The Time Zack Morris Used Slave Labor To Sell Friendship Bracelets

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  • Remember the 'Saved by the Bell' when Zack Morris used slave labor to sell friendship bracelets? Zack Morris is trash.
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  • @FunnyOrDie
    @FunnyOrDie  6 лет назад +439

    Don't forget the time Zack Morris fat-shamed a girl who won him in a charity auction. Zack Morris Is Trash!
    ruclips.net/video/s23LmfJGcNo/видео.html

    • @JosephDickson
      @JosephDickson 6 лет назад +5

      Essentially the origin story of Donald Trump.

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 лет назад +3

      Never caught one of these on the day of release. Doesn't make a difference because Zack is a douche.

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 6 лет назад +3

      Funny Or Die I wait for this every week. Thanks for the nostalgic laugh.

    • @mikemyers5566
      @mikemyers5566 6 лет назад

      Funny Or Die You should do a Laura Winslow is trash one.

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 6 лет назад +1

      Funny Or Die Screech had game. The girl that bought all those braceleys was the best hed do.

  • @peperclipproduction
    @peperclipproduction 6 лет назад +2823

    "I just bought Bill Cosby!" That aged well..

    • @djsojuicy
      @djsojuicy 6 лет назад +21

      Dashiell Driscoll well knowing what you know now overshadows that fact...I mean he wasn’t a good comedian anyways soooo

    • @syn3318
      @syn3318 6 лет назад +75

      Bill Cosby was a legend bro. How old are you 12?

    • @jebvoorhees125
      @jebvoorhees125 6 лет назад +6

      he has more money than you you idiot

    • @vsperatos
      @vsperatos 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao!

    • @jebvoorhees125
      @jebvoorhees125 6 лет назад +2

      I don't respect rapist bro- and a good lot of those women knew what was up. They just cashed in.

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 6 лет назад +2277

    I know the Bill Cosby joke takes on a different meaning given recent events, but if you look at it from another angle, he's basically _buying_ a black guy. And this episode already had a slavery theme to it.

    • @tonyblake7569
      @tonyblake7569 6 лет назад +149

      I was thinking the same thing. Surprised they didn't emphasize that in the video.

    • @emanichantel6149
      @emanichantel6149 6 лет назад +31

      That’s the first thing I thought of

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 6 лет назад +56

      YES! I even tried to include that (and the treatment of Slater and Lisa in his fantasy) for the show's YMMV page on TV Tropes underneath unfortunate implications...only for them to zap it a short time later and say that I "need citations". Pfft!
      Anyway, this is a great series, and if possible, I have a few suggestions for future episodes, like when Zack exploited the Beldings' baby to get rich, when he stupidly fell and hurt his knee, then tried to have Belding both take the blame for his clumsiness and do his homework, when he told Kelly not to take pre-med in college because she was too stupid and when the two(!) times he tried to entice older women into carrying on a relationship with his manipulative, underage ass. smh

    • @AlAnsikk
      @AlAnsikk 6 лет назад +55

      Exactly. And not to mention that it's Lisa who does all the manual labor in his fantasy. Zach Morris is Trash.

    • @iukl
      @iukl 6 лет назад +12

      MusicMan slavery still exists today what are you talking about

  • @rkgk1517
    @rkgk1517 6 лет назад +666

    Every single one of Zack's friends is a decent person but him. Why doesn't their decency ever rub off on him?

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 6 лет назад +128

      Zack is a lost cause. He'll never learn from his mistakes even though the entire show is about trying to teach Zack how to be a decent human being.

    • @MrBrock1238
      @MrBrock1238 6 лет назад +132

      Because Zack Morris is traaaaash

    • @moriellymoproblems7842
      @moriellymoproblems7842 6 лет назад +12

      Slater is just as bad, lol.

    • @vonvonnie1785
      @vonvonnie1785 6 лет назад +28

      rkgk1517 tbh I think they are all little assholes except for screech

    • @javaking1000
      @javaking1000 6 лет назад +47

      I think a more telling question is, why are they still friends with him?? I would have jettisoned that asshole years ago - but hey it's a fucking TV show, right?

  • @entlove1
    @entlove1 6 лет назад +448

    It's hilarious how the more I watch these the more I can't stand Zack. He's definitely trash. 🤣

    • @monkeyporche225
      @monkeyporche225 6 лет назад +3

      He fits right in with his group of friends, the only people that are halfway decent are Kelly and Screech, and they both have their own subtle flaws as well, there just isn't an angry writer pointing them out because Zack slept with his mom.

    • @misssmartypants371
      @misssmartypants371 6 лет назад +4

      Matt Porche Actually Lisa is a pretty good person too.

    • @Toons595
      @Toons595 3 года назад +1

      @@monkeyporche225 How are they the only half decent people?

