I Bought A GoJo From The Hilarious Infomercial

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  • Remember when I found the most incredible commercial showing off the GoJo hands free phone kit? Well I bought one! Let's see if it actually works
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @infidelgames5007
    @infidelgames5007 4 года назад +2252

    Jack: starts dancing
    His shirt mic: *sounds like it's tumbling down the side of a mountain*

    • @khaotickian2131
      @khaotickian2131 4 года назад +61

      Sean: *starts dancing*
      His mic: *tornado notice intensifies*

    • @mangolia8295
      @mangolia8295 4 года назад +10

      omfg it does

    • @Treforce
      @Treforce 4 года назад +6

      One of the fingers dosn't glow

    • @_rahx
      @_rahx 4 года назад +5

      Stop stealing commeeeennnnttttsss

    • @Cichlid_Visuals
      @Cichlid_Visuals 4 года назад +3

      my subwoofer was triggered

  • @technoaxeblade9633
    @technoaxeblade9633 4 года назад +1568

    Jack: starts dancing
    His microphone: *PTHPTHTPRHPTPTPRHTPH*

    • @cm-90
      @cm-90 4 года назад +28

      I was wearing airpods and l almost went deaf

    • @PyroInsom
      @PyroInsom 4 года назад +35

      @@cm-90 oof, R/subtleflex

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 4 года назад +19

      His mic was feeling the nonexistent beats.

    • @smolmuff9360
      @smolmuff9360 4 года назад +6

      AHAHAHHAHAAHAH-

    • @vpls6237
      @vpls6237 4 года назад +7

      *FEEL THE BEAT*

  • @Idk-rm7zp
    @Idk-rm7zp 3 года назад +420

    Pov: It's late at night and you wake up to find that a wild jack is standing over you with light up gloves.
    *Why is there a potato man in my room?*

  • @Linc7777
    @Linc7777 3 года назад +198

    8 Months Before:I’m Gonna Grow A Water Jesus
    8 Months Later:I’M GONNA DRINK WATER JESUS

  • @Vortexzz1
    @Vortexzz1 4 года назад +3010

    *Jacks GF wakes up at 3am*
    “Really? Again?”
    *Jack in the corner of the room waving his hands*
    LETS GO !!

  • @novabandit3305
    @novabandit3305 4 года назад +529

    If he's a whole meal, then we should call him the Garlic Gladiator.

    • @hannibalmontrose702
      @hannibalmontrose702 4 года назад +1

      Mashed potatoes, cause he's my best spuddy

    • @benbond8899
      @benbond8899 4 года назад

      OH YES Yeetus The Fetus OH YES

    • @merc_meat_62
      @merc_meat_62 4 года назад

      1:05 is it me or did jack turn into Jenna marbles for a little then

    • @damoncoetzee1512
      @damoncoetzee1512 4 года назад

      If he wore the suit he’ll be Jack and the Bean stalk

    • @elishane10yt66
      @elishane10yt66 4 года назад

      Weeellllllllllll your not wrong

  • @mhico4339
    @mhico4339 3 года назад +77

    everyone: is this a jojo reference?
    Jack: nah it’s a gojo reference

  • @RinSyuveil
    @RinSyuveil 3 года назад +50

    Love how everyone spots the wine rack and call it a gag item when in actuality it could be used for long jogs with a cool thing of water against your chest cooling you off as you jog and then drink from time to time

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 2 года назад +2

      That's a good idea...

    • @AspensCats
      @AspensCats 2 года назад +1

      My main idea is to sneak alcohol into places so you don’t have to get price gouged over drinks

  • @joshuataylor7706
    @joshuataylor7706 4 года назад +687

    Note to self:
    don’t invite jack to a rave because his dance skills would obliterate everyone on the dance floor

    • @vpls6237
      @vpls6237 4 года назад +10

      Literally

    • @m00ns_05
      @m00ns_05 4 года назад +4

      he’d give everyone a seizure

    • @Wubsy96
      @Wubsy96 4 года назад +2

      So what you're saying is they should get up (GET UP) and evacuate the dance floor?

