Just so you all know, most of this is footage has been sitting around for ages. The problem I had with using it was putting any decent mods alongside this trash just didn't really work... So I decided to make a short video that was pure trash. Hope you enjoy.
Mio Because...I'm bald in real life. I never told anyone about it, because I'm very self-conscious...but now you know my terrible secret. ...or maybe I just like doing that for no reason.
Also I know it's black mesa at the start and not half life two but "so I streamed some mods for blackmesa and half life 2" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. So I lied... I hope this doesn't ruin the trust in our relationship.
Jolly, "oh God this is bad. I'm just waiting for the music..." *music starts immediately after* Duke Nukem, "IT'S TIME TO KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS AND IM ALL OUT OF ASS" lol
Nutritious Bag Circles Hitler was also a psychotic drug addicted midget with a cheating wife and one testicle. So was Napoleon. Every century has one, and nobody seems to notice these people congregating in international finance.
Nutritious Bag Circles Mistress, then wife, then Valkyrie, but only if you believe the Nuremberg trial testimonies, or the guy who surrendered Germany to the allies who also said they escaped to a secret Antarctica oasis that was later nuked in the 50s.
I don't know why, but every day since I've seen this video, I keep coming back to this video and playing the very end credits before I go to bed, because the mixture of the half-life song and the little charmanders tail going back and forth to the beat just makes me feel relaxed, I don't know why.
I really love your vids. Please keep the subtitles in future videos because I watch these in public without headphones and I don't want that everyone hears that. Thanks! :D
Steamed hams but its a half life 2 mod? Im constantly amazed by the thought that someone sat down and made these mods... they are either the most creative minds in the world and should be nurtured or are starting down a path of pure suffering
0:15 OMFG its DARK HELMET from SPACEBALLS! LOL. What you got is what we need and all we do is didrty deeds.....SPACE BALLS! Watch OUT! SPace balls! Dun dun....
Welcome to the cool looking suite 2.0 Brain cells and chromosomes monitoring : Online Suicidal tendencies : Online My demons trying to drown me Anti-social tendencies : Online
Just so you all know, most of this is footage has been sitting around for ages. The problem I had with using it was putting any decent mods alongside this trash just didn't really work...
So I decided to make a short video that was pure trash. Hope you enjoy.
Always gonna enjoy some fresh trash.
Vito Scaletta Was waiting for M O N E T I Z A T I O N before releasing it.
A Jolly Wangcore your vids always cheer me up! Keep up the good work m8
what happened to old name
A Jolly Wangcore the video just have been uploaded 8 mins ago how the fuck did your comment 18 hours ago?
“Did Hitler just give a medpack to a black dude?” We did it guys. We solved racism.
@Cibule it's called communism
Still don't get why people think Hitler hated blacks.
@@Reichstaubenminister Because he was extremely racist.
@@justingibson7807 Do you have anything at all to prove that claim? I don't think he was racist at all (if you define racist as hating other races).
@@Reichstaubenminister Hitler was obsessed with racial "purity."
0:10 After "Spaceballs," Dark Helmet started working as a guard for Black Mesa to make ends meet.
You need more likes that is an awesome reference
AH!! A man of culture I see?
*0:42*
Me, booting up on Mondays.
Smiley the Smile same
Smiley the Smile eh mate why do you always *boldify* the time stamp
Mio
Because...I'm bald in real life.
I never told anyone about it, because I'm very self-conscious...but now you know my terrible secret.
...or maybe I just like doing that for no reason.
Smiley the Smile but i said bold not bald
That happen to me
The APC at 2:23 dropping off the soldiers with that music playing brought me to tears
you know what the song is?
@@finnduffyfilms9564 Hard Fought (Half-Life 2) Yeah, I know, I'm L A T E
that minecraft earrape glue gun at 3:23 is called “the glue that holds fortnite together” lmfao
That thing almost felt like a parody of bad half life mods. Got all the horrible stuff, but slightly more than usually.
Also I know it's black mesa at the start and not half life two but "so I streamed some mods for blackmesa and half life 2" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
So I lied...
I hope this doesn't ruin the trust in our relationship.
Hahahahahaha when you put it like that it just makes it funny, at least to me.
A Jolly Wangcore you lied to me...
Still love you it's fine ;3
A Jolly Wangcore Black Mesa is technically a mod for Half Life 2
Grats for getting hearted by jolly
Jolly, "oh God this is bad. I'm just waiting for the music..."
*music starts immediately after*
Duke Nukem, "IT'S TIME TO KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS AND IM ALL OUT OF ASS" lol
1:50 man I hate when mods go against Hitler lore..
there were black soldiers in the wehrmacht. they came frome africa, so its not against the lore
Nutritious Bag Circles Hitler was also a psychotic drug addicted midget with a cheating wife and one testicle. So was Napoleon. Every century has one, and nobody seems to notice these people congregating in international finance.
