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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @Sylvia-Storm
    @Sylvia-Storm 4 месяца назад +127

    Being stupid isn’t a matter of not knowing something, it’s the refusal to learn.

    • @vladimirimp
      @vladimirimp 4 месяца назад +6

      There’s a lot in this. Ignorance is not a crime - we’re all ignorant of most things. But wilful ignorance is an insult to our evolved nature.

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 4 месяца назад +3

      Ignorance is the lack of knowledge. Stupidity is the inability to understand the knowledge. An idiot is one who has access to knowledge, the ability to understand the knowledge, but chooses to not seek the knowledge.

    • @Arfursmallpigeon
      @Arfursmallpigeon 24 дня назад

      @@secondchance6603 and there's a lot of them about....mainly gen z cretins.

  • @garyhollins7911
    @garyhollins7911 4 месяца назад +217

    "You're not allowed because I said" 😂😂😂 what a complete knob

    • @putinputin-m7y
      @putinputin-m7y 4 месяца назад +2

      I think he’s a very respectable person was very calm

    • @putinputin-m7y
      @putinputin-m7y 4 месяца назад +1

      Why not

    • @Nilzipan
      @Nilzipan 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@@putinputin-m7y he was the exact opposite, nice try.

    • @tunez4uhickman997
      @tunez4uhickman997 4 месяца назад +1

      Your a roofer and a photographer are you 😂😂 the guy is hilarious

    • @butmay1893
      @butmay1893 4 месяца назад

      not a knob at all? He is obviously a kind funny man even in thids context

  • @sambishop9567
    @sambishop9567 4 месяца назад +100

    28:02
    She says “why you can’t understand”
    I’ve not been able to understand a word she’s been saying

    • @barryabell5410
      @barryabell5410 4 месяца назад +20

      Vot you be vanting you no understanding me 😉🤣

    • @philipjones9458
      @philipjones9458 4 месяца назад +9

      That's because she's not learned the lingo.

    • @philldownes8685
      @philldownes8685 4 месяца назад +3

      @@philipjones9458 oh she has, that is the lingo where she lives, most of the peopel down her street are exactly the same.

    • @colleenmcleod5041
      @colleenmcleod5041 4 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 месяца назад

      He's not that easy to understand either but I don't live in the UK

  • @Chalkbalone
    @Chalkbalone 4 месяца назад +77

    He'd been told on the phone there is nothing they can do, that's why he changed his tune at the end.

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 4 месяца назад +70

    Oh now the pointless lady is harping in with her lack of knowledge.

  • @anvilbrunner.2013
    @anvilbrunner.2013 4 месяца назад +175

    Your particular unique technique never fails to generate a farce. I love it. You're hilarious.

    • @davidharwood9552
      @davidharwood9552 4 месяца назад +25

      I must say it DJAUDITS has competition 😊

    • @DandelionGum1
      @DandelionGum1 4 месяца назад +42

      It's such an innocent and polite demeanor, yet determined and resolute. It drives people with unwarranted notions of authority absolutely bonkers. I love it.

    • @anvilbrunner.2013
      @anvilbrunner.2013 4 месяца назад +10

      @@DandelionGum1 Yes. Spot on.

    • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
      @DaveThompsonfairlife4all 4 месяца назад +5

      @@davidharwood9552 DJAudits doesn't have competition. He is just a nuisance with little entertainment value. PA is actually fun to watch.

    • @davidharwood9552
      @davidharwood9552 4 месяца назад +6

      @@DaveThompsonfairlife4all we all can watch what we like in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I like to see the good in all people

  • @phil19852010
    @phil19852010 4 месяца назад +289

    I'd feel as comfortable with her being security for my business, as Jimmy Savile being my babysitter

    • @patthewoodboy
      @patthewoodboy 4 месяца назад

      @@nicotoscani1707 I'm going to use that , thanks

    • @grantmason740
      @grantmason740 4 месяца назад +12

      Now then, now then!