    • @Adplusamequalsadam
      @Adplusamequalsadam 4 года назад +3

      There would be panic at the disco?

    • @cauekriechle8146
      @cauekriechle8146 4 года назад +2

      Total cringe

  • @thesestrangerslikeme
    @thesestrangerslikeme 4 года назад +4261

    Evelyn filming her cat instead of Jack is such a mood

    • @livingandthriving
      @livingandthriving 4 года назад +130

      Kitties trump everything else. It's one of the laws of the universe.

    • @myedenstory
      @myedenstory 4 года назад +65

      Once you have a cat you will always be in his shadow.

    • @david_negron
      @david_negron 4 года назад +20

      Evelien*

    • @user-kn5ck4mf2i
      @user-kn5ck4mf2i 4 года назад +6

      666th like 👹

    • @caseymays776
      @caseymays776 4 года назад +2

      livingandthriving Hoyt
      Hffffff

  • @foxkit69
    @foxkit69 3 года назад +68

    Sean: Nothing good ever happens here.
    Me: What do you mean?
    *Suggested: Disgusting Soda Challenge*
    Me: Oh, right.

  • @cosmoisconfused
    @cosmoisconfused 3 года назад +10

    9:20
    "Let them eat cake", was an influential and important phrase spoken after learning the poor had no bread, too bad Seán is packing it all.

  • @Rick-ys8cx
    @Rick-ys8cx 4 года назад +1482

    Best septicbooper quote:
    "you know im gonna bring these to bed tonight and play with them"

    • @vpls6237
      @vpls6237 4 года назад +30

      "PLAY"

    • @eggsy06
      @eggsy06 4 года назад +27

      *I wonder what Jack could be insinuating* 🤔

    • @tyrondodd2590
      @tyrondodd2590 4 года назад

      Underpants idiot

    • @maxnoren9871
      @maxnoren9871 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @ralphbouchahine
      @ralphbouchahine 4 года назад +1

      This comment has 699 likes. Cant like or else i will ruin it

  • @DarkVoidRanker
    @DarkVoidRanker 4 года назад +796

    The cat was like wtf is this man doing and I’m a chill at the side

    • @idkyet1720
      @idkyet1720 4 года назад +7

      JODisHere stop it get some help

    • @prod_hoax
      @prod_hoax 4 года назад

      JODisHere AGAIN HERE YOU ARE

    • @quademoustakas8963
      @quademoustakas8963 4 года назад

      JODisHere hello buckaroo

    • @liquid_pee7244
      @liquid_pee7244 4 года назад

      I laugh at your joke

    • @mygenderisgoat8074
      @mygenderisgoat8074 4 года назад +1

      Fear not, im reporting every one of his comments as spam or harrassment lol

  • @zbowman13hotmail
    @zbowman13hotmail 3 года назад +70

    “Do you think god goes on twitch to watch girls f-“
    That ad placement was perfect. 😂

  • @THEOPDESTROYER777
    @THEOPDESTROYER777 3 года назад +50

    this dude has more self esteem than i have skin cells

  • @scarletthread4921
    @scarletthread4921 4 года назад +3713

    I think we can all agree that Sean is the sassiest woman ever

    • @tt-mc3iq
      @tt-mc3iq 4 года назад +21

      JODisHere I get that your streaming but of all things to say- wHy MuSt iT bE “oK bOoMeR” REEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @dsrtpixie
      @dsrtpixie 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @hugovinicius2068
      @hugovinicius2068 4 года назад +7

      [...] and there is nothing wrong with it.

    • @ronanhazzard1391
      @ronanhazzard1391 4 года назад +1

      hi JOD. ok boomerrrrr

    • @enigmajicc8923
      @enigmajicc8923 4 года назад +6

      You don't have to be a woman to be sassy 🙄

  • @doodles4999
    @doodles4999 4 года назад +2550

    Jack: "I'll assume music is being added in, otherwise I'll just look stupid."
    Robin: 👀

    • @penny7695
      @penny7695 4 года назад +31

      It looks like that spiderman movie forgot music

    • @matthewscarpetti1313
      @matthewscarpetti1313 4 года назад +10

      Jack is a child.

