Disgusting Soda Challenge

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +31952

    Y'all get yer fixins?

  • @toddmen8302
    @toddmen8302 5 лет назад +7957

    Jack: * shows off cap shooter *
    Little Misfortune: Fancy~

    • @wacksonjang4498
      @wacksonjang4498 5 лет назад +305

      Is it a bad thing that I read it in her voice?

    • @emadkhatri
      @emadkhatri 5 лет назад +198

      @@wacksonjang4498 That is just the natural way of things, do not be dismayed.

    • @loodlebop
      @loodlebop 5 лет назад +25

      YES

    • @Dunnos-05
      @Dunnos-05 5 лет назад +55

      How proud are u that jack liked ur comment? 😂

    • @personhi9320
      @personhi9320 5 лет назад +79

      "Shush little buttcrack!"

  • @cori_music
    @cori_music 4 года назад +1535

    Seán: **sniffs soda, determining whether or not it's worth the try**
    Evelien: **in her wholesomeness** You drink it through your mouth, babe.

  • @cfowler7936
    @cfowler7936 3 года назад +573

    6:48 love how the smell of the drink snapped him out of his American mood 😂

  • @kosmeum3914
    @kosmeum3914 4 года назад +4531

    Evelyn enjoying jacks pain in the background is so wholesome

  • @mehstic1288
    @mehstic1288 5 лет назад +6821

    Jack, you should call this series Jack's living room.

  • @jessicamitchell919
    @jessicamitchell919 4 года назад +1558

    “ it’s like drinking the sweet corn juices in the can that you shouldn’t “
    Me: * thinks about Unus Annus making THICC water *

  • @ladyalesiel4209
    @ladyalesiel4209 3 года назад +205

    Imagine sleeping in your bed late at night, quiet and peaceful and then out of nowhere you hear a haunting voice go “ya’ll get yer fixins?”

    • @knightscroftsquire-muldoon
      @knightscroftsquire-muldoon 2 года назад +1

      I'd roll onto my stomach and arch my back and spread my frothy, putrid, maggot infested butt hole, all while squeeing real loud and vibrating with anticipation.

    • @gemstar7286
      @gemstar7286 Год назад +4

      I'd run away 😭💀.

  • @Vampire_Logic
    @Vampire_Logic 4 года назад +2792

    *Me:* "Southern Sean doesn't exist, and he cannot hurt me"
    *Jacksepticeye throughout the entire video:* "Ya'll get yer fixins?"

    • @rhemedyextract
      @rhemedyextract 4 года назад +9

      Sean Maguire if you play rdr2 you get it

    • @Vampire_Logic
      @Vampire_Logic 4 года назад +4

      @@rhemedyextract I don't play that so I don't get it, sorry :(

    • @rhemedyextract
      @rhemedyextract 4 года назад +10

      @@Vampire_Logic the character is a irish man in the gang which has the same enitials as sean

    • @michaelinthebathroom7560
      @michaelinthebathroom7560 4 года назад +7

      As a southerner I am pleased.

    • @S.B._Chalphy
      @S.B._Chalphy 4 года назад +2

      @@rhemedyextract what a terrible fate he had

  • @jellybingus416
    @jellybingus416 5 лет назад +13841

    Why's his Southern accent better than
    that of most professional American actors?

  • @aciddabking95
    @aciddabking95 5 лет назад +1433

    'Don't make that face at me, young lady..."
    Why did this kill me so much?

    • @vicz.dopamine
      @vicz.dopamine 5 лет назад +25

      4:57 *ded*

    • @frAgileCS
      @frAgileCS 5 лет назад +79

      *a bit of dom energy peaking through i see*

    • @vicz.dopamine
      @vicz.dopamine 5 лет назад +32

      Freedom Hall
      *and we’re nOt complaining*

    • @burntramenASMR
      @burntramenASMR 5 лет назад +13

      Reminds me of every wattpad ever

    • @alexfordays
      @alexfordays 5 лет назад +8

      Ya'll don't know how much I love this, I had to reply the dom energy multiple times

  • @Acid_Ash
    @Acid_Ash 3 года назад +312

    Drinks disgusting soda
    Jack:* intensely inhales* NO- Soul, get back in my body! 🤣

  • @jamesboland2813
    @jamesboland2813 4 года назад +584

    "Don't make fun of how dirty my table is."
    Meanwhile, the table looks spotless.

  • @alexb9992
    @alexb9992 5 лет назад +956

    Jack: says some kind of rating
    The rating on the screen: 10/10

    • @sajbro1232
      @sajbro1232 4 года назад +4

      I noticed that too lol

    • @protan5031
      @protan5031 4 года назад +12

      Best editor

    • @imjustatypicaluserr8019
      @imjustatypicaluserr8019 4 года назад +4

      Do t make fun of robin goddammit

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc 4 года назад +12

      @gremlinstdm gaming he said many ratings. His editor decided to put 10/10 for disgust anyway.

