Chakras Again (WDPLaSS 19)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
  • After a long period of absence, Jordan finally decided to come back and make a video. Naturally, it was stupid.
    Jordan's video (SS 28): • The Secrets of the Low...
    Copyrighted footage from said video is used for purposes of commentary and criticism, which is permitted under article 107 of the US Copyright Act ("Fair Use") and §22 of the Swedish Copyright Law.
    My Patreon: / martymer81

Комментарии • 959

  • @TheCookiezPlz
    @TheCookiezPlz 9 лет назад +179

    So basically the seven Chakras are like stats you level up in an RPG, and the different colored clothes you wear are the armor enchantments that boost those stats. I dub thee red sweater, 'The insulator of increased survival'.

    • @paulwhite6413
      @paulwhite6413 9 лет назад +47

      I dyed my penis blue and named it the Greater Groinstaff of Creation.

    • @juanenfermobastardo337
      @juanenfermobastardo337 9 лет назад +26

      Red shirts, and those who wear them, never seem to fare very well, unless you happen to be Lt Commander Scott...

    • @TheCookiezPlz
      @TheCookiezPlz 9 лет назад +9

      Kaleb Adams You win.

    • @paulwhite6413
      @paulwhite6413 9 лет назад +1

      TheCookiezPlz You get credit for the initial idea. Couldn't have done it without you!

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад +2

      Nailed it.

  • @Fraterchaoraterchaos
    @Fraterchaoraterchaos 9 лет назад +153

    wow, Jordan is so messed up he can't even get the woo right!
    I used to study all that stuff (if that can be called studying) and everything he said about chakras is entirely wrong from the Eastern Mystical Traditions from which that idea arose. Even his contention that "people are stuck in the first three chakras" is wrong... Eastern Tradition would say most humans are stuck in the first *four* , not three.
    Wow, he could at least get the woo right...

    • @Fraterchaoraterchaos
      @Fraterchaoraterchaos 9 лет назад +22

      *****
      well, if you can say that taking an established belief system that has existed for thousands of years, twisting it into something it never was, and then calling that a whole new belief, then I guess...

    • @paranor001
      @paranor001 9 лет назад +17

      frater chaos
      Didn't you just describe the abrahamic religions?

    • @Fraterchaoraterchaos
      @Fraterchaoraterchaos 9 лет назад +9

      paranor001
      lol, well yeah , i suppose it all applies to them too...

    • @Cythil
      @Cythil 9 лет назад +1

      On the other hand for any religion to survive it must to some extent adapt.
      It something religion actually shares with science, that it adapts with time. Even though religion often claims otherwise. Science however tend towards a consensus in matters while religions tend to diverge from the original source.

    • @paranor001
      @paranor001 9 лет назад +4

      Cythil
      um, no, they are nothing alike in that manner. Facts do not change, only our description of those facts. If a description doesn't need updating, then it will be the same description. It doesn't adapt, it updates.
      Religion is forced to mature from society, it adapts itself to the level of allowance of said society.

  • @FeyScribe
    @FeyScribe 8 лет назад +18

    I studied new age lingo in H.S. perhaps I can translate what Jordan is trying to say here...
    "It is a scaling or harmonizing" - This is a reference to musical scales, as a form of orderly organization.
    "of vibration" - by vibration he's likely referencing eatheric (magic) energy.
    "between polarized" - usually means between a positive and negative, but here i think it's more about two ends of a spectrum.
    "frequencies" - a measurement of eatheric energy
    Soo... it's an organized spectrum of eatheric energy....
    he's saying that humans affect eatheric energy the way a prism affects light.

    • @unusualguy1
      @unusualguy1 8 лет назад +13

      +FeyScribe You should translate all of Jordans vids so at least we all understand what he was trying to say.

  • @XanKreigor
    @XanKreigor 9 лет назад +35

    So how does wearing red improve red chakra, if a red material is actually REFLECTING red and absorbing all other wavelenghts?

    • @GigaBoost
      @GigaBoost Год назад

      Because... What even are optics?

  • @blue_ouija
    @blue_ouija 6 лет назад +22

    Please... Everyone knows the color for willpower is green...

  • @alfredostewart6299
    @alfredostewart6299 9 лет назад +70

    I hope Jordan never reads about quarks being "color" charged and how when they release gluons, those gluons also have "color" charge and the charge is always conserved. He will surely use the "colors" to support his colored chakras hypothesis.
    This guy really is trying to unit every scientific theory, hypothesis and quakery ever into one single thing, also every myth, legend, hoax and conspiracy. Does he have no sense of compassion for his followers?

    • @Martymer81
      @Martymer81  9 лет назад +44

      NOOOOO!!!! Don't give him that idea!!!

