The Time Zack Morris Tricked His Friends Into Joining The Army Then Abandoned Them

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  • Remember the 'Saved by the Bell' when Zack Morris tricked his friends into joining the army then abandoned them? Zack Morris is trash.
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  • @FunnyOrDie
    @FunnyOrDie  6 лет назад +401

    But was this more trash than the time Zack Morris used slave labor for his own profit?
    ruclips.net/video/krkZXnGysHI/видео.html

    • @BehPoker
      @BehPoker 6 лет назад +3

      Alex Cortez In the military sure, but you don't get paid in ROTC

    • @NDBit
      @NDBit 6 лет назад +2

      Funny Or Die Do Ross Gellar
      Do Ross Gellar
      There's so much material to work with
      He's an even worse human being

    • @jamesdixon6332
      @jamesdixon6332 6 лет назад +1

      Funny Or Die Trash is trash!

    • @Anarchist86ed
      @Anarchist86ed 6 лет назад +2

      More trash than the time Zack became a male escort just before he was supposed to get married?

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 6 лет назад +1

      +oopss Honestly they could probably find years of material for all of them since they're all objectively horrible human beings. Ross just happens to be everyone's favorite target.

  • @thedashboard9562
    @thedashboard9562 6 лет назад +1414

    Zack: Madonna's the new school nurse?
    *Spoken "Like a Virgin"* LMAO!

    • @JCO78
      @JCO78 6 лет назад +6

      Zack got Kelly pregnant so no

    • @Jeremy-jm3fe
      @Jeremy-jm3fe 6 лет назад +1

      Why did you put quotations around Like a Virgin

    • @diamond-vm5sl
      @diamond-vm5sl 6 лет назад

      juanbarlos What?....

    • @Emily-pn3mq
      @Emily-pn3mq 5 лет назад +27

      Jeremy it’s a Madonna song

    • @simplyjuannie5128
      @simplyjuannie5128 5 лет назад +37

      How people aren't getting the joke is beyond me

  • @tassymccormick
    @tassymccormick 6 лет назад +836

    Fragile blonde ego remains intact

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 6 лет назад

      Tassy McCormick you and I both know all about that

    • @rodgersgirl1980
      @rodgersgirl1980 6 лет назад +2

      He's not a real blonde

    • @minorka2
      @minorka2 5 лет назад

      @@rodgersgirl1980 he played one

    • @soonermagic24
      @soonermagic24 5 лет назад +1

      “Hey tassy, I eat ass. Just saying”
      -zack Morris

    • @nenabunena
      @nenabunena 5 лет назад +2

      @@rodgersgirl1980 the actor isn't blonde but the character is a real blond

  • @boydcrowder5034
    @boydcrowder5034 6 лет назад +1452

    If Zack was in the real army, he would be beaten with bars of soap by his bunkmates.

    • @aliceangel7644
      @aliceangel7644 6 лет назад +64

      Boyd Crowder i was thinking more of the full metal jacket treatment for him

    • @yanac.2495
      @yanac.2495 6 лет назад +43

      Lol a sock party 😂

    • @sleepycrusader8871
      @sleepycrusader8871 6 лет назад +13

      Gomer Pile!

    • @EbuCallinav
      @EbuCallinav 6 лет назад +91

      This is the 21st Century, and due to the prevalence of liquid soap, we now use bottles of deodorant to beat a fellow bunkmate.

    • @ArctorDarkly
      @ArctorDarkly 6 лет назад +3

      Actually he would have been a rope. All ropes were preppy suck ass douche bags.

  • @grundle420
    @grundle420 6 лет назад +334

    Bean bag chair magazine time is the best time

    • @gregrowe1168
      @gregrowe1168 5 лет назад

      I still have one of those. I used to sit in it to play video games. I just have a bunch of junk piled on top of it now though.

    • @dhenderson1810
      @dhenderson1810 5 лет назад

      No-one can use the beanbag at my Mum's house, because her cat has taken permanent residence of it.

    • @jckdnls9292
      @jckdnls9292 5 лет назад +1

      Depends on the magazine

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 4 года назад

      As long as it is not in shorts in the summer time. Ouch.

