star trek TNG clips but out of context

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • I made this in august 2016

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  • @StopLizard
    @StopLizard 7 лет назад +7187

    Star Trek is a serious show about deep philosophical and political subjects.

    • @diegoruiz2186
      @diegoruiz2186 7 лет назад +339

      And also Q dressed as pecos bill

    • @SaveTheFuture
      @SaveTheFuture 7 лет назад +131

      Well, some of the time...

    • @grimefighter8867
      @grimefighter8867 7 лет назад +82

      I am not a merry man!

    • @vestavind
      @vestavind 7 лет назад +21

      I like the reboot films. Do I still have high IQ?

    • @lukem6180
      @lukem6180 7 лет назад +5

      Diego Ruiz Thats bullshit and you know it

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 5 лет назад +2064

    The "I am not a merry man!" line was one of the best ever written on TNG.

    • @samnuell864
      @samnuell864 4 года назад +30

      made me laugh the hardest I have in a while

    • @tannerhawes6890
      @tannerhawes6890 4 года назад +65

      that part of the episode was just a glorious shitpost. Worf smashing the instrument, data taking an arrow w the worst special effects of all time. No music. It was absolutely fantastic.

    • @Locke19901
      @Locke19901 4 года назад +23

      Eat any good books lately?

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 3 года назад +4

      I really wish they had made Michael Dorn's character more interesting...he's like Tasha Yar...but with more lines(with his tactical suggestions being ignored 90% of the time) and doesn't get killed despite the fact he is a weak excuse for a "Klingon".

    • @avaberryman182
      @avaberryman182 3 года назад +1

      Oh the out takes are even better

  • @xXMapleVodkaXx
    @xXMapleVodkaXx 5 лет назад +3638

    I like how 80% of them are Data clips because even in context Data is ridiculous.

    • @nytrodioxide
      @nytrodioxide 5 лет назад +247

      He's the best character, so naturally

    • @MichaelCorbanRose
      @MichaelCorbanRose 5 лет назад +18

      @xXMapleVodkaXx
      I don’t even understand what this is supposed to mean. He’s no more or less ridiculous than any other fictional character. Turn the snark down.

    • @FeedEgg
      @FeedEgg 5 лет назад +50

      And that is why we love him so much lol

    • @FeedEgg
      @FeedEgg 5 лет назад +36

      @@MichaelCorbanRose Turn your snark up!

    • @whitehorsedown6499
      @whitehorsedown6499 5 лет назад +31

      I miss Data.

  • @mattj2217
    @mattj2217 5 лет назад +2162

    "He's my number one dad" is weirder WITH context

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 5 лет назад +75

      "Uh huh, which way's the airlock?"

    • @PuppyOrion
      @PuppyOrion 5 лет назад +97

      "He's my number one dad!" *they've never met before*

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid 5 лет назад +89

      What? That line makes perfect sense in context. He calls him number one out of habit, then has to cover for it..

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 5 лет назад +180

      @@DoomKid "what's weird about it"? The whole plot, my dude! Picard and a few others turned into kids is fucking WEIRD, and what's funnier is that the kid is more British than Stewart despite the fact that he's FRENCH

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid 5 лет назад +11

      Swish Fish Well I never said it wasn’t weird - then again the OP never said it didn’t make sense, so I was replying to something that was never said, in hindsight 😅

  • @nerd5383
    @nerd5383 7 лет назад +1543

    So, according to this, Star Trek is 10% space travel 50% hax and glitches, and 40% the weirdest LARP session in history.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 7 лет назад +188

      That's not far off from the truth, really. And it's glorious.

    • @SrLupinotuum
      @SrLupinotuum 7 лет назад +66

      Also cowboys

    • @johnconnorpliskin7184
      @johnconnorpliskin7184 7 лет назад +9

      Damn Slam Well, especially the newest one.

    • @mmirlas2820
      @mmirlas2820 7 лет назад +5

      I never asked for this Both are franchise zombies.

    • @kamilee4123
      @kamilee4123 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah pretty much.

  • @GreenCauldron08
    @GreenCauldron08 6 лет назад +3446

    Aww, you left out a perfect one!
    Dr. Crusher: "Computer, what is the nature of the universe?"
    Computer: "The universe is a spheroid region 800 meters in diameter."

    • @atiredolddeadname986
      @atiredolddeadname986 6 лет назад +40

      GreenCauldron08 *700

    • @janm3781
      @janm3781 6 лет назад +47

      @@atiredolddeadname986 *705

    • @saalkz.a.9715
      @saalkz.a.9715 5 лет назад +57

      Oh my, does size actually meters... ;-)

    • @takemetoyonk
      @takemetoyonk 5 лет назад +7

      Too much context

    • @takemetoyonk
      @takemetoyonk 5 лет назад +79

      @@saalkz.a.9715 that was the epitome of comedic laziness to the point of not even making sense anymore

  • @shaefurlong1907
    @shaefurlong1907 3 года назад +527

    Very disappointed that "I was reading a particularly erotic chapter of my grandmother's journal" didn't make the cut.

