The Grossest Thing You've Seen At A Buffet (r/AskReddit)

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  • @alexgade4512
    @alexgade4512 5 лет назад +1894

    When I go to buffets, I always take a tiny spoonful of each dish so I can try them all without feeling like I just swallowed half of a friggin grocery store. Also in case I don't like a certain dish.
    My heart shatters when I see someone get a shitload of food, take one bite and then throw the rest out.

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 5 лет назад +101

      @loegaray272 buy me dinner first? 😂

    • @BegetterVIIEVEN
      @BegetterVIIEVEN 5 лет назад +12

      @@alexgade4512 Count me in!

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 5 лет назад +2

      Alan Pollock u must hate me lol

    • @redlupo6193
      @redlupo6193 5 лет назад +26

      EDIT: Mea culpa -- Rereading my comment, I didn't phrase my hearty *agreement* with OP anywhere near clearly enough! My apologies!
      That's the *point* of going to a buffet! It's a smorgasbord for your pleasure in trying all different dishes.

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 4 года назад +41

      Me too, for several reasons:
      You don't look like a pig at a trough.
      You don't waste food.
      You can always go back and get more if you want more or like the taste of something.
      And this one's probably me just hoping and wishing, but taking minimalist portions hopefully cuts down on the health risks.

  • @KamiKyojin
    @KamiKyojin 5 лет назад +1489

    I once downed 65 pieces of sushi at a buffet. I spent the night in cold sweats and mind-numbing pain.

    • @kat-fr7nr
      @kat-fr7nr 5 лет назад +12

      damn

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 5 лет назад +30

      KamiKyojin only 65? Lmao

    • @brandonclopton
      @brandonclopton 4 года назад +86

      We used to have a high-end sushi bar here and once a week they would offer all-you-can-eat sushi for like twenty bucks I don't know how many pieces I downed but it would have been over $200 worth of sushi if I ordered it at menu price I didn't get sick though luckily

    • @parkerfrench2996
      @parkerfrench2996 4 года назад +14

      How high were you?

    • @KamiKyojin
      @KamiKyojin 4 года назад +39

      @@parkerfrench2996 not at all tbh. Been clean for about 15 years, but had I been goofed I'm not sure I'd pull it off. That shit took conscious effort you just don't find in a bong

  • @365ral
    @365ral 4 года назад +645

    Somebody should've called CPS on that mom who force-fed her kid to the point of sickness...

    • @presentmic8612
      @presentmic8612 4 года назад +3

      365ral yea.

    • @halyketarrant
      @halyketarrant 4 года назад +26

      Gotta eat...
      Skin and bones...
      Clean your plate...
      Don’t search this up. No but seriously don’t.

    • @365ral
      @365ral 4 года назад +5

      Hatty Tarrant Michelle Obama’s entire career as First Lady wasted. XP

    • @tomioka8405
      @tomioka8405 4 года назад +3

      Hatty Tarrant was thinking the same thing

    • @keobooks
      @keobooks 4 года назад +13

      Halyke Tarrant Gotta eat. Skin and bones,” she said from another room. “Clean your plate! Gotta eat.” The cutscene showed the woman forcing food into the mouth of a young man who doesn't appear to be able to move anything but his eyes.

  • @Mimiroo
    @Mimiroo 4 года назад +162

    My heart hurts for the girl struggling with bulimia, I’m a few years recovered from my ED and I feel so blessed not to live anywhere close to a buffet. It is one of the worst triggers for being suffering/recovering and does so much damage for your body.

    • @morganmiller5413
      @morganmiller5413 4 года назад +8

      I'm so happy you are getting better. I'm sure you had a very hard time,and I can't imagine how much emotional pain you had from it. Please continue to make your progress.

    • @earl_gay
      @earl_gay 4 года назад +4

      I regularly thank fuck I don't have any all you can eat places near me for this reason. Although I get huge anxiety eating in front of others so I don't think I could ever go in one.

  • @projectvalkyrie4536
    @projectvalkyrie4536 5 лет назад +409

    These stories make me feel so much better about myself.

    • @kat-fr7nr
      @kat-fr7nr 5 лет назад +1

      me too.

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 4 года назад +2

      They shouldnt. Eating like they do isnt healthy

    • @kat-fr7nr
      @kat-fr7nr 4 года назад +16

      @@everythingsalright1121 we didn't say the way they ate was healthy lol we were just saying it made us feel better that people eat worse than we do.

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 4 года назад +5

      Drag me around town by my labia.

    • @kat-fr7nr
      @kat-fr7nr 4 года назад +1

      @@huyup123456 hot

  • @FanfictionWoes
    @FanfictionWoes 5 лет назад +2684

    The 600lb woman on that scooter was probably amberlynn Reid
    Edit: Hit 1k likes the day I have stomach flu, oh the irony of it all 😂 much love to the haydur’s

    • @bf2275
      @bf2275 5 лет назад +77

      Charlie H Butcher the first person I thought of honestly 😂

    • @violetlise8903
      @violetlise8903 5 лет назад +114

      And the one who grabbed 6 handfuls of orange chicken

    • @cyrbstomp
      @cyrbstomp 5 лет назад +53

      omg...another haydar... love that

    • @ElvishPrinceling
      @ElvishPrinceling 4 года назад +72

      literally as soon as i saw "orange chicken" my brain went there. I immediately screencapped it to send to my buddy who is in the ALR hellspiral with me

    • @mary.jan3.
      @mary.jan3. 4 года назад +11

      Lol

  • @ellerussell2074
    @ellerussell2074 5 лет назад +158

    the bulimia ones just make me really sad :(

  • @anonymoususer4028
    @anonymoususer4028 5 лет назад +585

    the sweet and sour soup thing isn’t exactly over eating lmao just really gross

    • @chennykins1550
      @chennykins1550 5 лет назад +5

      Anonymous User I cracked up 😂

    • @joeyjoestar2421
      @joeyjoestar2421 4 года назад +8

      That stuff (to me) tastes like complete crap.

