Why Most Mandalorians Were ADDICTED to Committing War Crimes

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  • @geetslys
    @geetslys  3 года назад +79

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    What do you guys think the worst Mandalorian war crime was btw?

    • @Hinokassaudifan1
      @Hinokassaudifan1 3 года назад +5

      Crusades? Holy War? Hmmm. Sounds familiar.

    • @DMCM1
      @DMCM1 3 года назад

      Will do

    • @thomaskimber8722
      @thomaskimber8722 3 года назад +3

      We gonna talk about how this was uploaded like 40 minutes ago yet he commented this four days ago?

    • @johnnyfives5416
      @johnnyfives5416 3 года назад +1

      Can you do a video of demagol who is the star wars equivalent of josef mengele.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +6

      @thomas kimber BLACK MAGIC

  • @Manunido
    @Manunido 3 года назад +589

    “How many war crimes have your people committed?”
    Mandalore: Yes

    • @animecrunchtime
      @animecrunchtime 3 года назад +24

      Mandalore: we committed some more while you were gone

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 3 года назад +34

      Mandalore: war crimes? Did you mean bonus objectives?

    • @VIPGarrett
      @VIPGarrett 3 года назад +15

      Mandalorians: we comited so many war crimes that we had to stop keeping track
      Yuuzang Vong: thats cute

    • @mr.chaplain4958
      @mr.chaplain4958 3 года назад

      *Laughs in Warhammer 40K*

    • @michaelhowze8198
      @michaelhowze8198 3 года назад +5

      @@mr.chaplain4958 What Heresy is this? You disgust me citzen implying that the Emperors holy defenders could commit a crime. I should report you to the Inquisition...

  • @tubby1833
    @tubby1833 3 года назад +768

    Bro they literally tortured the sentience out of an entire species. Wow.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +222

      As Waka Flocka put it so elegantly, "They go hard in the paint"

    • @jackmakila3776
      @jackmakila3776 3 года назад +116

      Thats gotta be the worst one on the list for me even genocide didn't seem as bad as that one

    • @tubby1833
      @tubby1833 3 года назад +144

      @@jackmakila3776 Yeah. I mean of course genocide is bad, but to torture a species so thoroughly and consistently to the point where it is impossible for any of them to form complex thoughts and actually perceive things is terrible. I would much rather die than become a mindless animal.

    • @ryanfilmproductions6849
      @ryanfilmproductions6849 3 года назад +42

      If you’ve ever played KotOR you can hear stories about these and similar things from Canderous, he’s got pretty cool stories

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 3 года назад +83

      @Grey-Wolf 93 You know you're a hated people when your entire planet being glassed is considered a good thing by most of the galaxy

  • @elijahnajera5425
    @elijahnajera5425 3 года назад +777

    *Me pointing at everyone in the Star Wars universe.*
    War crimes, war crimes everywhere.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +162

      At this point, they should call them "War Norms"

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 года назад +49

      “Those are tactics, Buzz.”

    • @HettycTracyn
      @HettycTracyn 3 года назад +8

      They do have different laws than us

    • @theempiredidnothingwrong3227
      @theempiredidnothingwrong3227 3 года назад +29

      To be fair real war is basically both sides doing screwed up crap to one another and the loser getting villianized for all eternity for his effed up crap. Granted there are those few who take it to an unholy extreme *cough *cough Germany and Japan. But most wars generally involve well people committing war crimes to the other side whether under order or small groups of soldiers going rogue. Its gonna sound generic but war is hell.

    • @khahinmetameta7826
      @khahinmetameta7826 3 года назад +16

      Chaos
      Tau empire
      Eldar
      Dark eldar
      Imperium of man
      Say what?

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X 3 года назад +717

    Counselor: what brings you to rehab?
    Mando: I literally can't stop committing horrific war crimes and I think it relates to my relationship with me mom

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +154

      That counselor is gonna need a therapist

    • @Vasil-of2ki
      @Vasil-of2ki 3 года назад +14

      @@geetslys 😂😂😂

    • @jacobhall9321
      @jacobhall9321 3 года назад +17

      @@geetslys so is the therapist

    • @zemildlybird2024
      @zemildlybird2024 3 года назад +10

      @@jacobhall9321 so is that therapist

    • @d73w80
      @d73w80 3 года назад +7

      @@geetslys and that therapist a counselor

  • @ramarblood7697
    @ramarblood7697 3 года назад +437

    Fandom: The Jedi Committed so many war crimes why are they the good guys?
    Sith: Yeah, the jedi are evil.
    Mandalorians: Pathetic.

    • @VIPGarrett
      @VIPGarrett 3 года назад +35

      Yuuzang Vong: does killing half the galaxy count as a war crime?

