10 Legitimately Satanic Metal Acts

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @paulterry2065
    @paulterry2065 5 лет назад +1954

    We all know the Devil is a mediocre fiddle player that lost his golden fiddle to a boy named Johnny when he went down to Georgia

    • @rewlazman
      @rewlazman 5 лет назад +69

      Satan let him win. For He knew Johnny would boast and become vain. Johnny would become famous and a sinner. For once Johnny died, he met Satan once more and now plays for Himnfor all of eternity.

    • @marshallloeks
      @marshallloeks 4 года назад +3

      You beat me to it four months ago

    • @Harley_Gazzard
      @Harley_Gazzard 4 года назад +14

      PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!

    • @thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268
      @thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268 4 года назад

      Bannanatree Productions that they do my friend

    • @rust8infinite
      @rust8infinite 4 года назад +8

      Shit anybody will get robbed in Georgia. That song failed to mention the devil was in Atlanta.

  • @rickeard5202
    @rickeard5202 7 лет назад +17159

    But what if Satan doesn't like this kind of music, what if he is a jazz type of guy.

    • @chromaxd26
      @chromaxd26 6 лет назад +691

      Hunter Rickeard actually jazz is more evil

    • @chromaxd26
      @chromaxd26 6 лет назад +966

      Due to the technicality and complexity behind, most of the jazz musicians were accused in the 30's-60's of selling their souls at the crossroads.
      You cannot say that about Black Metal musicians and their rather simple harmonic minor and minor scale tremolo picking, can you?

    • @violet0013
      @violet0013 6 лет назад +538

      what if... satan likes vapourwave music,,,,,

    • @seancarrillo4901
      @seancarrillo4901 6 лет назад +260

      Yah Like Jazzz?

    • @Nobody-11B
      @Nobody-11B 6 лет назад +252

      Hunter Rickeard he's probably a Justin Bieber fan

  • @Gottiline_Ace
    @Gottiline_Ace 4 года назад +2159

    Satan in public: Mayhem, Behemoth
    Satan in private: "Up-town Girlll!!! She's been living in her Up-town Worldd..."

  • @rvstybearings
    @rvstybearings 3 года назад +445

    song names
    0:08 - Sworn To The Dark
    0:30 - Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel
    0:53 - Prosperity and Beauty
    1:19 - Freezing Moon
    1:40 - Sacrificial Suicide
    2:06 - Hail Murder
    2:30 - The Somberlain
    2:53 - Azrael
    3:20 - The Paranoid
    3:47 - Dechristianize

  • @MultiStar84
    @MultiStar84 4 года назад +678

    Some of these bands do look kinda creepy, but why is there usually a fat drummer in the back looking super chill and casual - maybe it’s the drummer that’s satan.

    • @tonioshea9870
      @tonioshea9870 4 года назад +7

      😂😂lmfao

    • @LilithsWorshipper
      @LilithsWorshipper 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @AleisterMeowley
      @AleisterMeowley 4 года назад +29

      Have you ever tried finding a drummer for just a normal rock band? I guarantee you that if a guy has his own kit, can play this stuff, and shows up to practice, he’s in, no questions asked.

    • @slefthandbull
      @slefthandbull 4 года назад +2

      Agreed lmao

    • @shawarmageddonit
      @shawarmageddonit 4 года назад +4

      That would be Nick Barker.

  • @acedhnema5650
    @acedhnema5650 4 года назад +5854

    When I said "I like metal" this is what my parents are thinking

    • @angelo8304
      @angelo8304 4 года назад +74

      That's ignorant

    • @Shxdowxxx
      @Shxdowxxx 4 года назад +34

      I feel this

    • @Xalashaska
      @Xalashaska 4 года назад +11

      G you have trauma

    • @quinnmitchel4075
      @quinnmitchel4075 4 года назад +75

      I like thrash metal and groove metal and metalcore but this metals ugh

    • @Redkodiak1994
      @Redkodiak1994 4 года назад +20

      @@quinnmitchel4075 I'm the same way with rock I love classic rock modern rock is ok

  • @Metaldog38sHomeOfMetal
    @Metaldog38sHomeOfMetal 3 года назад +1421

    I had a preacher once tell me that music itself can not be satanic but the force behind the pen creating it and the reason why is what makes it evil. If Satan moves through you, you are an instrument of evil, he explained. Without explaining the band or their message I played Mortification for him and he said it was satanic and not to listen to it and to turn it off immediately. I informed him they were a christian metal band with christian lyrics and the look on his face was priceless. Still makes me laugh today when I think of it.

    • @sinceunati
      @sinceunati 2 года назад +33

      Hahaha. That's beautiful.

    • @JohnDoe-pd2lh
      @JohnDoe-pd2lh 2 года назад +7

      Brilliant

    • @blueskyz8097
      @blueskyz8097 2 года назад +17

      I Knew Mmmm Bop was Evil

    • @cashhenson5198
      @cashhenson5198 2 года назад +59

      Spirit writing is real. Happens in all music like pop and country as well. Pop is actually far worse than rock when it comes to this

    • @MegaChorro123
      @MegaChorro123 2 года назад +14

      @@cashhenson5198
      True lowkey. Ironic imo how it’s more prominent in mainstream music like pop despite the fact that there are bands that are explicit about it and don’t hide it but they aren’t mainstream so that’s probably why imo

  • @camarossdriver
    @camarossdriver Год назад +41

    You forgot “Crimson Dawn” led by Stan Marsh on vocals and Leopold “Butters” Stotch on the axe.

    • @ab72_s
      @ab72_s 5 месяцев назад +3

      Lmao 😂 I just can’t 😂

  • @brentkozak7025
    @brentkozak7025 4 года назад +1431

    If you play this backwards it sounds like Taylor Swift.

    • @yahbaekhyun4275
      @yahbaekhyun4275 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @masteryoda6988
      @masteryoda6988 3 года назад +16

      Wich is satan

    • @jefferypate8368
      @jefferypate8368 3 года назад +11

      Witch one is worse though

    • @josephlabenia6483
      @josephlabenia6483 3 года назад +1

      If you back masking tape their music it will sound of worship praising god 🙏

    • @sevadaj
      @sevadaj 3 года назад +7

      No you are wrong, if you play this backwards, It sounds like Justin Bieber!!!!!! 😂🤣

  • @loganlight7758
    @loganlight7758 6 лет назад +615

    We all know Satan plays the fiddle...I mean.. c'mon.

    • @narwhalsrbeautiful484
      @narwhalsrbeautiful484 6 лет назад +1

      From Futurama yes

    • @joshuabrooks6417
      @joshuabrooks6417 6 лет назад

      Or Crossroads

    • @Merp2137
      @Merp2137 6 лет назад +2

      Logan Light you deserve a high five, love that reverence

    • @drageben145
      @drageben145 6 лет назад +1

      That is Why norwegian black came
      Because our national instrument is fela aka the fiddle

    • @0pher545
      @0pher545 6 лет назад +3

      The Devil Went Down To Georgia

  • @aaroncoal28
    @aaroncoal28 8 лет назад +1066

    "These bands all suck." -- Satan

    • @jonhoskins8737
      @jonhoskins8737 8 лет назад +50

      And anyone else with functioning eardrums.

    • @josezavala9800
      @josezavala9800 8 лет назад

      hahaha!

    • @idk-zy9ig
      @idk-zy9ig 8 лет назад +30

      +Jon Hoskins Behemoth is pretty fucking good tho

    • @BlasphemousVerses
      @BlasphemousVerses 8 лет назад +39

      Dissection, Behemoth, Marduk, Emperor are all great bands.

    • @Thejgomez
      @Thejgomez 8 лет назад +4

      Hahahaha ohhhh the best best best comment today, oh I'm crying...

  • @5373NSMAG
    @5373NSMAG Год назад +49

    Satan: blow your trumpet Gabriel
    Satan in private: ….backstreets back alright!

  • @josegarza3711
    @josegarza3711 7 лет назад +362

    Surprised Nickelback didn't make the list.

  • @Phawstur
    @Phawstur 3 года назад +3588

    70% of these guys wipe their makeup off and feed their cat when they get home. It's just an act

    • @rickastleyisnevergonnagive9202
      @rickastleyisnevergonnagive9202 3 года назад +47

      nice pfp

    • @bakerhalt
      @bakerhalt 3 года назад +329

      Right? Like no this isn't a fairy tale these guys don't live in lodges on top of a freezing mountain with thunder and red skies, they're musicians.