    • @PrincessKLS
      @PrincessKLS 4 года назад +6

      Anonymous User She sounds confused too.

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 4 года назад +4

      I let my parents suck hot sauce out of my asshole.

    • @katiejenkins4532
      @katiejenkins4532 4 года назад

      @Ava Curtis I like to dip crab rangoon (sp?) In sweet and sour

  • @AlienFaun
    @AlienFaun 4 года назад +162

    "I bet that she's the boss from Dead Rising 3"
    I love that person so much already!

  • @timberwerewolf
    @timberwerewolf 5 лет назад +498

    For a lot of these, I wonder if it's my 450 pound uncle who likes to frequent buffets and eat insane amounts of food....

  • @SilveryBlue1010
    @SilveryBlue1010 5 лет назад +219

    The one who take loads of food but eat just a little and leave it just the worst, they dont have any consideration for other people and need to be ban, forever.

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 5 лет назад +2

      Silvery Blue I mean I don’t see the wrong in it. I payed already

    • @eutimiolongoria4696
      @eutimiolongoria4696 4 года назад +19

      Gamer 3D Waste of food. Get only what you can eat.

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 4 года назад +1

      switch the flip lmao I’m not a guy, buy I
      Genuinely don’t see the wrong

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 4 года назад

      Eutimio Longoria but u payed already. Do u get what I mean?

    • @switchtheflip9422
      @switchtheflip9422 4 года назад +20

      @@gamer3d147 it's kind of like renting a hotel room. Just because you payed, doesn't mean you can trash the place and be a disruption for other guests.

  • @remenant7372
    @remenant7372 5 лет назад +225

    Life hack just think of some of these answers whenever you’re hungry
    You won’t be anymore

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 5 лет назад +5

      And if you do still want to go to a buffet, think of all the nasty people that go there that don't wash their hands after they sh*t, and then they grab all the scoops and tongs that you then touch when getting food.

    • @annanicholson5309
      @annanicholson5309 5 лет назад +1

      I'm eating now

    • @ninirozhy
      @ninirozhy 4 года назад

      iowafarmboy
      Omg lmao “they don’t wash their hand after they shit”😂😂😂😂

    • @deadaccount7123
      @deadaccount7123 4 года назад

      5-minute crafts in a nutshell a disgusting Buffet of untrue facts

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 4 года назад

      Big Brain Time

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 4 года назад +27

    17:47 "Is that caramel?"
    "Well, it could've been at one point."

  • @seanc4501
    @seanc4501 5 лет назад +139

    Never worked at one, but I just avoid buffets on Sundays like the plague. The moment church service ends, I imagine there's a race to the closest one and they all stay from like 11:30am until closing time and I noticed the worst offenders are always the Baptists. Imagine being preached on sins like gluttony only to act like a pig and ransack a buffet. I despise prots

    • @haylestormable
      @haylestormable 4 года назад +10

      How about the catholic people who hit up the casino or go to bingo after church lol

    • @deadaccount7123
      @deadaccount7123 4 года назад +2

      It's Corona time

  • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
    @MedicFromTF2_REAL 5 лет назад +97

    The Golden Corral ones always seem the worst...

    • @Ycekhold
      @Ycekhold 4 года назад +12

      "People of -Walmart- Golden Corral" stories, basically.

    • @krismindscape
      @krismindscape 4 года назад +1

      animal crossing pride flag pfp gang

    • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
      @MedicFromTF2_REAL 4 года назад

      @@krismindscape fuck yeah!

  • @picklerick5116
    @picklerick5116 5 лет назад +140

    I'm pregnant and I've never been more hungry in my entire life. I look like a little piggy at buffets now😂

    • @picklerick5116
      @picklerick5116 5 лет назад +19

      @Wussy Magnet Thanks love. I'm so happy. Ready for my baby though. I can do without being pregnant😂 and I used to be unable to eat a lot anywhere. I'm happier in buffet restaurants now😂

    • @kat-fr7nr
      @kat-fr7nr 5 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @AlienFaun
      @AlienFaun 4 года назад +5

      Well, you were eating for two

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 4 года назад +16

      Thats reasonable though. Youre literally growing a human being inside of you so of course your caloric needs are going to go up. So long as youre not only eating fried food thats fine. Nutrients and all that.
      The peoole in the video are just problem eaters...

    • @xnovax4189
      @xnovax4189 4 года назад +5

      But it’s not your fault, this is normal for pregnant woman. :) but these people....oof.

  • @godjortall7177
    @godjortall7177 4 года назад +12

    I can relate to the poor kid who was pressured to eat more at a buffet, even when he was full up. I had one of those mothers too. I was told that I'd never be taken to a buffet again if I was going to eat 'so little', which was actually a reasonable amount of food for a child.

