"I remember a long time ago when Paarthunax told me there would be a dragonborn." Paarthunax: "there will be a dragonborn" "Then he told me of the significance." Paarthunax: "it will be significant"
The agent: “Hey bro, good and bad news. Good news is some thieves stole her phone and kept it for the highest bidder. Bad news is some random orc did a little trolling and texted it out to everyone in the phones contacts…”
@@user-ms5tq1dh7i vivec know of moon and star and can prove its authenticity easily but he's just being a fucking lazy poet and like, na man you have to accomplish the prophecy even though me seeing you have the ring only nerevar can wear and helping you asap would make all of this easier and quicker
Skyrim quests are more like "Oh you want to be in the dark brotherhood/ thieves guild/ bard guild/ literally anything else? Go in that ancient ruin and kill some draugrs for me"
I gave up on Skyrim when I went to the Bard's College to "sharpen my tongue" and the first thing they told me to do was go to a dungeon and kill things
The funny part is, not a single NPC in-game would be able to complete that ancient ruin. So, in a way it kindof makes sense that you end up in-charge, the person gives you some impossible quest and if you even come back alive makes you stand out.
It's either that or the complete opposite. *wearing legendary dragon skin armor and a pair of dragon bone blades* Vilkas: "Pff, I've never even heard of this nerd."
@@graylyhen9490 What about when The Companions let you in their super special werewolf club after only one mission while the other plebs aren't allowed in? The only vanilla questline that actually made you work to get to the top was the Thieves Guild
@@silvercandra4275 Probably the same line than the french one... I like those type of bug. I didn't recongnize it at first. I thought it was daedric language. Then my brother told me it was german. After searching a bit, it's a recurrent bug of the french version. Still funny as if today ^^
Morrowind main quest: even the Tribunal and Dagoth Ur don't know what happened, everyone has contradictory accounts on past events Oblivion main quest: "This is the Heart of the World, for one was made to satisfy the other" "HE'S A DAEDROTH! TAMRIEL AE DAEDROTH!!!" Skyrim main quest: kill dragon
Morrowind is either convincing some emo goth kid to get over his breakup but he won't listen to you unless you're a celebrity or killing him, to pig stick an insane man living in a cave then break his stuff so Azura will give you her bathwater. Oblivion is realizing hell is invading because Jean Luc Picard is dead, convincing some Sanguine worshipper he's royalty to stop doing Skooma in kvatch, invading hell back a few times to convince some... guy that he's a naughty naughty man, then foiling his evil plan, then satan invades anyways and the guy becomes a dragon. Skyrim is waiting until dragons are real, defeating the final boss of the game, Frost Troll, convincing some people you can drink dragon souls by means other than drinking dragon souls until they introduce you to Mario, learning the Dragon Gamer Word, then going to Nord... I'd call it Valhalla but calling it Nord Sunnyvale Trailer Park is closer, then slapping the dragon you already slapped. Unless you are a Khajiit on "enough" Skooma in which case all of these events are actually the actions of Mehrunes Dagon, and potentially Jyggalag to pull off a hit on Alduin so the world won't end and cuck them out of an endless Order versus Chaos orgy that can't end anymore. Because like you need to break the Heart of Lorkhan to get Shor back in place then you need Sean Bean to mantle Akatosh so Dragonborn start happening again, then you need to convince the immortal dragon to go to the place with Lorkhan in it to invert immortality then get the Dragonborn in there to kill him and fyuuuuyuuuuyuuuuyuuuck this Khajiit is coming doooooooown what was I talking about, need more Skooma, not that watered down swill from Skyrim either
I'm surprised you haven't used the "Leap over that wall if you're so great" mixed with the guy who dies from the jump spell in the beginning of Morrowind.