    • @andrewmcgonagle6290
      @andrewmcgonagle6290 4 месяца назад +3

      @@nicotoscani1707 Who knows, what does a pdfile look like?

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 4 месяца назад +7

      @@grantmason740 cigar cigar, puff puff, jingle jangle, jewellery jewellery. 🤣🤣

    • @kevintravis5123
      @kevintravis5123 4 месяца назад

      @@phil19852010 😂

  • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
    @PhilBurns-oc2vg 4 месяца назад +309

    I love the way you make them think you're stupid while making them look stupid

    • @JGmedia18
      @JGmedia18 4 месяца назад +31

      @@bensmith5231he’s highly intelligent and understands the law perfectly. If you cannot see who is the idiot here then I would ask questions about you?

    • @Rockape2620
      @Rockape2620 4 месяца назад +9

      The only "stupid" person was the one with the camera who couldn't understand the word "NO". He's must another wannabe DJ Audits. However, he's even thicker than DJ Audits.

    • @paulhalkiw9875
      @paulhalkiw9875 4 месяца назад

      Stupidity at its finest yu yu smile

    • @shanehewlett1404
      @shanehewlett1404 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@Rockape2620 ok all mighty intelligent one.

    • @Rockape2620
      @Rockape2620 4 месяца назад

      @@shanehewlett1404 So you think being told numerous times "No we don't want it etc" and him not understanding that make shim clever??

  • @blade9297
    @blade9297 4 месяца назад +192

    PMSL.. "I'm not going up, I'm staying here". Brilliant..

    • @ratman5229
      @ratman5229 4 месяца назад +12

      Yes you are right I nearly fell out of my chair when he said that

    • @grimprawn902
      @grimprawn902 4 месяца назад +4

      Had me in stitches too !

    • @sweetiek453
      @sweetiek453 4 месяца назад +1

      😅😅😅

  • @justinbartley5245
    @justinbartley5245 4 месяца назад +60

    The dynamic between yourself the welsh guy & the security lady was pure audit gold💯👏

    • @dee9917
      @dee9917 4 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @jdubbleu1011
    @jdubbleu1011 4 месяца назад +65

    I’m not coming in.
    I’ve got a drone and my zoom camera.
    Perfect wind up.

  • @russellsaunders9502
    @russellsaunders9502 4 месяца назад +204

    SO FUNNY - WHEN YOU SAID THE SEAGULL COULD HAVE A CAMERA!

    • @russellsaunders9502
      @russellsaunders9502 4 месяца назад +4

      @@nicotoscani1707 Yeah, anything is possible these days!

    • @MB-zl3cn
      @MB-zl3cn 4 месяца назад +2

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @7Lace77
      @7Lace77 4 месяца назад +5

      Look! See that seagull. 👆 He could have a camera. 😸

    • @John-ik1os
      @John-ik1os 4 месяца назад +2

      That is the funniest comment I have ever seen on an auditor video.🎉

    • @adiohead
      @adiohead 4 месяца назад

      Birds aren't real and they charge up by sitting on power lines.

  • @beyond560
    @beyond560 4 месяца назад +174

    That must be the most useless security guard Ive ever seen

    • @Guccit865
      @Guccit865 4 месяца назад +4

      @@beyond560 👍😂😂😂

    • @pauls3075
      @pauls3075 4 месяца назад +18

      Not really useless, I mean she (I assume it was a she) ticks so many DEI boxes he's laughing.

    • @allanfoster5418
      @allanfoster5418 4 месяца назад +22

      That terrorist fake security is a illegal dinghy diver. this one utterly totally thick as wood. 🪵 🤭

    • @stuartchester6899
      @stuartchester6899 4 месяца назад

      Shes cheap to employ .These immigrants fresh in to the UK can be employed at 20 % lower rates .This is why you find these people at the gates.Shes got her CIA pass on show which is better than most of them because they are cash in hand illegals

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 месяца назад +2

      No food is getting past her though.
      So she's got food security covered

  • @philip5876
    @philip5876 4 месяца назад +118

    Bully boy tried to intimidate Pure and it didn't work.. My shock at the security guard who doesn't know anything.. Her badge should be revoked..

