that part of the episode was just a glorious shitpost. Worf smashing the instrument, data taking an arrow w the worst special effects of all time. No music. It was absolutely fantastic.
I really wish they had made Michael Dorn's character more interesting...he's like Tasha Yar...but with more lines(with his tactical suggestions being ignored 90% of the time) and doesn't get killed despite the fact he is a weak excuse for a "Klingon".
@xXMapleVodkaXx I don’t even understand what this is supposed to mean. He’s no more or less ridiculous than any other fictional character. Turn the snark down.
@@DoomKid "what's weird about it"? The whole plot, my dude! Picard and a few others turned into kids is fucking WEIRD, and what's funnier is that the kid is more British than Stewart despite the fact that he's FRENCH
Swish Fish Well I never said it wasn’t weird - then again the OP never said it didn’t make sense, so I was replying to something that was never said, in hindsight 😅
Aww, you left out a perfect one! Dr. Crusher: "Computer, what is the nature of the universe?" Computer: "The universe is a spheroid region 800 meters in diameter."
I like to call that the Microsoft Sam episode, because it's just retarded annoying robotic talking the entire time. I really don't get why it's such a highly regarded episode.
@@concept5631 In the episode Chain of Command, Picard has been kidnapped by the Cardassian Obsidian Order (secret police) and they're torturing him. The torturer, Gul Madred (played by the underrated David Warner), shares a story about his youth in an attempt to build a bond with Picard. Picard uses it against him, saying he'll always see that scared six year old boy. The torturer gives in to anger and turns up the pain until Picard passes out. In derailing the session this way, Picard shows he still has some control and is tougher than the Cardassian would be if their roles were reversed.
@@jamesvogel85 Rascals is an episode that by every rational standard should be reviled and strongly despised, but it's far too enjoyable than it has any right to be.
I'd have included Data saying to worf to say to spot that worf needs to tell spot that he's a good cat and a pretty cat - and worf replying "I will feed him" Followed up by spot later changing sex (for not reason and having alien kittens)
I still think the weirdest one, even in context, is little lord Wesley eating a pie. Because it's in Reginald Barclay's fantasy program. Somewhere in Barclay's subconscious, he dreams about getting it on with Beverly Crusher while Wesley is there. Eating a pie. The man has some issues.
Taylor Johansen Why is *who* everywhere you go? Me? Griffen? Wilburger? In any case there's a simple answer to that. You and whoever both have similar tastes in videos and they have little enough of a social life to spend all their time commenting on RUclips videos... yeah that really does sound like me.
@Eli Ah ha, thank you. Am I right that it is Japanese? It is curious that their universal translators did not just render it into English. I read something once, somebody speculating that we only hear English because of the translators, and what most of the crew are actually speaking is Chinese with a French accent. ;-)
I love how every scene with Q makes it look like he's in a relationship with Picard, except for the last one which made it look like they had just decided to break up
someone: Well do you remember this one scene where riker commandeers the enterprise and then out of nowhere he does the.... you: you: penetrating my secondary subprocessor someone: someone: what
I mean really, almost any scene from Phantasms where Data is dreaming would work. I particularly liked the bit where the workmen started ripping Data limb from limb for making a high-pitched whine.
It was actually really interesting. As the captain of the ship, he was still in full authority, and his transformation didn't affect his intellect at all. However, it was hard for the crewmembers to respect him as they had before.
Connor Gillespie Some of them are _even stranger._ Like the boy Riker is hugging? That's Captain Picard after getting turned into a child because plot.
Ignis Domini or like how when riker asked who are you, because he thinks he has killed a man after reality breaks in a play and he teleports to a hospital where people tell him he’s insane, and he keeps seeing this character, so he asks him to tell him who he is. He has actually been abducted by romulans that are trying to steal classified information out of his brain to stop the federation
Unironically, this very video made me want to watch TNG to see what these scenes were all about. It's been 3 years, and now Star Trek has become a major part of my life. Thank you so much for this amazing selection of scenes which has quite literally changed my life.
An Imbecile As someone who has watched all seven seasons of TNG, let me assure you that most of these clips still don‘t make any sense in their proper context.