    • @ManualGynephilia
      @ManualGynephilia Год назад +26

      YES the wackiest line in the entire series

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 4 месяца назад +7

      The whole episode is weird as shit

  • @ElffieElix
    @ElffieElix 7 лет назад +1665

    "so, what's next"
    "I don't know."
    *"We're still friends right?"*

  • @MunroPage
    @MunroPage 7 лет назад +3320

    "SMELL"
    "yes"
    "SHOW ME MORE, FATHER"

    • @Krynictrace
      @Krynictrace 7 лет назад +239

      Star Trek: Oblivion (Game of the Year Edition)

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 7 лет назад +36

      I like to call that the Microsoft Sam episode, because it's just retarded annoying robotic talking the entire time. I really don't get why it's such a highly regarded episode.

    • @MunroPage
      @MunroPage 7 лет назад +46

      BradTheAmerican you have selewected microsoft sayam as the computer default vooice.

    • @magpiecore
      @magpiecore 7 лет назад +4

      That cracked me up

    • @ethanbooher6399
      @ethanbooher6399 7 лет назад +1

      I read this as soon it came on

  • @poisonpotato1
    @poisonpotato1 7 лет назад +1342

    “Demonstrate how your species propagates”
    Next scene
    Lol

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 7 лет назад +107

      We're still friends, right?

    • @RianeBane
      @RianeBane 6 лет назад +38

      I don't think that's how you propagate the species though

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 6 лет назад +27

      Hey, this is the 24th century man. Ya never know xD

    • @221b
      @221b 6 лет назад +24

      He'd have had much more luck with that if he'd asked Kirk for the demonstration.

    • @Bramswarr
      @Bramswarr 6 лет назад +8

      I'm pretty sure just about any being in the universe could have sex with Q and end up with an infinitely annoying, infinitely powerful baby

  • @pupper9474
    @pupper9474 5 лет назад +1786

    Star Trek, huh? Sounds futuristic.
    *Robot moves cat saying "vamoose ya little varmint"*
    ._.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 5 лет назад +37

      That would just make it Firefly. Space westerns are great.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 4 года назад +13

      @@Johnny-rx4hs Oh yes they are, and we need another good one like Firefly.

    • @TheatreJosh24601
      @TheatreJosh24601 4 года назад +32

      Data is not a robot. He is an android.

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 4 года назад +30

      *humanoid alien declares that he is not a merry man*

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 года назад +1

      @Momon maybe The Mandalorian? :D

  • @mist-rulan1931
    @mist-rulan1931 7 лет назад +1635

    "he's my number one dad."
    *awkward smiling intensifies*

    • @jamesvogel85
      @jamesvogel85 6 лет назад +21

      I accept that Rascals is not a good episode.
      Still one of my guilty TNG pleasures.

    • @smwillia
      @smwillia 6 лет назад +50

      @@jamesvogel85 Rascals is an episode that by every rational standard should be reviled and strongly despised, but it's far too enjoyable than it has any right to be.

    • @wandaperi
      @wandaperi 6 лет назад

      His mom is #Minuet :P

    • @hmnsdnssx
      @hmnsdnssx 5 лет назад +3

      @@jamesvogel85 Not a good episode? It's actually one of my favorites.

    • @mothpawbs027
      @mothpawbs027 5 лет назад +13

      That episode is one of my guiltiest pleasures, I love Guinan and Ro having fun and Picard being a disgruntled twelve-year-old XD

  • @cuddlemari
    @cuddlemari 7 лет назад +561

    "vamoose, ya lil' varmint"
    -Sheriff Data, to Rowdy Billy the Cat

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 6 лет назад +2

      I'd have included Data saying to worf to say to spot that worf needs to tell spot that he's a good cat and a pretty cat - and worf replying "I will feed him"
      Followed up by spot later changing sex (for not reason and having alien kittens)

  • @nathanyou1899
    @nathanyou1899 5 лет назад +1159

    "You are six years old!"
    To think in context that scene can actually make me cry

    • @nytrodioxide
      @nytrodioxide 5 лет назад +139

      That entire episode hurts my soul

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 5 лет назад +9

      Whats the context?

    • @nkordich
      @nkordich 5 лет назад +251

      @@concept5631 In the episode Chain of Command, Picard has been kidnapped by the Cardassian Obsidian Order (secret police) and they're torturing him. The torturer, Gul Madred (played by the underrated David Warner), shares a story about his youth in an attempt to build a bond with Picard. Picard uses it against him, saying he'll always see that scared six year old boy. The torturer gives in to anger and turns up the pain until Picard passes out. In derailing the session this way, Picard shows he still has some control and is tougher than the Cardassian would be if their roles were reversed.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 5 лет назад +8

      @@nkordich Cool

    • @NebMunb
      @NebMunb 4 года назад +3

      Makes me cry too... tears of laughter

  • @oswin849
    @oswin849 5 лет назад +1590

    Can we take a moment to realize that half of these are from "A Fistful of Datas"

    • @hoeraufist
      @hoeraufist 5 лет назад +102

      A decent amount from Qpid as well.

    • @Elvisbackpack
      @Elvisbackpack 5 лет назад +95

      Both episodes where context jumped out an airlock and gave the audience the middle finger.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 года назад +45

      The episode is just the most elaborate shitpost.

