Sticky Situations I understand what you're saying, but the high school years were more popular with Kelly and Slater and Jesse, so it made sense to kind of start with a few of those first
Set of Supersize Me I'm going to make a movie called and Saved by the Bell Christmas diet and I'm only going to eat for $3 and rocks paper and ribbon a day
90s TV shows cliche.... "Deal with a deep and disturbing social problem for one episode, have the main characters interact with them as if we'll see them in future episodes.... NEVER SEE THESE NEW CHARACTERS AGAIN!!!"
You know, what bothers me about this episode is that the homeless guy had been working for a computer company before hard times struck. And while it's great the Morrises are letting the two stay with them until they're able to get back on their feet, I can't help but remember Mr. Morris works for a computer company. You'd think he'd know of any job openings for the guy they're helping out...
@@savvybear11781 yeah I was ify about this as a kid. What dad who you assume makes "good money" gets on the phone with his wife and be like " Yeah honey let a complete stranger and his daughter live in my house while I'm gone." Were these episode story writers on crack?
No, but let's be real. No one else would help a homeless single guy either. It's not just Zack. There's a very good reason for that. Many homeless do suffer from mental problems, not all of them, but a significant portion. Would you want some homeless guy around your teenage daughter (I don't think Zack had any sisters, so this is hypothetical).
@@jimmym3352 That's not a good reason. Not everyone with mental illness is violent. Like I have sever anxiety that prevented me from getting a job, or even finishing school, until I was 21, and if it wasn't for my mom letting me stay with her, I would've been one of those "mentally ill homeless people". The "good reason" to not let them live with you, is the possibility of them being criminals, or addicts who don't want to change their ways (though, if you bother to have conversations with them, you should be able to tell). And criminals can do just as much to guys. Especially if the guy's naive enough to want them to stay, just because there's a pretty young lady involved, who could just be a bait girl. So that "teenage daughter" comment was unnecessary. Because the HOMELESS guy could be the one worried about Zack taking advantage of his daughter, and their situation.
@@jimmym3352 It's true, it's why here in America we tend not to trust homeless people because a lot of them are homeless for good reason. I recently found out that convicted pedophiles are very likely to be homeless, so are ex criminals if they can't get a job. A lot of them are on the streets due to a drug or alcohol problem (or both). In comparison, my family has been almost homeless twice now but both times we stayed with friends and family, which I think is the general assumption. If you have nowhere else to go there's probably someone who cares about you to take you in unless you've made that impossible. One of my coworkers was homeless for several months, living in a tent because she had no one in the area to take her in. It's a sad reality.
Zack Morris isn't real. I mean, I've always believed he was the alternate personality of Screech. Like a fight Club type of thing. That Zack was what Screech wished he was, and did the things he wished he could do. Saved by the Bell and Zack Morris makes so much more sense when you see it as the fevered dreams of a socially awkward nerd day dreaming that he was part of the cool kids club. If you look at the start of every episode and imagine Zack Morris isn't even there and that Screech is really just eves dropping. The rest of the episode is just the fantasy of screech playing out in his mind as he sits in the editing room of A/V club. It's why Zack can stop time, and all the people that are hurt just disappear and never return. It's why Screech himself has near super human abilities and "Hangs out" with the coolest guy in school. It's also why Screech seems so gullible with Zack, there the same person. I mean honestly, do we all really think the coolest kid is school is constantly talking to and associating with the principle and with teachers? nope. But the school nerd and head of the A/V club would? is track season and wrestling season happening simultaneously? Nope. But a super nerd trapped in the editing room in the high school basement might not care. It's just a theory. But I always thought that.
Joe Mama god you're stupid. First of all, if you did any research you'd know that Bernie wrote a piece on a woman having a rape fantasy as an attempt at dark satire and his campaign manager admitted it was a bad attempt but others cut it up to discredit him. And you listed what 6 names out of the hundreds of Dems that are in office. I can just as easily list 6 names of GOP people that have done that too. Roy Moore most recently and it was with minors and Trump kept protecting him
Lenny Wright actually statistically in the last few decades heroin has only gotten much cheaper and more potent and pure overall lol good job “war on drugs”...
I mean, to be fair, back when this episode came out, $3 could get you a decently calorie filled lunch at a fast food restaurant. But it wouldn't have bought you much drugs. ... or so I heard.