    • @occiferjehons2329
      @occiferjehons2329 9 лет назад +4

      ***** I feel like you're in a way to good mood.. Here! Have this!
      thespiritscience.net/2014/11/19/jaden-and-willow-smiths-enlightening-interview/

    • @ShawnHufford
      @ShawnHufford 9 лет назад +7

      José Fierro " Does he have no sense of compassion for his followers?"
      that would be a resounding "no"

    • @jacoblee9519
      @jacoblee9519 9 лет назад +4

      Occifer Jehons
      Get your face-protective oven gloves ready, because this one's going to hurt.

    • @zuthalsoraniz6764
      @zuthalsoraniz6764 8 лет назад +3

      +Kojiro Kamex Yes, but I also don't want Martymer to suffer an aneurysm.

  • @CoolHardLogic
    @CoolHardLogic 9 лет назад +180

    "Support from the world around you does not mean exactly the same thing as spinning, glowing, energy-sucking ball-sack wheel." :-D That's right up there with "Does whiskey count as popcorn?".
    This "follow-up" video by Jortard on chakras demonstrates a trick that his audience fall for time and time again - his eternal promise that there's more to come. There never is. I don't know how long it's going to take them to realize that, but having had some ex-spirit-"science" fans comment on my videos, it does at least dawn on some of them that he's full of shit.

    • @MRayner59
      @MRayner59 9 лет назад +9

      Speaking of "more to come"... When can we expect to see your next brilliant video?

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад +1

      I want to see more cool hard logic with CoolHardLogic. Let's do this!

    • @CeoLogJM
      @CeoLogJM 9 лет назад

      TheLeftLibertarianAtheist What happened to the RightLibertarianAthiest?

    • @Vautour32
      @Vautour32 9 лет назад +1

      CeoLogJM He joined the Left Side of the Force.

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад

      CeoLogJM Dunno. Never heard of anyone nicked that.

  • @mr.shinypants4275
    @mr.shinypants4275 8 лет назад +34

    Are Chakra transplants a thing? is the there a black market for harvested Chakras?

    • @Zerudon1993
      @Zerudon1993 8 лет назад +13

      +Mr. Shiny Pants You gave me a kickass scam idea thanks!

    • @205mohamad
      @205mohamad 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah but it depends on the color, $25,000 for a new spinning disk, and it only goes up from there.

    • @Skyswindler
      @Skyswindler 8 лет назад +5

      Sounds like the plot to a deus ex game

    • @jackryan5880
      @jackryan5880 7 лет назад +4

      MSE205 "Hey kid, wanna buy some circular vortices?"

  • @MrJoeyWheeler
    @MrJoeyWheeler 9 лет назад +61

    Gotta love that woo-to-English translator. I wonder how long it can be pointed at Deepak before it would break?
    Also, is it me or has his animation and drawing gone downhill?

    • @AnaseSkyrider
      @AnaseSkyrider 9 лет назад +4

      Jordan's artstyle has evolved over time, but I'd agree that I think it sucks compared to when his updated art-style emerged in pieces during his Atlantis movie, and then came-out full-force from the crystals and on... Until he did other stuff... But other people have animated shiz for him, so I imagine that other people may have also drawn shiz for him.

    • @chrisose
      @chrisose 9 лет назад +17

      If you pointed the translator at Deepak it would just keep repeating the same thing "Bullshit.....Bullshit....Bullshit...Buy my book."

    • @MrJoeyWheeler
      @MrJoeyWheeler 9 лет назад +2

      Anase Skyrider I suppose that is a possibility. It just seems like a weird disconnect. I mean the orbs seen in this video's thumbnail look pretty good, but the people in them look really...dull and unfinished.
      Maybe it's unfair to hold everything he does to the History Movie, but it was the best one in terms of woo.

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 9 лет назад +1

      You would actually need the special edition extended vocabulary woo-to-English translator. The regular translator can't handle pseudoscience in Nephilistic proportions

    • @MrJoeyWheeler
      @MrJoeyWheeler 9 лет назад +2

      Jason Brown I wonder, if we used woo-woo magic to combine the "spirit brains" or whatever of Jordan and Chopra...what kind of monster would we create?

  • @weskos
    @weskos 9 лет назад +13

    Now I'm going to make a RUclips channel called "spinning, glowing, energy-sucking ball-sack wheel 'science' ".

  • @Extraterrestrial-Bilu
    @Extraterrestrial-Bilu 9 лет назад +19

    Jordan got the chakra colors all wrong. Red is anger, orange is greed, yellow is fear, green is willpower, blue is hope and indigo is compassion. Also, there is no cyan in the emotional spectrum. It's almost like Jordan made zero research for his video!

    • @michaelgray2534
      @michaelgray2534 9 лет назад +7

      *+Assaultstan* "It's almost like Jordan made zero research for his video!"
      Woo doesn't require research... just a mind completely open to bullshit.

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад +2

      What "research"?