    • @mobi1etone
      @mobi1etone 4 месяца назад +29

      Definitely didn't meet the 'good understanding of English' that's required for an SIA card AFAIC.

    • @Arfursmallpigeon
      @Arfursmallpigeon 24 дня назад

      Box ticking for the lefty snowflake element.

  • @iananderson3799
    @iananderson3799 4 месяца назад +117

    Who would have thought people's idiocy could be so entertaining.

    • @craigmooney3744
      @craigmooney3744 4 месяца назад +3

      or the sheer numbers of people put in charge that refuse to learn and be better at their jobs

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 месяца назад

      Thirty years of customer service experience lets you know

    • @Arfursmallpigeon
      @Arfursmallpigeon 24 дня назад

      It's the gift that just keeps on giving...

  • @thenewbeester
    @thenewbeester 4 месяца назад +61

    He just can't quite grasp that someone is telling him NO...6ft behind you fella that's your "realm" where you can boss people around...NOT off your site !! 😂

  • @alliberry9529
    @alliberry9529 4 месяца назад +47

    “I’m not going up, I’m staying down here!” OMG 😂😂😂

  • @vintagerecordambassadeur4098
    @vintagerecordambassadeur4098 4 месяца назад +45

    You’re not putting that up. Starts the blades and up it goes. Priceless

  • @roy9816
    @roy9816 4 месяца назад +76

    He's got diddy little legs and a motor mouth. 😂

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 4 месяца назад +1

      😂He should commentate in the Olympic 100m finals.

    • @philipjones9458
      @philipjones9458 4 месяца назад +3

      And a big belly

    • @martindavis8706
      @martindavis8706 Месяц назад

      Lmfao motor mouth brilliant

  • @markrhodes5828
    @markrhodes5828 4 месяца назад +83

    How are some people this clueless god help us

  • @humblequest7905
    @humblequest7905 4 месяца назад +54

    Seagulls with cameras! 😂 10k subs…brilliant…well deserved my friend 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

    • @davidhandley9007
      @davidhandley9007 4 месяца назад +5

      The seagull comment was fantastic.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +2

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @malindley
    @malindley 4 месяца назад +107

    10k subs Congratulations ! Well deserved.

    • @Exploringcornwall1
      @Exploringcornwall1 4 месяца назад +11

      Couldn’t agree more. Congratulations!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +8

      Thank you 👍 - and thanks for supporting me!

    • @Windbadger
      @Windbadger 3 месяца назад

      Well done, buddy. I'm really enjoying your videos now. Please keep going! 😊👍

  • @vaughnwilliams1208
    @vaughnwilliams1208 4 месяца назад +53

    "I've come a long way on my bike" 😅😅

    • @scrutleflex
      @scrutleflex 13 дней назад

      “You’ll have to go a long way back on your bike!” Loved his quick reply

  • @rongt859
    @rongt859 4 месяца назад +28

    Not knowing the law is one thing but refusing to learn is another

  • @carlswift8682
    @carlswift8682 4 месяца назад +32

    Pure Audits is pure genius, never gets fazed by bullies who don’t know U.K. photography law. P.A. never raises his voice and stays cool but they don’t want to be educated.

    • @mikeel6074
      @mikeel6074 4 месяца назад +2

      What's the UK photography law?

  • @paulhodgins
    @paulhodgins 4 месяца назад +57

    I see they have brought in a professional NotAlloweder to their security team!

  • @davemelville480
    @davemelville480 4 месяца назад +59

    ‘I’ve got lots of fingers, 6 on each hand’ 😂😂😂

    • @nobodyanderson4353
      @nobodyanderson4353 4 месяца назад +3

      One of the big eared boys from the valley.