Ricky's Pokemon Start with TNG, but don't watch all of season 1, Season 2 is where the writing starts to get better. For season 1 at least watch Encounter at Farpoint (introduces Q), Datalore (introduces Data's brother Lore), Home Soil, and Conspiracy.
TNG, the Patrick Stewart one, is classic Trek. I highly recommend the spin off series Deep Space Nine as well, it is very different in tone and structure, which makes it a great addition to the series.
@@thecianinator Wasn't that the one where Data turned on his dream program??? I liked that episode, dreams are supposed to be weird, stupid and make no sense lol. Not the top half of TNG, but man there were way worse episodes
@@aaronbays4 I dreamed about trying to exit a subway station while a guy breakdanced all round me during a 10-minute snooze this morning, can confirm. A couple of days ago I dreamed about the Avengers B-team of Cosgrove Hall characters taking on Thanos, though. That kicked ass.
Yeah a LOT of these are just as weird in context. There are so many from just two episodes: Q takes the crew to Sherwood forest and Worf has his cowboy Western holodeck adventure invaded by “A Fistfull of Datas”
The "I am not a merry man!" line was one of the best ever written on TNG.
made me laugh the hardest I have in a while
that part of the episode was just a glorious shitpost. Worf smashing the instrument, data taking an arrow w the worst special effects of all time. No music. It was absolutely fantastic.
Eat any good books lately?
I really wish they had made Michael Dorn's character more interesting...he's like Tasha Yar...but with more lines(with his tactical suggestions being ignored 90% of the time) and doesn't get killed despite the fact he is a weak excuse for a "Klingon".
Oh the out takes are even better
I like how 80% of them are Data clips because even in context Data is ridiculous.
He's the best character, so naturally
@xXMapleVodkaXx
I don’t even understand what this is supposed to mean. He’s no more or less ridiculous than any other fictional character. Turn the snark down.
And that is why we love him so much lol
@@MichaelCorbanRose Turn your snark up!
I miss Data.
Star Trek is a serious show about deep philosophical and political subjects.
And also Q dressed as pecos bill
Well, some of the time...
I am not a merry man!
I like the reboot films. Do I still have high IQ?
Diego Ruiz Thats bullshit and you know it
"He's my number one dad" is weirder WITH context
"Uh huh, which way's the airlock?"
"He's my number one dad!" *they've never met before*
What? That line makes perfect sense in context. He calls him number one out of habit, then has to cover for it..
@@DoomKid "what's weird about it"? The whole plot, my dude! Picard and a few others turned into kids is fucking WEIRD, and what's funnier is that the kid is more British than Stewart despite the fact that he's FRENCH
Swish Fish Well I never said it wasn’t weird - then again the OP never said it didn’t make sense, so I was replying to something that was never said, in hindsight 😅
So, according to this, Star Trek is 10% space travel 50% hax and glitches, and 40% the weirdest LARP session in history.
That's not far off from the truth, really. And it's glorious.
Also cowboys
Damn Slam Well, especially the newest one.
I never asked for this Both are franchise zombies.
Yeah pretty much.
Aww, you left out a perfect one!
Dr. Crusher: "Computer, what is the nature of the universe?"
Computer: "The universe is a spheroid region 800 meters in diameter."
GreenCauldron08 *700
@@atiredolddeadname986 *705
Oh my, does size actually meters... ;-)
Too much context
@@saalkz.a.9715 that was the epitome of comedic laziness to the point of not even making sense anymore
Can we take a moment to realize that half of these are from "A Fistful of Datas"
A decent amount from Qpid as well.
Both episodes where context jumped out an airlock and gave the audience the middle finger.
The episode is just the most elaborate shitpost.
Because it was a really weird and awkward episode. I'm surprised that they didn't put the scene where Data is dressed as a woman
oh god you're right lma
I love how half of these are just data on a normal basis.
kreepy w/ a K he is by far the most awkward character on the show
Well yeah, he's the main comic relief character.
Data was the best gunslinger in the west
"so, what's next"
"I don't know."
*"We're still friends right?"*
"Hmph..."
Q is great
>sighs
I ship them.
So... what's next?