Morrowind: Welp, Azura talked to me in my sleep, told me I'm her Chosen One... That's weird but OK. [Later] Wait, I'm Nerevar? [Later] But I tell you, I AM the Nerevarine, just let me do my shit and stop Dagoth Ur! [Later] Told ya. Oblivion: Just an ex-prisoner given the task of keeping the Empire from falling, no big d- [sees the Oblivion Door in Kvatch] Hey! I needed to go in there! [Actually does shit to help the survivors, exfiltrate the heir and liberate the city] NPCs: We hereby name you Hero of Kvatch. Because damn you deserve it! Skyrim: So, I was around while the guards fought that ONE dragon, he died, there was a light show, the Beards called me and apparently I'm either the last dragon hunter or dragon friend depending on who you ask... I just wanted to travel to the Moonforge goddamnit!
@@papajavaleri ain't nobody got time for the main quest... fuck that. Civil War mods are the only reason I play anymore. Meh who am I kidding I don't play anymore. Skyrim is outdated at this point. I'd sooner play Ark of Gta.
@@lasagnakob9908 dude i just got the crown from the dungeon and decided to save my game so please avoid spoilers (Oh and that was in 2012, but one day i will finish Skyrim)
Morrowind lore leads to some really deep conversations about the nature of reality, history being written by the victors, the corruption of power, redemption, etc.
That Oblivion one really got me! XD It really is just you against some Dremora while everyone else just sits in their corner, minding their business as a local Oblivion gate spawn scamps & atronachs. Heck, the Inn of Ill omen has two gates, TWO, within hiking distance of the road.
You gotta admit though, running through the Imperial City trying to keep Martin safe from the giant Daedric prince towering over the city was pretty epic.
Funny how there maybe more dunmer in Akavir than in Tamriel by Skyrim time....at least they are all true Azura worshipper,and those are the only one she cared to save.
Nah, not even. Vivec is the one that stole power he had no right tampering with, and more than that, leaving Baar Dau hanging over his city was 100% his choice. He easily could have destroyed it but kept it as a way of enforcing his worship...and then he never got rid of it before disappearing lmao
it's been a trend since daggerfall. there are many possible endings to daggerfall, and they are all canon. as in, they all happened in the fictional world, even the events which seem mutually exclusive. if you havent, read the ingame book "the warp in the west" in any elder scrolls game from morrowind on.
"Move on to the next meme" LOL I like all the little details you added, like "shirt removed" and "nipple" in the corners of the screen. These videos are so well made and I love them.
Steve Oedekirk, along with making Kung POW Enter the Fist, also wrote Jimmy Neutron, Patch Adams, Bruce almighty, Evan almighty, Back at the Barnyard, and also produced Juwannaman
Best part of the Morrowind main quest is that the lore leaves a lot of it up to interpretation. You never can be 100% sure if you really are Nerevar reborn or just some random guy that just happened to be a random orphan born on a certain day of which in the whole empire there would have probably been hundreds that fit the bill that the Emperor sent over to mantle Nerevar. Were you really Nerevar reborn or someone that faked it until they made it. Azura doesn't seem to care one way or the other as long as you fulfill the prophecy. In the end it really doesn't matter because you fulfilled the prophecy out of the many failed incarnations that also supposedly fit the requirements. For everyone pointing out that your character can wear Moon and Star keep in mind that if other NPCs in Morrowind wear it it doesn't kill them either. Skyrim never really left much up to player interpretation. You are the Dragonborn and you are meant to defeat Alduin. Not much to think about there. Oblivion you were a prisoner that got sucked into everything because the Emperor happened to need to escape through your cell, and then you assisted the main hero every step of the way. So I honestly liked Oblivion's main quest better than Skyrim's just off sometimes it is more fun to be the person that assists the hero by their side than to be the hero yourself.
With how you explained Oblivion I went from feeling like the "right dude at the right place" to feeling like a better adoring fan. You have officially ruined every memory of Oblivion I have and I can't help but laugh.
Does he or does he just know that you stand a chance just like all of those that came before you? Even he asks you if you are really Nerevar as his first question, and you have different ways you can answer including saying that you know no more than he does. Wouldn't surprise me if Dagoth Ur treated all who walked the path as if they were Nerevar reborn. We never got to see how he ever interacted with past incarnates if he ever did or not. We know that many of them failed at many different steps along the way. But he started sending dreams pretty early in the main quest. So we don't know if he did the same for those that tried before you.
