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@@Rhakjellg well, in most situations, the us definition of a fourth grader is somebody in the fourth grade of elementary school, which is most likely what vipersea was trying to say
Isn't bacteria the whole point of nuts? You can rinse them and make them smell nice for a few minutes, but after an 8 hour shift, they will be back to bacteria central. Unless you are able to work with your nuts out....
“p o p s o p e n l i k e m y n u t s”
That doesn’t sound healthy
Happens all the time what you talking bout’
@@mr.zapper3356 Bruh I can't- 🤣🤣
wait... so what i do during sex is unhealthy? i have sex every night will i die?
@@Godisbest4you How long have you been doing that?
@@Godisbest4youlol😂😂
Meme him all you want, but you can't deny that that throw was pretty impressive.
In the spanish version he broke the window
yes
That throw was fake tho
I am the 420 like on this comment
666 likes
“Take my nuts, put them back together, and get my nuts.”
*Truer words have never been spoken*
Nobody like this comment it's at the perfect number
MrZombie 2004 too late
@@mintyboi :(
Evolution bur no evolution
I didn’t like the comment for a reason
“This is probably making you cry. This is making MY NUTS cry.”
Yo, what? Lol!
In other words, it’s making him N U T
😭
*Stop having boring nuts*
“Teach me your ways”
You have to eat twelve million onions and fifty thousand peanuts to get the perfect nuts.
@@Conner6969 don't forget the almonds!! They are important. They make the nuts have a longer lasting time period.
@@cosmiicpeach121 oh yes I almost forgot. To get ultra instinct nuts you must eat o n e almond.
That's how strong they are.
@@cosmiicpeach121 to have wet nuts is to have even more boring nuts.
As it'll only make them boring and saggy
eat about 5000 almonds and nuts. that’s the secret
"Stop having Boring Nuts"
Kids, this is why Mom left us
cuz you had "boring nuts"?
No dad, she left you, not us
Shhhhh...shut the hell up or dad will hit us with the belt if we blame him
@@notgettingthejokeonpurpose5412 bold of you to assume we don't *want* that...
@@gamesfan290 *sweet home Alabama*
He said nuts 38 times.
Yes, I counted
@@zxcvbnm914 The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Wrong! it's actually 39 nuts 😂
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we needed
Pep Tulk I counted 38 like he did
That can’t be right. 38 seems a bit low
“Kids love my nuts”
And that, people, is how to get placed on the FBI Watchlist with one sentence
Get your mind out of the gutter he means peanuts
That’s how you get invited to a diddy party 💡
🚨
@@wynterwolfrose228 you must be fun at parties
most overused joke
Here's a hard boiled egg.
**P A W**
You add the pickle,
You add *m y n u t s*
Growl arghargghgfefh
Pickle pickle
Ya love M Y N U T S
PAW
You know it's a great recipe🤣🤣
"Stop having boring nuts" - Slap Chop guy
Yeah, his name is either Vince Price or Vince Offer I think it's Offer
@@Carology_psl nah, his legal name is Slapcho Pguy
@@sincerecinnamon Ah, that makes me more sense
@@Carology_psl If I have a son maybe I should make that his first and middle name 🤔
*”N O W Y O U R G O N N A E A T M Y N U T S.”*
i just got the og advert for this while watching an emotional tribute vid lol
Same
Same
dragon ball z
Same
Same
"you add a pickle, you add my nuts"
I'm dying
Ey, it's my old account!
Ey, it's my love!
@@RGM39 WHAT!?
Ey, it's my nuts!
So are not gonna talk about how he made that thing in the sink perfectly
@@djejay1240 ok
@@djejay1240 I disagree boih
I was just gonna comment about that
I HAVE THE HIGH NUTS
he used the force
“The skin comes right off”
Dude you ok go to a doctor
Test Dummy his **foreskin**
*somebody else's skin*
You mean mental asylum?
you stole this comment, just like my nuts.
Yo Mike Wazowski how is Sully doin’?
@@Solstice2820 He got fired ever since we replaced screams with laughs. It wasnt his kinda thing. He hasnt been the same since.
This was recommended to me under.....
“Recipes”
lmao something is wrong with your recommended
Hoi Prod. Oh god
Me too
It's recommended to me under the category 'gaming'.