    • @mittnacht8653
      @mittnacht8653 3 года назад +94

      @@bakerhalt cough cough *gaahl* cough cough

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 3 года назад +204

      Yup i was in prison with a satanist he didnt do anything weird he was a mild mannered quiet guy. Who was in for fraud or some other white coller crime. He was about as intimidating as a hamster 😂

    • @mike285
      @mike285 3 года назад +36

      Well the title does say "satanic acts"

  • @wtfman81
    @wtfman81 5 лет назад +576

    satan is more a blues fan, he did buy Robert Johnson's soul after all.

    • @hjoermungand
      @hjoermungand 4 года назад +1

      and john lennon's

    • @thatguysson8241
      @thatguysson8241 4 года назад +1

      Nah, Keith Richards

    • @LifeLifemoreAbundantly
      @LifeLifemoreAbundantly 4 года назад

      Blues? Well, I don't think the devil cared for Blind WIllie Johnson's music and lyrics ...way before Robert Johnson btw.

    • @Uncle_Dolphin
      @Uncle_Dolphin 4 года назад

      GojirA underrated comment

  • @carminederosa2824
    @carminederosa2824 2 года назад +114

    Imagine Satan singing:"I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie Wooorld"

  • @tasteless7795
    @tasteless7795 4 года назад +2078

    *This is what people think when you mention Led Zeppelin*

    • @CaseyB8783
      @CaseyB8783 4 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 4 года назад +41

      Yup. And, of course, Judas Priest, who don't actually play satanic music at all.

    • @mikeahern4642
      @mikeahern4642 4 года назад +84

      Or just anything with a guitar

    • @powerfuld17
      @powerfuld17 4 года назад +3

      tru

    • @ashentwo1478
      @ashentwo1478 4 года назад +22

      @@mikeahern4642basically just anything with actual music in it

  • @mateoalpert625
    @mateoalpert625 3 года назад +767

    What pop people think Metallica sounds like 😆

    • @loganfaulk8120
      @loganfaulk8120 3 года назад +7

      Most likely lol

    • @scoupstastuwu
      @scoupstastuwu 3 года назад +20

      What do you mean This is exactly what Metallica sounds like 🤨🤨🤨
      ....I'm joking please don't take this serious 😭😭

    • @septimussilva2005
      @septimussilva2005 3 года назад +39

      @@scoupstastuwu For these bands, Metallica sounds like pop...

    • @scoupstastuwu
      @scoupstastuwu 3 года назад +3

      @@septimussilva2005 lmao 😭

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 года назад +7

      by 1996 most people who listened to pop started liking Metallica,

  • @jameshowlett8050
    @jameshowlett8050 3 года назад +1893

    All their satanist quotes sound like a teen trying to convince other adults in the room they are edgy af 😂

    • @brittanyburnturner8282
      @brittanyburnturner8282 3 года назад +42

      Ikr that’s exactly what I thought 😭

    • @kountblasphemie666
      @kountblasphemie666 3 года назад +26

      Well Anton Lavey did the same thing for decades well into his 50s..like for example
      "If your gonna sin, be the best sinner on the block" Lavey was no fool, I like philosophy, but he was edgy. Do as thy will, Hail thyself, Ave Satanas

    • @JackieChan-ty7hb
      @JackieChan-ty7hb 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluedeep4766
      @bluedeep4766 2 года назад +1

      🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

    • @kadekyudhistiras
      @kadekyudhistiras 2 года назад

      Well said form Mr. Wolverine

  • @garybobst9107
    @garybobst9107 Год назад +19

    Wait until they find out the Devil's into 'light jazz' and 'adult contemporary' music, and the angels LOVE death metal....

  • @invhertz9
    @invhertz9 4 года назад +103

    Did the person filming the “Mayhem” part bring a microwave to the concert?

    • @adelineinactivity
      @adelineinactivity 4 года назад +4

      Very old video

    • @yonee1984
      @yonee1984 4 года назад +31

      It's a video from 1988, filmed on Vhs. And it's not a concert, it's just a rehearsal. Aslo Euronymous was not a legit satanist. He just wanted to scare the media and draw some attention.

    • @Edelgul1717
      @Edelgul1717 3 года назад +2

      Euronimous was murdered in 1993 by his fellow black metalist Kristian Vikernes. Also before the murser the band was pretty much unknown undergroud. You don't have many recordings of that period in general. Phones with cameras did not exist at the time.

    • @GAM3R3D
      @GAM3R3D 3 года назад +3

      @@Edelgul1717 unknown? What the actual fuck. No they werent unknown. They were a well know band, yet it's true that this kind of stuff got them a huge attention - also they recorded one of the best black metal album of all time.

    • @Edelgul1717
      @Edelgul1717 3 года назад +2

      ​@@GAM3R3D What album are you talking about? Their first album was released in 1994 and their only EP published before 1994 had a circulation of 1000 copies.
      I woud say, that band got some attention after Dead's suicide and some attempts to draw attention to Helvete/scene, but that is that.

  • @krysiak1987
    @krysiak1987 6 лет назад +2933

    "If you are looking for satanism,you wont find it amongst kids with loud guitars. Its Haloween not satanism" - Alice Cooper

    • @user-wn8tp3tv8t
      @user-wn8tp3tv8t 6 лет назад +105

      krysiak1987 I fucking love Alice cooper

    • @Girlsplaybass
      @Girlsplaybass 6 лет назад +122

      krysiak1987 I adore Alice Cooper. The coolest Christian

    • @satan5197
      @satan5197 6 лет назад +16

      Indeed

    • @robertpreston2220
      @robertpreston2220 6 лет назад +61

      alice is a jesus loving poseur so how can anyone take him seriously either

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 6 лет назад +6

      krysiak1987 He nailed it.

  • @fjk1138
    @fjk1138 5 лет назад +1878

    Even Satan would say to these guys: "Seriously, I can't understand a goddamn thing you are saying".

    • @todensarg
      @todensarg 4 года назад +21

      @Chuani Ralte *pentagram

    • @drtruthseeker8400
      @drtruthseeker8400 4 года назад +5

      @Satan The god of this world So what's your problem with Christianity?

    • @veetiviinikka9430
      @veetiviinikka9430 4 года назад +32

      Satan checks his closet and under his bed to make sure that there is no black metal artists.

    • @martijnschut4209
      @martijnschut4209 4 года назад +1

      DR TRUTHSEEKER they’re complete and utter assholes!

    • @Hellenicheavymetal
      @Hellenicheavymetal 4 года назад +2

      But that music kicks ass so who gaf

  • @sonzai-coco
    @sonzai-coco 2 года назад +14

    Meanwhile Satan in hell : "Wish you a merry christmas and a happy new yearrrrr"

  • @burning_hd_billboard
    @burning_hd_billboard 3 года назад +883

    This is what elderly "Christian" people think when I say I love AC/DC....

    • @alkatraz706
      @alkatraz706 3 года назад +72

      most of the elderly people I know loves AC/DC... I mean it's their generation 😂

    • @colbo1001
      @colbo1001 3 года назад +6

      @@alkatraz706 hahaha
      For real

    • @lenalovesyou
      @lenalovesyou 2 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @calebcomrie7984
      @calebcomrie7984 2 года назад +11

      Old people love ACDC... That's why it's called dad rock

    • @XyonOfficial
      @XyonOfficial 2 года назад +1

      You also love AC/DC?

  • @aleksabogicevic5801
    @aleksabogicevic5801 4 года назад +930

    meanwhile in hell:
    Go Shorty, it's your birthday
    We gon' party like it's your birthday
    And we gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday

    • @sarangemmanuel
      @sarangemmanuel 4 года назад +1

      poda myre

    • @YoursEteranally
      @YoursEteranally 3 года назад +37

      YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE CLUB. BOTTLES FULL OF BUB

    • @mad4837
      @mad4837 3 года назад +1

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @zacharyzwahr4256
      @zacharyzwahr4256 3 года назад +2

      That's Houston Tx's 50 Cent he ain't Dead! XD Thought it's funny

    • @sadwookie11
      @sadwookie11 3 года назад +3

      Birfday

  • @czapalac14
    @czapalac14 7 лет назад +453

    Number 1
    Lil Wayne playing the guitar

    • @endremains1242
      @endremains1242 7 лет назад +5

      An odd box Justin bieber onstage stripping 😂😂😂

    • @satesup4353
      @satesup4353 7 лет назад +2

      ..that is a pure legit of satan tortured people in hell... . XD

    • @paranoid5881
      @paranoid5881 6 лет назад +1

      New age R&B has more satanic symbolism then the darkest Metal Bands combined. Just look at Travis Scott's "Goosbumps" music video! ruclips.net/video/Dst9gZkq1a8/видео.html

    • @salatieljyrustumanan4929
      @salatieljyrustumanan4929 6 лет назад +3

      Even Black Metal bands will scream: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

  • @hunter5RB
    @hunter5RB 2 года назад +29

    my dad was an engineer on the album “dechristianize” by vital remains, still scares me to this day because that album is the most satanic thing i’ve heard in my life.