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil 6 лет назад +761

    Now whenever i watch Save by the Bell, all i can think of is Zack Morris is trash 😂

    • @sirkonivaric
      @sirkonivaric 6 лет назад +6

      Having Tea With the Devil That just means you're paying attention. XD

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 6 лет назад +2

      Now that I know someone now has the point of view I had back then, I CAN watch Saved by the Bell and laugh instead of rage.

    • @misunderstood781981
      @misunderstood781981 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @misunderstood781981
      @misunderstood781981 5 лет назад

      Me too!!!! 😂

    • @theOstenHugo
      @theOstenHugo 5 лет назад

      Having Tea With the Devil as u should

  • @suzanneii6919
    @suzanneii6919 6 лет назад +565

    My name is Sue and I'm a Zack Morris is Trashaholic. It's been a week since my last fix.

    • @boyoboyo2272
      @boyoboyo2272 6 лет назад +13

      Hi Suzanne

    • @leeleelayla5
      @leeleelayla5 6 лет назад +10

      Hi Sue

    • @boydcrowder5034
      @boydcrowder5034 6 лет назад +9

      Hi, Suzanne

    • @johnmeyer4803
      @johnmeyer4803 6 лет назад +30

      Hello Sue some of your first steps of your 12-step program will be to admit you have a problem and acknowledge a higher power and then acknowledge that higher power will Smite Zack Morris for being a douchebag

    • @Americassweetheart23
      @Americassweetheart23 6 лет назад +4

      Hi Sue! Welcome!

  • @jaejae9906
    @jaejae9906 6 лет назад +371

    i love how Screech always wears the most ridiculous clothes

    • @duanebarry2817
      @duanebarry2817 6 лет назад +23

      Yep, the Joker wears more subdued clothes than Screech.

    • @johnmayes5889
      @johnmayes5889 4 года назад +4

      He would fit in well tiday

    • @galiciaart
      @galiciaart 4 года назад +8

      Have you seen fresh prince???? It's all in how you wear them

    • @MultiLimpet
      @MultiLimpet 4 года назад +1

      Screech made a porno.

  • @k.brooks9654
    @k.brooks9654 6 лет назад +136

    Zack Morris would totally be one of those politicians who goes "RAH RAH! Support the troops" while trying to take away veterans' benefits.

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 3 года назад +3

      Too accurate. Please delete.

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos 2 года назад

      Also known as a "chicken hawk."

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 2 года назад

      Veterans don't lack benefits. If the VA is a disaster, it's because it's administered by civilians, it's not because they lack money.

    • @davew1647
      @davew1647 2 года назад +12

      The word you're looking for is "Republican."

    • @pauldoodnath
      @pauldoodnath Год назад

      @@gabe_s_videos chickenhawks are more someone who pushes war but avoids military service

  • @GreatBitArcade
    @GreatBitArcade 6 лет назад +441

    Props to Writer-Narrator-Editor Dashiell Driscoll, these videos are everything! Please never stop making them!

    • @FERN69Q
      @FERN69Q 6 лет назад +6

      He will eventually run out of episodes

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  6 лет назад +61

      He can and does do other things. But there is still quite a bit of Zack Morris Is Trash still to come.

    • @piupiuentertainment9377
      @piupiuentertainment9377 6 лет назад +4

      Yes yes yes!

    • @jennalyn6704
      @jennalyn6704 6 лет назад +12

      Funny Or Die when does a very special episode come back?

    • @dollydagger4306
      @dollydagger4306 6 лет назад +1

      Great-Bit Arcade yes please keep making them!

  • @kaylaflava
    @kaylaflava 6 лет назад +151

    I NEED to see an episode from when Zack swooped in on Lisa and then Screech somehow ends up being the one to apologize.

    • @LordZula
      @LordZula 6 лет назад +4

      That was more like Screech’s fault.

    • @emilyh2190
      @emilyh2190 6 лет назад +14

      For once, Zack wasn't at fault in that situation. Screech thought that he was entitled to Lisa.

    • @ACETYGRA
      @ACETYGRA 6 лет назад +12

      Yep. In the real world Lisa would have gotten a restraining order by at least the 5th episode.