    • @thegradyfiles
      @thegradyfiles 3 года назад +3

      @@VIPGarrett Yes it would how many plants are in the Star Wars galaxy

    • @digitaldevil696
      @digitaldevil696 3 года назад +6

      Even funnier because mandos were often allied with sith

    • @collinpearson5456
      @collinpearson5456 2 года назад +6

      No the jedi are the good guys

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 2 года назад +3

      Infinite Empire: hold my humanoid carcass

  • @PositiviteaTheFirst
    @PositiviteaTheFirst 3 года назад +460

    "Why the Mandalorians committed the most war crimes"
    The Mandalorians: *"It's not a war crime if I don't think it's a war crime"*

    • @ironwolf2244
      @ironwolf2244 3 года назад +27

      Many people have thought that way. Just look at colonialism. The British, French, Dutch and so on, didn't see most of the people they were ruling over as human as themselves. You have the Nazis of course, but then after WW2 colonialism continued. The French-Indo Chinese war literally happened in 1949. And then America's involvement in Vietnam later on. And the varied conflicts of the Soviets So it's not an uncommon thing.

    • @BHalo98
      @BHalo98 3 года назад +24

      It’s only a war crime if you lose

    • @Blowtorch87
      @Blowtorch87 3 года назад +3

      @@BHalo98 too bad they lost

    • @lukemorrow7083
      @lukemorrow7083 3 года назад +3

      @@BHalo98 False, the Geneva convention sets out what war crimes are, some governments may not recognise this, but there soldiers have still committed war crimes, they just do not recognise the authority enforcing them.

    • @BHalo98
      @BHalo98 3 года назад +5

      @@lukemorrow7083 dude everyone knows what the Geneva Convention is you don’t need to go through every single comment thread in this video and tell everyone how much you know

  • @brucehc4975
    @brucehc4975 3 года назад +186

    Mandalore: "It's not a war-crime if there's nothing left to witness your war-crime".

    • @Dezzyyy
      @Dezzyyy 3 года назад +12

      Hitlers logic 101

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 3 года назад +10

      That was until Revan had a force vision of their war crime

    • @scarecrow4607
      @scarecrow4607 2 года назад +3

      2000 Bounty in Whiterun.
      Mandalore kills chicken.
      Last witness erased.

    • @Furonanator139
      @Furonanator139 Год назад

      hey apparently I'm a Mandalorian everytime I play Civ 6 then lol

  • @macewindu3492
    @macewindu3492 3 года назад +224

    "Geneva convention more like Geneva Suggestion"
    -some Mandalorian at some point, probably

    • @chipsarc
      @chipsarc 3 года назад +21

      Mace Windu Can’t violate the Geneva convention if it doesn’t exist!

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 3 года назад +7

      @@chipsarc True that, or else the Jedi would be in serious doo doo for using child soldiers.

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 года назад +7

      @@englishlady9797 if we had children thay could move objects their minds and perform super human feats in real life, they would most certainly be used as child soldiers.

    • @burningrivers0616
      @burningrivers0616 3 года назад +1

      @@dillongage7628 an example of this is the game “Beyond: Two souls.” It’s the most realistic depiction of how a person with actual “supernatural” powers would be used by a military

    • @thedodorex7612
      @thedodorex7612 3 года назад +1

      More like Geneva Heresy.

  • @mysteriousstranger9182
    @mysteriousstranger9182 3 года назад +384

    My Strange addictions is going to have a field day with this

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +56

      That rock eating lady has nothing on this.

    • @johnmemes6447
      @johnmemes6447 3 года назад +4

      @@geetslys that sand eating lady has nothing ether

    • @alexporter7379
      @alexporter7379 3 года назад +3

      @@geetslys toilet paper eating one might be close though

    • @EdaugEthanbYT
      @EdaugEthanbYT 3 года назад +2

      @@alexporter7379 my cat eats toilet paper

    • @robotic-race
      @robotic-race 3 года назад +9

      But this addiction is normal

  • @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034
    @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034 3 года назад +248

    Fans: "How many war crimes did you commit to gain such notoriety?"
    Mandalorians: "I don't know. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?"

    • @brasswing2681
      @brasswing2681 3 года назад +9

      Me: the galaxy is doomed

    • @Grim-c8n
      @Grim-c8n 3 года назад +16

      Pre Vizsla: *Pulls out Darksaber* "WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"

    • @VIPGarrett
      @VIPGarrett 3 года назад +5

      Yuuzang Vong: how many loaves of bread is killing half the galaxy worth?

    • @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034
      @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034 3 года назад +3

      Luke: :o
      Jacen Solo (aka the OG kylo ren): "YUUZAAAAANG!"

    • @justRICHTOFEN
      @justRICHTOFEN 3 года назад +3

      Ah yes a jojo reference

  • @nasa_shirt1380
    @nasa_shirt1380 3 года назад +115

    This really shows how much duchess Satine would have seemed like a traitor to the mandos

    • @Armored_Ariete
      @Armored_Ariete 3 года назад +44

      She led the pacifists, imagine pacifisms being the radical-extremist ideology for your civilization

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 3 года назад +36

      Despite loving war obsessed mandalorians, I feel it was natural that after the massive defeat they experienced at Revan s hands, the mandos would consider pacifism. Atleast until death watch slapped them back into action.

