Hallmark Make Great Movies.
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- Опубликовано: 29 дек 2017
- HOOOOO MAN THIS IS RUSHED
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This was meant to be a one-off bonus special video for the holidays that ended up taking way too much time and lasting much longer than planned oops. If I come back to this format I'll definitely spend more time on writing and polish.
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This hits close to home noodle. I lost my mom to Hallmark. She keeps watching the movies over the holidays and saying there so heartwarming and great. Raise awareness man. One day I might be able to save her.
Hallmark and Lifetime films are made for mothers, mate. I think it's too late to save her. I'm sorry.
Hallmark took my aunt, our tv, and July
Damn same here man throughout my life my mother has been watching hallmark films
ayyy 420th like
dude same
"Christmas has been around for more than a decade."
Like, he's not _wrong_ but... you know what I mean.
Alot more then a decade.
SCP-174
Nicknamed "the hallmark list"
SCP-174 is approximately 174 direct to dvd movies seemingly about generic low budget Christmas movies.
Appon watching, a subject's life will begin to anomalously begin to mimic another low budget Christmas movie.
After on average a week, subjects have been reported to go permanently missing. After which a direct to home movie dvd will be posted to their house. This dvd is another instance of SCP-174. This specific dvd will depict the subject as its lead actor.
Those subjected to SCP-174 only seem to be affected if they are relatively attractive, young to middle aged caucasian woman
@@gabemerritt3139 affects on the subjects may vary, with their perception of themselves varying wildly from their original personality, one of the most frequent at this time is a busy self accomplished woman who doesn’t need a man and then enters a small town and falls in love with both the city and a man and learns to take things slow and appreciate the little things in life.
Its a shame that Christmas porn specials have better acting and more p l o t than hallmark movies.
Wait there's such thing as Christian porn
@@KaptainKommissar theres porn for everything
@@KaptainKommissar theres porn for everything
@@KaptainKommissar theres porn for everything
theres porn for everything
Shit man, the animation on that slowly rotating mouth...that was life-like.
many hours of rotoscoping to get it looking as good as it did, thanks man
Noodle yay
@@noodlefunny 3 years later and yet you still will reply to this random ass comment.
Or else
@@thenerdbyrd7026 very goop
@@supremebigbaldy411 he hasn't done it yet :(
I guess we are just glossing over the fact that the main male lead in nine lives of Christmas plays both superman in superman returns and ray Palmer in the dc live action shows like arrow and legends of tomorrow.
OH MY GOD REALLY?? I can't believe neither of us noticed, I'm going to have to get onto Braeden later for not knowing that
Hey I put it into the script and he ignored it, I even mentioned it in the lines I voiced and sent him but he cut it out so uuuhhhhhhhhhh
Lol
Good video either way :) should do more
@@SpayceSnaq lol
I'd honestly love to see more Hallmark movie rants.
YES
YES
YES
maybe next year?
Of course (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
Yeah!
@@noodlefunny it's been 2 years
This was meant to be a one-off bonus special video for the holidays that ended up taking way too much time and lasting much longer than planned oops. If I come back to this format I'll definitely spend more time on writing and polish.
You should totally do more!! Your editing is fantastic.
edit: just a note, maybe something interesting to do would be how to make the movies better?
I don't consider myself an expert in film so I'm not super comfortable with suggesting ways to change stuff, but if it's appropriate I might give it a shot
Happy New Year!
And keep up the sweet content
Write in English. I don't understand Polish.
I mean as much as you see it as copying jontron, having more funny movie reviews is funny especially with jontron's uploud schedule
How could I forget my favorite hallmark movie, the one where the white blonde woman meets a hot white guy and through overcoming obstacles end up in such a great relationship it’ll make your grandma forget her husband passed away the previous year?
174
WAIT WHAT
CHEATER
Noodle YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING I'M GETTING MY LAWYER
good bpm for dnb
I said 150, so i was really close!
Hallmark:
174 movies
50 actors
3 script writers
And 1 plot.
My girlfriend’s grandparents and mother obsess over Hallmark movies, and they got mad at me when I pointed out that the three we’d watched were exactly the same
They hated KC because he told them the truth.
There is also the "White people almost kissing" cliche, thanks to Hallmark
Is that really a trope limited to white people though?
@@CombatSportsNerd It’s white Hollywood, specifically.
What's WHITE Hollywood? Isn't it all shit.
@@CombatSportsNerd no it’s not, I facepalmed irl from this shit
@badbutsweaty
Same here
My mom is a typical Hallmark fan and even she laughs at the movies for how predictable they are.
I think we've both just grown to them for background noise around Christmas time.
Our family made a drinking game out of it
@@stagdragon3978 I'm surprised the drinking game doesn't have its own drinking game at this point.