I wasn't very old when this show was out, but yeah, you could get a whole Happy meal with $3 and food was just cheaper back then, so $3 wasn't really that bad. Then again, we also know he had more money, since he was able to treat this girl out to lunch, so he could have let go a few more dollars. Plus, we know Zack isn't poor by any means, so even if he gave the guy the $20+ dollars in his pocket, he could have easily gotten more. I also feel like, with how Zack is, his parents didn't mind throwing money at him; he was obviously used to getting what he wanted as often as possible.
Took the words out of my mouth. Can't fault Zach for this one. $3 wasn't a lot of money even then, but in the early 90s it was enough to let you eat enough to get you through the day. Despite what Nancy Reagan or DARE may have led kids to believe, about the only "drugs" you'd have been able to get with that would have been a bag of pencil shavings disguised as pot. Or a strip of construction paper sold as LSD.
If only Zack and his mom knew someone who worked with computers that could help a guy who lost his job with computers get a new job... you know like HIS LITERAL DAD WHO WORKS WITH COMPUTERS?
Slater was the one I had a crush on. Like, Zack was okay looking, but even though I could tell Slater was kind of sexist, I felt he was the type who would, most likely, change when he was out of high school (I think Jesse felt that, too). I think teens are, inherently, kind of shitty, and the gang did normal shitty stuff like most kids, but Zack took things to such an insane level in comparison; he was never attractive to me. Shoot, I would even take Screech over Zack.
i agree. slater had his iffy moments but i think that was more about not understanding certain social elements (the way most teenagers do) and probably being influenced by Zack. I also was a huge fan of Zack and now i realize where most of my relationship issues came from lol.
Man I have been in the hospital for a week now and have been binging this sh*t. These are the funniest f*cking videos I’ve seen in a long time. I seriously am cry laughing.
I'm gonna admit, I didn't make the father/daughter connection either, because I was distracted by one thought I had: Zack is ingratiating himself to a female by giving her treats... is Laura his pet girlfriend?
marvdatboi: It was a joke. Unless a person has come across that bit of trivia they wouldn't know he was anything but pasty white. If the alt-right find out you aren't a purebreed, alt-right, heterosexual, white guy they tend to look down on you. Hence, it's a bit ironic that he definitely fits the bill in personality but would technically be a subclass in many of their eyes. Kinda like Milo.
Zack's mom, finally realizing what a monster her son is, would take him to therapy. His doctor, a seasoned psychologist who thought he'd seen it all, sat down with Morris. Session upon session he studied his patient. The days become weeks. The weeks become months. The months become years. The once optimistic doctor has grown weary and haggard. His colleagues ask him what's happened to him. He answers: "I met this sixteen-year-old boy -- or 21-year-old man... it's hard to say really -- with this blank, pale, emotionless face... and the blondest hair -- the Devil's hair. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up (there was also that one week I spent trying to pry this enormous cell phone away from him before it gave him cancer) because I realized that what was living within that boy's hair was purely and simply...evil. Unfortunately, as it turns out he can manipulate time and space, using a 'time out' ability to freeze everything around him and escape."
Zach Morris is the embodiment of everything wrong with this world 😂 but hey someone's gotta do it to make social and political points on a 90s teenage sitcom
I loved this, but I think this was one of the VERY few episodes where Zack wasn’t actually being a trash human. Obviously this is comedic and applies exaggerated context, but this really wasn’t one of the better episodes to highlight Zacks MANY shortcomings, as a lot of these conclusions are HARD reaches.
"And we never ever see them again...because they probably fucking killed themselves....or starved to death" omg....tears in my eyes from laughing too hard!
Great show I would’ve invite Homeless people at my house 4 dinner & I would’ve let them stay at my house til they gt back on their tail, Zack father work 4 a computer company & he could’ve gave him a job working of where he works.
"Zach suggests sexual favors." I had to just clean the remnants of the drink I completely sprayed all over my laptop the second I heard that. And I ain't even mad. Hahahaha. That was fucking funny as shit.