    • @kaylee-en3fq
      @kaylee-en3fq 4 года назад +2

      I noticed that too lol

  • @phoenix-lc6zv
    @phoenix-lc6zv 4 года назад +490

    jack calling evelien “young lady” made my 2 am
    like idk why i thought that was so cute and his little giggle after i love them

  • @정혈구
    @정혈구 3 года назад +74

    I love Gab's constant shift between bb and Sean lol it's like "two cuties in one room? gotta get them both"

  • @immorta1gamer157
    @immorta1gamer157 4 года назад +1176

    Evelyn: “not as bad as you made it seem” Jack: **zooms in on her** “WHAT”

  • @theothetaurus1931
    @theothetaurus1931 5 лет назад +1874

    Jack: *don't make fun of how dirty my table is*
    Me: *looks at table* boi it literally looks like a whiteboard

  • @joshuasimmons6586
    @joshuasimmons6586 4 года назад +804

    Table: Is completely spotless. Jack: DONT MAKE FUN OF HOW DIRTY MY TABLE IS

    • @mineturtles200
      @mineturtles200 4 года назад +8

      Joshua Simmons Yeah my table is.... GET RID OF THAT EW kind of messy

    • @beezechurger797
      @beezechurger797 4 года назад +8

      I wish my sister's language was that clean

    • @adamking2207
      @adamking2207 4 года назад +3

      Helen Harding oof

    • @six625
      @six625 4 года назад +1

      @@beezechurger797 you have my respect

    • @kloc1245
      @kloc1245 4 года назад

      shitty pfp THE PEOPLE UNDER ME ARE FUCKING RETARDED

  • @SavannahCarnley
    @SavannahCarnley 3 года назад +212

    Why was that Arthur Morgan impression actually hella good LMAO

    • @moonsun9602
      @moonsun9602 2 года назад +2

      That was my favorite part

    • @JLin943
      @JLin943 2 года назад +9

      Western outlaw accents must be similar to Irish accents, because the voice actor who did Arthur’s voice is Irish.

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx 2 года назад +2

      @@JLin943 he’s American, he just has Irish ancestry.

    • @JLin943
      @JLin943 2 года назад +1

      @@Dctctx He’s born American, but has Irish parents and has a predominantly Irish accent if you listen to him speak.

    • @janyajackson7829
      @janyajackson7829 Год назад

      @@Dctctxhe was born and he grew up in Ireland

  • @erandy677
    @erandy677 5 лет назад +313

    Sean:
    "You like that one worst than the other one? "
    Me trying to make my word count go up for a essay

  • @coffeytime3830
    @coffeytime3830 4 года назад +2240

    as a southern man, hearing a very irish youtuber correctly immitate my accent cause some serious whiplash. god i'd love to hear you voice a whole character in that accent tbh

    • @sadistfurret4205
      @sadistfurret4205 3 года назад +27

      are you from the incest region or homophobia town

    • @ranger7664
      @ranger7664 3 года назад +15

      @@sadistfurret4205 those are only stereotypes.

    • @sadistfurret4205
      @sadistfurret4205 3 года назад +28

      @@ranger7664 do I have to fucking put it in SarcASm foNt?!

    • @ranger7664
      @ranger7664 3 года назад +44

      @@sadistfurret4205 calm down jamal don't pull out the 9.

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 3 года назад +9

      Like his southern accent is spot on.

  • @r.b.7940
    @r.b.7940 5 лет назад +715

    Whenever BB shows up that's where 100% of my attention goes.

    • @lukewarmlava2083
      @lukewarmlava2083 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @egorsdeimos3523
      @egorsdeimos3523 5 лет назад +2

      R. B. You should rename your self bb cult

    • @duganchase8577
      @duganchase8577 5 лет назад

      Yes my cats name is bebe not bb but i have to pay attention to seans cat

    • @1305maggie
      @1305maggie 5 лет назад +2

      for a second i thought you mean balloon boy

  • @sirsammyplays8879
    @sirsammyplays8879 3 года назад +1286

    Jack: "I'd say this is about a two."
    Editor: 10/10
    Thank you for the amount of likes- that's the highest i've gotten

    • @cbrosentertainment1806
      @cbrosentertainment1806 3 года назад +60

      It’s mildly infuriating

    • @markohora2745
      @markohora2745 3 года назад +6

      inr

    • @caleb2859
      @caleb2859 2 года назад +1

      @@cbrosentertainment1806 ohhhh
      i seeee

    • @calli.catastrophe
      @calli.catastrophe 2 года назад +17

      Jack: "I'll give this one a 5"
      Editor: 10/10
      >.> did the editor accidentally all the math, or was it a joke i missed somewhere, or did they just not care? I bet it was sarcasm.....would be funny in a way to kinda prank deaf people, just tell them there's no subtitles/cc and that he's reviewing these sodas and watch the shock form on their face from seeing his disgusted face but seeing 10/10......does that make me a horrible person? maybe....aww fuck it, i'm going to hell anyway XD

    • @sirsammyplays8879
      @sirsammyplays8879 2 года назад +1

      @@calli.catastrophe Lmao

  • @ailestriker9888
    @ailestriker9888 5 лет назад +236

    Sean: "I have a plan. Not to drink more of this."
    Also Sean: *immediately drinks more*

  • @rachelhughes8487
    @rachelhughes8487 5 лет назад +349

    "I don't like my coke, it's spicy."
    "That's the bubbles."
    That's my fiance. He calls La Croix "spicy water."