@@calsifer666 You aren't the adoring fan. You are the closest confidant to the man that will save the world. Adoring fan just annoying. Martin needed our help and could not have done what needed to be done alone. Your character was important but wasn't the main hero. That title belongs to Martin.
@@maiqtheliar789 Very true, you make a valid point. I guess I don’t understand how if it has happened before and others have tried why are the events of Morrowind happening? Why is the Ghost Gate failing and dreamers being sent out at the same time you’re brought by ship to Morrowind? Surely if there have been other false reincarnations these same events would have unfolded.
I got so lost in Morrowind because I didn't talk to the right people, the last thing I remember doing was saving someone's wife from a cult extremely far away from where I met him. Oblivion will always be so fun to play due to the variety of different enemies and quests. Skyrim... Is Skyrim. Although I must admit, I never played the DLC, or had mods.
It is great on how much love Kung Pow is getting these days. I loved this movie. It was the last movie I saw with my father before he died. We loved it! Greatest Kung Fu movie ever!
Morrowind made you feel alive in a world free to explore and perhaps save the world. Maybe (not certain) you even had special gifts. Skyrim keeps on telling you you are a god all through the game, everything comes easy and for free
Morrowind: Okay I *may* be the reincarnation of Vivec's ex. Sucks to be me. Better start becoming as famous as the Lusty Argonian Maid if I want to be taken seriously. Oblivion: *Liberated a city, locals call you the city's hero and it spreads.* Skyrim: WE are the high authority. WE decree you are the Dragonborn. WE will warn every authority that you are. WE made sure there will be abolutely no problem about that. (I mean, can you imagine if there were Jarls that didn't believe you were the Dragonborn or even, I dunno, _the widow of the guy killed by a shout_ would be reluctant to work with you until you liberate a town from a dragon)
Skryim keeps telling me I'm a god, but I sure don't feel like one after a bear shrugs off my "legendary" dragon shout and then tears me a new asshole. Skyrim also tells me I'm the leader of every major faction they have, but I sure don't feel like I'm doing anything important... I love the hell out of Skyrim, still boot it up occasionally, but I really hope Bethesda puts effort into the RP side of RPG for Elder Scrolls VI. I'd love to see a perfect blend of Morrowind and Skyrim. With better combat. Not holding out much hope, but it'd be nice.
Out of all the Elder Scrolls memes I’ve seen so far containing this video (still don’t know the name because NO ONE has answered my question!) this one is the funniest
thes videos are ridiculous and i love them. im so glad i get to relive multiple parts of my chidlhood through them. please never stop doing what you do
Guards in Skyrim: “hey look! It’s the guy that saved everyone! And got the mill running again! And save my dog! And delivered my mail! And-“ Everyone else in Skyrim: “who TF are you? Buy some stuff and piss off”
Kung Pow is like Napoleon Dynamite: it's practically impossible to be indifferent about it. Either you love it or hate it. I'm in the "love" category for both.
"I remember a long time ago when Paarthunax told me there would be a dragonborn."
Paarthunax: "there will be a dragonborn"
"Then he told me of the significance."
Paarthunax: "it will be significant"
"Then he killed the dog"
*Barbas is unconscious*
Literally better writing and more in depth than the Skyrim main quest xD
Almost perfect, needs random dragon words at the beginning of sentences
Drem yo lok, Do'vakin
Perfect!
“I should not have asked.” Perfect description.
Sad to say. I must now break u in half. So sorry my friend
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@@derekstaroba Don't just post RUclips links without context.
I should not of
Should I ask what movie is that?
Ok i will ....
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Daggerfall main quest: "Hey man, I drunk-texted a queen and I need you to delete it off her phone."
Underrated comment XD
The agent: “Hey bro, good and bad news. Good news is some thieves stole her phone and kept it for the highest bidder. Bad news is some random orc did a little trolling and texted it out to everyone in the phones contacts…”
"and not forget too about my ancestor royal toy killing machine"
"Yo, bro, I was totally hitting that Queen fould you delete my texts?"
"Uriel what the FUCK is a Numidium?"
@@bonechiller3429 *Proceeds to split reality and merge it together*
Y'know... Bethesda's never denied that the Dragonborn's tongue has a face which does the thu'um.
