"Without Permission You Cannot Do So!" (Re-uploaded to comply with YT policy)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 368

  • @rokketron
    @rokketron 3 месяца назад +76

    The security guard looks like he's out of 'league of gentlemen'
    A local shop for local people 😅😅😅

    • @GavTatu
      @GavTatu 3 месяца назад +3

      haaahaaaaa !!!!!!!

    • @kawasaki32
      @kawasaki32 3 месяца назад +8

      We'll have no trouble here.

    • @britanniau.k.4352
      @britanniau.k.4352 3 месяца назад +6

      " You can't film the precious things"😮

    • @26TM034
      @26TM034 3 месяца назад +4

      he, s definitely been on the "special stuff

    • @carlhartwell7978
      @carlhartwell7978 3 месяца назад +1

      I was viewing him at a slightly deeper level, ie as a Party Member, but I do love The Gentlemen!🤣

  • @PhilJordan-y3m
    @PhilJordan-y3m 3 месяца назад +96

    Most of security guards behave this way, they are like frustrated traffic wardens without the intelligence, just on a virtual power trip.

    • @Leepercomm
      @Leepercomm 3 месяца назад

      Many security guards are such because they couldn't qualify to be a cop.

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 3 месяца назад +4

      Career choices: car park attendant, litter cop, traffic warden, or, for high flyers, PCSO.

    • @EssentialComment
      @EssentialComment 3 месяца назад +3

      I have found this also, I carry out machine repairs on site, have done for 25 years all over Western Australia, the arses that I have met over the years controlling the gates have been unbelievable, one of the reasons why I have now stopped.

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 3 месяца назад +1

      power trips with literally 0 power. 😂
      a security guard has as much power as the dirt under my shoe 😂

  • @rickgordongordonellissteel3761
    @rickgordongordonellissteel3761 3 месяца назад +116

    The security man is a clown. Hasn't got a clue.

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 3 месяца назад +18

      He only got the job because the other candidates couldn't speak any English and were still feeling Seasick.

    • @ericmilligan3
      @ericmilligan3 3 месяца назад +17

      He’s still waiting to hear from the PCSO recruitment office.

    • @Steven-d6b7x
      @Steven-d6b7x 3 месяца назад +6

      All boxes ticked then.

    • @carlhartwell7978
      @carlhartwell7978 3 месяца назад

      True, but it also has to be an ideological problem as well. He thinks we have a positive law society. He LEFT reality behind. He's a safe and happy sheep, and wants everyone else to join him in his tragic existence.
      That might sound harsh, but this man truly believes that a man cannot freely roam wherever he wishes in Britain without express permission! Him and his ilk are a danger to liberty.
      *edit liberty ends at borders.

    • @reddevil3874
      @reddevil3874 3 месяца назад +10

      He's comedy gold without knowing it 😂😂

  • @jaycdundee
    @jaycdundee 3 месяца назад +43

    The security guys wearing bulletproof glasses 😂😂

  • @muddlepond
    @muddlepond 3 месяца назад +80

    Wasn't he confident in his stupidity?

    • @topcat1358
      @topcat1358 3 месяца назад

      The most confident people ARE generally the most STUPID. The reason is that they are far too stupid to realise they are stupid

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

  • @beds139
    @beds139 3 месяца назад +70

    The penny just never drops with the dimmest security droids.😊😊😊😊

    • @CCountZero
      @CCountZero 3 месяца назад +1

      Why would be care? He may well know, but if he's been told by his boss to see PA off, why wouldn't he try? There's no consequences for him trying, other than making his boss less unhappy, so of course he will.

  • @josephrankin9406
    @josephrankin9406 3 месяца назад +37

    I worked on a private estate in Scotland ... It was ALL privately owned land ... The West Highland Way ran through the property.
    Public access through private land is a real thing.

    • @justbreakingballs
      @justbreakingballs 3 месяца назад

      Not quite the same but hey ho

    • @JonCookeBridge
      @JonCookeBridge 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JohnUnderwood-yz2xuScotland has right to roam laws that England doesn’t.

    • @tapiocding
      @tapiocding 3 месяца назад

      Most of tha land and property in the UK is privately ownex afaik. However, it becomes a public place when there’s free public access.