  • @iamnitrox
    @iamnitrox 8 лет назад +2205

    I'm just a neutral, inoffensive, respectful comment. don't mind me. keep scrolling.

    • @bryantb4833
      @bryantb4833 8 лет назад +35

      Whip me with an extension cord.

    • @dr.pepperr1409
      @dr.pepperr1409 8 лет назад +7

      Dr.Pepper

    • @wyattlamore4088
      @wyattlamore4088 8 лет назад +2

      +daniel borrego no sir. bud light

    • @brotherdon6439
      @brotherdon6439 8 лет назад +2

      +Wyatt Lamore horse piss??

    • @jazzie634
      @jazzie634 8 лет назад +15

      How dare you! Do you have any idea how offensive you're being?!

  • @travisthompson8457
    @travisthompson8457 5 лет назад +1947

    What if Satan listened to country songs and god was a metal head

    • @chadshamblin3539
      @chadshamblin3539 5 лет назад +73

      That would make more sense!

    • @TJV83
      @TJV83 5 лет назад +40

      Travis Thompson Satan likes Garth Brooks and George Jones more than black and death metal.
      “I’ve got friends in LOW places” was a dead giveaway.

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 5 лет назад +21

      That would be cool
      if i get to heaven someday ill ask him lol

    • @Nobody-qg1kc
      @Nobody-qg1kc 5 лет назад +43

      Ü L T R Æ V Ï Œ L Ë T "On this rock I will build my Church." - Rocks evolve into metal: The Church is metal confirmed.

    • @Nobody-qg1kc
      @Nobody-qg1kc 5 лет назад +1

      Lordian Guard

  • @guyalmighty1
    @guyalmighty1 4 года назад +642

    Should be called "10 bands that need more cow bell"

  • @ragdadsolby267
    @ragdadsolby267 3 года назад +101

    Satanic or not, Dissection is too damn good

  • @crazyandbeautiful
    @crazyandbeautiful 5 лет назад +2395

    *Meanwhile in Hell:*
    Satan: "Baby, baby, baby oooh..."

    • @tucks420
      @tucks420 4 года назад +40

      @@Kasperjost no it's just Justin Bieber's song moron

    • @leilamia9930
      @leilamia9930 4 года назад +5

      ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ʟɪsᴛɪᴄ
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @babymetalenjoyer
      @babymetalenjoyer 4 года назад +11

      @@tucks420 ummmmmmm u just insulted Satan

    • @Amangiechsin
      @Amangiechsin 4 года назад +9

      oh man I can't believe you made a baby joke in 2019! you, my friend, win the internet!

    • @pimee2528
      @pimee2528 4 года назад +1

      @@Kasperjost :DDD

  • @Amp661
    @Amp661 6 лет назад +54

    thank you for going STRAIGHT to the list of bands and showing their quotes instead of pointless talk and other stupid time wasting things. quick and to the point.

  • @gunscotthdgaming69420
    @gunscotthdgaming69420 5 лет назад +3571

    Satan: *Sorry but I only listen to kpop*

    • @watwrongwichu2578
      @watwrongwichu2578 5 лет назад +141

      Well time to kill Satan if that's true

    • @jerryqueer
      @jerryqueer 5 лет назад +13

      I LAUGHED

    • @chlorine4470
      @chlorine4470 5 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @pavelm.gonzalez8608
      @pavelm.gonzalez8608 5 лет назад +20

      Satan only listen to Reggaeton and Trap!!! 🍑😈

    • @dependencyonlove8751
      @dependencyonlove8751 5 лет назад +9

      Nah Nah Nah, Satan doesn't listen to music but he does use it to inflict pain on people. Satan uses *Linkin Park's A Thousand Suns* played on constant repeat for all eternity to torture his victims.

  • @Miamiflow885
    @Miamiflow885 2 года назад +9

    1:41 Cookie Monster goes metal

    • @diddler0467
      @diddler0467 Год назад

      @vikernes dude pls stfu youre everywhere bot ahh

    • @lilcrowchild
      @lilcrowchild 7 месяцев назад

      This is what happens when he runs out of cookies to eat

  • @fvneral666
    @fvneral666 5 лет назад +290

    Well, according to music history, Jazz is the first style that was considered "The Devil´s music" :o

    • @PriyankaDas-fe6hm
      @PriyankaDas-fe6hm 4 года назад

      How? But I like jazz. 😢

    • @radioactivedragonite2420
      @radioactivedragonite2420 4 года назад +21

      Some people thougjt vivaldi's 21 caprices were satanic so i mean

    • @annettespradlin4945
      @annettespradlin4945 2 года назад +15

      According to some, classical violinist Paganini sold his soul. The genre doesn't matter. What matters is the intent of the person making the music.

    • @roombarenegade6318
      @roombarenegade6318 2 года назад +8

      Back in the day people thought tritones were satanic.

    • @ejokurirulezz
      @ejokurirulezz 2 года назад +2

      jazz or blues?

  • @MasterNcognito
    @MasterNcognito 8 лет назад +2533

    Am I the only one who was expecting "legitimately satanic acts" to mean live human and animal sacrifices and occult rituals to summon the devil?

    • @Jeudaos
      @Jeudaos 8 лет назад +135

      I was expecting much more than random live perfomances with random quotes from band members over top of them. LMFAO, stupid.

    • @CeccatelliValentina
      @CeccatelliValentina 8 лет назад +179

      well, actually real satanism is about free will, one self indulgence, individualism, intelligence, power and respect...i don't see where human and animal sacrifices may fit

    • @alancraighead3891
      @alancraighead3891 8 лет назад +21

      Dissection definitely.

    • @donnybereznak5926
      @donnybereznak5926 8 лет назад +38

      Yes the only reason it is called Satanism is its direct conflicts of Christianity morally, and kind of snubbed their nose at Christians. One that worships Lucifer the fallen angel would have to accept that Jesus Christ was the Chosen Son of God that was sent down to Earth with God's soul but mans Spirit to save all that accept him from eternal damnation. They just don't accept him, but place their role to serve God by doing Lucifer's bidding.

    • @mifegreen5960
      @mifegreen5960 8 лет назад

      Exactly

  • @GC0077
    @GC0077 5 лет назад +242

    And meanwhile, he's probably laughing at and ridiculing them for thinking they know or understand what he is.

    • @gennymikel4296
      @gennymikel4296 5 лет назад +36

      Yeah, think about it. these slugs put on gore makup, their vocals sound like their throats have been crushed and they swear their religious loyalties to a guy called a murderer and father of lies. What is the desired outcome? Go to hell and party? "Hey yeah, dudes, Satan here, um thanx for the publicity. Hey we got beer and broads, and my minion got some cocaine, hep yuhselves."

    • @GC0077
      @GC0077 5 лет назад +26

      @@DW133_ of course he is...and he's got a receipt for all of these morons. They don't know what they're fking with.

    • @kaineobrien970
      @kaineobrien970 5 лет назад +29

      I don't think most religious people understand what god is....He's a murderer and worse then Satan ever was. I don't believe that either actually exist but if we want to get technical on the mythology then God was definitely the worse out of the two

    • @xexun0010
      @xexun0010 5 лет назад +36

      @@gennymikel4296 wow that was very christian of you, god must love you very much

    • @gennymikel4296
      @gennymikel4296 5 лет назад +9

      @@xexun0010 What do you expect? Should I compliment someone like that. Oh, so sorry you dont approve.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 2 года назад +7

    Timmy's Mom: What band are you going to see tonight Timmy?
    Timmy: Here's a clip of them...

  • @christian2994
    @christian2994 7 лет назад +585

    This shit is too weak for me. My mom yelling at me is more brutal than this.

    • @adsepulcrum3392
      @adsepulcrum3392 7 лет назад +14

      *currently laughing at this*

    • @danielalvarado8933
      @danielalvarado8933 7 лет назад +12

      Unstable Lunatik question....is she spanish cause if not you haven't heard anything yet.