    • @TsujiroI
      @TsujiroI 5 лет назад +4

      That's what it is, taste like burnt water.

    • @angelscinta4385
      @angelscinta4385 5 лет назад

      Rachel Hughes cool👍

    • @bigidibeng
      @bigidibeng 5 лет назад

      Definitely marry 😂

    • @germanmain9715
      @germanmain9715 5 лет назад

      It tastes like toilet shit water

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 5 лет назад

      I don't hate or like that drink it's super bland it's hard to discrbe

  • @dpadamm
    @dpadamm 5 лет назад +267

    Jack: "Don't yell at me for how dirty my table is"
    *His table is whiter and sparklier than Jack's smile, and that's alot*

  • @cameron9091
    @cameron9091 3 года назад +24

    @6:55 when Sean said "this how my daddy taught me" and smelt the buffalo sauce soda and made a face, I almost woke my boyfriend up from laughing too hard. I love him so much.

  • @user-fv1ld7si4v
    @user-fv1ld7si4v 5 лет назад +1380

    Jack: *Tries Sweet Corn Soda*
    His Soul: *Ight imma head out*

  • @EagleScout2019
    @EagleScout2019 5 лет назад +183

    Jack: "I have a plan, not to drink anymore of this"
    Jack one second later: drinks more of it

  • @gummygoo2
    @gummygoo2 4 года назад +538

    Evelyn: do you want a spit bucket?
    Sean: nah im commiting
    Seans gag reflex: aRe yOU SurE abOuT thAt

  • @Bepbo
    @Bepbo 3 года назад +89

    Years ago my best friend returned from a trip out of state, and brought back a bottle of the Ranch dressing soda. About... 6 or 7 of us got together and all tried it at the count of 3. It is RANCID. Some of my friends handled it okay, I spat it out in the kitchen sink screaming to the gods, and one friend ended up puking and was in the bathroom for 20 mins sick.
    It was somehow the best and worst memory all of us have experienced together lol

    • @RuinsRuasExe
      @RuinsRuasExe 3 года назад +7

      Ranch Soda brings people together because killing a group of people is easier when they're close😂

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube 2 года назад +2

      Outside of America we aren't really familiar with ranch dressing. Did the soda actually taste like drinking straight ranch dressing? Or was it somehow worse when put into sodafied form?

    • @KeaveMind
      @KeaveMind Год назад

      traumatic events make you connect on a deeper level

    • @ashleyjohnson9651
      @ashleyjohnson9651 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@LHyoutubei imagine it tastes like when youre doing dishes and you wash a ranch dish off with hot water and the hot steam wafts up the smell of old ranch dressing into your nose and its the worst thing ever

  • @amykinz8160
    @amykinz8160 5 лет назад +676

    Evelyn: "This one's not as bad as you made it seem."
    Seán: " *_W H A T_* "

  • @ag7043
    @ag7043 3 года назад +691

    12:38 after Evelyn drinks Ranch Soda
    Evelyn: "Not as bad as you made it seem."
    Seán and a few of us: **"WHAT?!"**

    • @erifox3626
      @erifox3626 3 года назад +19

      WHAT!?! Are you bleeding kidding me??? You would rather eat socks???

    • @dominiquelamothe2425
      @dominiquelamothe2425 3 года назад +6

      I thought her name was Gab

    • @ag7043
      @ag7043 3 года назад +10

      @@dominiquelamothe2425 That's her channel name.

    • @dominiquelamothe2425
      @dominiquelamothe2425 3 года назад +5

      @@ag7043 oh okay thx

    • @Trygamer45_
      @Trygamer45_ 3 года назад +3

      Same

  • @skydinsmore2891
    @skydinsmore2891 5 лет назад +3741

    Sean: there’s no way anybody likes ranch enough that they’d buy this and put it in their body willfully
    *shane Dawson has entered the chat*

  • @James-jb1do
    @James-jb1do 2 года назад +40

    Jack
    2:50 - Bacon
    4:40 - Sweet Corn 5:08 (drink) 5:48
    6:50 - Buffalo Wings 7:20
    9:13 - Ranch Dressing 9:29
    11:10 - PB&J
    Evelyn
    12:30 - Ranch
    13:03 - Corn
    13:32 - Bacon
    14:08 - Buffalo Wings
    14:37 - PB&J

  • @annamarschand6809
    @annamarschand6809 3 года назад +854

    "You drink with your mouth, babe."
    😂 I can not stop laughing at that.