    • @donklekang8993
      @donklekang8993 4 года назад +11

      Matthew Scarpetti and we love him for it

    • @tobynk5
      @tobynk5 4 года назад +6

      Bro I literally read your comment as he said it like perfect timing

    • @MiracleMags
      @MiracleMags 2 года назад +1

      Robin: 😈(Turns up Sean’s audio instead of adding music over it)

  • @arctrog
    @arctrog 3 года назад +60

    "he's dead" don't worry Sean he'll be back in 3 days

  • @valeriak2293
    @valeriak2293 3 года назад +50

    jacksepticeye : starts video and cat walks in
    me: CAT

  • @rowandrake7069
    @rowandrake7069 4 года назад +661

    The Cat is just staring and questioning his mother's relationship choices

    • @umbur2017
      @umbur2017 4 года назад +9

      Rowan Drake his name is big boss he best cat

    • @animalsareloyal1975
      @animalsareloyal1975 4 года назад +10

      Like the cat thinking this Irish human so crazy. Maybe i catnap in his coffee and take over his channel 🐱catsepticeye

    • @FennecFelix.memento
      @FennecFelix.memento 4 года назад +2

      @@animalsareloyal1975 awwwww yes 😍

    • @TheMajesticKnight
      @TheMajesticKnight 4 года назад +2

      @@animalsareloyal1975 Omg awwwwwwww

    • @TheMajesticKnight
      @TheMajesticKnight 4 года назад +2

      @@animalsareloyal1975 That is so cute lol

  • @mystmarsh
    @mystmarsh 4 года назад +11438

    This entire episode is just Sean being a grown man-child and living his best life

  • @abbynormal1246
    @abbynormal1246 3 года назад +61

    Everyone in my life: Bean Jack can't hurt you. He's not real.
    Bean Jack: 🥚🥓🥚

  • @gunnarvestlund2729
    @gunnarvestlund2729 3 года назад +8

    I like that you can see his emotions thru the bean mask

  • @kaig3405
    @kaig3405 4 года назад +625

    "Shake what your momma gave ya"
    "My mom gave me up for adoption"

  • @OliviaM-hr7vw
    @OliviaM-hr7vw 4 года назад +282

    *"Hi, I'm jacksepticeye and I'm your freestyle dance teacher"*
    2:44

  • @rosiepear7531
    @rosiepear7531 3 года назад +6

    This is like 5% Jack, 25% items, 70% Evelyn's cat. I want more of this

  • @peytonmentaberry6746
    @peytonmentaberry6746 3 года назад +33

    Jack putting water jesus in water in december: "huh...only takes 3 days"
    Me, watching Jack drink his water in august "Oh...oh please no"

  • @katepursley2201
    @katepursley2201 4 года назад +2123

    the fact that sean can perfectly act as a middle aged alcoholic woman at a bar slightly worries me.

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 4 года назад +84

      He was that in a previous life

    • @singularbubble7558
      @singularbubble7558 4 года назад +74

      You gotta remember, he voiced the teacher in Kindergarten. Hes practically a professional!

    • @ghostsquirrel2230
      @ghostsquirrel2230 4 года назад +40

      He is Irish what do you expect

    • @ryanmee3546
      @ryanmee3546 4 года назад +30

      How do you know he’s acting

    • @onjion1528
      @onjion1528 4 года назад +7

      What do you mean act?

  • @reillydoller806
    @reillydoller806 4 года назад +542

    Jack: “It did nothing”
    Jacks gf: “Oh, yes it did”

    • @Ali_Radmard
      @Ali_Radmard 4 года назад +1

      Time stamp.

    • @DuRp_Reflex
      @DuRp_Reflex 4 года назад +3

      @@Ali_Radmard 8:55

    • @thelostprotogen2764
      @thelostprotogen2764 4 года назад +2

      You mean Evelyn?