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 9 лет назад +4

      Jordan did do research, and I can prove it. Jordan performed his research using a technique that I like to call "colo-rectal idea assembly."
      It's not very difficult. I can teach you this research technique. The first thing that you need to do is stick your hand up your ass. All up in your ass. Then, visualize an idea in your mind. Pull that idea right out of your ass. Now, the last thing that you need to do is create an elaborate theory which weaves this new idea into all of your previous ass-ideas so that it creates a coherent worldview, or non-coherent worldview depending on your preference.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 3 года назад +4

      @@Markus9705 Studying the Holy Scriptures of the Lantern Corps as brought to us by holy men of old, such as the prophet Ethan van Sciver, peace be upon him.

  • @MrBlackatheist
    @MrBlackatheist 9 лет назад +8

    That guy been watching too much Naruto

  • @hiwayM9
    @hiwayM9 9 лет назад +6

    reminds me of the time I accidentally knocked the orange food color into the sink and it caused all the drains to not swirl in the proper direction and the toilets wouldn't flush.
    The strangest thing was for a brief period the English language had many words that rhymed with orange. After the color diluted we all forgot them though.
    I remembered long enough to write one down, but I am not telling

    • @hiwayM9
      @hiwayM9 9 лет назад

      *****
      ...and yet- it was written while engaged in recreational substance abuse. Woo is the opiate of the chakras or some shit I guess.

    • @hiwayM9
      @hiwayM9 9 лет назад

      *****
      exactly.

    • @hiwayM9
      @hiwayM9 9 лет назад

      IThinkWithMy Liver
      What? You can't think of one? I will sell mine to the highest bidder.

    • @TheGruspastej
      @TheGruspastej 9 лет назад +2

      I call bullshit, sir/madam! Everyone knows that the more you dillute something, the stronger it gets!

    • @hiwayM9
      @hiwayM9 9 лет назад

      TheGruspastej
      Hm. I need to recheck my calculations- the abacus got splashed that day as well- maybe it over-corrected and forgot to carry the 2?
      I still have a word that rhymes with orange- explain that.

  • @TomH2681
    @TomH2681 9 лет назад +4

    4:00 Anyone who thinks babies have a survival instinct has never seen a baby. Ever.
    In fact... between the incessant crying and the spectacular clumsiness, you'd almost think babies are born with a death wish. They're like... human-shaped lemmings, or something.

  • @Tairneanach
    @Tairneanach 9 лет назад +6

    "Space Jew by Yog Sothoth" - strangely fitting. So they're not just from space, they're from a cosmic elder being straight from Lovecraft's stories. ;)

    • @Shooter__Andy
      @Shooter__Andy 9 лет назад +4

      Well duh. They hide tentacles under their hats, but two are still clearly visible.

  • @ianmathwiz7
    @ianmathwiz7 9 лет назад +19

    0:30 I believe you mean "wheel-like vortices" ;-)

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад +6

      Thanks for clearing things up, man! Really helped! :D

    • @ianmathwiz7
      @ianmathwiz7 9 лет назад

      thephysicsgamer123 I'm like the flu; I never fully go away ;)

  • @LikeMike1234100
    @LikeMike1234100 9 лет назад +4

    THERE NEEDS TO BE A SPACE JEWS SHIRT.

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek 8 лет назад +9

    I really like that not only you debunked the science of SS here, but also explained the original concept of chakras and how Jordan got that wrong too. I am not saying it's real or anything, but addressing these topics would also be interesting as we can see where these concept and ideas actually originated from and how wrong Jordan gets these as well (not to mention what he adds to them). It's interesting from a cultural/religious and historical point of view, but it also gives you something extra to debunk for those who believe Spirit Science. I also realize that it can be a bit hard because many of these concepts have very vague meanings and a lot of people disagree on them unlike in actual science.

  • @cosmist
    @cosmist 9 лет назад +2

    I basically squirted beer out of my nose laughing at the part where he says "spinning, glowing, energy-sucking ball-sack wheel"

  • @ethanwmonster9075
    @ethanwmonster9075 9 лет назад +5

    After Watching Atheists Pwn Young-Earth Creationists Its nice To See a Person With a Brain Debunk New Age Nonsense.

  • @fowlfables
    @fowlfables 9 лет назад +17

    So, this Chakra rainbow thing, what happens if you're color blind?

    • @alanw505
      @alanw505 9 лет назад +1

      LOL. I remember this bullshit Chakra color scheme idea from when I was heavily into new age in the mid eighties.

    • @fowlfables
      @fowlfables 9 лет назад +10

      Alan W For a very short time about a decade ago, I convinced myself I could see auras. Then I got new glasses.

    • @alanw505
      @alanw505 9 лет назад +4

      fowlfables So far in scientific double blind studies none of these so called extra sensory perceptions, tarot cards, psychic ability, astrology readings, etc. have been verifiably demonstrated to be anything more that chance.