    • @sknfmsmr
      @sknfmsmr 4 года назад +20

      Because it was a really weird and awkward episode. I'm surprised that they didn't put the scene where Data is dressed as a woman

    • @mika9937
      @mika9937 4 года назад

      oh god you're right lma

  • @h3mog0blin
    @h3mog0blin 7 лет назад +1043

    I love how half of these are just data on a normal basis.

    • @ElfQuestComicDubFamily
      @ElfQuestComicDubFamily 7 лет назад +22

      kreepy w/ a K he is by far the most awkward character on the show

    • @GrijzePilion
      @GrijzePilion 7 лет назад +35

      Well yeah, he's the main comic relief character.

    • @MandoYote
      @MandoYote 7 лет назад +16

      Data was the best gunslinger in the west

  • @johnmurdoch3083
    @johnmurdoch3083 7 лет назад +423

    The 1:25 cut is perfection

  • @aisling_commoddities
    @aisling_commoddities 7 лет назад +633

    “SMELL!”
    “Yes.”
    “Show me more, Father!”
    What.

    • @DaveGrean
      @DaveGrean 7 лет назад +13

      Watch Star Trek.

    • @builder396
      @builder396 7 лет назад +55

      I wouldve loved the clip "What are your intentions towards my daughter?" from the same episode in this.

    • @pikkuadi
      @pikkuadi 6 лет назад +1

      One of the best episodes :)

    • @jackskelepack3248
      @jackskelepack3248 6 лет назад +14

      That's his daughter and she's learning new things.
      (They're both androids)
      Seriously watch the episode, it's amazing.

    • @lillithb1661
      @lillithb1661 6 лет назад +7

      Rain Puffs I just watched it and legit spent the whole time crying. It’s too cute.

  • @zachariahschneider899
    @zachariahschneider899 5 лет назад +900

    I still think the weirdest one, even in context, is little lord Wesley eating a pie. Because it's in Reginald Barclay's fantasy program.
    Somewhere in Barclay's subconscious, he dreams about getting it on with Beverly Crusher while Wesley is there.
    Eating a pie.
    The man has some issues.

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid 4 года назад +98

      Barclay definitely has issues, lol. I just love that Troi thinks it’s no big deal, until she sees herself that is

    • @j.p.9522
      @j.p.9522 4 года назад +21

      You just made that scene even greater.

    • @Misia23
      @Misia23 4 года назад +38

      "Banging redhead milf while son watches and eats pie"
      Sounds like a normal video you find at pornhub. :D

    • @arseface2k934
      @arseface2k934 4 года назад +37

      also weird how wesley's told barclay will spank him, almost as if he's done it before

    • @matttheheckingweeb3462
      @matttheheckingweeb3462 4 года назад +18

      Don't forget that Barclay also put a prostitute into a western-themed holodeck set that was intended for a child.

  • @heythatguyalex
    @heythatguyalex 7 лет назад +486

    "He's my Number 1 dad"
    "..."
    "..."
    *awkward hug*

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 лет назад +16

      Yeah... that's Picard.

    • @peterkaplar1660
      @peterkaplar1660 7 лет назад +22

      That's how gay porn usually starts.

    • @codythompson9973
      @codythompson9973 7 лет назад +8

      Poirot's Mustache
      Out of context, it looks like Riker literally has a son.

    • @verynormalvic
      @verynormalvic 7 лет назад

      I remember that making me cringe out of my chair when I watched it lmao

  • @ryuzakithecrux9652
    @ryuzakithecrux9652 7 лет назад +282

    *"Vamoos you little varmit"*

  • @-cosmicrogue-
    @-cosmicrogue- 7 лет назад +918

    I just knew Worf's "I am NOT a merry man!" would be featured.

    • @donaldb1
      @donaldb1 7 лет назад +24

      It should have had "Prune juice, a warrior's drink," as well.

  • @StarFoth
    @StarFoth 6 лет назад +670

    0:24
    Bethesda writes an episode of Star Trek

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 6 лет назад +1

      Star Foth haha

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 5 лет назад +18

      Sooo, how about an annual subscription for $99.99?
      And then both the nacelles just fall off.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 года назад +4

      I was expecting Oblivion dialogue not a Bugthesda meme.

    • @halfbloodprincess298
      @halfbloodprincess298 4 года назад +3

      11/10 joke

    • @wishing4nuclearwinter
      @wishing4nuclearwinter 4 года назад +3

      This also fits for the jump right after that bc that is very close to the jumping animations in fo4 tbh

  • @thatsixeyedguyy5480
    @thatsixeyedguyy5480 7 лет назад +416

    *I AM NOT A MERRY MAN*

  • @uniworkhorse
    @uniworkhorse 7 лет назад +3176

    The humor of a ytp but the charm that can appeal to anyone... Well done.

    • @brianlopez1340
      @brianlopez1340 7 лет назад +17

      Well said

    • @rushnerd
      @rushnerd 7 лет назад +16

      this is a mashup of funny trek clips. nothing to do with a ytp.