Yet no one asked... try again
It's like that little face in Vampire Hunter D
This needs to be modded in..like now.
"Y'know, Skyrim is something of a Kung Pow itself" - Bethesda
does the tongue's face have its own tongue? and if so, does the tongue's tongue have a tongue?
Morrowind's main quest is basically, have fun trying to tell people you're the nerevar even though you have Moon-and-Star.
Moon and star have been lost for 2 eras now, they can't even prove the authenticity.
@@user-ms5tq1dh7i vivec know of moon and star and can prove its authenticity easily but he's just being a fucking lazy poet and like, na man you have to accomplish the prophecy even though me seeing you have the ring only nerevar can wear and helping you asap would make all of this easier and quicker
@@FrenchLightningJohn he has 0 interest really in helping you
@@FrenchLightningJohn Vivec is mood.
@@FrenchLightningJohn A thread of prophecy has been severed but on the bright side I now have a nice new soul gem.
Skyrim quests are more like "Oh you want to be in the dark brotherhood/ thieves guild/ bard guild/ literally anything else? Go in that ancient ruin and kill some draugrs for me"
A few moments later then you're in charge of the place.
I gave up on Skyrim when I went to the Bard's College to "sharpen my tongue" and the first thing they told me to do was go to a dungeon and kill things
@@Sorrelhas But did you kill the draugrs with your tongue though? 🤔
The funny part is, not a single NPC in-game would be able to complete that ancient ruin. So, in a way it kindof makes sense that you end up in-charge, the person gives you some impossible quest and if you even come back alive makes you stand out.
@@Luniarah bruh 💀💀
At this rate we are going to watch whole Kung Pow through your memes, which is absolutely great
Which is good, when one makes a King Pow joke they are obligated to stream it in full.
@@DIEGhostfish Indeed
shhhh, just accept it to be true.
I prefer this way tbh 🤣
The Oblivion zooms had me fucking wheezing.
Can add this same meme to DBZ would be awesome lol
1970's Kamen Rider in a nut shell.
@@cephalonplant4087 yes, but every zoom is the start of a new episode.
Its not untrue either xD it really do be like this
@@hoopthornseaweed Kung-pow is so unbelievably hilarious
"You are the super special chosen one!" _Every quest in Skyrim
It's either that or the complete opposite.
*wearing legendary dragon skin armor and a pair of dragon bone blades*
Vilkas: "Pff, I've never even heard of this nerd."
@@Tmangman1 I wish Skyrim had kept the fame system
@@Tmangman1 Well how would they have heard of you if all you've been doing was smithing?
Listener, Dragonborn, and if you wanna stretch it you can say the College but that'd be petty. Only two I can think of. Nothing else does that
@@graylyhen9490 What about when The Companions let you in their super special werewolf club after only one mission while the other plebs aren't allowed in?
The only vanilla questline that actually made you work to get to the top was the Thieves Guild
We have purposely trained a member of the Greybeards wrong, as a joke.
Ulfric?
Wimp Lo's shouts be like Yol Geinmaar Dinok
Player: **gasp** _They're French!_
(french music plays)
STINKY PITS AND ALL BABY!
Funny, 'cause in french they speak german ^^. That was a surprise the first time.
@@sterenn726 Now I want to know what they speak in german...
@@silvercandra4275 Probably the same line than the french one... I like those type of bug. I didn't recongnize it at first. I thought it was daedric language. Then my brother told me it was german. After searching a bit, it's a recurrent bug of the french version. Still funny as if today ^^
Morrowind main quest: even the Tribunal and Dagoth Ur don't know what happened, everyone has contradictory accounts on past events
Oblivion main quest: "This is the Heart of the World, for one was made to satisfy the other" "HE'S A DAEDROTH! TAMRIEL AE DAEDROTH!!!"
Skyrim main quest: kill dragon
Morrowind is either convincing some emo goth kid to get over his breakup but he won't listen to you unless you're a celebrity or killing him, to pig stick an insane man living in a cave then break his stuff so Azura will give you her bathwater.
