I wonder if he's talking to the same Nerevar each time he presents one of these plans or if each plan so far simply killed off a different Nerevarine each time.
I'm waiting on the day Nerevar is just like "Dagoth why the hell do you always make me strip down to nothing in every single plan? Why don't you strip down for once?"
"By the gods, moon and star; and by gods I men myself of course, it really was a delayed stroke wasn't it - I mean come on, as you can see by the perfectly chiselled form standing before you; I Dagoth Ur am already stripped down!"
"Well, Nerevar, you see, this is why I'm the one who does the thinking. If I were to remove my loincloth and reveal my superb dagoth to the world, the sheer essence of my virility would cause all female dunmerkind in Vvardenfell to refuse to marry or consummate with anyone else, and I can't be the god-king of a nation if there's a population crisis." "What? Nerevar, what do you mean, 'no, that's not how getting naked works'? Well, obviously for most, but I am not most, I am Dagoth Ur, there's your explanation. Wait, what do you mean 'no, that doesn't actually explain anything'? Obviously the shame of your failure to actualize my plans before this has detached your senses from reality. Now, shake it off, let me do the thinking, and take off your pants."
1 dwemer coin is worth 50 times a mongrel dog imperial coin. Could the Sixth House extrapolate from the other dwemer tech they're salvaging and issue coins of a similar metal content? They'd also have the effect of encouraging people to flout the ban on trading in "dwemer" artifacts without the east mongrel dog company getting a cut.
The fact that Nerevar is supposed to mug people not to amass gold, but to take unwanted currency out of circulation is hilarious. Well done.
Dagoth Ur has basically given rise to the Elder Scrolls version of Ed, Edd and Eddie with all these hairbrained schemes he's concocting.
So does that make the Nerevirine Ed or Double D? Also who gets to be Rolf?
Though instead of constantly finding new ways to make cash, he finds new ways to ask Nerevar to take off his pants.
@@MrSpartan993
A bit of both the other Eds. And I imagine Rolf will be played by Maiq the Liar.
I wonder if he's talking to the same Nerevar each time he presents one of these plans or if each plan so far simply killed off a different Nerevarine each time.
Yes
@@DreadArkive
*ACCEPTABLE!* ✅️
Literally me every time I see a new one of these: ohhhh noooo.... *click*
Tamrielic grease.
From Tamrielic bacon.
Yes! Another flawless plan by his magnificence, Dagoth Ur (not the building).
These videos keep getting better and better!
Dagoth Ur (The building) is a very defensible position. Good for him.
I'm waiting on the day Nerevar is just like "Dagoth why the hell do you always make me strip down to nothing in every single plan? Why don't you strip down for once?"
"By the gods, moon and star; and by gods I men myself of course, it really was a delayed stroke wasn't it - I mean come on, as you can see by the perfectly chiselled form standing before you; I Dagoth Ur am already stripped down!"
@@TheRunningPigeon
"Also, never question my plans. Now stop being silly, and take off your pants."
"Well, Nerevar, you see, this is why I'm the one who does the thinking.
If I were to remove my loincloth and reveal my superb dagoth to the world, the sheer essence of my virility would cause all female dunmerkind in Vvardenfell to refuse to marry or consummate with anyone else, and I can't be the god-king of a nation if there's a population crisis."
"What? Nerevar, what do you mean, 'no, that's not how getting naked works'? Well, obviously for most, but I am not most, I am Dagoth Ur, there's your explanation. Wait, what do you mean 'no, that doesn't actually explain anything'? Obviously the shame of your failure to actualize my plans before this has detached your senses from reality. Now, shake it off, let me do the thinking, and take off your pants."
Hm, small world, seeing you again
1 dwemer coin is worth 50 times a mongrel dog imperial coin. Could the Sixth House extrapolate from the other dwemer tech they're salvaging and issue coins of a similar metal content? They'd also have the effect of encouraging people to flout the ban on trading in "dwemer" artifacts without the east mongrel dog company getting a cut.
You need grease ?
Have you ever heard of discord
Or the speedruner community
Who write this
Me write this.
@@ManiacalToaster Bullshit, toasters can't write!