    • @jerrycan1756
      @jerrycan1756 7 лет назад +3

      I require a link

    • @DirectorTaffy
      @DirectorTaffy 7 лет назад +1

      Unicorn Workhorse 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕩 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕝𝕕

  • @Mathilde_Bruhn
    @Mathilde_Bruhn 6 лет назад +91

    I love how every scene with Q makes it look like he's in a relationship with Picard, except for the last one which made it look like they had just decided to break up

    • @professionalnerd4055
      @professionalnerd4055 5 лет назад +20

      Even in context it looks like Q has a hardcore crush on Picard 😆

  • @Sindraug25
    @Sindraug25 6 лет назад +1127

    0:31 - That unknown language is Japanese. With an abominable accent.
    1:12 - Dr. Pulaski standing in the background with no intention of helping.

    • @thelordpickles4907
      @thelordpickles4907 5 лет назад +40

      thank you anon. 2 tendies coming your way. standby for transfer.

    • @secretgarbage6581
      @secretgarbage6581 5 лет назад +10

      @@thelordpickles4907 4chan gay

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 5 лет назад +85

      Dr. Pulaski standing there not helping would be about right though.

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 5 лет назад +14

      Hey! She would have helped because he wasn't an android!

    • @JohnDoe-xx8yw
      @JohnDoe-xx8yw 5 лет назад +22

      @@Enzo012 Screw Pulaski, fucking robo racist

  • @Pi_227
    @Pi_227 7 лет назад +460

    SMELL
    ...Yes
    SHOW ME MORE FATHER!

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 7 лет назад +3090

    This deserves 1 mil views. Absolute gold.

    • @clm8167
      @clm8167 7 лет назад +36

      Wilburgur Ayy! It's autism cat

    • @BasedBelieverBob
      @BasedBelieverBob 7 лет назад +24

      Wilburgur Autism Cat has spoken.

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 лет назад +19

      (Oh my god it's him it's him playitcoolholyshit) *cough* umm... S'up!

    • @DocDevious23
      @DocDevious23 7 лет назад +18

      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO??

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 лет назад +3

      Taylor Johansen Why is *who* everywhere you go? Me? Griffen? Wilburger? In any case there's a simple answer to that. You and whoever both have similar tastes in videos and they have little enough of a social life to spend all their time commenting on RUclips videos... yeah that really does sound like me.

  • @HikaruAkb
    @HikaruAkb 7 лет назад +1872

    someone: have you ever watched star trek
    me:
    me: remembers this video
    me:
    me: yeah

    • @BarrickMacready
      @BarrickMacready 5 лет назад +13

      WHO ARE YOU?!

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 5 лет назад +7

      someone: Well do you remember this one scene where riker commandeers the enterprise and then out of nowhere he does the....
      you:
      you: penetrating my secondary subprocessor
      someone:
      someone: what

  • @bolshevikY2K
    @bolshevikY2K 4 года назад +255

    Netflix: "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
    also Netflix in the tags section: "sex, fear"

  • @Meikurey
    @Meikurey 7 лет назад +4977

    Previously on X-Men

  • @RoninOfValenwood
    @RoninOfValenwood 7 лет назад +792

    0:25 Bethesda was here

    • @coinlockerbaby578
      @coinlockerbaby578 7 лет назад +20

      Ronin Phoenix Holy shit

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 7 лет назад +9

      Exactly what i was thinking

    • @josephroszell
      @josephroszell 6 лет назад +2

      Bethesda Bethesda is an anagram for "be the sad" oh boy they sure make sure of that it's also an anagram for "shat beed" nuff said

    • @philipmorris4027
      @philipmorris4027 6 лет назад

      @Ronin Phoenix Best comment, Bro :D

    • @wandaperi
      @wandaperi 6 лет назад

      Spaceballs ?… there goes the planet !

  • @SpockLover27
    @SpockLover27 7 лет назад +275

    *"VASH DAMMIT ITS ME."*

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 6 лет назад +1517

    (Ceremonial chant in an unknown language)

    • @wandaperi
      @wandaperi 6 лет назад +6

      Picard U-Akbar in Mintakan :P \ #TNGWhoWatchesTheWatchers

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 5 лет назад +41

      @Mathieu Champagne I always assumed it was Japanese.

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 5 лет назад +4

      @@odysseusrex5908 you where right 😂

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 5 лет назад +12

      @Eli Ah ha, thank you. Am I right that it is Japanese? It is curious that their universal translators did not just render it into English. I read something once, somebody speculating that we only hear English because of the translators, and what most of the crew are actually speaking is Chinese with a French accent. ;-)

    • @joelpeterson4263
      @joelpeterson4263 5 лет назад +2

      @@odysseusrex5908 it is Japanese yes.

  • @shanecarroll8942
    @shanecarroll8942 7 лет назад +237

    The new Star Trek movie should have just been 2 hours of this. Boom, every single award ever.

  • @fomod_
    @fomod_ 7 лет назад +693

    *Ya'll must be mistaken*

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor 7 лет назад +20

      Rick112 when people tell you to switch off mcree but there's a pharah/mercy on the other team

    • @ludentisgames9837
      @ludentisgames9837 7 лет назад +12

      *JESS WHO DO Y'ALL THINK IS RUNNIN' THIS HERE RODEO?*

    • @TrashGoblin824
      @TrashGoblin824 7 лет назад

      Is that what he says? I honestly thought he said "The owl must be mistaken."