Oblivion is realizing hell is invading because Jean Luc Picard is dead, convincing some Sanguine worshipper he's royalty to stop doing Skooma in kvatch, invading hell back a few times to convince some... guy that he's a naughty naughty man, then foiling his evil plan, then satan invades anyways and the guy becomes a dragon.
Skyrim is waiting until dragons are real, defeating the final boss of the game, Frost Troll, convincing some people you can drink dragon souls by means other than drinking dragon souls until they introduce you to Mario, learning the Dragon Gamer Word, then going to Nord... I'd call it Valhalla but calling it Nord Sunnyvale Trailer Park is closer, then slapping the dragon you already slapped.
Unless you are a Khajiit on "enough" Skooma in which case all of these events are actually the actions of Mehrunes Dagon, and potentially Jyggalag to pull off a hit on Alduin so the world won't end and cuck them out of an endless Order versus Chaos orgy that can't end anymore.
Because like you need to break the Heart of Lorkhan to get Shor back in place then you need Sean Bean to mantle Akatosh so Dragonborn start happening again, then you need to convince the immortal dragon to go to the place with Lorkhan in it to invert immortality then get the Dragonborn in there to kill him and fyuuuuyuuuuyuuuuyuuuck this Khajiit is coming doooooooown what was I talking about, need more Skooma, not that watered down swill from Skyrim either
I'm surprised you haven't used the "Leap over that wall if you're so great" mixed with the guy who dies from the jump spell in the beginning of Morrowind.
He's used it for a riff on Acrobatics across the three games, before.
Morrowind: Welp, Azura talked to me in my sleep, told me I'm her Chosen One... That's weird but OK. [Later] Wait, I'm Nerevar? [Later] But I tell you, I AM the Nerevarine, just let me do my shit and stop Dagoth Ur! [Later] Told ya.
Oblivion: Just an ex-prisoner given the task of keeping the Empire from falling, no big d- [sees the Oblivion Door in Kvatch] Hey! I needed to go in there! [Actually does shit to help the survivors, exfiltrate the heir and liberate the city] NPCs: We hereby name you Hero of Kvatch. Because damn you deserve it!
Skyrim: So, I was around while the guards fought that ONE dragon, he died, there was a light show, the Beards called me and apparently I'm either the last dragon hunter or dragon friend depending on who you ask... I just wanted to travel to the Moonforge goddamnit!
Daggerfall: Screw Uriel, I'm gonna go on a crime spree, and climb on anything that stands still
I swear I laugh at Kung Pow no matter how many times I see it. Such a classic.
Cracked me up man
WEEEOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I expected the scene where he was told of a chosen one, and then how it would be of great importance.
And then he told him, of the significance.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"It will be significant!"
Tulius: This dude kill dragons and screams, lemme let him decide political stuff!
*Unless you complete the Civil War side-quest before focusing the main*
@@lasagnakob9908 ain't nobody got time for that
@@papajavaleri ain't nobody got time for the main quest... fuck that. Civil War mods are the only reason I play anymore.
Meh who am I kidding I don't play anymore. Skyrim is outdated at this point. I'd sooner play Ark of Gta.
@@lasagnakob9908 dude i just got the crown from the dungeon and decided to save my game so please avoid spoilers
(Oh and that was in 2012, but one day i will finish Skyrim)
@@soldierorsomething getting the crown in 2012 is an achievement mate really surprised the claw actually spawned and you could complete the dungeon
I cannot understate exactly how much I love this movie being used for TES memes
It really does fit so perfectly
You are not alone
What movie is this?
@@jade_princess24Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
I love that Kung Pao: Enter the Fist is getting more recognition. One of the most genius movies comedically
ik, i remember watching it as a bootleg movie as a kid and never knew the title but only the scenes, so I'm glad I watched this video.
Morrowind lore leads to some really deep conversations about the nature of reality, history being written by the victors, the corruption of power, redemption, etc.
Where does Skyrim lore lead to?
@@whoknows8264 It lead to the question of "do you really think Akatosh is your friend?" :^)
@@polerli18 Or, continuing down the Akatosh path, "what kind of a daddy lets his kids do shit like that?"