    • @crazybobert5243
      @crazybobert5243 2 года назад +2

      If I was a parent as long as they just got one plate with a decent selection I wouldn’t care

  • @heatherrowles2580
    @heatherrowles2580 5 лет назад +216

    I cant think of anything more revolting or pointless than eating at a buffet.......I dont eat much so for me the value isnt there, Id rather eat a well cooked meal in a decent portion size. Children are allowed to serve themselves, so the sneeze guards are totally useless. People seem to think using utensils is an optional extra.....ugh, all those germy hands. Just a big nope.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 5 лет назад +5

      Heather Rowles I dislike buffets as well... i don’t like to serve myself and the waste is disgusting!

    • @niilipolvi9568
      @niilipolvi9568 5 лет назад +32

      I personally like the variety that buffets offer.
      Normally I'd need to order many different dishes to get the different parts, but in a buffet I can get a small piece of each with one price.

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 5 лет назад +1

      Some hotels have breakfast buffets with not much alternative if you are staying there.

    • @potatoasiangirl
      @potatoasiangirl 5 лет назад +2

      Heather Rowles Meh I would eat Golden Corral if I want to eat something cheap.

    • @heatherrowles2580
      @heatherrowles2580 5 лет назад +21

      @@girlscanbedrummers5449 oh dear......such a massive and pointless over reaction......Im in heart failure dipshit. Every infection can kill me. So no, I dont eat at places where the chance of infection is increased and that means no buffet. If YOU cant cook, that is your problem, not mine. That does NOT make me a snowflake you rude arsehole, but your reaction certainly says some not very pleasant things about you. Fuck you!!

  • @nikkivillemaire4855
    @nikkivillemaire4855 5 лет назад +38

    Yeah...No! When I'm at an all you can eat buffet, 2 plates at maximum with small servings of what I had grabbed at the buffet! And if I have enough room left, a small bit of ice cream for dessert!

    • @hellspawnstudios
      @hellspawnstudios 5 лет назад +5

      And then you have people like me.
      I do not understand the concept of "small serving", doesn't matter if I'm at a buffet or not.

    • @AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs
      @AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs 4 года назад +2

      One plate of normal stuff and a lot of cake/deserts

  • @Cerinaya
    @Cerinaya 5 лет назад +50

    I saw a family of four come into a Cici's pizza once. They ordered like 8 whole pizzas for their table while loading up their plates and ordered water but they got sodas instead. They brought in items to take the pizzas home in and started putting the pizzas in when they came out. The manager caught them and chewed them out and probably charged them for the sodas and pizzas they were trying to take out.

  • @puffedrice4624
    @puffedrice4624 5 лет назад +133

    I watched a guy dip his fingers in every dressing and taste every one at a salad bar. I no longer trust buffets or salad bars.

    • @richerDiLefto
      @richerDiLefto 5 лет назад +15

      Puffed Rice - Ok, that made me nearly throw up! 🤢🤮

    • @agentoklahoma9174
      @agentoklahoma9174 4 года назад +7

      I work at a chow hall in fort Carson and when I’m in charge of the salad bar to keep it clean, I always keep my eye on the salads and soups.

    • @AlienFaun
      @AlienFaun 4 года назад +3

      Ewwww!
      Thank god I don't use dressings at buffets

    • @001variation
      @001variation 9 месяцев назад

      What doesn’t kill you simply… improves your immune system 🤷‍♂️

  • @MadameSomnambule
    @MadameSomnambule 5 лет назад +53

    God, that last one reminds me of the first time I went to a Chinese buffet as a kid. Felt stuffed, but great afterwards. But I woke up in the middle of the night with puke all over my bed.
    No joke, I puked in my sleep, I ate so damn much. This was back when the buffet had an ice cream machine. The ice cream machine's long gone now.

    • @howtowithelizabeth7513
      @howtowithelizabeth7513 5 лет назад +6

      MadameSomnambule
      I made myself sick from a buffet to but I didn’t puke in my sleep
      I had stuffed my face with food then I had an overload of sweets for desert and ended up puking later that night because I ate to much I learnt my lesson

    • @moonfire41
      @moonfire41 2 года назад +1

      I got sick one thanksgiving at Golden Corral. My eyes were bigger than my stomach but I finished my plate. I never puked but felt bloated and nauseated all day. Sure was good food though!

    • @anonmouse15
      @anonmouse15 Год назад

      Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

  • @BoooTomato
    @BoooTomato 4 года назад +66

    Me, who eats steak, mac n' cheese, and mashed potatoes with gravy on one plate: *I c a n e x p l a i n*

    • @OneHouseofCards
      @OneHouseofCards 4 года назад +1

      A Weird Animator well if you’re able to finish it then it’s fine

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 4 года назад +2

      I stuffed jello into my ass and pushed it out onto my brother's sexy face.

    • @barnacles1236
      @barnacles1236 4 года назад +11

      huyup123456 One, two, three
      [Instrumental Intro]
      [Verse 1]
      Big wheels keep on turnin'
      Carry me home to see my kin
      Singin' songs about the Southland
      I miss Alabamy once again
      And I think it's a sin, yes
      Well I heard Mr. Young sing about her (Southern man..)
      Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down
      Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
      A Southern man don't need him around, anyhow
      [Chorus]
      Sweet home Alabama
      Where the skies are so blue
      Sweet home Alabama
      Lord, I'm coming home to you
      [Verse 2]
      In Birmingham they love the governor, (Boo! Boo! Boo!)
      Now we all did what we could do
      Now Watergate does not bother me
      Does your conscience bother you?
      Tell the truth [Chorus]
      Sweet home Alabama
      Where the skies are so blue
      Sweet home Alabama
      Lord, I'm coming home to you
      [Verse 3]
      Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
      And they've been known to pick a song or two (Yes they do)
      Lord they get me off so much
      They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
      Now how 'bout you?
      [Chorus]
      Sweet home Alabama
      Where the skies are so blue
      Sweet home Alabama
      Lord, I'm coming home to you
      Sweet home Alabama (Oh, sweet home, baby)
      Where the skies are so blue (And the governor's true)
      Sweet home Alabama (Lordy)
      Lord, I'm coming home to you (Yeah, yeah)
      [Outro]
      My, Montgomery's got to stop there
      Montgomery's coming up short

    • @batulraza4203
      @batulraza4203 4 года назад

      Barnacle Scum LANAOAOAOAOAO

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 года назад

      huyup123456 why not

  • @tanamurphy7388
    @tanamurphy7388 4 года назад +46

    I'm sorry but who can sit for more than two hours eating? I eat and am gone.