Same
"you're gonna be in a great mood all day, cuz you're gonna be slappin' my nuts"
You got that right, Vince
“Pops open like *m y n u t s.”*
😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@BLoom_Beats 😂 I can't breath
@@galaxyneonwolfgirl5221 ME NEITHER HAHAHAHAHAHA. like the kids in my basement
@@BLoom_Beats 😂💀 I'm fucking wheezing like I wanna laugh so hard out loud
"You're making me cry, you're
making *M Y N U T S* cry."
Wait a second
Wait a minute
Wait an hour
Wait a day
Wait a week
"This is making you cry"
"This is making *my nuts* cry"
Doctor: wow ok
This is driving me nuts
@@tylerweir That's nuts!
Tomotron I know right it almost feels a bit nutty
1,000th like
Sir, that's called sperm
"You love M Y N U T S, you hate making it"
Ohh yeah, we need some professionals to make it~
Instructions unclear,
now I cannot have kids.
Cause you have a criminal record for doing the stuff in the video
HAHA THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT
0:42
Exuse me what the fuck
ruclips.net/video/7YyAS5BeU3c/видео.html
This seems like something Adult Swim would air unscheduled at 3am.
Adult Swim loves to play weird stuff at that time lol😂🤣
@@briangriffinfamilyguyfan81 true true
Edit: why am I getting likes
I used to use ur icon for everything
@Grammar Police the straight Furry would like a chat with you
Nah this would air right after King of the Hill
"*J u s t b a n g m y n u t s*"
@@B0bby_V Read this EXACTLY on that part
@@samlowrider Same
BRUHHH THIS COMMENT 💀
K i d s l i k e m y n u t s
not to be that guy but im pretty sure he said “bag”
I remember watching this in 6th grade and trying so hard to keep my laugh in.
Thank you nut guy
Thanos: *_I S L A P M Y N U T S W I T H M Y N U T S_*
I use T H W NUTS to slap THE NUtS
@@yoda50yearsago99 Ah yes, I believe you're more accurate than me. Kudos man
Thanos: Impossible.
I used the nuts to destroy the nuts
@Sutan Rokok nan Sabatang I READ THAT AS HE SAID IT, also that moment was legendary!
Here’s and egg
Pagh*
You add the pickle you add my Nutz
What a great recipe
dill pickles honestly tho
Lol
Hanganagahahahahahahgagaga
Slap chop guy: "here's how you order", you just call M Y N U TS.
One would say “you just call DEEZ NUTS”
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@@shiverfan4867 deep bro
@@shiverfan4867 no need to get political
@@shiverfan4867 r/ihadastroke
I've seen this so many times already and it still gets me
"I can do it with one finger you can do it with my nuts" idk why but that really got me
"Pops open like my nuts"
"Skin comes right off"
Vince, go see a doctor lmao
Don’t worry he’s from Chernobyl.
I thought his name was fitz?
@@StrangeSunset7 nope. Its Vince
1 skin
2 skin
3 skin.....
U copied my comment
*”S t o p H a v i n g B o r i n g N u t s”*
imagine ur GF says this in the bedroom
bruh thats an international roast
Did this predict cyberpunk 2077?
Funniest bit
@@LonelierWolf Lmao
@@rvnseo I rather say that this reply from me is cursed a bit
“Get my nuts, at least throw it on top of the pizza”
1:02 so are we not going to talk about the accuracy this man have,no well ok fair.
Well Vince is inVINCEible
@@basedmale4719 true
@@RON1NX Im going to say the n word 😳
@@hypebeast6669 ThAt'S RaCiSt, YoU CaN't SaY ThAt
@@RON1NX cue all the ten-years old acting as though they know shit.
It's been 6 years and we still haven't found out how to order.
There's a website pretty sure, it's available on Amazon as well (might be out of stock as this commercial is not recent)
@@clique-irl8639 r/WOOOOSH!
@@bigdanslivestreams4060 y/thisisnotredditm8
@@pizzaman2726 You think I don't know that?
@@bigdanslivestreams4060 this fucking "r/woooosh" thing is so annoying, this isn't reddit bozo
"pops open like my nuts" is what really got me! 😂
Meme Lover3074 Bro I would like but it’s at 420...