    • @emilyh2190
      @emilyh2190 6 лет назад +9

      yolo214 So? Lisa was not Screech's property. She liked Zack. Why should she have sacrificed her happiness? Sorry, but Screech was out of line this time.

    • @thesilentdiva
      @thesilentdiva 6 лет назад +1

      Emily H yeah but that's kinda shady since zack is screech friend and he knows screech likes lisa

  • @thebeavpercabethftw9604
    @thebeavpercabethftw9604 6 лет назад +117

    You know, this would be a great idea for a movie. Years later, Zack's friends realize that Zack is a complete sociopath who uses some kind of mind eraser power to make people forget about his sadistic actions at the end of each episode. So, they team up to finally take him down for good.

    • @BigFrakkinOgre
      @BigFrakkinOgre 6 лет назад +13

      thebeav PercabethFTW Except they'd lose. While he IS trash, he also has super powers(the "Zack Morris Time-Out" being the most used)

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 4 года назад +6

      BigFrakkinOgre But Screech is also a genius. Who has made things that shouldn’t be possible. He could make something to stop Zack.

    • @rcj.19
      @rcj.19 2 года назад +1

      @@shayla106 but everyone always underestimates his intelligence

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 2 года назад

      I'd watch that

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 года назад +1

      @@shayla106 that only works if they can manage to both convince Screech to betray Zack, or catch him off guard. If they disable his arms, he wouldn’t be capable of Timing Out and running away.

  • @markfantasia8512
    @markfantasia8512 6 лет назад +170

    Don't forget about the time that even in his dreams, he screws over his friends and abandons them for stardom after writing a "hit" song Friends Forever!

    • @thrillhouse_vanhouten
      @thrillhouse_vanhouten 6 лет назад +8

      That episode literally plays like that one It's Always Sunny with the robbery.

    • @672sara
      @672sara 6 лет назад

      Mark Fantasia that was the best lol

    • @rbbrum110
      @rbbrum110 6 лет назад

      Zach Morris SCHOOLING his classmates

    • @brandonbates9259
      @brandonbates9259 6 лет назад

      Im dying lol because its true

    • @jamesanthonygreen4180
      @jamesanthonygreen4180 6 лет назад +1

      I greatly enjoyed watching that episode along with Nostalgia Critic's review of it.

  • @jamesdixon6332
    @jamesdixon6332 6 лет назад +72

    I believe Zacks body count is up to 9 now. Serial status

  • @juliana93399
    @juliana93399 6 лет назад +64

    Zach shows up the next day in his quitting uniform LOLOLL

  • @rkgk1517
    @rkgk1517 6 лет назад +86

    Why exactly is Lisa on the team of nerds/weaklings? I thought she was on the "swimsuit team" ~ shouldn't she be athletic?

    • @salvadorenoify
      @salvadorenoify 5 лет назад +12

      Then she wouldn't be in the army. She would have on the marines in which her skill could have been her strongest sut

    • @jackyhawk6810
      @jackyhawk6810 5 лет назад +12

      She’s too frou frou for sports.

    • @emartinez7733
      @emartinez7733 5 лет назад +9

      She hates doing anything that would break a nail so no she is on the right team.

    • @Leonard1977ful
      @Leonard1977ful 5 лет назад +8

      You're right. She was a cheerleader like Kelly and Jessie. I was surprised with Jessie being the stuck-up feminist that she was that she had no problems in skimpy little uniforms, but then when it came to being in Bayside's beauty contest in a swimsuit she thought that was sexist. Go figure.

    • @nataliegibson5226
      @nataliegibson5226 5 лет назад +7

      @@Leonard1977ful i think it was because the uniforms were for activity but the swimsuits in the contest were for looking nice. She was objectified by wearing the swimsuit. Her only purpose for wearing the swimsuit was to be gawked at.

  • @jasondyrkacz8270
    @jasondyrkacz8270 6 лет назад +828

    Zack Morris isn't trash.
    Trash was useful and good at some point.

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 лет назад +55

      Jason Dyrkacz and trash can be recycled

    • @temari105
      @temari105 6 лет назад +15

      Shots fired!!

    • @imafemale4365
      @imafemale4365 6 лет назад +9

      Savage!

    • @victorguerra9778
      @victorguerra9778 6 лет назад +6

      Shot through the heart!