    • @brycebrooks8484
      @brycebrooks8484 3 года назад +8

      Imagine being so small brained that you try to enforce a pacifistic regime on a warrior race while theres a whole ass galactic war happening, not to mentiom the other dangers the galaxy holds

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 3 года назад +23

      @@brycebrooks8484 agreed, it was inevitable that the mandalorians would go back to being war like, especially with the clone wars occurring. But i felt the ducchess was noble for trying.

    • @user-pn4py6vr4n
      @user-pn4py6vr4n 2 года назад

      There's a case to be made that pacifism is a good self preservation strategy for the Mandalorians at this point in time. After millennia of horrific war crimes against billions upon billions of people, how much longer might the people of the galaxy tolerate such brutality before simply glassing their planet in return?
      Oh wait, the Night of a Thousand Tears was a thing.

  • @VIPGarrett
    @VIPGarrett 3 года назад +54

    “The mandlorians committed the most war crimes out of any faction”
    **Laughs in Yuuzang Vong**

  • @HettycTracyn
    @HettycTracyn 3 года назад +78

    As they say: don’t judge people by what their fathers did, but by the fathers that they will be.

    • @redpilldiogenes4741
      @redpilldiogenes4741 3 года назад +1

      Is that a reiterated version of Ezekiel 18:20 or is that from something else.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 3 года назад

      Profound

    • @HettycTracyn
      @HettycTracyn 3 года назад +7

      @@redpilldiogenes4741 It is from the Star Wars Legends series Republic Commandos.
      Not an exact quote.

    • @redpilldiogenes4741
      @redpilldiogenes4741 3 года назад +2

      @@HettycTracyn pretty cool quote
      Legends gets a bad rap but there’s some really decent stuff in there

    • @pphyjynx8217
      @pphyjynx8217 3 года назад +4

      @@redpilldiogenes4741 legends does not get a bad rap

  • @englishlady9797
    @englishlady9797 3 года назад +45

    People: "Darth Vader is irredeemable because he committed genocide" but usually can't point to a specific example except Alderaan which he wasn't responsible for.
    Same people: Mandalorians are wonderful, and really good guys. They saved baby Yoda!

    • @AisforArtemis
      @AisforArtemis 3 года назад +5

      Well din djarren saved grogu, not the entire mandalorian creed

    • @JagmasterGeneral12374
      @JagmasterGeneral12374 2 года назад +4

      If you consider legend cannon he slaughtered all a entire city and much more

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 7 месяцев назад

      ...Sure, can't point to a specific example. *side eyes the purge of the Jedi temple and the slaughter of children therein*

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 7 месяцев назад

      @@Jwsponky Sure.... Mandalorians are kind of keen on killing kids too. Case in point: Bo-Katan. During the Clone Wars she and the Death Wath enslaved a village of indigenous folk on a planet called Carlacc. When they resisted,, they killed the chief and his grand-daughter and burned their village.
      Now tell me, was than genocide? Actually, a lot closer to the definition of genocide than the Jedi Purge. Yet Bo-Katan is almost universally consdiered a "goodie"
      Or how about the Jedi Order sending underage children into combat? Like Ahsoka at 14 - and she as far from the youngest.
      How many children died that way: more than during the purge.
      You see when you look at the picture as a whole, its not so black and white.

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 7 месяцев назад

      @@englishlady9797 Never claimed the Mandalorians were innocent, just took mild umbrage with your claim that Vader was. Though I am uncertain who you say the Jedi sent into battle that were younger than Ahsoka. The only ones that come to mind are the jedi trainees that she babysat for a few episodes, that were ambushed by pirates and stranded behind what suddenly became Separatist lines.

  • @graagMMA
    @graagMMA 3 года назад +91

    So that’s why Din was so good at murdering those jawas....

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 3 года назад +28

      They were stealing his shit. They had it coming

    • @jimstunt9893
      @jimstunt9893 3 года назад

      Who’s is Din

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 3 года назад +3

      @@jimstunt9893 The Mandalorian's name. His full birth name is Din Djarin

    • @jimstunt9893
      @jimstunt9893 3 года назад

      @@MR.LMR1996 oh I was wondering about that. Thanks

    • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
      @jungleinsectspikewall4474 3 года назад

      Jawas desurve it lmao

  • @starpilot9497
    @starpilot9497 3 года назад +40

    “Looks like it’s time for a war crime.” - Unknown Mandalorian Warrior

  • @silvertemplar8061
    @silvertemplar8061 3 года назад +116

    Oh man, Revan just got 100x more badass and honorable in my book...The fact that he literally took the helmet of a person who was supposed to be his enemy, and recognizing the righteous purpose and honor within that one person, he made that same promise and vow to himself, and transformed the very symbol that had brought oppression and death, into a symbol of stalwart justice and righteousness. BADASS.