    • @josephneider7332
      @josephneider7332 4 года назад +6

      @@thelostprotogen2764 Triggered?

    • @BH-nl1wy
      @BH-nl1wy 4 года назад +3

      Reilly Doller i will be lonely forever. so i cannot and never will relate

  • @roryhealy5190
    @roryhealy5190 3 года назад +2

    13:20 you're not spreading wine everywhere you're spreading liquid joy

  • @katherinebroadway
    @katherinebroadway 3 года назад +9

    "You know I'm gonna bring these to bed tonight and paly with them."
    I feel so bad for Gab right now XD

  • @erf1058
    @erf1058 4 года назад +726

    2014-2015: I think Im allergic to cats and I dont like them
    2019: Has a cat that he loves... xD

    • @melonball22
      @melonball22 4 года назад +20

      not just has a cat but loves his cat

    • @Bro1212_
      @Bro1212_ 4 года назад +7

      Erin F jacks changed a ton since then, for better and worse

    • @erf1058
      @erf1058 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @Ocer.
      @Ocer. 4 года назад +1

      ok

    • @martha4286
      @martha4286 4 года назад +4

      Erin F loves is an understatement

  • @robynnhoud4001
    @robynnhoud4001 4 года назад +2236

    Seàn: Shake what your mama gave ya!
    Me: **aggressively shakes insecurities**

    • @Julia-id7qq
      @Julia-id7qq 3 года назад +70

      Axolotls Animated shakes childhood trauma

    • @igneousorgan6435
      @igneousorgan6435 3 года назад +44

      *aggressively shakes hand imprints*

    • @izzi5630
      @izzi5630 3 года назад +14

      Axolotls Animated I would like but you have 169 likes and I couldn't live with myself if I ruind that.....

    • @communismwizard8198
      @communismwizard8198 3 года назад +6

      Iskoa don’t worry, you’re free

    • @izzi5630
      @izzi5630 3 года назад +6

      @communismwizard I don't know if I should feel happy that I can finaly like it or as the nummber is ruined...

  • @savannah-23
    @savannah-23 2 года назад +7

    Séan and Evelien's dynamic is so cute and I love it! I hope that they end up getting married, they'd likely be a very happy married couple!

  • @morebadgamers3108
    @morebadgamers3108 3 года назад +50

    Jack: what are you laughing at are you not talking me seriously
    Gab: you look silly
    Jack: your not taking my art and my work seriously

  • @limbo2433
    @limbo2433 3 года назад +1549

    Jack: I hope music is added in or else I will look stupid
    Robin: no, I don't think I will

  • @ekranoplan169
    @ekranoplan169 4 года назад +317

    I love that Evelyn keeps showing the cat and ignores Jack

    • @tylerdulski803
      @tylerdulski803 4 года назад +9

      Bogdan and that robin agrees with her

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 4 года назад +14

      Giving the fans that quality content that she knows we're here for

    • @Quang1999
      @Quang1999 4 года назад +4

      I also love sometimes she couldn't hold her laugh so the camera just shakes uncontrollably.

    • @missteriouskitty
      @missteriouskitty 4 года назад

      She knows what we want.

  • @adityashekhawat816
    @adityashekhawat816 3 года назад +2

    4:25‐ the origins of water jesus can be traced back here

  • @artimis8508
    @artimis8508 2 года назад +2

    5:36 Jack asking the real questions

  • @thepeternetwork
    @thepeternetwork 4 года назад +863

    Jack: How's little Baby Rubber Jesus doing?
    ...
    Jack: He's dead.
    Me: Give him three days.

    • @spaghettiwaffles
      @spaghettiwaffles 4 года назад +5

      OneDarkGamer now just take out the space and the re

    • @jasonnobbs256
      @jasonnobbs256 4 года назад +8

      Takes him 3 days to respawn

    • @HaidebugCreates
      @HaidebugCreates 4 года назад +2

      DISnut I’m crying 😂

    • @Marigold11037
      @Marigold11037 4 года назад +4

      @@onedarkgamer yeah but it's super glitchy. Apparently when he respawns that big rock moves???