*PENETRATING MY SECONDARY SUB-PROCESSOR*
The 1:25 cut is perfection
Very disappointed that "I was reading a particularly erotic chapter of my grandmother's journal" didn't make the cut.
YES the wackiest line in the entire series
The whole episode is weird as shit
"SMELL"
"yes"
"SHOW ME MORE, FATHER"
Star Trek: Oblivion (Game of the Year Edition)
I like to call that the Microsoft Sam episode, because it's just retarded annoying robotic talking the entire time. I really don't get why it's such a highly regarded episode.
BradTheAmerican you have selewected microsoft sayam as the computer default vooice.
That cracked me up
I read this as soon it came on
“Demonstrate how your species propagates”
Next scene
Lol
We're still friends, right?
I don't think that's how you propagate the species though
Hey, this is the 24th century man. Ya never know xD
He'd have had much more luck with that if he'd asked Kirk for the demonstration.
I'm pretty sure just about any being in the universe could have sex with Q and end up with an infinitely annoying, infinitely powerful baby
"You are six years old!"
To think in context that scene can actually make me cry
That entire episode hurts my soul
Whats the context?
@@concept5631 In the episode Chain of Command, Picard has been kidnapped by the Cardassian Obsidian Order (secret police) and they're torturing him. The torturer, Gul Madred (played by the underrated David Warner), shares a story about his youth in an attempt to build a bond with Picard. Picard uses it against him, saying he'll always see that scared six year old boy. The torturer gives in to anger and turns up the pain until Picard passes out. In derailing the session this way, Picard shows he still has some control and is tougher than the Cardassian would be if their roles were reversed.
@@nkordich Cool
Makes me cry too... tears of laughter
Star Trek, huh? Sounds futuristic.
*Robot moves cat saying "vamoose ya little varmint"*
._.
That would just make it Firefly. Space westerns are great.
@@Johnny-rx4hs Oh yes they are, and we need another good one like Firefly.
Data is not a robot. He is an android.
*humanoid alien declares that he is not a merry man*
@Momon maybe The Mandalorian? :D
"he's my number one dad."
*awkward smiling intensifies*
I accept that Rascals is not a good episode.
Still one of my guilty TNG pleasures.
@@jamesvogel85 Rascals is an episode that by every rational standard should be reviled and strongly despised, but it's far too enjoyable than it has any right to be.
His mom is #Minuet :P
@@jamesvogel85 Not a good episode? It's actually one of my favorites.
That episode is one of my guiltiest pleasures, I love Guinan and Ro having fun and Picard being a disgruntled twelve-year-old XD
Previously on X-Men
Exactly what I was fucking thinking
turkey
Tooty Fruity!
ladies...
The night has eyes... but the eyes of liberty never sleep!
"vamoose, ya lil' varmint"
-Sheriff Data, to Rowdy Billy the Cat
I'd have included Data saying to worf to say to spot that worf needs to tell spot that he's a good cat and a pretty cat - and worf replying "I will feed him"
Followed up by spot later changing sex (for not reason and having alien kittens)
I still think the weirdest one, even in context, is little lord Wesley eating a pie. Because it's in Reginald Barclay's fantasy program.
Somewhere in Barclay's subconscious, he dreams about getting it on with Beverly Crusher while Wesley is there.
Eating a pie.
The man has some issues.
Barclay definitely has issues, lol. I just love that Troi thinks it’s no big deal, until she sees herself that is
You just made that scene even greater.
"Banging redhead milf while son watches and eats pie"
Sounds like a normal video you find at pornhub. :D
also weird how wesley's told barclay will spank him, almost as if he's done it before
Don't forget that Barclay also put a prostitute into a western-themed holodeck set that was intended for a child.
The humor of a ytp but the charm that can appeal to anyone... Well done.
Well said
this is a mashup of funny trek clips. nothing to do with a ytp.
I require a link
Unicorn Workhorse 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕩 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕝𝕕
This deserves 1 mil views. Absolute gold.
Wilburgur Ayy! It's autism cat
Wilburgur Autism Cat has spoken.
(Oh my god it's him it's him playitcoolholyshit) *cough* umm... S'up!
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO??