    • @doms_cinema
      @doms_cinema 3 месяца назад

      @@JonCookeBridgethat’s actually crazy

  • @isshereallygoingoutwithhim
    @isshereallygoingoutwithhim 3 месяца назад +22

    A young Eric Morecambe before he was famous 😂😂😂

  • @markfox4970
    @markfox4970 3 месяца назад +32

    This poor man needs medical help--"Yellow Jacket Syndrome""--off he went chatting to himself--very sad--😭😭

    • @26TM034
      @26TM034 3 месяца назад +3

      what will he tell his mummy when he gets home 😮

    • @barryabell5410
      @barryabell5410 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@26TM034 he will tell her of the 10 big men he physically threw off their private property with open gates with visitors parking 😂😂

    • @lylecoglianese1645
      @lylecoglianese1645 3 месяца назад +2

      @@barryabell5410, honest mum, there I was surrounded by this herd of huge burly brutes - I just stood up, looked really tall, leaned towards them - and gave them my "Evil Eye" look!! Boy mum, they turned aroung right quick!! They took off shaking!! You woulda been soooo proud of me!! Mum, pass the tofu please. 😔 🤔

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@lylecoglianese1645😂

  • @Exploringcornwall1
    @Exploringcornwall1 3 месяца назад +36

    This security guard is something else. Absolute knob!

    • @patthewoodboy
      @patthewoodboy 3 месяца назад

      he probably likes knob as he works for Siemans 🙂 . sorry

  • @sarahhemingway2963
    @sarahhemingway2963 3 месяца назад +23

    He's like a character Reece Shearsmith would play 🤣🤣

    • @dannythedoodle
      @dannythedoodle 2 месяца назад +2

      Haha, yeah... He's making me think of Reeces character in the theatre group Legs Akimbo 😄

  • @wellingboroughnorthants2228
    @wellingboroughnorthants2228 3 месяца назад +16

    I work in security. Many thanks to all that do these videos and thank god I took the time to learn or that could have been me. I used to work with a guard that was 80 years old and that would have been so funny watching him get a visit. Picture dads army lol.

  • @royalanethridge333
    @royalanethridge333 3 месяца назад +40

    When will they get an education

  • @pete147
    @pete147 3 месяца назад +38

    What another knob head of a security guard. ! It was publicly accessible so you had every right to enter.

  • @robbiematthews743
    @robbiematthews743 3 месяца назад +20

    The security guard has ran in to change his nickers

  • @paulp5799
    @paulp5799 3 месяца назад +14

    That security guard is comedy gold. His mum definitely wears the trousers in their house 😂

  • @BuzzQuick-s5j
    @BuzzQuick-s5j 3 месяца назад +17

    Spunky the security guard, is getting a bit mad😂.

  • @MrSlipstreem
    @MrSlipstreem 3 месяца назад +10

    The SIA might be interested in using this as an educational video on how NOT to do it.

    • @SergeiFedorov77
      @SergeiFedorov77 3 месяца назад

      They should have 1000nds of those videos as a selection by now.

  • @Wotsinyourbag3
    @Wotsinyourbag3 3 месяца назад +21

    🤣😂🤣😂Mr Magoo is not happy!!!

  • @BenKuipers
    @BenKuipers 3 месяца назад +32

    strange... so many people think they know the laws better than the auditors... and then make a fool out off them selves.. bad for the companies they represent..

    • @ivankadump2539
      @ivankadump2539 3 месяца назад

      It’s more the company not bothering to educate. A quick training course would suffice surely.

  • @At_the_races
    @At_the_races 3 месяца назад +2

    What an absolute tool the security guard is I’ll bet he can shut any party down just with his presence.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 3 месяца назад +3

    😂😂The contrast between his earnest super-confidence about what he said and the complete nonsense it actually was is comedy gold.
    Brilliant as always PA, I'm so glad it's been re-uploaded, taking it down was ridiculous.

  • @oflaherty903
    @oflaherty903 3 месяца назад +57

    Sorry mate your power trip has been declined

  • @Zeus-kj7nn
    @Zeus-kj7nn 3 месяца назад +8

    He's having a paddy about permission of entry, whilst a silver Ford Transit casually breezes past him. 🤡🤔

  • @darryl-ym2cr
    @darryl-ym2cr 3 месяца назад +14

    England is really going to miss these jobsworths one day.😂😂😂😂

  • @nartouzumaki8232
    @nartouzumaki8232 3 месяца назад +19

    Spread the Word .. Pure Audits Power 💪🏼💯😎

  • @roscothesecond6722
    @roscothesecond6722 3 месяца назад +9

    Horn rim Harry types in the 60's used to wear macinintosh raincoats and galoshers all the time now they wear high vis.