    • @Retf-d3p
      @Retf-d3p 7 лет назад +1

      Unstable Lunatik watch on RUclips the 14 rites of satan Marilyn Manson

    • @heatherm.2992
      @heatherm.2992 7 лет назад +1

      Unstable Lunatik lmfao 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @zinedinezidane7460
      @zinedinezidane7460 7 лет назад

      nobody cares about your crappy rites.

  • @bean1002
    @bean1002 6 лет назад +642

    What if Satan likes kpop? These bands would all be disappointments

    • @andrzejsielaszuk5502
      @andrzejsielaszuk5502 6 лет назад +56

      i think not even satan himself could stand this

    • @잭-p3d
      @잭-p3d 5 лет назад

      ㅇㅁㅇ

    • @baldkiwi444
      @baldkiwi444 5 лет назад +12

      why did you mention kpop here

    • @BauhausBarbie
      @BauhausBarbie 5 лет назад

      Ahahahahaha

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 лет назад +25

      Well Kpop sounds like it's from hell so you might not be wrong with that

  • @Voicecolors
    @Voicecolors 8 лет назад +310

    Worship the devil is a very childish way to be rebel. It´s like when you´re 5 and you wanna run away from home hiding in the backyard

    • @jdzilla99
      @jdzilla99 8 лет назад +8

      There's more to it than just being a rebel, it's a religion.

    • @Voicecolors
      @Voicecolors 8 лет назад +32

      Astral Emperor Yeah, that´s my point. It´s a religion therefore childish

    • @Ace-zp7yy
      @Ace-zp7yy 8 лет назад +6

      +Voicecolors agreed but I find laveyan satanism to be more childish then actual satanism because they literally try to act like they're hardcore and shit when they're literally a bunch of wannabes theistic satanists even hate them.

    • @tommythecat7752
      @tommythecat7752 8 лет назад

      More like having a system of beliefs that in many ways contradict Christianity

    • @tommythecat7752
      @tommythecat7752 8 лет назад +16

      Laveyan Satanism isn't about being hardcore, it's about worshipping no one other than yourself, indulging in your base desires and instincts, and giving respect only to people who deserve it. There are other things but I don't have all day

  • @josephshaw9232
    @josephshaw9232 2 года назад +10

    Satan: "This music sucks."

  • @TheMathPipe
    @TheMathPipe 8 лет назад +1637

    and here i thought satan listened to pop music..

    • @captofthecrunch1942
      @captofthecrunch1942 8 лет назад +50

      Now that's where you are confused. Satan himself DOES listen to pop music. But his followers realized that pop music is terrible,talent-less (for the most part) and not Satan enough for them. So....
      They made Black Metal.
      And a select few non-Black Metal Metal bands

    • @gooddaysir8273
      @gooddaysir8273 7 лет назад +14

      He makes it, Justin's Bieber anyone?

    • @earp1673
      @earp1673 7 лет назад +35

      Actually fun fact -- he's big into polka. Oh and the Carpenters, but you'll never get the big softie to admit it

    • @metalheadfreakingfantastic4578
      @metalheadfreakingfantastic4578 7 лет назад +14

      TheMathPipe pop is the devil music

    • @satan1256
      @satan1256 7 лет назад +41

      I do.

  • @ferdinandpitre456
    @ferdinandpitre456 3 года назад +267

    Imagine if Satan is an emo

    • @stringtube8760
      @stringtube8760 3 года назад +51

      G note: *Exist*
      Satan: When I was a young boy...

    • @Aftonsbunnyxx
      @Aftonsbunnyxx 3 года назад +1

      😅😅😅😅

    • @lil_pan46
      @lil_pan46 3 года назад +8

      Probably why he was so rebellious. Yahweh will never understand him

    • @iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091
      @iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091 3 года назад +8

      @@stringtube8760 my father threw me into the earth to be the king of hell

    • @cyanide_lollipop3264
      @cyanide_lollipop3264 3 года назад +4

      How dare you insult poor Satan like that! Give the old dude a little more credit, daaang. 🤘😬

  • @ReverendBenzo
    @ReverendBenzo 8 лет назад +325

    Do a Top Ten Amish bands list!

    • @whatthefuckdidyousay1957
      @whatthefuckdidyousay1957 8 лет назад +6

      Reverend Benzo but there would be no electric guitar

    • @magemeatloaf
      @magemeatloaf 8 лет назад +3

      +What the Fuck Did you Say ? And that means there are no bands without electric guitars..?

    • @rossh2111
      @rossh2111 7 лет назад +9

      Years ago there was a band playing at a car show I went to called the Electric Amish.
      Had a bicycle hooked up to a generator so they could play.
      Was a prop of course because right in the middle of a song the guy from the audience that was on the bike got tired and stopped. They noticed and got real confused when everything still had power lol.
      There was some joke that stuck with me from their set where one guy asked one of the others something like...
      "What does it take to satisfy your wife? 8 Mennonite!"
      lol

    • @RogerRabbitt
      @RogerRabbitt 7 лет назад +5

      Reverend Benzo but they can't use modern technology

    • @ericoleal5182
      @ericoleal5182 7 лет назад

      Reverend Benzo LOL

  • @phantom2679
    @phantom2679 2 года назад +10

    Mayham is actually pretty scary

    • @tetornow
      @tetornow 3 месяца назад

      Notice the quote from Euronymous. He believed in the devil. They may have used Satanic imagery to sell their music. I do not believe that any one of them were dedicated Satanists.

  • @dudley0826
    @dudley0826 4 года назад +355

    I call B.S. on this list. Most BM bands are either
    A) anti-Abrahamic, meaning they dont believe in God or the devil. They want the old Norse religions back.
    B) prob. more common it's an act to gain fans.

    • @NA-xg1ji
      @NA-xg1ji 4 года назад +50

      Many BM bands are ant-Abrahamic like you say, but many of the bands on this list really are practicing Satanists. For example, the singer for Dissection committed suicide as a part of a Satanic ritual he was doing. He was the member of a group called The Temple of the Black Light.

    • @mentealienari7293
      @mentealienari7293 4 года назад +16

      There is no Black Metal without Satan. If your band wants the old norse religion back, then it may be inspired by Black Metal, but is actually Pagan Metal.

    • @PriyankaDas-fe6hm
      @PriyankaDas-fe6hm 4 года назад +2

      @@mentealienari7293 So Bathory was Satanic, huh?

    • @michaelbrissette4487
      @michaelbrissette4487 4 года назад +30

      @@mentealienari7293 dude, black metal has its roots in Norse paganism. Look at Mayhem and Burzum.

    • @dubiousdevil9572
      @dubiousdevil9572 3 года назад +4

      Bruh, Jon, the leader of Dissection killed himself in a satanic ritual sacrifice. Stfu.

  • @tunechieee.pt2
    @tunechieee.pt2 7 лет назад +83

    i came from a baking video and what the fuck am i doing here

    • @JRSRLN
      @JRSRLN 7 лет назад +4

      Satan loves cake.

    • @nurimanemir6633
      @nurimanemir6633 7 лет назад

      satan loves you (?) hahahahaha

    • @angelas349
      @angelas349 7 лет назад +4

      Yang Qt 🤣
      Hahaa.
      I think someone had the oven WAY too hot!

    • @lastotallyawesome7830
      @lastotallyawesome7830 7 лет назад +2

      Those must've been some "rockin" pastries

    • @terrencemichael2012
      @terrencemichael2012 7 лет назад

      Lol.. RUclips... Takes you to places you never thought you'd ever go. That's funny

  • @stanleycopper1167
    @stanleycopper1167 3 года назад +762

    Nergal: “I am so evil. Nobody like me.”
    Also Nergal: **does yoga**

    • @anggiyanuariska695
      @anggiyanuariska695 3 года назад +9

      *no body likes me

    • @8523wsxc
      @8523wsxc 3 года назад +7

      As did Crowley, you fucking clueless dork.

    • @GWh135
      @GWh135 2 года назад +24

      Satanists are often some of the most normal of people. Many have just had their eyes opened.

    • @vsmolvmetal6565
      @vsmolvmetal6565 2 года назад +9

      @@8523wsxc damn bro who hurt you?

    • @8523wsxc
      @8523wsxc 2 года назад

      @@vsmolvmetal6565 This guy's arrogant stupidity.

  • @davidglickstein5169
    @davidglickstein5169 3 года назад +2

    So, Satan is responsible for giving them a noise like diarrhea?!