Taylor Johansen Why is *who* everywhere you go? Me? Griffen? Wilburger? In any case there's a simple answer to that. You and whoever both have similar tastes in videos and they have little enough of a social life to spend all their time commenting on RUclips videos... yeah that really does sound like me.
"He's my Number 1 dad"
"..."
"..."
*awkward hug*
Yeah... that's Picard.
That's how gay porn usually starts.
Poirot's Mustache
Out of context, it looks like Riker literally has a son.
I remember that making me cringe out of my chair when I watched it lmao
0:24
Bethesda writes an episode of Star Trek
Star Foth haha
Sooo, how about an annual subscription for $99.99?
And then both the nacelles just fall off.
I was expecting Oblivion dialogue not a Bugthesda meme.
11/10 joke
This also fits for the jump right after that bc that is very close to the jumping animations in fo4 tbh
I just knew Worf's "I am NOT a merry man!" would be featured.
It should have had "Prune juice, a warrior's drink," as well.
“SMELL!”
“Yes.”
“Show me more, Father!”
What.
Watch Star Trek.
I wouldve loved the clip "What are your intentions towards my daughter?" from the same episode in this.
One of the best episodes :)
That's his daughter and she's learning new things.
(They're both androids)
Seriously watch the episode, it's amazing.
Rain Puffs I just watched it and legit spent the whole time crying. It’s too cute.
0:25 Bethesda was here
Ronin Phoenix Holy shit
Exactly what i was thinking
Bethesda Bethesda is an anagram for "be the sad" oh boy they sure make sure of that it's also an anagram for "shat beed" nuff said
@Ronin Phoenix Best comment, Bro :D
Spaceballs ?… there goes the planet !
0:31 - That unknown language is Japanese. With an abominable accent.
1:12 - Dr. Pulaski standing in the background with no intention of helping.
thank you anon. 2 tendies coming your way. standby for transfer.
@@thelordpickles4907 4chan gay
Dr. Pulaski standing there not helping would be about right though.
Hey! She would have helped because he wasn't an android!
@@Enzo012 Screw Pulaski, fucking robo racist
The new Star Trek movie should have just been 2 hours of this. Boom, every single award ever.
*I AM NOT A MERRY MAN*
*Ya'll must be mistaken*
Rick112 when people tell you to switch off mcree but there's a pharah/mercy on the other team
*JESS WHO DO Y'ALL THINK IS RUNNIN' THIS HERE RODEO?*
Is that what he says? I honestly thought he said "The owl must be mistaken."
*(ceremonial chant in unknown language)*
(Ceremonial chant in an unknown language)
Picard U-Akbar in Mintakan :P \ #TNGWhoWatchesTheWatchers
@Mathieu Champagne I always assumed it was Japanese.
@@odysseusrex5908 you where right 😂
@Eli Ah ha, thank you. Am I right that it is Japanese? It is curious that their universal translators did not just render it into English. I read something once, somebody speculating that we only hear English because of the translators, and what most of the crew are actually speaking is Chinese with a French accent. ;-)
@@odysseusrex5908 it is Japanese yes.
I love how every scene with Q makes it look like he's in a relationship with Picard, except for the last one which made it look like they had just decided to break up
Even in context it looks like Q has a hardcore crush on Picard 😆
This video deserves to be put in the Federal Reserve because this is gold.
everestfalls too bad we don't use gold anymore
There is no gold in the federal reserve.
someone: have you ever watched star trek
me:
me: remembers this video
me:
me: yeah
WHO ARE YOU?!
someone: Well do you remember this one scene where riker commandeers the enterprise and then out of nowhere he does the....
you:
you: penetrating my secondary subprocessor
someone:
someone: what
You forgot when Dr Crusher was drinking out of Commander Riker’s head with a straw
I mean really, almost any scene from Phantasms where Data is dreaming would work. I particularly liked the bit where the workmen started ripping Data limb from limb for making a high-pitched whine.
Using every data dream sequence would almost be cheating
Wtf?
SMELL
...Yes
SHOW ME MORE FATHER!
*"Vamoos you little varmit"*
This is now my entire frame of reference for Star Trek and I couldn't be happier
*I AM NOT A MERRY MAN*
Netflix: "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
also Netflix in the tags section: "sex, fear"
Lmao. 😂
Accurate
1:40 is even more awkward in context. The little kid is Captain Picard (bald dude) after turning into a young boy due to plot reasons.