  • @craigkolstad983
    @craigkolstad983 3 месяца назад +15

    Pure conjecture here, but I wonder if Mr Security Guard lives in a bedsit flat alone, "amuses" himself with 'interesting' internet content and cries himself to sleep every night? I could so totally be wrong, but Dammit, he looks like he does.

    • @NJoi1one
      @NJoi1one 3 месяца назад

      @@MsArishiaNishior he calls in at the local comedy club, does a 10 minute spot, & no one laughs!!
      Until he leaves!!

  • @norflingtheconqueror462
    @norflingtheconqueror462 10 дней назад +2

    Bloody hell someone's on the rag.

  • @robertfield5036
    @robertfield5036 3 месяца назад +6

    He actually is a comedy act! 😂😂😂

  • @chelseasteve7363
    @chelseasteve7363 3 месяца назад +9

    I love your videos I think they r fantastic keep them coming look forward to seeing the next one 😊

  • @paulwebster3982
    @paulwebster3982 2 месяца назад +2

    I must admit this is the best auditing channel, very polite with a nice comical tone & stay calm attitude.
    Great to watch lol

  • @RichardGray-p3u
    @RichardGray-p3u 2 месяца назад +1

    For an older person you can run fast 🤣🤣🤣👏👏great video again don’t know how I missed this 12 days ago.

  • @vaughnwilliams1208
    @vaughnwilliams1208 3 месяца назад +7

    The security guard contributed to the entertainment

  • @waddac2
    @waddac2 3 месяца назад +3

    😂😂 Brilliant mate...... that poor security guard just needed contact to talk to and unfortunately you were that contact. 😂😂

  • @eddglaze707
    @eddglaze707 3 месяца назад +8

    It’s always funny when security make and enforce laws!! 😂

  • @jeffsimon9594
    @jeffsimon9594 3 месяца назад +2

    This very rare Reeves & Mortimer out-take is much appreciated, cheers!

  • @peterb2272
    @peterb2272 3 месяца назад +6

    There is a reason Security Guards get paid minimum wage.

  • @davidpickard9393
    @davidpickard9393 3 месяца назад +5

    Reece Shearsmith (Inside No.9) is on hard times having to moonlight as a security guard

    • @davidreeves1587
      @davidreeves1587 3 месяца назад

      Yes im glad it's not just me that thought that.

  • @pachy444
    @pachy444 3 месяца назад +7

    He was in a mood wasn't he

  • @SergeiFedorov77
    @SergeiFedorov77 3 месяца назад +3

    Without that yellow jacket he's a teddy bear hugging mama's boy with no friends.

  • @garyhollins7911
    @garyhollins7911 3 месяца назад +8

    The return of Gok Wan

  • @CerysEdwards-i6y
    @CerysEdwards-i6y 3 месяца назад +5

    The only person I've disturbed is you. Great stuff. He was the archetypal jobsworth.

  • @deej7213
    @deej7213 3 месяца назад +8

    I cant watch this again sorry....that guy REALLY winds me up

  • @paulc2007
    @paulc2007 3 месяца назад +7

    I love the re uploads auditors do with the terrible face blocking where we can still just pause it and see there faces clearly lol

    • @peterhemmings2929
      @peterhemmings2929 3 месяца назад +3

      "I know her! Wait, she's blurred out, so I have no idea who it is any more"

  • @RogerVKint
    @RogerVKint 3 месяца назад +4

    A reception sign suggests public access.

  • @Rubberthumper
    @Rubberthumper 3 месяца назад +7

    That man was intense lol

  • @atitnac598
    @atitnac598 3 месяца назад +3

    I was starting to feel a little bit sorry for this one until he uttered the phrase " Off you pop then " 4 times !....That saying really gets up my hooter. 🤬😡😡

  • @SusanNoulton
    @SusanNoulton 3 месяца назад +1

    Love it.
    No way was that place private.
    I am glad you carried on and ignored that security Guard.
    Great video.

  • @petittrainguernsey3297
    @petittrainguernsey3297 3 месяца назад +5

    “Off you pop Then”… brilliant 😂

  • @jaygee5693
    @jaygee5693 3 месяца назад +1

    "Security was a bit touchy" 🤣 You're a master of understatement.

  • @Doctortigger-m1b
    @Doctortigger-m1b 2 месяца назад +1

    Pure Audits should be available on prescription for manic depressives! He lights my day up every time I watch his videos. I can't understand while he's only got 12-13k subscribers, when he's 500% better than most channels...