    • @willrocksBR
      @willrocksBR 8 лет назад

      +Alan W This report of Remote Viewing used by the U.S. Government on the Stargate project shows that results were better than chance: www.lfr.org/lfr/csl/library/AirReport.pdf

    • @fowlfables
      @fowlfables 8 лет назад +1

      William Freire Try reading the article. This is just from the abstract:
      "It is unclear whether the observed effects can unambiguously be attributed to the
      paranormal ability of the remote viewers as opposed to characteristics of the judges
      or of the target or some other characteristic of the methods used. Use of the same
      remote viewers, the same judge, and the same target photographs makes it
      impossible to identify their independent effects."
      "Evidence has not been provided that clearly demonstrates that the causes of hits are
      due to the operation of paranormal phenomena; the laboratory experiments have not
      identified the origins or nature of the remote viewing phenomenon, if, indeed, it
      exists at all."
      "The information provided was inconsistent, inaccurate with regard to specifics, and
      required substantial subjective interpretation."
      "The foregoing observations provide a compelling argument against continuation of the
      program within the intelligence community. Even though a statistically significant effect has been
      observed in the laboratory, it remains unclear whether the existence of a paranormal phenomenon,
      remote viewing, has been demonstrated. The laboratory studies do not provide evidence regarding
      the origins or nature of the phenomenon, assuming it exists, nor do they address an important
      methodological issue of inter-judge reliability."

  • @samriddhisen3172
    @samriddhisen3172 9 лет назад +11

    I am a Hindu and I know about chakras and yes Jordan has got it wrong!!!!!

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 7 лет назад +6

      Samriddhi Banerjee Hunny, I think that even us non-Hindus guessed that, but it's good to have it confirmed by someone who actually *knows* what they're talking about. Thank you :-)

  • @PhillyphilKO
    @PhillyphilKO 9 лет назад +1

    I had the most huge-ass grin on my face when I saw this in my news feed. Glad you're continuing with this series!

  • @raccoononymous
    @raccoononymous 9 лет назад +3

    "It is _literally_ *like* a lens."
    What. Is he trying to make a literal simile? How the fuck can something be "literally like" something else, and how is that any different from merely being "like" it?
    I guess the simplest explanation is that he is just one of those people who uses the word "literally" for emphasis without actually knowing what it means. Just one more reason to despise him.

  • @justinarcher8683
    @justinarcher8683 8 лет назад +5

    You know that I followed his stuff for a while and he led me to some interesting texts but when I could not find any of what he said in the texts he referenced I realized he was either fabricating his theories from something else or he was making it all up.

  • @TheKitch2
    @TheKitch2 9 лет назад +5

    Space Jews were responsible for Star Wars!!!!
    :D

  • @waylandthebat6921
    @waylandthebat6921 9 лет назад +2

    Ah, Spirit Science. This is gonna sound weird, but if Jordan went in depth on this craziness, they'd be a treasure trove. Not of actual information that pertains to reality, but ideas for magic systems for tabletop RPGs. Seriously, this chakra stuff is basically a step-by-step guide on how to make a homebrew Monk magic system for you next campaign. Hell, I might even cannibalize that "ankhing" idea if one of my campaigns goes in "that" direction!
    Jordan should be a fantasy author, or maybe contemporary sci-fi. This stuff's brilliant! Not real, or all that coherent, but there's lots of nuggets of good fantasy material....
    Too bad he actually buys this stuff...

  • @TestMeatDollSteak
    @TestMeatDollSteak 9 лет назад +2

    "Mmmmm...word salad with balsamic frequency dressing...uhmmmmm...."
    -Homer Simpson
    

  • @Skyfire_The_Goth
    @Skyfire_The_Goth 8 лет назад +5

    I wear a lot of black clothes, so if the color of clothes affects these chakra things, what is going on with my chakra things, because black absorbs all colors am I keeping them in balance or am I throwing them into some kind of tantrum, I really need to know if I'm going to have these wheels going all crazy inside my body or not, I mean this is serious you know.

    • @guardingdark2860
      @guardingdark2860 8 лет назад

      No, it isn't serious. None of this chakra nonsense is true, so don't worry about it.

    • @Skyfire_The_Goth
      @Skyfire_The_Goth 8 лет назад +3

      Bel-Shamharoth Yea I know, I was being a smartass :)

    • @Mosixman
      @Mosixman 7 лет назад

      Skyfire The Goth pls reveal boi pucci

    • @Skyfire_The_Goth
      @Skyfire_The_Goth 7 лет назад +3

      Mosixman What? Is that even English?

  • @Necromancer1230
    @Necromancer1230 9 лет назад +5

    He's got some of the colors wrong it should be:
    Willpower = Green
    Love = Violet
    A cookie to whoever gets that reference.

