10 Legitimately Satanic Metal Acts

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  • @paulterry2065
    @paulterry2065 5 лет назад +1934

    We all know the Devil is a mediocre fiddle player that lost his golden fiddle to a boy named Johnny when he went down to Georgia

    • @rewlazman
      @rewlazman 4 года назад +68

      Satan let him win. For He knew Johnny would boast and become vain. Johnny would become famous and a sinner. For once Johnny died, he met Satan once more and now plays for Himnfor all of eternity.

    • @marshallloeks
      @marshallloeks 4 года назад +3

      You beat me to it four months ago

    • @Harley_Gazzard
      @Harley_Gazzard 4 года назад +14

      PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!

    • @thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268
      @thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268 4 года назад

      Bannanatree Productions that they do my friend

    • @rust8infinite
      @rust8infinite 4 года назад +8

      Shit anybody will get robbed in Georgia. That song failed to mention the devil was in Atlanta.

  • @rickeard5202
    @rickeard5202 7 лет назад +17096

    But what if Satan doesn't like this kind of music, what if he is a jazz type of guy.

    • @chromaxd26
      @chromaxd26 6 лет назад +688

      Hunter Rickeard actually jazz is more evil

    • @chromaxd26
      @chromaxd26 6 лет назад +962

      Due to the technicality and complexity behind, most of the jazz musicians were accused in the 30's-60's of selling their souls at the crossroads.
      You cannot say that about Black Metal musicians and their rather simple harmonic minor and minor scale tremolo picking, can you?

    • @violet0013
      @violet0013 6 лет назад +535

      what if... satan likes vapourwave music,,,,,

    • @seancarrillo4901
      @seancarrillo4901 6 лет назад +258

      Yah Like Jazzz?

    • @Nobody-11B
      @Nobody-11B 6 лет назад +252

      Hunter Rickeard he's probably a Justin Bieber fan

  • @acedhnema5650
    @acedhnema5650 4 года назад +5826

    When I said "I like metal" this is what my parents are thinking

    • @angelo8304
      @angelo8304 4 года назад +74

      That's ignorant

    • @Shxdowxxx
      @Shxdowxxx 4 года назад +34

      I feel this

    • @Xalashaska
      @Xalashaska 4 года назад +11

      G you have trauma

    • @quinnmitchel4075
      @quinnmitchel4075 4 года назад +75

      I like thrash metal and groove metal and metalcore but this metals ugh

    • @Redkodiak1994
      @Redkodiak1994 4 года назад +20

      @@quinnmitchel4075 I'm the same way with rock I love classic rock modern rock is ok

  • @5373NSMAG
    @5373NSMAG Год назад +44

    Satan: blow your trumpet Gabriel
    Satan in private: ….backstreets back alright!

  • @MultiStar84
    @MultiStar84 4 года назад +668

    Some of these bands do look kinda creepy, but why is there usually a fat drummer in the back looking super chill and casual - maybe it’s the drummer that’s satan.

    • @tonioshea9870
      @tonioshea9870 4 года назад +7

      😂😂lmfao

    • @LilithsWorshipper
      @LilithsWorshipper 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @AleisterMeowley
      @AleisterMeowley 4 года назад +28

      Have you ever tried finding a drummer for just a normal rock band? I guarantee you that if a guy has his own kit, can play this stuff, and shows up to practice, he’s in, no questions asked.

    • @slefthandbull
      @slefthandbull 4 года назад +2

      Agreed lmao

    • @shawarmageddonit
      @shawarmageddonit 4 года назад +3

      That would be Nick Barker.

  • @Gottiline_Ace
    @Gottiline_Ace 4 года назад +2140

    Satan in public: Mayhem, Behemoth
    Satan in private: "Up-town Girlll!!! She's been living in her Up-town Worldd..."

  • @jameshowlett8050
    @jameshowlett8050 3 года назад +1874

    All their satanist quotes sound like a teen trying to convince other adults in the room they are edgy af 😂

    • @brittanyburnturner8282
      @brittanyburnturner8282 3 года назад +41

      Ikr that’s exactly what I thought 😭

    • @kountblasphemie666
      @kountblasphemie666 2 года назад +24

      Well Anton Lavey did the same thing for decades well into his 50s..like for example
      "If your gonna sin, be the best sinner on the block" Lavey was no fool, I like philosophy, but he was edgy. Do as thy will, Hail thyself, Ave Satanas

    • @JackieChan-ty7hb
      @JackieChan-ty7hb 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluedeep4766
      @bluedeep4766 2 года назад +1

      🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

    • @kadekyudhistiras
      @kadekyudhistiras 2 года назад

      Well said form Mr. Wolverine

  • @tasteless7795
    @tasteless7795 4 года назад +2068

    *This is what people think when you mention Led Zeppelin*

    • @CaseyB8783
      @CaseyB8783 4 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 4 года назад +39

      Yup. And, of course, Judas Priest, who don't actually play satanic music at all.

    • @mikeahern4642
      @mikeahern4642 4 года назад +83

      Or just anything with a guitar

    • @powerfuld17
      @powerfuld17 4 года назад +3

      tru

    • @ashentwo1478
      @ashentwo1478 4 года назад +22

      @@mikeahern4642basically just anything with actual music in it

  • @krysiak1987
    @krysiak1987 6 лет назад +2925

    "If you are looking for satanism,you wont find it amongst kids with loud guitars. Its Haloween not satanism" - Alice Cooper

    • @user-wn8tp3tv8t
      @user-wn8tp3tv8t 6 лет назад +104

      krysiak1987 I fucking love Alice cooper

    • @Girlsplaybass
      @Girlsplaybass 6 лет назад +122

      krysiak1987 I adore Alice Cooper. The coolest Christian

    • @satan5197
      @satan5197 6 лет назад +16

      Indeed

    • @robertpreston2220
      @robertpreston2220 6 лет назад +61

      alice is a jesus loving poseur so how can anyone take him seriously either

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 5 лет назад +6

      krysiak1987 He nailed it.

  • @brentkozak7025
    @brentkozak7025 4 года назад +1418

    If you play this backwards it sounds like Taylor Swift.

    • @yahbaekhyun4275
      @yahbaekhyun4275 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @masteryoda6988
      @masteryoda6988 3 года назад +15

      Wich is satan

    • @jefferypate8368
      @jefferypate8368 3 года назад +10

      Witch one is worse though

    • @josephlabenia6483
      @josephlabenia6483 3 года назад +1

      If you back masking tape their music it will sound of worship praising god 🙏

    • @sevadaj
      @sevadaj 3 года назад +7

      No you are wrong, if you play this backwards, It sounds like Justin Bieber!!!!!! 😂🤣

  • @garybobst9107
    @garybobst9107 Год назад +19

    Wait until they find out the Devil's into 'light jazz' and 'adult contemporary' music, and the angels LOVE death metal....

  • @fjk1138
    @fjk1138 4 года назад +1871

    Even Satan would say to these guys: "Seriously, I can't understand a goddamn thing you are saying".

    • @todensarg
      @todensarg 4 года назад +21

      @Chuani Ralte *pentagram

    • @drtruthseeker8400
      @drtruthseeker8400 4 года назад +5

      @Satan The god of this world So what's your problem with Christianity?

    • @veetiviinikka9430
      @veetiviinikka9430 4 года назад +32

      Satan checks his closet and under his bed to make sure that there is no black metal artists.