    • @lindsaydudden1174
      @lindsaydudden1174 4 месяца назад +2

      6 on each hand? I don't think he can count that high!

    • @NJoi1one
      @NJoi1one 4 месяца назад

      Same as his 6 fingered sister!

    • @petercornish9903
      @petercornish9903 4 месяца назад

      And both thumbs up his arse, and a foot in his mouth, now considering he is too fat to walk, that is some contortionist feat!

    • @chrisb4928
      @chrisb4928 3 месяца назад +1

      Also wears tracksuit bottoms but with a hood.

  • @BG-ef8sk
    @BG-ef8sk 4 месяца назад +35

    The manager fitted into his clothes 10 years ago!

  • @keglat1
    @keglat1 4 месяца назад +77

    Yet another 'manager' who can't handle an alternate view to his own. "I don't want to be educated". How does he deal with employees who might question his infinite wisdom!

    • @WanDerer-rr8co
      @WanDerer-rr8co 4 месяца назад +2

      @@keglat1 I must say.. I tend to agree with what you are saying here.
      After all, is "I don't want to know". Not the pinochle of ignorance?
      As far as I am aware it certainly is.

  • @Zeus-kj7nn
    @Zeus-kj7nn 4 месяца назад +87

    She was straight off the boat that one. Didn't even have time to get changed.

    • @offwiththefairies77
      @offwiththefairies77 4 месяца назад +6

      I actually felt a tiny bit sorry for her. Out of her depth. I blame the doughnut who hired her. As for the manager, he was funny 🤣🤣 Great video yet again P.A. look forward to the next one. Definitely one of my favourite auditors. Sometimes feel like i wanna jump through the screen at anyone being nasty to you though lol.

    • @craigmooney3744
      @craigmooney3744 4 месяца назад +4

      problem i can see is she hasn’t been told she has no insurance for injury outside off site

    • @John-hx7ju
      @John-hx7ju 4 месяца назад +3

      A well fed one at that!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +3

      Thank You 👍

    • @justahumanbeing.709
      @justahumanbeing.709 4 месяца назад +2

      @@PureAudits why are you thanking someone for a prejudiced comment?

  • @dsds3968
    @dsds3968 4 месяца назад +46

    Just started watching. Fully primed waiting for mention of the zoom camera, wafer thin drone, the hi vis and the long bike journey.

    • @waynepallett
      @waynepallett 4 месяца назад +11

      dont forget im not coming in,you think im coming in

    • @Exploringcornwall1
      @Exploringcornwall1 4 месяца назад +11

      …and the best wind-up of all: “ No, you think the drone is coming into your building”. Keep it up PA!

    • @dsds3968
      @dsds3968 4 месяца назад +1

      I got 3.5/4 there, the drone wasn't called "wafer thin".
      Brilliant comedy again.
      I felt a bit sorry for the manager man. He was alright, just couldn't get over the idea that someone can send a drone over a factory unit.

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 4 месяца назад +5

      It's only a little one.

    • @dsds3968
      @dsds3968 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Exploringcornwall1 we got a new one today. When the manager suggested looking at another building we got "I'll do that later and tell them you sent me over.".

  • @LeeCaLTrading
    @LeeCaLTrading 4 месяца назад +75

    Hilarious that his guy thinks he can still fit into 32 waist jeans and a medium top🤣

    • @annclark7015
      @annclark7015 4 месяца назад +6

      Loved that one 👍

    • @karenhudson7042
      @karenhudson7042 4 месяца назад

      Looks a bit like John travolta😂

    • @SarahHall-zf8sv
      @SarahHall-zf8sv 4 месяца назад

      😂😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +1

      Thank You - And Thanks for supporting me! 👍 PA

    • @Paggerd
      @Paggerd 2 месяца назад

      He put me in mind of Yosemite Sam.

  • @pete3206
    @pete3206 4 месяца назад +15

    it's amazing how all these Companies have 'legal teams' at their disposal. "Hello legal team, we have a man here with a camera....hello........hello ......."