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 7 лет назад +2

      *(ceremonial chant in unknown language)*

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 7 лет назад +914

    This video deserves to be put in the Federal Reserve because this is gold.

  • @Lachie66
    @Lachie66 5 лет назад +328

    You forgot when Dr Crusher was drinking out of Commander Riker’s head with a straw

    • @TheSkyRender
      @TheSkyRender 4 года назад +37

      I mean really, almost any scene from Phantasms where Data is dreaming would work. I particularly liked the bit where the workmen started ripping Data limb from limb for making a high-pitched whine.

    • @bellyjelly0812
      @bellyjelly0812 3 года назад +7

      Using every data dream sequence would almost be cheating

    • @peacejoy1396
      @peacejoy1396 2 года назад +1

      Wtf?

  • @aarowtheblacksmith789
    @aarowtheblacksmith789 7 лет назад +336

    "We're still friends."
    "*Sigh*"

  • @SomeFreakingCactus
    @SomeFreakingCactus 7 лет назад +432

    1:40 is even more awkward in context. The little kid is Captain Picard (bald dude) after turning into a young boy due to plot reasons.

    • @Maurenriques
      @Maurenriques 7 лет назад +115

      *(PLOT REASONS I N T E N S I F I E S)*

    • @Rebel_Friend
      @Rebel_Friend 7 лет назад +21

      how did this happen we’re smarter than this

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 7 лет назад +31

      It was actually really interesting. As the captain of the ship, he was still in full authority, and his transformation didn't affect his intellect at all. However, it was hard for the crewmembers to respect him as they had before.

    • @failtolawl
      @failtolawl 7 лет назад +11

      Im gonna use "plot reasons" a whole lot more thank you

    • @nopenoperson8964
      @nopenoperson8964 7 лет назад +2

      the scene where Crusher has sex with a ghost is awkward too.

  • @lbooker41
    @lbooker41 7 лет назад +262

    The crew of the Enterprise: Rootin Tootin wild west cosplaying acid junkies

    • @Kirkklan
      @Kirkklan 7 лет назад +5

      lisa booker Basically.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 7 лет назад +4

      Only that one time. Mostly they pretend to fly a spaceship while in their pajamas.

  • @Fighterpilot555
    @Fighterpilot555 5 лет назад +87

    "Vaaa *MOOSE* ya lil' varmint!"
    *"I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!!"*

  • @asiunderstandit5717
    @asiunderstandit5717 7 лет назад +108

    This is now my entire frame of reference for Star Trek and I couldn't be happier

  • @connorgillespie9606
    @connorgillespie9606 7 лет назад +557

    i feel like some of these, even in context, are still pretty fucking strange

    • @IgnisDomini97
      @IgnisDomini97 7 лет назад +139

      Connor Gillespie Some of them are _even stranger._
      Like the boy Riker is hugging? That's Captain Picard after getting turned into a child because plot.

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA 7 лет назад +53

      Ignis Domini or like how when riker asked who are you, because he thinks he has killed a man after reality breaks in a play and he teleports to a hospital where people tell him he’s insane, and he keeps seeing this character, so he asks him to tell him who he is. He has actually been abducted by romulans that are trying to steal classified information out of his brain to stop the federation

    • @christophercolasurdo919
      @christophercolasurdo919 7 лет назад +30

      Connor Gillespie weirdest one is Crusher fucking a space ghost.

    • @iamunamed5800
      @iamunamed5800 7 лет назад +10

      yes the space ghost fuck/impregnation was weird

    • @rafaelgiusti7685
      @rafaelgiusti7685 7 лет назад

      I think this one is better left without context...

  • @flednanders7556
    @flednanders7556 7 лет назад +283

    1:25 tfw you know exactly how the propagation of the human species is accomplished and you're asking just to see what happens

  • @simplefatkid9971
    @simplefatkid9971 6 лет назад +51

    Picard sobbing while saying the sentence “ you are six years old” caught me off guard.

  • @LethalByte69
    @LethalByte69 7 лет назад +715

    I AM *NOT* A MERRY MAN!

    • @meinerHeld
      @meinerHeld 7 лет назад +12

      always thought this one was undercelebrated

    • @FrostyButter
      @FrostyButter 7 лет назад

      Worf is the antimerry man.

  • @CaptainSpycrab
    @CaptainSpycrab 7 лет назад +155

    1:11
    See, this is what happens when you try to access the full power of the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.

  • @dankdoggo9906
    @dankdoggo9906 7 лет назад +2568

    *z a m o o s e*
    *ya lil varmin*

  • @themonkeyhand
    @themonkeyhand 6 лет назад +295

    0:33 (ceremonial chant in unknown language) On Earth, known as Japanese.....

  • @setha.4283
    @setha.4283 7 лет назад +59

    1:21 I love how those two clips are placed side to side.