    • @kylie9687
      @kylie9687 4 года назад +2

      Tana Murphy i get bored of eating something after a couple of minutes..let alone a couple of hours

    • @tanamurphy7388
      @tanamurphy7388 4 года назад +1

      @@kylie9687 right?

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 4 года назад +11

    3:57 I'm sorry, PLASTIC lobsters?!

  • @MadameSomnambule
    @MadameSomnambule 5 лет назад +33

    I tend to binge at buffets and regret it after. Every time, I swear.

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 5 лет назад +3

      Been there. The food is amazing, but the prices...big oof. It piles up pretty fast.
      Made it a rule to only visit them on holidays after i visited a buffet 4 times in a single month

    • @onyxrose6959
      @onyxrose6959 5 лет назад +3

      Same, man. But not just at buffets ;(
      Binging sucks. Especially an emotional binge

    • @flamingpi2245
      @flamingpi2245 4 года назад +1

      Same, first I get a sugar rush from dessert, then I’m stuffed to the brim with an awful stomach ache, then I feel normal later

    • @quandalanglesmangle1106
      @quandalanglesmangle1106 3 года назад

      Ed??

  • @icelineman
    @icelineman 4 года назад +19

    HE TOOK THE TRAY ? Like Homer Simpson at the frying dutchman!

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 4 года назад +4

      *Please don't take the tray, sir* thinking the same thing

  • @willlambert5998
    @willlambert5998 5 лет назад +16

    Sounds like growing up with my mother. We didn't have all you can eat, but at Chinese restaurants, where serving sizes where huge, this happen. We'd order a 4 choice platter, 1 appetizer, 2 entrees, and 1 side. My mother would eat all of it while my brother and I tried to copy her, but no matter how much we ate, or didn't eat, one of us vomited on the way home. I'm working hard now to get healthy, my brother has done better that me physically but I've done more healing psychology. Our mother still refuses to listen to a doctor and we refuse to talk to her.

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers 4 года назад +40

    The only people who seem to be getting consistently banned from these establishments are bulimics (which is a good thing, but surely they aren’t the worst offenders).

    • @becky1281
      @becky1281 4 года назад +13

      well, as a bulimic i find it likely we are the worst offenders. a 70 lb bulimic girl (me in the past) actually could eat a lot more food than you'd think based on appearances.
      a person who binges without purging gets too full at some point and will at least slow down, but those who do purge do not slow down while binging because they never stay full. plus i think honestly bulimics lose some of their morality when it comes to food - some do shoplift food or steal from family, so it's very likely they're getting banned since they're essentially robbing the buffet owners of their money with the amount they eat. (not that i haven't done the same, i can't blame them but i can't blame the restaurants either)

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 4 года назад +8

      @millennium liner True and valid analysis. My only criticism is that I would categorize banning bulimics from buffets as preventing people with a disorder from engaging in self-harm, rather than look at the cost analysis. But I'm just splitting hairs, and regardless of the reason, the cure is the same.

    • @flamingpi2245
      @flamingpi2245 4 года назад +2

      @millennium liner
      Our hearts go out to you, get well

  • @sylvisix7250
    @sylvisix7250 5 лет назад +23

    I felt the urge to drink a lot of water after listening to these

    • @Anna-tc6rz
      @Anna-tc6rz 4 года назад +4

      I am no longer hungry

  • @alexacidity676
    @alexacidity676 3 года назад +4

    5:22
    Little Nightmares players: "*Awe shit, here we go again*"

  • @alejandroelluxray5298
    @alejandroelluxray5298 2 года назад +2

    2:12
    Poor lady, she genuinely though she was eating soup 🤣🤣

  • @soleclaw6521
    @soleclaw6521 3 года назад +6

    It makes me so mad to hear about the parents who made their child eat more! That poor kid should have been able to digest his meal in peace. It's not fair. Have gone through similar myself, not fun.

  • @dozy-arts8812
    @dozy-arts8812 5 лет назад +28

    Maybe I'm weak but I'm stopping here at the woman piling nacho cheese on three plates of food. I think this video is gonna be a bit too gross for me lmfao

  • @o3o3-37
    @o3o3-37 4 года назад +7

    7:56 I LOVED salt when I was around 5. I loved it so much, I put my salt on my fries by the tablespoon. I usually put 4 spoons on there, regardless the fry amount. One day, I decided that salt ON food wasn’t good enough, so I decided to have it straight. Cleared half the bag before throwing up and stopped eating fries and chips for a while.

  • @beatewilliamsen
    @beatewilliamsen 5 лет назад +51

    Everytime Amberlynn Reid uploads a buffet vlog...

