[New Quest] Help Dagoth Ur(The homeowner) destroy the warehouse, and screw over the previous owner (Optional) steal one of the silt striders, and find someone to maintain the new pool
@@romulusnuma116 No contest. The last time Dagoth Ur (the god) went out to get some finger foods for his monthly get together with the little Necromancer in his walls, a gang of Aldmeri street toughs tried & failed to steal Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez, with many getting blinded by the aftermarket high beams, & at least one getting impaled by the spray painted Dwemer tube Dagoth Ur (the god) had installed when the old piece of plumbing replacing the initial missing limb broke. Well, apparently these were more than just thrill seekers, but honest to Akatosh counter culture rebels. Like, true Mer-bros, because the survivors offered Dagoth Ur (the god) an ancient relic: the fiberglass carapace of a E1 1983 Daloreon DMC. Now, I'm just a simple foreman working on a giant robot in the heart of a volcano, but even I've heard about this so-called "fiberglass" & so I advised Dagoth Ur (the management) not to mount this cursed barding. Sure it's lighter than leather, but it's made of Aldmeri glass & semi-petrified Hist resin. So now Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez only responds to some Argonian gobbledygook that sounds like "ticky-tacky hissy-pissy". No, that's not racist, that's just how they sound. No, I don't need to go to HR! Unhand me! No! I've put too much into this weird headcanon & you can't stop me!
Little does Dagoth Ur (the god) know that the last time he "went for candles" that Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez's aftermarket high beams attracted a stray strider. He also doesn't know that Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez is actually female, but he'll find out as soon as he creates a mineral-rich, warm body of stagnant water.
Does he mean that ebony mine I found by accident and almost killed the miners inside before seeing that they weren't hostile unlike everything else on that mountain those miners can't get paid enough for that shit
If the man who purchased the property is there, should I lure him out of the building and use the scroll? Or should I just save the scroll and send him out with a bang?
[New Quest] Help Dagoth Ur(The homeowner) destroy the warehouse, and screw over the previous owner
(Optional) steal one of the silt striders, and find someone to maintain the new pool
If Nerevar has a silt striders too he and Dagoth Ur can race in a fast and furious way
@@romulusnuma116
No contest. The last time Dagoth Ur (the god) went out to get some finger foods for his monthly get together with the little Necromancer in his walls, a gang of Aldmeri street toughs tried & failed to steal Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez, with many getting blinded by the aftermarket high beams, & at least one getting impaled by the spray painted Dwemer tube Dagoth Ur (the god) had installed when the old piece of plumbing replacing the initial missing limb broke.
Well, apparently these were more than just thrill seekers, but honest to Akatosh counter culture rebels. Like, true Mer-bros, because the survivors offered Dagoth Ur (the god) an ancient relic: the fiberglass carapace of a E1 1983 Daloreon DMC.
Now, I'm just a simple foreman working on a giant robot in the heart of a volcano, but even I've heard about this so-called "fiberglass" & so I advised Dagoth Ur (the management) not to mount this cursed barding. Sure it's lighter than leather, but it's made of Aldmeri glass & semi-petrified Hist resin. So now Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez only responds to some Argonian gobbledygook that sounds like "ticky-tacky hissy-pissy".
No, that's not racist, that's just how they sound. No, I don't need to go to HR! Unhand me! No! I've put too much into this weird headcanon & you can't stop me!
"Permission to leave Dagoth Ur (The Building?)"
"For what purpose, Nerevar?"
"Driving the mongrel dog of this bomb back to the Empire"
“For an argonian, the Nerevarine flew pretty good!”
I lost it at the "Weapon to surpass Akulakhan" bit
[New Quest Received] "Destroy the warehouse and use the scroll on the owner."
"I need you to kill a building for me."
Immediate laughter holy shit what an entrance
thanks
A weapon to surpass Akulakhan? What in the Metal Scrolls Dagoth: Argonian Eater is this?
I can definitely relate to Dagoth and his hatred for the passive aggressive HOA assholes.
the nord vaporiser 9000 did WHAT?
I honestly thought the scrool was go from forget memory of purchase into early onset dementia instead of baldness.
The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many. 👍🏿
Little does Dagoth Ur (the god) know that the last time he "went for candles" that Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez's aftermarket high beams attracted a stray strider.
He also doesn't know that Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez is actually female, but he'll find out as soon as he creates a mineral-rich, warm body of stagnant water.
Can we get a episode where dagoth ur can't stop saying perchance at the end of his sentences and has a mental breakdown
perchance
This is a good one! Classic type stuff from Dagoth Ur (the god).
The Nerevargonian is going to discover a weapon to surpass Keening and Sunder while planting the bomb
Oh Oblivion yeah pool episode coming up
Argonian Nerevarrine c0da is peak 👌
Does he mean that ebony mine I found by accident and almost killed the miners inside before seeing that they weren't hostile unlike everything else on that mountain those miners can't get paid enough for that shit
Thank You
Incredibly relatable ngl
giving people male pattern baldness seems like a devious high level magic, can one learn this magic?
If the man who purchased the property is there, should I lure him out of the building and use the scroll? Or should I just save the scroll and send him out with a bang?
Blackrock is owned by the Thalmor.
I wonder how much Dagoth-Ur (the building) costs on the market.
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Shitpost machinima is back baby!
man, dagoth ur really kwaa’s my flanenzerg
same
Is gnome cullican requiem coming back or nah??? 😢
maybe