  • @treebliight
    @treebliight 7 лет назад +121

    v a m o o s e y a l i l v a r m i n t

  • @GPWfiles
    @GPWfiles 6 лет назад +876

    y'all must be M I S T A K E N

  • @lifemythanimations6606
    @lifemythanimations6606 6 лет назад +317

    As a star trek fan, I can explain

  • @logancopper5913
    @logancopper5913 7 лет назад +271

    The saddest part is that these are all still disturbing in context.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 7 лет назад +42

      Data's fucking dream sequence will never stop making me laugh.
      "Mmm. Cellular peptide cake. With *mint frosting*."

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth 2 года назад

      Me when I saw the guy shaking: “oh he real dead.”

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +3

      Why is that sad?

  • @umoka2619
    @umoka2619 7 лет назад +153

    PENETRATING MY SECONDARY SUB PROCESSOR

    • @Rebel_Friend
      @Rebel_Friend 7 лет назад +1

      Umoka
      Y O U A R E S I X Y E A R S O L D

  • @zackosborn1731
    @zackosborn1731 7 лет назад +521

    0:32 Japanese: "If you would be so kind"

    • @Pomlithe
      @Pomlithe 7 лет назад +178

      Japanese? I think you mean an unknown, ceremonial language.

    • @torvalupheaval8857
      @torvalupheaval8857 7 лет назад +4

      It is Japanese

    • @defski
      @defski 7 лет назад +2

      What do they say before onegaishimasu?

    • @the7thtrumpet781
      @the7thtrumpet781 7 лет назад +15

      Japanese: Merukasdkjabrdfjbaskdjfbaelsnd.
      American Translate: Excuse me.

    • @iliketurtles2531
      @iliketurtles2531 7 лет назад

      Pretty sure it's gibberish.

  • @bronzeowl9
    @bronzeowl9 5 лет назад +157

    1:16 shoutout to Pulaski standing back and not even trying to help or anything...

  • @ItsBrandonYee67
    @ItsBrandonYee67 7 лет назад +228

    It must be really confusing to see Data scenes if you don't know he's an android trying to learn human behavior xD

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 7 лет назад +41

      *_V A M O O S E Y O U L I T T L E V A R M I N T_*

    • @lelouchvibritannia2238
      @lelouchvibritannia2238 7 лет назад +7

      this whole video is pretty confusing

    • @kas8ia
      @kas8ia 7 лет назад +3

      I've never watched star trek but i kinda guessed the lady with short hair (are you even speaking about her?) Must be some kind of robot

    • @neilisalive4892
      @neilisalive4892 7 лет назад +5

      真珠 Data is the one next to her calling him father. Data is the one dressed as a cowyboy. He's an android

  • @linuxwizzerd5908
    @linuxwizzerd5908 7 лет назад +176

    *eats leek seductively*

  • @Sorenova
    @Sorenova  7 лет назад +2728

    tag urself im Q eating taking a hearty bite out of a spring onion

    • @Aral750
      @Aral750 7 лет назад +66

      Sorenova you did guddu, go eat all the onyons

    • @bubbshalub
      @bubbshalub 7 лет назад +15

      Sorenova I know where you live

    • @Meikurey
      @Meikurey 7 лет назад +49

      Cutting up Onions is good way to cover up the fact that youre having a mental breakdown

    • @dandaman4393
      @dandaman4393 7 лет назад +5

      you gota eat your onison m8 so hat you can geow big a nd strong

    • @mekafinchi
      @mekafinchi 7 лет назад +9

      Sorenova I'm the cat at 0:58

  • @tyvulpintaur2732
    @tyvulpintaur2732 6 лет назад +53

    1:30 “Please demonstrate how this is done.”
    *cuts to Picard and Q in bed* XD

  • @ChiseledDiamond
    @ChiseledDiamond 7 лет назад +70

    "SMELL."
    "yes!"
    "SHOW ME MORE FATHER."

  • @ladybrownen
    @ladybrownen 7 лет назад +338

    As a person who has never watched star trek this Is the weirdest and funniest thing I've ever seen

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 7 лет назад +11

      You should watch. It gets funnier when you actually see it _in_ context.

    • @lachyy9283
      @lachyy9283 7 лет назад

      lol me neither

    • @NightfallGemini
      @NightfallGemini 7 лет назад +1

      As someone who has watched Star Trek, this owns

  • @aaronlewis702
    @aaronlewis702 7 лет назад +78

    'YOu are 6 years old!' ok that's the highlight right there
    'I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!' ded

  • @DtoZ24
    @DtoZ24 6 лет назад +132

    just ordinary oblivion conversations

    • @CboTheSecond
      @CboTheSecond 5 лет назад +9

      I think that 2:10 might even be Wes Johnson, voice actor for the guards and dremora in Oblivion

  • @artinyyk
    @artinyyk 7 лет назад +300

    0:14 I was hoping the caption was, "screaming in Klingon".

    • @rustyshackle8000
      @rustyshackle8000 7 лет назад +13

      Extra Fabulous Oh my God, it would be so perfect!

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 7 лет назад

      Damnit. I was going to write that.

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 7 лет назад +2

      "gets tortured in klingon"

  • @pajamapantsjack
    @pajamapantsjack 7 лет назад +654

    1:12 when you engage SUCC drive

  • @f0x23
    @f0x23 7 лет назад +152

    C E R E M O N I A L C H A N T I N U N K N O W N L A N G U A G E

    • @Artificer1911
      @Artificer1911 7 лет назад +1

      Glad someone else noticed that.

