWoo1 your mom
@@blindsloth364 Your slap happy grand pappy
1:21 "The fastest car in the world can meet, and even exceed, most speed limits."
Sir, that's a picture of a Citroën 2CV. It cannot, in fact, meet most speed limits.
Why is “Minecraft was a warning” low key terrorfying
Still scares me to this day
"Napkins have secret additional uses, but I can't tell you about 'em."
B-but, what are they though? Coasters for drinks? Window wipers? Landfill fillers? Cmon, man!
Hah that’s not where my mind went but sure those are all legitimate uses
get in the corner
Oh ok my bad
you're gonna stay in your corner until new years
@@adammiller8133 you can leave the corner now
Saying he doesn't buy the moon landing and then immediately dunking on Flat Earthers. Total chad.
"Minecraft was a warning."
This sounds like something from Tumblr....
"Hey OP, what the fUCK does this mean"
I have never felt true fear until I heard this man, with a stern voice, stare at me and say the words:
“Minecraft was a warning.”
This is the soft boy news I desire.
"Really makes you"
People 2 days ago: (Making make jokes before everyone else)
1:10 that look he gave us explains everything
"a group of sex offenders is called a fondle"
yeah ok
Hotels have doors leading to rooms on the inside, Motels have doors leading to rooms on the outside.
H stands for Hallway, where the hotel doors are!
this tbh
That's a good general rule, but there are hotels that used to be motels, and motels with internal rooms. The harder distinction lies in the list of amenities.
Motels are "motor hotels". They're primarily intended as cheap places where exhausted people on a road trip can park their cars, clean themselves up, and sleep for a night or two in an _actual bed_ before moving on to the place where they _really_ wanted to go. There _might_ be an _extremely basic_ breakfast offered in the morning; there may or may not be a pool; there's a slim chance there might be a hot tub by the pool (if there _is_ a pool). The nicer ones might offer laundry service, likely at a surcharge. That's pretty much all the "bells and whistles" you can expect at a "motel".
Hotels are much more extravagant, generally expensive (compared to motels in the area at least), and are usually located deeper within towns and cities, near residential and tourist areas, as opposed to on the outskirts or in the middle of nowhere like motels. Rooms are usually more comfortable and the list of services is generally broader. A breakfast buffet, a pool, a hot tub, laundry service, room service, a concierge, a restaurant, a "business center", a gym; well equipped hotels will often have many of these, or even all this and more.
In brief, setting aside personal cases when you have no money, have a ton of money, or care much less about your living accommodations than having fun at whatever attractions you came for: "Motels" are for passing through; "Hotels" are for your final destination.
I love that VHS effect... classic...
The pumpkin fact actually made me spit out my drink. You said it so genuinely and matter-of-fact, I love it
the part where he says minecraft was a warning made me feel uncomfortable
More like some people DON'T think the Earth is flat
Got a genuine chuckle from this one, good job bud
This actually made my night better. Thankyou!
Something about these just don’t add up. I can’t put my fingy on it
Funny 7 like
dude im your 69th like
rowboat here’s your epic chungus reddit gold
@@bonjolor8298 thanks for the gold kind stranger
Going straight into the "I was bored." playlist.
'some people think that the earth is flat' *disappointed look*
that bloody killed me
"Napkins have secret additional uses"
Toilet paper shortages -> Substitute TP with napkins
*HE KNEW*
I'm sorry, TWO DAYS?
tomorrow is another day
0:43
There are actually a few interesting Game Theory videos suggesting that Minecraft is set in the post apocalypse with the player as the sole human survivor
the one about motel and hotel really got me. the actual difference is that motel doors face the parking lot
"it's actually quiet simple! Motel starts with an M whereas Hotel starts with an H"
*Shows "H" and "M"*
*H M*
That made my morning for some reason
W- what was Minecraft warning us about??
I love how just as he said "Minecraft was a warning! I had just started downloading MC on my new pc
im scared
**Talks about The Apollo landing on the moon**
**Later says he doesn’t buy us landing on the moon**
37 hours, god damn better not get up in case I miss anything important
FACTS
You just blew my mind with the gasoline thing.
We NEED more of these
What many people don't know, is that a group of birds are actually called something
Macdonalds was given it's name from the discovery of Mac & Cheese back in 1782
Tinder is actually reinforced with titanium, not tin
The car was actually invented some time ago
You can actually speed up the growth of plants if you make the sun brighter
Microwaves are both an small oven to heat up food and the name of my deceased cat
chair
ius
this made me very comfortable
i want an hour of this
please
I like how these range from technically the truth, obviously the truth, and blatant lies
No one
Literally no one
Absolutley no one:
*MINECRAFT IS A WARNING*
I love the part at 3:45
*This is the type of content I subscribed for*
I need like two hours of this vibe
Whats minecraft warning us about?!?
*WHATS MINECRAFT WARNING US ABOUT?!*
If someone hisses at you, run.
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Well I just pretend that we live in a 80s tho.... 😎
A E S T H E T I C
I found this at twitter, not knowing this was on youtube. But I really enjoy this
Funny vid and all but gotta say, props on the description, really makes you think.
Big think
...But Noodle, the Earth is in a galaxy....
Really makes you thonk. 🤔🤔🤔
Loving the old VHS effect and vibe :)
This video has such soulless energy
My brain just expanded by two inches or something.
Motel IS better bite me
@noodle I love your channel man, i hope to see more stuff like this 🙏 🥰 take your time tho. Art is hard
God damn, I love your videos.
*EVERY SIXTY SECONDS IN AFRICA A MINUTE PASSES*
*MEN ARE LESS LIKLY TO GET PREGNANT THEN WOMEN*
*THE AIR WE BREATH IS A MIX OF OXOGEN (O) AND OXOGEN (O) THUS MAKING IT O2*
This is actually a Jack Stauber video with a different style
I sat through a 3 minute ad just because I like your channel
Hmmmmm... this has made my mind elevated...