@Stupid Strawberry when you drink at a water fountain in elementary school there is often a thing where you like count to 10 and when time is up you gotta give it to person behind you to prevent hogging.
this actually happened to me i was at my grandma's and my dad's friend's son's birthday party, and there was this girl there and we started chatting and messing around and when i got back home my mom said something along the lines of "in the future maybe you will be friends who kiss" which was bascially her way of saying that she thought we were gonna start dating, so uhhhh yeah, thats my story
Zalnur 434 he is actually fucking insane he tried to cut off my ears and eat them idc if you dont believe me but it fucking happened NO ONE BELIEVES ME
@@Ben-hp5iz I can't believe that his comment isn't more popular. It really invokes that feeling of hilarity in the reader. It's so underrated, like that indie band called Artic Monkeys.
Justin Y. I literally see you in so many random ass places. At one point you're commenting on an anime review, and you're watching vsauce in the next. What dont you watch?!
Michael’s black hole video was the first video I watched of his, and I was immediately hooked. Now I’m hoping to get into Physics and study astronomy!! Thanks Michael!!
Развлечения
2:23 How I respond to my life falling apart
@JDoc Studios LMAO I DIED
Underrated asf
" *that's* *pretty* *cool* "
666th like
That's pretty cool but where are your fingers
1:20
All the kids in the 4th grade when you get seated next to the opposite gender
8 year olds when you get in trouble
OooooOoooooOooOoO. He said a bad wooooooord
Bro I used to do this in elementary school tbh 💀
Fucking reletable
Ian Miller the good old days man young and innocent yet so stupid 😂
Mom: why don’t you play with the neighbors kid
The neighbors kid: 1:09
Hah! Haven't heard that one before... must be deja vu or something
Copied
Im wheezing
@@Anjum. ಠ_ಠ
It sounds like the boss music gets cut off
0:15 Dead anime side characters when the protagonist is on a tight situation:
This doesn't work for JoJo at all. No wonder your profile pic is an emerald
@@ronnyfc24 it's just an
emerald splash
@@ronnyfc24 Josuke vs Kira (okuyasu returns)
XD
@@ronnyfc24 nooo...
*I D I D N O T R E A L L Y D I E*
Sounds way too epic, I wish action movies were like this.
*Top 10 Anime Plot Twists*
jesus when he came back the third day
What?
*I D I D N O T R E A L L Y D I E D*
0:15 what the boss from a mobile game sees after the player watched an ad
Also boss:really?
This comment too underrated
Best comment so far
I'm laughing so much
1k like
2:24: when you know you did something bad but try to act as if it didn't happen
"That's pretty cool, but- wHeRe ArE yOuR fInGeRs¡"
Relevant
Whereth art thy fingers
Any idea what that's from?
Everybody gangsta until he says: "That's pretty cool but- where are your fingers?"
2:20
W o a h
WHERE ARE MY FINGERS
Normie
But of course, they're at the ends of my feet ahhhhhh!!!! oh my god the teleportation experiment messed me up after all ahhhhh!!!!!
Lol
1:09 4 year old me when the guests come over for dinner
Really innocent answer for the rest of this comment section
I had heavy OCD as a child and I would never
O B A M A what’s ur last name
Hey Obama what is your last name?
New Vorld Sounds no they are my legos
0:53
kids in the back of class be like
Haha nice
_EVERYONE GET DOWN_
Lmao
Things that aged poorly
*c r o n c h*
6 Y/O me at the playground to literally anybody:
1:09
This cracked me up
YOU HAVE 420 LIKES
50 yo me at the playground to the kids:
@@akseli8314 Uh tf-
@@akseli8314 NOOOO
0:15 My father, who’s been missing for years, after I switched the channel on the TV :
2:24 when the kid next to you in history class starts frantically reaching into his bag
Thats pretty cool, but where are your fingers
He pulls out his lunch box then everyone calms down then he pulls a gun out of the lunch-box
@@connor5902 Good Question
@@The_Sludgest and eats the gun
When its quiet and it echoes lol
1:20
Everyone in first grade when you’re called to the front office
Indeed
Hadi Hamdan hows your pfp moving?
@@dcs7232 use a gif
More like 12th grade
I'm in highschool and I still do that XD
1:35 The moment onlyfans was invented
ALMOST 69 LIKES
lmao
@@Derrick-1209 "haha 69 420 funny number my brain is smooth"
@@PopYTP "haha can't let people have fun, internet very serious place, my brain very smooth"
HOLY CRAP LMFAO
Me at school: *trying to to get a drink from the water fountain*
THAT kid behind me: 1:12
i hate this so much
@@peanut5200 same
Accurate
OMFG THIS IS SO RELATABLE.