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 4 месяца назад +27

    That was a beautiful and repeated showing of an inferiority complex. Public meltdowns are great. He struggled no matter how much PA helped him. At least he didn't lose his mind like some do.

  • @RC-cs3me
    @RC-cs3me 4 месяца назад +84

    "there's stuff going on here that shouldn't be filmed..." 🤔

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 4 месяца назад +37

    I can't believe she's the security 🙈

  • @capabilitybrown2323
    @capabilitybrown2323 4 месяца назад +36

    Manager, he would be better suited to, cleaning toilets on building sites, I would send his boss a bill for the harassment on publicly accessible land and for your valuable time wasted having to defend your legal rights. Annoying how the other two kept chipping in with stupid statements.

    • @ianpennington5856
      @ianpennington5856 4 месяца назад +2

      He is a danger to all sheep within a 20 mile radius

    • @anthonybrooker2702
      @anthonybrooker2702 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ianpennington5856 He has Welly Boots ?

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 4 месяца назад +1

      @@anthonybrooker2702 yes - a size too big to take on allcomers. 🤣

  • @eb4661
    @eb4661 4 месяца назад +44

    Something about you clearly attracts people believing their feelings are facts, straight out their hives like busybodies in need to control everyone else. Unbelievable, but truly funny!

    • @jdubbleu1011
      @jdubbleu1011 4 месяца назад +11

      Agree. He has a knack of winding people up in the most natural of ways. It’s how he talks in a non super confident voice (raising his pitch) that make people feel like they can walk all over him.
      And how he keeps repeating himself oblivious to what’s being said. Haha😂

    • @DaedalusYoung
      @DaedalusYoung 4 месяца назад +4

      Because he acts like he has a vulnerability, and these types of people love to exploit people's vulnerabilities. They think they have an advantage, so they spew as much nonsense as they can come up with, hoping something will stick.

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 месяца назад +1

      I film in public.
      In Australia.
      People believe they're own BS everywhere

  • @annclark7015
    @annclark7015 4 месяца назад +35

    Brilliant Audit young man. I’m going to hell for laughing 😂

  • @Bubblesbubble-m7p
    @Bubblesbubble-m7p 4 месяца назад +29

    Your love for your Zoom camera is inspiring

  • @ashwayn
    @ashwayn 4 месяца назад +55

    Hilarious the way you play them like a fish on a hook,

  • @Lincolnshirefromtheair
    @Lincolnshirefromtheair 4 месяца назад +12

    soppy little taffy, I thought he was going to cry when the drone went up 😂

  • @brendanmcnamara1414
    @brendanmcnamara1414 4 месяца назад +31

    Oh dear he is not listening to his female legal adviser
    Flown in at great expense because he does not understand oh dear

  • @bobikdylan
    @bobikdylan 4 месяца назад +23

    Apparently, in Wales you can't be a photographer and a roofer.

    • @Smeeagain75
      @Smeeagain75 4 месяца назад +3

      You can if you've got a photographer card and a roofer card.
      It's the card that counts, apparently if you have a job you must have a card.

    • @blackjockofmangertonpele
      @blackjockofmangertonpele 4 месяца назад

      That Mark Drakeford has got a lot to answer for.

    • @wintron
      @wintron 4 месяца назад

      ⁠@@Smeeagain75And if you can see it with your eyes then you must have a card for that otherwise make sure you avert your eyes the whole time.
      Edited my bad spelling.

  • @andrewlitow
    @andrewlitow 4 месяца назад +23

    “I’ll show you the website” hilarious

  • @paullord3549
    @paullord3549 4 месяца назад +12

    How do you keep a straight face every time you say "I`ve got a zoom camera" You have me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @Inmate533
    @Inmate533 4 месяца назад +31

    I swear mate, you’re like a magnet for the most ignorant people on industrial estates. 😂. Keep up the good work! 👍🏻
    Now DJ Audits will show up here next week and no one will even come out. 😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @swineusswineus8241
    @swineusswineus8241 4 месяца назад +17

    Best line: "I'm not coming in your private area."