I've been watching all of these and the thing that really strikes me as funny about them is that the writers of Saved by the Bell know Zack is trash, they just can't do anything about it. Every single one of these plots set up that Zack is doing something conniving and pulling a fast one, usually for the wrong reasons, but in the end either the wrong lesson is learned (due to the 80's/90's) or his consequence is insignificant. Because this is a barely serialized show and his antics are part of the draw they need Zack to do some stupid shit next week. So they can't have consequences or he'd be busy dealing with them, or god forbid have learned not to be trash and stop manipulating people all the time. But then there'd be no show. Looking back on this show it's really about a group of friends who spend most of their youth being tied to this one manipulative and abusive person who has a sociopath's lack of real empathy and unnatural charisma and just keeps fucking with them again and again. I can't remember how this show ended (though I remember they were all in university in the end, so it went on too long) but unless it was with all of his friends reflecting on how much they hate Zack for messing with their heads their whole lives, it wasn't very realistic Working on this show must have been really weird.
That disappointment when you watched every single one of these in a half hour and you wish there were 500 more of them.
Why didn't they just start with episode 1 of Good Morning Miss Bliss and go from there...
ducc764 right
Sticky Situations I understand what you're saying, but the high school years were more popular with Kelly and Slater and Jesse, so it made sense to kind of start with a few of those first
I just realized I watched all of these in a half-hour after reading this comment.
I know right.
3 dollars and a side of wrapping paper isn’t part of a complete breakfast 😂😂😂
Shawn yes the man should of bought food with three dollars.
Set of Supersize Me I'm going to make a movie called and Saved by the Bell Christmas diet and I'm only going to eat for $3 and rocks paper and ribbon a day
To be fair, this was $3 in 1990 which is like $50 today.
@@davidsumner7604 Naah, not that much.
@@davidsumner7604 dude 3 dollars then was about 10 bucks. Let's not exaggerate
"Zack took of his santa beard out of respect" I lost it
TheMailcow off*
Just Chilin *of
*oof
Jeremy offf
Glad to hear you found part of a video funny. And for quoting it and adding "I lost it", here's 2K+ likes. Congrats!
She has the same blonde hair roots ratio as her son.. that was funny.
The girl kind of did too, so... all three people in the scene did
But at least its consistent lol
Blink and you miss the best jokes lol
Whitey 615 yes!
Well Mark was a natural brunette.
90s TV shows cliche.... "Deal with a deep and disturbing social problem for one episode, have the main characters interact with them as if we'll see them in future episodes.... NEVER SEE THESE NEW CHARACTERS AGAIN!!!"
yeah pretty much
Because they probably Fucking killed themselves
80's shows as well. It's not like we ever saw Tom Hanks on Family Ties again.
True Justice 🤣😂🤣😂😂👍✌
@@jimmym3352 it would have been awesome to have Tom's drunk ass make an appearance every few episodes
“...she runs her hungry ass away”
*laughs*
feels bad for laughing but laughing feels good
If it's Friday, that means Zack Morris is trash
It’s Sunday but he’s still trash ... what does this mean?
Zack Morris is always trash
I'm excited for the "Zack Morris is a Blonde Tom Cruise" episode
Zach Morris is a fucking God
Round Earth Shill true
You know, what bothers me about this episode is that the homeless guy had been working for a computer company before hard times struck. And while it's great the Morrises are letting the two stay with them until they're able to get back on their feet, I can't help but remember Mr. Morris works for a computer company. You'd think he'd know of any job openings for the guy they're helping out...
It would've probably work if he was a manager or owned the company
@@GaryTurbo zach's dad has a porche. see driver's ed episode. he was probably at least a manager.
Im sure the writers werent thinking that deep bro lol
@@ohtheblah this was way before drivers ed bro
maybe that is why we dont see them again. He gets him a job and they move out
I died at “she runs her hungry ass away” 😂😂😂
Right!? I screamed, was not expecting that at all. 😂
Zack’s mom totally let the homeless man hit it 😆
That definitely happened
Like mother like son
Zacks dad was away on business at christmas?
@@savvybear11781 he probably went to the store for cigs and lotto tickets
@@savvybear11781 yeah I was ify about this as a kid. What dad who you assume makes "good money" gets on the phone with his wife and be like " Yeah honey let a complete stranger and his daughter live in my house while I'm gone." Were these episode story writers on crack?
Honestly, he's done worse. This episode is one of the times zack is actually decent lol.
Petrichor screen that’s what I was thinking
Carmen Abate helping a homeless man and being generous to his daughter and him.
@@cherrybomb1386 IS Trassshhh!!!
@@cherrybomb1386 The decency? How about giving money to a stranger and making it seem like he didn't to avoid any shame involved for the other party?
Decent for Zack Morris is still trash.