  • @shamilaniff
    @shamilaniff 4 года назад +2072

    The guy who writes the lyrics in these bands has the easiest job.

    • @newskin9234
      @newskin9234 4 года назад +296

      Lmao, indeed. "UAAAAAARRGGHHHH SATAN, HAIL, EDGE GRRROOOOOORRRRR"

    • @yusufevren2788
      @yusufevren2788 4 года назад +224

      very deep meaningful lyrics can be found in black metal

    • @newskin9234
      @newskin9234 4 года назад +110

      @@yusufevren2788 indeed, but what's the point if you can barely understand it? I don't get deep thoughts out of what I hear as mostly undecipherable shrieking.

    • @yusufevren2788
      @yusufevren2788 4 года назад +72

      NewSkin i see your point but it is the aesthetic of the music without that harsh vocals black metal wouldnt be what it is

    • @crando6274
      @crando6274 4 года назад +82

      NewSkin the point is to look deeper into it. the genre as a whole keeps out anyone who doesn’t care to learn more. plus when you listen long enough it becomes pretty easy to understand

  • @sle2470
    @sle2470 5 лет назад +243

    Satan: "I can't understand WTF they're saying!"

    • @MwZ0D7
      @MwZ0D7 4 года назад +1

      Idk how it's just playboi with too much testosterone

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 4 года назад +4

      But it's fluent Satanese

    • @Aa-bp7hc
      @Aa-bp7hc 4 года назад +1

      Even the satan(Cursed) himself cant figure out what they are saying

  • @Electr1cW1tch
    @Electr1cW1tch 3 года назад +73

    Dang that video of mayhem was definitely recorded on a thermometer

    • @colbo1001
      @colbo1001 3 года назад +4

      Hahahaha you had me laughing for a good 10 minutes with that

    • @xslamdroidx
      @xslamdroidx Год назад

      Yes, but it was a thermometer stuck in Satan's rectum. Think about it.

    • @emogoesboom
      @emogoesboom Год назад

      I'm sorry I can't stop laughing

  • @moisesfunes24
    @moisesfunes24 2 года назад +3

    the most ironic thing is that if you believe in the devil means that you acknowledge there is a god...

    • @PJPsounds
      @PJPsounds 8 месяцев назад

      I think Danzig said these words few decades ago.

    • @mockupguy3577
      @mockupguy3577 2 месяца назад

      Why is that ironic?

  • @boopah4365
    @boopah4365 4 года назад +92

    Satan: " man I get ONE type of music and you can't understand a single word in any of em!"

    • @meekrob
      @meekrob 3 года назад +5

      "And why do they think I want singers that sound like Cookie Monster?"

    • @boopah4365
      @boopah4365 3 года назад +1

      @@meekrob exactly.

    • @supershyguy1680
      @supershyguy1680 3 года назад +1

      @@meekrob That's more death metal amd even then only a tiny portion of every single death metal bands are actually satanic, it's more just black metal

    • @BadEconomyOfficial
      @BadEconomyOfficial 3 года назад

      You’re referring to Pop

  • @Zeew707
    @Zeew707 7 лет назад +705

    legitimately satanic? some of these musicians literally admitted that they're atheists or pagans... the whole satanic thing is just a gimmick dude

    • @charlieburgess2353
      @charlieburgess2353 7 лет назад +4

      Ze W which ones just curious

    • @adambrook6322
      @adambrook6322 7 лет назад +54

      I read an article with Deicide's Glen Benton some years ago and he said something to the effect that the whole grrrrrr Sataaannn getup wasn't sincere in its pursuit of satanism as a spirituality, but was instead there to signify their detestation of Christianity, and really they're just atheists and anti-religion in general

    • @luziver5998
      @luziver5998 6 лет назад +17

      well satanism is like a mix atheism and organized religion it has the same setup as a religion but has no deities only symbols

    • @r12k1abdullaah7
      @r12k1abdullaah7 6 лет назад +5

      Materialistic actually.....it is just money....

    • @BlueCrystal1996R
      @BlueCrystal1996R 6 лет назад +18

      At the origin (with Mayhem), it was really satanic. Some pretty fucked up shit happened back then. But now, it feels more like everyone is trying to copy what Mayhem did, and it just doesn't feel right, totally false and faked

  • @FlamesGay
    @FlamesGay 4 года назад +97

    Satan: *I see you have mistaken my taste in music, well I actually listen to slow jazz, kinda a romantic twist*

    • @joaonunes7783
      @joaonunes7783 4 года назад

      What if he thinks Holdsworth was the sh#t?

  • @Bl00DmixedWithPoison
    @Bl00DmixedWithPoison Год назад +4

    i always thought satan was a classical guitar/ spanish guitar type of deity

  • @Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo
    @Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo 6 лет назад +623

    It’s funny because Nergal is one of the nicest people

    • @tenjebanygogletosuka
      @tenjebanygogletosuka 5 лет назад +66

      As he claimed, he is an atheist.

    • @diamondjoe100
      @diamondjoe100 5 лет назад +81

      You can be a satanist & still be the nicest kindest person on the planet. It's all about nature.

    • @JacksonRiddle90
      @JacksonRiddle90 5 лет назад +37

      Satanist arent always evil human beings (not saying all are not)

    • @goblinbread954
      @goblinbread954 5 лет назад +23

      satanism i actually more often linked with atheism than any sort of worship

    • @ronnierhodes2800
      @ronnierhodes2800 5 лет назад +20

      Gavin Blackshear so is Satan. Nobody would want anything to do with him if he presented himself in his true form. He’s a master deceiver. .

  • @dlawlis
    @dlawlis 4 года назад +333

    I once had a terrifying vision of Hell back in the 1980s that will haunt me till the day I die. A radio station I was listening to messed up and played We Built This City twice in a row.

    • @clarissaoosthuizen1762
      @clarissaoosthuizen1762 4 года назад +36

      i could be worse it Could have played Cardi B or Justin bieber

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 4 года назад +39

      @@clarissaoosthuizen1762
      Get outta here with your basic “pop bad” jokes, they’re so cliché now

    • @danielmejia142
      @danielmejia142 3 года назад +4

      @@clarissaoosthuizen1762 what’s wrong w pop?

    • @honeyjam3238
      @honeyjam3238 3 года назад

      what did the vision look like?

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 3 года назад +3

      @@danielmejia142 Pop bad

  • @juju-mh7jy
    @juju-mh7jy 4 года назад +683

    meanwhile, in the depths of hell:
    satan: im in love with marijuana, makes me feel just like an iguana...

  • @chrishall8630
    @chrishall8630 2 года назад +4

    Everyone knows Satan likes experimental jazz.

  • @Skyliner849
    @Skyliner849 7 лет назад +316

    People say that if you go in midnight in front of a mirror and say "Satan is my god" your mom will appear and punch you in da face

    • @fuccajob-nateondatrack-2284
      @fuccajob-nateondatrack-2284 7 лет назад +1

      Skyliner849 😂😂😂😂

    • @shaneb.9458
      @shaneb.9458 7 лет назад +1

      Skyliner849 that's great!! And so true!! LoL!!

    • @angelas349
      @angelas349 7 лет назад

      🤣

    • @angelas349
      @angelas349 7 лет назад +1

      Skyliner849 I’m laughing because I’M the Mom now and true it is! 🤣

    • @sugondees899
      @sugondees899 7 лет назад +8

      I will never betray my lord and savior jesus christ

  • @jeffreyshows3277
    @jeffreyshows3277 4 года назад +293

    Meanwhile in Hell
    Satan: Look at this Photograph! Everytime it makes me laugh

    • @Aftonsbunnyxx
      @Aftonsbunnyxx 3 года назад +12

      Omg...imagine if the devil listens to one direction

    • @Sklibbus
      @Sklibbus 3 года назад +5

      @@Aftonsbunnyxx he listens to bts

    • @Aftonsbunnyxx
      @Aftonsbunnyxx 3 года назад

      @@Sklibbus 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @satanthesickcunt
      @satanthesickcunt 3 года назад +6

      Don't associate me with that band. They're a good method for torture though

    • @jeffreyshows3277
      @jeffreyshows3277 3 года назад

      Sorry Mr. Satan please don't banish my soul to the shadow realm 😭😰

  • @connorferrand527
    @connorferrand527 8 лет назад +569

    Behemoth and Gorgoroth are on a whole other a level. That music sounds really, really evil. More so than all the rest.