    • @HikariTheGardevoir
      @HikariTheGardevoir 6 лет назад +5

      Maria Taylor badly pronounced Japanese to be more precise

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver 6 лет назад +232

    *"WHO ARE YOU?"*
    riker_duckface.gif

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun 7 лет назад +295

    0:45 Paint me like one of your French girls, Picard.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 5 лет назад +13

      You know that Q's done that more than once, let's not beat around the bush.

  • @xentenial
    @xentenial 6 лет назад +3408

    Is it just the lack of context or was there really as much weird sexual tension between Q and Picard as I remember?

    • @cuchulainn140
      @cuchulainn140 5 лет назад +706

      Ragg Reviews oh, there’s more than you remember, much more

    • @djhenyo
      @djhenyo 5 лет назад +162

      There's not much more than what is shown in these clips. Most of it is in Tapestry.

    • @lindt393
      @lindt393 5 лет назад +57

      There was lots more

    • @Lionkingview
      @Lionkingview 5 лет назад +219

      For more information visit fanfiction.net

    • @unorganizedterritory
      @unorganizedterritory 5 лет назад +62

      Between Q any everyone

  • @mmb6527
    @mmb6527 7 лет назад +73

    Crusher having relations with a space ghost is weird in context too.

    • @robbiemccann8970
      @robbiemccann8970 7 лет назад +7

      I say we just agree to forget that Sub Rosa was ever an episode...

    • @peterbradfield2805
      @peterbradfield2805 7 лет назад

      A space ghost wanting to have sex with Crusher is also weird in context as well.

    • @AaronfromQueens
      @AaronfromQueens 7 лет назад

      Yeah a LOT of these are just as weird in context. There are so many from just two episodes: Q takes the crew to Sherwood forest and Worf has his cowboy Western holodeck adventure invaded by “A Fistfull of Datas”

  • @deanokken8960
    @deanokken8960 3 года назад +11

    Unironically, this very video made me want to watch TNG to see what these scenes were all about. It's been 3 years, and now Star Trek has become a major part of my life. Thank you so much for this amazing selection of scenes which has quite literally changed my life.

  • @OddOneOut665
    @OddOneOut665 7 лет назад +171

    0:36
    When you enter a group chat and nobody's online...

    • @LocksAndChains
      @LocksAndChains 7 лет назад +1

      That's the only clip I can't remember the context for...

    • @Omniprong
      @Omniprong 7 лет назад

      It's from an episode in season 1 called "The Last Outpost". It's the one where they introduce the Ferengi.

    • @gangsterbread3696
      @gangsterbread3696 7 лет назад +1

      When you play a dead online game.

  • @RGDcommentnode
    @RGDcommentnode 7 лет назад +125

    0:24 - She clipped through the floor. Ban her from the server!

  • @VætkisVesen
    @VætkisVesen 7 лет назад +162

    I'm the guy screaming "Anybody" because I'm lonely af.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 7 лет назад +7

      Red Lips
      I'm coming. Where are you?

  • @vonnie0_0
    @vonnie0_0 2 года назад +20

    0:54 without context is absolutely hilarious, but *with* context it’s by far one of the darkest episodes I’ve ever seen.

  • @Thedarkassassin88
    @Thedarkassassin88 7 лет назад +184

    1:11 When you accidentally read a spoiler online.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 7 лет назад +3

      I _NEED_ to know which episode that's from.

    • @andrewsowers2695
      @andrewsowers2695 7 лет назад +1

      It is from a season 2 episode called where silence has lease

  • @rickyspanish7587
    @rickyspanish7587 7 лет назад +66

    I’ve never seen Star Trek in my life and this makes me want to watch it.

    • @broski9938
      @broski9938 7 лет назад +6

      Watch, now.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 7 лет назад +2

      Ricky's Pokemon Start with TNG, but don't watch all of season 1, Season 2 is where the writing starts to get better. For season 1 at least watch Encounter at Farpoint (introduces Q), Datalore (introduces Data's brother Lore), Home Soil, and Conspiracy.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 7 лет назад +1

      TNG, the Patrick Stewart one, is classic Trek. I highly recommend the spin off series Deep Space Nine as well, it is very different in tone and structure, which makes it a great addition to the series.

  • @ginge407
    @ginge407 7 лет назад +1457

    Half of these clips don’t even make sense with context

  • @Virtuoso80
    @Virtuoso80 6 лет назад +77

    "I'm coming where are you?"
    "I here, waiting for you in acting class."

    • @GabrielFlies
      @GabrielFlies 4 года назад +1

      It’s true that was pretty cringeworthy. I mean they are literally about to die and she’s supposed to be desperate to find answers. Very casual.

    • @bellyjelly0812
      @bellyjelly0812 3 года назад

      Coupled with the terrible graphics that's just a very bad scene lol. I came here knowing it would be in the compilation

  • @uncharted3awesome
    @uncharted3awesome 7 лет назад +660

    1:22, 1:27 and 1:35 go a little too well together

    • @thomaswilson3827
      @thomaswilson3827 5 лет назад +41

      Felipe Trindade I don’t know if it was intentional or accidental, but I love it.