  • @iamconfusion1791
    @iamconfusion1791 5 лет назад +7

    I heard stories of how my sister's ex-ex-ex boyfriend would go to a certain buffet and eat all the crab legs. He could also eat an entire tray of fried rice and chicken by himself. He did this every time. It got so bad to the point that the owners restricted the crab legs to only certain days, and when that wouldn't stop him, they had to charge more money for the crab legs and only serve them during specific hours during the certain days. I can't remember if he got banned or eventually took the hint that they didn't want him there anymore, but he stopped going. The buffet eventually closed down - not because of him, but because the new owners were cheapskates and started putting food on dinner plates instead of in trays, food was cold and of bad quality (the "pizza" was made on a flour tortilla), they always had servers watching you and how much you ate, and included a mandatory 15% tip on your bill which you only found out about after your meal.

    • @victoriaadams6953
      @victoriaadams6953 5 лет назад

      Damn he just wanted some crab legs lol ain't his fault the owners couldn't run a business! Food served on plates instead of trays though? I'd call the cops

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 3 года назад +2

    Every time I read shit like this, it reassures me that two full plates and a small dessert plate is nothing to hate myself over.

  • @novaknavekey
    @novaknavekey 4 года назад +3

    “Like a buffet ninja chipmunk” Best line ever.

  • @Sleepy-Axew
    @Sleepy-Axew 5 лет назад +7

    All of those stories pissed me off, especially because I work in the food industry.

  • @alexgreen1913
    @alexgreen1913 4 года назад +17

    Well that was nasty. I'm doing my best to lose weight...This makes me not want to eat as much anymore. I love myself too much to be bound by food.

    • @justanothermomsamanthagh5191
      @justanothermomsamanthagh5191 3 года назад

      Hey a little unsolicited advice if you don't mind, if I learned anything from MyFitnessPal, you need more protein than you think. My personal suggestion is to make eating tuna a regular habit. Its a nice snack and high in protein/low in calories (I just recently lost some weight, it's between upping your protein (swapping for excess carbs) and water, less sugar and sugary drinks, and making sure you have somewhat healthy snacks available)

  • @alex73217
    @alex73217 5 лет назад +19

    There is a documentary about buffets (beat the buffet or sth) and this one guy ate like 10 plates and the owner was just like: well, as long as he stays under 12 very full plates I still make a profit. So its pretty difficult to beat the buffet and even if 1 person does it, there are 10s of people coming there and eating cheap fries or potatoes.

  • @RibbinOpinion
    @RibbinOpinion 5 лет назад +24

    When my husband was in high school, him and his football buddies would pretty much shut down Hometown Buffet after practice and after games, LOL. Huge, hungry, growing teenage boys at a buffet, can you imagine??? The manager would see them get out the car and groan, but knew it was good business, and tell the chefs to double it up. Not even joking, this happened (and is still happening, as tradition, every high school football season) for 3 months straight! They would clean out all the meat, potatoes, and ice cream. 20 teen boys had 5-7 plates stacked up by the time they were all done.
    Also, to add on, my mom-in-law used to frequent a buffet in a casino, and my GOD, those Asians and their crab legs! 4-5 plates, per person, per family, on every table. NUTS! No shame, they would stack as many as they could and go back for more.
    6:36 Amberlynn...?

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 5 лет назад +3

      STOP WATCHING AMBERLYNN how is it shameful? We Asians like seafood, like how others like prime rib or high end cuts of steak at the buffet. Legit white people and others eat two thick slices of prime rib at the buffet. Think about it, crab legs are so meat one u peel them...

    • @OneHouseofCards
      @OneHouseofCards 4 года назад

      Gamer 3D because “free SeAfOod”

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 4 года назад

      OneHouseofCards lmao yeah.

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 4 года назад

      OneHouseofCards but only eat it at average buffets like $30+ per person, don’t go to cheap ass buffets at eat seafood, it’s fucking disgusting. It’s rlly dirty too

    • @RibbinOpinion
      @RibbinOpinion 4 года назад +2

      @@gamer3d147 Shameful because these people would clean out the place, then take it all back to their table, and pick at them, never eating everything they brought back. It's a waste.

  • @kayp5943
    @kayp5943 4 года назад +12

    6:31 amberlynn is that you gorl

  • @gayleowens5057
    @gayleowens5057 5 лет назад +9

    Husband of a woman I worked with at the xmas buffet. Never had prawns before and being expensive filled his plate high. We were all gobsmacked as he ate head , shell , tail and all.

  • @casperrabbit7254
    @casperrabbit7254 5 лет назад +11

    Not a buffet but one time my dad took me, my sister and her best friend out to Pizza Hut, and my sister's friend decided to put vinegar on her pizza because she'd seen her older sister do it, but instead of putting it on just one slice she put it ALL OVER HER PIZZA then refused to eat it because it tasted gross
    My dad has refused to go near Pizza Hut ever since

  • @CurtisAlfeld
    @CurtisAlfeld 4 года назад +3

    You know employees don't kick these people out because they know that's who their repeat customers are.

  • @rainingwhenidie
    @rainingwhenidie 4 года назад +13

    Whenever I feel like a gluttonous pig I just think about this and feel better about this

  • @ayu7476
    @ayu7476 4 года назад +17

    There’s this one time my family and I went to a buffet it was dinner time at a hotel. Me and my sister went to The bathroom to pee and when we got there , there was a pool of water mix with poop/diarrhea on The floor . My sis didnt notice it sadly , she slipped and just slides throughl The poop . Feel so bad for her that night in The same time funny ...