    • @raptuous
      @raptuous 8 лет назад +36

      I saw Dissection live right before he went to jail, I've seen dozens of BM and Death Metal bands over the years but I legitimately thought when Jon screamed at the crowed - This isn't an act, this guy is real. Intense, fucked up, ready to kill without hesitation, whatever.

    • @doomslayer4433
      @doomslayer4433 8 лет назад +117

      But behemoth aren't really like fucked up in real life like how on the other hand mayhem and gorgoroth are all full of psychopaths

    • @TheRandomshite123
      @TheRandomshite123 8 лет назад +4

      Connor Ferrand i doubt nergal is truly a satanist, he wouldn't have got on polish tv if he was

    • @codeblack9407
      @codeblack9407 7 лет назад +3

      Connor Ferrand they legit scares tf out of me

    • @Luke_totally_luke
      @Luke_totally_luke 7 лет назад +39

      TheRandomshite123 I tend to Agree. I feel like Behemoth is Satanic for the artistic purpose. I like their music.

  • @turbomoisty
    @turbomoisty 3 года назад +6

    To me a lot of people label mayhem as “satanic” and I’m pretty sure the only reason why was because of Euronymous. Nowadays I don’t think the band is satanic anymore. But I could be wrong. If I am please let me know

    • @Icouldcareless9000
      @Icouldcareless9000 Год назад

      Bruh they literally have upside down crosses in there logo

    • @turbomoisty
      @turbomoisty Год назад

      @@Icouldcareless9000 okay and your point is?

    • @burgerboi14_v24
      @burgerboi14_v24 8 месяцев назад

      They are most definitely satanic literally Google “that one mayhem album cover” and you’ll see what I mean

    • @tetornow
      @tetornow 3 месяца назад

      @@Icouldcareless9000, just to use the imagery to sell albums. None of them were real Satanists.

  • @RandyKing314
    @RandyKing314 3 года назад +30

    Glad to see Ringo Starr has sharpened his black metal vocal skills 3:20

  • @cloggedopossum4188
    @cloggedopossum4188 8 лет назад +142

    not a fan really of black metal vocals, but the music, especially in black symphonic metal, is amazing

    • @HDvideoedit
      @HDvideoedit 8 лет назад +1

      yes sir

    • @juan4realz942
      @juan4realz942 8 лет назад +4

      Hes "not a fan of the vocals" lmao.

    • @WolfieboyMachi
      @WolfieboyMachi 8 лет назад +1

      Here, have some instrumental symphonic black metal. :)
      ruclips.net/video/gX2ZLbK54ac/видео.html

    • @sksk6265
      @sksk6265 8 лет назад +1

      come on man, that's what black metal is all about, the growling the deep vocals that's the damn best part in my opinion of black metal >< \m/

    • @adr.marius5636
      @adr.marius5636 8 лет назад +9

      "the growling the deep vocals" are for death metal , black metal has shrieked vocals

  • @mbsdx
    @mbsdx 7 лет назад +58

    I would honestly picture Satan listening to Mozart...

    • @flasrf
      @flasrf 7 лет назад +2

      I was thinking the overture of 1812

    • @knightartorias5182
      @knightartorias5182 6 лет назад +2

      Well he did inspire Tartini to write one of the lovliest violin pieces in music history.

    • @paranoid5881
      @paranoid5881 6 лет назад +3

      Its said that "the Devil's Trill Sonata by Giuseppe Tartini" Was written as Tartini was possessed in 1799.

    • @paranoid5881
      @paranoid5881 6 лет назад

      yep thats true

  • @R2TheM
    @R2TheM 2 года назад +2

    The irony about satanists is that to believe Satan is real is to acknowledge that god is also real.
    Both are just fictional characters from
    A book 🙈

  • @theheelsynergy
    @theheelsynergy 3 года назад +42

    This entire video is what people think when I say I love metal.

  • @xablas1128
    @xablas1128 3 года назад +56

    how my classmates think i act after i tell them i like metal 😂

  • @GrayWoIf
    @GrayWoIf 8 лет назад +102

    These guys are satanists? So they like pray to King Diamond?

    • @GLOCK-ot8sf
      @GLOCK-ot8sf 8 лет назад +10

      No. That would be a King Diamondist hail King Diamond

    • @GLOCK-ot8sf
      @GLOCK-ot8sf 8 лет назад +1

      Euronymous 90 mercyful fate is good, the vocals can be bad sometimes but Melissa is a great album.

    • @zameion90
      @zameion90 8 лет назад

      ***** wow...u really just said fuck boy....if this was about a rapper id understand. But fuckboy. Why dont u just spell boy will a i and say yo afterwords. and too bad varg didnt idk LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE FUCKING GUITAR before he killed the godfather of the black metal riff. Dont get all butt hurt that i talked shit about your girlfriend XD

    • @zameion90
      @zameion90 8 лет назад

      ***** HAHAHAHA 1. Like i really give a fuck who u like more and if u like who i like 2. If varg was soo much better how come he was the only person in shitty burzum and why did he use euros record label, lol 3. If varg was so great, why did he get caught. 4. if euronymous didnt pioneer the basic black metal ominous way of playing the "necro" sound why have i seen guys from darkthrone AND varg himself say that euronymous did it. 5. if varg was so much better, why does he always talk mess about sumone that is already dead, does he really feel the need to prove he is better than sumone who is really dead? funny how the only one thats in competition is always the one thats sucks dick. 6. WHO THE FUCK EVEN TRIED TO STEAL KING DIAMONDS WAY OF SINGING.
      Basicly just go get sum fuckin pussy and stop worrying about who other people like. Diamond is a fuckin pussy and burzum couldnt get people to join if he tried, his music is the same shit over and over for like 10 min. Mayhem rules, Dead necro and euronymous are fucking gods in black metal. i dont even think u can call Mercyful fate fuckin black metal at all. sounds more like iron fucking maiden too me. Bt i know ur type, ur gonna be up all night just waiting for me to send another one. Unlike you i have a fucking life, and whats that thing that would shut you up....oh yea PUSSY that i need to get into. so LATER go find sumone els to fuckin cry too about who u do and dont like. hahaha fucking king diamond what a fucking joke AYYYYYYY YAAA YAAA < like every fucking song of his hahahaha faggyest shit ever

    • @zameion90
      @zameion90 8 лет назад

      ***** here if this makes u feel better and does not remind u that ur only action is Palmila Handerson
      i know ur type, ur gonna be up all night just waiting for me to send another one. Unlike you i have a fucking life, and whats that thing that would shut you up? OBVIOUSLY NOTHING

  • @claudevieaul1465
    @claudevieaul1465 2 года назад +24

    Funniest thing ever happen to me was in college, early eighties.
    I went to a christian school, and some teachers were telling us about 'satanic' bands like The Beatles and Iron Maiden, because played backwards you might hear something you weren't supposed to.
    At the same time I sat in class with my jacket full of Venom and Slayer patches.
    I pointed out that you could just play their albums normally.
    They never believed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘
    (still got that jacket though!!)

    • @GoodFellasPizza08
      @GoodFellasPizza08 2 года назад +1

      Lmao if they think the beatles and iron maiden are "satanic" then wait until they hear any of the band in this video🤣

    • @justforplaylists6375
      @justforplaylists6375 2 года назад

      As a Christian I find this absolutely hilarious! Personally, I don't even like worship music. I has to have that sense of brutality. Rock on man 🤘

    • @masonwoodstock
      @masonwoodstock Год назад

      "Christianity" in the 80s and before was based around random stuff Christians thought were evil that weren't even in the Bible. My dads a pastor and he told be horror stories of the stupid stuff he was told to do such as not going to stores because people could think you're buying alcohol and stuff. 80s Christians were just dumb people scared of the devil living in their utensil drawer or some shit

  • @jimimack7298
    @jimimack7298 5 лет назад +288

    I still think that being a "Legitimately Satanic Metal Band" just adds to their popularity. That's all. Money is still the "God" to these bands too.

    • @Deadhammer218
      @Deadhammer218 4 года назад +10

      Tell that to Fenriz, who is still a post office worker, and treats Darkthrone as his life's work. He said that he would be "rich bitch" if he accepted all concert offers etc.
      If Darkthrone were to play one concert tour that would set him up for life.
      Black metal started going mainstream when Varg started going to press as "Grief/Count Grishnack" and mouthing off about everything. Faust probably wouldn't have gotten to prison for that murder.