“Zack is on his lazy blond ass eating cookies” lol me too
Shelley Faulconer lol
LMAO!!! 😂😂
“Laura says she doesn’t know how to thank him, Zack suggests sexual favors.” 😂😂😂
That had dying 😂😂😂
Get out of here with your lazy comment Paulie
First time I’ve ever laughed at the phrase “because she’s starving.”
I always thought he was a jerk. Would the homeless dad got food and a place to sleep if he didn't have a starving teenage daughter?
No, not really
No, but let's be real. No one else would help a homeless single guy either. It's not just Zack. There's a very good reason for that. Many homeless do suffer from mental problems, not all of them, but a significant portion. Would you want some homeless guy around your teenage daughter (I don't think Zack had any sisters, so this is hypothetical).
Jimmy M People with mental illnesses are much more likely to be the victims of crimes than to commit them, so...
stop with that stigma :/
@@jimmym3352 That's not a good reason. Not everyone with mental illness is violent. Like I have sever anxiety that prevented me from getting a job, or even finishing school, until I was 21, and if it wasn't for my mom letting me stay with her, I would've been one of those "mentally ill homeless people". The "good reason" to not let them live with you, is the possibility of them being criminals, or addicts who don't want to change their ways (though, if you bother to have conversations with them, you should be able to tell). And criminals can do just as much to guys. Especially if the guy's naive enough to want them to stay, just because there's a pretty young lady involved, who could just be a bait girl. So that "teenage daughter" comment was unnecessary. Because the HOMELESS guy could be the one worried about Zack taking advantage of his daughter, and their situation.
@@jimmym3352 It's true, it's why here in America we tend not to trust homeless people because a lot of them are homeless for good reason. I recently found out that convicted pedophiles are very likely to be homeless, so are ex criminals if they can't get a job. A lot of them are on the streets due to a drug or alcohol problem (or both). In comparison, my family has been almost homeless twice now but both times we stayed with friends and family, which I think is the general assumption. If you have nowhere else to go there's probably someone who cares about you to take you in unless you've made that impossible. One of my coworkers was homeless for several months, living in a tent because she had no one in the area to take her in. It's a sad reality.
I was waiting for this one!
Now do the one with Zack in the auction and the big girl bidding on him!
Puggalug Yeah even the studio audience applauded when she told him off, that was priceless
I can't wait to see some from the summer country club episodes.
Puggalug i(I
Your wish is granted!🤣
3dollars and a side of wrapping paper lmfao
Isn't a complete breakfast
I would have give him at least $10
Yes!!! That was the best line.
Tbh this was the one time zack Morris wasn’t trash
@@agnikaineverdies7646 you're right but then he ruined it by stereotyping him
She doesn't know how to thank them. "Zach suggest sexual favors" - Haven't had water go up and out the nose in a while. Thanks. ;)
Whats wrong with a female thanking someone with sexual favors? Thats my preferred form of payment even more than getting cash.
Ho-Ho-Holy shit. I laughed so hard!
Squizznot Same!! 😂😂😂😂
LMAO! AHA! 😂😂
Zack giving a homeless guy $3 is definitely the nicest thing Zack ever did
Best series on youtube
This same dude narrating "Special episodes" of kids shows from the 90s are gold as well 😂😂👌👌
Zack Morris isn't real. I mean, I've always believed he was the alternate personality of Screech. Like a fight Club type of thing. That Zack was what Screech wished he was, and did the things he wished he could do. Saved by the Bell and Zack Morris makes so much more sense when you see it as the fevered dreams of a socially awkward nerd day dreaming that he was part of the cool kids club. If you look at the start of every episode and imagine Zack Morris isn't even there and that Screech is really just eves dropping. The rest of the episode is just the fantasy of screech playing out in his mind as he sits in the editing room of A/V club. It's why Zack can stop time, and all the people that are hurt just disappear and never return. It's why Screech himself has near super human abilities and "Hangs out" with the coolest guy in school. It's also why Screech seems so gullible with Zack, there the same person. I mean honestly, do we all really think the coolest kid is school is constantly talking to and associating with the principle and with teachers? nope. But the school nerd and head of the A/V club would? is track season and wrestling season happening simultaneously? Nope. But a super nerd trapped in the editing room in the high school basement might not care. It's just a theory. But I always thought that.
That's perfect
Nice theory.