  • @thrillhouse_vanhouten
    @thrillhouse_vanhouten 6 лет назад +1812

    Not only did Zack's daydream include exploiting his only black friend as a literal slave, but it also involved him BUYING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE BLACK. The implications of Zack's fantasy world are problematic.

    • @Mar-xs3hg
      @Mar-xs3hg 6 лет назад +168

      THRILLHO and his other poc friend as a janitor of sorts

    • @algomez7511
      @algomez7511 6 лет назад +1

      THRIL

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 6 лет назад +64

      Zack Morris also doesn't have to worry about being kicked out a restaurant for not ordering something. After about 5 minutes or so. He's not arrested for his actions.

    • @candicoated2001
      @candicoated2001 6 лет назад +27

      I think he would make his white friend work just as much, its not really slave labor since she offered and she is getting paid. Zack is a jerk to everyone, not just blacks.

    • @candicoated2001
      @candicoated2001 6 лет назад +22

      aromantic That whole Starbucks incident happened because they didn't order anything, and because of that they couldn't use the bathroom. So they got kicked out, learn the full story at least.

  • @jordanlewis4983
    @jordanlewis4983 6 лет назад +326

    Because you should definitely take life advice from a guy simultaneously failing at two careers lol

    • @sotoart89
      @sotoart89 5 лет назад +6

      Savage

    • @kebokev7519
      @kebokev7519 4 года назад +3

      Oh man I was dying

    • @davemau5e
      @davemau5e 4 года назад +3

      Yooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying!

    • @travis8850
      @travis8850 Год назад

      Actually, you should lol. People who fail can teach you plenty about what NOT to do. It's easier to avoid the mistakes of others than trying to replicate their success.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 6 лет назад +166

    Note how in his dream, Zack sees his friends as
    1) his tools to use,
    2) ethnic and gender stereotypes (nonwhite friends Slater and Lisa are laborers, white female Jessi is secretary), AND
    3) as completely different people from who they are (Kelly is vapid and greedy).
    Yeah, Zack's a true friend.

    • @ShinRyojin
      @ShinRyojin 6 лет назад +14

      Montesama314 Don’t forget him buying Bill Cosby which means he’s all for slavery coming back.

    • @goodcommunitylife
      @goodcommunitylife Год назад +4

      I believe that Zack was never a true friend to any of his friends because he uses and abuses them, particularly Screech for his own personal growth and gains.

    • @PaulRobert474
      @PaulRobert474 Год назад

      Jessi isn't white, she is latino...

    • @shaggysmoothie85
      @shaggysmoothie85 Год назад

      Gonna have to go after the Saved By The Bell writers on that one.