    • @manidehqan1664
      @manidehqan1664 4 года назад +4

      Gahl(former gorgoroth frontman)
      is not a sellout sometimes he let people to see his shows for free.dont get me wrong he cares about money but enough to pay for his bills and wine collection

    • @Gyro1Gearloose
      @Gyro1Gearloose 4 года назад +5

      I second that! I was watching the lords of chaos movie the other day and then I remembered that after all the edgy stuff in late 80s, they ended up performing in Dubai 2013.... that's not very underground....

    • @sorlid5072
      @sorlid5072 4 года назад +5

      The vocalist in the clip from mayhem had no money, and did it all to express his love for death. He later shot himself

    • @panameraboomin7925
      @panameraboomin7925 4 года назад +2

      Sorlid that’s probably why he’s one of the few from the scene that actually killed them selves. Seems like he meant every bit of his lyrics, every other band I guess only believes in those beliefs philosophically but not in practice.

  • @cesarestrada3619
    @cesarestrada3619 5 лет назад +619

    You forgot Nickelback they are my favorite Satanic band

  • @br4tz911
    @br4tz911 7 лет назад +425

    I was brought here by SpongeBob
    ... Damn that is confusing

    • @wordchaseralvaro
      @wordchaseralvaro 6 лет назад +2

      ayo isnt that jay_den_george? How the fuck did i get here

    • @generichipster1888
      @generichipster1888 6 лет назад

      jay_den_ george Instead of browsing youtube and commenting on random videos, go out and search for your missing father.

    • @br4tz911
      @br4tz911 6 лет назад

      Generic Hipster lol ok😂😁

    • @HeatherCoste
      @HeatherCoste 6 лет назад +1

      Maybe Satan likes spongebob?

    • @mattbrown8066
      @mattbrown8066 6 лет назад

      IcOnIc loser how

  • @KeremcanBuyuktaskin
    @KeremcanBuyuktaskin Год назад +2

    As a lifelong metalhead, I'm really sick of metal's stupid obsession with satan. Being a satanic band is not different from being a christian rock/metal band, they are both worshiping deities which doesn't exist. Venom did this as a shock value, it's unbelievable how many people took it literally and even committed murders in the name of satan. And there are other losers like that dude from Dissection, who committed suicide because of his belief in satanism. Luckily there were also sane people in extreme music, like Chuck Schuldiner the godfather of death metal, or bands like Carcass, who ridiculed bands obsessed with satan.

    • @newme1589
      @newme1589 6 месяцев назад +1

      Its not the same, culturally speaking religion (Christianity, Islam, etc) has a lot of impact (yes, including in Atheists) on people and cultures. Satanism, as a religion (whatever you want to call it) is just an edgy attempt at being contrarian.
      So if you believe these deities don't exist (i would probably insert myself on the group), that's fine, but saying Christian bands and Satanic bands (actually satanic) are the same, in my opinion is very simplistic and misses a lot of important points.
      But at the same time its natural for metal to have an obsession with Satan, metal is a contrarian genre of music, it's edgy ... And thats what Satanism is. Even if you hate God, if you know at least the basics about religion, you would never be actually Satanic.

    • @sonicandtoadettefan6523
      @sonicandtoadettefan6523 2 месяца назад +1

      I don't think all Christian rock or metal bands are extreme, but I mostly agree with u otherwise and I'm saying this as a christo-pagan gyal

  • @matiasalvarado8190
    @matiasalvarado8190 5 лет назад +331

    What I see is many people needing get a Shower😂

    • @sibylsaint
      @sibylsaint 5 лет назад +5

      They're up on stage. What do you fucking want? Everyone gets worked up during a show.

    • @Mazaalai.Kheshig
      @Mazaalai.Kheshig 5 лет назад +5

      @@sibylsaint Another millennial, I am one too but this guy has to he stupid. Probably listens to country, rap, or is a Christian. I'm Christian and this shit kicks man, but just ignore the uncultured.

    • @Spitson7771
      @Spitson7771 5 лет назад +5

      VersatileSamurai You should be sacrificed if you are a christian

    • @garglemypiss8022
      @garglemypiss8022 5 лет назад

      None Yobiz god of my shwety nutz

    • @hateddd5308
      @hateddd5308 5 лет назад

      None Yobiz lmao wtf

  • @jessicablack8265
    @jessicablack8265 6 лет назад +118

    I was clearing my throat throughout this entire video

    • @richardrichard1853
      @richardrichard1853 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @josesamson8603
      @josesamson8603 5 лет назад

      Good! Now you can swallow!

    • @jamesguy1030
      @jamesguy1030 5 лет назад

      Jessica Wright ~ Yeah,
      The Real Satanic Music industry is well documented in the amazing new documentary footage called =
      “Communism by the Back Door”
      New World Order
      The Satanic Music industry is covered at around about 42: minutes into the film footage.
      it’s a five hour & twenty minutes masterpiece and should be shown in our schools and colleges worldwide.
      Please watch it and share it with as many people as you can before it gets removed.
      Our Weapon is Truth !

  • @ScarecrowActual
    @ScarecrowActual 7 лет назад +21

    I love the guys at Loudwire, but I feel some of these quotes were taken to be said as legitimate statements, when they were really satirical, or mocking religion.

  • @Just_a_metal_head_
    @Just_a_metal_head_ 2 года назад +2

    Good to know which bands I gotta see live next

  • @broondjongen
    @broondjongen 6 лет назад +231

    What if Satan actually listens to Reggae and he hates Metal?

    • @Retf-d3p
      @Retf-d3p 6 лет назад +1

      watch all satanic metal bands vs pink floyd it s on youtube

    • @ginsuma1402
      @ginsuma1402 5 лет назад +2

      Makes since because people burn the devils lettuce while listening to Reggae

    • @meiermakesmusic
      @meiermakesmusic 5 лет назад +2

      snoop goaty goat

    • @cjthehaasman9954
      @cjthehaasman9954 5 лет назад +3

      @@ginsuma1402 its not Satan's lettuce, if anything its God's Spinach

    • @amarok1124
      @amarok1124 5 лет назад +1

      @@ginsuma1402 since or sense?

  • @dlkfilms2046
    @dlkfilms2046 7 лет назад +201

    The song names used in this video:
    Watain - Sworn To The Dark
    Behemoth - Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel
    Gorgoroth - Prosperity and Beauty
    Mayhem - Freezing Moon (its at 56:30 in the 1990/1988 Mayhem rehearsal video on RUclips)
    Deicide - Sacrificial Suicide
    Dark Funeral - Hail Murder
    Dissection - The Somberlain (the video used here is "Live at Wacken '97")
    Marduk - (Not sure)
    Ihsahn - The Paranoid
    Vital Remains - Dechristianize
    Feel free to comment the ones I'm not sure about everyone!

    • @mncdssctn9110
      @mncdssctn9110 7 лет назад +2

      DLK Films Mayhem - Freezing Moon, Watain - Sworn To The Dark, Dark Funeral - Hail Murder

    • @dlkfilms2046
      @dlkfilms2046 7 лет назад +1

      Thanks mate, I've updated the list.

    • @LordVeon
      @LordVeon 7 лет назад

      Ihsahn - The Paranoid

    • @dylanworth8806
      @dylanworth8806 7 лет назад +1

      DLK Films the deicide one is sacrificial suicide

    • @dlkfilms2046
      @dlkfilms2046 7 лет назад +1

      Dylan Worth Thanks! I've updated the list!

  • @NOWtheband
    @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +141

    I would be very interested in seeing a compilation or a list of Satanic non-metal/non-rock musicians.....

    • @NOWtheband
      @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +8

      @@gulbenr.altindal5381 - No, any musicians who are not in the metal or rock genres, such as electronic, avant-garde, opera, world, country, etc. (whether mainstream or not)
      Anything that isn't rock-based.
      Know any?
      I know there's Boyd Rice and his kin, from the avant-garde/electronic scene but some of that so-called industrial stuff just sounds like rock music to my ears but with a slight twist)

    • @NOWtheband
      @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +7

      I don't include singers/musicians who people THINK are Satanic, like Jay-Z or any of that so-called Illuminati lot.
      I want to know about ones who are admittedly and confirmed Satanists!
      No assuming or guessing involved.
      :-)

    • @NOWtheband
      @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +2

      @@gulbenr.altindal5381 - Ah ok. Fairy nuff.
      Without facial expression, body language or/and voice inflection, it is very hard to comprehend jokes on the internet (unless it says *joking*).