    • @Marigold11037
      @Marigold11037 4 года назад +2

      @@onedarkgamer oh yeah. You know, I'm pretty sure the character was a glitch itself? They only had half of the code called "Mary" so the devs had to finish it themselves

  • @ash1513
    @ash1513 4 года назад +374

    "I assume music is being added in or else I'll just look stupid"
    - Sean 2019

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 4 года назад +6

      I bet Robin's reply would be "but you always look stupid,"

    • @angel9211
      @angel9211 4 года назад +5

      JODisHere wtf are you even talking about?

    • @MoonSpider2099
      @MoonSpider2099 4 года назад +1

      Panda hes doing a stream where he just comments ok boomer

    • @battlesword2370
      @battlesword2370 4 года назад +1

      @@MrDankTM OK zoomer

  • @your_wothless_bunny
    @your_wothless_bunny 3 года назад +7

    The fluff bounce his hair did at 1:29 was so fluffy and I love you videos jack it always makes me smile and get through to dose that are hard please keep up the amazing work can't wait to see what you have in store for the next video

  • @d3antfb930
    @d3antfb930 2 года назад +3

    0:55 if this man came to rob me i would give him everything i mean everything

  • @marissar8466
    @marissar8466 4 года назад +917

    *at night*
    Sean:
    Gab:
    Sean:
    Gab: plea-
    Sean: THE LETSGO GLOVES STAY ON AT BEDTIME

    • @aperson4565
      @aperson4565 4 года назад +6

      I- Oh no

    • @hdes9172
      @hdes9172 4 года назад +4

      Good catch, bedtime, not sex. Because Jack is Pure.

    • @marissar8466
      @marissar8466 4 года назад +5

      SetohDoesStuff honestly was my first thought but I didn’t wanna get bombarded with the “why are you meme-ing their sex life” and “he’s too pure for this” 😂

  • @No-lx9np
    @No-lx9np 4 года назад +1880

    Is Jack flirting with his gf or his viewers. I'm worried.

  • @blondesabre6546
    @blondesabre6546 3 года назад +4

    5:18 is the proudest ive ever been of jack. knowing who bo burnham is. life = complete

  • @Clawfacebtww
    @Clawfacebtww Год назад +2

    I love how Sean actually sings decently, but then his singing turns into low, freaky gibberish. xD

  • @daeyujaem7467
    @daeyujaem7467 4 года назад +310

    Sean: " Grow your own Jesus"
    Me: *Flashbacks to when Jesus gave sean doughnuts at his tour*

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 года назад +2

      haha YESS!! I remember that tour vlog!

    • @skippychan1904
      @skippychan1904 4 года назад +1

      He lost the fucking custody

    • @PrinceDetectiveCrow
      @PrinceDetectiveCrow 4 года назад +2

      @@skippychan1904 i know he did,but,what dose that have anything to do whit the Coment?

  • @downedmoon387
    @downedmoon387 3 года назад +1220

    All I can imagine is Evelyn (sorry if i misspelled it) watching her tiny Irishman of a boyfriend dancing with the Rave Gloves and laughing.

  • @chanman2746
    @chanman2746 3 года назад +4

    17:53 he seemed so devastated when he said that XD

  • @erenkavilcioglu
    @erenkavilcioglu 3 года назад +5

    Imagine going to a fight and beating the shit out of everyone with flashy gloves

  • @sasasutumi
    @sasasutumi 4 года назад +551

    can we start a series called: "unboxing random shit"

    • @-tuxcat-8714
      @-tuxcat-8714 4 года назад +4

      yes please

    • @SSlash
      @SSlash 4 года назад +1

      salad secretly, we already did

    • @sasasutumi
      @sasasutumi 4 года назад

      nani

    • @LonaMisa9
      @LonaMisa9 4 года назад +2

      5 weird stuff online

    • @E__Saurabh
      @E__Saurabh 4 года назад +4

      Hello guys, and welcome to another bad unboxing.