    • @SènorSolo
      @SènorSolo 3 года назад +12

      And then the laugh right after Xd

    • @EphraimSmith4656
      @EphraimSmith4656 2 года назад +3

      This happened right as I read this, lol

    • @darksonic9014
      @darksonic9014 Год назад +2

      @@EphraimSmith4656 is that Wiishu behind the camera

    • @erifox3626
      @erifox3626 Год назад +4

      @dark sonic No. That's Evelyn

  • @sorenannon3521
    @sorenannon3521 5 лет назад +739

    “This is what my daddy taught me.”
    *Smells buffalo wing soda bottle*
    Instantly recoils and loses the accent entirely

    • @sugaloaf9889
      @sugaloaf9889 5 лет назад +4

      Best part

    • @aisyanurinsyira5976
      @aisyanurinsyira5976 5 лет назад +4

      Snurped

    • @zpapins
      @zpapins 5 лет назад +3

      Looks like the smell just punches him in the face

    • @rhyswillz4725
      @rhyswillz4725 5 лет назад

      SAComicArts _ read this comment as soon as he said that

    • @sorenannon3521
      @sorenannon3521 5 лет назад

      Rhys Willz ngl I wrote it right after he said it

  • @lapizlazuidragic4881
    @lapizlazuidragic4881 5 лет назад +1846

    A lot of people here are complaining about how they can’t smell the sodas while I’m over here on the other side of the screen, complaining about how I can’t pet that lovely cat
    Okay wait how did this happen
    I’d like to thank you all, the bacon soda and the raccoon

    • @FrostyFyre
      @FrostyFyre 5 лет назад +23

      Profile pic checks out.

    • @gubadagoober
      @gubadagoober 5 лет назад +3

      I hate cats

    • @ahfreshair9242
      @ahfreshair9242 5 лет назад +2

      Cobra 1commander
      Same.

    • @generic_soda
      @generic_soda 5 лет назад +14

      I don't know how, but I smelt both the bacon and ranch sodas when he put them up to the camera. I don't know how!

    • @gubadagoober
      @gubadagoober 5 лет назад +2

      @@awkwardasalways im a dog person i just like dogs better they look cuter off course i respect your opinion if you dont like dogs

  • @Paradiseatwork4295
    @Paradiseatwork4295 2 года назад +107

    The fact that this man can almost perfectly replicate a middle aged man from the southern United States is incredible

  • @zeleniatdq
    @zeleniatdq 5 лет назад +407

    “Ya’ll get yer fixins?”
    If fixins means illness then yes.

    • @griffinsonjupiter
      @griffinsonjupiter 5 лет назад +7

      chronic illness peeps unite

    • @karynmarden6293
      @karynmarden6293 5 лет назад +2

      Same, man same.

    • @lollipopqueen7500
      @lollipopqueen7500 5 лет назад +1

      Same 😂

    • @leitutu3223
      @leitutu3223 5 лет назад +1

      Smart ass

    • @zeleniatdq
      @zeleniatdq 5 лет назад

      Nicole Zia
      I got I’ll when he drank the Ranch one..... cuz it reminded me of this disgusting oil/thingy “medicine” I once had, and oh m god it made me gag and ill.... 😖

  • @danieldrain7391
    @danieldrain7391 3 года назад +2345

    I love he does a strong southern accent then swaps back to his regular Irish accent lol

    • @calebhill3446
      @calebhill3446 3 года назад +17

      "Perfect"

    • @Psychosocial_cracker
      @Psychosocial_cracker 3 года назад +29

      I'm from the south. We sound nothing like that lmao

    • @austinholcomb3585
      @austinholcomb3585 3 года назад +7

      Are you stupid no southerner sounds like that not even close I'm not southern but I've been around it enough

    • @samisplatpyt9524
      @samisplatpyt9524 3 года назад +10

      Pika pika?

    • @XxUnderKanexX
      @XxUnderKanexX 3 года назад +19

      Sounds like Western to me, like the Wild West accent.

  • @juliet974
    @juliet974 5 лет назад +127

    "you know you drink with your mouth" -love the commentary from Evelyn

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 4 года назад +1

      First time i saw a hearted comment that had 69 likes and 0 reply

  • @BigAlvideos101
    @BigAlvideos101 2 года назад +16

    5:47- "I have a plan- not to drink more of this"- only to take another sip right after saying that. LOL!

