When the mom bangs her chest at the white thugs and says “wanna piece of this?” That moment has lived rent free in my head ever since I saw it over 20 years ago 😅
The way that they forced that alcoholic aunt to be shut up in a room to detox is literally so dangerous. There are certain substances that you really need to be careful detoxing from, if you are a serious addict.
Yeah 10 years ago, a good friend of mine decided to quit drinking alcohol cold turkey. 30 hours in to detoxing at home, he had a severe seizure that left him with brain damage, unable to walk, and he nearly died. He was 27 at the time. He’s lived in an assisted living facility ever since.
I love the "And I really think someone should... take-a-look-at-your-hard-drive." I love how in the recommended tab next to this video, I had a true crime video from Dreading about Stephen Collins. RUclips algorithm is like "In case you need some context, that's a Baaad Man".
7th Heaven was never about Christianity or religion it was a “television programming” show created to mock people who serve “The Truth”. There were absolutely no true servants/disciples ever on any “television programming show” that is presented to us by the mainstream “entertainment programming industry”. I think you people lack comprehensive understanding and critical thinking skills to understand that these “television programming shows” have “actors/actresses” who play fictitious roles from a script. 7th Heaven is not Christian media but rather “Hollywood Entertainment Industry”. You really think the system network that controls broadcasting would ever actually allow real true Christian to be shown to the world on their “controlled brainwashing networks” televised for you people to actually see and hear.? The joke is on you week feeble minded people who are trapped cornered and scared and you don’t know your own reality/existence and most of you believe you are upside down spinning on a water world ball. 😂😂😂😂.
The fact this show blamed so many things (alcoholism, drugs...) on being poor, it's hysterical. Like, "girl, stop being poor and your life will get better". LMAO
Well, they aren't wrong. Rich people can drink and do drugs with little consequence. Poor people can't really afford to be getting high and drunk all day, so when they do it is quite detrimental. It is super easy, don't be poor.
@@_adrian_seannot sure what you're talking about a ton of Christians would not watch this show. I am Christian and I heard people say when I was younger how this show is not Christian and I never watched it until I was way older just to see what it was about. Many "church" people are not even Christian themselves so much so that many of them thought this show was Christian in the first place.
I think that's the single greatest moment from a very special episode of any show ever. The dad acting like the mom just admitted to killing a man and fucking the corpse when she admits to smoking weed once in college in the 70s.
😂😂😂 Honestly, I would watch a reboot of that show, if it was instead told from the perspective of the other students, neighbours etc. Just reflecting on the weird almost-homeschool kids and their nosy parents 😅😅 Like a big mockumentary tell-all from the poor people affected by their bullshit.
I would watch it if it was like his last clip in this video. Of all the kids in therapy and each episode is them reflecting on a stupid moment that scarred them lol
Nah they didn't home school until the twins' teacher said the word "ask" so it sounded to the father like "ax". Can't have their precious boys raised by a teacher with an accent!. How could they spread their insane morals to the community if the kids wern't infecting the minds of the local schools with their virtues?
This family reminds of someone I knew who kept telling his son he risked his entire future by skipping a class ONCE to go to a movie with friends. Six months later the dad was still going on about it. I wanted to say, “you’ve never had to deal with an actual real problem, have you?”
Ugh my dad was like that. He was still going on about things I did in high school when I was 25. And he doesn't understand why I am no contact with him now...
I knew some kids their mother never let them have Lunch money or any other money to 'keep them off drugs.' I swear. Also, just buy your kids lunch at the start of the year.
No. With these annoying Christians real problems are completely ignored until they explode into something so big they can't be ignored anymore. To wit: @KalteSpatz who no longer contacts her dad anymore. That's a huge problem that is totally ignored by her dad, I bet.
it was very amusing how half of the children actors left the show more and less permanently and story just shrugs it off, replacing them with foster children and sons-in-law. Dude, your daughter has left your family so hard that she left your universe, you're not in the position to give family advices.
I'm not condoning keeping an autistic kid hidden, but some people with severe autism can't really leave their house, and it gets worse as they get older, so it can be really stressful for a family.
Christian media is so hillariously out of touch with reality, its supposed to be serious and moralistic and just comes out so ridiculous you cant help but laugh
Not really sure what that is supposed to mean... Because I've heard plenty of parents say something like that, it has nothing to do with being pro-life or not.
I can’t believe how many THE POORS episodes there were yet their ‘christian’ charity went as far as cleaning the dad’s apartment. Oh and all their moms are dead 😂
The "Aunt Julie is an alcoholic" episode is wild! I only now as an adult realize how absurdly irresponsible it was for Eric and Annie to try and detox her at home with five children in the house. What were they thinking! They should have put her in rehab immediately and let medical professionals help her detox.
For some reason the episode that is permanently stuck in my brain is the one where Simon takes a butter knife to school for his lunch and gets in trouble because it’s a “gateway knife” and that’s all I remember. 😂
@@AnnJo-gq8gu *gateway knife, this show co-opted the anti-drug lingo to imply an “it starts with a butter knife but next thing you know it’s a machete!” argument.
I'm a pastor's kid and I remember watching this show all the time growing up in the 90s, with my mom and sister. My mom was constantly annoyed at the fancy house they lived in that a real pastor's salary could never afford XD. She also loved analyzing all the tings that would never happen in a real church office.
I didn't, he always upset me. I always thought he was secretly making fun of everyone in his head because he smiled like my know it all older cousin lol. He didn't turn out as bad as Pastor dad though *shivers*. He's just an idiot.
My personal favourite was when they got a call from the doctor telling them their daughter was pregnant so they confronted her and she simply told them she couldn't be. Of course they didn't believe her. Turned out mom had gone for her physical with the same doctor around the same time and the office had mixed up the names. So much better.
Oh God, I forgot that's how the Annie pregnancy was first written in! 🤦♀️👀 Pregnancy is a ridiculous thing for a teen to lie about since you can't hide it for that long (and you know ain't no abortions happening)
@@matthewm.986no I remember that episode,they didn’t believe her & her bf weren’t sexually involved. I’m pretty sure they were basically harassing her about it until they got the call about the mix up.
