There's something about Dagoth Ur consistently having to specify "the building" or "the volcano" when talking about the location that will never fail to make me chuckle.
One of these days Degoth is going to come down from his Skooma high, look around, see his half finished Akulakhan, his thousand plus subscribers on onlyfans, Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez, his Argonian lover Nerravar high on his couch, and himself actively putting together another costume with the hopes that those meddling kids and their talking mutt don't ruin his plans to obtain more property at lower costs and he is going to ask himself "what the actual fuck am I doing with my life?", then he is going to walk outside Degoth Ur (the building) and have a soul searching walk around Morrowind to "dust in the wind" by Kansas .... up until he finds more skooma and goes back to Degoth Ur (the building) with his newest sceme to drive the Mongrel dogs of the imperium out of his homeland, or whatever variety of Mongrel dog out of whatever he feels like he needs to go, Edit: Or maybe he'll open up a shelter for Mongrel dogs and drive them out to loving and caring families that would be nice
So what you're basically saying is that Dagoth Ur (the God) will go on a soul searching trip across the country at the base of Dagoth Ur (the volcano). Before eventually returning to Dagoth Ur (the building) to hatch more hair brained schemes?
@@GreMnMlin after finding more skooma yes, also "dust in the wind" by Kansas is an integral part of this process as is with every soul-searching endeavor... so is the Skooma
this would be the post game content we've all wanted. Give us the option to side with Dagoth Ur then spend the next 40 hours getting up to all sorts of crazy hijinx with our old pal.
"... And I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for those mongrel dogs of the empire and their pet lizard!" - Dagoth Ur, the God of Real Estate
It's so humbling to know that Dagoth Ur, ash vampire and Awakened Lord of the Sixth House, also has to deal with such mundane universal annoyances such as annoying neighbors.
Can't he just send one of the Ascended Sleepers to drive them away? I highly doubt they would argue with a guy who has Cthulhu head and can shoot fireballs at them. Or just curse them with Corprus. That can get the job done.
Here we see the rise of Dagoth Ur (the landlord) I mean seriously, he'd probably get more renters from Dagoth Ur (the Building) but Dagoth Ur (the Mountain) just isn't a very good place to rent this time of year.
He mentions a haunted mansion in Anvil Ironically, I think there was a Skyrim mod that sent you to a haunted mansion somewhere in Cryodiil I wana say Anvil.
I like how Dagoth Ur is making this super convoluted plant when Nerevarine could just summon their personal Storm Atronach to do the deed.
[New Quest Received] Become a Scooby Doo villain
[Optional] Rent a smoke daedra and mirrors from House Telvanni.
@@Kaftan [Optional] Create or buy dry ice with an alchemy station
(Secondary Quest)
Drive out the ghost investigators.
And he would have cast out those mongrel dogs of the Empire, if not for those meddling outlanders and their pesky guar.
There's something about Dagoth Ur consistently having to specify "the building" or "the volcano" when talking about the location that will never fail to make me chuckle.
One of these days Degoth is going to come down from his Skooma high, look around, see his half finished Akulakhan, his thousand plus subscribers on onlyfans, Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez, his Argonian lover Nerravar high on his couch, and himself actively putting together another costume with the hopes that those meddling kids and their talking mutt don't ruin his plans to obtain more property at lower costs and he is going to ask himself "what the actual fuck am I doing with my life?", then he is going to walk outside Degoth Ur (the building) and have a soul searching walk around Morrowind to "dust in the wind" by Kansas .... up until he finds more skooma and goes back to Degoth Ur (the building) with his newest sceme to drive the Mongrel dogs of the imperium out of his homeland, or whatever variety of Mongrel dog out of whatever he feels like he needs to go,
Edit: Or maybe he'll open up a shelter for Mongrel dogs and drive them out to loving and caring families that would be nice
Love is for only Dunmer Mongrel Dogs
Dagoth Ur the God, the building or the volcano? I can't understand you
@@Demonmack0 ... yes
So what you're basically saying is that Dagoth Ur (the God) will go on a soul searching trip across the country at the base of Dagoth Ur (the volcano). Before eventually returning to Dagoth Ur (the building) to hatch more hair brained schemes?
@@GreMnMlin after finding more skooma yes, also "dust in the wind" by Kansas is an integral part of this process as is with every soul-searching endeavor... so is the Skooma
Oh sure, now Dagoth Ur sees the utility in coming with stealth...
From God to Real Estate Mogul
Dagoth Ur, the incorporated real estate agency
Next he'll be taking on the mongral dogs of The 5 Billionaires on behalf of an Akaviri real estate agency
I love that Dagoth Ur is so excited about the suit he found that he's wearing it as he tells the Nerevarine his plan
The modding comunity could tranform this videos into real quests.
this would be the post game content we've all wanted. Give us the option to side with Dagoth Ur then spend the next 40 hours getting up to all sorts of crazy hijinx with our old pal.
@@zoidflanders1709 I would pay for this
I drive to work listening to your Dagoth Ur shitposts
Didn't realise Dagoth Ur was a NIMBY. I'm gonna have to reevaluate my relationship with him now 😞
"Nobody wants to hear that urshulaku music at 7am."
"... And I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for those mongrel dogs of the empire and their pet lizard!" - Dagoth Ur, the God of Real Estate
The Artist Formally Known As Dagoth Ur
It's so humbling to know that Dagoth Ur, ash vampire and Awakened Lord of the Sixth House, also has to deal with such mundane universal annoyances such as annoying neighbors.
Can't he just send one of the Ascended Sleepers to drive them away? I highly doubt they would argue with a guy who has Cthulhu head and can shoot fireballs at them. Or just curse them with Corprus. That can get the job done.
"hey, isnt that a scooby doo image.... OOOOOH"
Dagoth Ur, the volcano
If I remember anything about Ashlander camps, it is how they all seemed like such fun party people
I like to imagine that Nerravar just keeps Dagoth high so he is chill
Here we see the rise of Dagoth Ur (the landlord) I mean seriously, he'd probably get more renters from Dagoth Ur (the Building) but Dagoth Ur (the Mountain) just isn't a very good place to rent this time of year.
Nerevar could just ask them to stop, since ya know, Nerevar.
That or beat up their Ashkhan.
Scooby - The Doo
He mentions a haunted mansion in Anvil Ironically, I think there was a Skyrim mod that sent you to a haunted mansion somewhere in Cryodiil I wana say Anvil.
@@dosbueno2gud I forgot about that one. The last time I played oblivion was almost a decade ago. I was overthinking it.
Awww! I didn't expect to be, but I'm actually kinda sad to hear Dagoth Ur get cat-called over his abs! When did I get so attached to this character?
there goes the neighborhood
I would definitely be okay with living next to Dagoth Ur
Wait, wasn't that the name of the dead captain in the pirate cove in Oblivion?
What would be the Elder Scrolls equivalent of the Mystery Gang?
Dagoth Ur really Kwaa’s my Flanenzerg
this is eerily similar to a situation im going through sadly
Wait wait wait, there's a building, volcano, God, and penis all referred to as Dagoth Ur?
sounds like the wasteland
Just read op’s mind. Yup, he’s gay.
I just hit hundo subs 🥺 also this slaps
Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
If I remember anything about Ashlander camps, it is how they all seemed like such fun party people