*(PLOT REASONS I N T E N S I F I E S)*
how did this happen we’re smarter than this
It was actually really interesting. As the captain of the ship, he was still in full authority, and his transformation didn't affect his intellect at all. However, it was hard for the crewmembers to respect him as they had before.
Im gonna use "plot reasons" a whole lot more thank you
the scene where Crusher has sex with a ghost is awkward too.
*"VASH DAMMIT ITS ME."*
The crew of the Enterprise: Rootin Tootin wild west cosplaying acid junkies
lisa booker Basically.
Only that one time. Mostly they pretend to fly a spaceship while in their pajamas.
0:33 (ceremonial chant in unknown language) On Earth, known as Japanese.....
i feel like some of these, even in context, are still pretty fucking strange
Connor Gillespie Some of them are _even stranger._
Like the boy Riker is hugging? That's Captain Picard after getting turned into a child because plot.
Ignis Domini or like how when riker asked who are you, because he thinks he has killed a man after reality breaks in a play and he teleports to a hospital where people tell him he’s insane, and he keeps seeing this character, so he asks him to tell him who he is. He has actually been abducted by romulans that are trying to steal classified information out of his brain to stop the federation
Connor Gillespie weirdest one is Crusher fucking a space ghost.
yes the space ghost fuck/impregnation was weird
I think this one is better left without context...
"We're still friends."
"*Sigh*"
Aarow the Blacksmith
“So, What now?”
“....”
"I don't know..."
I AM *NOT* A MERRY MAN!
always thought this one was undercelebrated
Worf is the antimerry man.
Is it just the lack of context or was there really as much weird sexual tension between Q and Picard as I remember?
Ragg Reviews oh, there’s more than you remember, much more
There's not much more than what is shown in these clips. Most of it is in Tapestry.
There was lots more
For more information visit fanfiction.net
Between Q any everyone
*z a m o o s e*
*ya lil varmin*
Dank Doggo *vamos
Dank Doggo Howdy pardner!
I AM NOT A MERRY MAN
*vamoose
"I'm coming where are you?"
1:25 tfw you know exactly how the propagation of the human species is accomplished and you're asking just to see what happens
Wicht episode was that from tho?
y'all must be M I S T A K E N
There's Bob Wheeler for you
Episode?
@@connorfoley8114 A fistful of Datas
Vamoose you little varmint
As a star trek fan, I can explain
Please do
which clip
...I dunno where to start
Q and Picard in bed?
Never do.
Half of these clips don’t even make sense with context
Daniel Adams true that😂😂😂
Yes like the one where bevely crusher bones a space ghost
Daniel Adams so true
Only half?
Isn't that the point?
1:12 when you engage SUCC drive
Succ is dead
No succ
CNGaming nice Joel reference I see we have a man off class
Pajamapants Jack i
0:32 Japanese: "If you would be so kind"
Japanese? I think you mean an unknown, ceremonial language.
It is Japanese
What do they say before onegaishimasu?
Japanese: Merukasdkjabrdfjbaskdjfbaelsnd.
American Translate: Excuse me.
Pretty sure it's gibberish.
1:16 shoutout to Pulaski standing back and not even trying to help or anything...
Probably thought he was an android.
SHA SHA SHA UwU UwU UwU LOL
Classic Pulaski
1:11
See, this is what happens when you try to access the full power of the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
^God Bless This Comment.
CaptainSpycrab SPACEBALLZ
Comb the desert!
SnakeBite4ever WE AINT FOUND SHIT
What what and the what?
1:21 I love how those two clips are placed side to side.
The saddest part is that these are all still disturbing in context.
Data's fucking dream sequence will never stop making me laugh.
"Mmm. Cellular peptide cake. With *mint frosting*."
Me when I saw the guy shaking: “oh he real dead.”
Why is that sad?
Picard sobbing while saying the sentence “ you are six years old” caught me off guard.