    • @animeiscancerfurriesarefet217
      @animeiscancerfurriesarefet217 2 года назад +2

      bro he was a simp. soon as he knew it was a lady mando he went full simp. smh

    • @matearas7787
      @matearas7787 2 года назад +1

      I enjoyed defeating revan as mando in swtor

  • @doomguy19931
    @doomguy19931 3 года назад +20

    "If they can't defend themselves, they deserve to be conquered."
    - Canderous Ordo

  • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
    @RomanHistoryFan476AD 3 года назад +185

    Funny enough their hypocritical though, because when the other side started playing dirty and committing war crimes suddenly it was not fair, especially when Mandalore was losing hard.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 года назад +59

      Tell me about it. When both the Sith/Empire and Jedi/Republic finally get sick of their shit, they play the "Woe is me" act, like they weren't acting like a bunch of nutcases, pillaging and burning wherever they went.

    • @ledanoir1239
      @ledanoir1239 3 года назад +29

      mandos are hypocritical, smug, boaster, cheater, violent sociopath individuals, and thats why I hate them... Thats why I would hate them if they werent so cool...

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 3 года назад +10

      @@randomcenturion7264 Yeah your right there, i never got the appeal of the Mandalorians though really. Why do folks fanboy over them so much.

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 3 года назад +27

      @Phily T Oh yeah indeed, Spartans where salty losers indeed. Here is a funny story for you Spartan fanboys love to say that Romans never conquered Sparta as they where scared of them. The truth was the romans never thought they where worth the effort and Sparta willingly bowed the knee to Rome. The Romans actually saw Sparta as a amusement park where they could go see a weird culture in action.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 года назад +21

      @@RomanHistoryFan476AD Well because, despite the fact that they can be absolute asshats:
      1: No faction is perfect so, fans take the good with the bad (Hell I'm an Empire fan and I KNOW my guys a F**ked up.)
      2: Despite all the bad they do, Mandalorians are never one set group. For every monster the create, there is a hero to balance it. Where there are Mandalorian slavers, there are also freedom fighters who roam the galaxy protecting the weak without even stopping to ask for thanks. Basically, they're a very flexible lot.
      3: The armor. The armor is a big reason for fans to love them. It's pretty badass.
      So, there's my three reasons at least why fans love them so much. I do to. Just not afraid to call out their B.S now and then.

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel7 3 года назад +15

    KOTOR 2 has my favorite comment on this. The Mandalorians, to some extent, only even bothered with killing civilians to goad the republic into giving them a "good fight." Almost like petulant children throwing a tantrum, and demanding to be taken seriously... Their tantrums just ended up being significantly more costly

  • @Hinokassaudifan1
    @Hinokassaudifan1 3 года назад +93

    Nah fam. The empire reduced unemployment and crime rates on alderaan to 0. We are the good guys ;)

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +37

      Last I checked, 0 people unemployed out of 0 produces a calculator error.

    • @davidordaz5251
      @davidordaz5251 3 года назад

      Yeah committing mass genocide makes the empire the good guys yeah makes sense lol

    • @EdaugEthanbYT
      @EdaugEthanbYT 3 года назад +1

      @@geetslys lol

    • @rotimijohnson6536
      @rotimijohnson6536 3 года назад +9

      @@davidordaz5251 Can’t be evil if there is no one alive to prove it

    • @valravnsshadow9422
      @valravnsshadow9422 3 года назад +5

      Can't be "evil" if there's no "good" to compare it to.

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 3 года назад +55

    Now *this* is a Title that is an absolute fact!
    Afterall weapons are a part of their *religion*

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +12

      So Mandalorians are just Americans?

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 3 года назад +13

      @@geetslys more like the crazy combination of cartels+americans+tribal people

    • @Hinokassaudifan1
      @Hinokassaudifan1 3 года назад +7

      @@geetslys but they lack greed and corruption tho

    • @ExvinityYT
      @ExvinityYT 3 года назад +3

      @@Hinokassaudifan1 not all American's are like that

    • @themandalorian9747
      @themandalorian9747 3 года назад

      @@geetslys Well yes but actually no

  • @ianmaluk1
    @ianmaluk1 3 года назад +11

    This was something I've always had a major grip about with the Mandalorians... Their wars and war crimes are so extreme and numerous, that logically they should have been declared as enemies by the rest of the galaxy. Because it makes no sense why any government would let an entire culture commit so many atrocities, especially on their own people, and never have the Mandalorians answer for all their crimes. Or just simply annihilated them whole sail due to the danger of leaving them alone.

    • @PetroBeherha
      @PetroBeherha 2 года назад +1

      Well said. But if I remember, they were eventually beaten back by the Republic.

    • @ericpaunovic3579
      @ericpaunovic3579 2 года назад +2

      answer to your question is simple: they were too weak, all sides were too weak to bring down mandalorians, republic has always lost pure army vs army wars with mandalorians only time a power "won" over mandalorians was when they were integrated into sith empire but even that was political move rather than army one and mandalorians consented to it

    • @aniketbiswas7660
      @aniketbiswas7660 9 месяцев назад

      @@ericpaunovic3579 After Revan the Mandalorian were completely broken in strength and unity a lot of beskar was even taken from them by force. Even 700 or so year before the battle of Yavin a Ruusan era demilitered republic along with the Jedi crushed the mandalorins in a short and brutal war.

