Just so you all know I'm fully committing to the "Jolly Wangcore" name change. As I have been told multiple times now by different people "A Jolly wanker" is not a "content" friendly name and would forever doom me to not show up in search results. Who could have guessed? Edit: also fucked up the end screen, my bad.
6:53 Holy Hell, I downloaded that unfinished Alpha almost 9 years ago! The guy lost everything in a hard-disk crash, so he just uploaded an ancient Alpha and called it quits, from what I can remember.
Fun fact: The "get your free TVs" thing is based on the very first Half-Life 2 beta map, made in 2000. The only known screenshot of this map shows a citizen holding a TV in a dark area. The screenshot is so old that you can still see the HL1 HUD instead of the new one.
It was part of a tech demo concept map, where a riot was taking place. As the player walked towards the combat, two looters would run by shouting that there are free tvs.
I like to think of Jolly’s adventures into terrible mods as a dimensional drifter forever trapped in a realm of madness but somehow maintaining a semblance of sanity and humour.
An HL2 beta model chasing you around the room with a TV in his arms, constantly kicking you and yelling "GET YOUR FREE TV GET YOUR FREE TV" might be the funniest thing I've seen on your channel so far. I want that to be a standard enemy in Half-Life 3.
"Is it racist to call them black?" [flashback to other strange mods....] (???): _Remember: We're 100% Black._ (JC): _"Me too."_ (???): _The Code for the ramp is 666, but watch out for Sandra's friend...._
You are the only person that I am glad to exist on RUclips yet feel sorry that you put yourself through tons of literal shit just so we can have a good laugh.
well I was a little confused with the name change at first, but it's cool. on annother note, I love these dumpster fires you play and commend you for having the guts to show them online. I always get a good laugh thanks man.
6:40 This might be the smoothest, calmest and most gentle way of saying "This" that I've ever heard. Maybe even all of the aforementioned verbs, applied only to the letter "S". You used it with such finesse. I can probably get a wonderful night of sleep to you saying "This" over and over. Edit: I've listened to it now a couple of times(5 minutes of repeated "This") and seriously. This needs to get out there. Someone please make a compilation/meme of him saying "This" and put into different contexts. I just cant get enough. Its too beautiful to ignore! I can't understand what you've done to me, I've become obsessed. Am i losing my mind!?
Half-Baked creator here! A sequel, Half-Baked Aftermath is currently about halfway done in terms of levels, and the plot is completely done. Stay tuned, will post gameplay videos on my channel.
Перец, как и баклажан, нужно срезать, а не выламывать с куста. Никогда рядом не стоит выращивать сладкие и горькие сорта перца, т.к. в результате перекрестного опыления насекомыми вкус плодов может оказаться совершенно непредсказуемым.
its not the internet, its humanity. since most humans are attention whores... (and nowadays its normal...i mean just take a look at instagram/Everyone is a PR version of themselves)
Just so you all know I'm fully committing to the "Jolly Wangcore" name change.
As I have been told multiple times now by different people "A Jolly wanker" is not a "content" friendly name and would forever doom me to not show up in search results.
Who could have guessed?
Edit: also fucked up the end screen, my bad.
A Jolly Wangcore what up b
Oh
I am impressed.
A Jolly Wangcore THE PROPHECY FORETOLD OF THIS
A Jolly Wangcore where can I find that charmander pic? It's glorious~
6:53 Holy Hell, I downloaded that unfinished Alpha almost 9 years ago!
The guy lost everything in a hard-disk crash, so he just uploaded an ancient Alpha and called it quits, from what I can remember.
thats very sad
):
dang
ive done something similar where ive been coloring in a drawing but then it closes and im just like "well i guess its black and white then"
Woah.
I swear Text-to-Speech voice acting is worth a Grammy Award.
Why? Because it's "music to your ears"?
Jon Haugland, here, take this med-kit.
Fun Fact: That’s *Russian* Text-To-Speech voice.
“I need to train station”
anyone know which tts is used in the intro?