I love that the tag line is "You can relate", like who? Each episode is just a lifetime scary story for white suburban mom, with the script of a elementary school play.
Rich white suburban mom, get it right. The difference being the non rich white suburban mom, while not advertising it to her kids, isn't going to sound like she is telling her husband she's cheating on him when she tells him she used to smoke pot XD
This show was seriously wild! My favorite is after the actor that played Matt was just so sick of the BS of the show he quit so they had some "bad boy" the family was trying to reform move in to replace him. His "bad boy" behaviour: he is comfortable with his own body and unashamed to show his chest and flirt with girls. I just remember the end of the first episode where they started to bring him in as a replacement for Matt as Matt was phased out of the story that Simon is walking around shirtless and the sisters shame him for it since the new guy only walks around shirtless now when he's going to take a shower. But the weird thing is that Simon only goes shirtless in the episode when he is at home with the family... who in the hell was he showing off for?
Actually Matt had health problems he was struggling with towards the end of the show that's why he wasn't on the show a lot. Mary left the show cause she hated playing the good girl and Robbie was her replacement because she did a sexy magazine cover so they cut her role because it went against "Their brand"
@@lstarsabb Oh yeah that's right the actor that played Matt had a run in with cancer or some other long/chronic illness. I totally forgot about that. Thanks for posting that correction that he was a replacement for Mary not Matt.
@@KariIzumi1 lol that is reminding me of when Clueless had to do a anti-drug and reckless living PSA episode. Cher and Dee's childhood best friend comes to visit and has gone all goth, and become a pothead as a result of a neglectful father. She lights up a joint while they are out driving the other three refuse the joint but a cop tries to pull them over so they toss the joint and somehow the police officer picks it up even though they tossed it quite a ways back before pulling over and the police officer just walks over with the half a joint. Cut to Cher, Dee, and Amber in prison waiting for their parents to bail them out. LMAO
@@CartoonHero1986 I remember that episode....I remember their goth friend but forgot about the cannabis lol It's just so unserious in IRL Beverly Hills kids can just score cocaine with Daddy's money and no one would give two shits about weed since they could all afford medical cannabis cards.
All the low blow jab at Stephen Collins all through the video sent me to jail... Hilarious, i am so immersed with your convoluted story telling and you just break the 4th wall with all the pedo jokes... I died
OMFG, I watched this series back when it was on, and back then I actually never realized how weird and unhinged it was!!!😂😅. Like, seeing this now, I am almost pissing myself
As unhinged as most these are, the “flipping the bird,” episode takes cake by a mile. I mean, not even in a malicious way, he was laughing joking around. I worked for an inner city charter school, basically just chaperoning kids all day, and “flipping the bird” maliciously would’ve maybe gotten a “Hey, cut it out” out from me. If they were joking when they did it, like Simon here, it’s unlikely it would even register as something worth mildly reprimanding them for
There is an episode I remember where Simon is invited by a girl over to her house. The girl wants to have sex with Simon but he says no and they invite other friends around to hang out instead. But the pastor is suspicious and goes over to her house and spies through the window to make sure Simon wasn't having sex. The Pastor was always making it his mission to ensure that none of his kids had sex. Why is he always spying through windows and hiding, watching from behind things?
In response to “you better not be looking at my wife”, instead of saying he’s a doctor, you think the first line of defense would be “IM HER BROTHER”. LOL Oh man this show is too good.
I think maybe he went with DOCTOR because BROTHER was already implied...but shit...who knows. We want to explain the reason he needed to look or touch his sister is in a professional capacity, not highlight the reason it's awkward
I didn’t watch 7th heaven growing up but I grew up in a Christian, homeschool family who was exactly like them… Watching this is helping me laugh about it 😂 I can’t believe this was an actual show lol. Shoutout to all my ex-Christian homeschooled 90s kids out there who were able to leave the cult 🤗
wasn't homeschooled but i'm sure if my mom wasn't a single mother she would have homeschooled me exfundie for life I left the cult the moment I could and stopped believing long before that.
It depends how dependent you are. You have to be a hard core alkie for a long time for detox to be fatal. The sister was fine a couple years ago, so she wasn't so far gone she needed to be hospitalized. They mentioned that several times in the episode. At her stage of alcoholism, it would just be a very miserable weak or two.
I know! So many people don’t realize that! I had a neighbor who kept trying to detox at home by himself! Don’t do it! Go to the hospital or a detox clinic!
Thank you for this ! My husband and I watched the entire series together some years ago, basically reacting just like you... It was so funny. "Even the dog is a snitch!” is a great motto for this perfect US family. Still big fans of Jessica Biel, by the way. Too bad she was not available... Greetings from Europe!
Lol that whole “everyone is good looking “ shit is stuff I heard a lot as a kid. There were only 4 of us but adults were constantly telling our mom about our looks like, as a collective.
I can relate. Except for me, it was always people, mainly older women, walking and telling my mom, or more often, my grandma, that I was "too pretty to be a boy." Which didn't seem as weird until I grew up and thought about it. I do have really "soft," facial features and what not. Even as an adult. But damn! 😹😹😹
@@gateauxq4604pretty sure a lot of older family members say stuff like that as a way to build confidence, but don't realize how weird they sound. Of course, there are exceptions to the rule and kids should tell their parents if its making them uncomfortable.
The thing that drove me the most crazy about this show is that the characters would never say goodbye before hanging up the phone. Well, that and Kevin's police partner who was the sole voice against the Iraq war, then all of a sudden a few episodes later she's super supportive of the war and the president.
The not saying goodbye over the phone thing is in pretty much every tv show. I’ve always assumed it was to save time, but it feels so phony, nobody just hangs up like that. Also not closing the door after entering a house, every 90s sitcom was guilty of that bullshit
Omg I have been doing a rewatch from the beginning as well and I have been HORRIFIED by how problematic this show was. It turned into a hate watch. Those kids had so many ‘talks’ with their parents it was ridiculous. And for a Christian family that is supposed to have responsible rules around dating and sex it sure was a constant topic as well as the parents constantly being inappropriate and weird… if people really did grow up in these types of households they would have so many hang ups. Also the oldest brother is borderline stalker and gaslighting in his relationships
My mother's family is Catholic and Loved this show; it was like the perfect family show to them 😂😂 Looking back, redflags! It's so weirdly out of touch for even the 90s
Rob, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. 😂😂7th Heaven is so nuts! Thank you!! You’re the best 🩵🩵 Edit: omg the therapy session at the very end!