  • @Darth12000
    @Darth12000 6 лет назад +1

    Hello there. :)
    I don't know if someone already said it in the comments, but looking again at this video i just noticed something very interesting about what Jordan says. It happens starting 3:32 in this video. Do you notice the colors chosen for the chakra wheels, the emotional logos associated with them, and the name Jordan gives them ? It's very important. Let's see the list :
    Red : angered looking guy eating a snake, "Survival"
    Orange : two people grabbing each other in an embrace, "Sex"
    Yellow : happy guy running with senses in high alert, "Willpower"
    Green : welcoming guy, "Love and Emotion" (what does welcome got to do with Love and emotion ? Jordan doesn't know what a salesman is)
    Cyan : guy singing, "Sound"
    Deep blue : guy with a marble on forehead having a headache (lol), "Sacred geometry of creation"
    Purple : guy having a deep breath, "Spiritual awareness and understanding".
    Now please compare this list with another list, one which comic fans will most likely recognize specially the DC fans. It's the one of the various types of Lantern Corps, each being based, in-lore, on one of the 7 colors of emotional spectrum. Let's see how those 2 lists compare.
    Red : Anger and rage
    Orange : Greed
    Yellow : Fear (they're called Sinestro Corps)
    Green : Willpower
    Blue (or cyan, for comparison purposes) : Hope
    Indigo (or deep blue, for comparison purposes) : Compassion (it's the M.O. of the Indigo Tribe).
    Pinkish purple : Love (The Star Sapphires).
    I find it interesting how Red and Orange are a direct match. Yellow and Green seem switched in Jordan's version, but still there as Fear and intimidation is emotional manipulation in DC's approach. And then for the last 3 he put one ("Sound") that is a complete intruder to his little "hypothesis" and the last 2 are what he wanted to conclude with in the first place.
    Why the comic book reference ? That i'd like to know. Well aside from the already underlined. :)

  • @Ian_sothejokeworks
    @Ian_sothejokeworks 6 лет назад +1

    "Babies are only focused on survival." Sure, that's why they scream and cry, letting any predators know right where they are. I like the animation, but Jordan sounds like Scientology fanfic.

  • @TiberiusMaximus
    @TiberiusMaximus 9 лет назад +11

    Martymer has Jordan ever DMCA'd any of these video's? i just got DMCA'd by a protege of his named Teal Swan I filed counter notification but this is my first time, wish me luck any advice appreciated.

    • @Martymer81
      @Martymer81  9 лет назад +12

      No, I've never had any problems like that. But good luck!

    • @Trollingwithlogic
      @Trollingwithlogic 9 лет назад

      Gary B Check here, there are the guys that helped out Myles Power
      www.eff.org/

    • @paianis
      @paianis 9 лет назад

      Gary B Spirit Science in under Creative Commons so Jordan cannot DMCA anyone who copies or uses it.

    • @TiberiusMaximus
      @TiberiusMaximus 9 лет назад +1

      Trolling With Logic I WON! she DMCA'd 2 videos won both citing fair use, i dont think its fair to remove the video while the process is ongoing though.

    • @TiberiusMaximus
      @TiberiusMaximus 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      Bozo i fucking love the name!! I have some videos about Teal on my channel also yea Jordan and Teal are in it together Teals script has Jordan's grubby little weasel hands all over it these 2 do not give a shit about anyone and 2 suicides have already been linked to her and her friend

  • @Self-replicating_whatnot
    @Self-replicating_whatnot 9 лет назад +4

    Picture representing "survival" is adorably hillarious. Now i need 2 wallpapers form Jordan, one with this one and the other with evil martian-shadow-goverment-illuminati-dudes standing in a row being menacing. Seeing that he's back i'd better go and ask him right now.

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад

      I have the evil Illuminati picture, and I posted a link on your comment but I guess RUclips market it as spam.

    • @Self-replicating_whatnot
      @Self-replicating_whatnot 9 лет назад

      TheLeftLibertarianAtheist
      Yah i saw it but it's not what i'm looking for, it was some stupid pyramid diagram thingie.

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад

      Self-replicating whatnot But that was what you time referred to.

    • @Self-replicating_whatnot
      @Self-replicating_whatnot 9 лет назад

      TheLeftLibertarianAtheist
      Nope. Just re-checked, and timestamp i use(thirty-two minutes zero seconds) still goes where i actually wanted it to - a row of scquare-headed dudes with yellow eyes.

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 лет назад

      Self-replicating whatnot Link to the video and I'll check again.

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile 9 лет назад +1

    4:47 "spinning glowing energy sucking ball-sack wheel"
    LOL that's priceless!

  • @johnharbinger7794
    @johnharbinger7794 9 лет назад +1

    I think that chackras are either very strong illusions hardwired in awareness sytem or attachments that connect a part of the self to something. I lean towards this second.

