I'm glad that Dagoth Ur (the commander in chief) managed to recover from his head injury and develop the wisdom to point the blame at who was truly responsible for this bloodshed: Menards. I do hope Mark comes sometimes for Sunday dinner. I bet he makes a mean casserole.
New Quest: Bring the fugitives to justice before Dagoth Ur (the god) to await justice. Secondary Quest: Investigation: A shadowy evil by the name of the god Ikea has started to creep up in the far places of the kingdom. Now that his local rival has been defeated. Some speculate that he has been in contact with the tractor Nome-Kulakhan for some time, in order to bring him into this world. To wage war with cheap goods and swedish meatballs!
Come, Mark, friend or traitor, come. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome, Mark-and-Star, to this place where your destiny is made. Together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of Menards out of Morrowind.
The Menards industrial complex will surely dip its big savings into other conflicts around the realm, but here at least they no longer have power. What a beautiful conclusion.
The last time we heard "Peace in our time" was from Neville Chamberlain September 30th 1938.... Prepare yourself for the coming storm Dagoth Ur (the God)
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The real Menards was the big money we saved along the way.
Oh m'aiq, when will you ever lie?
What a heart warming conclusion. I'm glad, the true evil was destroyed.
"dremora are still fighting, just somewhere the fuck else"
just another tuesday in oblivion for them tbh
[New Quest Received] Peace in our time. Help Dagoth Ur (the god) take his concussion medicine
I'm glad that Dagoth Ur (the commander in chief) managed to recover from his head injury and develop the wisdom to point the blame at who was truly responsible for this bloodshed: Menards.
I do hope Mark comes sometimes for Sunday dinner. I bet he makes a mean casserole.
Stunning and brave speech
I'm glad Dagoth finally realized that we all are unfortunate pawns of the Menards Industrial Complex
You can still post the non-canonical violence video(s) as alternate "what-if?" scenarios!
New Quest: Bring the fugitives to justice before Dagoth Ur (the god) to await justice.
Secondary Quest: Investigation: A shadowy evil by the name of the god Ikea has started to creep up in the far places of the kingdom. Now that his local rival has been defeated. Some speculate that he has been in contact with the tractor Nome-Kulakhan for some time, in order to bring him into this world. To wage war with cheap goods and swedish meatballs!
beware the infinite Ikea and it’s faceless servants.
Come, Mark, friend or traitor, come. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome, Mark-and-Star, to this place where your destiny is made. Together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of Menards out of Morrowind.
Peace in our time really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
I am disappointed that peace reigned, but amused at the conclusion all the same.
The Menards industrial complex will surely dip its big savings into other conflicts around the realm, but here at least they no longer have power. What a beautiful conclusion.
What an arc. I'm tears. This is Oscar material.
Dagoth Ur develops class consciousness due to the menards backed military industrial complex.
"Just somewhere the fuck else" is a fantastic line
I feel like there was something else that Dagoth Ur wanted but I can't remember it now
But they were all deceived. For in the darkness another home improvement store rose. It's blue coloring promising low prices always.
All's well, Ends well.
I love a happy ending and whats more happy then peace in our time.
Ah, yes. “Peace in our time.” The great pre-war joke.
The last time we heard "Peace in our time" was from Neville Chamberlain September 30th 1938.... Prepare yourself for the coming storm Dagoth Ur (the God)
Its like the Treaty of Westphalia, but without Luxembourg and the Balkans getting carved up like a turkey.
The Mennards´ Industrial complex
Lawn mowers? Lumber? Sounds nothing like a foodlion. BIG PEACE!
I can't decipher half of this because I'm drunk, but I feel like conclusively I like it.
Ahh, the savings just keep giving!
So what do we do with all the Akulakhans?
Finally, peace in our time. 😭
The Argonians we’re funding both sides of the war
I was expecting a more lopsided treaty, and a gnomish painter to take center stage in a few nerevarine incarnations
Peace in this world? Not while the gnomes are present
How many 11% rebates (not actually sales) did Dagoth turn in?
Isn’t “peace in our time,” what Chamberlain said after Munich?
Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg
Dagoth talking like ultron
War profiteering really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
Where is the original picture from if I may ask?
It's a happy ending after all. 😭
I knew menards was evil
If the we are gonna risk the enslavemet of the human race by A.I to make those vids, know that i accept the risks gladly.
Wow what a twist I didn’t even think how evil menards could be