  • @sinister_polarbear
    @sinister_polarbear 5 лет назад +219

    it’s so adorable to hear evelien’s laughter in the background

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall 5 лет назад +349

    Jack:
    that's a 5
    that's a 2
    Editor: *(10/10)*

  • @FateTheRaven
    @FateTheRaven 5 лет назад +797

    Jack: "dont make that face at me...young lady."
    He couldn't even keep a straight face XD

  • @AquaPhoenixed
    @AquaPhoenixed 2 года назад +13

    "No soul, get back in my body" was the funniest thing I have heard all day

  • @Alex-pp5xs
    @Alex-pp5xs 4 года назад +155

    4:57 When Jack compliments with out realising
    7:07 proper life lessons with Evelyn
    9:47 big words with jack

  • @aspecthunter7867
    @aspecthunter7867 5 лет назад +372

    I’m never gonna get tired of him saying “y’all get your fixes?”

  • @kahutreachervlogs5917
    @kahutreachervlogs5917 4 года назад +629

    Jack: "HEY DUTCH I HAVE A PLAN.... NOT TO DRINK MORE OF THIS"
    5:52: *Demon leaves Jack's body*

    • @nightmaregamingyt1723
      @nightmaregamingyt1723 4 года назад +13

      no I think the innocence left his body, not the demons.

    • @septiccomics0968
      @septiccomics0968 4 года назад +11

      @@nightmaregamingyt1723 okay thank god I wasnt the only one who saw it that way

    • @likeavillainnn
      @likeavillainnn 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @burnttoast8300
      @burnttoast8300 4 года назад +5

      Jack: *_drinks sweet corn soda_*
      **Anti has left the chat**

    • @radubadea9592
      @radubadea9592 4 года назад +4

      Someone should make a gif of that at 5:52 tbh. It would work so well in conversations, haha.

  • @DoctorLo0p
    @DoctorLo0p 3 года назад +32

    “Dont make fun of how dirty my table is” *table shines*

  • @Exayevie
    @Exayevie 5 лет назад +494

    Jack: “Pffft syrup, you don’t get syrup from sweet corn!”
    Me, a Midwesterner: “Whatever you wanna believe, Jack”

  • @d_dude3219
    @d_dude3219 5 лет назад +437

    Jack: Y'all get yer fixins?
    Everyone: THAT'S A NICE CAT

  • @Mr_Murdersalot
    @Mr_Murdersalot 5 лет назад +260

    I believe the reason why jack is drinking these sodas is because he’s trying to end his addiction to same great coke taste zero sugar now with a hint of added vanilla

    • @josh44026
      @josh44026 5 лет назад +1

      I dont like that one with cola

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 5 лет назад +1

      JoshEntertainment EHHHHHHH

  • @beatfromjetsetradio8239
    @beatfromjetsetradio8239 2 года назад +28

    I had the corn one once.
    I couldn’t finish it, but I have to give credit where credit is due: It tasted very much like sweet corn.
    Like it or not, this man sure did get his fixin’s.

  • @saucydog4143
    @saucydog4143 5 лет назад +665

    Jack: On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it about a 5
    Screen: 10/10

  • @wishgenie7023
    @wishgenie7023 3 года назад +1055

    "Don't make that face at me, young lady." With that sentence, I can just imagine Jack as a father.

    • @maxwellorryn3380
      @maxwellorryn3380 3 года назад +29

      I already picture him as my Daddy

    • @mmaaxx___
      @mmaaxx___ 3 года назад +57

      @@maxwellorryn3380 dude-

    • @katherinetressler1508
      @katherinetressler1508 3 года назад +34

      The kid's first word would either be a scream or potato

    • @Sam-hh5jf
      @Sam-hh5jf 3 года назад +8

      When read this comment, I got war flashbacks. My dad would say that to me somewhat, even though I didn't make a face it was just my regular face expression.

    • @celestial-eve
      @celestial-eve 3 года назад +7

      @@katherinetressler1508 or "LAUGH" as an homage to jacksepticeye's funniest home videos lol

  • @unitato497
    @unitato497 5 лет назад +376

    Jack: “...I have a plan! Not to drink more of this.”
    *proceeds to take another sip*

    • @Charly-nb1mc
      @Charly-nb1mc 5 лет назад +3

      I went to look for some one who comanted this XD

    • @mattmanners6927
      @mattmanners6927 5 лет назад

      Charly 123 me to

    • @Lirus7220
      @Lirus7220 5 лет назад +1

      The red dead redemption reference brought me back when I played the game

    • @Lirus7220
      @Lirus7220 5 лет назад

      JoeMama just one more score and we’ll be out of here

    • @Lirus7220
      @Lirus7220 5 лет назад

      JoeMama what happened to loyalty

  • @thatvixx
    @thatvixx 3 года назад +92

    séan: *smelling the soda*
    evelyn: you drink with your mouth, babe
    THIS ENDED ME LMAOOOO

  • @fastpack6130
    @fastpack6130 5 лет назад +382

    "This looks like the different filtrations of piss"
    *Zooms at the cat*

  • @raccoon5214
    @raccoon5214 5 лет назад +407

    Jack: don’t make fun of how dirty my table is
    Me: you don’t know what dirty is