    • @bibliaeslaverdad8628
      @bibliaeslaverdad8628 11 месяцев назад

      John 14:6 Jesus said unto him, “I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life; no man cometh unto the Father, but by Me.
      John 3:18 “He that believeth in Him is not condemned; but He that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
      Revelation 21
      8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers,and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.”
      1 Corinthians 6
      18 Flee fornication. Every other sin which a man doeth is outside the body, but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
      Matthew 12
      45 Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there; and the last state of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this wicked generation.”
      Romans 8:6
      21st Century King James Version
      6 For to be carnally minded is death, but to be spiritually minded is life and peace,
      Luke 12:20
      21st Century King James Version
      20 But God said unto him, ‘Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee. Then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?’
      1 Timothy 5:6
      21st Century King James Version
      6 But she that liveth in pleasure is dead while she liveth.
      1 Corinthians 6
      9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the Kingdom of God? Be not deceived: Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor the effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
      10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners shall inherit the Kingdom of God.
      1 John 2:17
      21st Century King James Version
      17 And the world passeth away and the lust thereof, but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
      Matthew 22:29
      21st Century King James Version
      29 Jesus answered and said unto them, “Ye do err, not knowing the Scriptures, nor the power of God.
      John 8:51
      21st Century King James Version
      51 Verily, verily I say unto you, if a man keep My saying, he shall never see death.”
      2 John 9
      21st Century King James Version
      9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ hath both the Father and the Son.
      Titus 1:14
      21st Century King James Version
      14 not giving heed to Jewish fables and commandments of men who turn from the truth.
      2 Peter 3:18
      21st Century King James Version
      18 But grow in grace and in the knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To Him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.
      Romans 12:2
      21st Century King James Version
      2 And be not conformed to this world, but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
      Hebrews 9:24
      21st Century King James Version
      24 For Christ has not entered into the holy places made with hands, which are copies of the true, but into Heaven itself, now to appear in the presence of God for us.
      Colossians 2:10
      21st Century King James Version
      10 And ye are complete in Him, who is the head of all principality and power,
      Deuteronomy 6
      14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people who are round about you
      2 Corinthians 11:14
      21st Century King James Version
      14 And no marvel, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
      Jeremiah 7
      18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke Me to anger.
      1 Corinthians 10
      20 But I say that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils and not to God; and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.
      1 Timothy 2:5
      21st Century King James Version
      5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus,
      Deuteronomy 8
      19 And it shall be, if thou at all forget the Lord thy God and walk after other gods, and serve them and worship them, I testify against you this day that ye shall surely perish.
      1 John 5
      20 And we know that the Son of God is come and hath given us an understanding, that we may know Him that is true; and we are in Him that is true, even in His Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God and Eternal Life.
      Acts 17
      29 “For inasmuch, then, as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold or silver or stone, graven by art and of man’s devising.
      Proverbs 14
      12 There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
      1 John 4
      3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh, is not of God; and such is the spirit of Antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come, and even now already it is in the world.
      2 John 1
      9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ hath both the Father and the Son.
      John 8
      12 Then spoke Jesus again unto them, saying, “I am the Light of the world. He that followeth Me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.”
      Mark 8
      35 For whosoever will save his life shall lose it; but whosoever shall lose his life for My sake and the Gospel’s, the same shall save it.
      John 8
      51 Verily, verily I say unto you, if a man keep My saying, he shall never see death.”
      John 17
      3 And this is life eternal: that they might know Thee, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom Thou hast sent.
      1 Timothy 2
      5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus,
      Acts 4
      12 Neither is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men whereby we must be saved.”
      James 1
      21 Therefore lay apart all filthiness and the superfluity of wickedness, and receive with meekness the engrafted Word, which is able to save your souls.
      John 11
      25 Jesus said unto her, “I am the resurrection and the Life. He that believeth in Me, though he were dead, yet shall he live;
      26 and whosoever liveth and believeth in Me shall never die. Believest thou this?”
      John 6
      68 Then Simon Peter answered Him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? Thou hast the words of eternal life,
      Psalm 119
      30 I have chosen the way of truth; Thy judgments have I laid before me.
      Psalm 119
      11 Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against Thee.
      Romans 12
      2 And be not conformed to this world, but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
      1 Corinthians 2
      5 that your faith should not stand on the wisdom of man, but on the power of God.
      1 Peter 5
      8 Be sober, be vigilant, because your adversary the devil walketh about as a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
      1 John 2
      16 For all that is in the world - the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life - is not of the Father, but is of the world.
      17 And the world passeth away and the lust thereof, but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
      James 1
      21 Therefore lay apart all filthiness and the superfluity of wickedness, and receive with meekness the engrafted Word, which is able to save your souls.
      1 Corinthians 15
      44 It is sown a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body. There is a natural body, and there is a spiritual body.
      1 Thessalonians 5
      9 For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ
      John 3
      18 “He that believeth in Him is not condemned; but He that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
      John 3
      36 He that believeth in the Son hath everlasting life; and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abideth on him.”
      Luke 6:5
      21st Century King James Version
      5 And He said unto them, “The Son of Man is Lord also of the Sabbath.”
      Matthew 22
      29 Jesus answered and said unto them, “Ye do err, not knowing the Scriptures, nor the power of God.
      John 5:29
      21st Century King James Version
      29 and shall come forth - they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life, and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.
      John 8
      12 Then spoke Jesus again unto them, saying, “I am the Light of the world. He that followeth Me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.”
      John 8:32
      21st Century King James Version
      32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”
      John 6:40
      21st Century King James Version
      40 And this is the will of Him that sent Me: that every one who seeth the Son and believeth in Him may have everlasting life, and I will raise him up at the Last Day.”
      Mark 13:13
      21st Century King James Version
      13 And ye shall be hated by all men for My name’s sake; but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
      Revelation 14:12
      21st Century King James Version
      12 Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the commandments of God, and the faith of Jesus.
      John 8
      36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.
      Mark 13
      31 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but My words shall not pass away.

  • @onnapnewo
    @onnapnewo 6 лет назад +21

    I was too busy laughing at the line about taking advice from somebody simultaneously failing at two careers to properly enjoy “Waiter Copperfield.” 🤣🤣

  • @themisanthropechannel8052
    @themisanthropechannel8052 6 лет назад +73

    I never realised how awful he was. The show always portrayed him as "the norm" and any unconventional looking students as "Other". "Other" always having negative connotations.

  • @billyweed835
    @billyweed835 6 лет назад +336

    Zack's awful in every single episode, isn't he?

    • @SkolneyVikings
      @SkolneyVikings 6 лет назад +33

      Billy Weed well, he IS trash

    • @billyweed835
      @billyweed835 6 лет назад +26

      Seriously. Within 9 seasons, they'll have done every single episode.