I used to be a Legal Assistant and one of the things one of the attorneys told me was to never go back into the store to return something you accidentally walked out with without paying for because they will press charges. Like even if it was just a small thing you didn't see when you were unloading your cart at checkout and then you found once you got to the car, keep it and keep your mouth shut about it. You will always regret honesty. Telling the kid to take the glass back was definitely the wrong advice. 😂
My thing is, how did the dad know the glass is stolen? It is a glass! It would look like any other glass they have. No way you could spot it. Also, overreaction by the restauranter. You have plenty of glasses. Also, you can afford time and money going to court, when you run a small business, for a glass?
@@dhenderson1810 I dunno, sometimes small restaurant owners are weird. I used to wash dishes in a tea shop in college, and my boss would get so mad if one of the $6 teapots broke. She insisted I wash them by putting them in hot soapy water, then immediately in cold rinse water. Then after they were used, they'd rattle around in the busing tray for awhile. They were under a lot of stress and sometimes when I put them in the cold water, they'd just crack in half. No matter how many times I explained the physics to her, she never understood. The woman drove a Lincoln Town Car but claimed she couldn't afford a $6 teapot. For reference, with inflation, that's like buying a $76k car today. Priorities, I guess.
I have wallked out with something not paid for on accident in stores a few times. Found out when unloading cart into car and I've always gone back inside immediately and said, "this didn't get rung up, can you please ring it up now for me, I'm not a dang theif and don't want to start today being one on accident either?" Thye've looked at me crazy alright but, it was only because I actually came back inside to pay for it. They always say people would have just kept going on, not come back and pay for it. I just tell them Im not normal people I guess. Honesty is usually the best way to go in al situations. You don't have to be an asshole in any situation but, you can always tell the truth. And no, most people will not press charges on you for a simple mistake and owning up to it. Besides most states have a law that you have to be CAUGHT stealing the item. Someone coming back to give back the item they took, wouuld be really hard (and in impossible) to show the court that they incurred LOSS due to the theft. They didn't if they damn item was returned and they never even knew it was gone anyhow in the first place. So they didnt exactly incur a loss. What could they actually sue/press charges for exactly? Nothing Also they would have to prove in court (and to the cops that is) when it was stolen and how it was stolen etc. They wouldn't have that info, especially if the person returning said item keeps their mouth shut at that ;point when cops are called. They'd lose their case big time! Doubtful the cops would even arrest without that info or some proof thereof of the incident happening truly, Sounds like I need to know this ;lawyer you're talking to and never go to him at all.
@@SweetTea-Stephens Where we lived there were stores that didn't care and would prosecute if you confessed to it even if it was an accident. We had clients that had that happen all the time. One was a mother who put something on her baby's stroller and forgot to put it on the belt at checkout and was arrested. That's why she told me not to do that. Because my honesty would have turned into a criminal prosecution and she knew I wasn't a criminal. It's a shame since honesty certainly is the better policy, but when stores don't care, you have to protect yourself from malice.
Of course the dad is randomly hanging around outside the school when they hug in the middle finger episode 😅😅 the bulimia one is probably the most bizarre, how did they even come up with that storyline 😂
I'd like to think they were trying to vilify bulimic people but halfway through writing someone was like, "hey, that's not evil, it's actually just a medical condition" so they switched things up a bit.
I have fond memories of watching 7th heaven in college because it was so over the top cheesy. We would gather at a friends house have dinner and wine and laugh our butts off on the silliness. So funny to go down memory lane with you. Still one of the most crazy silly cringe show ever.
My favorite " We have save Mary from herself" is when she is dating a man twice her age and everyone in the family tries to talk her out of that so much she leaves for good until she has a big secret that she married to a random guest star from like the first season and settles down for the rest of the show 😂
Personally I remember they had an intervention for her one time and Ruthie who was like 10 was basically telling her "nah I'm not wasting my energy on you anymore, you suck"
@@bigbearkat2010 she came back after like 2 months and went to school and was on the straight in narrow. This after she tried to be a firefighter and became a flight attendant. This one was the last intervention but they all did it one by one ending with Eric ambushing her in her car and they were fighting down the highway and Mary kicked him out of the car.
Im willing to bet a 1000 dollars that the producers of this show we're trolling everyone. There's no way this was supposed to be serious. Im dying laughing as I type lmfao
This 18 minutes of my life spent watching this collection of shorts was so therapeutic. You are a godsend for healing years of trauma I had as a little kid watching this horrible show. 😢
“This family is so lame… even the dog’s a snitch” 😂😂
Reminder the Pastor Dad in real life was an actual guy you would NEVER want near your kiddos.
He had that vibe on those shows. If I were ever to come up with a stereotypical vision of a child predator, it would be him!
@gojewla maybe that's what made him perfect for the job of being a pastor on the show
I saw him in real life out with a very young girl. People said it was his niece. Either way. There were weird vibes.
I can’t understand how this show is even being shown on tv still after it coming about the actor being an admitted pediphile.
Yet they stuck it to Cosby!
When the mom bangs her chest at the white thugs and says “wanna piece of this?” That moment has lived rent free in my head ever since I saw it over 20 years ago 😅
Her: wanna piece of this? 😤
Me: WHOOP HIS AZZ
To be fair "I brought 7 kids into this world, I can take one out of it" is pretty good-definitely harder than anything I expected her to ever say
It was a repressed memory for me lol, but as soon as I saw it all those same feelings of cringe I felt 20 years ago came flooding back
@@dandylion16 😅 it’s okay, you are safe now!
Yup. This one foe sure!