@Stupid Strawberry when you drink at a water fountain in elementary school there is often a thing where you like count to 10 and when time is up you gotta give it to person behind you to prevent hogging.
Michaels parents: omg he's about to say his first words.
Michael: or am i
1:20
What... are first words?
@@realasifromreal and what do they look like?
*vsauce music*
lmao
2:25
When you are going into the kitchen at 3am
Thats pretty cool but, where are your fingers
HHAHAHAHAHHA
Lol
@SouSselL XD
That's pretty cool but, *your pfp made it bad*
1:58
When 2 rocks looks similar in the desert…
Pfffff
Hahahhahahhahahha
Underrated
HOLLLYYYYYY SSSHHHITTTTT
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
0:15
The final boss after you bring his health down to 0
Every resident evil boss be like
Every Persona 5 Palace ruler battle be like
Undyne and Omega Flowey from Undertale be like:
Me: is alone outside
The man in the white van:
1:09
Under rated comment
Lmao
That’s what he always says.
Bringer of doom!
I bring you the gift of darkness
2:29
“That’s pretty cool, but where are your fingers?”
*Aggressively stares at camera*
2:28 is better time stamp
When someone brags about being a millionaire even though they have no hands.
Not gonna like cause you’re at 420 likes
That's a pretty smart question I don't even know tbh
0:15 Cartoon characters when they got hit by a truck
Cartoon characters in general:
“Where are your fingers?”
Over the like button.
But not on it. Like immediately, or vsauce dyes... Your shirt blue.
Or are they
They said I’ll meet the love of my life at 12
1:16
FnafCreation, ouch.
13
:(
Are you anti-vax
@@hotgarbage9220 ...
0:15 My dad when I win the lottery
LOL
Lmfaooo, I'm gonna start betting at the lottery after this.
Toys!
Seen u
Tbh more like 2:20
1:55 didn't expect that btw!
Lmfao
Phineas and Ferbs invention when their mom comes back home: 0:04
The invention when there mom leaves: 0:15
LMAO
their
@@kevinTG554 shuddup
I found a wild Camo Regrow Red!
1:54 If aliens ever land on the moon, this is the first thing they'll see of human civilisation.
That part really doesn’t need any context either. It’s exactly what it appears to be.
Assuming they already didn't see us but hey, that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY
0:15
When the main character in anime dies, but then the music kicks in
Y E S I A M
TimTam *Is ThAt A jOJo ReFeReNcE!?!??!*
@@draininglovestory8773 I'm not sure IS IT?
TimTam *WeLl Is It?!?!?* [Insert Vsauce music]
Que giorno’s theme
Parents: Aww he’s gonna say his 1st words
Micheal: *starts talking about the universe and counting*
"Thats pretty cool but,
wHerE ArE yOur FinGerS?"
**Intense staring**
I feel like a fool.
0:15 Juesus the third day after his death
*Juesus*
*J U E S U S*
Juesus Chreest
Juesus Crust
fraud
Im the real noobmaster69
2:28 me as a kid while watching the powerpuff girls
LOL
“That’s pretty cool but- WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS”
LMAO
LOL
LMFAO-
Me trying to use the toilet without waking my parents up at 2am 0:18
PARAPPA THE RAPPER PFP
1:09 sounds like the starting of a certain type of video
Lol
I wonder which kind
0:04 Simps when the streamer has a boy friend
69 likes so i cant like
@@Preinstallable yes a person of culture
The streamer breaks up with them: 0:15
Preinstallable on Roblox lol funny sex number Keanu reeves wholesome 100 big Chungus
*W H E E Z E*
*DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE A FOOL*
or do i?
100 more likes until 666 likes..
or do you?
Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....?
Explain me why is it funny please. I suck at English :_(
I don’t think we realize what fucking mastermind of comedy Michael really is.
1:21 parents when you interact with the opposite gender
Even just saying "hi" even though youve been saying hi to everyone
That’s more 1st grade friends than parents
STILL CHILL STILL CHILL
this actually happened to me i was at my grandma's and my dad's friend's son's birthday party, and there was this girl there and we started chatting and messing around and when i got back home my mom said something along the lines of "in the future maybe you will be friends who kiss" which was bascially her way of saying that she thought we were gonna start dating, so uhhhh yeah, thats my story
bruh good things happen when you listen to your mom😁
“I didn’t really die”
*TOP TEN ANIME PLOT TWISTS*
THIS IS EXCLUSIVE
Yea i know right
U just copied the video’s joke
@@evap304 And he got 100 likes from doing that... I love RUclips comments!