    • @ChrisG0107
      @ChrisG0107 6 лет назад +10

      I think so. At least most of them. The whole show is based on his antics, for the most part

    • @billyweed835
      @billyweed835 6 лет назад +33

      By "antics", we mean "basis for a diagnosis of sociopathy, or, at the least, Narcissism."

    • @Christinebanks11
      @Christinebanks11 6 лет назад

      Yes

  • @KevinKnutson
    @KevinKnutson 4 года назад +58

    Can we take a moment to acknowledge how adorable Mr Belding is? He actually wore the buddy band given to him by a student who causes him endless grief, even tho it made him look ridiculous.

  • @SilverSurfer166
    @SilverSurfer166 6 лет назад +107

    How did I never notice what a horrible person Zack was, when I was 13 watching this show on Saturday morning? The writers really came up with convoluted ways for Zack to never learn a lesson from his terrible ideas.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 6 лет назад +2

      It was obvious Zack Morris was a douche.

    • @theOstenHugo
      @theOstenHugo 5 лет назад +3

      Norrin Radd because they made the blonde haired heartthrob seem innocent. boy were they wrong

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 2 года назад

      Lessons are boring. Seinfeld was fun because there was no character growth or lesson learning. Besides, Zack never made the same mistake twice.

  • @tanichea327
    @tanichea327 6 лет назад +36

    Wow. I never realized just how much of a sociopath Zack Morris is.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 4 года назад

      Amen!Watching these summary clips makes clear that we 90s kids were being sold seriously depraved behavior as totally acceptable!! I mean, he has not even one redeeming quality. Straight up sociopath and occasionally psychopath too!!

  • @RebeccaGomezToronto
    @RebeccaGomezToronto 6 лет назад +536

    THANK YOU FOR MY WEEKLY HIGH

  • @andysorensen1737
    @andysorensen1737 6 лет назад +124

    Welp, that Cosby joke certainly aged well. If only you waited almost 30 years you could’ve passed Bill Cosby with the change in your couch.

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 4 года назад +1

      I'm sorry, I know this is 2 years old but what on earth does that statement actually mean? Please.

    • @denizthemeniz
      @denizthemeniz 2 года назад +1

      @@RetroIsaac I know this is a year old but I believe they are saying that Cosby was so poor at the date of the comment that Zach would only need to rely on loose change to financially outrank Bill in this day and age, making the achievement insignificant.

  • @boydcrowder5034
    @boydcrowder5034 6 лет назад +276

    I wonder how many jello pudding pops Zack had to eat.

    • @dabblerdeluxe775
      @dabblerdeluxe775 6 лет назад +15

      Just one but he was asleep

    • @jordanlewis4983
      @jordanlewis4983 6 лет назад +4

      I thought the same about Kelly

    • @djsojuicy
      @djsojuicy 6 лет назад +1

      TOO SOON MAN TOO SOON

    • @Mythrignoc
      @Mythrignoc 6 лет назад +8

      I'm kind of imagining Bill cosby going into Zack's room at 3 in the morning, waking Zack up, and pulling an unwrapped, dusty, lint covered pudding pop out of his slimy pocket, saying "Wake up Zack. Uncle Huxtable has somethin for you to suck on."

    • @dollydagger4306
      @dollydagger4306 6 лет назад +1

      D.J. X LOL

  • @thismoment4life1
    @thismoment4life1 6 лет назад +66

    *reads title*
    Me: "Of course he did."

  • @robertvaldes3374
    @robertvaldes3374 6 лет назад +45

    Honestly it's pretty well established that for a sit-com to perform well, they characters automatically have to be kind of bad people, but while FRIENDS and Seinfeld kind of spread out negative traits to make the group dynamic interesting and coherent while simultaneously showing people that their behavior never pays off, this show put every possible negative trait into one absolute manipulative sociopath and rather than punish him, the show pretty much continuously gives him a slap on the wrist and manages to reward him for treating people like objects only to be used for personal gain as long as he acknowledges his destructive tendencies around the end

    • @n3v3rg01ngback
      @n3v3rg01ngback 3 года назад +8

      It’s always sunny at Bayside.

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 2 года назад

      My generation didn't see it that way. We loved Saved By The Bell, we laughed at the crazy stuff Zack did. It's Gen-Z and the Millennials who are triggered by BS. If Zack dresses like an Indian chief after finding out he has Indian blood, then Zack is racist! If he kisses a woman without permission, he's a rapist! If he's afraid of dating a disabled girl, he's evil! Funny or Die is woke and unfunny. 99% of their shows suck, so they just piss on good TV.

    • @caelmorgan6817
      @caelmorgan6817 2 года назад +5

      @@blucolife Ok boomer.