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 3 года назад +27

    Honestly, at this point, I think you’d be hard pressed to find ANY important characters in the Star Wars universe that didn’t commit war crimes

    • @W0DAN88
      @W0DAN88 3 года назад +1

      R2D2?
      Leia?
      I can't think of any more

    • @Someone-wj1lf
      @Someone-wj1lf 3 года назад +6

      @@W0DAN88 Did Leia not fake surrender a few times? Or once disguised as a stormtrooper.
      If I remember well, that’s two war crimes.

    • @WeirdMagnus
      @WeirdMagnus Год назад +1

      @@W0DAN88 R2D2 destroyed a planet in dark empire technically

  • @Megalon-qc8pf
    @Megalon-qc8pf 3 года назад +14

    Wow... they made a sentient race of dragons into literally just a space dragon horse. Good god

  • @hanifloka130
    @hanifloka130 3 года назад +11

    Mandos: *commit war crimes*
    Mand'alors: *Kylo Ren meme* "MORE!"

  • @richardschneider7629
    @richardschneider7629 3 года назад +18

    Mandalor The Ultimate "This Is The Way"

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 3 года назад +181

    Up until Jaster Mereel and the True Mandalorians, this WAS the way

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +63

      We need more talk of the Mandalorian Civil war in the current canon!

    • @indianajones4321
      @indianajones4321 3 года назад +21

      @@geetslys very true, at least Allen over at Generation Tech has been covering some of it. I think there should be a series like the Clone Wars about Jango Fett and the Mandalorian Civil War

    • @toby1061
      @toby1061 3 года назад +11

      Geetsly's Mandalorians need more coverage in all of Star Wars. We need an Old republic franchise because not only would it be awsome, but it would also give Star Wars a new life.

    • @rcbmmines4579
      @rcbmmines4579 3 года назад +5

      @@indianajones4321 the recent episode of the Mandalorian has Boba confirm that Jango fought in the Mandalorian Civil War and his Chain Code in Mandoa confirms Jaster Mereel adopted him again in current canon!

    • @indianajones4321
      @indianajones4321 3 года назад +5

      @@rcbmmines4579 I’m so glad Jango’s involvement in the Mandalorian Civil War is canon now

  • @bellthegoat9477
    @bellthegoat9477 3 года назад +36

    Well this Time RUclips notification had not fail at me

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +3

      Yah we know, the notifications can be so wonky!

  • @RevanofRuin
    @RevanofRuin 2 года назад +4

    Therapist: the EVIL version of How To Train Your Dragon from doesn't exist...
    Mandalorians: hold my spice, I got a war crime crusade to start

  • @LocalMemeFarmer
    @LocalMemeFarmer 3 года назад +25

    People getting on their high horse about mandos somehow being morally superior to force users (by virtue of not being born with special powers) really make me raise a brow and it’s because of the video topic like. Everyone in star wars has done shitty things, no one is inherently better, chill out.

  • @CaesarAugustus27
    @CaesarAugustus27 2 года назад +7

    "The Sith believe that peace is a lie while the Mandalorians believe it's a sin"

  • @khahinmetameta7826
    @khahinmetameta7826 3 года назад +10

    Mandalore the imperium of man called you're hired.
    The mandalorians are ruthless merciless people they'd fit right into 40k verse.

  • @justindawson520
    @justindawson520 3 года назад +64

    I’m gonna watch this later but I love the title it drew me in😂😂😂

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +12

      That's the goal!

    • @manlikelk8167
      @manlikelk8167 3 года назад

      Hol up

    • @harrold50
      @harrold50 3 года назад

      Damn right who doesn't love a good war crime lol jp

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 3 года назад +6

    “They get all the movies, they get all the books, they get all the war crimes; it’s not fair.”

  • @liamrowlands6809
    @liamrowlands6809 3 года назад +8

    War crimes is such a harsh term, the Mando's prefer guaranteed hostile casualties

  • @amistake6915
    @amistake6915 3 года назад +8

    Anakin and Obi-wan: im somthing of a mandalorian myself

  • @kaydenkuah3844
    @kaydenkuah3844 2 года назад +5

    Anakin: see, I’m not that bad
    *proceeds to massacre another population*

  • @evildoctortaco
    @evildoctortaco 3 года назад +29

    the classic Mandalorians were basically just an even more extreme version of the Japanese Empire lol

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 3 года назад +9

      It's like if you combined the Japanese empire with classical Sparta and Imperialist Rome and they were lead by bipartisan government consisting of the Mongols and the 3rd Reich ...

  • @ruukiopl6917
    @ruukiopl6917 3 года назад +7

    "War crimes exist"
    Mandalorian: This is the way

  • @thebeanman99
    @thebeanman99 3 года назад +26

    Mandolorians be like *scratches neck* y’all got any w-war crimes?

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +5

      Gotta love Chapelle's Show!

  • @EwingAmaterasu
    @EwingAmaterasu 3 года назад +3

    Mandolorian: weapons are part of my religion… but war crimes? They are like going to mass.