  • @yal08
    @yal08 4 месяца назад +9

    "I've come a long way on my bike" gets me every time, should tell them a few details about your bike having 21 gears and you needed them all to cycle up and down hills to get here 🤣 keep up the great work PA 👍

  • @bashkillszombies
    @bashkillszombies 4 месяца назад +42

    Security cannot speak a word of English, absolutely shocking.

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 4 месяца назад +15

    I’m getting a bit annoyed now when these creepy people think they own the sky and don’t seem to think to check what the law is.

  • @Rapid_GT
    @Rapid_GT 4 месяца назад +12

    "Look at that... that Seagull could have a camera" 😂

  • @robertmawby3021
    @robertmawby3021 4 месяца назад +37

    Glad to see immigrants are blending in seamlessly, enjoying the freedoms and laws of dear old Blighty!

    • @user-um1xt3kh
      @user-um1xt3kh 4 месяца назад +9

      They can't resist wearing their traditional rags over the hi viz.

    • @magnetmountain33
      @magnetmountain33 4 месяца назад +2

      Ha ha ha ha, sarcasm😂

    • @Sendthemallback
      @Sendthemallback 4 месяца назад

      Their not blending in,they're here to wipe our Britain out,fkn wake up

  • @zyllinui
    @zyllinui 4 месяца назад +27

    I find you hilarious Pure Audits, thanks for the 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +2

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @rolandmasters105
    @rolandmasters105 4 месяца назад +33

    Comedy Gold excellent double act

  • @GampyBamblor
    @GampyBamblor 4 месяца назад +33

    What a surprise security with a great grasp of the language

  • @FishTillYouDrop
    @FishTillYouDrop 4 месяца назад +14

    That security guard was totally bemused. 😂😂😂

    • @davyjones1511
      @davyjones1511 4 месяца назад +1

      That security guard was totally clueless.

  • @ElBodgeo
    @ElBodgeo 4 месяца назад +6

    ‘See that seagull, he could have a camera..’ 😂😂 absolutely brilliant!!

  • @sharonlewis1909
    @sharonlewis1909 4 месяца назад +12

    😂😂😂 seagull could have a camera 😂 I can't unsee that now a seagull with a go pro lol 😂😂brilliant you stood your ground xx❤

  • @paullawrence8572
    @paullawrence8572 4 месяца назад +23

    I've got to go and have a lie down now after this one security didn't even know he was standing there! ( Goodness gracious me) Ginger! The seagull might have a camera F..k me I'm losing it!🤪 Got to be the funniest Auditor out there!😂😂

    • @dee9917
      @dee9917 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @merighthereyep
    @merighthereyep 4 месяца назад +19

    I don't want education, save your breath I'm not interested 😂 sums it up

    • @blackjockofmangertonpele
      @blackjockofmangertonpele 4 месяца назад

      What was it the Manic Street Preachers said: Libraries gave us power. That fella prefers total ignorance. What a sad bumbling twerp.

  • @kirpalbains2035
    @kirpalbains2035 4 месяца назад +21

    Send in DJ Audits to go at that location

  • @SergeiFedorov77
    @SergeiFedorov77 4 месяца назад +18

    Mr Entitled McFatty thinks "not listening" means when someone doesn't do what he says and he makes the grave error of thinking that he can tell people what to do, a mistake that could become costly when trying to bully the wrong person.

  • @buddysinsight9834
    @buddysinsight9834 4 месяца назад +17

    I am really enjoying your videos mate you are a breath of fresh air with this auditing. 👍

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @sojourn6697
    @sojourn6697 4 месяца назад +7

    Lol “I’m not going up, I staying here…” . So funny.

  • @dporter1965
    @dporter1965 4 месяца назад +27

    Ah, the old, "Because I said," law! 🤣

  • @robtrout5433
    @robtrout5433 4 месяца назад +28

    That fella in black is full of gas

  • @patrickdaly2121
    @patrickdaly2121 4 месяца назад +11

    When a liar says you can’t do it, why do they expect you to believe them?