Fun fact: The "get your free TVs" thing is based on the very first Half-Life 2 beta map, made in 2000. The only known screenshot of this map shows a citizen holding a TV in a dark area. The screenshot is so old that you can still see the HL1 HUD instead of the new one.
Neat.
It was part of a tech demo concept map, where a riot was taking place. As the player walked towards the combat, two looters would run by shouting that there are free tvs.
do not talk shit about beta
Still better than HDTF. I would rather pay for this.
DaFuq!?Boom! MAKE YOUR TIME 3 !!!!
Didn't expect to see YOU here.
DaFaq!?Boom! I'm your greatest fan! :)
You are a good
This guy is good making the fukin meme
The question is.
Did he get his free TV?
*G e t y o u r f r e e T V*
Top 10 questions science can't answer
I'm more concerned about whether or not he found the one who ate all the donuts
DUDE AWESOME VID, I GOT IT FROM GAMETREX ANYWAY BUT THANKS!
*GET YOUR FREE X*
I like to think of Jolly’s adventures into terrible mods as a dimensional drifter forever trapped in a realm of madness but somehow maintaining a semblance of sanity and humour.
Sounds like an SCP
@@mr.dantastic5073 there is an scp Like that i think
@@nguyenlequangdinh5528yeah there's a guy who constantly jumps across dimensions
2:26
Imagine shooting a man in the lung and his immediate response is to perfectly recite Man's Not Hot
would be impressive to be honest
The last mod had more error messages than my version of Gmod with it's 550 mods. That is actually impressive.
The important question is,Why i have a error playermodel?
@stinky steve Does anybody play that not as dlc for gmod?
Half-Baked is a good name for this series
What bout half assed
What about half-fucked?
Guess what
Jolly wangcore
The Half-Baker
You got your wish, he's using it
4:30 "Oh, hear, there is no ear rapey music in this one..."
*Ear rapey music starts jamming
"Oh, Wait"
Dude I have to say I that I love the dumb charmander wagging it's tail.
An HL2 beta model chasing you around the room with a TV in his arms, constantly kicking you and yelling "GET YOUR FREE TV GET YOUR FREE TV" might be the funniest thing I've seen on your channel so far. I want that to be a standard enemy in Half-Life 3.
Jolly: oh look, no ear raping music in this one
map: OH, I knew I forgot something.
6:44 INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
ALL MOOPS PROCEED TO fuck- PROCEED TO FLOOR 25
That one got me bursting out laughing.
*THERES A RED SPY IN THE BASE!*
I can just hear get you free tv when jolly broke in there
@@limeangelo6019 a red spy is in the base?!
"What if Half Life 2 Was Released In Early Access?" The Game
X'Elias of Rivia lmao
Fitting
Means, no free tvs.
(Also, DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT THE BETA)
4:19 SCP-106 escaped the facility
Gasmask Citizen is the best anime character ever
Best Anime senpai.
Yes
I want senior Gas mask Citizen to give me his free TV.
Lol jan
Gordon Freakman is my favorite anime.
"Is it racist to call them black?"
[flashback to other strange mods....]
(???): _Remember: We're 100% Black._
(JC): _"Me too."_
(???): _The Code for the ramp is 666, but watch out for Sandra's friend...._
What video is this from?
@@twinzzlers The video is "So I installed some mods for Deus Ex..."
The mod in question is called Malkavian mod
Get PILLS against my orders!
Jolly do you want a free tv?
Soap plays Games who got engaged in a 2 months relationship
Lmao
DO U WANT A FREE T V
yes
I do brah
These modders are doing God's work.
That god lies in R'lyeh
0:58 the fact this one guy is unchanged is so great, it genuinely fits perfectly there
wait, this guy has a voice? Well damn I love this even more now.
Oh my god. You're right! It suits the series so well too! I didn't even notice till you pointed it out.
Nothing is wrong with his voice but I kinda missed when he just had no voice idk why
2:02 : I can offer you a battle you cannot win
every battle is a battle you can never win, if you side with communism.