Ending with the Beverly Mitchell cameo/therapy session was absolutely amazingly hilarious!!! Love that she's a good sport about all this!!😂😂😂
The constant jabs at the dads real-life criminal record are so good. Then Simon says "Someone should check your hard drive" 🤣
The way that they forced that alcoholic aunt to be shut up in a room to detox is literally so dangerous. There are certain substances that you really need to be careful detoxing from, if you are a serious addict.
Detox requires medical intervention.
They opened up liquor stores so people wouldn't detox too quickly during covid as like...essential business. She needed diazepam and iv thiamine.
Yeah 10 years ago, a good friend of mine decided to quit drinking alcohol cold turkey. 30 hours in to detoxing at home, he had a severe seizure that left him with brain damage, unable to walk, and he nearly died. He was 27 at the time. He’s lived in an assisted living facility ever since.
Fun fact! Alcohol withdrawal is by far the most dangerous form and most likely to be fatal. Good job 7th Heaven 🤦🏼♀️
@@arura5124 yeah… sooooooo FUN! 🙄
The shots he’s taking at Stephen Collins every chance he gets kills me. I love it 🤣 “Shouldn’t you be in jail?”, 🤣☠️
my personal favorite is "and be poor" as to the all the lessons learned
I love the "And I really think someone should... take-a-look-at-your-hard-drive." I love how in the recommended tab next to this video, I had a true crime video from Dreading about Stephen Collins. RUclips algorithm is like "In case you need some context, that's a Baaad Man".
My favorite was the comment about Chris Hansen
Lmao I thought I was the only one
My favorite is “Yes, officer. This man right here!” Because of what the Dad said earlier. Especially knowing about his exploits with teens.
The way “I’ve been huffing, you dumb virgin” has been living nonstop at the forefront of my mind 💀
😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂
7th Heaven was never about Christianity or religion it was a “television programming” show created to mock people who serve “The Truth”. There were absolutely no true servants/disciples ever on any “television programming show” that is presented to us by the mainstream “entertainment programming industry”. I think you people lack comprehensive understanding and critical thinking skills to understand that these “television programming shows” have “actors/actresses” who play fictitious roles from a script. 7th Heaven is not Christian media but rather “Hollywood Entertainment Industry”. You really think the system network that controls broadcasting would ever actually allow real true Christian to be shown to the world on their “controlled brainwashing networks” televised for you people to actually see and hear.?
The joke is on you week feeble minded people who are trapped cornered and scared and you don’t know your own reality/existence and most of you believe you are upside down spinning on a water world ball.
😂😂😂😂.
One huff too many is killing me 😅
@@emmathompson7706It was killing him too 😂
The fact this show blamed so many things (alcoholism, drugs...) on being poor, it's hysterical. Like, "girl, stop being poor and your life will get better". LMAO
Yeah like thoese are definitely rich people problems lmao
Well, they aren't wrong. Rich people can drink and do drugs with little consequence. Poor people can't really afford to be getting high and drunk all day, so when they do it is quite detrimental.
It is super easy, don't be poor.
It’s even worse than that.
Prosperity doctrine equates being poor as a sign that you’ve been “unrighteous” and the rest is just comes with it 😭
- Dad, can I wear baggy pants?
- NO!
- Dad, I found a homeless girl in the street. Can I keep IT as a pet?
- Sure!
“ aren’t you a predator” “ didn’t you touch kids” “I think someone needs to take a look at your hard-drive”😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was rolling throughout!🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂
I have viewed this too many times for those exact zingers
I grew up in a religious household and my sister always watched 7th Heaven. I will never forget the mom smokes weed episode, I laughed so hard
The “serious” marijuana episodes on those teenybopper goody-goody shows are so hilarious.
The church world was SHOOK 😅 like they didn't live thru the 70s/80s
@@_adrian_seannot sure what you're talking about a ton of Christians would not watch this show. I am Christian and I heard people say when I was younger how this show is not Christian and I never watched it until I was way older just to see what it was about. Many "church" people are not even Christian themselves so much so that many of them thought this show was Christian in the first place.
I think that's the single greatest moment from a very special episode of any show ever. The dad acting like the mom just admitted to killing a man and fucking the corpse when she admits to smoking weed once in college in the 70s.
@@millennialodyssey5956
What church did you grow up in?
😂😂😂 Honestly, I would watch a reboot of that show, if it was instead told from the perspective of the other students, neighbours etc. Just reflecting on the weird almost-homeschool kids and their nosy parents 😅😅
Like a big mockumentary tell-all from the poor people affected by their bullshit.
omg that would be so good!!
10/10 would watch
I would watch it if it was like his last clip in this video. Of all the kids in therapy and each episode is them reflecting on a stupid moment that scarred them lol
@Luca Leone 🙌 YES! A Tell-All from the kids in the stile of some cult-documentary.
Those are so in right now, it would be perfect timing 😅😅😅😅😅
Nah they didn't home school until the twins' teacher said the word "ask" so it sounded to the father like "ax". Can't have their precious boys raised by a teacher with an accent!. How could they spread their insane morals to the community if the kids wern't infecting the minds of the local schools with their virtues?
“Lucy’s playing checkers but Shelby’s definitely playing chess” 😂😂😂
“You’re not a bad person, you’re just poor” 😂
I love that the actress at the end has such a good sense of humor about it.
This family reminds of someone I knew who kept telling his son he risked his entire future by skipping a class ONCE to go to a movie with friends. Six months later the dad was still going on about it. I wanted to say, “you’ve never had to deal with an actual real problem, have you?”
Ugh my dad was like that. He was still going on about things I did in high school when I was 25. And he doesn't understand why I am no contact with him now...
I knew some kids their mother never let them have Lunch money or any other money to 'keep them off drugs.' I swear. Also, just buy your kids lunch at the start of the year.
Ironically him criticizing him will end up doing more damage than skipping that class ever did
No. With these annoying Christians real problems are completely ignored until they explode into something so big they can't be ignored anymore. To wit: @KalteSpatz who no longer contacts her dad anymore. That's a huge problem that is totally ignored by her dad, I bet.
@@KalteSpatzyou were in high school at 25?
it was very amusing how half of the children actors left the show more and less permanently and story just shrugs it off, replacing them with foster children and sons-in-law. Dude, your daughter has left your family so hard that she left your universe, you're not in the position to give family advices.