After playing Morrowind, you can still question what really happened, because who can you trust in this game?
@@korytoombs886 The mudcrab merchant. You can trust him to buy your stuff no matter what.
The face on the tongue I did not expect at all.
You have got to see the entire movie. It is ridiculousness personified and put on film.
Kung Pow is greatness personified.
@@zachsimmons6824 it can be both.
That Oblivion one really got me! XD
It really is just you against some Dremora while everyone else just sits in their corner, minding their business as a local Oblivion gate spawn scamps & atronachs.
Heck, the Inn of Ill omen has two gates, TWO, within hiking distance of the road.
All is well...
Well it is the inn of Ill omen
“Good day!”
Huh?... must have been my imagination
You gotta admit though, running through the Imperial City trying to keep Martin safe from the giant Daedric prince towering over the city was pretty epic.
Nice touch with the shout cooldown
"Does it have a name? "
"Tonguey"
"I should not have asked"
Because English isn't my first language I understood Tonny!
I love how Morrowind has you save the world but you're also kinda responsible for it getting all but destroyed later.
Funny how there maybe more dunmer in Akavir than in Tamriel by Skyrim time....at least they are all true Azura worshipper,and those are the only one she cared to save.
Nah, not even. Vivec is the one that stole power he had no right tampering with, and more than that, leaving Baar Dau hanging over his city was 100% his choice. He easily could have destroyed it but kept it as a way of enforcing his worship...and then he never got rid of it before disappearing lmao
@@KonoGufo Hence why the player is only kinda responsible. In the end, the crazy Tribunal dug their hole.
it's been a trend since daggerfall. there are many possible endings to daggerfall, and they are all canon. as in, they all happened in the fictional world, even the events which seem mutually exclusive.
if you havent, read the ingame book "the warp in the west" in any elder scrolls game from morrowind on.
@@rakninja Yep I've read that and all about the major dragon break around that time. Cool stuff
"Move on to the next meme" LOL
I like all the little details you added, like "shirt removed" and "nipple" in the corners of the screen. These videos are so well made and I love them.
And now, i want tongui's: "yayay" as the sound of a shout
Even though I have played Oblivion a lot, it took me a while to get the joke for that segment, though I found it funny regardless. XD
can you tell me, i play it but didnt get the joke
does it mean when you try to having a conversation with someone its automatically zoom?
@@muhammadrafli2197 Yeah, that seems to be the joke.
It's overdue for a sequel. Been 20 years since it came out. I wanted to see Tongue of Fury, damn it. xD
I was wondering what the main quest would look like in Oblivion right about the time it popped up and it couldn't have been more perfect.
In Morrowind I took all of my quest armour rewards and dropped them on top of a big hill in the middle of nowhere because that’s how useful they were.
You could have sold them.
Stars above!!! Ohhhhh
Steve Oedekirk, along with making Kung POW Enter the Fist, also wrote Jimmy Neutron, Patch Adams, Bruce almighty, Evan almighty, Back at the Barnyard, and also produced Juwannaman
The More You Know 🌈⭐
_New quest: Mono-boob_
Seek information about the mono-boob lady from the Jarl of Whiterun.
This one is the best one yet that I have seen. You got me with the Lion when he goes “of course you don’t I’m speaking in riddles.”
Once again freaking gold with these memes I appreciate the love you are giving to this underrated film
You're the greatest RUclipsr. If anyone ever claims otherwise (including me): they are lying. Do not believe them.
Agreed
U all totally got it
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Wow. You live under a rock? Neebs gaming is the best channel. Genuinely sorry to burst bubbles. But ya know... dip dip potato chip....
Best part of the Morrowind main quest is that the lore leaves a lot of it up to interpretation. You never can be 100% sure if you really are Nerevar reborn or just some random guy that just happened to be a random orphan born on a certain day of which in the whole empire there would have probably been hundreds that fit the bill that the Emperor sent over to mantle Nerevar. Were you really Nerevar reborn or someone that faked it until they made it. Azura doesn't seem to care one way or the other as long as you fulfill the prophecy. In the end it really doesn't matter because you fulfilled the prophecy out of the many failed incarnations that also supposedly fit the requirements. For everyone pointing out that your character can wear Moon and Star keep in mind that if other NPCs in Morrowind wear it it doesn't kill them either.