    • @martijnschut4209
      @martijnschut4209 4 года назад +1

      DR TRUTHSEEKER they’re complete and utter assholes!

    • @Hellenicheavymetal
      @Hellenicheavymetal 4 года назад +2

      But that music kicks ass so who gaf

  • @josegarza3711
    @josegarza3711 7 лет назад +362

    Surprised Nickelback didn't make the list.

  • @loganlight7758
    @loganlight7758 6 лет назад +611

    We all know Satan plays the fiddle...I mean.. c'mon.

    • @narwhalsrbeautiful484
      @narwhalsrbeautiful484 6 лет назад +1

      From Futurama yes

    • @joshuabrooks6417
      @joshuabrooks6417 6 лет назад

      Or Crossroads

    • @Merp2137
      @Merp2137 6 лет назад +2

      Logan Light you deserve a high five, love that reverence

    • @drageben145
      @drageben145 6 лет назад +1

      That is Why norwegian black came
      Because our national instrument is fela aka the fiddle

    • @0pher545
      @0pher545 6 лет назад +3

      The Devil Went Down To Georgia

  • @Voicecolors
    @Voicecolors 8 лет назад +306

    Worship the devil is a very childish way to be rebel. It´s like when you´re 5 and you wanna run away from home hiding in the backyard

    • @jdzilla99
      @jdzilla99 8 лет назад +7

      There's more to it than just being a rebel, it's a religion.

    • @Voicecolors
      @Voicecolors 8 лет назад +32

      Astral Emperor Yeah, that´s my point. It´s a religion therefore childish

    • @Ace-zp7yy
      @Ace-zp7yy 8 лет назад +6

      +Voicecolors agreed but I find laveyan satanism to be more childish then actual satanism because they literally try to act like they're hardcore and shit when they're literally a bunch of wannabes theistic satanists even hate them.

    • @tommythecat7752
      @tommythecat7752 8 лет назад

      More like having a system of beliefs that in many ways contradict Christianity

    • @tommythecat7752
      @tommythecat7752 8 лет назад +16

      Laveyan Satanism isn't about being hardcore, it's about worshipping no one other than yourself, indulging in your base desires and instincts, and giving respect only to people who deserve it. There are other things but I don't have all day

  • @wtfman81
    @wtfman81 4 года назад +575

    satan is more a blues fan, he did buy Robert Johnson's soul after all.

    • @hjoermungand
      @hjoermungand 4 года назад +1

      and john lennon's

    • @thatguysson8241
      @thatguysson8241 4 года назад +1

      Nah, Keith Richards

    • @LifeLifemoreAbundantly
      @LifeLifemoreAbundantly 4 года назад

      Blues? Well, I don't think the devil cared for Blind WIllie Johnson's music and lyrics ...way before Robert Johnson btw.

    • @Uncle_Dolphin
      @Uncle_Dolphin 4 года назад

      GojirA underrated comment

  • @hunter5RB
    @hunter5RB 2 года назад +29

    my dad was an engineer on the album “dechristianize” by vital remains, still scares me to this day because that album is the most satanic thing i’ve heard in my life.

  • @mateoalpert625
    @mateoalpert625 3 года назад +766

    What pop people think Metallica sounds like 😆

    • @loganfaulk8120
      @loganfaulk8120 3 года назад +7

      Most likely lol

    • @scoupstastuwu
      @scoupstastuwu 2 года назад +20

      What do you mean This is exactly what Metallica sounds like 🤨🤨🤨
      ....I'm joking please don't take this serious 😭😭

    • @septimussilva2005
      @septimussilva2005 2 года назад +39

      @@scoupstastuwu For these bands, Metallica sounds like pop...

    • @scoupstastuwu
      @scoupstastuwu 2 года назад +3

      @@septimussilva2005 lmao 😭

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 2 года назад +7

      by 1996 most people who listened to pop started liking Metallica,

  • @burning_hd_billboard
    @burning_hd_billboard 3 года назад +883

    This is what elderly "Christian" people think when I say I love AC/DC....

    • @alkatraz706
      @alkatraz706 2 года назад +72

      most of the elderly people I know loves AC/DC... I mean it's their generation 😂

    • @colbo1001
      @colbo1001 2 года назад +6

      @@alkatraz706 hahaha
      For real

    • @lenalovesyou
      @lenalovesyou 2 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @calebcomrie7984
      @calebcomrie7984 2 года назад +11

      Old people love ACDC... That's why it's called dad rock

    • @XyonOfficial
      @XyonOfficial 2 года назад +1

      You also love AC/DC?

  • @ragdadsolby267
    @ragdadsolby267 2 года назад +101

    Satanic or not, Dissection is too damn good

  • @iamnitrox
    @iamnitrox 8 лет назад +2204

    I'm just a neutral, inoffensive, respectful comment. don't mind me. keep scrolling.

    • @bryantb4833
      @bryantb4833 8 лет назад +35

      Whip me with an extension cord.

    • @dr.pepperr1409
      @dr.pepperr1409 8 лет назад +7

      Dr.Pepper

    • @wyattlamore4088
      @wyattlamore4088 8 лет назад +2

      +daniel borrego no sir. bud light

    • @brotherdon6439
      @brotherdon6439 8 лет назад +2

      +Wyatt Lamore horse piss??

    • @jazzie634
      @jazzie634 8 лет назад +15

      How dare you! Do you have any idea how offensive you're being?!

  • @guyalmighty1
    @guyalmighty1 4 года назад +642

    Should be called "10 bands that need more cow bell"

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 2 года назад +7

    Timmy's Mom: What band are you going to see tonight Timmy?
    Timmy: Here's a clip of them...

  • @christian2994
    @christian2994 7 лет назад +586

    This shit is too weak for me. My mom yelling at me is more brutal than this.

    • @adsepulcrum3392
      @adsepulcrum3392 7 лет назад +14

      *currently laughing at this*

    • @danielalvarado8933
      @danielalvarado8933 7 лет назад +12

      Unstable Lunatik question....is she spanish cause if not you haven't heard anything yet.

    • @greentea8252
      @greentea8252 7 лет назад +1

      Unstable Lunatik watch on RUclips the 14 rites of satan Marilyn Manson

    • @heatherm.2992
      @heatherm.2992 7 лет назад +1

      Unstable Lunatik lmfao 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @zinedinezidane7460
      @zinedinezidane7460 6 лет назад

      nobody cares about your crappy rites.

  • @TheMathPipe
    @TheMathPipe 7 лет назад +1639

    and here i thought satan listened to pop music..

    • @captofthecrunch1942
      @captofthecrunch1942 7 лет назад +50

      Now that's where you are confused. Satan himself DOES listen to pop music. But his followers realized that pop music is terrible,talent-less (for the most part) and not Satan enough for them. So....
      They made Black Metal.
      And a select few non-Black Metal Metal bands

    • @gooddaysir8273
      @gooddaysir8273 7 лет назад +14

      He makes it, Justin's Bieber anyone?

    • @earp1673
      @earp1673 7 лет назад +35

      Actually fun fact -- he's big into polka. Oh and the Carpenters, but you'll never get the big softie to admit it

    • @metalheadfreakingfantastic4578
      @metalheadfreakingfantastic4578 7 лет назад +14

      TheMathPipe pop is the devil music

    • @satan1256
      @satan1256 7 лет назад +41

      I do.