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 года назад +2

      i would fucking cackle lmao

  • @squeegifirehead5722
    @squeegifirehead5722 4 года назад +5

    This gives me a higher self esteem thank you for making my day

  • @katrinaberdou5336
    @katrinaberdou5336 4 года назад +13

    I feel so sorry for the bulimics :(

  • @Lov3lyDay
    @Lov3lyDay 5 лет назад +10

    Honestly, I thought pudding guy seemed kind of reasonable. Makes sense it was about him lol

    • @Lov3lyDay
      @Lov3lyDay 5 лет назад +2

      loegaray272
      Wow dude. You just said that to a fourteen year old girl. Creep.
      (Jk of course)

    • @xnovax4189
      @xnovax4189 4 года назад +1

      loegaray272 Eww, what the hell?

    • @xnovax4189
      @xnovax4189 4 года назад +1

      loegaray272 Something is wrong with you, Mental problems?

  • @maggiee639
    @maggiee639 5 лет назад +3

    Eating at a buffet is so stressful ugh

  • @avatale8612
    @avatale8612 10 месяцев назад +1

    And just like that, that kid now has an unhealthy relationship with food, thinking he has to bing everything as much as he can because his mom read "all you can eat" as "eat all you can". I can only imagine what its like at the dinner table

  • @redlupo6193
    @redlupo6193 5 лет назад +48

    And don't forget (or "forget") to tip the serving staff! That always bothers me more than the foodly 😁 offenders. Servers keep your area clean, take your detritus away and make sure you have napkins/utensils/condiments. They deserve not to be stiffed. No, I'm not one; fair play is just *fair* .

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 5 лет назад +2

      Red Lupo I mean they get payed already by the salary even if someone chooses not to tip so yeah. They just do the same work as any other people working minimum wage

    • @redlupo6193
      @redlupo6193 5 лет назад +4

      @@gamer3d147 In many areas, they *don't* even get that minimum wage. Owners are allowed to pay less, just two-and-change, with the assumption their tips will close the gap to a living wage (yeah, riiight). Your pleasure at pulling one over on someone/anyone could be taking the food right out of a hungry little mouth.

    • @epipsychidionozymandias5021
      @epipsychidionozymandias5021 4 года назад

      @@redlupo6193 wait. Is it a thing? About employers being allowed not to pay minimum wage.

    • @queenbrawd
      @queenbrawd 4 года назад +1

      @@epipsychidionozymandias5021 Yes, it is a thing.

    • @epipsychidionozymandias5021
      @epipsychidionozymandias5021 4 года назад

      @@queenbrawd what the hell

  • @AkameGaKillfan777
    @AkameGaKillfan777 2 года назад +2

    Buffets need better surveillance.

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 4 года назад +8

    I'm sorry, two _plastic_ lobsters?

    • @Ironman1o1
      @Ironman1o1 4 года назад +1

      Simpsons Refrence. The episode where Homer sues an all you can eat fish place.

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 4 года назад +1

      @@Ironman1o1 Whew, though I guess I should be worried that I thought this really happened... or that I did not find it incredulous enough on the face of it...

  • @estherkim495
    @estherkim495 4 года назад +2

    I DIED AT THE ONE WHERE THE PERSON WAS TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES

  • @johnyzero2000
    @johnyzero2000 3 года назад +3

    Ok I am never eating at a buffet place again.

  • @anthonyher1953
    @anthonyher1953 2 года назад +2

    Jesus, 63 slices of bacon in one sitting…
    Each slice contains roughly 150mg of sodium. This means he consumed 9,450mg of sodium. For some context, this is equivalent to drinking about 2/3cup of soy sauce.
    Won’t stop me from enjoying all the salt on my food tho lol

  • @amy14helen
    @amy14helen 5 лет назад +5

    The travel tavern one must be Alan Partridge 😂

    • @markitzero89
      @markitzero89 4 года назад +1

      Don't be Blue, Peter. Needless to say I had the last laugh, now fuck off.

  • @brycesstuff
    @brycesstuff 6 месяцев назад +1

    I lived with my grandmother when i was younger, and we went to a local buffet, just like southern american cuisine, it was late, and there was practically noone there but us. We ate, and about the time i went to get desert, a giant of a man, came out of the managers office, looked kind of like a stereotypical biker, but real big, up and out, he walked over to the desert buffet grabbing a full size plate on the way over, i was scooping some sprinkles onto my little bowl of ice cream, he grabbed me by the shoulder, and said "this is how you do it right here", and globbed like 5 giant scoops of chocolate pudding on his dinner plate, threw a couple brownies in the middle, then took about 5 or 6 cookies and crumbled them over the whole thing, exclaimed "gormet!", and then went back to the office. That memory has stuck with me for years, I was probably 13 or 14. Then, I'm 41 now, and I can remember that like it was yesterday

  • @victoria4309
    @victoria4309 5 лет назад +21

    I literally get self conscious eating three slices of pizza in public. How do these people just... Do that?

  • @musicaandlyrics3536
    @musicaandlyrics3536 2 года назад +1

    "she's a boss in dead rising 3" oh, the gold mine of references!

  • @anniebe4992
    @anniebe4992 5 лет назад +8

    Hotel guest myself: I saw a larger bowl of Windbeutel (cream puffs) on the edge of the buffet and took one or two only to get yelled at by a Russian lady, obviously she had put *the entire bowl* aside for herself 😳 ... I kept the 2 puffs
    oh, 3:06 🙊

  • @AgentSapphire
    @AgentSapphire 2 года назад +1

    sometimes I feel bad for ordering a huge meal and being hungry enough to clean my plate. This is another level though.