"kids love my nuts"
same here
Same
Oh gawd
"You're making my nuts cry" is such an underrated line from this one.
He forgot to say no homo.
Brexet Y.
A new breed has entered the arena
Its ok, he's wearing socks
Just do not let this fact distract you from the real facts...
That I post videos of eggs every day
Zuwi mama
they're spreading
0:42: *ladies and gentlemen, we got them*
indeed
ruclips.net/video/9kmL810LrnE/видео.html
@@FirstLast-rk4nr stop
Joe Biden has entered the chat
*FBI OPEN UP*
“If I can do it with one finger you can do it with my nuts” 😂
Buy now the slap my nuts and a my nuts for free! All you have to do is slap my nuts
one two nuts
"Kids can do it!"
hahaha
"Kids love my nuts"
"this is making you cry your making my nuts cry" i guess he slapped them too much
*No nuts were harmed in the making of this*
0:38
u sure bout that?
RIP nutz boi
Can't say the same about the kids though
*busted
Ate you 100% sure?
*catigory gaming*
"Bacteria gets into my nuts!"
*"YOU CAN'T CLEAN IT"*
Oh god no no no no heeeeccckkk naaaawwww
You can clean food
Go to the private part doctor thingy
@@allthesmallthingsssssssss you don't need that type of doctor to clean food.
@Handsome Squidward Don't worry I will give them some of my cashews
Why am I laughing at this I literally have the same sense of humor as a fourth grader
Forth grade doesn’t necessarily mean elementary school. You could be at the 4th grade of a bachelors degree
@@Rhakjellg well, in most situations, the us definition of a fourth grader is somebody in the fourth grade of elementary school, which is most likely what vipersea was trying to say
don't we all?
We all do, I can’t stop laughing!! 😂😂🤣🤣
I’ve had the same humor since I was about seven…
I saw one of these in a local goodwill and immediately bought it just for the memes goddamn it
My lungs are not getting enough oxygen to keep me alive because of me laughing.
Warning 10 seconds of oxygen remaining
@@stander_spender_8173 subnautica?
@@explosivediarrhoea4336 yes
*SAME PLEASE HELP ME I CAN'T BREATHE AND ITS 2 AM*
@Carp *inhaling of air bladder*
“Bacteria gets into *M Y N U T S* “
@Anthrax the bacterium 😷 🧼
@Anthrax the bacterium I don’t wanna get sick during a pandemic
@Anthrax the bacterium Ok
It’s worthless forget about it
All memes aside…
That’s true for everyone :/
Category : *Gaming*
Well, you're playing with his...
@@meh2063 lol
Over 10000 monsters on one map
Cuz you play with nuts?
@@meh2063 N u t s
This is truly a golden oldie. Aged like wine
1:12 why is no one talking about "This is making you cry, you're making my nuts cry"
I was talking about that
*NUT*
@@glitchstudios5543 Why don't more people have our picture?
@@Tamnd605 Yay :)
*POw*
“and watch this:
tacos,
*P O W*
fettuccine,
*P O W*
linguini,
*P O W*
martini,
*P O W*
bikini.”
I love grating a whole ass block of cheese into my bathing suit.
Tortellini!!
Saw this as it was said
XD
My nuts
Drinking game: Take a shot everytime he says nuts.
I’m blaming you for whatever I do when I’m drunk
Instructions unclear. My friend hasn't gotten off the floor for 2 days.
My dad did the same but without the challenge
Alcohol poisoned nuts
done..
This was way ahead of its time
1:21 *m y n u t s* comes right off
💀💀💀
☠️
That’s doesn’t seem healthy
@@yahairaquinones6689 yes It don’t
@@yahairaquinones6689 doesn’t seem that healthy
"In the future, comedy will be randomly generated."
And Larry the Cucumber said that like 18 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road
Weed eater
It's already happening
@@_4M r/woooosh
@@danielvanstaden8247 bruh how tf did I miss the joke
*WHY THIS MASTERPIECE JUST SHOWN IN MY RECOMMENDATION AFTER 5 YEARS!*
Same
Ikr
Lewd Catt wondering the same thing
Its show it because you watch it from jackseptic eye
*I AGREE WITH YOU*
i feel like an archeologist
0:57 "bacteria gets in my nuts, you cant clean it"
ITS WORTHLESS, FORGET ABOUT IT.