They film a lot of hallmark movies around where I live, and man, there's nothing like walking down the street and seeing one house covered in the fakest looking snow you could imagine.
In july.
Hallmark movies, the best movies for....basic white....old ladies?
I think their main demographic is white women between the age of 30-70
They play on loop at the nursing home I work at
My 50 year old mom watches them all the fuckin time
....who put their Fabio novels down.
My mum watches a tonne of these
6:15 This man just described every Hallmark movie to exist.
So what I think she meant with "Christmas comes with a stick" is "the carrot comes with a stick" where Christmas is the carrot and you are the mule chasing the carrot on the stick while carrying stuff on your back. Or you are a horse and the stick is used as a whip and in order to get what you want (probably another carrot aka Christmas) you need to bear being whipped.
But that are all my carrot-based theories. Bye
Love this new format to fucking bits. Really made these last three hours til 2018 that much better, can't wait for what you have in store for next year
Merry Christmas everyone on this day that is definitely Christmas
ZING ZING ZINGBAH
April Boannbra you are the first in all my time on RUclips to reference my profile pic
shhhhhhhh
As somebody who started with newer videos, bald Noodle is hard to take in and accept.
same.
Fuck you balds your noodle
(Ooop)
84.
Edit: *WHAT*
This single dislike brought to you by hallmark themselves
Now there are 69 dislikes
I had a conversation with a classmate once about these. They said they always end with either “Christmas Wedding” or “Christmas Baby.”
My mom has watched plenty of these, so I can say that’s pretty accurate.
My mom watches the hallmark channel all the time and every now and again I sit down and watch one with her. Seeing someone put my thoughts on the movies into words brings a tear of joy to my eye.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE A VIDEO ON CRAPPY HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES FOR SO LONG AND IT'S HERE--- INSTANT SUBSCRIPTION
Buttface McGee And we need MORE!
Crimis coms wit a S T I C C
My mom loves hallmark movies
I'm sorry
Precisely
Two fuckos Play games My grandma watches them.
same relative (relative to me) and situation here
Same it’s all she watches!!
I live with my nan, she watches these movies all the time. I have nine lives of Christmas’ script ENGRAINED IN MY BRAIN
This is great dude!! I'd love to see more like it, it brings a lot to the table!!
I need more of these
I love this format, It doesn't look rushed at all to me.
glad you think that, I guess I covered it up well then
You deserve so many more subscribers. THIS IS HILARIOUS
My mother will still binge watch these 5 times each
I wonder if these Hallmark movies are supposed to be like the cards, you give them to your relatives so that the card/movie can sit on a shelf for a month, then be thrown into the bin.
184
wow that was really close
impressive
Came back to watch this video because Hallmark just stopped in my hometown to film. They just got to keep making those Christmas movies in random towns in Summer.
This was absolutely hilarious! I could watch this video all day! Editing and comments were not only creative but truly knee slap worthy. Extremely high quality. I don’t know how you’re able to find the time to make this but you’ve got something truly special here!
Doing my yearly rewatch of these movie reviews, ily big dawg
You forgot about the part where even though they like each other, they end up having a miscommunication, or their past life comes rushing in and it seems to ruin everything until they have a heartfelt conversation with someone close to them who then makes them look past themselves and they go back to confess their true feelings, usually sometime near Christmas Eve/Day.
My Mom just.. loves watching these movies, despite being the EXACT. SAME. PLOT. Like,, swap some faces and situations and bam! Every single other Hallmark Movie!
no one will believe me but the rush of dopamine I got from saying "174" like a deflated balloon and then that being the correct answer is so sad
I just need someone to know and be happy with me
6:25. They sure had a white Christmas
there's also a Hallmark murder-mystery channel... just had to put that out there
good job, please keep doing what your doing, actual hard work is put in your vids
Speaking of being late, I just watched this.....and enjoyed it.......enjoy the view count and I love your halo videos!
Your videos are fucking quality and I'd say they are as good as some of the most popular RUclipsrs on the platform. Great Job man can't wait to see more out of you in the last remainder of 2018!
Ur animation has evolved alot over the course of 3 years. People like you inspire me to animate. Unfortunately I can't afford something to do said animating. :(
The guy in Nine Lives of Christmas is the DCCU actor for The Atom, and the vegan from Scott Pilgrim. Just wanted you to know that.
So this is where it all began? Dude this video is the pilot to your channel being so good now, hats off
This was really well done, gave me quite a lot of laughs. keep up the good work noodle boy!
my man
Thank you. I love you. Keep doing what you do. Merry Christmas.
You commented in October (the Spooky month) for a two year old video, very cringe.
Merry Cbrosmast
Can't help but notice all the persona music in your videos...
Very nice.