You name changed and your pic changed.
I'm afraid
Pajamapants Jack your not alone
Be afraid, Be angry
No, he's just trying to avoid RUclips fucking him over with their bs content systems now.
He’s changed....
Ikr, I love the new PFP, especially the little animation at the end for it.
Next challenge: stream some mods for half life 3
Robson Loon HAHAHAHA YES THEY ARE SO MUCH FUN (its actually just laughing the pain of waiting away
Yeah, I hear they're great! There's even gmod 2 being made in the same engine
finally, this is a reality
modding tools have released for it
Quality to which I cannot believe: simply perfection.
What if
You wanted to go to heaven
But god said
*GET YOUR FREE TV*
At a loss of words rn this is too strong
Flapjack Slashjack shut your sensitive ass up
Nvm I just cried
What are you guys flapping your mouths about?
Nvm I just cried.
"you didn't even make the hole deep enough to kill me"
That can be taken sexual
Hl2 beta in a nutshell
Ahh you again XD
Fyi blueshit is hl god so he's omnipresent
(With a side of memes)
I was crying laughing during that “get your free tv” bit. Nicely done!
6:45 That part make me choke on some chocolate.
INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT ALL MOOPS PRESSED TO F*** PRESEED TO FLOOR 25! that was so funny 6:45
That outro song still makes me think of The Mask. So the song with the derpy charmander wins.
4:22 - If your ads are not removed in this video, yes, it isn't racist.
You family loving couch sitting amazing person, it took you long enough to post.
P.S. gotta keep family friendly comments
yes sir. just trying to stay family my friend!
Really good video knowing how hard it is to find this kind of content
These are awesome Jolly keep em coming! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to get my free TV...
I pissed myself laughing at *kicks doors down* "DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT THE BETA"
so welcome to the half life community
My Favorite Part
06:43 - 06:53
*_INTRUDER ALERT_*
*_INTRUDER ALERT_*
*_ALL MOOPS PROCEED TO-_*
Fuck...
*_-PROCEED TO FLOOR 25_*
4:52 what text to speech is that?
Because i am working on a new half life 2 mod and i need a good text to speech thingy
XJonaSX32 TM I hear UTAUliod is good
hows the mod going
@@xfil91i dont even remember what i was doing
2:26 That clip is the best thing i ever seen. i love it
Y O U W A N T A F R E E T V ? ? ?
Jolly: Hey there's no earrapy music in this one.
Father gregori: Bonjour
2:12 that weapon he picked up is a OICW? If yes that's awesome, that's a very nice gun and I knew only 1 game that had it.
OICW is a cut weapon in hl2 originally meant for AR2,
also there's 16 games that features OICW
You are the only person that I am glad to exist on RUclips yet feel sorry that you put yourself through tons of literal shit just so we can have a good laugh.
2:00 Hold up!
How did this dude get his hand on the early portal map?
As a freshly baked Wagon Technician I am here to tell you thats exactly how trains are supposed to work.
2:38 keeps making me check my discord
Your voice is perfect for those videos. Also, the fact that you are not always talking and let the viewer "experience" some parts on his own is great.
Wangcore... why wangcore when it can be Jolly. Just jolly
*A jOlLy WoNkEgH*
Perfect, fits his channel very well, unbalanced and messy
Wancore is alternate to wanker
well I was a little confused with the name change at first, but it's cool. on annother note, I love these dumpster fires you play and commend you for having the guts to show them online. I always get a good laugh thanks man.
5:38 I think error messages are pretty scary
same
This is currently my favourite channel to watch:) Also CONTENT👌👌
Whats the mod at 6:45? Very funny looking
Future u think
go in desc
You absolutely need to make more of this stream videos. All your videos are fun but hearing your reaction is priceless.
we need "something is creating errors" earape
6:40 This might be the smoothest, calmest and most gentle way of saying "This" that I've ever heard. Maybe even all of the aforementioned verbs, applied only to the letter "S". You used it with such finesse. I can probably get a wonderful night of sleep to you saying "This" over and over.