    • @voisoddrivod9480
      @voisoddrivod9480 5 лет назад +4

      Madonna. Lady Gaga. Kate Perry. Rihanna. Jay Z. Kanye West. Britney Spears. Eminem. Just to mention a few...

    • @NOWtheband
      @NOWtheband 5 лет назад +1

      @@voisoddrivod9480 - To quote my previous comment: "I don't include singers/musicians who people THINK are Satanic, like Jay-Z or any of that so-called Illuminati lot.
      I want to know about ones who are admittedly and confirmed Satanists!
      No assuming or guessing involved."

  • @dustyelliott95
    @dustyelliott95 2 года назад +6

    This is what my mom thought AC/DC was like.

  • @tingachhakchhuak6083
    @tingachhakchhuak6083 5 лет назад +229

    None of the members of Mayhem were Satanist
    (Source : Varg and Hellhammer)

    • @mackenzieonyx7586
      @mackenzieonyx7586 5 лет назад +3

      ya, all for show

    • @Azazil.levthn
      @Azazil.levthn 5 лет назад +4

      How about Euronymous?

    • @Jakeltons
      @Jakeltons 5 лет назад +22

      Δzazil Warrior I know it will never be 100% confirmed whether he was or not, but in my opinion I think it was for show. Just an attempt to appear more evil

    • @Azazil.levthn
      @Azazil.levthn 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jakeltons but.. he kill himself with a gun

    • @Azazil.levthn
      @Azazil.levthn 5 лет назад +2

      @@Jakeltons im pretty sure he was satanic

  • @sinidisialitaria6599
    @sinidisialitaria6599 7 лет назад +194

    Oh just so you know you can like the music but not believe in satan

    • @oscarsanta-tacos4852
      @oscarsanta-tacos4852 6 лет назад +14

      Somebody said it. I’m a catholic for crying out loud and I love Behemoth and old school Mayhem

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 6 лет назад

      Animu Pvt. Fluffy i mean it does help

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 6 лет назад +2

      Susan Sunday good point they could be reciting bible study for all I know

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 6 лет назад

      undead satan it would be pretty ironic

    • @undeadsatan3317
      @undeadsatan3317 6 лет назад

      Faceless Gamer what would be?

  • @CRIMSXNTEARS
    @CRIMSXNTEARS 5 лет назад +184

    Why does Satan always link to metal? Last time i've heard, he was caught bumping Lil Uzi Vert

    • @Deadhammer218
      @Deadhammer218 5 лет назад +5

      Check out Black Widow - they were making pure satanic music before 1970 and it wasn't metal

    • @jamesguy1030
      @jamesguy1030 5 лет назад +1

      YVNGJAY ~ Yeah,
      The Real Satanic Music industry is well documented in the amazing new documentary footage called =
      “Communism by the Back Door”
      New World Order
      The satanic Music industry is covered at around about 42: minutes into the film footage.
      it’s a five hour & twenty minutes masterpiece and should be shown in our schools and colleges worldwide.
      Please watch it and share it with as many people as you can before it gets removed.
      Our Weapon is Truth !

    • @tiramisudu17
      @tiramisudu17 5 лет назад +2

      YVNGJAY maybe it’s because they always talk about satanism and the devil in their songs.. ugh

    • @thekaleb2976
      @thekaleb2976 5 лет назад +3

      Lil Uzi was signed on a record that he didn't want to be on so the best thing he thought of was be "satanic" so he was finally off the record and now he has a knew producer and look at his IG now no devil shit

    • @brivlogs3593
      @brivlogs3593 5 лет назад

      I'm too weak! LOL!!

  • @CaptainRagnarok15
    @CaptainRagnarok15 2 года назад +3

    What’s the name of the song that gorgoroth played in that clip

  • @thomaskittock2866
    @thomaskittock2866 8 лет назад +34

    No 1080p for Mayhem? I'm sorely disappointed...

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 8 лет назад +4

      Mayhem sucks now, anyway...

    • @nonalegorical
      @nonalegorical 8 лет назад +6

      well they would suck, euronymous did leave the band

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 8 лет назад

      Ty Brown and Dead was maybe a bit too enthusiastic about raping corpses.

    • @jasonkennedy4089
      @jasonkennedy4089 8 лет назад +8

      I wouldn't call that leave...

    • @GeorgiaLunch
      @GeorgiaLunch 8 лет назад

      lol I was gonna comment the same thing, until I realized they attributed their source quote to Euronymous.
      ^^^I wouldn't call that "leaving the band" either, btw. "leaving" indicates something of a choice as opposed to, like, murder.

  • @SariennMusic73
    @SariennMusic73 3 года назад +216

    Always loved Dissection. Their riffs are so clean and tight.

    • @camiloacosta266
      @camiloacosta266 3 года назад +4

      Pure Melody

    • @DJmcbane4839
      @DJmcbane4839 2 года назад +7

      @ Sarienn Horror Narrator
      You are 100% spot on with your comment. They are an extremely tight band, and very clean melodic riffs and the scales they use. They've been around for a long time and it shows by their musicianship and how well they play. They're one of the best black metal bands and one of a few real satanic bands you will get. They have powerful sound and have more composition and song structure in their library of songs than most black metal bands . And like mayhem, they have a history of violence and murder as well. I know the murder had something to do with the singer/ guitarist who founded the band but If I remember right (this was 1997, my hay day of psychedelic drug use, plus many moons have passed since then lol) he didn't kill anyone nor really had much to do with committing or in act of murdering the person and was found not guilty. But they are 100% true satanists as is Watain

    • @Paegan1983
      @Paegan1983 2 года назад +2

      @@DJmcbane4839 I though he went to prison for a while and then blew his own head off not long after he got out.

    • @apollyon_616
      @apollyon_616 Год назад +2

      Reinkaos was their best album I don't care what anybody says

    • @Ailasor
      @Ailasor Год назад

      @@apollyon_616 thats like saying st anger was metallicas best..

  • @maxgreenluvr96
    @maxgreenluvr96 4 года назад +218

    My religious aunt at a family reunion: What kind of music you like?
    Me: ...

    • @momplscometakemeout6427
      @momplscometakemeout6427 4 года назад

      a mood

    • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol
      @i-never-look-at-replies-lol 4 года назад +3

      edgyboi

    • @SrtaWoods-fy9eq
      @SrtaWoods-fy9eq 4 года назад

      okay asotm broke my heart

    • @CaseyB8783
      @CaseyB8783 4 года назад +3

      My whole family is Christian, while I am I do think that maybe there isn't a God, Idk what to believe. So I usually have to keep my music preferences a secret, because they automatically think a bunch of shit about me for the music. Idk what to believe anymore so I find comfort and happiness with other people like me who don't know, like my cousins.

    • @aslmx1918
      @aslmx1918 4 года назад +1

      TakeMy BrokenSoul There’s a God. He died on the cross for all of us, even these goof balls. Keep the faith.

  • @an-zm4xg
    @an-zm4xg 3 года назад +7

    Emperor was an awesome black metal band, saw them at Wacken years ago, miss those days.

  • @gabriel_sol
    @gabriel_sol 4 года назад +24

    Meenwile in hell:
    Satan: SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @JoeKerry22
    @JoeKerry22 8 лет назад +239

    I think most of 'em never seen Steve Terreberry video about black metal.

  • @eliasfyhrlund9914
    @eliasfyhrlund9914 4 года назад +216

    My dad was classmates with Jon Nödveidt. And my Jon actually wanted my dad to join
    dissection.

    • @balqisizham9601
      @balqisizham9601 4 года назад +7

      Cool story

    • @eliasfyhrlund9914
      @eliasfyhrlund9914 4 года назад +4

      @@balqisizham9601 it's true

    • @Deadhammer218
      @Deadhammer218 4 года назад +23

      @@eliasfyhrlund9914 And my liver played session bass in Mayhem

    • @eliasfyhrlund9914
      @eliasfyhrlund9914 4 года назад +5

      @@Deadhammer218 They went to the same school I Grebbestad i promise

    • @Deadhammer218
      @Deadhammer218 4 года назад +5

      @@eliasfyhrlund9914 Have you ever met him?
      I am not stunned, because I also play black metal and know people from polish underground, so I never treat any human as a fan - I talk to them as an equal.
      But it would have been cool thing to have a cold one with Jon, shame he offed himself. I get that he wanted to go out at height of his life, but an album or two more would have been great.

  • @Loukas81
    @Loukas81 2 года назад +1

    Gets to hell and Satan says: “Dude your music sucks! I’m more of a John Denver fan.” 😂