Get neutered.
Isn't bacteria the whole point of nuts? You can rinse them and make them smell nice for a few minutes, but after an 8 hour shift, they will be back to bacteria central. Unless you are able to work with your nuts out....
Aids in a nutshell:
True!
"Bacteria gets in my nuts."
0:58
Doesn't that happen to all of us...
That’s a UTI
YOU CANT CLEAN IT
stds in a NUTshell
I think he needs to see a doctor
1:34
*"J U S T B A N G M Y N U T S"*
Underated
He said just BAG my nuts
What kind of drugs was I on for me to watch this
Hard boiled
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Okay, daddy ;)*
It has been 6 years since I first seen this video. It is such a masterpiece. I can't stop coming back to the video 💀
This is nuts
Commit expiration date
FBI OPEN UP
@@Chimken_Nuggies-777 FBI CAN *SLAP MY NUTS*
@@lunarpitch 😂
@@Chimken_Nuggies-777 **Slap My Nuts* Intensify*
“The more you do it, the harder it gets.”
H
Genius you are a genis flytrap
This man goddamn failed NNN
And passed DDD
Destroy dick december
Imagine a crazy man walked up to you and said,
Y O U ' R E G O N N A L O V E M Y N U T S
I’m a kid 😎
@@bruhwoman2268 are you a girl
@@zorbaz3940 lmao you tryna get a yt gf 😂😂 go tf outside for once fortnite kid 💀
Fun fact: that is actually the original voice clip
@@kibry_ I play minecraft
This legitimately made me die of laughter than any other YTP videos that I watched from Marklar's channel. Definitely a top tier YTP
1:30 *Top ten rappers eminem was afraid to go against*
Omg
Afraid to dis*
Bonus points if you turn the speed up
Use 1.50 or 1.75 speed
0:31 too
There was a kid in my class that would play this on his chromebook before class every day.
what a chad
i was that kid
Sounds like me
Plot twist: you were that kid
r/madlads
All jokes aside, this actually looks like a decent product.
Bro why do people keep responding to this “mines bad it broke very easily” I’m just joking
Used to own one. Bends too easily.
that's what I thought
why is no one else talking about this
True
@Royal payn you good?
Right my nuts are a very good product say nah jk look like a good product tho
You can't summarize the plot of Dandadan in 2 minutes
This guy:
The fact that it landed perfectly in the sink
Only took 5 attempts.
In the spanish version he breaks the window
@ikamuse, thank you.
FUGGETABOUTIT *Violent smash*
blue lol tru
"Stop having boring nuts"
*Oh.....*
You need a real girl for that, boi
I never knew my nuts were boring
Leave thy recommend section I say Begone shall thou
Vince: _"Stop having boring nuts."_
This right here, changed my life for the better
*Vince. Fitz is a RUclipsr
@@shrommy_ Sounds like he says Fitz
Yeah but his name is vince
And it's because he says Vince very fast, making it sound like he said fitz
@Joozma fitzmagic is a football player
I miss this type of humor, sometimes
Most families: My kids love me!
That one family:
m y k i d s l o v e m y n u t s
BradyLoveLife aka the ‘’Alabama’’family
i hate that this made me laugh.
Mystery Indicator ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)part 2
FBI open up
Damn it... I cant hold my laught 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Tacos, fettuccine, linguini, martini, bikini
This man is a legend
He got *_bars_*
hotel ? trivago
Tortellini?!
Zucchini
V I C T I N I
Slap my nuts guy: “kids love my nuts”
Chris Hansen: “Why don’t you have a seat right over there please”
*HIIIIII*
"I will tell you that in a minute"
Chris Hansen loves my nutz . YAH
the dudes name is (ironically), Vince Offer
Johnny Sins: WHOA WHOA WHATS GOIN ON OVER THERE?¿?
0:32 gets me every time
"Pops open like my nuts"
I AM CRYING!
Can we talk about that sick score at 1:02?