Nutritious Bag Circles Mistress, then wife, then Valkyrie, but only if you believe the Nuremberg trial testimonies, or the guy who surrendered Germany to the allies who also said they escaped to a secret Antarctica oasis that was later nuked in the 50s.
the nuremburg trial testimonies... you mean, the same one in which the majority, if not all of the the 'testifiers' were found to be tortured?
RedMatter One in the same.
"SUICIDAL TENDENCIES ONLINE"
me when I wake up every morning
You poor, poor man!
Hermann Fegelein You sound gay, shut up
Zarkitek Black there's actually a rock band name's "suicidal tendencies"
@@johnfreefirekennedy9711 *crossover thrash
sorry
"MY DEMONS COMING TO DROWN ME"
Crack Life in HD
At last
Kazerz crack mesa
Kyle that's a nice name
*(2018) (NOT CLICKBAIT)*
God damn it doug
1:58
I can't anymore
I just cannot.
Ave true to Caesar
69 likes
2:27 when you and the boys arrive at 7 eleven
someone actually made steamed hams mod hahah, poetry
"Juses".... What I cool guy.
poorly made it!
now it being done well is something I'd actually watch!
"SEYMOUR!"
@@HappyBeezerStudios I know of a Steamed Hams mod that I think is pretty neat. A user named Bolloxed made a video about it.
so you're basically SovietWomble with no friends?
*I can get behind that*
He's better than Soviet Womble, Jolly doesn't even try to be funny
well I wouldn't say he's a better content creator, but I see where you're coming from.
@@brendonjohnson676 but soviet is actually not a unfunny american pretending to be british
jacob vaughn He’s not American, he’s Australian.
what is a autralian?
Well a jolly wangcore you are a odd fellow. But i must say you stream a good mod
a u r o r a b o r e a l i s
@@Step1adder it's the borealis?
"Jolly, the house is on fire!"
"No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights."
@@ryanotte6737 Xen Lighting*
I don't know why, but every day since I've seen this video, I keep coming back to this video and playing the very end credits before I go to bed, because the mixture of the half-life song and the little charmanders tail going back and forth to the beat just makes me feel relaxed, I don't know why.
What's wrong with the mod community
XD
Maybe they know there's someone like Jolly..
The mod community is the best community *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Lots of drugs
gears ofwar they ran out of good ideas
5:05 That dancing Charmander is god tier
"It's literally just a revolver."
*Pulls out other gun*
*Minecraft earrape*
You just can't ever get tired of this channel, your voice and your commentary make it awesome, keep up the good work dude
1:57 "It's time to kick bubble gum and chew ass, BUT IM ALL OUT OF ASSSS"
That's just perfect.
Hey Jolly, if you don't mind
Why not chug the hell out of a beer, pick a Bethesda game, pick up some vodka, and download mods like crazy?
I CAN AGREE WITH THIS WHOLEHEARTEDLY (Just don't die of kidney failure, we'll need to sell those later)
00:20 20 seconds in and im already seeing jewish doctors
3:26 my alarm clock irl
Easy e lol that’s my favorite part is that actually a song?
Jarred Preston yea I think it’s a heavily distorted version of a Minecraft song
mine is "epoc's sword"
lmao
1:12 nice
System of a Down
SUGAAAAAAAAAAAR
XD just realized is B.Y.O.B. im retarded
Mzr sugars the better song anyway don’t worry
@@centuree5008 nah.
@@centuree5008 Realistically, they're all good songs.
so i quit a game to watch A Jolly Wangcore...
relatable.
don't like my pfp?
don't reply to me, simple.
no i don't.
Good choice
u did the right choose
I'm really happy you still do these things! Good job.
"did hittler just give a med pack to a black dude that goes agenst his lore" 6/27/18
Oh. This has reached the epitome of epicness. Jolly. You are a god for being able to handle this without your brains melting.
So fun to watch :') Im happy someone grew his channel playing half life :D
Online multiplayer chat:
New Player: hi
everyone else: 0:54
“There are worse music chooses for a mod, I guess.”
You jinxed it.
0:39 I'm already dead. This is how I'd name all my toys if I was Tony Stark.
Title has half life 2 *plays black mesa at the start*
soviet dude Technically it is a HL2 mod
mIs4vr no,it's in the entirely different engine
Mio it's the Source engine of HL2
bRUH
Did you read his comment?
ahhh pure quality content as always :D
Fun behind this, is you never know what is behind the corner (even if it is shit on a stick).
4:10 2spooky4me
"Its literally just a revolver" *pulls out what seems to me a hot glue gun. Earrape Minecraft music starts playing*
"I regret doing that eminently"
These will never fail to entertain me. I've been watching this channel for years
0:15 Hrrrnggh, Gordon, I'm trying to hide, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the extra-dimensional aliens.
1:20 earrape name?
DMX - Up In Here
I saw the thumbnail and was not expecting such insanity to actually exist
So guys, we did it, we reached through Black Mesa with the purple top hat.