  • @TheRatike
    @TheRatike 5 лет назад +266

    “I think that’s just people that are too lazy to go get other dips”
    I didn’t expect to be so personally attacked by Jack this morning

  • @LightStalker
    @LightStalker Год назад +6

    As a person who loves Ranch, I’ve gotta say. Ranch dressing on everything and ranch dressing soda is like the difference between “I go to church every Sunday” and “I tried to kill my son with a butcher knife.” Lester went farther than anyone ever should in his quest for fixins. :P

  • @TheFunniBaconMan
    @TheFunniBaconMan 4 года назад +310

    "Don't make fun of how dirty my table is"
    *Table is spotless*

  • @rileypegher151
    @rileypegher151 4 года назад +176

    4:57 “don’t make that face at me...young lady” I love him so much

  • @sohamsengupta6470
    @sohamsengupta6470 5 лет назад +124

    "I give it a 5/10. Put that up on the screen"
    Screen:10/10

    • @marcogypaetus9607
      @marcogypaetus9607 5 лет назад +1

      "5/10, it was okay" ~Lord Dadorable
      Imma just leave this here, don't mind me.

    • @gr00vy10
      @gr00vy10 5 лет назад

      I think it was an editing issue lol

    • @sohamsengupta6470
      @sohamsengupta6470 5 лет назад

      @@gr00vy10 May also be a joke, like that time when Ola Englund was rating McDonald's burgers and the screen showed 6/10 regardless of whatever he said.

    • @sohamsengupta6470
      @sohamsengupta6470 5 лет назад +1

      @@marcogypaetus9607 Yeah I wasn't aiming for 100% quote accuracy, he did say put that on the screen later

    • @marcogypaetus9607
      @marcogypaetus9607 5 лет назад

      @@sohamsengupta6470 Nah, it was a quote from something else which fitted, I just wanted to see who'd recognize it ;)

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 3 года назад +12

    I love that BB was sitting and watching Sean make questionable decisions

  • @johnmarston959
    @johnmarston959 4 года назад +785

    ¨Smell that¨ *Shoves in face**
    Me, actually smelling dark chocolate: _Wait a damn minute_

    • @benp.320
      @benp.320 4 года назад +23

      That was oddly the same one that I was able to smell... don't know why, no bacon, but same.

    • @Astral_Lumine
      @Astral_Lumine 4 года назад +5

      I thought I was going crazy when I actually smelled something

    • @ee6630
      @ee6630 4 года назад +3

      Same-

    • @skelkostar387
      @skelkostar387 3 года назад

      i smell fictions

    • @nityachiru1021
      @nityachiru1021 3 года назад

      SAME IT WAS SO WEIRD NO BACON JUST CHOCOLATE

  • @SeanIsAnxious
    @SeanIsAnxious 5 лет назад +562

    “You drink out of your mouth babe.” I love his girlfriends cometary in the background

    • @hacool7603
      @hacool7603 4 года назад +5

      Anxiously Doodling i am surprised no one has commented on your english

    • @SeanIsAnxious
      @SeanIsAnxious 4 года назад +30

      12 Animation I’m surprised you felt the need to comment on this even though it added literally nothing

    • @SolusDarkcoat
      @SolusDarkcoat 4 года назад +1

      @@SeanIsAnxious so you edit your salty reply but not your initial comment?

    • @SeanIsAnxious
      @SeanIsAnxious 4 года назад +10

      Solus Darkcoat idk, I was in a bad mood and didn’t want to hear more about how much I suck at spelling, I was a jerk and I realize that, sorry

    • @aspol12
      @aspol12 4 года назад +1

      @Corey :D their*

  • @maxversthappening8166
    @maxversthappening8166 3 года назад +1987

    Alternate title: Sean drinking sodas while gagging and saying nonsense in an American accent for 17 minutes

    • @justanotakunerd4187
      @justanotakunerd4187 3 года назад +41

      Southern American.
      Most of us don't speak that way.

    • @AmySkribble
      @AmySkribble 3 года назад +19

      *southern
      Lol, most of Americans don't sound like that.

    • @gracemccartney1795
      @gracemccartney1795 3 года назад +14

      @@Lexicon1020 i'm from tennessee. yes we do sound like that.

    • @Bibblesupremacy1992
      @Bibblesupremacy1992 3 года назад +23

      @@gracemccartney1795 we don’t ALL sound like that. Only country folks like you guys do

    • @mike-mz6yz
      @mike-mz6yz 3 года назад +16

      I dont think there is an American accent, I mean every state has its own accent, and most have multiple like a person from NYC doesnt sound like a person from buffalo and a person from Miami doesnt sound like a person from Jacksonville.