Skyrim never really left much up to player interpretation. You are the Dragonborn and you are meant to defeat Alduin. Not much to think about there.
Oblivion you were a prisoner that got sucked into everything because the Emperor happened to need to escape through your cell, and then you assisted the main hero every step of the way. So I honestly liked Oblivion's main quest better than Skyrim's just off sometimes it is more fun to be the person that assists the hero by their side than to be the hero yourself.
Well Dagoth Ur immediately knows you as who you are so it’s safe to say you are the Neravene.
With how you explained Oblivion I went from feeling like the "right dude at the right place" to feeling like a better adoring fan. You have officially ruined every memory of Oblivion I have and I can't help but laugh.
Does he or does he just know that you stand a chance just like all of those that came before you? Even he asks you if you are really Nerevar as his first question, and you have different ways you can answer including saying that you know no more than he does. Wouldn't surprise me if Dagoth Ur treated all who walked the path as if they were Nerevar reborn. We never got to see how he ever interacted with past incarnates if he ever did or not. We know that many of them failed at many different steps along the way. But he started sending dreams pretty early in the main quest. So we don't know if he did the same for those that tried before you.
@@calsifer666 You aren't the adoring fan. You are the closest confidant to the man that will save the world. Adoring fan just annoying. Martin needed our help and could not have done what needed to be done alone. Your character was important but wasn't the main hero. That title belongs to Martin.
@@maiqtheliar789 Very true, you make a valid point. I guess I don’t understand how if it has happened before and others have tried why are the events of Morrowind happening? Why is the Ghost Gate failing and dreamers being sent out at the same time you’re brought by ship to Morrowind? Surely if there have been other false reincarnations these same events would have unfolded.
Video: "I should not have asked."
My brain for some reason: "You should have acted. They are already here."
Kung Pao must have been the first meme movie.
We need some fallout memes now.
Fallout New Vegas : punching a chunk of meat of some dude
Fallout 3 : I am Betty!
Fallout 4 : Fighting the cow
I am so glad you exist. My two favorite things from my childhood, morrowind and kung pow.
Marvelous work, as always!
Please can we have more monkey dust crossovers?
The perfect use of Kung Pow doesn’t exi-
I got so lost in Morrowind because I didn't talk to the right people, the last thing I remember doing was saving someone's wife from a cult extremely far away from where I met him.
Oblivion will always be so fun to play due to the variety of different enemies and quests.
Skyrim... Is Skyrim. Although I must admit, I never played the DLC, or had mods.
The camera zoom in for oblivon was perfect
It hurts how accurately you describe Oblivion using Kung Pow. Congrats!
“Move on to the next meme” lmao nice editing. Also this is one of my all time favorite movies, so hilarious.
I do appreciate no matter what race you choose other than nords no one questions why you're the dragonborn.
It is great on how much love Kung Pow is getting these days. I loved this movie. It was the last movie I saw with my father before he died. We loved it! Greatest Kung Fu movie ever!
Morrowind made you feel alive in a world free to explore and perhaps save the world. Maybe (not certain) you even had special gifts. Skyrim keeps on telling you you are a god all through the game, everything comes easy and for free
Morrowind: Okay I *may* be the reincarnation of Vivec's ex. Sucks to be me. Better start becoming as famous as the Lusty Argonian Maid if I want to be taken seriously.
Oblivion: *Liberated a city, locals call you the city's hero and it spreads.*
Skyrim: WE are the high authority. WE decree you are the Dragonborn. WE will warn every authority that you are. WE made sure there will be abolutely no problem about that.
(I mean, can you imagine if there were Jarls that didn't believe you were the Dragonborn or even, I dunno, _the widow of the guy killed by a shout_ would be reluctant to work with you until you liberate a town from a dragon)
@@NWolfsson i cant believe i just realized there is no quest to kill a dragon that is assaulting a city in skyrim, wat a fucking waste of potential
Skryim keeps telling me I'm a god, but I sure don't feel like one after a bear shrugs off my "legendary" dragon shout and then tears me a new asshole. Skyrim also tells me I'm the leader of every major faction they have, but I sure don't feel like I'm doing anything important...