  • @Eli-sg5to
    @Eli-sg5to 4 года назад +456

    Every day Jack gets closer to reaching his final form; Jenna Marbles

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme 3 года назад +11

    Seán: ooh sparkles, ooh shiny, ooh kitty cat
    My cat: *attention. Now.*

  • @magicjello4633
    @magicjello4633 3 года назад +5

    You know, to replace the GoJo, you could use a function called SPEAKERPHONE

  • @shadowcossplays5023
    @shadowcossplays5023 3 года назад +498

    Me half way through: wtf am I watching
    *Jack shaking his ass and “flirting” in emergency underwater*

    • @chelseivigil644
      @chelseivigil644 3 года назад +14

      Art, obviously

    • @xxcaidenxx428
      @xxcaidenxx428 3 года назад +8

      “Shack what your mama gave you she gave me adoption

    • @xxcaidenxx428
      @xxcaidenxx428 3 года назад +8

      Never mind I watched more and now I’m scared for life

    • @soph2271
      @soph2271 3 года назад +4

      @@xxcaidenxx428 LMAOOO

  • @davispfister4090
    @davispfister4090 4 года назад +263

    Best quote: “If your kids are hyperactive, and you want them to be, more of that, but them these!” -Jackspeticeye 2019

  • @rae_rae5100
    @rae_rae5100 3 года назад +5

    7:08 JUST GOT ME LAUGHING/TEARS OF LAUGHTER LOL BEST THING

  • @iforgotmyname6881
    @iforgotmyname6881 3 года назад +3

    7:02,
    When the little boy Jack comes out.

  • @whynot5305
    @whynot5305 4 года назад +138

    Jack: I ate your father-
    Me: YOU FOUND MY FATHER?

  • @trevorlookacow3963
    @trevorlookacow3963 4 года назад +836

    Fans: the Channel is changing
    Jack: no it’s not
    The Channel: LOOK A CAT

    • @tibbynibby
      @tibbynibby 4 года назад +2

      @@MrDankTM I don't get it. how is Kaine a boomer exactly?

    • @whydoiexist811
      @whydoiexist811 4 года назад +15

      @@tibbynibby they're a yt channel, maybe they uploaded a challenge where they say "ok boomer" to everyone

    • @snowwolf1792
      @snowwolf1792 4 года назад +2

      @@whydoiexist811 yeah, they are currently streaming it

    • @tibbynibby
      @tibbynibby 4 года назад +1

      @@whydoiexist811 interesting pastime lol

    • @mygenderisgoat8074
      @mygenderisgoat8074 4 года назад +7

      I'm reporting every one of his comments as spam/harrassment 😂

  • @rapcentral1184
    @rapcentral1184 3 года назад +3

    Seań:hey babe
    Seans girlfriend:WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH GLOVES BEFORE BED.

  • @bloodybee3553
    @bloodybee3553 3 года назад +5

    I don't know why, but healing Seán call Evelyn babe is just adorable to me

  • @Oliviasart-lo5jk
    @Oliviasart-lo5jk 4 года назад +470

    When he said ‘ass pads’ I’m like “my nan has them”

  • @oxychim
    @oxychim 4 года назад +308

    Sean’s cat must be wondering why his human is constantly being loud

    • @oxychim
      @oxychim 4 года назад +4

      He is the Gaelic gladiator

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 3 года назад +4

    "Crown of thorns sold separately"
    I'm dieing
    😂😂😂

  • @horseface470
    @horseface470 3 года назад +6

    Jacks house is an enigma of size we will never comprehend

  • @longjim4447
    @longjim4447 3 года назад +1591

    Jack: Shake what your mama gave you.
    Also Jack: my mama gave me up for adoption.