  • @josephshaw9232
    @josephshaw9232 2 года назад +10

    Satan: "This music sucks."

  • @invhertz9
    @invhertz9 4 года назад +103

    Did the person filming the “Mayhem” part bring a microwave to the concert?

    • @adelineinactivity
      @adelineinactivity 4 года назад +4

      Very old video

    • @yonee1984
      @yonee1984 4 года назад +31

      It's a video from 1988, filmed on Vhs. And it's not a concert, it's just a rehearsal. Aslo Euronymous was not a legit satanist. He just wanted to scare the media and draw some attention.

    • @Edelgul1717
      @Edelgul1717 3 года назад +2

      Euronimous was murdered in 1993 by his fellow black metalist Kristian Vikernes. Also before the murser the band was pretty much unknown undergroud. You don't have many recordings of that period in general. Phones with cameras did not exist at the time.

    • @GAM3R3D
      @GAM3R3D 3 года назад +3

      @@Edelgul1717 unknown? What the actual fuck. No they werent unknown. They were a well know band, yet it's true that this kind of stuff got them a huge attention - also they recorded one of the best black metal album of all time.

    • @Edelgul1717
      @Edelgul1717 3 года назад +2

      ​@@GAM3R3D What album are you talking about? Their first album was released in 1994 and their only EP published before 1994 had a circulation of 1000 copies.
      I woud say, that band got some attention after Dead's suicide and some attempts to draw attention to Helvete/scene, but that is that.

  • @shamilaniff
    @shamilaniff 4 года назад +2072

    The guy who writes the lyrics in these bands has the easiest job.

    • @newskin9234
      @newskin9234 4 года назад +296

      Lmao, indeed. "UAAAAAARRGGHHHH SATAN, HAIL, EDGE GRRROOOOOORRRRR"

    • @yusufevren2788
      @yusufevren2788 4 года назад +224

      very deep meaningful lyrics can be found in black metal

    • @newskin9234
      @newskin9234 4 года назад +111

      @@yusufevren2788 indeed, but what's the point if you can barely understand it? I don't get deep thoughts out of what I hear as mostly undecipherable shrieking.

    • @yusufevren2788
      @yusufevren2788 4 года назад +72

      NewSkin i see your point but it is the aesthetic of the music without that harsh vocals black metal wouldnt be what it is

    • @crando6274
      @crando6274 4 года назад +82

      NewSkin the point is to look deeper into it. the genre as a whole keeps out anyone who doesn’t care to learn more. plus when you listen long enough it becomes pretty easy to understand

  • @dudley0826
    @dudley0826 4 года назад +355

    I call B.S. on this list. Most BM bands are either
    A) anti-Abrahamic, meaning they dont believe in God or the devil. They want the old Norse religions back.
    B) prob. more common it's an act to gain fans.

    • @NA-xg1ji
      @NA-xg1ji 4 года назад +50

      Many BM bands are ant-Abrahamic like you say, but many of the bands on this list really are practicing Satanists. For example, the singer for Dissection committed suicide as a part of a Satanic ritual he was doing. He was the member of a group called The Temple of the Black Light.

    • @mentealienari7293
      @mentealienari7293 4 года назад +16

      There is no Black Metal without Satan. If your band wants the old norse religion back, then it may be inspired by Black Metal, but is actually Pagan Metal.

    • @PriyankaDas-fe6hm
      @PriyankaDas-fe6hm 4 года назад +2

      @@mentealienari7293 So Bathory was Satanic, huh?

    • @michaelbrissette4487
      @michaelbrissette4487 3 года назад +30

      @@mentealienari7293 dude, black metal has its roots in Norse paganism. Look at Mayhem and Burzum.

    • @dubiousdevil9572
      @dubiousdevil9572 3 года назад +4

      Bruh, Jon, the leader of Dissection killed himself in a satanic ritual sacrifice. Stfu.

  • @Miamiflow885
    @Miamiflow885 Год назад +8

    1:41 Cookie Monster goes metal

  • @Skyliner849
    @Skyliner849 7 лет назад +317

    People say that if you go in midnight in front of a mirror and say "Satan is my god" your mom will appear and punch you in da face

    • @fuccajob-nateondatrack-2284
      @fuccajob-nateondatrack-2284 7 лет назад +1

      Skyliner849 😂😂😂😂

    • @shaneb.9458
      @shaneb.9458 7 лет назад +1

      Skyliner849 that's great!! And so true!! LoL!!

    • @angelas349
      @angelas349 7 лет назад

      🤣

    • @angelas349
      @angelas349 7 лет назад +1

      Skyliner849 I’m laughing because I’M the Mom now and true it is! 🤣

    • @sugondees899
      @sugondees899 6 лет назад +8

      I will never betray my lord and savior jesus christ

  • @Zeew707
    @Zeew707 7 лет назад +705

    legitimately satanic? some of these musicians literally admitted that they're atheists or pagans... the whole satanic thing is just a gimmick dude

    • @charlieburgess2353
      @charlieburgess2353 7 лет назад +4

      Ze W which ones just curious

    • @adambrook6322
      @adambrook6322 7 лет назад +54

      I read an article with Deicide's Glen Benton some years ago and he said something to the effect that the whole grrrrrr Sataaannn getup wasn't sincere in its pursuit of satanism as a spirituality, but was instead there to signify their detestation of Christianity, and really they're just atheists and anti-religion in general

    • @luziver5998
      @luziver5998 6 лет назад +17

      well satanism is like a mix atheism and organized religion it has the same setup as a religion but has no deities only symbols

    • @r12k1abdullaah7
      @r12k1abdullaah7 6 лет назад +5

      Materialistic actually.....it is just money....

    • @BlueCrystal1996R
      @BlueCrystal1996R 6 лет назад +18

      At the origin (with Mayhem), it was really satanic. Some pretty fucked up shit happened back then. But now, it feels more like everyone is trying to copy what Mayhem did, and it just doesn't feel right, totally false and faked

  • @dustyelliott95
    @dustyelliott95 2 года назад +6

    This is what my mom thought AC/DC was like.

  • @juju-mh7jy
    @juju-mh7jy 4 года назад +683

    meanwhile, in the depths of hell:
    satan: im in love with marijuana, makes me feel just like an iguana...

  • @kryyon999
    @kryyon999 2 года назад +2

    imagine if satan just listen to this band and start to think like “this shit is awfulllllll, let me get back to my robert jhonson”

  • @cloggedopossum4188
    @cloggedopossum4188 8 лет назад +141

    not a fan really of black metal vocals, but the music, especially in black symphonic metal, is amazing

    • @HDvideoedit
      @HDvideoedit 8 лет назад +1

      yes sir

    • @juan4realz942
      @juan4realz942 8 лет назад +4

      Hes "not a fan of the vocals" lmao.

    • @WolfieboyMachi
      @WolfieboyMachi 8 лет назад +1

      Here, have some instrumental symphonic black metal. :)
      ruclips.net/video/gX2ZLbK54ac/видео.html

    • @sksk6265
      @sksk6265 8 лет назад +1

      come on man, that's what black metal is all about, the growling the deep vocals that's the damn best part in my opinion of black metal >< \m/

    • @adr.marius5636
      @adr.marius5636 8 лет назад +9

      "the growling the deep vocals" are for death metal , black metal has shrieked vocals

  • @GrayWoIf
    @GrayWoIf 8 лет назад +102

    These guys are satanists? So they like pray to King Diamond?