  • @Sylvia-Storm
    @Sylvia-Storm 4 месяца назад +9

    “ it’s all right I won’t charge you”. “ 😂

  • @verybighomer
    @verybighomer 4 месяца назад +8

    The manager guy is probably getting a black eye in a pub fight every other weekend because someone looked at him the wrong way.

  • @tirokopita
    @tirokopita 4 месяца назад +9

    'I've got plenty of fingers' Yes, but they're webbed.

  • @kevintravis5123
    @kevintravis5123 4 месяца назад +14

    how the fuck is she a security worker, o m g

  • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
    @DaveThompsonfairlife4all 4 месяца назад +10

    Two LOL moments:
    "You're a roofer as well as a photographer now is it?"
    "I'll let them know you sent me".

    • @mayshusalmighty7858
      @mayshusalmighty7858 4 месяца назад

      How is it possible to be two things at the same time...??? This is madness...!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timsaint835
    @timsaint835 4 месяца назад +9

    Despite his insistance that he didn’t want to be educated, I think he was educated!

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 4 месяца назад +8

    Congratulations on 10.000+ subscribers PA, I t knew it would happen and there are many more to come.
    😂😂More gentle lethalness, bringing out the beardie fascism just beneath the Newport surface - I presume (and hope!) that this is from your visit a few weeks ago and that (for GOD's sake) you haven't gone back and never will!
    Brilliant as always and lovely footage, thank you again.
    PS May I just say PA that some Welsh people aren't, we hope, as gormless as him and Professor Blueshirt - the moment when he went bonkers and stood over the drone and said it would be your legal responsibility if it hit him was comedy gold 🙃

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @Jenkmeister
    @Jenkmeister 4 месяца назад +6

    What's the point in a high vis vest, if its covered with a big black piece of material?

  • @PaddyDoc
    @PaddyDoc 4 месяца назад +9

    Well done you for standing your ground fella ✊

  • @slochran2
    @slochran2 4 месяца назад +28

    The ones who say its illegal are the same who tell their children to eat their veg and go to bed on time because its illegal if they dont.

    • @jamesf8864
      @jamesf8864 4 месяца назад +1

      I left a sprout behind on my plate at our family Christmas dinner in 2004. Only just got out of the clink last week. Learnt my lesson.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 4 месяца назад

      And the ice cream van only plays his jingles when he's sold all his ice-cream.😊

  • @beds139
    @beds139 4 месяца назад +15

    Taffy expertly triggered & made to look a total fool.😅😅

  • @majorlaff8682
    @majorlaff8682 4 месяца назад +71

    Good to see the mountain witch wearing a traditional Welsh shawl.

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 4 месяца назад +10

      Welsh?…it’s a UK tradition shawl 😂

    • @welsh-3286
      @welsh-3286 4 месяца назад +4

      i am in my 50s my nana love knitting shawls

    • @philipjones9458
      @philipjones9458 4 месяца назад +3

      Thought she was Tali

    • @ratman5229
      @ratman5229 4 месяца назад +2

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Philzoid
      @Philzoid 4 месяца назад

      @@camrs125 Its also part of traditional Welsh attire so don't be so ignorant. Remember the Welsh are the indigenous Brits. The English are a mix of indigenous and invaders.

  • @nogelserv
    @nogelserv 3 месяца назад +2

    "I like it...look...a walkway...it's interesting" - he has quite a talent in being both irritating but amusing at the same time. Almost a cross between a Train spotter and a debating society.

  • @TomSmoth-si1du
    @TomSmoth-si1du 4 месяца назад +7

    GOOD TO SEE THE LOCAL BRITISH WORKING ON SECURITY 😩

  • @tbasty
    @tbasty 4 месяца назад +4

    KLA worried about security but meanwhile they have someone in fancy dress as an exploding black umbrella on the front desk acting as security.