😂
I always found that incredibly accurate like, "Yup. They wanted to get away from this bs so they left."
Sounds like a pastor's family alright. Can't keep the ones born into it? Get the ones that can't leave.
Didn’t Mary end up marrying someone the same age as her dad? #trauma
@@alphabetsoup6681dated not married. Jack was the old guy, Carlos is her husband.
I forgot about the autistic kid they kept hidden...because ableism!!! This show was WILD!!!
I'm not condoning keeping an autistic kid hidden, but some people with severe autism can't really leave their house, and it gets worse as they get older, so it can be really stressful for a family.
@@Hi-jw7oq yes, and that’s ableism
"you know where you're going if you keep wearing those pants?..... PRISON." TOOK ME TF OUT 😂 The way I just hollered in my office...
Simon should have said when the dad said he would go to prison "Yeah, I'll see you in there".
The alcoholic aunt definetly needs help but ...locking her up?! That's not legal! This family is like something out of a nightmare😅
They we're gonna send her to rehab anyway so what was the point of locking her up ?
Neither is kidnapping a bit so homeless child! These people were menaces. Smh
It could be turned into a damn fine horror movie.
I also love how in those older family shows addiction was cured / solved in one ep. and never mentioned again.
It could also kill her. Alcohol withdrawal really can kill people.
Christian media is so hillariously out of touch with reality, its supposed to be serious and moralistic and just comes out so ridiculous you cant help but laugh
Correction WASP Christian media 🙋🏼♂️😂😂😂😂
@@fpengelbrecht9314 ok Felicia
@@glgl1472 oh lighten up 😂🙈
This show is not considered a Christian show though. It just has a pastor in it.
@@lisah8438 it's considered a Christian show, that's what the show producer and writers wanted.
This show is unhinged but I’m here for the train wreck.
Do you think the people who wrote it believed what they were writing or were they just taking the piss?!
@@Em-iy5vr I think they just wanted the money and piss taking was an added bonus.
@@Em-iy5vrthey played this in the UK?
There were more thieves, runaways, broken families, alcoholics, addicts, mafia members, and criminals in that small town than in the entire world. 😂
they have those problems like Cabot Cove has murders
“Why are these adults ALWAYS in the kids business?“ I was legit thinking the same thing, and constantly blowing things out of proportion lol
"I brought 7 kids into this world, I can take one out"
spoken like a true pro-lifer lol
She really threatened to kill a kid 😂
Not really sure what that is supposed to mean... Because I've heard plenty of parents say something like that, it has nothing to do with being pro-life or not.
@@rosegroshek1218 it was a joke.
But yeah, a lot of parents have said it lol
Pretty sure pro choicers live by that mantra. I mean that is exactly what abortion does.
@@AndreaHa that was a joke? It sucked.
the dad suddenly working at the police department 😂 those pastors got more jobs than Barbie!
I can’t believe how many THE POORS episodes there were yet their ‘christian’ charity went as far as cleaning the dad’s apartment. Oh and all their moms are dead 😂
Props to the mom for teaching Simon that the bird is far too basic of an insult
I love how half of the life lessons are “girl just might be poor.” 💀
“Rolling so hard on ginkgo biloba” really got me 😭
So funny !!!
The fact that you got thee Beverly Mitchell is sending me. Could not be more iconic and hilarious
ikr?!
That's the best part!!! 🤣
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I thought I was glitching cause I couldn’t believe my eyes lmao
I thought it was fake at first lol :D
The pastor dad just spying on all the teachable moments is hilariously creepy.
ok I held it together right until Rod the Rastafarian appeared on the screen 🤣💀
😂😂😂😂
The "Aunt Julie is an alcoholic" episode is wild! I only now as an adult realize how absurdly irresponsible it was for Eric and Annie to try and detox her at home with five children in the house. What were they thinking! They should have put her in rehab immediately and let medical professionals help her detox.
.....and why do they have a liquor cabinet if no one in the family drinks.
@@malcorub The parents definitely drink. LOL they are drinking champagne in the first scene of the first episode of the show.
I grew up watching this show, and this brings back ALL the memories. The skit with Lucy at the end? DEAD.
Right?! ❤❤💀
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For some reason the episode that is permanently stuck in my brain is the one where Simon takes a butter knife to school for his lunch and gets in trouble because it’s a “gateway knife” and that’s all I remember. 😂
@@Quarktehduck What the hell is a "getaway knife"?
@@AnnJo-gq8gu *gateway knife, this show co-opted the anti-drug lingo to imply an “it starts with a butter knife but next thing you know it’s a machete!” argument.
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😯😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
ok thanks for answering me
I work at a school. A tween boy jokingly giving a middle finger would at BEST get a five second scolding from the principal.
Tbf my stepbrother got suspended once for flipping off the principal. That was the only time I’ve seen anyone get in serious trouble for that though.
Idk, man. Simon was flipping double birdies. That's gotta be at LEAST 10s with the principal.
@@rachelmcdonough1506yeah doing it a person especially to an administrator is very different just goofing off with other kids.
That'll get you a "HEY!! 🫵😠"
the kid should have to give the middle finger to the principal himself in order to get any kind of suspension in most schools lol
I could never understand how, on a preacher’s salary, they could buy all the Snapple they always had. Thanks, that was hilarious!
😂😂😂
They got the house for free, it was part of the parish and came with the job so they had the extra income to buy the Snapple 😉
@@msjannes75 ty someone that knows was up
I'm a pastor's kid and I remember watching this show all the time growing up in the 90s, with my mom and sister. My mom was constantly annoyed at the fancy house they lived in that a real pastor's salary could never afford XD. She also loved analyzing all the tings that would never happen in a real church office.
I thought it was explained in universe that the house belonged to the church so it came free with the job
I used to watch 7th Heaven like religiously (no pun intended) but the house belong to the church.
@@bigbearkat2010they did
The way he slid in the “aren’t you a predator?” I knew it was gonna come up 😂
My mom worshipped this show. This explains her being nosey and paranoid af 😂
same I left at 17 and never looked back watching this video explains some of it. I watched as a kid but it seemed normal and that's the scary part.