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 6 лет назад +9

      Jason Dyrkacz hope. He's nuclear fallout. Destructive and not beneficial to anything living.

  • @matheusarruda6462
    @matheusarruda6462 6 лет назад +36

    Zack's sociopathic behavior as a manipulative recruiter for the army would later be retold in musical form in the rock classic "In the army now".

  • @NickG8420
    @NickG8420 6 лет назад +82

    I liked the show specifically for Zack's treachery and manipulation.

    • @Fr4ncM
      @Fr4ncM 6 лет назад

      Me too... It is the same reason why Eric Cartman is probably the most popular South Park character. Some of us cannot stand goody two-shoes types.

    • @nyasiafagan1544
      @nyasiafagan1544 5 лет назад

      Paul WT so why were you here then?

    • @jandt3463
      @jandt3463 3 года назад

      @@Fr4ncM Kenny is

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 2 года назад

      @@jandt3463 Kenny may be trailer trash, but he isn't trash. He just likes big boobs.

  • @bethanyoneal5789
    @bethanyoneal5789 6 лет назад +291

    Why in the hell are they friends with Zack?

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 лет назад +34

      Bethany O'Neal ikr, the first couple of times he screwed them over should have been enough got them to realize he was scumbag, specially Screech.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter 6 лет назад +43

      Bethany O'Neal
      Rich, white, blonde.

    • @Lifeskeyishappiness
      @Lifeskeyishappiness 5 лет назад +16

      Because he's popular and has social status

    • @JohnnyLaRue
      @JohnnyLaRue 5 лет назад +18

      Stockholm Syndrome?

    • @ericestrada2634
      @ericestrada2634 5 лет назад +9

      He puts out.

  • @moriellymoproblems7842
    @moriellymoproblems7842 6 лет назад +69

    Zack is a prime candidate for the CIA with his levels of manipulation.

  • @dightonazpeitia4350
    @dightonazpeitia4350 6 лет назад +81

    Yep, I am convinced. Zack was the prototype for Eric Cartman.

    • @BigFrakkinOgre
      @BigFrakkinOgre 6 лет назад +9

      JagsFan '95 Cartman is more lovable though

    • @ACETYGRA
      @ACETYGRA 6 лет назад +9

      Plus most of the time Cartman's antics usually caught up to him and blew up in his face by the end of the episodes. .

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 2 года назад

      And Caillou

    • @Saxysaboy77
      @Saxysaboy77 2 года назад +3

      But Cartman’s friends never took his crap.

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 2 года назад +1

      Zack never made his worst enemy eat his parents. lol

  • @ganggang874
    @ganggang874 6 лет назад +64

    I just watched this episode and I thought he was fine till I saw this and I'm like "omg I'm so blind to Zack's psychopath ways" now I'm w o k e

    • @672sara
      @672sara 6 лет назад

      Gang Gang you're not woke or w o k e

  • @markfantasia8512
    @markfantasia8512 6 лет назад +46

    100 views already and it has only been up 2 full minutes! WE ARE HOOKED!

    • @boyoboyo2272
      @boyoboyo2272 6 лет назад +3

      This series would definitely have a ton of views if people knew about it

    • @skillybong
      @skillybong 6 лет назад +1

      I live in the Caribbean and getting my friends involved in this... we love it! Lol

  • @larrylutz6825
    @larrylutz6825 6 лет назад +18

    I love how this ended with the scene of Zack slamming the locker in Screech's face and walking away. That look on his face as he's walking away just screams what a selfish, self- centered jerk he is.

  • @hodd_55odd3
    @hodd_55odd3 6 лет назад +55

    The corridor seems to be bit tight doing all that, maybe try the sports field

    • @thrillhouse_vanhouten
      @thrillhouse_vanhouten 6 лет назад +15

      They can't, it was all dug up and ruined when Bayside tried setting up an oil well underneath it, and was never fixed because Zack convinced them to abandon the project.

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 6 лет назад +8

      Also using that set would cost valuable money the producers...and writers...and cast members...and general crew of this show needed for cocaine.

    • @dantheman8103
      @dantheman8103 6 лет назад +3

      The true reason that 80% of the show took place in that one hallway.

