It’s true that all rats have the ability to control the actions of humans by jumping atop their heads and meddling with their locks. Eventually Dagoth ur (the rodent) will finish Ratkulakhan and force the mongrel dogs to leave Morrowind with its massive rat hands.
If this scares Dagoth, I wonder what will happen should he see the Rat movie...you know: "We're rats We're rats We play at night We stalk at night We're the rats"
“How does a rat control a man? Was it an illusionist, or is the common nord that weak? Why, If he were a Mer, he would resist the rodent, grab it in his powerful superior hands and break its skull in two.”
Unbeknownst to both of them, this quest would lead to Nerevar finding out about a conspiracy by mongrel Imperial provocateurs to smuggle and introduce invasive Skeevers into Vvardenfell in order to reduce property values and create an increase of zoonotic plagues on an island, so that they can use the crisis to expand overreach and support in Morrowind in the name of curing the sick and ending said plague, thus shifting politics in favor of the Empire. Sadly, dealing with this quest will distract Nerevar long enough that he becomes unable to gather and destroy all the Ratatouille dvds in Resdayn.
Lol I thought the mask was just a fashion accessory but now I know the truth... also I'll be seeing you soon dagoth ur i just gotta unite the great houses already talked to the ashlanders
Buenovar. As much as I hate Disney (the company), I have to admit that in the case of Ratatouille they are on the side of Dagoth Ur (the god). You see, Ratatouille is actually anti revolutionary propaganda. Remy throughout the film is morally ashamed for stealing food, despite being part of the disgustingly exploited rat subclass. At one point, our rat-kin protagonist even has a haunting vision of an absurdly privileged (overweight and non farm tool working) mongrel imperial dog of the ruling class, with the audacity to guilt-trip him into not stealing small scraps of food, even though he's in the midst of perishing from starvation... This insidious level of psychological manipulation is exactly the kind of slave control that will honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned. I say, those confiscated visual-audio discs containing this film should be redistributed to the various slaves of Vvardenfell, as it would rob them of the ability to take cheeky bites out of tendies when no one's looking.
@@dosbueno2gud oh, lol. Alright then. I just brought it up because I know quite a few people who legitimately think that's the rat's name even after seeing the movie several times.
Dagoth Ur (the Meat-Gundam)
enjoy the pin
@@dosbueno2gud no u 📌
@@ShallowVA ohfuck
[New Quest Received] "Gather all of the Ratatouille movies and cast them into Dagoth Ur (the volcano)."
[Optional] “Use a movie projector to display the films on the side of Dagoth Ur (the volcano)”
The constant heavy breathing really brings the realism to his movie rant review
How do we know that Ratatouille isn't under the hat right now? Or worse a Miniature Dwarf Gnome
It’s true that all rats have the ability to control the actions of humans by jumping atop their heads and meddling with their locks. Eventually Dagoth ur (the rodent) will finish Ratkulakhan and force the mongrel dogs to leave Morrowind with its massive rat hands.
Just as long as Dagoth Ur (the rat) pays fair wages, the rat Dreamers, or Reamers, will serve.
If this scares Dagoth, I wonder what will happen should he see the Rat movie...you know:
"We're rats
We're rats
We play at night
We stalk at night
We're the rats"
Poor Dagoth Ur (the god), he forgot about pubes. 😳
Luckily the ratatouille rat of this world is busy helping a Bosmer make amazing wraps.
Dagoth Ur: We're more civilized.
Also Dagoth Ur: By beating them to death.
“How does a rat control a man? Was it an illusionist, or is the common nord that weak? Why, If he were a Mer, he would resist the rodent, grab it in his powerful superior hands and break its skull in two.”
"I have to hide my hair from Ratatouille"
This is a perfectly reasonable fear, and I have no notes on this flawless plan to mitigate the problem.
meat gundam is my new favorite phrase
After the disaster of gnomekulakhan, Dagoth Ur worries about a possible Ratulakhan.
MEAT GUNDAM aka a EVA unit
you are not wrong
The return of the Menards Arc? Idk, all I know is I'm way too invested in this channel's lore by now
You can really tell he got hit by a Menards truck again
Unbeknownst to both of them, this quest would lead to Nerevar finding out about a conspiracy by mongrel Imperial provocateurs to smuggle and introduce invasive Skeevers into Vvardenfell in order to reduce property values and create an increase of zoonotic plagues on an island, so that they can use the crisis to expand overreach and support in Morrowind in the name of curing the sick and ending said plague, thus shifting politics in favor of the Empire.
Sadly, dealing with this quest will distract Nerevar long enough that he becomes unable to gather and destroy all the Ratatouille dvds in Resdayn.
This is why I am bald for the past 6-7 years. Also male pattern baldness makes my hair look like shit, but mostly Ratatouille.
Meat Gundam 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dagoth Ur (the god) saying "meat Gundam" was a pleasure I didn't know I had to experience.
This reminds me of an edit where a Skaven is on top of Linguini instead of Remi
at first I thought this was ridiculous but then he started making good points. we must destroy the mongrel rats of Morrowind.
Dagoth Ur focuses on what matters
Thank you
We need moro of Dagoth Ur (the movie critic)
Lol I thought the mask was just a fashion accessory but now I know the truth... also I'll be seeing you soon dagoth ur i just gotta unite the great houses already talked to the ashlanders
TES III: Morrowind being released 21 years ago really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg
same :(
Would this happen to deal with the Ratatouille jerker
Meat gundam
meat gundam LOL
“Meat Gundam”
Why does bro sound like Caesar from fallout 76
eeby deeby
Buenovar. As much as I hate Disney (the company), I have to admit that in the case of Ratatouille they are on the side of Dagoth Ur (the god). You see, Ratatouille is actually anti revolutionary propaganda. Remy throughout the film is morally ashamed for stealing food, despite being part of the disgustingly exploited rat subclass. At one point, our rat-kin protagonist even has a haunting vision of an absurdly privileged (overweight and non farm tool working) mongrel imperial dog of the ruling class, with the audacity to guilt-trip him into not stealing small scraps of food, even though he's in the midst of perishing from starvation...
This insidious level of psychological manipulation is exactly the kind of slave control that will honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned. I say, those confiscated visual-audio discs containing this film should be redistributed to the various slaves of Vvardenfell, as it would rob them of the ability to take cheeky bites out of tendies when no one's looking.
No one show Dagoth Ur (the god) Sausage Party
Wait he does have a point
The Dagoth meme is dead, but you're the only one who makes Dagoth content that is quality
thanks chief
I hate to be a pedantic twat (jk i love that shit) but the rat's name is Remy, Ratatouille is the name of the dish they make near the end.
that is in fact the entire joke
@@dosbueno2gud oh, lol. Alright then. I just brought it up because I know quite a few people who legitimately think that's the rat's name even after seeing the movie several times.
First comment :o