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube 2 года назад +6

    2:14 - The 'other sugar' is high-fructose corn syrup (HFCS), it is very frequently used as a cheaper substitute for real sugar in the USA. I believe there is some big historical story about how the corn farming industry lobbied successfully for it to be used instead of real sugar. I also vaguely recall it as being even less healthy than actual real sugar.

  • @springtrapgurl9662
    @springtrapgurl9662 5 лет назад +93

    Jack: **drinks ranch soda**
    Jack's Soul: a'ight, Imma head out.

  • @Breach_The_Tides_Band
    @Breach_The_Tides_Band 5 лет назад +370

    Jack: Hey Dutch I got a plan...not to drink anymore of this
    Also Jack: Immediately takes another sip and cringes like the first time

    • @Breach_The_Tides_Band
      @Breach_The_Tides_Band 4 года назад +1

      @gremlinstdm gaming damn 174 now I was gonna put "nice" but I'm too late 5 people unlike this comment plz😄

    • @Gfsgfhjbng
      @Gfsgfhjbng 4 года назад +1

      Red dead two bru

    • @Breach_The_Tides_Band
      @Breach_The_Tides_Band 4 года назад +1

      @@Gfsgfhjbng Have some goddamn *FAITH*

    • @reynaldofrancis8960
      @reynaldofrancis8960 4 года назад +1

      I wish he made red dead redemption 2 a lets play,that would be cool

    • @destinysace5365
      @destinysace5365 4 года назад

      NOS thats how any plan with dutch goes

  • @realbutfake7944
    @realbutfake7944 4 года назад +205

    1:00 3:00 4:04 5:26 6:30
    "Ya'll get Yer Fixins

    • @randomperson5611
      @randomperson5611 4 года назад +15

      There’s a slow transition between them getting more and more southern the further he goes.

    • @davidt5727
      @davidt5727 4 года назад +6

      4:25 = another one

    • @mac-the-gay-rose
      @mac-the-gay-rose 4 года назад +5

      You missed 2:21

  • @karsonalban6599
    @karsonalban6599 Год назад +3

    Normally I hate a shaky camera but it’s gives so much personality to ur vids

  • @lunadremurr9947
    @lunadremurr9947 5 лет назад +89

    "Want me to fire it at the camera?"
    I love the tiniest little no we heard

  • @airenoirryt416
    @airenoirryt416 5 лет назад +635

    Before drinking: oooooo Fancyyy
    After drinking: yikes forever

  • @I_think_therefore_i_am_0
    @I_think_therefore_i_am_0 4 года назад +100

    11:10 jack sounds so cute when he says "aww this one smells like candy"like a child!!!!!

  • @phoenixsweet1697
    @phoenixsweet1697 3 года назад +4

    Sean, in the words of one of my favorite characters from Supernatural.
    "Don't ever change."

  • @cletuscorndog
    @cletuscorndog 4 года назад +176

    Sean: Drinks Soda
    His Soul: “Aight, ima head out”

  • @DeadHouseMouse
    @DeadHouseMouse 5 лет назад +620

    As a southern American I’d just like to say Jack’s hillbilly accent is on point

  • @brittanywilson3245
    @brittanywilson3245 5 лет назад +267

    Jack: "WHY IS THE CHOCOLATE ONE SHORTER??"
    Glad I'm not the only one bothered by that

    • @merta7273
      @merta7273 5 лет назад +5

      Because lester is weird

  • @sugaloaf9889
    @sugaloaf9889 2 года назад +8

    Meanwhile, BB is all, “I can’t believe I live with this guy”

  • @lonestar3866
    @lonestar3866 5 лет назад +513

    “Don’t make fun of how dirty my table is”
    My table: yes. Ok...

    • @thiccrib
      @thiccrib 5 лет назад +2

      Table: oh I'll give you some fixings. ;)

    • @callysta5160
      @callysta5160 5 лет назад

      @@thiccrib are y'all shipping tables im-

    • @CreativeFox750
      @CreativeFox750 5 лет назад

      There’s not even a molecule of dirt on his table and I have gallons of dust and dirt on my tables

    • @mandyb2462
      @mandyb2462 5 лет назад

      Just_a_cannoli _ wot an ugly table

    • @mandyb2462
      @mandyb2462 5 лет назад

      Jk

  • @audriann0972
    @audriann0972 4 года назад +548

    Yes, Jack. Cause 4 year olds need bottle openers.