It must be really confusing to see Data scenes if you don't know he's an android trying to learn human behavior xD
*_V A M O O S E Y O U L I T T L E V A R M I N T_*
this whole video is pretty confusing
I've never watched star trek but i kinda guessed the lady with short hair (are you even speaking about her?) Must be some kind of robot
真珠 Data is the one next to her calling him father. Data is the one dressed as a cowyboy. He's an android
Don't you just hate when you accidentally phase through the floor, but re-materialize too soon? Sooooo annoying!
Synthetic Better than being killed by a sentient puddle.
Synthetic Billy Mays, is that you?
A very relatable predicament.
The Bethesda glitch. So annoying.
same
tag urself im Q eating taking a hearty bite out of a spring onion
Sorenova you did guddu, go eat all the onyons
Sorenova I know where you live
Cutting up Onions is good way to cover up the fact that youre having a mental breakdown
you gota eat your onison m8 so hat you can geow big a nd strong
Sorenova I'm the cat at 0:58
"Vaaa *MOOSE* ya lil' varmint!"
*"I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!!"*
1:22, 1:27 and 1:35 go a little too well together
Felipe Trindade I don’t know if it was intentional or accidental, but I love it.
You forgot 1:05
@Droxy 56 oh myyy
PENETRATING MY SECONDARY SUB PROCESSOR
Umoka
Y O U A R E S I X Y E A R S O L D
v a m o o s e y a l i l v a r m i n t
Unironically, this very video made me want to watch TNG to see what these scenes were all about. It's been 3 years, and now Star Trek has become a major part of my life. Thank you so much for this amazing selection of scenes which has quite literally changed my life.
Why do all these scenes feel so awkward
Gee idk CUZ THEY ARE, even with context TNG is a weird and wonderful show
*I ' M C O M I N G W H E R E A R E Y O U*
c o n t e x t
Because they were made in the late 80s and early 90s.
Probably because they're all out of context.
0:14 I was hoping the caption was, "screaming in Klingon".
Extra Fabulous Oh my God, it would be so perfect!
Damnit. I was going to write that.
"gets tortured in klingon"
As a person who has never watched star trek this Is the weirdest and funniest thing I've ever seen
You should watch. It gets funnier when you actually see it _in_ context.
lol me neither
As someone who has watched Star Trek, this owns
just ordinary oblivion conversations
I think that 2:10 might even be Wes Johnson, voice actor for the guards and dremora in Oblivion
0:45 Paint me like one of your French girls, Picard.
You know that Q's done that more than once, let's not beat around the bush.
I feel like even if it WAS in context it would still be awkward..?
Oh cool :O but I wonder how it would've been acting it out lol
It usually is, and that's why it's great
Yes.
Scruffeno believe me it is... Why the fuck did I watch this shit?!?
Scruffeno some of these are even more awkward with context
0:24 - She clipped through the floor. Ban her from the server!
Ryan D noclip activated
Ryan D fucking wall hax
Going to The Backrooms
*"WHO ARE YOU?"*
riker_duckface.gif
*eats leek seductively*
I feel like this is better if you know absolutely nothing about Star Trek
It is
An Imbecile As someone who has watched all seven seasons of TNG, let me assure you that most of these clips still don‘t make any sense in their proper context.
Leon K yep the space ghost sex that was a weird story arc
It is
yeah that's pretty much me
"He is my number 1 dad"
...
Who is number 2 dad?
I AM NOT A NUMBER. I AM A FREE MAN!
is that u, grandpa?
We don't talk about him.... not since... that day... 1:26
That's who dad becomes after a large meal
and_drew_123 I thought u were number 123.
1:30 “Please demonstrate how this is done.”
*cuts to Picard and Q in bed* XD
C E R E M O N I A L C H A N T I N U N K N O W N L A N G U A G E
Glad someone else noticed that.
Maria Taylor badly pronounced Japanese to be more precise
>didn't include mexican Q
Or naked Q: "Red alert".
Naked Mexican Q? Is that why they put up a Wall?
0:24 is this skyrim?
Its a feature, not a bug m'kay?
Xrahz Oblivion more likely.
tcl
todd howard's smirking face in the background
Must've tripped on a basket or a wooden plate.
The only way to improve this video would be to start it "previously on xmen"
0:36
When you enter a group chat and nobody's online...