Mohammed Abdul be like
No one:
Middle schoolers roasting:
2:01
Best comment
0:41 middle schools when they hear the roast
Anime greatest villain when they pop up in the last episode 0:15
😂😂
He said jean pierre and i am convinced its a jojo reference
Nobody:
The cat that just fell from the ceiling of a 10 story building: 0:15
1:05 literally me when ever I am right in an argument
What tf is ur pfp
*"hey, would you like to play with my toys?"*
@BYRON STEVEN MARIN MONSALVE no, demanding it
Me everitime when I was 10 and a cousin came to visit
1:09
Yes E V E R I T I M E
@@sometimesactiveacc7762 🤔
PLG-Streams TV do you want me to correct you
Now u got 69 likes
Karam Al-Sharak me?
I love how this makes him look like some kind of schizophrenic crazy person.
Von Steiner, true.
what is true? him being actually crazy or what Von Steiner said ? lol
Zalnur 434 he is actually fucking insane he tried to cut off my ears and eat them idc if you dont believe me but it fucking happened NO ONE BELIEVES ME
wait.. he isn't some kind of schizophrenic crazy person?
Yes he is.....
*or is he?*
1:08 Every van driver in the 90's
Nobody:
Elementary kids when someone is called to the office: 1:20
Why does this comment not have that many lieks
@@Ben-hp5iz I can't believe that his comment isn't more popular. It really invokes that feeling of hilarity in the reader. It's so underrated, like that indie band called Artic Monkeys.
HAAHHAHAHHA
😂
BWAHAHAHAHWKZHDJEJIWHWHEHEHEH
Mom: stop being anti social go play with the kid next door
The kid next door: 1:09
Bruh • Under rated comment, it fits perfectly. Good job, Sir.
Hi Hi thanks
Bruh • LMAOOO
his toy 2:00
Furret Boi with a gun I’m screaming what-
When you kill an enemy but they immediately get revived in front of you: 0:15
THE PAIN
Destiny 1 self res warlocks
Tf2 dead ringer
Sekiro
When you kill a demon in doom but it gets revived and stronger
Anime protagonists when they "die" sacrificing theirselves: 0:15
i miss jonathan
Like how Joseph came to his own funeral
I love how this comment was nothing to do with jojo but
You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attaaaaack!”
@Safwaan 👀 Hm? I said nothing...must be the rain
Normie PFP
'How are Michael's toys a dong?'
*sweats nervously*
“You can watch me play with my toys online”
Fuck you. Ur pfp looks like amogus.
2:20 when you finally join the cool kid group and the leader cool kid comes to talk to you on his scooter
When you try to act cool on a scooter in front of the cool kids. I think that's more accurate.
Where are your fingers
As far as i know, the scooter is basically the equivalent of the elevated one
*that's a pretty cool butt*
I'm the one thousanth liker
2:28 when you meet a guy from Chernobyl
Genuinely laughed. Have a GREAT day
bruh I'm crying
Thats brilliant 🤣
That's pretty cool, but *WHERE* are your fingers?
lol
0:04 When you realise that you have school in one minute:
00:15 when you remember that it’s movie day at school
Open your laptop
Aww man
What were some of the mutations caused by the Chernobyl explosion?
Me and my homies: 1:24
1:12 when she's starts counting
That's a stupid joke. No mother counts to 12
He said eleven and a *half*
Who says im gonna count to 12 tho i never in my lige heard
It’s usually three but it’s still funny
ok that’s worthy of a like
“Hey! Vscauce! Micheal here! Where are your fingers?”
* Looks at fingerless hand *
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Same thing happened to me
Reality checks be like
7 year olds making a youtube channel: 1:35
🤨📸
0:15 Spiders when they show up after vanishing when you weren't looking
bruh
Kid Gamer
For some reason i dont believe that will happen
Kid Gamer people who do that are annoying
THESE COMMENTS ARE SO FUNNY BYEEE HAHWHAHHAYSHWH
That doesn't deserve to be that funny
_I D I D N T R E A L L Y D I E_
**Top 10 anime P L O T T W I S T S**
Angler Fish more like every anime plot twist
0:17 well i actually died right here
2:28 when 8 yr old me sees a finger dissapear magic trick
Why does this work so well
Fabian And his adventures his fingers disappeared, I bet your mom didn’t like that😏
@@KD-zr6pv r/cursedcomments
Damnit John you got the time stamp wrong
thats pretty cool but, where are your fingers?
1:21 When someone gets called down to the principles office
underrated
Yaaaassss
This is elementary school cafeterias in a nutshell.
Bus rides
At school they say HOHOHAHAHOHA
lmfao true
Teacher: "Hey you have a test today"
The kid in the hallway: 1:09
1:12
POV : ur a fourth grader and u need to write the last word on the paper while the teacher counts the last seconds
🤣true
1:25 The best ASMR in the world
Y E S
Heyal yea
*DONG*
LOL
DONG DONG DONG DOUBLE DONG DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DONG DONG DONG DONG DOUBLE DONG!