Lol plus a nerd and a popular guy would never hang out
You fucking weirdo. 😂🤣
This is deep
Zac Morris then got big in politics
The Latest Meme I'd pay top dollar to hear Bernie Sanders do that book on tape!
The Latest Meme Yeah I don’t think I’ve heard of that one. I’m interested?
Lol holy shit at that Bernie Sanders thing. What kind of pervert writes about gang rape fantasies? Sick.
Joe Mama god you're stupid. First of all, if you did any research you'd know that Bernie wrote a piece on a woman having a rape fantasy as an attempt at dark satire and his campaign manager admitted it was a bad attempt but others cut it up to discredit him. And you listed what 6 names out of the hundreds of Dems that are in office. I can just as easily list 6 names of GOP people that have done that too. Roy Moore most recently and it was with minors and Trump kept protecting him
Perhaps he was Donalds trumps son
“And she whispers some deeply disturbing shit in his ear”. LMMMMMMAAAO
Super cheap heroin.... 😂😂😂😂🤣
Jonathan Rosa $3 heroin.. Where they do that
Jonathan Rosa I blame inflation, back in my day you could get heroin for reasonable price! X(
Lenny Wright actually statistically in the last few decades heroin has only gotten much cheaper and more potent and pure overall lol good job “war on drugs”...
"Runs her hungry ass away" 😂😂😂
Comments like your should be banned. You literally just quoted a line to get likes...
Please.... Never stop this greatness 👍🏽
I mean, to be fair, back when this episode came out, $3 could get you a decently calorie filled lunch at a fast food restaurant. But it wouldn't have bought you much drugs.
... or so I heard.
I wasn't very old when this show was out, but yeah, you could get a whole Happy meal with $3 and food was just cheaper back then, so $3 wasn't really that bad.
Then again, we also know he had more money, since he was able to treat this girl out to lunch, so he could have let go a few more dollars. Plus, we know Zack isn't poor by any means, so even if he gave the guy the $20+ dollars in his pocket, he could have easily gotten more. I also feel like, with how Zack is, his parents didn't mind throwing money at him; he was obviously used to getting what he wanted as often as possible.
Took the words out of my mouth. Can't fault Zach for this one. $3 wasn't a lot of money even then, but in the early 90s it was enough to let you eat enough to get you through the day. Despite what Nancy Reagan or DARE may have led kids to believe, about the only "drugs" you'd have been able to get with that would have been a bag of pencil shavings disguised as pot. Or a strip of construction paper sold as LSD.
If only Zack and his mom knew someone who worked with computers that could help a guy who lost his job with computers get a new job... you know like HIS LITERAL DAD WHO WORKS WITH COMPUTERS?
As someone who was a Zack fangirl in the 90's, this series is really making me reexamine Slater. He comes off well in these videos.
in these videos, yes, in the actual show, NO. They gloss over Slater in these videos
ronindebeatrice uhh.. what? I never said Zack wasn’t a problem, I’m just saying Slater isn’t innocent
@@kianathomas5499 Absolutely. Even watching the show now, I'm still not a Slater fan.
Slater was the one I had a crush on. Like, Zack was okay looking, but even though I could tell Slater was kind of sexist, I felt he was the type who would, most likely, change when he was out of high school (I think Jesse felt that, too). I think teens are, inherently, kind of shitty, and the gang did normal shitty stuff like most kids, but Zack took things to such an insane level in comparison; he was never attractive to me. Shoot, I would even take Screech over Zack.
i agree. slater had his iffy moments but i think that was more about not understanding certain social elements (the way most teenagers do) and probably being influenced by Zack. I also was a huge fan of Zack and now i realize where most of my relationship issues came from lol.
_”Because apparently $3 with a side of wrapping paper isn’t part of a complete breakfast”_ Lmfao
"Apparently 3 dollars with a side of wrapping paper isn't a complete breakfast" 😂 I'M DEAD
"Or starved to death..." LMAFO just when I laugh so much at the killed themselves you added that bit in this one.
“...and she runs her hungry ass away”
😂
Hahaha she run her angry ass away
shelly amor I thought he said hungry ass
Look Eastway He did say hungry, but OP is deaf
“Zach suggests sexual favors” 😂😂😂😂i almost choked on my roast beef sandwich
stephen sciarabba was that a diet roast beef?
Man I have been in the hospital for a week now and have been binging this sh*t. These are the funniest f*cking videos I’ve seen in a long time. I seriously am cry laughing.