  • @Yorker1998
    @Yorker1998 9 лет назад +3

    Why do I get the feeling that Jordan is spouting *PSEUDOSCIENCE?*

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 9 лет назад +1

      I don't even think this qualifies as pseudoscience. It's just plain word salad at this point.

    • @Yorker1998
      @Yorker1998 9 лет назад

      I would say that pseudoscience and word salad go hand and hand, definitely not mutually exclusive.

  • @TrueMathSquare
    @TrueMathSquare 9 лет назад +4

    Does Jordan care about how nice his artwork is? Because to me it seems it have gotten worst like his patch man.

  • @Neku628
    @Neku628 5 лет назад +2

    Does Jordan think we live in Naruto?

  • @Mantafirefly
    @Mantafirefly 9 лет назад +2

    I think this is one of his more viciously word salad videos.

  • @ivancito7790
    @ivancito7790 9 лет назад +7

    I think the polarized energy he refers to is Prana/Mana/Chi, which is a very common concept in Oriental beliefs.
    Some New Age spiritualists claim that the theorized Tachyon Particles, are essentially the same thing.
    As far as I understand it, I think the concept is basically "All is one, One is all" or "As above, so below" as the Alchemists believed. Which is essentially, God = the Universe, the Universe is connected through this "spiritual energy" which flows all throughout and through every thing. Think "The Force" in Star Wars. It's not that complex of a subject, as it's a very common idea in Oriental beliefs, and has been referenced in fiction time and again.
    I think at this point, you're not entirely disproving the "nonsense" of one person, but rather, shitting upon religious beliefs that have been held as traditions for 1000s of years. Yes, Jordan says a lot of ridiculous crap like in his History video. But in this particular one, you're nitpicking at things he says, and pretending he's making up stuff, when in fact, I think it was pretty evident that he was saying the Chakras existed outside of a 3rd dimension. Concepts which do exist in scientific theory. No, it's not proven, however, there is a point in which hard reason, and a lack of open-mindedness "just because I can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist" mentality is in fact more counter-intuitive than otherwise.
    The fact of the matter is, science is incomplete at the moment, therefore, you cannot conclude with absolute certainty that none of these ideas COULD in possibly be true. The fact of the matter is that the universe is full of mysteries, and unexplained questions. Many of which don't have answers.
    There comes a point in which criticizing and insulting a person's beliefs just because you don't agree with them is more of an act of shameless ego dick-stroking, than it is an objective view at what a person is saying. Yes, Jordan says a lot of crazy hippie shit, but not everything he says is ill founded. His videos on chakras hold as much weight to them as many of the writings in the Bible. Which, while a lot of what the Bible says is horseshit, a lot of it is also ancient fable which can give you a window into what and how people thought thousands of years ago. Understanding our past is critical in order to progress onward, and in all truth, the belief that all of these concepts are wrong with absolute certainty as you so portray, is just as bigoted and incorrect as the opposite on the coin that you so vehemently criticize.
    You're not better than Jordan, just as you're not better than religious believers or other atheists. You simply have your beliefs, and that's it. To postulate yourself as superior because you believe that your beliefs are more correct is only pushing your further from ever truly understanding the world.

    • @sophiarivera7364
      @sophiarivera7364 9 лет назад +2

      Very well said! One of the only comments I've seen in these videos (both SS ans Martymers responses included) that I personally agree with the most.
      I personally watch both series' to open my mind to new concepts and to keep me grounded by legitimate scientific facts simultaneously. I find watching both series' is a way to make sure that I'm not being heavily influenced by either party.

    •  9 лет назад +8

      Ivan Santiago Try again when you figure out that science requires ideas to have evidence to back them up, this is not "shitting on beliefs" it's called skepticism you fucking moron.

    • @dutheildimitri178
      @dutheildimitri178 9 лет назад

      +Ivan Santiago man love your comment, the best one ive ever seen on mortimer's channel, thank you

    • @remavas5470
      @remavas5470 7 лет назад +1

      NUTCASE71733 Did you now I saw a unicorn in a black hole the other day?

  • @jasonbrown4526
    @jasonbrown4526 9 лет назад +1

    4:54
    Jordan just showed me something that I didn't know. Your body and your spirit are powered by the monster in the Clinger Winger stage of the original Battletoads videogame.
    Or, the body could just be made up of chemicals. One or the other. I prefer to think that I'm powered by Battletoads.

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 4 года назад +1

    If chakras are affected by the colors we wear, what happens if we wear all black? Or all white?

  • @lucaspylant5204
    @lucaspylant5204 9 лет назад +2

    I think Bill Waterson is about to have a spinning, glowing wheel in his stomach.

  • @atrahasis3899
    @atrahasis3899 6 лет назад

    I get chased by red tinted bears all the time and can thus vouch for the veracity of Jordan's hypothesis.