  • @ajax1475
    @ajax1475 3 года назад +3

    Who would wipe out a spicies at 3 am?
    Cassus Fett : Oh boy 3 am

  • @ZombieSlayerTakashi
    @ZombieSlayerTakashi 2 года назад +1

    @ 9:36 Bruh whoever drew Revan wielding a cross guard Lightsaber is fucking brilliant!

  • @unhandydaddy5117
    @unhandydaddy5117 3 года назад +20

    As the great Sun Tsu once said:
    "There's always time to commit a war crime"

  • @Sov-Ryn15
    @Sov-Ryn15 3 года назад +2

    To guess what the original Crusaders would think looking at Clone Wars Era Mandalore. They’d go full berserk.

  • @kentomarek6823
    @kentomarek6823 3 года назад +4

    Mandos have their own code of honor and moral. The best thing about Mando thinking is Revan. Respected yes, but also hated. He was an unexpected "equal". In SWtoR Clan Farr even joined his cultists, as sign of honoring his warrior way. Mandos are a lot like the Vikings in our world, brutal warriors on first sight, but civilized.

    • @kentomarek6823
      @kentomarek6823 3 года назад

      @LordMunchkin They have other standards for civilized. But Respect is a thing both Mandos and "Outsiders" (Rest of the Galaxy) share.

  • @oliverallen5324
    @oliverallen5324 3 года назад +31

    “Life is conflict. Peace is death.”
    Sounds like mandolorians have some Scandinavian philosophy.

  • @KingNerdpickleEsquire
    @KingNerdpickleEsquire 8 месяцев назад +4

    I just want to note that these war crimes seem to have stopped after the Neo crusades, so it’s quite possible that the mandalorians decided it wasn’t cool anymore (my headcanon being that it was canderous Ordo’s doing)

  • @josevictorionunez9312
    @josevictorionunez9312 2 года назад +4

    Mandalorians were to Star Wars to what the IJA was to World War 2. They both talk a lot about honor and not surrendering but committed inhumane acts.

  • @lowqualityproductions4740
    @lowqualityproductions4740 3 года назад +12

    A video idea: the best lighsaber form of combat

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +13

      Ooh! Lightsaber forms and a how-to guide would be awesome!

    • @zexalbrony4799
      @zexalbrony4799 3 года назад

      Now that would be awesome. I've seen Generation Tech talk about Lightsaber forms, but I would love to see my favorite Star Wars RUclipsr ever discuss them. :)

  • @doomdude9405
    @doomdude9405 3 года назад +7

    Orks (WH40k) versus Mandalorians
    They both love war so it would be a match made in heaven.

  • @noahleonard2481
    @noahleonard2481 3 года назад +8

    Nearly everyone in the Star Wars universe has committed a war crime. Hell, even Jar Jar has. You know it’s bad when the character whose personality could be punishable by death has legitimate crimes under his belt.

  • @Byronthebull
    @Byronthebull 3 года назад +2

    Mandalorians: FIGHT ME
    *REVAN ENTERS THE STAGE
    Mandalorians: no wait, not like that

  • @123lovelylady
    @123lovelylady 3 года назад +14

    Rebels: we are the good guys!
    Me after counting all the war crimes they did: yeah...sure you guys are

    • @thegradyfiles
      @thegradyfiles 3 года назад

      I’ll prepare the trail. Just need to identify what war crimes were committed by what rebel cells

  • @Thalanox
    @Thalanox 3 года назад +12

    "The Mandalorians just saw geno side as a normal part of war."
    To be fair, that's pretty much how most of the world seems to have seen it. Winning a war thoroughly. It seems to have been a pretty recent development to consider something like genocide to be something like a war crime. In fact, I'm not even sure how old War Crimes are as a concept.

    • @Drave_Jr.
      @Drave_Jr. 2 года назад

      Probably the first Geneva Conventions. Even then, there was no real enforcement till 1945.

  • @mcolottiboy
    @mcolottiboy 3 года назад +5

    Say what you want about Satine being a pacifist but I can see why she wanted to change mandalorian society to be less violent. Mandalorians are monsters.

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 3 года назад

      mcolottiboy to everyone but themselves and a few select warrior cultures, they're literally seen as monsters and barbarians...

  • @luisflores5002
    @luisflores5002 3 года назад +3

    Mandalorians reminds me of the imperial japan. They not thended to surrender and despised the captured enemy . and experimented on captives too

    • @danshakuimo
      @danshakuimo 3 года назад +1

      I was about to say this but you got here first. Yeah basically the Imperial Japanese Army x Mongols. Supposedly the Nanjing Massacre happened because a bunch of soldiers dressed as civilians to avoid being killed, and the Japanese saw this as dishonorable and went crazy .

  • @teleportedbreadfor3days
    @teleportedbreadfor3days 2 года назад +3

    The Mandalorian reason for living a warrior's life, a battle against sloth, is a very scary concept. Thank god they're still people, because people can change, otherwise it means they will never stop fighting. And as we all know, Mandalorians put up good, flashy but overall bloody and destructive, devastating fights.