Zack was my hero as a kid. I was a fool 😂 these videos are gold fr though 😂
I love how they would always introduce new love interests, then never mention them again.
Zack dad is never around, always away wink wink!🤣😂😅
The dig at Mrs. Morris was uncalled for. 😂
“ and Zack is sitting on his blonde ass eating cookies “ 😂😂
😂😂
I can't believe I just now stumbled upon these gems! :)
"Mr. Moody threatens to call the Cops & she runs her hungry ass away"!! 😂😂😂
"I guess if you see free theatre in a mall,you get what you pay for".
Classic!
He was definitely less trash in this episode
I also thought he was decent in this episode
But he got a girlfriend by feeding her...
And so have most men throughout thousands of years of history.
What?! No, he wasn’t... $3 is like nothing, and he only offered them a place to stay because he “wanted the daughter for Christmas”... gross!!
@Fuert Neigt not a sex slave stop using the term so loosely
I just LOVE the recurring comment on the victim of each show, "Because they probably fucking killed themselves...let's review..."
$3 dollars would put this guy's life back on track. DEAD 😂 💀
"Zack suggests sexual favors."
“The play is ok, it’s fine”
I'm gonna admit, I didn't make the father/daughter connection either, because I was distracted by one thought I had:
Zack is ingratiating himself to a female by giving her treats... is Laura his pet girlfriend?
The suicide rate in Bayside is OUT OF CONTROL. 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at that $3 dollard and a side of wrapping paper aren't part of a complete breakfast.
“To be continued... Right now!” 😂😂 omg
These are funny as hell. Great job.
Well he was a nice Guy this time
Sher Mario Please point out the nice. I must’ve missed it.
I love it when you say that somebody killed themselves just because they don't appear on this show again. I love these videos.
I love how he takes every action of Zack’s and analyses them to be intentionally malicious. It’s so sad that it’s funny. 😭. Poor Zack.
He’s not a real person babe
"Laura says she doesn't know how to thank him... Zac suggests sexual favours" LOL I just about spit out my coffee!!!
That freaking intro and outro is Gold
It's funny that you could do this for literally every single episode
Laura says she doesn't know how to thank them...Zack suggest sexual favors😂😂😂😂😂😂
This episode resembles today’s courtships
You show love by buying food 😆
Getting a girl to like you by feeding her doesn’t sound that bad haha
Maybe not my favorite of the series, but the best recap by far. I can’t wait until the next episode.
Zach Morris would probably be alt right
Haha! Good one 👍🏿
"that's what i love about these high school girls man. i get older they stay the same age. yes they do. alt-right. alt-right. alt-right."
Nah, he's not white enough. He's part Indonesian.
Dustin Sandage race is not stoping him. He was a total preppy so definitely alt right material
marvdatboi: It was a joke. Unless a person has come across that bit of trivia they wouldn't know he was anything but pasty white. If the alt-right find out you aren't a purebreed, alt-right, heterosexual, white guy they tend to look down on you. Hence, it's a bit ironic that he definitely fits the bill in personality but would technically be a subclass in many of their eyes. Kinda like Milo.
The poor people in his neighborhood are the ones who don't have cable🤦😂
"Used food to get a hungry girl to spend time with him" ..... Yeah it's called dating
Ok this is true
Tony Trades is traaaaaaaash
Tony Trades no it's different
Tony Trades i mean....it works on me
Are all the girls you date homeless?
😂. No continuity in Saved By the Bell 🤣. We never see a lot of people ever again after appearing in only 1 episode
Probably because they killed themselves so they wouldn’t have to deal with Zack Morris.
"It's her dad, you dingus."
“...because they probably fucking killed them selves...” this shit kills me every time 😂😂😂
I'M. IN. TEARS.
This was the most tv friendly homeless man and his daughter you'll find.
Zack's mom, finally realizing what a monster her son is, would take him to therapy. His doctor, a seasoned psychologist who thought he'd seen it all, sat down with Morris. Session upon session he studied his patient. The days become weeks. The weeks become months. The months become years. The once optimistic doctor has grown weary and haggard. His colleagues ask him what's happened to him. He answers:
"I met this sixteen-year-old boy -- or 21-year-old man... it's hard to say really -- with this blank, pale, emotionless face... and the blondest hair -- the Devil's hair. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up (there was also that one week I spent trying to pry this enormous cell phone away from him before it gave him cancer) because I realized that what was living within that boy's hair was purely and simply...evil. Unfortunately, as it turns out he can manipulate time and space, using a 'time out' ability to freeze everything around him and escape."