    • @cliffwill27
      @cliffwill27 Год назад

      @@blucolife You uh...you know you shouldn't kiss women without their permission right?

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife Год назад

      ​@@cliffwill27 Why not? The man usually makes the first move, and then the woman either lets him or moves her head away.

  • @ms.melissa1384
    @ms.melissa1384 6 лет назад +43

    My favorite part of the week is when I find out how Zack Morris is Trash this week.

  • @sagqueen1984
    @sagqueen1984 6 лет назад +17

    Since I've seen every episode of the series its like going down memory lane with every post. I get to really see Zack for who he really was. Very clever and funny spin on the show!

  • @caronte008
    @caronte008 6 лет назад +428

    I always hated that stupid magician.

  • @darkb4light06
    @darkb4light06 6 лет назад +60

    What always kind of got me was how they always goofed on nerds, yet they were friends with one of the biggest nerds in school.

    • @musicaltheatergeek79
      @musicaltheatergeek79 6 лет назад +33

      They included Screech in their group, but they weren't often kind to him, except for maybe Jessie and Kelly. But Lisa was a bitch to him. Slater could be a dick. And too often Zack was abusive toward Screech despite claiming him as his best friend.

    • @myowncelestial
      @myowncelestial 6 лет назад +27

      Darkb4light 06 to be fair they just kind of tolerated screech. Screech just kind of followed Zach around because he wanted to be like him.

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 6 лет назад +30

      Yeah it's kinda sad when you think about. Screech was ok with being treated like shit because a bunch of "cool" kids tolerated him because a manipulative, blonde sociopath found him useful at times.

    • @tonyblake7569
      @tonyblake7569 6 лет назад +30

      musicaltheatergeek79 sure Lisa was a bitch to him but if you consider he was always hitting on her and trying to get her to go out with him even though she told him time and again she didn't want to then she wasn't that bad. If after 3 years some guy was really doing that to someone then I'm sure she would have gone to the principal or the cops to get him to leave her alone.

    • @discoron77
      @discoron77 6 лет назад +2

      I think Screech denounced the nerds at some point.

  • @w1lDstYLe
    @w1lDstYLe 6 лет назад +78

    Necessary comment of support despite not having much to say.

    • @sese6227
      @sese6227 6 лет назад +3

      Jimmy Hank Story of my life!

  • @captainhowdy4285
    @captainhowdy4285 6 лет назад +41

    "A novelty S+M product"... Holy hell 😂

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 6 лет назад +20

    "Homie Hooker"
    I think I found a name for a band, if I ever decide to form one.

  • @MadDirectionerGirl
    @MadDirectionerGirl 6 лет назад +20

    I’ve never seen a single episode of Saved by the Bell, nor do I know a thing about it, and yet I just can’t get enough of these videos! Please never stop making them!

  • @abigailcary134
    @abigailcary134 6 лет назад +11

    I feel bad for Belding, like my dude probably just wants a friend-I mean preferably not a high schooler but he wants a friend. Yo that shit hurted.

  • @IdahoTricia
    @IdahoTricia 6 лет назад +25

    Waiter Copperfield and Homie Hooker! Genuine gold material here! 😂 😂 😂

  • @JonathanLeon
    @JonathanLeon 6 лет назад +14

    Who’s miserable world... GETS TOTALLY ROCKED BY BUDDY BANDS!! HELL YEAH!

  • @honeybeeklo83
    @honeybeeklo83 6 лет назад +13

    I’m so happy I found these videos 😂 I never knew till now I had a crush on a f*** boy

  • @richardsiemion5903
    @richardsiemion5903 6 лет назад +12

    There is only one thing that boggles my mind about this video, and all of your videos. How could anyone thumbs down this? It’s pure gold and it never gets old. Probably even
    Mark-Paul Gosselaar is one of your fans. You rock.

  • @fayezahara2218
    @fayezahara2218 6 лет назад +11

    Zach is actually dennis the menace. He killed mr.wilson and had to go into witness protection program.

  • @MetalfaceJay
    @MetalfaceJay 6 лет назад +29

    I like how one of the magazines in Zacks fantasy reads "Zack: The King of Friendship."

  • @MrJreed1000
    @MrJreed1000 6 лет назад +31

    "Zack Morris Is Trash".. Thats my new text tone… everytime my boi zack text me it rings… 😂😂😂😂.. Too classic

    • @therealflamelit
      @therealflamelit 4 года назад +2

      my best friend's name is Willis..I use "watchu talkin but willis?" as mine lol..ironically, I actually knew Gary Coleman when he was alive as well :)

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 4 года назад +1

      @@therealflamelit That's actually pretty cool. How did you know him?