  • @EmeraldPhoenix-sp8hm
    @EmeraldPhoenix-sp8hm 3 года назад +3

    "What happened at Malachor - they, they probably deserved it."
    - Mira, KOTOR II

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez Год назад +3

    As someone else already said, you know your civilization is bad when the planet getting glassed like it's Halo is considered a good thing for the people living there

  • @pugswin1887
    @pugswin1887 3 года назад +8

    For the a Mandalorian these aren't called "war crimes" they are called "tactics"

  • @kalechips4564
    @kalechips4564 3 года назад +16

    Mandalorians when committing war crimes and disintegration: it’s just a part of war bro maybe you should be real warriors
    Mandalorians when war crimes and disintegration are used on them: this is unfair and brutal how could anyone be so monstrous!

    • @thesacredlobo
      @thesacredlobo 3 года назад +2

      To be fair, that tends to be the case in many fictional universes as well as real life.
      After all, a lot of people were running around and complaining about Anita using all of their hateful comments in order to raise money.

  • @code.c.
    @code.c. 3 года назад +5

    Gurren Lagann: Fighting spirit pierces the heavens and saves the universe!
    Star Wars: Fighting spirit creates unfathomable war crimes, including the enslavement and the degeneration of an entire species into non-sentient designation.

  • @adelbert7162
    @adelbert7162 3 года назад +30

    5:30 so they attack at night when the opponent is defenceless and call asking for help dishonorable?

    • @Kir927
      @Kir927 3 года назад +9

      Mandalorians of that era are the biggest hypocrites

    • @Kir927
      @Kir927 3 года назад +7

      @AKUJIRULE Sure, but slaughtering them and their non combatants is hardly in line with their sense of honor. If they were truly honorable they would fight them outright or simply not massacre them once the battle is won.

    • @adelbert7162
      @adelbert7162 3 года назад +5

      @AKUJIRULE maybe, but when Mndalorians where in disadvantage when Republic helped a planet they deemed it as wrong and killed everyone... sounds like hypocrisy to me

    • @adelbert7162
      @adelbert7162 3 года назад +1

      @Speedzone Speedforce I get ur point but the question is what is honorable to Mandalorians? I mean they could use the most sadistic ways to defeat their opponent and they could call it honorable, but if enemy takes advantage of a situation, for example, they may deem it as dishonorable

    • @brasswing2681
      @brasswing2681 3 года назад

      Hmm interesting

  • @joshuakolton9955
    @joshuakolton9955 3 года назад +102

    The one dislike is a butthurt mandalorian.

  • @shadow6480
    @shadow6480 3 года назад +3

    "Casually glasses a piece of a continent for their armies to land." The most Mandalorian thing possible.

  • @williamcostigan91
    @williamcostigan91 3 года назад +2

    Best not let Karen Traviss see this, her precious Mandalorians have never done anything wrong in her eyes.

  • @drew1519
    @drew1519 3 года назад +3

    Mandos: we love everything to do with war
    Everyone else: even war crimes
    Mandos: you heard me

  • @MultiTequilaSunrise
    @MultiTequilaSunrise 3 года назад +3

    The Mandalorians heard Emperor and thought they were in the 40k Universe. It has served them well.

  • @kingofpotatoes5973
    @kingofpotatoes5973 3 года назад +5

    Watching this video made me realize war, war never changes

  • @liamcore7203
    @liamcore7203 2 года назад +2

    They always fought outnumbered, Mando's would consider terror a force multiplier. Makes good sense, Spartans did the same thing which seemed to be a great inspiration for much Mando writing, like training, early childhood, t shaped visor, etc, etc, etc.

  • @jackbartholomaus6510
    @jackbartholomaus6510 3 года назад +6

    Is it me or are the Mandalorians kind of like the Samurai warriors from Japan?

    • @ghr501able
      @ghr501able 3 года назад +3

      Yup also the Vikings who believed only in warfare and dying on the battlefield was the only way into Valhalla

  • @macgyvermartin7347
    @macgyvermartin7347 3 года назад +4

    Me: isn't that a war crime?
    The Manndalorian's: "Well yes but actually no."

  • @amtraktrains5627
    @amtraktrains5627 3 года назад +2

    “It’s always fine to commit a war crime at any time.” -Sun Zoo

  • @foxmcqwerty608
    @foxmcqwerty608 3 года назад +3

    i'm not even mad... that's just impressive...

  • @lewisthisisjames6632
    @lewisthisisjames6632 3 года назад +25

    My confederacy took a page from their book.

  • @joshdoz9234
    @joshdoz9234 Год назад

    War Crimes: *Exist*
    Mandalorians: "I'll take your entire stock"

  • @presidentoftheussr5601
    @presidentoftheussr5601 3 года назад +2

    It’s says something that The Mandalorian, boba fat and even some members of death watch like boctan, are considered humane by mandolrian standards.

  • @churlish7851
    @churlish7851 2 года назад +1

    When revan puts the mask on its such a powerful moment in star wars lore

  • @williamknopp6936
    @williamknopp6936 3 года назад +2

    “What would u do for a Klondike bar”
    Mando’s: we don’t even need a Klondike bar war crimes are fun

  • @Martian2607
    @Martian2607 3 года назад +24

    The weak have no choice but to be consumed by the strong. This is the way.