  • @77luchris
    @77luchris 5 лет назад +13

    imagine eating at golden corral

    • @Ace-om3nh
      @Ace-om3nh 5 лет назад

      The foods good sometimes

    • @girlgamer6678
      @girlgamer6678 5 лет назад +1

      Abigail Brown *sometimes*

    • @soopyrat5732
      @soopyrat5732 5 лет назад

      Majorty of the meat there is disgusting. The only meat I get there is shrimp

  • @Apoc5k
    @Apoc5k 3 года назад +1

    "He ate all the shrimp and two plastic lobsters" - LOL

  • @skootergirl22
    @skootergirl22 4 года назад +5

    The frist story sounds like something homer Simpson would do

    • @Ycekhold
      @Ycekhold 4 года назад

      3:50 Meanwhile, this story actually _is_ what Homer Simpson did, as told by the unfortunate restaurant owner.

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 4 года назад

      @@Ycekhold the sea captain

    • @Ycekhold
      @Ycekhold 4 года назад

      @@skootergirl22 Yeah, him. He has a name, but I don't remember it, and I can't be bothered to look it up.

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop 4 года назад +2

    There is an obscene amount of waste at buffets. People seem to forget that they can go back and get more so putting just a little bit on the plate each time will suffice. It also greatly reduces the chance of leaving a mostly full uneaten plate as there's never a full plate her sitting.

  • @manofthesnails
    @manofthesnails 5 лет назад +3

    8:17 my dad did that to me once. yes i threw up. in his defense he never did it again.

  • @singer2be256
    @singer2be256 4 года назад +2

    The grossest display of gluttony I ever saw at a buffet: Me before I went vegan.

  • @LassoOfTruth
    @LassoOfTruth 5 лет назад +7

    Everytime I go to one, some people look at me and my kid get pissed (he's thin I'm NOT), but I always get a laugh when we sat down to eat. My plate is normal with salad (I normally eat two plates of salad, one soup and some fruit for dessert, don't like the ice cream in these places) but my kid EAT like a freaking horse (he always had big appetite specially now that he runs long distance). The face in some these of people always makes me chuckle. But yeah, can't imagine eating that much, I would get nauseous.

  • @didiervancampo9384
    @didiervancampo9384 Год назад +1

    Worst case I saw, was at a chinese buffet restaurant and a couple (both extremely overweight around 300 - 400 pounds each) went directly to the dessert buffet when the restaurant just opened at 12u. They were first to enter and the dessert buffet contained a huge chocolate cake that could feed 12 people (it was sliced in 12 pieces). They took the entire cake, took it to their table at the very back of the restaurant and the man went to fill plate after plate after plate for him and his partner. The woman remained seated at the table and guarded the cake like a blood dog. They stuffed themselves without any shame (think 12 plates each) and finished the entire cake. This happened 7 years ago but never forgot it.

  • @carlfromtheoc1788
    @carlfromtheoc1788 5 лет назад +6

    Golden Corral, Soup Plantation, and buffets like those repulse me, mainly because a lot of people are dirty, filthy pigs when it comes to buffet lines.

    • @gamer3d147
      @gamer3d147 5 лет назад

      Carl FromTheOC go to an expensive one first lol. U can either find really classy people or people like me, one of those filthy pigs lmao

  • @YamiNoPri
    @YamiNoPri 2 года назад +2

    On a cruise ship, our table partners were 400lb+ mother and daughter who had just been operated on to lose weight. They ordered every single item on the menu, only to eat a minuscule bit out of every plate. The rest would be thrown out. I hated seeing them do this.

    • @brassholio
      @brassholio 2 года назад

      I was a cruise ship musician a few years ago and we were allowed to eat at the buffet. The amount of gluttony I saw day after day was horrendous, no wonder so many of the guests need mobile scooters. That was all I needed to eat healthy even though I had access to massive amounts of free food every day.

  • @dolecrash5802
    @dolecrash5802 4 года назад +4

    This made me hungry, is something wrong with me?

  • @michaeldesanta977
    @michaeldesanta977 4 года назад +2

    _Red Robin_ has unlimited french fries with any burger but they'll only bring you one serving at a time. One time at a _Red Robin_ in Buffalo, New York I saw a group of 6 people at a corner booth all continue to order more fries even though 5 of them had stopped eating. The last person was a loud, fat, drunk, guy who was eating 6 orders of french fries at a time as fast as the waiter could bring them and ate 18 orders of fries.

    *- I was the loud, fat, drunk, guy.*

  • @kamsudon3386
    @kamsudon3386 5 лет назад +15

    AHAHAHA I WAS JUST WATCHING ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS

  • @halyketarrant
    @halyketarrant 4 года назад +2

    The mother who force-fed her child made me think about a certain horrible scene...
    *gotta eat... skin and bones... clean your plate...*

  • @Bye-yd2mq
    @Bye-yd2mq 2 года назад +3

    6:30 is that our gorl amberlynn reid???????

  • @simoncatt95
    @simoncatt95 4 года назад +2

    I ran a pub in the 90's, and these stories are really quite mild compared to the fisticuffs and bloodshed I've seen over the free cups of tea I gave away on Sunday afternoons.

    • @Grayvorn
      @Grayvorn Год назад

      Wow, seriously??

  • @sarabush18
    @sarabush18 4 года назад +3

    who eats straight up soy sauce? *im alllergic to soy and I wanna puke.*

  • @RedRice94
    @RedRice94 4 года назад +2

    4:39 when it says "wheelchair bound" it sounds like it syncs to the background music

  • @malfunctionnnn
    @malfunctionnnn 5 лет назад +7

    I'm sorry, how the hell do you even eat a plastic lobster?