LOVE the subtle, under your breath, pedophile roasts of Stephen Collins!! 🤣🤣🤣
P.S. I had such a crush on Pastor Dad, growing up. 😳
I knooooow 😢😂
Subtle? LOL What was subtle about it? He just plain calls him out for it every chance he gets, and I'm living for it.
I didn't, he always upset me. I always thought he was secretly making fun of everyone in his head because he smiled like my know it all older cousin lol. He didn't turn out as bad as Pastor dad though *shivers*. He's just an idiot.
I don't think he's a pedo, just an exhibitionist. Still creepy af, but not as bad
@@RobinFlysHighsadly he probably would've had a crush on you before you were grown up. 😅
My personal favourite was when they got a call from the doctor telling them their daughter was pregnant so they confronted her and she simply told them she couldn't be. Of course they didn't believe her. Turned out mom had gone for her physical with the same doctor around the same time and the office had mixed up the names. So much better.
Oh God, I forgot that's how the Annie pregnancy was first written in! 🤦♀️👀
Pregnancy is a ridiculous thing for a teen to lie about since you can't hide it for that long (and you know ain't no abortions happening)
Actually, Eric and Annnie, the parents, did believe Mary when she told them she wasn't pregnant as she explained that she wasn't having sex.
@@matthewm.986no I remember that episode,they didn’t believe her & her bf weren’t sexually involved. I’m pretty sure they were basically harassing her about it until they got the call about the mix up.
NO ONE NAMED KAREN HAS EVER BEEN IN A GANG
They are menaces all on their own 😂
The “you never know why a girl gets around she may just be poor” had me choking 🤣 subscribed
I love that the tag line is "You can relate", like who? Each episode is just a lifetime scary story for white suburban mom, with the script of a elementary school play.
Rich white suburban mom, get it right. The difference being the non rich white suburban mom, while not advertising it to her kids, isn't going to sound like she is telling her husband she's cheating on him when she tells him she used to smoke pot XD
@@Johnwillson-n7v
"I smoked pot, once! In college"😢
"JEZEBEL!! How could you?!"
I never thought "plain silken tofu" can be used to describe a family, but here it is.
Don’t insult tofu like that!
@@Frosting1000 for real! i remember when Tofu was considered an “exotic” “ethnic” food.
this family are generic off-brand string cheese.
@@lastilnovista Don't insult string cheese like that 🤣
I'd compare them to Kraft Singles, or some generic, off-brand American cheese.
That’s an insult to tofu, tbh 😂
Unsalted saltines. They're definitely unsalted saltines.
The biggest lesson you never know they just might be poor
Everytime the dad is referred to as a pedophile, you add 5 minutes to my lifespan 🤣☺️
“We know why you’re there….” & “shouldn’t you be in the back of one of these”
💀💀💀 dying
This show was seriously wild! My favorite is after the actor that played Matt was just so sick of the BS of the show he quit so they had some "bad boy" the family was trying to reform move in to replace him. His "bad boy" behaviour: he is comfortable with his own body and unashamed to show his chest and flirt with girls. I just remember the end of the first episode where they started to bring him in as a replacement for Matt as Matt was phased out of the story that Simon is walking around shirtless and the sisters shame him for it since the new guy only walks around shirtless now when he's going to take a shower. But the weird thing is that Simon only goes shirtless in the episode when he is at home with the family... who in the hell was he showing off for?
Actually Matt had health problems he was struggling with towards the end of the show that's why he wasn't on the show a lot. Mary left the show cause she hated playing the good girl and Robbie was her replacement because she did a sexy magazine cover so they cut her role because it went against "Their brand"
@@lstarsabb Oh yeah that's right the actor that played Matt had a run in with cancer or some other long/chronic illness. I totally forgot about that. Thanks for posting that correction that he was a replacement for Mary not Matt.
And also, the way they flipped out over Mary having half a beer that one time......bruh 😭😂
@@KariIzumi1 lol that is reminding me of when Clueless had to do a anti-drug and reckless living PSA episode. Cher and Dee's childhood best friend comes to visit and has gone all goth, and become a pothead as a result of a neglectful father. She lights up a joint while they are out driving the other three refuse the joint but a cop tries to pull them over so they toss the joint and somehow the police officer picks it up even though they tossed it quite a ways back before pulling over and the police officer just walks over with the half a joint. Cut to Cher, Dee, and Amber in prison waiting for their parents to bail them out. LMAO
@@CartoonHero1986 I remember that episode....I remember their goth friend but forgot about the cannabis lol
It's just so unserious in IRL Beverly Hills kids can just score cocaine with Daddy's money and no one would give two shits about weed since they could all afford medical cannabis cards.
All the low blow jab at Stephen Collins all through the video sent me to jail... Hilarious, i am so immersed with your convoluted story telling and you just break the 4th wall with all the pedo jokes... I died
OMFG, I watched this series back when it was on, and back then I actually never realized how weird and unhinged it was!!!😂😅. Like, seeing this now, I am almost pissing myself
Right 😅
The way I am CRYING laughing at this commentary 😆
Its the pastor not minding his own business for me 😂😂😂
... didn't you touch kids??? 😂😂😂
As unhinged as most these are, the “flipping the bird,” episode takes cake by a mile. I mean, not even in a malicious way, he was laughing joking around. I worked for an inner city charter school, basically just chaperoning kids all day, and “flipping the bird” maliciously would’ve maybe gotten a “Hey, cut it out” out from me. If they were joking when they did it, like Simon here, it’s unlikely it would even register as something worth mildly reprimanding them for
The way the camera panned closer to the moms face was amazing lol like she was about ready to crucify simon.
There is an episode I remember where Simon is invited by a girl over to her house. The girl wants to have sex with Simon but he says no and they invite other friends around to hang out instead. But the pastor is suspicious and goes over to her house and spies through the window to make sure Simon wasn't having sex. The Pastor was always making it his mission to ensure that none of his kids had sex. Why is he always spying through windows and hiding, watching from behind things?
It's just foreshadowing.
He was actually trying to watch. He was hoping to eventually get to.