  • @phud69
    @phud69 4 года назад +681

    Sean: *smells bacon chocolate soda*
    Sean: "it smells like bacon and chocolate"
    *Hmm, I wonder why that might be*

    • @sinvaas
      @sinvaas 4 года назад +18

      Hmm yes this floor is made of floor

    • @urbanshorty1670
      @urbanshorty1670 4 года назад +7

      @@sinvaasi also noticed every 60 seconds a minute passes 🤔

    • @isaiahthomas9817
      @isaiahthomas9817 4 года назад +6

      @@urbanshorty1670 60 minutes feels like an hour without you

    • @urbanshorty1670
      @urbanshorty1670 4 года назад +2

      @@isaiahthomas9817 😂 thats a brilliant one 😂

    • @chomikgachalife9022
      @chomikgachalife9022 4 года назад +2

      And butter is made out of butter

  • @theonator5847
    @theonator5847 Год назад +3

    3:45 "Hey Arthur I have a plan I just need more money." 🤣🤣

  • @olivejuice2776
    @olivejuice2776 5 лет назад +75

    Sean: inhales essence of soda
    Evelein: u drink through your mouth

  • @saphireleine
    @saphireleine 5 лет назад +310

    “This is what it would taste like to drink a dead body”

    • @emmettawardz4943
      @emmettawardz4943 5 лет назад +2

      *_O H G O D - - -_*

    • @pavelazap8520
      @pavelazap8520 5 лет назад +2

      Can confirm, tastes the same

    • @honkhonk9266
      @honkhonk9266 5 лет назад +1

      Don't bully the vampires zombies..............
      and spiders

    • @scottstormblade8817
      @scottstormblade8817 5 лет назад +2

      I was scrolling through the comments, and as soon as I read this one, he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂 timing 10/10

    • @σσσ-β7ι
      @σσσ-β7ι 5 лет назад

      How does he know? 🤔

  • @Quirkyhndl
    @Quirkyhndl 5 лет назад +169

    Bartender: pick your poison
    Man: I want something that will literally kill me
    Bartender: *passes ranch soda* so long pardner

    • @mr.random4969
      @mr.random4969 5 лет назад +2

      When is the funeral

    • @d0m946
      @d0m946 5 лет назад

      Random hahaha good one

  • @Jubbano
    @Jubbano 2 года назад +8

    6:49 Snapped Jack right outta character 💀💀

  • @tammy2339
    @tammy2339 5 лет назад +177

    Everybody in his next vid
    "Hey Jack, you get yer fixin's?"

    • @whiteslate
      @whiteslate 5 лет назад +1

      69 likes lol

    • @loy5800
      @loy5800 5 лет назад +1

      Y'all get yer fixen's

  • @kitkat1637
    @kitkat1637 5 лет назад +98

    BB is purposefully sitting higher than jack so he can assert his authority and judge jacks life choices, nothing can change my mind about that

  • @ericbraun8635
    @ericbraun8635 3 года назад +38

    Shouldve combined the buffalo wing soda and the ranch soda, because y'know, it makes sense

  • @madicrowley6697
    @madicrowley6697 5 лет назад +464

    jack: “next episode will be the enderdragon episode”
    1 week goes by
    2 weeks
    2 months
    3 months
    Jack: RANCH SODA

    • @zachernandez1494
      @zachernandez1494 5 лет назад +11

      It's only been a month since his last Minecraft video, thank God. Still a long wait, but at least it hasn't been 3 months. 😂

    • @sassytorchic47
      @sassytorchic47 5 лет назад +1

      He's stalling lmao X'D

    • @STVNBM-qj9qw
      @STVNBM-qj9qw 5 лет назад +1

      Can I get an amen

  • @savannahdavis423
    @savannahdavis423 4 года назад +912

    Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Jack says “y’all get your fixins”

    • @RowieTheFawn
      @RowieTheFawn 4 года назад +20

      Of the ranch soda.

    • @abbyluck
      @abbyluck 4 года назад +16

      ill be more drunk than an irishmen

    • @monika1797
      @monika1797 3 года назад +7

      I’m at home and drunk thank you :D

    • @goose5200
      @goose5200 3 года назад +4

      Sever liver damage

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 3 года назад +3

      @@RowieTheFawn I'd die before I take one sip of it...

  • @SparrowsN3st
    @SparrowsN3st 5 лет назад +645

    Jack: *holds soda to camera* Smell
    Me: * aggressively sniffs phone screen*
    My mom: *where did I go wrong*

  • @tomathyalexander9080
    @tomathyalexander9080 3 года назад +3

    I love how Jack's scale is 1/0 is the best and 10 is the worst instead of most people who make 1/0 the worst and 10 the best

  • @Colbartson
    @Colbartson 4 года назад +566

    " End of the decade, why not drink somethin that'll kill ya," I'm not sure that would've been a bad idea

    • @kassiereynolds7220
      @kassiereynolds7220 4 года назад +9

      bleach enters the chat

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 4 года назад +1

      Funnily enough he enjoys canned food, and canned food is normally lined with plastic on the interior; so he does drink carcinogenic drinks.

    • @goblin.1205
      @goblin.1205 4 года назад

      ah yes, my favouraite jojo character, kira yoshi

    • @gazingatsaturn
      @gazingatsaturn 3 года назад

      @@goblin.1205 clearly the best of all

    • @goblin.1205
      @goblin.1205 3 года назад

      @@gazingatsaturn yep