  • @drips1030
    @drips1030 3 месяца назад +10

    Haha what a character 😂 love him 😂

  • @kentaudituk3483
    @kentaudituk3483 3 месяца назад +10

    don't you just love them

  • @petermanning6910
    @petermanning6910 3 месяца назад +5

    WTF keeps going on about no sign saying ‘public access’. There wasn’t one saying’ NO public access’ either.

  • @ivankadump2539
    @ivankadump2539 3 месяца назад +1

    Why don’t companies run training courses for their security and staff in general regarding auditors?

  • @cornishmining4801
    @cornishmining4801 3 месяца назад +6

    I would love to know how this was taken down the first time. Do youtube not review videos first?

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 3 месяца назад +4

      Mostly they act on a single complaint or report. Then the uploader has to try to work out who or why. Sometimes they might give a timeframe of who needs blurred out etc.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 месяца назад

      Spot on 👍

  • @PeterSmith-mt5ik
    @PeterSmith-mt5ik 3 месяца назад +3

    You were right Mr Pure, when you said the security guard was disturbed!

  • @dickietrickle
    @dickietrickle 3 месяца назад +2

    You've got the Frank Spencer schtick down to a tee. You can wind them up without a hint of rudeness or abuse. 🤣🤣

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother 3 месяца назад +7

    The yellow coated gate keeper guarding an open gate . maybe he is a relative of a CEO ?

    • @doms_cinema
      @doms_cinema 3 месяца назад

      Only exit is open tho.

  • @PatrickConklin-kg5pi
    @PatrickConklin-kg5pi 3 месяца назад +1

    When are they gonna learn, reposting just gets them even more exposure

  • @DeborahTaylor.
    @DeborahTaylor. 3 месяца назад +2

    Such conviction he's right...sensational ❤

  • @patrickdaly2121
    @patrickdaly2121 3 месяца назад +10

    Why do security officers and police expect us to accept their word despite the fact that they all habitually lie to us.

    • @Hrossey
      @Hrossey 3 месяца назад +1

      You lied when saying “despite the fact that they all habitually lie”.
      Ironically you stated your opinion as “fact”.
      What’s the definition of a tyrant again? 😉✅

  • @RSal847
    @RSal847 3 месяца назад +7

    Security needs to take a chill pill 😂

  • @paulpowell5459
    @paulpowell5459 2 месяца назад +1

    That security guard has the intelligence of a frog

  • @Momomoloo
    @Momomoloo 2 месяца назад +1

    Apparently you need an appoinTmenT aT thaT barrier. He’s like a League of Gentlemen character. 😂 Thanks PA

  • @zorba1962
    @zorba1962 3 месяца назад +1

    What a jobsworth 😎😎 great video buddy. You can never escape the idiots in security who think they can order Joe public around. 👍

  • @neilradford1470
    @neilradford1470 3 месяца назад +5

    Oh dear, the poor security officer will be festering until he can see his shrink. Unfortunately it's a problem trying to educate certain individuals how to use some common sense in his normal duties. No signs, open gates and pedestrian footpaths is a magnet for auditors to have a look around. P A you did good by bringing to his attention these facts. Didn't take it on board did he? Had to argue,however, we will see the drone footage. Carry on the good work I for one love your videos.

  • @kenthall319
    @kenthall319 3 месяца назад +2

    Can’t get his own way, so wanders off muttering to himself.

  • @carlosq4775
    @carlosq4775 3 месяца назад +2

    You know what your doing mr pure audits and I love the way you lure them in 👌👌

  • @Leepercomm
    @Leepercomm 3 месяца назад +1

    The amount of people thinking you "need permission" is amazing. Shows how many dont know the law.

  • @Del213
    @Del213 3 месяца назад +5

    Siemens really did leave a nasty taste in the mouth 💦

  • @browndirtcowboy396
    @browndirtcowboy396 3 месяца назад +1

    Eric Morecambe”s love child is definitely a sandwich short of a picnic….. You could literally take him out of your pocket to play at a whim 🤣🤣🤣😁

  • @moonpawooe7134
    @moonpawooe7134 3 месяца назад +4

    Lovechild of karl pilkington and reece shearsmith 7:02

  • @keglat1
    @keglat1 3 месяца назад +2

    Such a wind up. But some people wind themselves up. He was so confident in his ignorance.