Yet the parents have 7 kids.
A lot of storks must have visited their house.
He brought some binoculars, just in case.
Yeah, when the dad sat outside the hoyts, he ain't watching Simon.
In response to “you better not be looking at my wife”, instead of saying he’s a doctor, you think the first line of defense would be “IM HER BROTHER”. LOL Oh man this show is too good.
Yeah it's like she is a possession.
I think maybe he went with DOCTOR because BROTHER was already implied...but shit...who knows. We want to explain the reason he needed to look or touch his sister is in a professional capacity, not highlight the reason it's awkward
I think the idea was that he couldn't believe someone's brother would be looking at her gibletts.
"She was my prom date first" 😂
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LMAO that last part. How did you find the actual actress to stage this? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Waaait was that her?!????
@@gateauxq4604 Yeah, it was!
I think it's awesome she did that!!
@@gateauxq4604Beverly Mitchell ❤ she was also in a saw movie which threw me for a loop
@@ontxtteredwxngshe fact the mom was in Childs Play 😅 it messes with my mind.
Rolling hard on ginkgo biloba 😂😂😂
Oh my goodness Fruitopia forgot all about that
I didn’t watch 7th heaven growing up but I grew up in a Christian, homeschool family who was exactly like them… Watching this is helping me laugh about it 😂 I can’t believe this was an actual show lol. Shoutout to all my ex-Christian homeschooled 90s kids out there who were able to leave the cult 🤗
wasn't homeschooled but i'm sure if my mom wasn't a single mother she would have homeschooled me exfundie for life I left the cult the moment I could and stopped believing long before that.
My mom loved this show when I was a kid and now suddenly I understand her parenting 😂
😂😂😂
Yassss forcing an alcoholic to go through withdrawal when non-medically assisted detox from alcohol is highly fatal!
It depends how dependent you are. You have to be a hard core alkie for a long time for detox to be fatal. The sister was fine a couple years ago, so she wasn't so far gone she needed to be hospitalized. They mentioned that several times in the episode. At her stage of alcoholism, it would just be a very miserable weak or two.
Let's also ignore the kidnapping and false imprisonment.
reverend camden probably just assumed those seizures was the demon coming out.
I know! So many people don’t realize that! I had a neighbor who kept trying to detox at home by himself! Don’t do it! Go to the hospital or a detox clinic!
Omg I’m literally dying! Did you seriously interview Beverly??? I cannot, that interview is the best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.
I love all the jabs he takes at the pedo 😂😂
This is the type of family I wouldn’t want my kids around 🤣
"Aren't you a predator?" Sent me!!! 🤣☠️
I kept a secret jared fogle, 😭😭💀⚰️
Thank you for this ! My husband and I watched the entire series together some years ago, basically reacting just like you... It was so funny. "Even the dog is a snitch!” is a great motto for this perfect US family. Still big fans of Jessica Biel, by the way. Too bad she was not available... Greetings from Europe!
Lol that whole “everyone is good looking “ shit is stuff I heard a lot as a kid. There were only 4 of us but adults were constantly telling our mom about our looks like, as a collective.
Sounds like they were shopping 🤢
I can relate. Except for me, it was always people, mainly older women, walking and telling my mom, or more often, my grandma, that I was "too pretty to be a boy." Which didn't seem as weird until I grew up and thought about it. I do have really "soft," facial features and what not. Even as an adult. But damn! 😹😹😹
@@gateauxq4604pretty sure a lot of older family members say stuff like that as a way to build confidence, but don't realize how weird they sound. Of course, there are exceptions to the rule and kids should tell their parents if its making them uncomfortable.
Lets just get offended at everything
“That could have been you, Mary, but your dad’s a pastor🥺” 😂😂
The thing that drove me the most crazy about this show is that the characters would never say goodbye before hanging up the phone. Well, that and Kevin's police partner who was the sole voice against the Iraq war, then all of a sudden a few episodes later she's super supportive of the war and the president.
Lol most people in my family don't say goodbye when hanging up the phone either, but it still drives me insane
I bet it was bc of Natalie Maines’ views and the show runners not wanting to be cancelled like the Dixie chicks at that time.
It would be really weird if they were saying goodbye after hanging up the phone.
The not saying goodbye over the phone thing is in pretty much every tv show. I’ve always assumed it was to save time, but it feels so phony, nobody just hangs up like that. Also not closing the door after entering a house, every 90s sitcom was guilty of that bullshit
Whoa. Didn’t realize the actor playing the dad was a convicted child molester.😮😮😮
He looks like one.
He was method acting
Yep, he loves the peaches & pancakes. 😵💫
Yea and the worst part is he never served time
@@cecenick123 - I don't think any of the victims came forward.
Omg I have been doing a rewatch from the beginning as well and I have been HORRIFIED by how problematic this show was. It turned into a hate watch. Those kids had so many ‘talks’ with their parents it was ridiculous. And for a Christian family that is supposed to have responsible rules around dating and sex it sure was a constant topic as well as the parents constantly being inappropriate and weird… if people really did grow up in these types of households they would have so many hang ups. Also the oldest brother is borderline stalker and gaslighting in his relationships
The family was actually Protestant not Christian
@Sweetkaos26 Protestants ARE Christians. They believe in the teachings of and worship Jesus Christ, that's the basic definition of a Christian.
@@Sweetkaos26Protestant are Christian
So basically Full House with a Degrassi edge
Every time he inserted the pastor dad roast in there I literally lost it lmfaooooooo
My mother's family is Catholic and Loved this show; it was like the perfect family show to them 😂😂
Looking back, redflags! It's so weirdly out of touch for even the 90s
Listen, I’m a Christian, and I still cackled all the way through this. I need more.
The way I was hooked on this show as a kid is so embarrassing!
😂 same!
I was Christian growing up and definitely hooked on the show too 😂😂😂 we literally gathered as a family every Monday to watch it.
Rob, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. 😂😂7th Heaven is so nuts! Thank you!! You’re the best 🩵🩵
Edit: omg the therapy session at the very end!
When I was younger, I didnt really like the mom I thought she was a bit mean. But when I got older I realized how awesome the mom really was.