    • @gregrowe1168
      @gregrowe1168 5 лет назад

      How did Screech win anyway? Guessing Zack cheated.

  • @kingMadnus
    @kingMadnus 6 лет назад +792

    Sorry to bust your bubble but this isnt Zack being trash this is him being ever army recruiter

    • @landnanners2011
      @landnanners2011 6 лет назад +100

      Whats the diffrence

    • @jesusnthedaisychain
      @jesusnthedaisychain 6 лет назад +197

      Every Army Recruiter is Tra-a-ash!

    • @kingMadnus
      @kingMadnus 6 лет назад +60

      landnanners2011 nothing all the lies and manipulation he pulled is the same thing army recruiters do if Zack actually got in the Army with his skills he would be a great army recruiter.

    • @kingMadnus
      @kingMadnus 6 лет назад +28

      Dashiell Driscoll im stoked because my enlistment ends in 2 days

    • @daisybryar2737
      @daisybryar2737 6 лет назад +3

      aka trash

  • @kiaminaya5731
    @kiaminaya5731 6 лет назад +26

    You guys should review the reunion on Jimmy Fallon. Hes trash there too.

  • @alexmott507
    @alexmott507 6 лет назад +532

    Even as a kid in the 90s, I never understood why people liked this show. But watching more and more ZMIT, it starts to feel like SBTB fans must be closeted sociopaths.
    How could you *possibly* like this dumpster fire of a character???

    • @PARISGx1
      @PARISGx1 6 лет назад +78

      I loved the show but always thought zac was a dick. Even at 15yrs old I could see it. I only liked Kelly and Lisa.

    • @ticketyblue3080
      @ticketyblue3080 6 лет назад +49

      Alex Mott I always watched it I think for the fashion, and the relationships. But I did recognize Zack as someone who was selfish garbage, with a very cute face. Haha

    • @preciousinfinity
      @preciousinfinity 6 лет назад +72

      I was a child, all I ever saw was some 'cool' kids hanging out at school and getting into mischief. Now...now it's different

    • @larrylutz6825
      @larrylutz6825 6 лет назад +38

      I pretty much watched it for Kelly "Goddam" Kapowski & Jesse "Legs" Spano.

    • @Tech_Traveler
      @Tech_Traveler 6 лет назад +36

      I think I can safely say the guys watched it for Kelly.

  • @sobertillnoon
    @sobertillnoon 6 лет назад +18

    Sounds like my recruiter took some notes from Zach. He lied to me just as much as the Z man lied to his friends.

    • @sobertillnoon
      @sobertillnoon 6 лет назад +6

      Spoiler alert: his lies worked, too, and I enlisted.

    • @MadameTamma
      @MadameTamma 6 лет назад

      Did he also tell you there would be cake?

  • @toyinfalade7616
    @toyinfalade7616 4 года назад +3

    I feel bad for Lisa surprisingly a lot considering there fiends and the way he treated her like the others on his team

  • @dd1987x
    @dd1987x 6 лет назад +2

    The "they probably f*cking killed themselves" thing gets me every time, hahahaha 🤣

    • @Reyeyawn
      @Reyeyawn 2 года назад

      Me too. 😂😂😂

  • @Christinebanks11
    @Christinebanks11 2 года назад +2

    30 detentions ? The school year is 36 weeks long !

  • @Enclave.
    @Enclave. 6 лет назад +33

    So if you count Good Morning, Miss Bliss, the Hawaii episodes, college years and the wedding episodes you have what? 127 potential episodes of this series? This really was a great choice, I mean I'm pretty sure you can show how trash Zack Morris is in ever single one of those episodes, because he absolutely is trash.

    • @dantheman8103
      @dantheman8103 6 лет назад +1

      Some of the episodes I don't think have enough Zack shenanigans to spin like this, although I could be wrong, those guys are good.

  • @evilsWa
    @evilsWa 6 лет назад +3

    Every time a new episode goes up I go back and watch every previous episode. What you find when you do this is amazing....
    Turns out Zack Morris is not a great person...

  • @gnewt75
    @gnewt75 6 лет назад +14

    This has GOT to be shown to the original cast!! Lol

  • @lokeymexican
    @lokeymexican 6 лет назад +1

    Look at Screech rubbing up on Lisa. What a perv. Lol.

