I have found this also, I carry out machine repairs on site, have done for 25 years all over Western Australia, the arses that I have met over the years controlling the gates have been unbelievable, one of the reasons why I have now stopped.
True, but it also has to be an ideological problem as well. He thinks we have a positive law society. He LEFT reality behind. He's a safe and happy sheep, and wants everyone else to join him in his tragic existence. That might sound harsh, but this man truly believes that a man cannot freely roam wherever he wishes in Britain without express permission! Him and his ilk are a danger to liberty. *edit liberty ends at borders.
Why would be care? He may well know, but if he's been told by his boss to see PA off, why wouldn't he try? There's no consequences for him trying, other than making his boss less unhappy, so of course he will.
I worked on a private estate in Scotland ... It was ALL privately owned land ... The West Highland Way ran through the property. Public access through private land is a real thing.
@@barryabell5410, honest mum, there I was surrounded by this herd of huge burly brutes - I just stood up, looked really tall, leaned towards them - and gave them my "Evil Eye" look!! Boy mum, they turned aroung right quick!! They took off shaking!! You woulda been soooo proud of me!! Mum, pass the tofu please. 😔 🤔
I work in security. Many thanks to all that do these videos and thank god I took the time to learn or that could have been me. I used to work with a guard that was 80 years old and that would have been so funny watching him get a visit. Picture dads army lol.
strange... so many people think they know the laws better than the auditors... and then make a fool out off them selves.. bad for the companies they represent..
😂😂The contrast between his earnest super-confidence about what he said and the complete nonsense it actually was is comedy gold. Brilliant as always PA, I'm so glad it's been re-uploaded, taking it down was ridiculous.
Pure conjecture here, but I wonder if Mr Security Guard lives in a bedsit flat alone, "amuses" himself with 'interesting' internet content and cries himself to sleep every night? I could so totally be wrong, but Dammit, he looks like he does.
I was starting to feel a little bit sorry for this one until he uttered the phrase " Off you pop then " 4 times !....That saying really gets up my hooter. 🤬😡😡
Pure Audits should be available on prescription for manic depressives! He lights my day up every time I watch his videos. I can't understand while he's only got 12-13k subscribers, when he's 500% better than most channels...
Mostly they act on a single complaint or report. Then the uploader has to try to work out who or why. Sometimes they might give a timeframe of who needs blurred out etc.
You lied when saying “despite the fact that they all habitually lie”. Ironically you stated your opinion as “fact”. What’s the definition of a tyrant again? 😉✅
Oh dear, the poor security officer will be festering until he can see his shrink. Unfortunately it's a problem trying to educate certain individuals how to use some common sense in his normal duties. No signs, open gates and pedestrian footpaths is a magnet for auditors to have a look around. P A you did good by bringing to his attention these facts. Didn't take it on board did he? Had to argue,however, we will see the drone footage. Carry on the good work I for one love your videos.
I love this one, in my opinion this is your best, he is totally hooked by you and you can see him getting totally agitated and getting mixed up ... Nice one, Ive watched all your vids now and had to come back to this one again and give it another viewing ... Keep it up mate .. Brilliant .. All the best
Thanks PA for the Re-up, I guess it was receptionist who complained hence her face blurred. Poor security guy, his anxiety levels seemed to be off the scale. Hopefully by now he has watched a few of your videos ,learnt something, and can now rest easy Ill also wager that site has installed the relevent signage, PA educating big business for free, Top man 🏆
Pure audits you really are the best audit character that ive come across,always gives us a great laugh well done,keep doing more of the same,you think im coming in,im not coming in,the drone is always the one that gets them going the most....no.1 fan
The security guard looks like he's out of 'league of gentlemen'
A local shop for local people 😅😅😅
haaahaaaaa !!!!!!!
We'll have no trouble here.
" You can't film the precious things"😮
he, s definitely been on the "special stuff
I was viewing him at a slightly deeper level, ie as a Party Member, but I do love The Gentlemen!🤣
Most of security guards behave this way, they are like frustrated traffic wardens without the intelligence, just on a virtual power trip.
Many security guards are such because they couldn't qualify to be a cop.
Career choices: car park attendant, litter cop, traffic warden, or, for high flyers, PCSO.
I have found this also, I carry out machine repairs on site, have done for 25 years all over Western Australia, the arses that I have met over the years controlling the gates have been unbelievable, one of the reasons why I have now stopped.
power trips with literally 0 power. 😂
a security guard has as much power as the dirt under my shoe 😂
The security man is a clown. Hasn't got a clue.
He only got the job because the other candidates couldn't speak any English and were still feeling Seasick.
He’s still waiting to hear from the PCSO recruitment office.
All boxes ticked then.
True, but it also has to be an ideological problem as well. He thinks we have a positive law society. He LEFT reality behind. He's a safe and happy sheep, and wants everyone else to join him in his tragic existence.
That might sound harsh, but this man truly believes that a man cannot freely roam wherever he wishes in Britain without express permission! Him and his ilk are a danger to liberty.
*edit liberty ends at borders.