    • @GLOCK-ot8sf
      @GLOCK-ot8sf 8 лет назад +10

      No. That would be a King Diamondist hail King Diamond

    • @GLOCK-ot8sf
      @GLOCK-ot8sf 8 лет назад +1

      Euronymous 90 mercyful fate is good, the vocals can be bad sometimes but Melissa is a great album.

    • @zameion90
      @zameion90 8 лет назад

      ***** wow...u really just said fuck boy....if this was about a rapper id understand. But fuckboy. Why dont u just spell boy will a i and say yo afterwords. and too bad varg didnt idk LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE FUCKING GUITAR before he killed the godfather of the black metal riff. Dont get all butt hurt that i talked shit about your girlfriend XD

    • @zameion90
      @zameion90 8 лет назад

      ***** HAHAHAHA 1. Like i really give a fuck who u like more and if u like who i like 2. If varg was soo much better how come he was the only person in shitty burzum and why did he use euros record label, lol 3. If varg was so great, why did he get caught. 4. if euronymous didnt pioneer the basic black metal ominous way of playing the "necro" sound why have i seen guys from darkthrone AND varg himself say that euronymous did it. 5. if varg was so much better, why does he always talk mess about sumone that is already dead, does he really feel the need to prove he is better than sumone who is really dead? funny how the only one thats in competition is always the one thats sucks dick. 6. WHO THE FUCK EVEN TRIED TO STEAL KING DIAMONDS WAY OF SINGING.
      Basicly just go get sum fuckin pussy and stop worrying about who other people like. Diamond is a fuckin pussy and burzum couldnt get people to join if he tried, his music is the same shit over and over for like 10 min. Mayhem rules, Dead necro and euronymous are fucking gods in black metal. i dont even think u can call Mercyful fate fuckin black metal at all. sounds more like iron fucking maiden too me. Bt i know ur type, ur gonna be up all night just waiting for me to send another one. Unlike you i have a fucking life, and whats that thing that would shut you up....oh yea PUSSY that i need to get into. so LATER go find sumone els to fuckin cry too about who u do and dont like. hahaha fucking king diamond what a fucking joke AYYYYYYY YAAA YAAA < like every fucking song of his hahahaha faggyest shit ever

    • @zameion90
      @zameion90 8 лет назад

      ***** here if this makes u feel better and does not remind u that ur only action is Palmila Handerson
      i know ur type, ur gonna be up all night just waiting for me to send another one. Unlike you i have a fucking life, and whats that thing that would shut you up? OBVIOUSLY NOTHING

  • @sle2470
    @sle2470 4 года назад +243

    Satan: "I can't understand WTF they're saying!"

    • @MwZ0D7
      @MwZ0D7 4 года назад +1

      Idk how it's just playboi with too much testosterone

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 4 года назад +4

      But it's fluent Satanese

    • @Aa-bp7hc
      @Aa-bp7hc 4 года назад +1

      Even the satan(Cursed) himself cant figure out what they are saying

  • @therealrobstark2916
    @therealrobstark2916 2 года назад +18

    I feel like Dave Mustaine was right when he called this shit corney.

    • @LL-vy5bj
      @LL-vy5bj 2 года назад +6

      That Mickey Mouse sound-alike is in no position to call anything corney.

    • @vedsahasrabhojanee97
      @vedsahasrabhojanee97 2 года назад +1

      Can you tell me when that was? I've been looking for that clip

  • @boopah4365
    @boopah4365 4 года назад +92

    Satan: " man I get ONE type of music and you can't understand a single word in any of em!"

    • @meekrob
      @meekrob 3 года назад +5

      "And why do they think I want singers that sound like Cookie Monster?"

    • @boopah4365
      @boopah4365 3 года назад +1

      @@meekrob exactly.

    • @supershyguy1680
      @supershyguy1680 3 года назад +1

      @@meekrob That's more death metal amd even then only a tiny portion of every single death metal bands are actually satanic, it's more just black metal

    • @BadEconomyOfficial
      @BadEconomyOfficial 3 года назад

      You’re referring to Pop

  • @gimmeyourankles
    @gimmeyourankles 4 года назад +867

    Meanwhile, in the depths of hell:
    *🎶Almost heaven, West Virginia...🎶*

  • @fvneral666
    @fvneral666 5 лет назад +290

    Well, according to music history, Jazz is the first style that was considered "The Devil´s music" :o

    • @PriyankaDas-fe6hm
      @PriyankaDas-fe6hm 4 года назад

      How? But I like jazz. 😢

    • @radioactivedragonite2420
      @radioactivedragonite2420 3 года назад +21

      Some people thougjt vivaldi's 21 caprices were satanic so i mean

    • @annettespradlin4945
      @annettespradlin4945 2 года назад +15

      According to some, classical violinist Paganini sold his soul. The genre doesn't matter. What matters is the intent of the person making the music.

    • @roombarenegade6318
      @roombarenegade6318 2 года назад +8

      Back in the day people thought tritones were satanic.

    • @ejokurirulezz
      @ejokurirulezz 2 года назад +2

      jazz or blues?

  • @ferdinandpitre456
    @ferdinandpitre456 3 года назад +267

    Imagine if Satan is an emo

    • @stringtube8760
      @stringtube8760 3 года назад +51

      G note: *Exist*
      Satan: When I was a young boy...

    • @x.mothy.666.x
      @x.mothy.666.x 3 года назад +1

      😅😅😅😅

    • @lil_pan46
      @lil_pan46 3 года назад +8

      Probably why he was so rebellious. Yahweh will never understand him

    • @iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091
      @iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091 3 года назад +8

      @@stringtube8760 my father threw me into the earth to be the king of hell

    • @cyanide_lollipop3264
      @cyanide_lollipop3264 3 года назад +4

      How dare you insult poor Satan like that! Give the old dude a little more credit, daaang. 🤘😬

  • @FlamesGay
    @FlamesGay 4 года назад +97

    Satan: *I see you have mistaken my taste in music, well I actually listen to slow jazz, kinda a romantic twist*

    • @joaonunes7783
      @joaonunes7783 4 года назад

      What if he thinks Holdsworth was the sh#t?

  • @jeffreyshows3277
    @jeffreyshows3277 4 года назад +293

    Meanwhile in Hell
    Satan: Look at this Photograph! Everytime it makes me laugh

    • @x.mothy.666.x
      @x.mothy.666.x 3 года назад +12

      Omg...imagine if the devil listens to one direction

    • @Sklibbus
      @Sklibbus 3 года назад +5

      @@x.mothy.666.x he listens to bts

    • @x.mothy.666.x
      @x.mothy.666.x 3 года назад

      @@Sklibbus 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @satanthesickcunt
      @satanthesickcunt 3 года назад +6

      Don't associate me with that band. They're a good method for torture though

    • @jeffreyshows3277
      @jeffreyshows3277 3 года назад

      Sorry Mr. Satan please don't banish my soul to the shadow realm 😭😰

  • @Loukas81
    @Loukas81 2 года назад +1

    Gets to hell and Satan says: “Dude your music sucks! I’m more of a John Denver fan.” 😂

  • @connorferrand527
    @connorferrand527 8 лет назад +569

    Behemoth and Gorgoroth are on a whole other a level. That music sounds really, really evil. More so than all the rest.