  • @TheTinMan3D
    @TheTinMan3D 6 лет назад +16

    My favorite thing on the internet. Every time.

  • @Chefysambal
    @Chefysambal 6 лет назад +12

    The 90's glorifying sociopathic behaviour is what got us where we are today.

  • @taurus_1977
    @taurus_1977 6 лет назад +3

    Now that i think of it, remember the time Zack attempted to brainwash Kelly with a bootleg copy of a Paul Revere cassette tape riddled with subliminal messages in order to force her to ask him to the Sadie Hawkins dance? Or the time he dumped Kelly after she said yes to go steady with him because he started crushing on the hot new school nurse?

  • @guyincognito5320
    @guyincognito5320 6 лет назад +16

    Zackvengers: Inadequate War

  • @ozlekosusturu
    @ozlekosusturu 6 лет назад +20

    The lieutenant really is hot though

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 6 лет назад

      ozlekosusturu Hell yes. Is that Sterling K. Brown? It seems like him maybe.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 6 лет назад

      Jenn1382 I wish it was. :/

    • @daisymontague9515
      @daisymontague9515 6 лет назад +1

      Mean Bean Productions That’s Dwayne Johnson.

    • @BadTV1993
      @BadTV1993 7 месяцев назад

      @@MeanBeanComedy Cylk Cozart...

  • @mikecrites8058
    @mikecrites8058 3 года назад +2

    This all started way back on Good Morning Miss Bliss when Zack betrayed and ignored his friends all just to get a jacket and it just ballooned from there.

  • @MrRedforman1
    @MrRedforman1 5 лет назад +6

    Zack: Oh hi Mrs Belding.
    Belding: My wife's here?
    Zack sucker punches him.

  • @ErynSierra
    @ErynSierra 6 лет назад +2

    I just woke up from a dream that ended in an episode of Saved By The Bell (not a real one but one I made up in my head) and I broke the fourth wall during my dream to think to myself "I wonder if theirs a new episode of ZMiT cause this 'episode' would be a good candidate for that'.

  • @prtybrneyez18
    @prtybrneyez18 6 лет назад +6

    Honestly, if this series was on any other channel, with that monotone, serious voice, I wouldn't enjoy it at all. Your narration is perfection and makes it 10 times funnier.

  • @Kate-vo3uk
    @Kate-vo3uk 6 лет назад +2

    Best series on RUclips hands down 🙌🏼

  • @carriebizz
    @carriebizz 6 лет назад +7

    God i love your vids 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i was a teen in the 90s and this was one of my favourite shows but I'd much rather watch this version 😂😂😂

  • @joey_dangerously
    @joey_dangerously 6 лет назад

    "Probably fucking killed himself" -My favorite quotes in this series

  • @Pbandjacob87
    @Pbandjacob87 6 лет назад +29

    I wonder if Thanos made Zack Morris disappear

    • @philiphunn194
      @philiphunn194 6 лет назад +7

      jacob mcbride Probably not, considering that Zack apparently has reality-warping powers of his own (remember how he was able to freeze time and break the fourth wall at will?).

    • @WritingKnightsPress
      @WritingKnightsPress 6 лет назад +1

      Philip Hun, true, but would he know the erasure was coming?

    • @prion42
      @prion42 6 лет назад +2

      Nope, because he got wacked by Green Arrow years ago. Zack probably grew up to be one of those guys spending other people's retirement funds

  • @ghezalA
    @ghezalA 6 лет назад

    "... Spoken like a virgin" DD why are you so goddamn clever?!

  • @amberb7547
    @amberb7547 6 лет назад +10

    Zach Morris is the ultimate Blue Falcon.

  • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
    @BrianSmith-yq7ys 6 лет назад +2

    Having been in the army I can confirm they serve cake for lunch and dinner but not breakfast unless you count pan cakes

  • @yummylemons172
    @yummylemons172 3 года назад +3

    I didn’t get why Lisa was on the weak team. She was on the track and swim team during episodes of the show and also won against Slater in a race during the country club episode

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 6 лет назад +2

    These are great!! Never realized how selfish & manipulative Zack was XD

  • @alwaysblessed5243
    @alwaysblessed5243 6 лет назад +5

    U seriously make me look at the show a different way... Zack Morris really IS trash!😂😂😂

  • @michbaires
    @michbaires 6 лет назад +2

    pls dont ever end this series

  • @pixelilly
    @pixelilly 6 лет назад +7

    Can we talk about the pretty blonde girl in glasses who played the female nerd in this episode?

  • @Bs-yy5fx
    @Bs-yy5fx 6 лет назад +1

    I'm only here for the, *"They probably fucking killed themselves".*

  • @bigbearkat2010
    @bigbearkat2010 6 лет назад +10

    Is it me or is Zach's face more punchable in this episode for some reason?

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 6 лет назад

      Derek Johns More than usual?

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah more than usual. Maybe it's his multiple instances of laughing at his own jokes.

    • @timmygardner2358
      @timmygardner2358 6 лет назад

      He is dressed like a Nazi for a good chunk with that tan uniform/ red armband combo

  • @lindamukarakate7511
    @lindamukarakate7511 6 лет назад

    This series is the only reason I make it through the week

  • @MTTT19
    @MTTT19 5 лет назад +5

    It’s funny when you look back on this show, you realise how despicable some of the characters really are.
    Zack is always scamming people and rarely suffers any consequences.
    Jessie claims to be an activist but often forces her beliefs on others and only thinks of herself.
    Screech stalks Lisa to the point where it’s way beyond creepy.
    Lisa is spoilt and even when Screech isn’t being creepy, she’s really horrible to him.
    Seems like the only decent characters are Kelly, Slater, Tori and Mr Belding

    • @TheAlan136
      @TheAlan136 4 года назад +1

      Matt Thornton Slater is often times helping with Zack’s schemes, at least in the later episodes.

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 2 года назад

      They're saints compared to the bullies in Cobra Kai, Jawbreaker, and real life. Also, it seems Zack is getting detention all the time, that's a consequence. Would you like an episode where Zack sits in detention for an hour? lol

  • @AngelAllenson
    @AngelAllenson 3 года назад +1

    This was one of the episodes where Screech was allowed to be a real person and not just some slapstick goof. I always preferred the episodes where he’s dating Violet because he was funny but not written beyond stupid. The junior/senior year episodes, everybody was so incredibly mean to him. There was one episode (the mall episode) where Zack makes Screech sleep overnight in a mall for concert tickets and they call Screech SO MANY shitty names. Even Kelly goes at him. So I’m glad that Screech had this episode to show that he realized how much of a scumbag Zack was 😂

  • @MsKillerqueen5
    @MsKillerqueen5 6 лет назад +4

    Bean bag chair magazine time.....lol

  • @BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle
    @BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle 6 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: the army recruiter was the baller in "White Men Can't Jump" who hustled Billy Hoyle and then promised to get Billy's wifey, Gloria, on the game show "Jeopardy" if he can make a 3-pointer... from the other side of the court!

  • @melissap.6271
    @melissap.6271 6 лет назад +4

    "Doesn't want to waste his precious bean bag magazine time. " lol. This series is so quotable! I hope he uploads more. This is hilarious. :)

  • @bluju24
    @bluju24 6 лет назад +1

    Literally every adult in Zack Morris’ life has failed him.

  • @se9865
    @se9865 6 лет назад +7

    These uniforms look like Arnold Rimmer's uniform from season one of Red Dwarf.

  • @Andy329
    @Andy329 6 лет назад

    lmao I love how you end all of these with "he probably fucking killed himself"

  • @johnwilliamson2207
    @johnwilliamson2207 4 года назад +4

    Love the way your channel makes ANY act performed by Zach Morris look like the most evil thing in the world lol.

  • @glorysake
    @glorysake 5 лет назад +2

    Fun fact: Lt.Adams(Cylk Cozart) and Lisa (Lark Voorhies) are both from Nashville TN,and are both of Native American and African ancestry. Your welcome 😁😁😁

  • @Em-kg7qn
    @Em-kg7qn 6 лет назад +5

    You know, I´ve never watched this show but I´ve been watching this series like a maniac. I love it.