    • @therealflamelit
      @therealflamelit 4 года назад +1

      @@fighterck6241 met him thru Mr Johnson , the owner of Ebony Jet magazine; who was friends wit my parents(they are all from same area in Arkansas)...we went to Chicago to his office to visit him and so happens Gary had a mag interview that day..so mr J asks if we would like to meet him and gets his people to send him up to his office- he come in with 2 huge bodyguards lol....he was nice tho- took a photo with me and gave me his mail address to be a pen pal..didnt exchange many letters, but yrs later when I moved to L.A. I ran into him at Fox Hills mall & reminded him of who I was & how we met- he remembered and every time I saw him after that it was all good- then he decided he would moved to Utah & that is last I saw of him in person RIP

  • @suryavajra
    @suryavajra 6 лет назад +8

    One thing I realize is that everyone would have just been chillin' and having stress free lives and harmonious friendships if it weren't for Zack's shennanigans which end up stressing everyone out!

  • @Whogrl16
    @Whogrl16 6 лет назад +34

    Lol’d at despondent emo slater

  • @noemi8591
    @noemi8591 6 лет назад +1

    “Because he knows that Mr.Tuttle will eat that corny shit up.” 😂

  • @bradenyoder4922
    @bradenyoder4922 6 лет назад +17

    Waiter Copperfield... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @joshuamarsella
    @joshuamarsella 6 лет назад +262

    Zack was an American capitalist before it was popular. Who knew?

    • @boejudden9011
      @boejudden9011 6 лет назад +41

      Wait when was American capitalism unpopular?

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 6 лет назад +8

      The Great Depression and...that's all I got.

    • @Randopatchi
      @Randopatchi 6 лет назад +13

      Someone has obviously never heard of John D. Rockefeller.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 6 лет назад +25

      Lol yeah capitalism wasn't a thing until after Saved By the Bell aired.

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 6 лет назад +2

      Sorry for bringing "him" up but Trump was in the news all the time during this show's run.

  • @JohnTaylor-fh4et
    @JohnTaylor-fh4et 6 лет назад +15

    Brainwashing us as kids, real nice TV.

  • @RealMikeGibbs
    @RealMikeGibbs 3 года назад +1

    “Because you should always take life advice from a guy failing at two careers at once!” 😂

  • @AnneettaLife
    @AnneettaLife 6 лет назад +10

    "because you should definitely take life advice from a guy simultaneously failing at two careers." That was funny.

  • @K.S.251
    @K.S.251 5 лет назад +5

    Using Belding was such a punk move, along with everything else of course.

  • @THESNEAKERADDICT
    @THESNEAKERADDICT 6 лет назад +92

    Where can I get a buddy band?

    • @gregoryfowler1720
      @gregoryfowler1720 6 лет назад +4

      The same place where you can get Squeezeits and Keebler Pizzarias.

    • @theOstenHugo
      @theOstenHugo 5 лет назад +1

      THESNEAKERADDICT i just wanna buy Slater’s jeans

    • @fagbag9553
      @fagbag9553 4 года назад +1

      Your everywhere

    • @xphilemike
      @xphilemike 3 года назад +1

      Nearest Gay Bar

  • @44dawgman
    @44dawgman 6 лет назад +5

    Damn this shit is hilarious. It also makes me reevaluate my childhood ... how did I watch this show for years and be completely blind to the narcissistic horror that is the Zack Morris character? First the Santa Claus deception, then Jesse became a stripper, now this? What else was I oblivious to? I don't even know what's real anymore! What's next ... is somebody gonna tell me Bill Cosby was some kinda pervert or that Mike Brady was secretly gay? No, that's not possible, the world isn't THAT crazy. 😨😨😨

  • @GeekTherapyRadio
    @GeekTherapyRadio 4 года назад +5

    I like how Zack already had an "Out of Business" sign ready to go. If there's one thing new business owners invest in, it's a printed sign of their inevitable failure.

  • @mikeratkiewicz6720
    @mikeratkiewicz6720 6 лет назад +2

    "Waiter Copperfield"!! I'm absolutely dying over here!

  • @stephsmithanie
    @stephsmithanie 6 лет назад +13

    Thank you for ruining my childhood, I can't even watch this show because of these segments lol ................ZACK MORRIS IS TRAAAASSHHH!

  • @lead.m4579
    @lead.m4579 6 лет назад +5

    ‘Jessie has a respectable job because she’s white but is really just a glorified secretary because she’s a woman’. It hurts because it’s true

  • @saintsinningsword
    @saintsinningsword 5 лет назад +11

    Favorite part was Screech being called a "Homie Hooker"

  • @jackfarrish3003
    @jackfarrish3003 6 лет назад +1

    My favorite parts in these episodes are when a character is never seen again and he says "they probably fucking killed themselves"

  • @jenniferw9196
    @jenniferw9196 6 лет назад +6

    After trying to get away with free labor, Zack, like a true predatory capitalist, tries to sabotage and bankrupt his competition.