    • @shravanpoojary2904
      @shravanpoojary2904 3 года назад +17

      @John Huggins Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Pepepepepe

    • @ilicktoeslol
      @ilicktoeslol 3 года назад +9

      @John Huggins i was about to comment that

    • @carlonatale3064
      @carlonatale3064 3 года назад +2

      Long Jim 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yxngstrs
      @yxngstrs 3 года назад +12

      @StarScreen Studio stfu

    • @lavenderrxses4001
      @lavenderrxses4001 3 года назад +5

      Right when he said that i just laughed and almost died from my subway sandwich TWT

  • @quinstoni
    @quinstoni 4 года назад +505

    2:39
    Seans professional camerawoman: "Dancing moves"
    Sean: "Dancing moves??"
    his mic: Category 5 hurricane

  • @KaitMDesigns
    @KaitMDesigns 2 года назад +3

    12:50 just imagine dressing up as a vampire and run around town like that

  • @gibbyo3408
    @gibbyo3408 3 года назад +4

    The grow Jesus made me nostalgic because when I was younger my mom would always buy me dinosaur grows and I would always have a ton of fun with them. Good times

  • @theloon1019
    @theloon1019 4 года назад +543

    My favorite thing is when Jack starts yelling at imaginary women and giving them generic mom names XD

  • @ShadowsenseProductions
    @ShadowsenseProductions 4 года назад +120

    "Your eyes are on backwards, babe."
    That's the best response.

  • @trator334
    @trator334 3 года назад +3

    7:27
    Most underrated youtuber strikes again

  • @xitsfeliciax6970
    @xitsfeliciax6970 3 года назад +1

    Seeing an Irish man with led kid gloves dancing with no music is truely beautiful.

  • @shigechiyangu454
    @shigechiyangu454 4 года назад +435

    Jack:"I'm going to start with the least involving items."
    proceeds to play with glowing gloves for a third of the video

  • @essenceisaway3633
    @essenceisaway3633 4 года назад +592

    seán: in two hours to three days we’ll see how you’ve grown.
    water jesus: *it’s been 27 years*

    • @big.pp.energy
      @big.pp.energy 3 года назад +14

      One day he'll rise and possess the whiteboard and slap him

    • @Doopyboopyidk
      @Doopyboopyidk 3 года назад +1

      I really hope it’s huge by now

    • @08csenger6
      @08csenger6 3 года назад +6

      @@Doopyboopyidk well yes, but actually no, watch the newest jacksepticeye video

    • @Doopyboopyidk
      @Doopyboopyidk 3 года назад +2

      08 csenger yeah I know very disappointing I thought it was gonna be huge

    • @08csenger6
      @08csenger6 3 года назад

      @@Doopyboopyidk same

  • @GZMaDHatteR
    @GZMaDHatteR 3 года назад +1

    3:00
    Jack:With these gloves show could I ever look stupid
    Me: R.I.P

  • @KuranKn1xx
    @KuranKn1xx 3 года назад +3

    Sean: I just want you for my own
    Cat: Please leave me the f**k alone

  • @camrynosborne1131
    @camrynosborne1131 4 года назад +293

    "You're just bleeding all over the dance floor''
    sooooo... there's a panic at the disco?

    • @thisguy3149
      @thisguy3149 4 года назад +8

      More like
      Blood on the dance floor

    • @iliketurtles5363
      @iliketurtles5363 4 года назад +3

      James Deats you didn’t get it did you?

    • @SteamBugVin
      @SteamBugVin 4 года назад +4

      @@iliketurtles5363 Blood on the dancefloor is a wonderful band, keep up boomer

    • @Diamond-me9ko
      @Diamond-me9ko 4 года назад +3

      More like murder on the dance floor

    • @iliketurtles5363
      @iliketurtles5363 4 года назад +1

      Jell-o Pasta Productions Panic at the disco is better you zoomer stinky brainer

  • @Aalextheghost
    @Aalextheghost 4 года назад +975

    “Shake what your momma gave ya”
    Me: I’m adopt-
    “My momma gave my up for adoption