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like a line from the Simpsons

  • @jackedskellington2941
    @jackedskellington2941 4 года назад +2

    *At Golden Coral*
    Friend: "Omg, are you gonna try the chocolate fountain?"
    Me: "Yeah.....No thanks."
    Friend: "Why not?"
    Me: "A chocolate fountain, where anyone can stick their fingers in it, double dip their food in it, or better yet, get hair in it?"
    Friend: "I think i'm going to skip dessert."

  • @MoonPhantom
    @MoonPhantom 5 лет назад +5

    .... But stacking the sushi plates into a tower is the FUN part.
    I hate it when the servants comes and steal my tower! .... Also I am actually a rather petite woman whom don't eat that much so well. Let me build my little tower dammit!

  • @Underthelotusceramics
    @Underthelotusceramics 4 года назад +1

    I got one. When I was 8 for my birthday I went to a buffet with my dad and his side of the family. I only lived with my mum because they split. Anyway, my 26 (back then) cousin asked my little brother and other cousin, two years older than me, if they liked chocolate. They did so they answered yes. He then asked if they liked prawns (I live in Australia so we don't call them shrimps.) Now, my dad's side of he family were known for loving food such as prawns, so they said yes. So, my stupid 26 year old cousin grabbed 2 prawns, dipped them in the chocolate fountain you were meant to dip ice-cream into and gave it to them. My then 10 year old cousin was fine, but that night, at midnight, my brother was rushed to the hospital with food poisoning. Good on ya James for giving that chocolate dipped prawn to him.

  • @beckfreeman9792
    @beckfreeman9792 5 лет назад +8

    Am I the only who's been to a buffet and been a decent person??

    • @redlupo6193
      @redlupo6193 5 лет назад

      Nope.

    • @richerDiLefto
      @richerDiLefto 5 лет назад

      Define decent.

    • @xnovax4189
      @xnovax4189 4 года назад

      Obviously not. 😒

    • @ashleycreps9282
      @ashleycreps9282 4 года назад

      You are on a video about the worst people they've seen at a buffet. Most people are fine

  • @sarah-jy2wz
    @sarah-jy2wz 4 года назад +2

    went to a sketchy all you can eat buffet once. there was a guy with a suitcase, piling each food into a plastic container and then putting the container into the suitcase. he did that for every food and the staff did nothing. pretty smart tho

  • @BOG0690
    @BOG0690 4 года назад +5

    *"He ate all our shrimp and 2 plastic lobsters"*
    Simpsons

    • @OneHouseofCards
      @OneHouseofCards 4 года назад +1

      Boromir Of Gondor my only concern is the “plastic lobster” like what the fuck.

  • @EddieHawkinsII
    @EddieHawkinsII 4 года назад +2

    3:51 - Bottomless Pete: Nature’s Cruelest Mistake...

  • @ricky04261
    @ricky04261 5 лет назад +3

    OMG I'm not going to eat at a buffet after watching this people take to much food don't even eat it that's why some buffets charge you for left over food an I think more buffets should do that seriously the goes take only what you're going to eat.

  • @stupidbluegoblin77
    @stupidbluegoblin77 2 года назад +1

    Not an employee, but the resident glutton. I once shoveled 45-ish pieces of sushi, over a pound of baked crab, almost three melons worth of cantaloupe, two bowls of icecream, and seven slices of cake into my boundless gullet. I'm a lot healthier now and my appetite is utterly dead compared to how it used to be, but I still vividly remember totally devouring literal pounds of half-rate buffet fare.

  • @nou-jn6uz
    @nou-jn6uz 4 года назад +5

    I'm Asian, but luckily my dad is responsible and he taught me never to get more than I can eat.

    • @cuffa40yt85
      @cuffa40yt85 4 года назад

      Are you Chinese? The most rude and disgusting Asians.

    • @todzphan
      @todzphan 4 года назад

      @@cuffa40yt85 What the fuck?

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 4 года назад

      im white, my dad did the same

  • @Ociloc
    @Ociloc 5 лет назад +2

    The Sunday Buffett made me sad because that's the only one I can actually relate to. Hope I don't turn into that during college lol

    • @Ociloc
      @Ociloc 5 лет назад

      @loegaray272 :( no the bulimia one, no thank you

  • @btoadgaming7666
    @btoadgaming7666 5 лет назад +7

    Wait a minute... AM I EARLY!?

  • @lizipearlvlogs
    @lizipearlvlogs 4 года назад +1

    0:55 the sad thing is that she's not only eating herself to death by getting way too much food, but she's also denying her body the little exercise she probably would do if there were no scooters by using a scooter. Granted, walking around a buffet doesn't burn that much, but it burns more than using a scooter. I hope she's changed and is still alive. God bless.

  • @romeoslover817
    @romeoslover817 5 лет назад +5

    joke: two big fat guys are deciding where to have lunch. one guy says to the other one. “Let’s go to Smorgi Boys just to scare them.”

  • @stellnoel2281
    @stellnoel2281 5 лет назад +2

    I was on holiday in Thailand and at the breakfast buffet there was a large group of tourists who always took a lot of stuff and starting packing it away into lunch boxes to eat later. One mum even made sandwiches at the table and wrapped them in aluminium foil to put in her bag. The chef had to come out and ask them to please stop because they had already blown through their budget because they had to make so much to keep up.