That's the only clip I can't remember the context for...
It's from an episode in season 1 called "The Last Outpost". It's the one where they introduce the Ferengi.
When you play a dead online game.
'YOu are 6 years old!' ok that's the highlight right there
'I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!' ded
I'm the guy screaming "Anybody" because I'm lonely af.
Red Lips
I'm coming. Where are you?
"I'm coming where are you?"
"I here, waiting for you in acting class."
It’s true that was pretty cringeworthy. I mean they are literally about to die and she’s supposed to be desperate to find answers. Very casual.
Coupled with the terrible graphics that's just a very bad scene lol. I came here knowing it would be in the compilation
1:11 When you accidentally read a spoiler online.
I _NEED_ to know which episode that's from.
It is from a season 2 episode called where silence has lease
0:15 If I didn't know any better, I would have guessed that this is BDSM alien porn.
Whats Klingon for "Fuckin slaves get your ass back here"
That's actually right. Good job.
That basically describes Klingon Ritual in a nutshell, especially their Foreplay, which is reading of poetry and hand to hand combat.
Are you telling me it's not?
Just another Sunday night with the fellas.
And our wives think we're watch football!
0:54 Whenever I see a kid talking about politics in the RUclips comments
Also the next 3 clips
Squid Brotherhood this is the most amazing comment I have seen today
Whenever you're six years old
Gold.
0:56 Is my response to that.
2:11 i have seen this episode several times, yet i have only just now noticed that constipated duckface Riker makes.
I’ve never seen Star Trek in my life and this makes me want to watch it.
Watch, now.
Ricky's Pokemon Start with TNG, but don't watch all of season 1, Season 2 is where the writing starts to get better. For season 1 at least watch Encounter at Farpoint (introduces Q), Datalore (introduces Data's brother Lore), Home Soil, and Conspiracy.
TNG, the Patrick Stewart one, is classic Trek. I highly recommend the spin off series Deep Space Nine as well, it is very different in tone and structure, which makes it a great addition to the series.
This is just from Next Gen. Think about Original Series. Three words.
Unicorn.
Space.
Dog.
How about that time when the crew dressed up as Nazis?
Trouble with tribbles
Giant green disembodied hand grabbing the Enterprise.
I mean you right tho
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Honestly, the cake thing was just as stupid in context.
It's like the writers saved all of their dumbest ideas for the Deanna Troi episodes.
@@thecianinator Wasn't that the one where Data turned on his dream program??? I liked that episode, dreams are supposed to be weird, stupid and make no sense lol. Not the top half of TNG, but man there were way worse episodes
@@aaronbays4 I dreamed about trying to exit a subway station while a guy breakdanced all round me during a 10-minute snooze this morning, can confirm.
A couple of days ago I dreamed about the Avengers B-team of Cosgrove Hall characters taking on Thanos, though. That kicked ass.
@@thecianinator And then there was Dark Page, which was actually a pretty alright episode. Even though it was really more of a Lwaxana episode...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who dislikes that episode.
0:54 without context is absolutely hilarious, but *with* context it’s by far one of the darkest episodes I’ve ever seen.
"SMELL."
"yes!"
"SHOW ME MORE FATHER."
Crusher having relations with a space ghost is weird in context too.
I say we just agree to forget that Sub Rosa was ever an episode...
A space ghost wanting to have sex with Crusher is also weird in context as well.
Yeah a LOT of these are just as weird in context. There are so many from just two episodes: Q takes the crew to Sherwood forest and Worf has his cowboy Western holodeck adventure invaded by “A Fistfull of Datas”
I think I'm gonna get into Star Trek
It’s a great series!
same
don't watch season 1! it's terrible and will make you want to quit, skip it completely. season 2 is ropey at the start but then it gets good
Samesies!
fuck off Season 1 has a few good episodes. Home Soil, Datalore, and Conspiracy are decent.
"What's next?"
"I don't know."
"Penetrating my secondary processor."
nice.
Sorenova is a trekkie confirmed!
Nothing M'lord, simply observing this techno-heresy for uh, weaknesses!
UH UH TECHNICALLY ITS TREKKER
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