Cannonball Studios no
nice
“It pops open like *my nuts”*
*Us bois felt that*
every guy in a one Mile radius."
@@rey-me2no O_O
I let my nuts hang
Yikes
Been there before.
I think I found my favorite video on this site.
0:38
“If I can do it with one finger...”
I died on the spot
K i d s l o v e m y n u t s
@@Eduaolafl 😂😂😂😂
“Stop having boring nuts”
Ouch, my guy. Ouch.
There are a few changes I need to make in my life
What is wrong with my humor
That guy who liked it after the 420 to make it 421 is going to.... pass college
THATS RIGHT IM CANADIAN
5 more people need to dislike to get back to 420
@@huntermynatt7006 *6
When you realize that this was made 7 years ago yet it looks like the most 2021 thing ever
Bruh its a RUclips Poop, these things were the shit seven years ago.
Nah it's a 2019 kinda humor
@@Juanmaligno humor wasnt invented in 2016.
@@coolobruh it wasn’t?
Normie teenagers discover memes
A legendary video has appeared on my recommendations today.
"I can do it with 1 finger. You guys can do it with *m y n u t s"*
-Vince Offer (2014)
Kids can do it.
Kids *love my ñütš.*
"Kids love my nuts"
Vince’ Offer’s Offer
What does Vince offer
Vince offers his nuts
"Here's how to order"
How do I order? *HOW DO I ORDER?!*
@Marvin Engle that was the same thing going in my head lol
Severely underrated
i watched real ad u order by calling 1-800-000-0000
@Nobody to order his nuts?
ruclips.net/video/7YyAS5BeU3c/видео.html
All memes aside this actually looks like a decent product
Euan Christie that’s the point. It’s an infomercial
Euan Christie until you buy it for $9.99
With specialized tools like that it's always the same: The time you save using them is equal to the aditional time you have to use cleaning them.
NikotheNeko it was 19.95
gaming jace lmao
1:10 is the funniest part you can’t change my mind
I certainly won't argue.
I dont normaly laugh to most funny stuff, but the line " _KiDs LovE mY NuTS_ " killed me...
Wait, so what do you normally do when there is funny stuff?
@@unclejimmy5778 Sorta like, eh...
*Sir this is a Wendy's drive-through*
*Based on a true story*
Sir this is a casino
Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
@@StealthBeeKid this made me choke on my chicken lol
Profile name: soggy nuts
1:12
*“Y O U A R E G O I N G T O E A T M Y N U T S”*
FBI OPEN UP
Vince, this is the third time you broke in my house and the fifth time you violated the restraining order, I am calling the police
nam nam nam
Yeah maybe we eat it with ranch, if you know what I mean.
1:11
It has been 10 years and yet this still shows up in my suggestions
real
1 thing
2 Say
3 Words
4 You-
"𝑺𝑳𝑨𝑷 𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑺!"
there's only 1 way 2 say 3 words slap my nuts i love to
How did you format a youtube comment
1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you
i eat kids
I hate my life waa
“Here’s how to order!”
*video ends*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't worry the number is 420-690-1984
@@iroquoispliskin7636 690-420-1337-1984
@@iroquoispliskin7636 the number is
690-420-1337-1984
I was watching my playlist and after this came nutdealer megalovania. Horrifying.
One? Slap.
Two? Slap.
Hotel? Trivago.
This deserves to be hung up on the fridge because it's so good.
we have similar profile pictures
Toko? Pedia.
Saving 15% or more on *nuts* insurance? GEIGO
🤣
Now, you can't spell Nutrition without NUT
This actually sounds like it wasn’t edited
True
*it wasn't*
Yes *it wasn't*
*yes*
This is the original the other one was edited
"Pops open like M Y N U T S ."
That's an image I'll never get out of my mind.
the profile picture is an image i want to get out of my mind
Blood and sperm everywhere...
@@Curlyheart And a dude that's completely frozen from how much pain he's in
I especially like the part where he talks about his nuts.
*_K I D S L O V E M Y N U T S_*
At least throw it on top of the pizza
you're at 69 likes.
let;s keep it that way
You mean the whole video?
@@asherdianda4250 yes
I have not stopped laughing for the past 11 minutes and I feel light headed lmfao