  • @ThatGoth
    @ThatGoth 3 месяца назад +1

    This video is great, it's like an episode of Fawlty Towers with the silly little security man who doesn't know anything lol

  • @DesertRat63
    @DesertRat63 3 месяца назад +1

    It was like a comedy sketch with Reece Shearsmith as the Security guard...😂

  • @JPlokford
    @JPlokford 2 месяца назад +1

    This is my favourite episode of Inside No.9

  • @corpeedo
    @corpeedo 3 месяца назад +1

    hilarious that two people are fighting over signs! comedy gold

  • @hc3932
    @hc3932 3 месяца назад +2

    😂😂😂 that was so funny.

  • @hulltimatecitizen484
    @hulltimatecitizen484 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m a regular viewer of all audits, I’ve yet to see a more funnier video of ‘Golden Wonder’ of Scunthorpe !
    An oldie, but an absolute classic !

  • @RandomAirTraffic
    @RandomAirTraffic 2 месяца назад

    I love this one, in my opinion this is your best, he is totally hooked by you and you can see him getting totally agitated and getting mixed up ... Nice one, Ive watched all your vids now and had to come back to this one again and give it another viewing ... Keep it up mate .. Brilliant .. All the best

  • @JamieW-o7b
    @JamieW-o7b 3 месяца назад +5

    Hahaha! A fool has a mouth and no ears!!

  • @stephenbucknell4527
    @stephenbucknell4527 3 месяца назад +1

    That daft security muppet just couldn't handle you in the slightest 😂😂

  • @ttuathal4509
    @ttuathal4509 3 месяца назад +10

    Thanks PA for the Re-up,
    I guess it was receptionist who complained hence her face blurred.
    Poor security guy, his anxiety levels seemed to be off the scale.
    Hopefully by now he has watched a few of your videos ,learnt something, and can now rest easy
    Ill also wager that site has installed the relevent signage,
    PA educating big business for free,
    Top man 🏆

    • @WIP532
      @WIP532 3 месяца назад

      But we can still see the receptionist 3:54

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂 Thank you 👍

    • @paullord3549
      @paullord3549 3 месяца назад +2

      PA`s blurring machine is about as useful as that security guard 🤣🤣

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 месяца назад +1

      @@paullord3549 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PJ-wm9nq
    @PJ-wm9nq 3 месяца назад +9

    Another security guard fresh out on day release from his law studies! How are you supposed to have access to the businesses now on the estate?

  • @garylee7533
    @garylee7533 3 месяца назад +3

    love u bro. good laughs

  • @TheCBC1984
    @TheCBC1984 3 месяца назад +1

    privacy complaint = 2x the money!

  • @frankhyam3125
    @frankhyam3125 3 месяца назад

    Pure audits you really are the best audit character that ive come across,always gives us a great laugh well done,keep doing more of the same,you think im coming in,im not coming in,the drone is always the one that gets them going the most....no.1 fan

  • @mobiuseno
    @mobiuseno 3 месяца назад

    11:40 "😠 You see there's a gate": PA lifts and points the camera 🤣 legend

  • @mrfrisky6501
    @mrfrisky6501 3 месяца назад +1

    I think all that was the highlight of the Security guards week😂😂

  • @francishuhghes5229
    @francishuhghes5229 2 месяца назад

    Jeez, Dont you just love security guards, they are all so thick, they provide such great comedy !.

  • @user-um1xt3kh
    @user-um1xt3kh 3 месяца назад +2

    Off you pop then. Lol. Hilarious.😃👍

  • @Jobriz84
    @Jobriz84 3 месяца назад +1

    How do you always find these caricatures PA? 😂❤ Hilarious bit of conversation as he gets more and more irate ❤

  • @peteryoung5791
    @peteryoung5791 Месяц назад

    Gotta laugh..... Thanks again PA..... Awesome.

  • @doms_cinema
    @doms_cinema 3 месяца назад +1

    For some reason he reminds me of British comedy movies 🤣

  • @jefflong7573
    @jefflong7573 2 месяца назад +1

    Stop it, poor security man.😅

  • @jaywolf7917
    @jaywolf7917 2 месяца назад

    That security guy is like some character out of The League of Gentlemen 😂😂😂

  • @CR-kt5hp
    @CR-kt5hp 3 месяца назад +2

    How dare you disturb my entrance!

  • @kenthall319
    @kenthall319 3 месяца назад

    What a silly little man!