    • @raptuous
      @raptuous 8 лет назад +36

      I saw Dissection live right before he went to jail, I've seen dozens of BM and Death Metal bands over the years but I legitimately thought when Jon screamed at the crowed - This isn't an act, this guy is real. Intense, fucked up, ready to kill without hesitation, whatever.

    • @doomslayer4433
      @doomslayer4433 7 лет назад +118

      But behemoth aren't really like fucked up in real life like how on the other hand mayhem and gorgoroth are all full of psychopaths

    • @TheRandomshite123
      @TheRandomshite123 7 лет назад +4

      Connor Ferrand i doubt nergal is truly a satanist, he wouldn't have got on polish tv if he was

    • @codeblack9407
      @codeblack9407 7 лет назад +3

      Connor Ferrand they legit scares tf out of me

    • @Luke_totally_luke
      @Luke_totally_luke 7 лет назад +39

      TheRandomshite123 I tend to Agree. I feel like Behemoth is Satanic for the artistic purpose. I like their music.

  • @dlkfilms2046
    @dlkfilms2046 7 лет назад +201

    The song names used in this video:
    Watain - Sworn To The Dark
    Behemoth - Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel
    Gorgoroth - Prosperity and Beauty
    Mayhem - Freezing Moon (its at 56:30 in the 1990/1988 Mayhem rehearsal video on RUclips)
    Deicide - Sacrificial Suicide
    Dark Funeral - Hail Murder
    Dissection - The Somberlain (the video used here is "Live at Wacken '97")
    Marduk - (Not sure)
    Ihsahn - The Paranoid
    Vital Remains - Dechristianize
    Feel free to comment the ones I'm not sure about everyone!

    • @mncdssctn9110
      @mncdssctn9110 7 лет назад +2

      DLK Films Mayhem - Freezing Moon, Watain - Sworn To The Dark, Dark Funeral - Hail Murder

    • @dlkfilms2046
      @dlkfilms2046 7 лет назад +1

      Thanks mate, I've updated the list.

    • @LordVeon
      @LordVeon 7 лет назад

      Ihsahn - The Paranoid

    • @dylanworth8806
      @dylanworth8806 7 лет назад +1

      DLK Films the deicide one is sacrificial suicide

    • @dlkfilms2046
      @dlkfilms2046 7 лет назад +1

      Dylan Worth Thanks! I've updated the list!

  • @dannymgodtheholyspiritrthe3438
    @dannymgodtheholyspiritrthe3438 Год назад +3

    Actually Satan prefers Mozart's Magic Flute😮

  • @tunechieee.pt2
    @tunechieee.pt2 7 лет назад +83

    i came from a baking video and what the fuck am i doing here

    • @JRSRLN
      @JRSRLN 7 лет назад +4

      Satan loves cake.

    • @nurimanemir6633
      @nurimanemir6633 7 лет назад

      satan loves you (?) hahahahaha

    • @angelas349
      @angelas349 7 лет назад +4

      Yang Qt 🤣
      Hahaa.
      I think someone had the oven WAY too hot!

    • @lastotallyawesome7830
      @lastotallyawesome7830 7 лет назад +2

      Those must've been some "rockin" pastries

    • @terrencemichael2012
      @terrencemichael2012 6 лет назад

      Lol.. RUclips... Takes you to places you never thought you'd ever go. That's funny

  • @dlawlis
    @dlawlis 4 года назад +333

    I once had a terrifying vision of Hell back in the 1980s that will haunt me till the day I die. A radio station I was listening to messed up and played We Built This City twice in a row.

    • @clarissaoosthuizen1762
      @clarissaoosthuizen1762 4 года назад +36

      i could be worse it Could have played Cardi B or Justin bieber

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 3 года назад +39

      @@clarissaoosthuizen1762
      Get outta here with your basic “pop bad” jokes, they’re so cliché now

    • @danielmejia142
      @danielmejia142 3 года назад +4

      @@clarissaoosthuizen1762 what’s wrong w pop?

    • @honeyjam3238
      @honeyjam3238 3 года назад

      what did the vision look like?

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 3 года назад +3

      @@danielmejia142 Pop bad

  • @Bl00DmixedWithPoison
    @Bl00DmixedWithPoison Год назад +3

    i always thought satan was a classical guitar/ spanish guitar type of deity

  • @Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo
    @Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo 6 лет назад +623

    It’s funny because Nergal is one of the nicest people

    • @tenjebanygogletosuka
      @tenjebanygogletosuka 5 лет назад +66

      As he claimed, he is an atheist.

    • @diamondjoe100
      @diamondjoe100 5 лет назад +81

      You can be a satanist & still be the nicest kindest person on the planet. It's all about nature.

    • @JacksonRiddle90
      @JacksonRiddle90 5 лет назад +37

      Satanist arent always evil human beings (not saying all are not)

    • @goblinbread954
      @goblinbread954 5 лет назад +23

      satanism i actually more often linked with atheism than any sort of worship

    • @ronnierhodes2800
      @ronnierhodes2800 5 лет назад +20

      Gavin Blackshear so is Satan. Nobody would want anything to do with him if he presented himself in his true form. He’s a master deceiver. .

  • @GC0077
    @GC0077 5 лет назад +242

    And meanwhile, he's probably laughing at and ridiculing them for thinking they know or understand what he is.

    • @gennymikel4296
      @gennymikel4296 5 лет назад +36

      Yeah, think about it. these slugs put on gore makup, their vocals sound like their throats have been crushed and they swear their religious loyalties to a guy called a murderer and father of lies. What is the desired outcome? Go to hell and party? "Hey yeah, dudes, Satan here, um thanx for the publicity. Hey we got beer and broads, and my minion got some cocaine, hep yuhselves."

    • @GC0077
      @GC0077 4 года назад +26

      @@DW133_ of course he is...and he's got a receipt for all of these morons. They don't know what they're fking with.

    • @kaineobrien970
      @kaineobrien970 4 года назад +29

      I don't think most religious people understand what god is....He's a murderer and worse then Satan ever was. I don't believe that either actually exist but if we want to get technical on the mythology then God was definitely the worse out of the two

    • @xexun0010
      @xexun0010 4 года назад +36

      @@gennymikel4296 wow that was very christian of you, god must love you very much

    • @gennymikel4296
      @gennymikel4296 4 года назад +9

      @@xexun0010 What do you expect? Should I compliment someone like that. Oh, so sorry you dont approve.

  • @mbsdx
    @mbsdx 7 лет назад +58

    I would honestly picture Satan listening to Mozart...

    • @flasrf
      @flasrf 6 лет назад +2

      I was thinking the overture of 1812

    • @knightartorias5182
      @knightartorias5182 6 лет назад +2

      Well he did inspire Tartini to write one of the lovliest violin pieces in music history.

    • @paranoid5881
      @paranoid5881 6 лет назад +3

      Its said that "the Devil's Trill Sonata by Giuseppe Tartini" Was written as Tartini was possessed in 1799.

    • @paranoid5881
      @paranoid5881 6 лет назад

      yep thats true

  • @moisesfunes24
    @moisesfunes24 2 года назад +3

    the most ironic thing is that if you believe in the devil means that you acknowledge there is a god...

    • @PJPsounds
      @PJPsounds 6 месяцев назад

      I think Danzig said these words few decades ago.

    • @mockupguy3577
      @mockupguy3577 24 дня назад

      Why is that ironic?