Edit: I've listened to it now a couple of times(5 minutes of repeated "This") and seriously. This needs to get out there. Someone please make a compilation/meme of him saying "This" and put into different contexts. I just cant get enough. Its too beautiful to ignore! I can't understand what you've done to me, I've become obsessed. Am i losing my mind!?
*Theres no ear rapey music in this one*
You have to jinx it do you?
explain ples
Oh boy, watching you again is great, your videos are amazing, keep it up!
I dont think Ive ever laughed harder at anything else, this text to speech is grand
2:33 I was wearing headphones :,)
Same my ears are now vaporised.
"GET YOUR FREE GET YOUR FREE GET YOUR FREE GOD GET YOUR FREE TVS"
2:43-Cute Donuts)))
Missed the jolly stream...sadness. top quality mods as usual jolly. :D
1:45 TVPD RAID
The deadliest serial killer known to history. He claims there's Free TVs. But then kicks you to death when you try to take one.
A jolly moderator make a discord i will definitly join
discord.gg/eMXJKnc
This is jolly's discord.
"damn looks like i slept for 2 days, serious shit had begun on this town, time to get outta here, i need to get the trainstation i will take a train"
I want my free TV
I like how your voiced commentary matches so well how your text-only videos are written.
is there any new sport consisting on who makes the most insane HL2 mod???
Great stuff as always, but just goes to show, never refuse a free tv.
"The only thing this is successfully doing is giving me a headache"
*BWOAAAAAAHW*
The Cuban Pete music brought back so many great memories of watching the Mask honestly started doing the dance while I watched this
"this is taking a scary ammount of time to load"
like half life 3? (not alyx, the real 3) HAH! GET IT? no? ok ):
HLA is here
Wasn't this comment made after hla's announcement? You must be patrick star
edited
@@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT ouch, someone is mad about vr
Half-Baked creator here! A sequel, Half-Baked Aftermath is currently about halfway done in terms of levels, and the plot is completely done. Stay tuned, will post gameplay videos on my channel.
Gabe Newell should take notes for this... And make HALF LIFE 3... Instead of Artifuckt
Your videos are getting better and better. Keep up the good work! :)
0:50 I heard someone say fuck you to my name
Always love some half life mods. Keep up the good work, Jilly Wonka! Hopefully youtube lightens up on you a bit.
das a good alarm at 6:45 would recommend to have
i cant express how much i love this channel
Перец, как и баклажан, нужно срезать, а не выламывать с куста. Никогда рядом не стоит выращивать сладкие и горькие сорта перца, т.к. в результате перекрестного опыления насекомыми вкус плодов может оказаться совершенно непредсказуемым.
шта
А я понял
Annnd now I want to see an entire video of your mascot dancing to Cuban Pete! XD
Seriously, people would be offended by your name, but not your content?
What the hell has the internet done to humanity.
Colin Martin that’s just standard irrational human psychology mate, nothing to do with the Internet
its not the internet, its humanity. since most humans are attention whores... (and nowadays its normal...i mean just take a look at instagram/Everyone is a PR version of themselves)
Fun fact: the first half life 2 map ever made was called "get your free tvs"
6:44 XD
*this is the quality content I subscribed for*
youtube translate is goind too far
thats what i see:"J'ai streamé quelques mods Half-Life 2... (Partie 2)" ( french)
That intruder alert, fucking amazing
Song at 0:05?
Its the Generic Tune that the TTS Website plays to protect TTS Audio
@@blinxcat acapela-box? Cuz i tried it and it had that same music
@@uldisbergvalds1 Yes.
I rly love your videos bro!! Good work !!
Calling black people black??
That's how you get demonetazed.
6 years later we finally have official footage of the get your free tvs guy
2:11 underrated refference, that room is the portal 1 layout.
4:34 THE MONK IS HERE TO HELP US
"Ze monk is jir tu seiv as" XD
Definitively the best Channel on utube