Nice Halloween reference 😉
Mr Morris killed them after he found out they were staying at his house
Zach Morris is the embodiment of everything wrong with this world 😂 but hey someone's gotta do it to make social and political points on a 90s teenage sitcom
“We never see them ever again probably because they fucking killed themselves or starved to death” I lost it
The same "blonde to roots ratio", oh shit that made my day!
I feel so bad because I laugh 😂 hard as hell when he says "Because they fucking killed themselves"...
I loved this, but I think this was one of the VERY few episodes where Zack wasn’t actually being a trash human.
Obviously this is comedic and applies exaggerated context, but this really wasn’t one of the better episodes to highlight Zacks MANY shortcomings, as a lot of these conclusions are HARD reaches.
The theme song “Zack Morris Is Trash” sung at the beginning and end of every episode is classic. Love it.
Slater was sometimes also trash.
Precious Bradford I agree!
Everyone is sometimes trash
Not me! I'm like Mary Poppins, I'm practically perfect in every way.
Kelly G Slater was a typical teenage boy. Zach was on another level of trash
I think overall they were both pretty typical teenage boys, but Slater was always also pretty trash at times too.
"And we never ever see them again...because they probably fucking killed themselves....or starved to death" omg....tears in my eyes from laughing too hard!
I haven't genuinely laughed this much in a long time, lol this series is hilarious xD
I wish all the episodes of fraggle rock were explained this quickly and concisely.
I could never buy someone like Zach Morris caring about a homeless person.
He just cared about getting some.... 😻
This is better than watching the tv show..
All that I could forgive.
But, Zack...pastels?
lol Omg
Is this from Morticia Addams?
These are classic! We need more🙏
Is everything I loved as a child really this... Wait, yeah I see it now, it was always crap, nobody noticed because we were all crap too.
Brandon Morgan we weren’t crap we were young and naive. Well, you might have been crap.
Buck Bundy Burn
They finally leave the mall for the first time in nine days 😂
Great show I would’ve invite Homeless people at my house 4 dinner & I would’ve let them stay at my house til they gt back on their tail, Zack father work 4 a computer company & he could’ve gave him a job working of where he works.
"Zach suggests sexual favors." I had to just clean the remnants of the drink I completely sprayed all over my laptop the second I heard that. And I ain't even mad. Hahahaha. That was fucking funny as shit.
I've been watching all of these and the thing that really strikes me as funny about them is that the writers of Saved by the Bell know Zack is trash, they just can't do anything about it. Every single one of these plots set up that Zack is doing something conniving and pulling a fast one, usually for the wrong reasons, but in the end either the wrong lesson is learned (due to the 80's/90's) or his consequence is insignificant. Because this is a barely serialized show and his antics are part of the draw they need Zack to do some stupid shit next week. So they can't have consequences or he'd be busy dealing with them, or god forbid have learned not to be trash and stop manipulating people all the time. But then there'd be no show.
Looking back on this show it's really about a group of friends who spend most of their youth being tied to this one manipulative and abusive person who has a sociopath's lack of real empathy and unnatural charisma and just keeps fucking with them again and again. I can't remember how this show ended (though I remember they were all in university in the end, so it went on too long) but unless it was with all of his friends reflecting on how much they hate Zack for messing with their heads their whole lives, it wasn't very realistic
Working on this show must have been really weird.
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE I NEED A SEASON 2
Ooh that’s a nice sweater
“In a dumb sweater”
Oh
Man 3$ back then got him a whole plus size meal at McDonald's, he definitely spent that money on drugs and or alcohol
KingSiah 510 😂 the All American Meal!!! Didn't think anyone else remembered
Wait,what was the all American meal?!
@Tic Tack It was $2.99 for cheeseburger, small fries, and small drink
agreed.
isobel64 Wendy's biggie fries jr bacon cheasburger biggie drink 3$
“Zach suggests sexual favors” sums up the Christmas episode
Laura's considering lunch with Zack.... cuz she's starving
Ragging on the sweater is one of the highlights of this episode.
“Zach realizes he can make laura like him with food” mood
Edit: 1 year later and it's still a mood