  • @twintrickster5004
    @twintrickster5004 7 лет назад +2

    you should record a talk show with him! It would be classic to watch him flip out

  • @amanounmei
    @amanounmei 9 лет назад +1

    Space Jews are never gonna get old.

  • @mooglenaur
    @mooglenaur 9 лет назад +1

    Darnit Martymer every time I watch these you put me in the mood for Mel Brooks and the History of the World part 1!

  • @AragornRespecter
    @AragornRespecter 6 лет назад +1

    How else am I supposed to control the avatar state!?

  • @sabertooth1980
    @sabertooth1980 9 лет назад +1

    Besides, Jordan is wrong about the colour of willpower! Everyone knows that willpower is green. The Green Lantern said so!

  • @MrOttopants
    @MrOttopants 9 лет назад +1

    Jordan is just lazy when it comes to thinking, but he's a hard worker when it comes to making videos about his lazy thinking.

  • @lucaskeiglestein5181
    @lucaskeiglestein5181 9 лет назад

    I emitted an audible "tHuhhthhuh" when I saw this in my Subscriptions box

  • @cerebraphile7161
    @cerebraphile7161 9 лет назад +1

    It seems as if this video cut off abruptly. I sense a calm before the storm. Jordan hasn't been making many videos lately, which leads me to believe when he talks about the rest of the "chakras", he's going to release something much longer and much stupider.

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 4 года назад +2

    I like milk chockras. The dark chockras are bitter. Does that make me racist?

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 6 лет назад +1

    This Spirit Science episodes reads like fucking Dragon Age lore. xD

  • @mojobag01
    @mojobag01 9 лет назад

    I have really enjoyed your WDPLASS series. It isn't often that I learn and laugh so much.

  • @FiniteAtticus
    @FiniteAtticus 9 лет назад +2

    3:06 HA! I knew that equation! Thank you fancy shamancy college stuff! Seriously though, great vid martymer!

  • @bipolarminddroppings
    @bipolarminddroppings Год назад +1

    A scaling and harmonising of vibration, between polarised frequencies.
    I'm a musician and a physicist, I have no idea what the he'll he even trying to say...

  • @badmoon722
    @badmoon722 9 лет назад

    "Spinning, glowing, energy sucking- ballsack wheel..." Lol, awesome. Just awesome.

  • @IlluminatusPythagoras
    @IlluminatusPythagoras 6 лет назад

    By the way, I'm enjoying this series. I first stumbled onto your channel because of your response to "Morgue". I published a response to one of his videos too, and am getting comments from some of his cult following now.

  • @theblancmange1265
    @theblancmange1265 3 года назад

    The baby bleeding chakra from its crotch was something I never thought I would see.

  • @MostorAstrakan
    @MostorAstrakan 9 лет назад

    Soothing noises to put the brain to sleep...

  • @KarbineKyle
    @KarbineKyle 8 лет назад

    Spirit "Science": It's every religion and conspiracy theory, with science lingo all bundled into one.

  • @defenderoftheadverb
    @defenderoftheadverb 9 лет назад

    You're a breath of fresh air Marty.

  • @cosmist
    @cosmist 9 лет назад

    Haha, I squirted beer out of my nose when he said "Support from the world around you does not mean exactly the same thing as 'Spinning glowing energy-sucking ballsack wheel' ".

  • @TheRepublicOfUngeria
    @TheRepublicOfUngeria 9 лет назад +1

    So, if a baby was born without anything below their waist, but managed to survive, would that baby not cry because it doesn't have a sex chakra with which to enable survival to be on their mind? And would any person who has their pelvis and legs destroyed and removed from their body be incapable of desiring survival?

  • @ActiveAdvocate1
    @ActiveAdvocate1 3 года назад

    You: "Well, considering the more spiritually enlightened believe a bunch of stupid things..."
    Me: "Now, now...you wait till I can get my hands on this shit."

  • @rololoy2
    @rololoy2 4 года назад +1

    Both of them have no real knowledge about chakras and Martymer as a scientist would obviously refute any possibility of a spiritual realm .

  • @HungerGamesFan88
    @HungerGamesFan88 9 лет назад +1

    I feel like there would be some webseries of shorts by the name of Space Jews

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar 6 лет назад +1

    Spirit «"science"» = Word salad 505

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 9 лет назад

    There was a cake... A CAKE! The cake... is a lie!
    (Sorry, I had to. That never gets old.)

  • @JinTheSlim
    @JinTheSlim 8 лет назад +1

    Only good thing in any of Jordan's schlop is his choice of music. I can dig his taste, at least. :)

  • @narum86
    @narum86 9 лет назад

    Love this part of your serie Martymer xD

  • @TheRantingBrit
    @TheRantingBrit 9 лет назад

    Marty, you just need to start drinking onion and banana juice. :P
    Great video as always. :) Loved the "ballsack wheel." xD

  • @Sarritabonitaa
    @Sarritabonitaa 4 года назад

    WE are vibrating. Light is vibrating all around us

  • @superholy345q
    @superholy345q 9 лет назад

    I have been waiting for this vid for so long :D

  • @blazmaverick
    @blazmaverick 9 лет назад

    I'm so happy to see a new one of these.