He's comedy gold without knowing it 😂😂
The security guys wearing bulletproof glasses 😂😂
Cybertruck goggles! 💪
Wasn't he confident in his stupidity?
The most confident people ARE generally the most STUPID. The reason is that they are far too stupid to realise they are stupid
😂😂😂
The penny just never drops with the dimmest security droids.😊😊😊😊
Why would be care? He may well know, but if he's been told by his boss to see PA off, why wouldn't he try? There's no consequences for him trying, other than making his boss less unhappy, so of course he will.
I worked on a private estate in Scotland ... It was ALL privately owned land ... The West Highland Way ran through the property.
Public access through private land is a real thing.
Not quite the same but hey ho
@@JohnUnderwood-yz2xuScotland has right to roam laws that England doesn’t.
Most of tha land and property in the UK is privately ownex afaik. However, it becomes a public place when there’s free public access.
@@JonCookeBridgethat’s actually crazy
A young Eric Morecambe before he was famous 😂😂😂
This poor man needs medical help--"Yellow Jacket Syndrome""--off he went chatting to himself--very sad--😭😭
what will he tell his mummy when he gets home 😮
@26TM034 he will tell her of the 10 big men he physically threw off their private property with open gates with visitors parking 😂😂
@@barryabell5410, honest mum, there I was surrounded by this herd of huge burly brutes - I just stood up, looked really tall, leaned towards them - and gave them my "Evil Eye" look!! Boy mum, they turned aroung right quick!! They took off shaking!! You woulda been soooo proud of me!! Mum, pass the tofu please. 😔 🤔
@@lylecoglianese1645😂
This security guard is something else. Absolute knob!
he probably likes knob as he works for Siemans 🙂 . sorry
He's like a character Reece Shearsmith would play 🤣🤣
Haha, yeah... He's making me think of Reeces character in the theatre group Legs Akimbo 😄
I work in security. Many thanks to all that do these videos and thank god I took the time to learn or that could have been me. I used to work with a guard that was 80 years old and that would have been so funny watching him get a visit. Picture dads army lol.
When will they get an education
What another knob head of a security guard. ! It was publicly accessible so you had every right to enter.
The security guard has ran in to change his nickers
That security guard is comedy gold. His mum definitely wears the trousers in their house 😂
Spunky the security guard, is getting a bit mad😂.
The SIA might be interested in using this as an educational video on how NOT to do it.
They should have 1000nds of those videos as a selection by now.
🤣😂🤣😂Mr Magoo is not happy!!!
strange... so many people think they know the laws better than the auditors... and then make a fool out off them selves.. bad for the companies they represent..
It’s more the company not bothering to educate. A quick training course would suffice surely.
What an absolute tool the security guard is I’ll bet he can shut any party down just with his presence.
😂😂The contrast between his earnest super-confidence about what he said and the complete nonsense it actually was is comedy gold.
Brilliant as always PA, I'm so glad it's been re-uploaded, taking it down was ridiculous.
Sorry mate your power trip has been declined
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He's having a paddy about permission of entry, whilst a silver Ford Transit casually breezes past him. 🤡🤔
England is really going to miss these jobsworths one day.😂😂😂😂
Fat chance
Spread the Word .. Pure Audits Power 💪🏼💯😎
Horn rim Harry types in the 60's used to wear macinintosh raincoats and galoshers all the time now they wear high vis.
Pure conjecture here, but I wonder if Mr Security Guard lives in a bedsit flat alone, "amuses" himself with 'interesting' internet content and cries himself to sleep every night? I could so totally be wrong, but Dammit, he looks like he does.
@@MsArishiaNishior he calls in at the local comedy club, does a 10 minute spot, & no one laughs!!
Until he leaves!!
Bloody hell someone's on the rag.
He actually is a comedy act! 😂😂😂
I love your videos I think they r fantastic keep them coming look forward to seeing the next one 😊
Thank you 👍 PA
I must admit this is the best auditing channel, very polite with a nice comical tone & stay calm attitude.
Great to watch lol
Thank you 👍
For an older person you can run fast 🤣🤣🤣👏👏great video again don’t know how I missed this 12 days ago.
The security guard contributed to the entertainment
😂😂 Brilliant mate...... that poor security guard just needed contact to talk to and unfortunately you were that contact. 😂😂
It’s always funny when security make and enforce laws!! 😂
This very rare Reeves & Mortimer out-take is much appreciated, cheers!
There is a reason Security Guards get paid minimum wage.
Reece Shearsmith (Inside No.9) is on hard times having to moonlight as a security guard
Yes im glad it's not just me that thought that.
He was in a mood wasn't he
Without that yellow jacket he's a teddy bear hugging mama's boy with no friends.
The return of Gok Wan
The only person I've disturbed is you. Great stuff. He was the archetypal jobsworth.
I cant watch this again sorry....that guy REALLY winds me up
I love the re uploads auditors do with the terrible face blocking where we can still just pause it and see there faces clearly lol
"I know her! Wait, she's blurred out, so I have no idea who it is any more"
A reception sign suggests public access.
That man was intense lol
I was starting to feel a little bit sorry for this one until he uttered the phrase " Off you pop then " 4 times !....That saying really gets up my hooter. 🤬😡😡
Love it.