2:29
“That’s pretty cool, but where are your fingers?” - Michael, some time in the past
movie villain's sidekick saving the main character because he "felt like being good now": 0:15
Everybody asks where are your fingers, never how are your fingers
*_too deep 😔 ✊_*
Did.....did this dude just italicise emojis?
@@thejokestersquad3686 wtf
Hahaha so original comment!
@@yosh1625 Thanks. I try.
Imagine if everything in this video came from one Vsauce video. I would believe it.
"where are your fingers?"
wrapped around your toys, that's where
penip or are they
Why is this comment so underrated
OH
...or are they?
penip O.M.F.HOLY.WHAT....😂
It takes a special someone to be an intellectual while also a massive meme
it takes a special someone to be everywhere all the time
I will follow you everywhere I can
What about Rick Sanchez? xD
Justin Y.
It takes someone to have no life
Justin Y. I literally see you in so many random ass places. At one point you're commenting on an anime review, and you're watching vsauce in the next. What dont you watch?!
Sometimes I think the Michael never really left that solitary confinement cell.
Me: is the stonks meme finally dead yet?
Reddit: Maybe
Stonks man: 0:15
*Vsauce Within context:*
10000 IQ
*Vsauce out of context:*
Wat
*Where are your fingers?*
Well... that's actually true, RUclips JUST CHANGED!
RIGHT SNEDOWN NOIW NWOE NOW WHAT THE FUCKC I WILL NOPT EVEN ERASE MY MISSPLEILIGNGS eart mey ass dedaddy
Ehhhhmmm that last one would be 99999999999999 IQ
In context: if this were a simulation, you couldn't know.
out of context: look at my toys, I have three hands, and six apples.
1:30
You can watch me play with my toys...
*_o n l i n e._*
Porn
Cornhub
Sauceporn...
Purposed to have a *** plus knowledge
DONG
Hornpub
this is like watching vsauce without paying attention
" That's pretty cool but *where* *are* *your* *fingers* "
2:28 when I see someone with no fingers
MooseFlame Underrated comment
Underrated af
Overrated comment
Lazier than my dog
🤣🤣
How many people with no fingers are you seeing
0:14 why is this so funny (especially with the first clip added on)
magnosiam: uploads this , silas laspoda: right back atcha
No one:
My baby cousin at a family gathering: 1:09
Hahahaha
Except it’s not a question
*YOU WILL PLAY WITH MY TOYS*
The first comment in four months that made me audibly "hah hah".
Same, but my uncle
Ubername69 THE FBI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Everyone in the comments:
1:09
Yeah thank you everyone. No I dont want to play with your toys.
Hey, would you like to play with my toys?
Hey, would you like to play with my toys?
Hey, would you like to play with my toys?
Toys, my with play to like you would hey?
Hey, would you like to play with my toys?
"a smart man can make stupidness"
-Stephen hawking
"I know it just looks like I used the bathroom and didn't wash my hands. And I didn't."
SAME BRO
“A N D I D I D N ‘ T”
0:15 of course not, he’s immortal
1:18 when someone asks me how old my girlfriend is
E L E V E N..
A N D A H A L F
That "ohhhh" right after it is the best lol
0:00 when the FBI saw your comment
Nice
Cool
Every time I hear the phrase " or am i? " or " or is it? " i can already see Micheal widening his eyes and raising his eyebrow
This is one if the funniest videos I've watched in a long time
gd
1:36 single girls during quarantine
BRööTHA
i-
Bruh
Y e s
YES I LOVE THIS COMMENT
Michael: _loads gun_
Also Michael: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
LOL
But is it?
0:14
Pro gta gamer tryhard move
More like pro life hax
Michael: where are your fingers?
Me: * looks at hands *
Also me: Michael... what did you do?
Michael: * evil grin *
2:27 "That's pretty cool but *WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS* "
0:19
Ah yes, the three genders:
Male
Female
Chair
*c h a i r*
My gender is chair
My gender is gender
I smell a wooosh coming in a while...
@@wadduck67 same
1:35 my gf when it's quarantine time and I can't come over
When i realize that i don't have one 0:04
@@carlosdbd1025 lol
oh no, my mind... Help
UNDERRATED
@@punkst6r223 ...
Michael’s black hole video was the first video I watched of his, and I was immediately hooked. Now I’m hoping to get into Physics and study astronomy!! Thanks Michael!!
Anything: exists
Michael: or does it?
“Also, I am made out of Vsauce.” “Always have been.”
"Or Am I...?"
@@doomed_blues “haha, nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK :)
Always *HAS* been
Lmaoo