    • @melturn
      @melturn 2 месяца назад

      😂

  • @greatlambrini8722
    @greatlambrini8722 Месяц назад +3

    😂😂 What sort of security is that? 😂😂😂 Funniest thing I’ve seen.

  • @retroclickmedia4422
    @retroclickmedia4422 4 месяца назад +4

    Love it, you catch them every time - them thinking that they are so much more clever than you

  • @GTMAN385
    @GTMAN385 4 месяца назад +8

    "Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and act a idiot then to open it and remove all doubt".....KlA management......😂😂

  • @1airdrummer
    @1airdrummer 3 месяца назад +2

    "But I came a long way on my bike"
    "I'm sorry but you're gonna have to go back a long way on your bike"😂😂😂😂

  • @darrenporter1850
    @darrenporter1850 4 месяца назад +6

    In Canada you need an English test to get Citizenship. In England they hire people who cannot speak English to talk to the public it seems.

  • @cobwebsandcatnip
    @cobwebsandcatnip 4 месяца назад +4

    Always a joy and entertaining PA, glad to see you at over 10k followers now, well deserved

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +2

      Thanks for this - and thanks for your support 👍 PA

  • @seetherbridge3
    @seetherbridge3 4 месяца назад +6

    It's all part of my journey 😂😂😂 solid gold

  • @patrickdaly2121
    @patrickdaly2121 4 месяца назад +7

    Why does that fool think it’s okay for him to take a picture of his family on the beach? Does he get permission first. When he catches people in the background does he go around asking their permission? Do he use a dash cam?

  • @DrJohnners
    @DrJohnners 4 месяца назад +8

    Oh leave him alone, he's got his zoooom camera and he's come a long way on his bike!

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 4 месяца назад

      Exactly. But sadly those facts seem to mean nothing to these people.

  • @SueIllidge-io8jg
    @SueIllidge-io8jg 4 месяца назад +3

    That music alone makes me giggle everytime he puts the drone up! Love it! This one in particular had me laughing very loud.....something I very rarely do 😂🤣

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад +1

      Thanks for this - and thanks for your support 👍 PA

    • @SueIllidge-io8jg
      @SueIllidge-io8jg 4 месяца назад

      @@PureAudits You're very welcome PA, keep up the good work, Your sense of humour always makes me smile ♥

  • @camrs125
    @camrs125 4 месяца назад +7

    I’ve got my zoom camera and I’m going to put my drone up…..never has so few words triggered so many people 😂….well done on the 10k subs..I’m sure you’ll get many more…

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  4 месяца назад

      Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

  • @nigelleyland166
    @nigelleyland166 4 месяца назад +10

    26mins to get the drone up for a sub two minute flight! I'd not be surprised if you were an angler the way you fish them in and build content. LOL

  • @QuiteSimplyMyChoice
    @QuiteSimplyMyChoice 4 месяца назад +8

    'I am not interested' and 'I don't have time'
    Do they even realize how stupid they sound?

    • @chillwinston8920
      @chillwinston8920 4 месяца назад

      Perhaps he doesn't have time. He's trying to work. Something you don't know anything about with your gay drone because you can't find a bird.

    • @QuiteSimplyMyChoice
      @QuiteSimplyMyChoice 4 месяца назад +1

      @@chillwinston8920 There is always time to listen and learn.

  • @WizzdummHeadley
    @WizzdummHeadley 4 месяца назад +2

    SILENCE IS GOLDEN, when it comes to this kind of thing.

  • @thechids350
    @thechids350 4 месяца назад +6

    Your a brave man I thought he was going to get more aggressive

  • @stac1941
    @stac1941 4 месяца назад +2

    It never ceases to amaze me the amount of companies that have security who have broken English at best! A major part of being security is effective communication so how the hell did she get that job!!!

  • @IPFreely1966
    @IPFreely1966 4 месяца назад +11

    Thanks for sharing.