No way was that place private.
I am glad you carried on and ignored that security Guard.
Great video.
“Off you pop Then”… brilliant 😂
"Security was a bit touchy" 🤣 You're a master of understatement.
Pure Audits should be available on prescription for manic depressives! He lights my day up every time I watch his videos. I can't understand while he's only got 12-13k subscribers, when he's 500% better than most channels...
Haha what a character 😂 love him 😂
don't you just love them
WTF keeps going on about no sign saying ‘public access’. There wasn’t one saying’ NO public access’ either.
Why don’t companies run training courses for their security and staff in general regarding auditors?
I would love to know how this was taken down the first time. Do youtube not review videos first?
Mostly they act on a single complaint or report. Then the uploader has to try to work out who or why. Sometimes they might give a timeframe of who needs blurred out etc.
Spot on 👍
You were right Mr Pure, when you said the security guard was disturbed!
You've got the Frank Spencer schtick down to a tee. You can wind them up without a hint of rudeness or abuse. 🤣🤣
The yellow coated gate keeper guarding an open gate . maybe he is a relative of a CEO ?
Only exit is open tho.
When are they gonna learn, reposting just gets them even more exposure
Such conviction he's right...sensational ❤
Why do security officers and police expect us to accept their word despite the fact that they all habitually lie to us.
You lied when saying “despite the fact that they all habitually lie”.
Ironically you stated your opinion as “fact”.
What’s the definition of a tyrant again? 😉✅
Security needs to take a chill pill 😂
That security guard has the intelligence of a frog
Apparently you need an appoinTmenT aT thaT barrier. He’s like a League of Gentlemen character. 😂 Thanks PA
What a jobsworth 😎😎 great video buddy. You can never escape the idiots in security who think they can order Joe public around. 👍
Oh dear, the poor security officer will be festering until he can see his shrink. Unfortunately it's a problem trying to educate certain individuals how to use some common sense in his normal duties. No signs, open gates and pedestrian footpaths is a magnet for auditors to have a look around. P A you did good by bringing to his attention these facts. Didn't take it on board did he? Had to argue,however, we will see the drone footage. Carry on the good work I for one love your videos.
Can’t get his own way, so wanders off muttering to himself.
You know what your doing mr pure audits and I love the way you lure them in 👌👌
The amount of people thinking you "need permission" is amazing. Shows how many dont know the law.
Siemens really did leave a nasty taste in the mouth 💦
Eric Morecambe”s love child is definitely a sandwich short of a picnic….. You could literally take him out of your pocket to play at a whim 🤣🤣🤣😁
Lovechild of karl pilkington and reece shearsmith 7:02
Such a wind up. But some people wind themselves up. He was so confident in his ignorance.
This video is great, it's like an episode of Fawlty Towers with the silly little security man who doesn't know anything lol
It was like a comedy sketch with Reece Shearsmith as the Security guard...😂
This is my favourite episode of Inside No.9
😂😂😂
hilarious that two people are fighting over signs! comedy gold
😂😂😂 that was so funny.
I’m a regular viewer of all audits, I’ve yet to see a more funnier video of ‘Golden Wonder’ of Scunthorpe !
An oldie, but an absolute classic !
I love this one, in my opinion this is your best, he is totally hooked by you and you can see him getting totally agitated and getting mixed up ... Nice one, Ive watched all your vids now and had to come back to this one again and give it another viewing ... Keep it up mate .. Brilliant .. All the best
Thank you 👍
Hahaha! A fool has a mouth and no ears!!
That daft security muppet just couldn't handle you in the slightest 😂😂
Thanks PA for the Re-up,
I guess it was receptionist who complained hence her face blurred.
Poor security guy, his anxiety levels seemed to be off the scale.
Hopefully by now he has watched a few of your videos ,learnt something, and can now rest easy
Ill also wager that site has installed the relevent signage,
PA educating big business for free,
Top man 🏆
But we can still see the receptionist 3:54
😂😂😂 Thank you 👍
PA`s blurring machine is about as useful as that security guard 🤣🤣
@@paullord3549 🤣🤣🤣
Another security guard fresh out on day release from his law studies! How are you supposed to have access to the businesses now on the estate?
love u bro. good laughs
privacy complaint = 2x the money!
Pure audits you really are the best audit character that ive come across,always gives us a great laugh well done,keep doing more of the same,you think im coming in,im not coming in,the drone is always the one that gets them going the most....no.1 fan
Thank you 👍 PA
11:40 "😠 You see there's a gate": PA lifts and points the camera 🤣 legend
I think all that was the highlight of the Security guards week😂😂
Jeez, Dont you just love security guards, they are all so thick, they provide such great comedy !.
Off you pop then. Lol. Hilarious.😃👍
How do you always find these caricatures PA? 😂❤ Hilarious bit of conversation as he gets more and more irate ❤
Gotta laugh..... Thanks again PA..... Awesome.
For some reason he reminds me of British comedy movies 🤣
Stop it, poor security man.😅
That security guy is like some character out of The League of Gentlemen 😂😂😂
How dare you disturb my entrance!
What a silly little man!