I used to be a Legal Assistant and one of the things one of the attorneys told me was to never go back into the store to return something you accidentally walked out with without paying for because they will press charges. Like even if it was just a small thing you didn't see when you were unloading your cart at checkout and then you found once you got to the car, keep it and keep your mouth shut about it. You will always regret honesty. Telling the kid to take the glass back was definitely the wrong advice. 😂
My thing is, how did the dad know the glass is stolen?
It is a glass! It would look like any other glass they have. No way you could spot it.
Also, overreaction by the restauranter. You have plenty of glasses. Also, you can afford time and money going to court, when you run a small business, for a glass?
@@dhenderson1810 I dunno, sometimes small restaurant owners are weird. I used to wash dishes in a tea shop in college, and my boss would get so mad if one of the $6 teapots broke. She insisted I wash them by putting them in hot soapy water, then immediately in cold rinse water. Then after they were used, they'd rattle around in the busing tray for awhile. They were under a lot of stress and sometimes when I put them in the cold water, they'd just crack in half. No matter how many times I explained the physics to her, she never understood. The woman drove a Lincoln Town Car but claimed she couldn't afford a $6 teapot. For reference, with inflation, that's like buying a $76k car today. Priorities, I guess.
I have wallked out with something not paid for on accident in stores a few times. Found out when unloading cart into car and I've always gone back inside immediately and said, "this didn't get rung up, can you please ring it up now for me, I'm not a dang theif and don't want to start today being one on accident either?" Thye've looked at me crazy alright but, it was only because I actually came back inside to pay for it. They always say people would have just kept going on, not come back and pay for it. I just tell them Im not normal people I guess.
Honesty is usually the best way to go in al situations. You don't have to be an asshole in any situation but, you can always tell the truth. And no, most people will not press charges on you for a simple mistake and owning up to it. Besides most states have a law that you have to be CAUGHT stealing the item. Someone coming back to give back the item they took, wouuld be really hard (and in impossible) to show the court that they incurred LOSS due to the theft. They didn't if they damn item was returned and they never even knew it was gone anyhow in the first place. So they didnt exactly incur a loss. What could they actually sue/press charges for exactly? Nothing
Also they would have to prove in court (and to the cops that is) when it was stolen and how it was stolen etc. They wouldn't have that info, especially if the person returning said item keeps their mouth shut at that ;point when cops are called. They'd lose their case big time! Doubtful the cops would even arrest without that info or some proof thereof of the incident happening truly, Sounds like I need to know this ;lawyer you're talking to and never go to him at all.
@@SweetTea-Stephens Where we lived there were stores that didn't care and would prosecute if you confessed to it even if it was an accident. We had clients that had that happen all the time. One was a mother who put something on her baby's stroller and forgot to put it on the belt at checkout and was arrested. That's why she told me not to do that. Because my honesty would have turned into a criminal prosecution and she knew I wasn't a criminal. It's a shame since honesty certainly is the better policy, but when stores don't care, you have to protect yourself from malice.
It's so bad it's comical. Love Beverley Mitchell's appearance as a guest at the end!
I live for the guest appearance at the end! 😂
I forgot 7th heaven was a show. It feels like a fever dream that I had as a 5 year old 😂
😂 valid. that’s how I feel about the Huggabunch movie.
😂😂 Lord I used to watch this show every week. And you were in the same room as Beverley Mitchell??? That's so great that she's in on the fun.
This entire compilation was hilarious! I watched this show as a Christian kid and always thought it was so great! JNCO jeans cause prison. 🤣
Pastor: You’re a bad dad
Coach: Aren’t you a predator?
Me:💀
Of course the dad is randomly hanging around outside the school when they hug in the middle finger episode 😅😅 the bulimia one is probably the most bizarre, how did they even come up with that storyline 😂
I'd like to think they were trying to vilify bulimic people but halfway through writing someone was like, "hey, that's not evil, it's actually just a medical condition" so they switched things up a bit.
Of course the dad was just randomly just hanging outside the school.
Omg the drunk aunt getting the makeover only to end up serving Sarah: Plain & Tall
Wow let’s just pray that wholesome shows are still made. The world lost its mind and need a little 7th heaven in 2024 for real.
I have fond memories of watching 7th heaven in college because it was so over the top cheesy. We would gather at a friends house have dinner and wine and laugh our butts off on the silliness. So funny to go down memory lane with you. Still one of the most crazy silly cringe show ever.
Therapist: I am going to make so. Much. MONEY.
My favorite " We have save Mary from herself" is when she is dating a man twice her age and everyone in the family tries to talk her out of that so much she leaves for good until she has a big secret that she married to a random guest star from like the first season and settles down for the rest of the show 😂
Personally I remember they had an intervention for her one time and Ruthie who was like 10 was basically telling her "nah I'm not wasting my energy on you anymore, you suck"
@@bigbearkat2010 she came back after like 2 months and went to school and was on the straight in narrow. This after she tried to be a firefighter and became a flight attendant. This one was the last intervention but they all did it one by one ending with Eric ambushing her in her car and they were fighting down the highway and Mary kicked him out of the car.
The worst part is, there are people who are actually like this and think we all need to be.
seriously it's scary
So how do you think things should be?
I wanna know your parenting advice?
Im willing to bet a 1000 dollars that the producers of this show we're trolling everyone. There's no way this was supposed to be serious. Im dying laughing as I type lmfao
THIS💯👍
This 18 minutes of my life spent watching this collection of shorts was so therapeutic. You are a godsend for healing years of trauma I had as a little kid watching this horrible show. 😢
I lost it at "theyre on that good shit, theyre on that Benjamin Moore "
LOL!!!!
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I wonder why I was so obsessed with this show when I was 12 and then I realize it's because Barry Watson was very pleasant to look at.
Same honestly 🤣
I like how they call glue-sniffing "huffing". It almost sounds wholesome 😂
That’s what it was called back then.
Every episode ends "they might be poor". 🤣
The alchohol episode makes me angry because you cana absolutely 100% die, game over, no take backs if you try to quit alchohol like that!
"ive smoked pot" line of all time...
Was not expecting the end