_"Oh my gosh it looks so green"_
She sounded so dead inside delivering that line
Nice video, reminds me a bit of IHE's reviews. I like your style :)
SHIT THEY KNOW
Agent Williams, RUclips Police. Please step in the vehicle sir.
throws chicken then cooked potatoes then broccoli at womans head
"oh sorry, didnt mean to do that"
Ive watched too many hallmark movies.
Only because my grandma watched them all the time, id watch them with her constantly
She passed in august 2022 year, and august 12th marks 1 year without her
Thank you noodle for making me remember these, even if the movies themselves are bad. The memories I had around them make it better
I need more in my life i love this
My grandma only watches like 3 TV channels. Hallmark movies, game shows, and the local news station. It’s awesome when I’m at her place, chilling and doing whatever happens to be fun, usually with my cousins, with movies and billions of ads all the time.
Hey this was good boyo, looking forward to the next ones!
I really, really like your .... "movie" videos, I guess you'd call them. I'd adore it if you made more. The animation style really does open up the review to not only the regular reaction ... reactions, but also the recreations and more imaginative illustration of your jokes and points. Good job.
I had to come back to this, because lifetime, my god, this needs a sequel on how 90% of Lifetimes movies are the same
This is actually amazing
this was a good funny video noodle, I liked this
Damn I can't believe it's been 4 years since we were graced with this video. I still enjoy this video.
Just in time for christmas this year.
This came out of nowhere but it's so cool! There's so much shit review content floating around now so it's cool to see something creative and really fucking funny. Keep it up b.
Yo wait I just saw your Panoots T-Shirt on. That's awesome man!
Please do more videos in this format! You are fucking hilarious man!
I'm witnessing the birth of noodle's format.
It's beautiful.
Prolly shouldn’t be freaking out over this but the actor at 7:03 is Raymond from DC Legends of Tomorrow
Oh my god, they did this same plot for a Halloween movie.
Hey Noodle! You’re a cool guy, your videos are gold tier.
Good video man :) I like the new format
That was the dude from Superman Returns right? What a fall from grace
It’s crazy how many of these my grandma has I swear she’s got over 300 Hallmark movies of every type of holiday and she cry’s at like everyone
this is wonderful merry xmas my boy
first time watching the older ones and honestly, I really like the old artstyle. Keep going with the newer style though because it's really good.
I know that Hallmark makes ornaments as well, my family has quite the bit of them
they make themed ones, like Startrek, and Barbie
Dude yes, keep making more content and the audience will come eventually. All of your vids are great
edit: Try stretching it to 10mins you deserve it *wink wink*
my mom constantly watches these films, and i must say that christmas comes with a stick
5:59 EPIC MOUTH REVEAL
The description of these being something you leave in the background while making dinner is really accurate.
The “holderness family” channel did a video called something like “every hallmark Christmas movie ever” and it’s pretty funny. They also do the “hallmark writer room” it too is very funny and is a perfect addition to watching this fantastic video if you ever want to know more about these (lame) fabulous hallmark movies.
Watch the one about the snow globe because the main character is genuinely an asshole for most of the movie, and is a really good actor. She's honestly really funny
Anybody else randomly getting old noodle videos recommended?
I, no joke, guessed in my head the number 184 for no goddamned reason (when he asked about how many christmas movies hallmark made) and was just barely wrong by 10 movies. This changes nothing in my life, but I'm still somewhat proud about it.
In my childhood there was Hallmark television channel that aired the same movies over and over again. But me and my family liked those movies. There was a movie about a family travelling on some magic ship with magic creatures, in the end they wake up to realize that *it was all just a dream*, but then they realize *it wasn't*. There was also a strange movie, of which I only remember that there was an antropomorphic pig that was cursed to indefinitely eat berries that only made him more hungry, there was also some Chinese magician trapped in a bottle with dragons, because the pig betrayed him. So yeah, I had a different image of Hallmark. Besides Christmas cards, that shit's universal.
I thought this was great! Keep it up, Noodle! More animated rants lol
I like how he tries ignoring exposition like a sex scene in a movie while he’s watching with his parents
Keep it up my dude, still waiting on that patreon!
Cerce Tentones might happen, but not anytime soon
I want more of this please.
Love the panoots shirt!
That blonde haired chick and her sorta friend producer thing had more chemistry than anyone else in this movie
Watching this 2 years after release, and got legit spooked when I guessed "175" and he says "174"
My brain froze like "O cRAp, DiD hE hEaR mE?!"
...I need to get some sleep man what am I even doing
watching this video gon' be my new christmas tradition
When he said "flat, uninspired, Whit-" i just lost my shit...lol
All hallmark movies are virtually the same, with the same actors and the same basic plot.
Before he was The Atom! Before he was Superman! Brandon Routh was... Boring love interest in a Hallmark Christmas movie
Finally back