    • @GokouZWAR
      @GokouZWAR 5 лет назад +19

      You forgot 1:05

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 года назад

      @Droxy 56 oh myyy

  • @remus1153
    @remus1153 7 лет назад +69

    I needed to remind my self that star trek is a show about deep things and cool shit.
    but i can relate to data on an almost spiritual level.

  • @RyanHinds812
    @RyanHinds812 7 лет назад +38

    I've never seen Star Trek, so these are even more out of context for me, and I must say, this video was amazing. Thank you Sorenova.

  • @classiccustoms2010
    @classiccustoms2010 5 лет назад +37

    "What's next?"
    "I don't know."
    "Penetrating my secondary processor."

  • @Kaboomthensprinkles
    @Kaboomthensprinkles 7 лет назад +57

    RUclips recommend this to me. I'm not disappointed.

  • @jacketry833
    @jacketry833 7 лет назад +428

    1:11 when someone swears on your good christian minecraft server

  • @ricepresident2990
    @ricepresident2990 6 лет назад +333

    0:55 when you see freshman grinding at prom

  • @victoreagle9927
    @victoreagle9927 5 лет назад +48

    In the scenes between Picard and Q subtitles should be:“SEXUAL TENSION”

  • @insertopinion5967
    @insertopinion5967 7 лет назад +101

    *vamoose* *ya* *little* *varmint*

  • @synthetic240
    @synthetic240 7 лет назад +519

    Don't you just hate when you accidentally phase through the floor, but re-materialize too soon? Sooooo annoying!

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 7 лет назад +30

      Synthetic Better than being killed by a sentient puddle.

    • @juhaniaho6698
      @juhaniaho6698 7 лет назад +1

      Synthetic Billy Mays, is that you?

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 7 лет назад +3

      A very relatable predicament.

    • @Tribookau3
      @Tribookau3 7 лет назад +24

      The Bethesda glitch. So annoying.

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 7 лет назад +1

      same

  • @Andrea-zo4qy
    @Andrea-zo4qy 7 лет назад +132

    I like how half of these are from a Fistful of Datas

    • @bobblefish
      @bobblefish 7 лет назад +11

      they seemed to be grabbed from a fairly small selection of episodes. Still amazing

    • @thavidu78
      @thavidu78 7 лет назад +8

      Maybe even could be considered... A handful from a Fistful of Datas?

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 5 лет назад

      And missed the best scene; Data in drag coming onto Worf...

  • @SchlubbyTomHanks
    @SchlubbyTomHanks 5 лет назад +52

    2:11 i have seen this episode several times, yet i have only just now noticed that constipated duckface Riker makes.

  • @jetpackblues9193
    @jetpackblues9193 6 лет назад +157

    You thought the Original Series was weird?
    Well, here comes the sequel.

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 7 лет назад +343

    0:15 If I didn't know any better, I would have guessed that this is BDSM alien porn.

    • @natalieobman5018
      @natalieobman5018 7 лет назад +12

      Whats Klingon for "Fuckin slaves get your ass back here"

    • @elibeli597
      @elibeli597 7 лет назад +2

      That's actually right. Good job.

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor 7 лет назад +8

      That basically describes Klingon Ritual in a nutshell, especially their Foreplay, which is reading of poetry and hand to hand combat.

    • @flatbastard9645
      @flatbastard9645 7 лет назад +1

      Are you telling me it's not?

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 3 года назад

      Just another Sunday night with the fellas.
      And our wives think we're watch football!

  • @Vexiad
    @Vexiad 7 лет назад +154

    1:11 when someone expresses an opinion different to your own on the internet.

  • @hmnsdnssx
    @hmnsdnssx 5 лет назад +35

    Sorenova you done did it, this compilation alone got me into Star trek. I finished TNG today and loved the series, and I'm watching TOS and DS9 now. Smh

    • @professionalnerd4055
      @professionalnerd4055 5 лет назад +1

      I love TOS but have never watched TNG. This video makes me think maybe I should 😆

    • @hmnsdnssx
      @hmnsdnssx 5 лет назад +1

      @@professionalnerd4055 I'd absolutely recommend it

    • @hmnsdnssx
      @hmnsdnssx 5 лет назад

      I finished DS9 about a month ago and now I'm on Enterprise and Voyager, I blame Sorenova for this

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 года назад

      I think I’m getting into the series too now! Lol I saw it on tv

  • @meyerpictures
    @meyerpictures 7 лет назад +140

    I think I'm gonna get into Star Trek

    • @grimefighter8867
      @grimefighter8867 7 лет назад +17

      It’s a great series!

    • @Emily-es2xf
      @Emily-es2xf 7 лет назад +2

      same

    • @DJSheard0
      @DJSheard0 7 лет назад +1

      don't watch season 1! it's terrible and will make you want to quit, skip it completely. season 2 is ropey at the start but then it gets good

    • @honeybee908
      @honeybee908 7 лет назад

      Samesies!

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 7 лет назад +6

      fuck off Season 1 has a few good episodes. Home Soil, Datalore, and Conspiracy are decent.