  • @dtdimeflicks6708
    @dtdimeflicks6708 2 года назад +5

    I wholeheartedly believe that this guy is the reason why people don't name their kids Zack very often these days.

  • @darthmaul7626
    @darthmaul7626 6 лет назад +14

    What about the time he used subliminal messages to make girls like him?
    That was deliciously evil.

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 6 лет назад +3

      Darth Maul They have to do that episode, that was pure evil

    • @larrylutz6825
      @larrylutz6825 6 лет назад +3

      Zack Morris is a 10...on the psychopath scale where 10 is a raging, unapologetic sociopath.

    • @darthmaul7626
      @darthmaul7626 6 лет назад +3

      How about that time he broke up with that angel Kelly because he wanted to pork the school nurse?

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 6 лет назад +3

      Darth Maul and part of that plan meant Zack took Skaters booster shot, thus denying Slater inoculation from disease

    • @skidrat55
      @skidrat55 4 года назад

      @@larrylutz6825 Psychopath and Sociopath are not the same thing... Zack is a Sociopath

  • @yallmight5752
    @yallmight5752 6 лет назад

    Idk why but this has been my new favorite series of videos this year

  • @morbidsearch
    @morbidsearch 5 лет назад +5

    "Jessie has a respectable job because she's white, but is really just a glorified secretary because she's a woman" crying

  • @alanilagoa8407
    @alanilagoa8407 6 лет назад +1

    The billy Cosby jab omg I wasn’t ready 😭😭😭

  • @HandlelessTML
    @HandlelessTML 6 лет назад +6

    The sarcasm in your voice everytime you call one of Zack's plans great 😂😂😂

  • @missingtrace
    @missingtrace 6 лет назад +1

    "Zack Morris is Trash" bit at the end makes me laugh so hard, and I never even watched the show!

  • @charlescarter4608
    @charlescarter4608 6 лет назад +12

    Zack taught and supplied Bill Cosby

  • @Mr.Amazing_-xg6xn
    @Mr.Amazing_-xg6xn 6 лет назад +2

    I have an awful stomach virus, and this was all I needed to make me feel better

  • @andreagauvin42
    @andreagauvin42 6 лет назад +4

    "Because you should definitely take life advice from a guy who's simultaneously failing two careers." 😂 Perfect.

  • @steveangello6586
    @steveangello6586 5 лет назад

    You guys should do every episode of save by the bell. This is the best channel ever

  • @battleandjams
    @battleandjams 4 года назад +3

    Holy cow, his whole, let me sabotage my friend's grade by making a lame adult wear their product, causing their successful idea fall flat. It's just down right evil

  • @killercroc99
    @killercroc99 6 лет назад +2

    Zack is literally one twin sister away from being Dennis Reynolds

  • @heavenlyh3av3n
    @heavenlyh3av3n 6 лет назад +66

    These are the best videos to come to the internet. Thank you

  • @ckaiborbor
    @ckaiborbor 3 года назад +1

    Zack Morris is the blueprint for Avon Barksdale and Marlo Stansfield

  • @Zorichai
    @Zorichai 6 лет назад +5

    Waiter Copperfield, homie hooker omg this dude is hilarious 😂

  • @poindexterflex3528
    @poindexterflex3528 5 лет назад

    I shouldn't have been drinking anything when you said 'a novelty S&M product'. All the water spewed from my nose.

  • @crashlight2
    @crashlight2 6 лет назад +6

    I just realized the the theme song for "Zack Morris is Trash" is the same tune as "...cause I'm saved by the be-e-elll!" Holy goddamn hell.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 6 лет назад +1

      a bit slow on the uptake, eh?

    • @crashlight2
      @crashlight2 6 лет назад

      How dare you. And yes, I am.

  • @pgstgermain
    @pgstgermain 5 лет назад

    It is amazing seeing the type of themes they would put on TV back then, this episode was nuts.

  • @Williamfuchs420
    @Williamfuchs420 6 лет назад +15

    He bought Cosby damn surprised you didn’t go more into that and how that statement is messed up

    • @SkolneyVikings
      @SkolneyVikings 6 лет назад +5

      William Fuchs Maybe the richest black celebrity at the time and yet in the SBTB universe he can still be bought by the white man.

  • @JillianVSJill
    @JillianVSJill 4 года назад

    You do know Zack is a fictional character the way you go in it’s like he hurt you personally lol

  • @marinejcksn1
    @marinejcksn1 6 лет назад +5

    Probably wants a refund on that Cosby purchase now

  • @anactualmotherbear
    @anactualmotherbear 6 лет назад +2

    Man this is one of the more fucked up ones. He's so disgustingly manipulative in this one... he might be a psychopath.