  • @extrapressure
    @extrapressure 6 лет назад +5

    I wonder if Mark-Paul Gosselaar has seen any of these.

  • @addictedtothewrittenword3451
    @addictedtothewrittenword3451 4 года назад

    I know it's coming but every time I hear-- probably killed themselves I crack up laughing.

  • @KainoaBlackeagle
    @KainoaBlackeagle 5 лет назад +3

    Precious bean bag chair magazine time! OMG that line had me rolling so hard. I've been becoming a really big fan of your work lately and I can't wait to see them all. Thank you so much for making RUclips funny!

  • @amarguitar
    @amarguitar 6 лет назад +2

    "Who knows what happened to Lieutenant Adams..."
    I hope Lieutenant Adams is ok
    ..."he probably fucking killed himself."

  • @Lorisa25
    @Lorisa25 4 года назад +3

    Are we not gonna talk about how Lisa made her outfit bomb AF

  • @MalakMacabre
    @MalakMacabre 6 лет назад +1

    Zack Morris exists in abundance all over the Call of Duty servers.

  • @discoron77
    @discoron77 6 лет назад +4

    All these people killing themselves because of Zack... Was this the fate of Tori???

  • @LittlePigBoyyy
    @LittlePigBoyyy 5 лет назад

    "Like a pouty bitch" Zacks entire character development.

  • @ESO-ONE
    @ESO-ONE 6 лет назад +7

    The only videos that get a like before ive watched them

  • @L1ghtweaver
    @L1ghtweaver 6 лет назад

    Zach never even uses his time stop powers for anything useful...

  • @pookie0711
    @pookie0711 6 лет назад +9

    Favorite time of the week

  • @c-mac3013
    @c-mac3013 2 года назад

    If Zach was a recruiter for real he'd be making bank lol

  • @geesuslookatthatalpaca7471
    @geesuslookatthatalpaca7471 6 лет назад +3

    Yay! I just discovered this series yesterday (what have I been doing with my life) and watched all the videos. I got sad I had no more to watch but woohoooo here I am.

  • @kylepersell5780
    @kylepersell5780 5 лет назад

    I feel like zack is exactly like the military only winning by using a sucker punch and lying to people to join

  • @zeoranger4green313
    @zeoranger4green313 6 лет назад +5

    "his blond ego"
    Literally the whole series LoL

  • @zarnus6452
    @zarnus6452 6 лет назад +2

    This is a product of an enlightened human mind

  • @gambler2162
    @gambler2162 6 лет назад +3

    Lets not pretend that Zack didnt power bottom for that Army guy...

  • @johngrayatkinson1214
    @johngrayatkinson1214 6 лет назад

    They should do a bullying PSA showing a soundless yelling Zack in the faces of nerds and teachers alike over a Sara McLachlan soundtrack.
    Im already tearin up...

  • @TheShinyDwarf1
    @TheShinyDwarf1 6 лет назад +11

    I love how the nerds wear the most geekiest outfits ever.

  • @Iamrightyouarewrong
    @Iamrightyouarewrong 6 лет назад +1

    You say trash, I say presidential.

  • @pookie0711
    @pookie0711 6 лет назад +5

    Z morris is the gomer pile of bayside

  • @kasanj
    @kasanj 6 лет назад

    They should make a reunions episode at the end of which Zach jumps in front of an Amtrak train and gives his audience a proper goodbye.

  • @tynicole88
    @tynicole88 6 лет назад +4

    These make my Friday 😂😂 Zack Morris is traaasaash

  • @ronpaulssecretary
    @ronpaulssecretary 6 лет назад +1

    The Army does serve cake at every meal. Then wonders why people fail PT tests.

  • @mijajajaja
    @mijajajaja 2 года назад +3

    Slater would be every recruiters wet dream

  • @dareisayit
    @dareisayit 5 лет назад

    "Only convinced people to join through lies and manipulation". Hm sounds like he'd fit in right at home with the Army.

  • @mattashley04
    @mattashley04 6 лет назад +3

    Keep ringing my childhood so good FOD...keep on ruining it.

  • @Sarakate601
    @Sarakate601 6 лет назад

    Done with his assholeary.. Hahahaaa ahh this guy is great