  • @cesarestrada3619
    @cesarestrada3619 5 лет назад +619

    You forgot Nickelback they are my favorite Satanic band

  • @matiasalvarado8190
    @matiasalvarado8190 5 лет назад +331

    What I see is many people needing get a Shower😂

    • @sibylsaint
      @sibylsaint 5 лет назад +5

      They're up on stage. What do you fucking want? Everyone gets worked up during a show.

    • @JoshTheBulwark
      @JoshTheBulwark 5 лет назад +5

      @@sibylsaint Another millennial, I am one too but this guy has to he stupid. Probably listens to country, rap, or is a Christian. I'm Christian and this shit kicks man, but just ignore the uncultured.

    • @Spitson7771
      @Spitson7771 4 года назад +5

      VersatileSamurai You should be sacrificed if you are a christian

    • @garglemypiss8022
      @garglemypiss8022 4 года назад

      None Yobiz god of my shwety nutz

    • @hateddd5308
      @hateddd5308 4 года назад

      None Yobiz lmao wtf

  • @Electr1cW1tch
    @Electr1cW1tch 3 года назад +73

    Dang that video of mayhem was definitely recorded on a thermometer

    • @colbo1001
      @colbo1001 2 года назад +4

      Hahahaha you had me laughing for a good 10 minutes with that

    • @xslamdroidx
      @xslamdroidx Год назад

      Yes, but it was a thermometer stuck in Satan's rectum. Think about it.

    • @emogoesboom
      @emogoesboom Год назад

      I'm sorry I can't stop laughing

  • @jaaaaab
    @jaaaaab 2 года назад +2

    This is what my grandma thought when I told her I went to see Metallica

  • @RandyKing314
    @RandyKing314 3 года назад +30

    Glad to see Ringo Starr has sharpened his black metal vocal skills 3:20

  • @br4tz911
    @br4tz911 6 лет назад +425

    I was brought here by SpongeBob
    ... Damn that is confusing

    • @alvaroberreta7694
      @alvaroberreta7694 6 лет назад +2

      ayo isnt that jay_den_george? How the fuck did i get here

    • @generichipster1888
      @generichipster1888 6 лет назад

      jay_den_ george Instead of browsing youtube and commenting on random videos, go out and search for your missing father.

    • @br4tz911
      @br4tz911 6 лет назад

      Generic Hipster lol ok😂😁

    • @HeatherCoste
      @HeatherCoste 6 лет назад +1

      Maybe Satan likes spongebob?

    • @mattbrown8066
      @mattbrown8066 6 лет назад

      IcOnIc loser how

  • @Voyvoda1903
    @Voyvoda1903 5 лет назад +115

    Funny how many of these bands, most of which I like, always attack Christianity but never ever write songs or attack Islam or Judaism. None of these bands are ‘satanic’. They’re all atheists with the exception of Dissection.

    • @raeesahmarshman4727
      @raeesahmarshman4727 5 лет назад

      Attacking Islam isn't safe ?? Lmao well aren't you just stupid.

    • @raeesahmarshman4727
      @raeesahmarshman4727 5 лет назад +2

      @Morgh123 what do you know about Islam ?

    • @raeesahmarshman4727
      @raeesahmarshman4727 5 лет назад

      @Morgh123 by the way I am Muslim .... and even I am not narrow minded like you are . Go take a look in the mirror and you'll see what a dumbass is .

    • @raeesahmarshman4727
      @raeesahmarshman4727 5 лет назад

      @Morgh123 victim role ?? Lmao you are drummer than you make yourself out to be . So through with your narrow minded ass , you didn't even hear me speak yet you're making assumptions . Oblivious is what you and that's how you will forever stay . Keep walking around with blinkers on and when you're mature enough to have a debate and see my points of view hit me up . Till then - Adios' prick .

    • @izachi-chan2432
      @izachi-chan2432 2 года назад

      Atheism is not having *any* beliefs you twerp lmfao so no, they're not atheists, they're satanists. It's simple
      No need to be butthurt just 'cause some people don't wanna follow your sky daddy

  • @an-zm4xg
    @an-zm4xg 2 года назад +7

    Emperor was an awesome black metal band, saw them at Wacken years ago, miss those days.

  • @maxgreenluvr96
    @maxgreenluvr96 4 года назад +218

    My religious aunt at a family reunion: What kind of music you like?
    Me: ...

    • @momplscometakemeout6427
      @momplscometakemeout6427 4 года назад

      a mood

    • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol
      @i-never-look-at-replies-lol 4 года назад +3

      edgyboi

    • @SrtaWoods-fy9eq
      @SrtaWoods-fy9eq 4 года назад

      okay asotm broke my heart

    • @CaseyB8783
      @CaseyB8783 4 года назад +3

      My whole family is Christian, while I am I do think that maybe there isn't a God, Idk what to believe. So I usually have to keep my music preferences a secret, because they automatically think a bunch of shit about me for the music. Idk what to believe anymore so I find comfort and happiness with other people like me who don't know, like my cousins.

    • @aslmx1918
      @aslmx1918 4 года назад +1

      TakeMy BrokenSoul There’s a God. He died on the cross for all of us, even these goof balls. Keep the faith.

  • @theheelsynergy
    @theheelsynergy 3 года назад +42

    This entire video is what people think when I say I love metal.

  • @erock6908
    @erock6908 2 года назад +1

    We have to remember that everything we associate with Satan, both visually and musically, is really just what humans decided to associate with him. Maybe he prefers slacks and jazz. The point is we really don’t know.

    • @newme1589
      @newme1589 5 месяцев назад

      Ehhh not really.
      If you're religious, the holy book is clear.
      If you're not religious, you don't believe in God or Satan, so it's what you said: its what people think they are that matters.
      No one would seriously say (other than a joke or for comedy) that Satan is very nice and helps old ladies cross the street.
      So even in moral subjectivism, God is good, Satan is bad (Im not religious), thats what they represent.
      Its like saying "a banana only represents a banana, because humans call it a banana, so it could be called an apple"
      Sure ... But it's not. Simple as that.

  • @JoeKerry22
    @JoeKerry22 7 лет назад +239

    I think most of 'em never seen Steve Terreberry video about black metal.

  • @John_McDonnell_76
    @John_McDonnell_76 2 года назад +2

    Meanwhile, Satan in hell learning ballroom dancing and blasting Adele

  • @sinidisialitaria6599
    @sinidisialitaria6599 6 лет назад +194

    Oh just so you know you can like the music but not believe in satan

    • @oscarsanta-tacos4852
      @oscarsanta-tacos4852 6 лет назад +14

      Somebody said it. I’m a catholic for crying out loud and I love Behemoth and old school Mayhem

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 6 лет назад

      Animu Pvt. Fluffy i mean it does help

    • @susansunday5958
      @susansunday5958 6 лет назад +4

      How? Wtf are they even saying lol

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 6 лет назад +2

      Susan Sunday good point they could be reciting bible study for all I know

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 6 лет назад

      undead satan it would be pretty ironic

  • @ProphetTLK
    @ProphetTLK 6 лет назад +62

    Don’t forget guys these people still will obey the laws of their countries, they won’t steal from you or kill anyone. They’ll also be quite happy to meet you if you’re a fan.

    • @lukebyrd8406
      @lukebyrd8406 5 лет назад +2

      Not true.

    • @sullyb23511
      @sullyb23511 5 лет назад +2

      @@lukebyrd8406 Yep. Well, these guys might not be shits like that, but there have been a few cats who definitely jumped the shark.