  • @suebolden
    @suebolden 6 лет назад

    The irony - an ad on this video for something called “Conversations With God”.

  • @Captain_Draco
    @Captain_Draco 9 лет назад

    I've been waiting for another WDPLaSS video

  • @Immortalcheese
    @Immortalcheese 9 лет назад

    Oh man I've missed this series

  • @inkdaddy4705
    @inkdaddy4705 7 лет назад +1

    do u even naruto bro

  • @raybidhq
    @raybidhq 5 лет назад +2

    You really hate the space jew thing huh? :)

  • @sensate2000
    @sensate2000 9 лет назад

    Jordan needs to take a childhood development class. Or any class for that matter.

  • @alptigin5438
    @alptigin5438 9 лет назад

    Jordan's version sounds like a really messed up version of the needs pyramid.
    Also for some reason I keep thinking of 70's prog rock whenever I see one of these Spirit Science vids. Like Jordan should be tying back his feathered hair with a headband, putting on a spangly tunic, and playing a 40-minute keyboard solo.

  • @Tom64
    @Tom64 9 лет назад

    I laughed so hard at the ballsack wheel

  • @Slackerhun
    @Slackerhun 5 лет назад

    I love how I get spirit mappin, soul architecture adds on this video.

  • @supernazighost1749
    @supernazighost1749 Год назад

    The fact that babies will play with toys, crawl around and explore, and from what can be gleamed from infant morality tests, seem to prove that babies think about more than base survival. Also human survival depends on contact with others, which is brought about by willpower, which is fueled by instinct. This whole chakra is controller different stuff, is just, dumb. Human psychology even when we are infants is a LOT more complicated than anything SS thinks. As someone who studied psychology heavily, this hurts me.

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 9 лет назад

    Patchman's lost weight!
    Also, I think I'm hypnotized by that shirt.

  • @superholy345q
    @superholy345q 9 лет назад +1

    Jordan made another one he said to ask bears to take photos with you. Plz fix before someone hurts themselves.
    Love the vids btw :D

  • @matt8043
    @matt8043 4 года назад +1

    This guy really is an insult to actual spiritualists

  • @attilamagyar91
    @attilamagyar91 8 лет назад

    interesting that the last 2 "chakras" are totally his own invention put into the original idea.

  • @yeester88
    @yeester88 9 лет назад

    kudos to Jordan for still making these despite all the shit you give him haha

  • @bazemk5111979
    @bazemk5111979 9 лет назад

    I have never spent watching more then 5-6 uploads at once on someone channel, oh but this one tops the cake!!!! I saw all 19 at one shot, good laughs and also good laughs with CHL's channel when he made the video for the Astral asshole regarding SS channel.
    IDK what to say, he seems like a nice and positive person but when he gets going with the nonsense nothing can stop him LOL.
    Jordan all of a sudden have an explanation for any thing that's recognized spooky science in Quantum Physics and while our scientist have been bumping their heads against the wall for the past 100 years when it comes to the spooky part. Albert Einstein as much as he hated some parts of the QP he couldn't gotten as far as he got without it.
    I understand Jordan and his ideas are crazy and out of proportion, but nothing is more crazy the QP, the theory of just even thinking that none of this reality is real tis just nuts. Scientist say if something you don't understand you should not jump into conclusion with claiming final results, well they have been looking at the same damn experiments for the past 100 years and results are always the same, is it that much embarrassing for them to admit what is actual aftermath of the experiments. The evidence is obvious, but I understand is hard to accept it because the reality we live dont allow for such final conclusion.

  • @hedleypanama
    @hedleypanama 9 лет назад

    #Objection!
    Jordan never said "Space Jews", he actually said "Space Juice"...
    #Overruled!

  • @carlosmaurokrma92
    @carlosmaurokrma92 9 лет назад

    jordan has done a SERIOUSLY amount of LSD... im sure of it

  • @algebra5766
    @algebra5766 9 лет назад

    Thank you very much for this one .... Your work is valuable.

  • @stairinspector4777
    @stairinspector4777 4 года назад +2

    Love your videos, sending bunch of woowoos to you

  • @TrueMathSquare
    @TrueMathSquare 9 лет назад

    Yea you are back with SS!

  • @CptReynoldsStuntDble
    @CptReynoldsStuntDble 9 лет назад

    I knew I was right to wear my red boxer briefs to my most recent interview.

  • @NathanTAK
    @NathanTAK 9 лет назад

    ''Support from the world around you' does not mean exactly the same thing as 'Spinning glowing energy-sucking ballsack wheel''
    XD