    • @captainsandwhich7469
      @captainsandwhich7469 3 года назад +6

      Time to consume you

    • @eggsalad3316
      @eggsalad3316 3 года назад

      This is the way

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 года назад +4

      Mandos: They can do as they like.
      The Empire: Kay. (Proceeds to Purge the Mandalorians to Bejesus and back)
      Mandos: (Surprised Pikachu face.)

    • @captainsandwhich7469
      @captainsandwhich7469 3 года назад +1

      @@randomcenturion7264 :0

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 года назад +2

      @Speedzone Speedforce Interesting difference.
      The Sith think Peace is unattainable and embrace what they believe to be the truth of the Galaxy.
      The Mandos understand Peace IS possible, but actively reject it in favor of a life of combat and struggle.

  • @ethanmorrison7021
    @ethanmorrison7021 3 года назад +4

    Well our war crimes are defined by our ideals of morals and ethics. Mandalorian culture follows different ethics and morals. To them, peace was a sin and they would see our morals and ethics as horrific from their point of view. Everyone is the hero from their own point of view.

    • @aniketbiswas7660
      @aniketbiswas7660 9 месяцев назад

      Still monsterous, some stuff is bad no point of view whatabouisum. They still cry about the Republic crushing htme in 700bby in the modern story like it happened yesterday. Thier crimes a few thousand years of RECORDED history before that should be remembered.
      It not like they ever need to wage war they choose to.

  • @jameswagstaff984
    @jameswagstaff984 3 года назад +7

    Mandalorians, little more then glorified marauders, using honour as an excuse to slaughter innocence wile wearing armour to protect their weak and cowardly bodies and fragile egos

    • @james739123
      @james739123 3 года назад +5

      accusations like that are likely to get you killed

    • @jameswagstaff984
      @jameswagstaff984 3 года назад +4

      @@james739123 then my point is proven

    • @mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275
      @mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275 3 года назад +2

      and those hypocrites glassing the world first to make the invasions easier smh x,x

    • @themandalorian9747
      @themandalorian9747 3 года назад +2

      In the words of canderous ordo
      "Nice speech, I bet you tell yourself that every night so you can sleep."

    • @jameswagstaff984
      @jameswagstaff984 3 года назад +1

      @@themandalorian9747 in my own word, shove of

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge 3 года назад +3

    Mandos get a lot of glorification, but living for war means that the horrors of war basically become a way of life.

  • @OrDuneStudios
    @OrDuneStudios 3 года назад +2

    6:45 on the right yellow sus

  • @Mortablunt
    @Mortablunt 3 года назад +2

    Remember, everyone, these are our heroes, according to Karen Traviss.

    • @brodieo7690
      @brodieo7690 3 года назад +1

      Well she’s not wrong though

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 3 года назад +1

      @@brodieo7690 Her fangirling the Mandalorians goes way just beyond writing for the Clones.

  • @basedperson1533
    @basedperson1533 3 года назад +3

    I realized that I would be a Mandalorian in the Star Wars universe when you said that Mandalorians didnt see war crimes the same way other people did.

  • @aidenwalsh2050
    @aidenwalsh2050 3 года назад +2

    This is the way

  • @AndreNitroX
    @AndreNitroX 3 года назад +3

    So many great mandalorians named dropped in this video. Mandalore the ultimate, cassus fett, demagol, and Rohlan dyre. This is the way

  • @intselec2184
    @intselec2184 3 года назад +3

    Mandalorian crusade = Waag

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 3 года назад +2

    Imagine if The Mandalorian was centered around this storyline

  • @88DreadGT
    @88DreadGT 3 года назад +1

    "War crimes, this is the way"

  • @Hyren_Seris2014
    @Hyren_Seris2014 3 года назад +1

    The Major: *heavy breathing*

  • @id2609
    @id2609 3 года назад +1

    It's Ironic that they became the major victims of war crime and almost completely got wiped out in Mandalorian.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 года назад

      They're probably gonna rise up again though

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 года назад

      @Speedzone Speedforce yeah, THAT was what I'm talking about comrade

  • @Cloudninja927
    @Cloudninja927 3 года назад

    Someone: Commits numerous of War Crimes
    Mandolorians: *This Is The Way*

  • @quirkyadventures1722
    @quirkyadventures1722 3 года назад +1

    What the Mandalorians did to the Basiliskans is one of the reasons I despise the Mandalorians so much

  • @DingoAteMyMail
    @DingoAteMyMail 3 года назад +1

    Apparently every real Mandalorian ever: "Oh boy do I love committing war crimes!"

  • @jackbean8013
    @jackbean8013 3 года назад +2

    The thing about war crimes is they’re not crimes if there’s no law, just horrible things. War crimes are defined as such per agreement of the international community... Is there even such an agreement in the far, far away galaxy ?
    Since there was still local conflicts under the Republic, but is it mentionned ?