  • @Derekivery
    @Derekivery 6 лет назад +18

    because you should defiantly take life advise from a guy simultaneously failing at two careers

  • @morbo_2
    @morbo_2 3 года назад

    Loved how he delivered his keynote over a cutscene of Slater dancing.

  • @greghannibal
    @greghannibal 5 лет назад +4

    5:00 in, that girl in the back is looking at him with absolute disgust in her eyes.

    • @SKULnBONZ
      @SKULnBONZ 4 года назад

      ... as if she’s thinking in her head...: “damn Zack Morris IS trash.”

  • @seanjudd1132
    @seanjudd1132 5 лет назад +3

    Why Slater didn’t just knock Zack the fuck out on many occasions I don’t know 🤷‍♂️

  • @Drewan27
    @Drewan27 6 лет назад +1

    I’m so happy these videos exist.

  • @pataker7875
    @pataker7875 6 лет назад +12

    Waiter Coperfield. I never thought my life needed that joke.

  • @shadowgb
    @shadowgb 3 года назад

    These 5 minute videos are funnier than the entire 22 minute episodes.

  • @Hermitage171
    @Hermitage171 6 лет назад +3

    When are you guys going to do the mind control episode -- The Zack Tapes? That's about as evil as he ever got, verging on super-villian territory.

  • @Dclxvi6x3
    @Dclxvi6x3 5 лет назад

    The waiter wasn't failing in two careers, he was failing in three. He was also a horrible actor 😂😂😂

  • @JoJoJoker
    @JoJoJoker 6 лет назад +5

    Mr. Belding is the type of dude who lifts weights in the locker room?

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 6 лет назад

      Joel D That does seem fucked up doesn't it?

  • @CainNuke
    @CainNuke 3 года назад +2

    These videos almost make me feel bad for always rooting for Zack in all episodes. I always wanted him to succeed in all of his schemes.

  • @bathoryaria4127
    @bathoryaria4127 5 лет назад +3

    I can't get enough of these Zack Morris episodes.

  • @TheChimera70
    @TheChimera70 6 лет назад +2

    just discovered this, binge-watching the rest

  • @benn9146
    @benn9146 6 лет назад +17

    Yeah......they all got A's though! Let's face it, it's not common to stay friends with people you went to high school with so it doesn't matter anyway! Thanks Zack, you wonderful piece of shit!

  • @Mad24680
    @Mad24680 6 лет назад +1

    I was never into saved by the bell but god I love this series

  • @kateshungi8945
    @kateshungi8945 6 лет назад +7

    Just finished my exam, this is a blessing

    • @mhoran21
      @mhoran21 5 лет назад

      Kate Shungi did you cheat, just like Zack?

  • @taitaisanchez
    @taitaisanchez 6 лет назад +2

    i'm shocked by how much Zack Morris in the dream sequence looks like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho
    I mean, clearly it's not dead on, but it's uncanny enough to be unsettling.

  • @sese6227
    @sese6227 6 лет назад +12

    Zack Morris & Bill Cosby...what more can ya ask for?

    • @plasticpaddy1292
      @plasticpaddy1292 6 лет назад +1

      Be Nice ooohhh man Zack's already fucked up, imagine what he'd learn from hanging out and watching Bill Cosby... Jesus Christ

  • @revo3603
    @revo3603 6 лет назад

    I lost it at "Waiter Copperfield"

  • @LorenHelgeson
    @LorenHelgeson 6 лет назад +3

    I remember when the pilot episode first aired - right before the first episode of Super Mario Bros Super Show. Even then, as a second grader, I knew Zack Morris was full of shit. I never liked the show, and couldn't stay focused more than a couple minutes every time I came across the show. Amazingly bad show.

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 6 лет назад +4

    No way, Zack "enslaved" his black friend. Why does he still have friends.

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 2 года назад

      Because they had to keep making more episodes?

  • @daemonblackfyre3238
    @daemonblackfyre3238 6 лет назад +36

    This is Donald Trump. 😂😂😂

    • @ellem686
      @ellem686 6 лет назад

      Daemon Blackfyre I think you're insane

    • @robinorlowski9045
      @robinorlowski9045 6 лет назад +1

      Zach at least feels bad about what he does

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 6 лет назад

      Daemon Blackfyre So which one is Omarosa secretly recording his dumb ass?

  • @lindasessoms7470
    @lindasessoms7470 6 лет назад +1

    "Fourth, i just bought Bill Cosby."
    "To learn a thing or two."

  • @sarahwalter7198
    @sarahwalter7198 6 лет назад +3

    Wow he did a lot in this one... :/