I love the hell out of Skyrim, still boot it up occasionally, but I really hope Bethesda puts effort into the RP side of RPG for Elder Scrolls VI. I'd love to see a perfect blend of Morrowind and Skyrim. With better combat. Not holding out much hope, but it'd be nice.
That cut at the end was the best haha
Discover the secrets of the bleakbarrows cavern. Couple feet in you find a journal. Skyrim: "There you go."
"If you look closely, you'll see that my left nipple is actually a portal to the Shivering Isles."
It took me too long to get what the Oblivion section was basing its joke on.
This channel is a godsend. I was losing my shit at the Oblivion part, rewatched it many times. Owwww my sides. xD
LOVE this channel!
First night home with a newborn. Exhausted, loopy. This video is 10000000x funnier than it should be.
Congratulations my friend
@@MyTwoPence Thank you! And thanks for the much-needed laughter.
I have a fucking notepad that i can’t play morrowind without, because the quest journal in that game is such a pain in my ass.
1:20 That dog gets me everytime 😂
[...] ...Woof !
XD that damn dog who breaks the soundbarrier with his bark
Out of all the Elder Scrolls memes I’ve seen so far containing this video (still don’t know the name because NO ONE has answered my question!) this one is the funniest
I loved the part when Mushufasa told me to level up
perfect cut off
'I should not have ass.'
I was wondering when the close-up scene would make its way into a video.
Oblivion Main Quest: "Ah what a nice day to go on a walk, WAIT IS THAT THE MYTHIC DAWN OVER THERE!" *que zooming sequence*
thes videos are ridiculous and i love them. im so glad i get to relive multiple parts of my chidlhood through them. please never stop doing what you do
Two of my favorite things in one mash-up. Perfect! Good job.
I'm gonna tell my kids that this is Tosh Raka
Was sipping my drink when the mentor started speaking. That voice slays me every time
I love how this movie always fit in any part of the elders scrolls 3d gamea series
I love in the movie how much the Sifu HATES Tonguey
Guards in Skyrim: “hey look! It’s the guy that saved everyone! And got the mill running again! And save my dog! And delivered my mail! And-“
Everyone else in Skyrim: “who TF are you? Buy some stuff and piss off”
I really like that Kung Pao has become the default fer most Morrowind-Skyrim memes.
This is the first time I've ever seen anyone use Kung Pow: Enter the fist, so happy its in this context lmao
The fucking shout bar refreshing after the tongue comes out is just 👌
These work way better than they should
dude
Kung Pow! is a fucking cinematic masterpiece
Perfect Dog though saw alot of dogs in the games where the bark does not match the mouth opening.
The voice is also referred to as the tongue
That out of sync dog bark caught me off guard lmaooooo.
This was probably the best one I've seen yet.
This is the best crossover anyone could ask for
Oblivion was for sure the most accurate but i can relate to them all as a TES fan
These memes are so good thank you!
Kong pow with the edits is hilarious 😂
Not bad I like Oblivions and Morrowind quest descriptions these fit quite perfectly
dogs delayed bark always get me
Two beautiful forms of media combined.
Thank you
ok at this point there is something going on between kung pow and elder scrolls
Holyshit, this is by far your best work lmao, now i want to rewatch kung pow for 100 time!
This channel is so under rated
For those that dont know these bots are from the movie Kung pow and it is comedy genius
Thank you for increasing awareness on the seamless meme fever dream that is Kung Pow. I made my friends watch it finally and they all hate it
Kung Pow is like Napoleon Dynamite: it's practically impossible to be indifferent about it. Either you love it or hate it.
I'm in the "love" category for both.
Thanks!
The dog barking sound coming later than the visual made me laugh so hard when k saw this movie for the first time.
Thank you, I must now rewatch Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
The dog bark dubbing out of sync really made me lol
I look forward to every upload. Masterpiece each time.
Beautiful as always rofl you havent disappointed yet
From this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name of Dagoth Betty.