4:52 *[Ambulance Intensifies]*
"It's time to kick bubblegum and chew ass and I'm all outta ass." Quote of the year
1:19 MCM3 *m e m o r i e s*
how is it called (the song)
You gonna make me loose my MinD uP In HERe
uP In HeRe
top 10 moments i will never forget and science cant explain 1:44 adolf hitler givving a crip a first aid kit to heal up
1:37 *S A N T I A G O*
Red Grove Street!!!
@@Wilson2005WAW I see a GTA San Andreas gamer
@@M3LT-D0WN indeed.
@@Wilson2005WAW Grove Street for life!
@@M3LT-D0WN damn right.
I love how Gary Numand Cars is the theme music for the first 30 seconds 😂
4:05 made me laugh so hard.
At *3:13* if you have your volume up you can hear a guy yelling “hey Gordon” on the background but it’s really quiet
and
you can hear a guy yelling hey Gordon, that’s all
3:26 is the moment
Favorite part of the video: The little Pokemon wagging his tail in time to the music
Fucking adorable.
1:11 OMG SOAD ♡
I'm so glad someone made Steamed Hams in Half Life 2, I feel like I don't even need to play half life 3 anymore
this is Half-Life 3
Nope
@@malvitt I agree with you.
“I’m sorry I had to put you all through that.”
**spontaneously combusts**
I wonder if some of theses mods were made for Vinny/Wangcore to suffer.
00:45 When my uncle gives me a Christmas stocking for the 42nd time
Hey Jolly, is it on purpose that the cute animation of your channel avatar wagging it's tail moves in sync with the music basically perfectly?
0:46
i can't drown my demons they know how to swim
-bring me the horizon
Never have I clicked so fast on a notification before
1:57 *its time to kick bubble gum and chew ass and I’m all out of AAASSS*
I don't know what I just watched... But I'm going to click the like button anyway.
0:04 i already want to quit
Did he really said that B.Y.O.B is a bad song ??!?!??!?!?!?!!?!
EL BEE
Yep
Listen to what he said again
No, he's saying its a bad menu song, which is true, it just doesn't fit
3:25 **pulls out a hot glue gun and shoots it and then loud minecraft music plays**
Anyone know the song @ 2:56 ?
Thanks!!
Sorry
I honestly laughed way too hard at the slow turn, then the big reveal of hitler.
Wait
*sees Hitler in the game*
WHAT IS THE MOD’S NAME?
Steamed hams is a beautiful thing. I'm glad the firetruck killed you at the end. Made my day. :)
You got a nice voice!
Vteq you got a nice avatar
Glad to see the Black Mesa hard at work.
Since when is SOAD a bad music choice?
AffenKloPutzer
Since their interactions with music :
Voytek Pavlik Nah, they're awesome at making music
Voytek Pavlik Rap is REALLY the shitty music.
sgt Hale107 Nah, SOAD is fucking garbage.
Poor choice for menu music.
Possibly nice choice for other parts.
U got a new subscriber buddy ur channel rocks nice job and keep up the good work and good luck
I want worse content!
Fortnite 2
Fortnite is best game my favorite skin is the lebron james
That thumbnail made me laugh so hard I almost died
Dude why do you sound SO much like TheBatesee
they really do sound extremely similar, its good to know that i'm not the only one who thinks like that
Legit I started watching and just thought it was batesee
Timothy Colwell maybe, well...
0:12 I didn't know Dark Helmet was a security guard.
Jolly, its 4 in the blood morning, this better be good.
Why are you not making chocolate pudding?!
*STREAMED HAMS:*
An unforgettable modification.
Pyrocynical anyone?
The fucking hat
That hat haunts him
$399 that's a great price
BeeTheImmortal the black mesa effect
But can you do this
0:00 to 1:10
*scynth plays* Hey....
HERE IN MY CAR!
DON'T REMEMBER THE WORDS
SO I'LL JUST MAKE EM UP!
YEET
I really love your vids. Please keep the subtitles in future videos because I watch these in public without headphones and I don't want that everyone hears that. Thanks! :D
ye
Thanks for playing NewFORTNiTe man -the creator
i really love ur channel man, keep up
Steamed hams but its a half life 2 mod? Im constantly amazed by the thought that someone sat down and made these mods... they are either the most creative minds in the world and should be nurtured or are starting down a path of pure suffering
" I came to kick bubble gum and chew ass , and i'm out of ass" bahahahaa !
“There are worse choices for mod music I guess” *2 seconds later* like that one.
I personally find the explosion at the end the funniest for some reason
0:15 OMFG its DARK HELMET from SPACEBALLS! LOL. What you got is what we need and all we do is didrty deeds.....SPACE BALLS! Watch OUT! SPace balls! Dun dun....
That's hilarious
This is the quality content I love from you
0:20 I love fear factory
4:17 honestly the best mod here
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, Jolly.
A new vid from you on my birthday, good day indeed
0:08 my life in one sentence
Welcome to the cool looking suite 2.0
Brain cells and chromosomes monitoring : Online
Suicidal tendencies : Online
My demons trying to drown me
Anti-social tendencies : Online
"I mean, there are worse mod music choices, right?" immediately followed by *worse mod music choices*