    • @dumahdrummer654
      @dumahdrummer654 5 лет назад +12

      Actually my friend, the vocalist for gorgoroth was convicted of heinous torture, the old bass player for mayhem killed the guitarist, the vocalist for dissection was sentenced to prison for being an accessory to murder, the vocalist of mayhem also blew his own brains out

    • @morbiusfacebooklive
      @morbiusfacebooklive 5 лет назад

      @@DragonforceSCGS in some countries suicide is a crime

  • @specialsnowflake6969
    @specialsnowflake6969 7 лет назад +138

    I'm more of a Chuck Schuldiner kind of guy.

    • @SkeithLangley
      @SkeithLangley 7 лет назад +7

      Well aren't you a special fucking snowflake ;)

    • @federicollerena1244
      @federicollerena1244 7 лет назад

      Schuldiner, the man! Those who came after, get a number and wait in line

    • @heartofjustice6041
      @heartofjustice6041 7 лет назад +3

      he did say he wasnt satanic although people assumed it. also passing away at 34 gives a bit insight

  • @mistierenee2732
    @mistierenee2732 2 года назад +2

    I wonder if their throats hurt from all that screaming 😱 🤔...

    • @alex_from_a_w_e_
      @alex_from_a_w_e_ 8 месяцев назад

      Not at all white right technique your safe

  • @luminousyoongi9356
    @luminousyoongi9356 7 лет назад +485

    anyone else looking for the christian people complaining in the comments??

    • @danielalvarado8933
      @danielalvarado8933 7 лет назад +2

      luminousyoongi me...

    • @tyraeljr
      @tyraeljr 7 лет назад +21

      i'm looking for both sides, including your kind😂

    • @ayayayayat
      @ayayayayat 6 лет назад +22

      Bruh I'm christian and I listen stuff like heavy metal and other shit 😂😂 so nah not all of us are hardcore christian 😂😂 lol

    • @raymondfair7822
      @raymondfair7822 6 лет назад +14

      Im Christian and i can indulge you. Ugh i cant believe this!!! Children!!!! Whats wrong with Bob Dylan?!?!
      Your welcome

    • @mitchellcrawford631
      @mitchellcrawford631 6 лет назад

      Me

  • @andyventures6574
    @andyventures6574 2 года назад +3

    For Gorgoroth you used the 2008 wacken show without mayhem but with nick Barker that was actually God seed with ghaal and crusifictions and actual goat heads ....

  • @rorschach5704
    @rorschach5704 5 лет назад +124

    In Reality
    Satan: You like Jazz?

    • @Dracula616-u5g
      @Dracula616-u5g 5 лет назад +1

      Hugh Mongous watching at 6th beast rite

  • @javierochoajrthefirst
    @javierochoajrthefirst Год назад +2

    What happened to the rhythm guitarist for behemoth?

  • @EvilNoobKitty123
    @EvilNoobKitty123 8 лет назад +208

    Limp Bizkit is the most satanistic band I know 😎

    • @bamboozleddoggo4448
      @bamboozleddoggo4448 8 лет назад +22

      The most satanic band i know is green day.

    • @inpain2882
      @inpain2882 8 лет назад +7

      I don't know 1D have done satanic sacrifices before...

    • @justinkillsaquino
      @justinkillsaquino 8 лет назад +17

      The wiggles are knee deep into Satan

    • @themarioshow177
      @themarioshow177 7 лет назад +11

      Smash Mouth is more satanic.

    • @inpain2882
      @inpain2882 7 лет назад +6

      Themarioshow 177 The somebody was Lucifer

  • @jessicablack8265
    @jessicablack8265 6 лет назад +118

    I was clearing my throat throughout this entire video

    • @richardrichard1853
      @richardrichard1853 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @josesamson8603
      @josesamson8603 5 лет назад

      Good! Now you can swallow!

    • @jamesguy1030
      @jamesguy1030 5 лет назад

      Jessica Wright ~ Yeah,
      The Real Satanic Music industry is well documented in the amazing new documentary footage called =
      “Communism by the Back Door”
      New World Order
      The Satanic Music industry is covered at around about 42: minutes into the film footage.
      it’s a five hour & twenty minutes masterpiece and should be shown in our schools and colleges worldwide.
      Please watch it and share it with as many people as you can before it gets removed.
      Our Weapon is Truth !

  • @OkkyHan
    @OkkyHan 4 года назад +76

    My kids : Mom's so calm.. probably got her healing binaural beats on....
    On my headset :

    • @xcvsumextra
      @xcvsumextra 3 года назад

      Please don’t subject your children to satanism

    • @Thecircustapes
      @Thecircustapes 3 года назад +1

      @@xcvsumextra please don't subject your kids to the bible either

    • @xcvsumextra
      @xcvsumextra 3 года назад

      @@Thecircustapes Christ is king!

    • @Thecircustapes
      @Thecircustapes 3 года назад +1

      @@xcvsumextra he's a fraud

    • @xcvsumextra
      @xcvsumextra 3 года назад

      @@Thecircustapes how?

  • @turbomoisty
    @turbomoisty 2 года назад +6

    To me a lot of people label mayhem as “satanic” and I’m pretty sure the only reason why was because of Euronymous. Nowadays I don’t think the band is satanic anymore. But I could be wrong. If I am please let me know

    • @Icouldcareless9000
      @Icouldcareless9000 10 месяцев назад

      Bruh they literally have upside down crosses in there logo

    • @turbomoisty
      @turbomoisty 10 месяцев назад

      @@Icouldcareless9000 okay and your point is?

    • @burgerboi14_v24
      @burgerboi14_v24 6 месяцев назад

      They are most definitely satanic literally Google “that one mayhem album cover” and you’ll see what I mean

    • @tetornow
      @tetornow Месяц назад

      @@Icouldcareless9000, just to use the imagery to sell albums. None of them were real Satanists.

  • @NOWtheband
    @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +142

    I would be very interested in seeing a compilation or a list of Satanic non-metal/non-rock musicians.....

    • @NOWtheband
      @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +8

      @@gulbenr.altindal5381 - No, any musicians who are not in the metal or rock genres, such as electronic, avant-garde, opera, world, country, etc. (whether mainstream or not)
      Anything that isn't rock-based.
      Know any?
      I know there's Boyd Rice and his kin, from the avant-garde/electronic scene but some of that so-called industrial stuff just sounds like rock music to my ears but with a slight twist)

    • @NOWtheband
      @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +7

      I don't include singers/musicians who people THINK are Satanic, like Jay-Z or any of that so-called Illuminati lot.
      I want to know about ones who are admittedly and confirmed Satanists!
      No assuming or guessing involved.
      :-)

    • @NOWtheband
      @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +2

      @@gulbenr.altindal5381 - Ah ok. Fairy nuff.
      Without facial expression, body language or/and voice inflection, it is very hard to comprehend jokes on the internet (unless it says *joking*).

    • @voisoddrivod9480
      @voisoddrivod9480 5 лет назад +4

      Madonna. Lady Gaga. Kate Perry. Rihanna. Jay Z. Kanye West. Britney Spears. Eminem. Just to mention a few...

    • @NOWtheband
      @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +1

      @@voisoddrivod9480 - To quote my previous comment: "I don't include singers/musicians who people THINK are Satanic, like Jay-Z or any of that so-called Illuminati lot.
      I want to know about ones who are admittedly and confirmed Satanists!
      No assuming or guessing involved."