    • @private1712
      @private1712 4 года назад +11

      Shake your adopted parents

    • @ummguy5548
      @ummguy5548 4 года назад +5

      Shake the adoption papers

  • @wyatt130
    @wyatt130 3 года назад +1

    Rave gloves
    + 0 damage
    Gives enemy blindness every punch to the face

  • @skeletoninawheelbarrow
    @skeletoninawheelbarrow 2 года назад +2

    Sean and his buns are legendary

  • @fiftyfour4366
    @fiftyfour4366 4 года назад +230

    "I gonna bring these in bed tonight and play with them"
    Jack 2019

  • @thesaltykoi5836
    @thesaltykoi5836 4 года назад +396

    how is baby Jesus doing
    Baby Jesus: a blob
    Jack: hes dead

  • @kabeerkhanna728
    @kabeerkhanna728 3 года назад +1

    This video is just Sean making gab laugh and I love it

  • @emrysmit7644
    @emrysmit7644 3 года назад +2

    This is Literally the single weirdest episode of jacksepticeye

  • @crazy._lunatic2454
    @crazy._lunatic2454 4 года назад +249

    How's little baby rubber Jesus doing?
    18:28
    He's dead 🙂

  • @aspookyladmusic4954
    @aspookyladmusic4954 4 года назад +276

    "Shake what your momma gave ya!"
    *shakes my house and dinner*
    Thanks mom

  • @thatchristian781
    @thatchristian781 3 года назад +3

    once again, Sean is found twerking when my parents come in

  • @officialasoluteunit
    @officialasoluteunit 3 года назад +3

    Sean needs to host the late late toy show he's perfect for it

  • @masonp8044
    @masonp8044 4 года назад +287

    “DAMN BOI JACKS THICC AF” god I died when he said that

  • @delgames4415
    @delgames4415 4 года назад +511

    Me opening video: TOP OF THE MO-
    Jack: Hello everybody.

    • @bag5530
      @bag5530 3 года назад +13

      Well shi-

    • @izzi5630
      @izzi5630 3 года назад +2

      @Aust1nFTW !?!?!?!?!?!? The heck is that? XD

    • @a.smelliott7826
      @a.smelliott7826 3 года назад +1

      Aust1nFTW My guy just had a stroke.

    • @Salieri2024
      @Salieri2024 3 года назад

      @Aust1nFTW r/hadastroke

  • @sub2alsophyx110
    @sub2alsophyx110 3 года назад +2

    I swear he actually loves those gloves 😂

  • @alexhachey9034
    @alexhachey9034 3 года назад +3

    the last thing he said got me dying- " he's dead"

  • @pijamaprince
    @pijamaprince 3 года назад +1243

    When you realize Jack left water Jesus in that cup or like 8 months.

    • @parkerashe6859
      @parkerashe6859 3 года назад +27

      punk rat and then drank it

    • @pijamaprince
      @pijamaprince 3 года назад +26

      @@parkerashe6859 Boy drank and 8 month old water jesus

    • @keikomenhera
      @keikomenhera 3 года назад +22

      he's gonna be *real* big once we check back on him

    • @wishmasterash
      @wishmasterash 3 года назад +5

      Which video does he drink it in?

    • @pijamaprince
      @pijamaprince 3 года назад +6

      @@wishmasterash the video is called drinking water jesus

  • @rickhyperboi
    @rickhyperboi 3 года назад +425

    Legends say that the 'water jesus' is still growing.

    • @sevenchair5594
      @sevenchair5594 3 года назад +17

      HE HAS DRANK WATER JESUS

    • @sargantmichael
      @sargantmichael 3 года назад +6

      Legends say is still being digested

    • @GamingCreed47
      @GamingCreed47 3 года назад +8

      @@sargantmichael Legends also say he resurrected Jesus by drinking it. Some say Jack's gonna be the next disciple of God.

    • @kateyb9362
      @kateyb9362 3 года назад

      Ok thence my good sir wait what video lol

    • @elizapetrie-nattress9552
      @elizapetrie-nattress9552 3 года назад

      @katelyn b the one called ‘drinking water Jesus’

  • @donovandillon2219
    @donovandillon2219 3 года назад +2

    Thank you I watched this before work and it just got me going for some reason your energy is amazing and it helps💯😎

  • @lexiwexiwoo
    @lexiwexiwoo 3 года назад +1

    That breakfast man mask is genuinely nightmare inducing.