  • @zoeosabutey8105
    @zoeosabutey8105 4 года назад +92

    Tik tok girls: “”Omg e-boys”

  • @BigSlava
    @BigSlava 8 лет назад +26

    they do kinda give the metal genre a bad rep but they have good vocals for black metal anyone that thinks slipknot is satanic and shit just dont know what their talking about

    • @shockafter7
      @shockafter7 8 лет назад +4

      what do you mean give metal a bad rep?

    • @zachhays9974
      @zachhays9974 8 лет назад +4

      I think what he means is the fact that there is a stereotype that people who listen to heavy metal worship Satan, which is untrue, but bands like the ones listed in this video reinforce this stereotype. (Or maybe that's where the stereotype stems from).

    • @shockafter7
      @shockafter7 8 лет назад

      Hm, I usually don't care. Thats part of what happens if you're into metal. Cant help it, if you like it or not. But, who cares, really. Satanism isn't viewed as badly as it was over a decade ago. More threats that people discovered.

    • @Bkeny1999
      @Bkeny1999 8 лет назад

      +clipsryan its called Tyler, The Creator

    • @BigSlava
      @BigSlava 8 лет назад

      Tyler doesn't believe in religion so he's not satanic

  • @jayceebarrin6351
    @jayceebarrin6351 4 года назад +21

    I said to Satan..."Ok, I get it. Your voice is scary and pardon the expression, you look like Hell. But, I can't understand wtf they are saying! Can you?"

  • @nickyjj4383
    @nickyjj4383 3 года назад +20

    THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE THINK WHEN U SAY THE KISS BAND

  • @Abandoned978
    @Abandoned978 6 лет назад +95

    When someone says they hate metal: Y'all need Satan

  • @oksam5232
    @oksam5232 Год назад +2

    Nah satan likes Christmas music

  • @bigboy-cz3nv
    @bigboy-cz3nv 3 года назад +14

    0:53 that’s the tamest band i’ve ever seen, even the drummer looks relaxed

  • @yalikejaz6170
    @yalikejaz6170 8 лет назад +61

    how tf did I get here

  • @ScarecrowActual
    @ScarecrowActual 7 лет назад +21

    I love the guys at Loudwire, but I feel some of these quotes were taken to be said as legitimate statements, when they were really satirical, or mocking religion.

  • @JaceDanielFilms
    @JaceDanielFilms 9 месяцев назад +1

    I can't help but find the whole aesthetic of black metal weirdly hilarious, it's taking itself so seriously but they are literally wearing facepant like a clown. And then their vocals sounds like they are burping and drunkenly squealing like piglets. Not at all intimidating or scary, just unintentionally dorky. Specially considering the fans and musicians are usually fairly shy and polite people off stage.

  • @philsurtees
    @philsurtees 5 лет назад +13

    I once lived with a guy who sang Barbershop, and I was almost driven to murder/suicide, so I'm pretty sure that is legitimately satanic.

  • @conbro0985
    @conbro0985 4 года назад +154

    When my strongly Christian mom passes me the aux cord.

  • @davejones5745
    @davejones5745 4 года назад +31

    Actually Satan is into Abba And the Carpenters. He's laid back..

    • @Spookythereaper3
      @Spookythereaper3 4 года назад

      Dave Jones That could be God's taste in music. I am agnostic, in which I believe in God himself, but I don't have a religion, and sometimes, I like to think God & Jesus listen to laid-back music together, along with a little bit of Christian rock/metal, like the type of band where in their songs, they tend to mention Christianity related things, such as building churches and the holy bible.

    • @vojtechsatava6517
      @vojtechsatava6517 3 года назад

      Fuck you poser

    • @davemcmahon4045
      @davemcmahon4045 3 года назад

      Dave Jones He's probably a secret bee gees fan as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @x.mothy.666.x
      @x.mothy.666.x 3 года назад

      Niceee

  • @CaptainRagnarok15
    @CaptainRagnarok15 2 года назад +3

    What’s the name of the song that gorgoroth played in that clip

  • @The_Buff_Guy
    @The_Buff_Guy 8 лет назад +30

    Religion in music is fine and all... Not my cup of tea, I prefer more mainstream acts like Megadeth and Metallica... Disturbed, FFDP, A7x, that style suits my guitar and melody needs as well as vocals. However, I accept religion in music. That being said, don't take things too far... once it gets violent, you have no place in heavy metal.

    • @Thoraskin
      @Thoraskin 8 лет назад +1

      Megadeth heavily deals with religion. Holy Wars, Bad Omen, The Conjuring, Mary Jane, Peace Sells, Looking Down the Cross, the list goes on

    • @TYLERtheMAGGOT1
      @TYLERtheMAGGOT1 8 лет назад

      +Thoraskin Megadeth talks more about politics than religion. even Dave mustane says that

    • @wyattlamore4088
      @wyattlamore4088 8 лет назад

      +Ace144 the games n guitar or whatever the Fuck his name is

    • @roblovett8821
      @roblovett8821 8 лет назад

      great point

    • @lisakarson3279
      @lisakarson3279 8 лет назад +1

      +Games'n' “n” Guitar
      Burning things, anything, even a cross, I really don't get the point..that is shit you do to rebell when your like 9 yrs old. What a fucken joke. What's even funnier if u ever thought about it idk but I just thought about this yesterday: A big, "badass" Satanist burns crosses and apparently goat heads.. but I cannot think OF EVEN ONE RELIGIOUS PERSON burning a fucken upside-down 5 pointed star, or throwing darts at a picture of Satan. It seems that religious ppl at least have a sense of maturity. Hate is a waste of your emotions!-that could be just chilled out, enjoying the life u were given. Hate and anger are BAGGAGE. I really do know, because I have bad anger issues I'm still working on, so yes, it is a wasteful emotion.

  • @R2TheM
    @R2TheM 2 года назад +2

    The irony about satanists is that to believe Satan is real is to acknowledge that god is also real.
    Both are just fictional characters from
    A book 🙈

  • @xCorYz
    @xCorYz 5 лет назад +287

    I can understand Rammstein more than any of these guys lol

  • @claudevieaul1465
    @claudevieaul1465 2 года назад +24

    Funniest thing ever happen to me was in college, early eighties.
    I went to a christian school, and some teachers were telling us about 'satanic' bands like The Beatles and Iron Maiden, because played backwards you might hear something you weren't supposed to.
    At the same time I sat in class with my jacket full of Venom and Slayer patches.
    I pointed out that you could just play their albums normally.
    They never believed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘
    (still got that jacket though!!)

    • @GoodFellasPizza08
      @GoodFellasPizza08 2 года назад +1

      Lmao if they think the beatles and iron maiden are "satanic" then wait until they hear any of the band in this video🤣

    • @justforplaylists6375
      @justforplaylists6375 Год назад

      As a Christian I find this absolutely hilarious! Personally, I don't even like worship music. I has to have that sense of brutality. Rock on man 🤘

    • @masonwoodstock
      @masonwoodstock Год назад

      "Christianity" in the 80s and before was based around random stuff Christians thought were evil that weren't even in the Bible. My dads a pastor and he told be horror stories of the stupid stuff he was told to do such as not going to stores because people could think you're buying alcohol and stuff. 80s Christians were just dumb people scared of the devil living in their utensil drawer or some shit