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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @50shekels
    @50shekels 4 года назад +13926

    I like how he was laughing in the beginning, but by the end he is so invested in the plot he made 2 minutes ago hes crying

    • @localegoist4079
      @localegoist4079 4 года назад +148

      mood

    • @sammyamsterdam5765
      @sammyamsterdam5765 4 года назад +11

      26

    • @BurgerTyrant
      @BurgerTyrant 4 года назад +207

      I like to think the laughing was part of the act, the traveller didn't believe he was weak and thought it a joke

    • @BurgerTyrant
      @BurgerTyrant 4 года назад +3

      @@foquitajeej2399 we Stan.

    • @Resters52_official
      @Resters52_official 4 года назад +13

      @G Moo Assuming your responding to the original comment, the end makes perfect sense. It basically reads the same as "he's so invested in the plot that he's crying" except it has a little more information.

  • @beefcake7776
    @beefcake7776 5 лет назад +43482

    dude got so into character he started having a mental breakdown

    • @loldefender5300
      @loldefender5300 5 лет назад +389

      Lmao

    • @ZoraHimself
      @ZoraHimself 5 лет назад +1101

      We all get to that point in our life at some point

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 5 лет назад +197

      I've had 2 this month

    • @morteparla6926
      @morteparla6926 5 лет назад +617

      _When you get so into character, you start believing you are the character_

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 5 лет назад +15

      XD

  • @zanniia7279
    @zanniia7279 5 лет назад +10444

    I love how he progressively looks like he is going to cry, more and more.

    • @aguywearingonlyshorts
      @aguywearingonlyshorts 5 лет назад +345

      That's just good acting

    • @StarFoth
      @StarFoth 5 лет назад +648

      Further proof that he is too weak to handle the potions

    • @Healody
      @Healody 5 лет назад +46

      Which eventually, he does.

    • @Big5ocks
      @Big5ocks 5 лет назад +104

      There are also one or two points where he looks like he might laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it, but it’s really well done and I feel I enjoyed the whole thing more than I should have :)

    • @atespeach5672
      @atespeach5672 5 лет назад +25

      @@Big5ocks its because his friend was laughing at him, you can hear his friend in the vid iirc

  • @vyperwave
    @vyperwave 8 месяцев назад +5180

    "Justin, I'm going to make a movie, and I need your strongest screenplay" -Luca Guadagnino, probably

    • @TheRunningLeopard
      @TheRunningLeopard 8 месяцев назад +29

      Honestly.

    • @whistlerdan7718
      @whistlerdan7718 8 месяцев назад +319

      “My screenplays are too strong for you, film maker!” - Justin Kuritzkes, definitely

    • @boryolmung9548
      @boryolmung9548 8 месяцев назад

      @@whistlerdan7718 ''Screenwriter, enough of these games.I'm going to make a movie, and I need your strongest screenplay''

    • @321findus
      @321findus 3 месяца назад +30

      "Screenwriter, I tell you I'm going to make a movie and I want only your strongest screenplay" Luca Guadagnino, most likely

    • @Desdichadochado
      @Desdichadochado Месяц назад

      tomoko pfp spotted

  • @Junimo-yx6mh
    @Junimo-yx6mh 5 лет назад +24211

    7 years it took to recommend this. RUclips refused to sell me its strongest videos for too long

    • @spamarian
      @spamarian 5 лет назад +885

      You just weren't ready yet. You were of the weakest, but now that you're one of the strongest, you can handle RUclips's strongest videos

    • @AkerCW
      @AkerCW 5 лет назад +35

      You mean... 8?

    • @katu3390
      @katu3390 5 лет назад +44

      @@AkerCW 7 years and 10 months and 3 weeks i think. its not September 22nd yet lmao

    • @AkerCW
      @AkerCW 5 лет назад +7

      @@katu3390 0of

    • @nightsinget1408
      @nightsinget1408 5 лет назад +5

      Yus

  • @theZinator
    @theZinator 5 лет назад +6023

    I like how when he starts he’s laughing about how silly this is but by the end he’s so into it that he’s sobbing

    • @frawding9438
      @frawding9438 4 года назад +89

      tbh i think its just when you put on a voice ur eyes start to water
      at least thats what happens to me

    • @michellesimmons2756
      @michellesimmons2756 4 года назад +22

      LMAO ITS SO GOOD

    • @gobobaby
      @gobobaby 4 года назад +102

      probably started tearing up from laughter

    • @daboss986
      @daboss986 4 года назад +28

      He is not the strongest he doesn’t deserve the strongest potions

    • @getStraxd
      @getStraxd 4 года назад +37

      As another commenter said "it must be hard to control yourself when the gods are speaking through you"

  • @bappojujubes981
    @bappojujubes981 5 лет назад +6216

    This potion seller is respectable. He would absolutely give the strongest potion if the Kinght could handle them, but he knows he cannot.

    • @SaltedSnacks
      @SaltedSnacks 5 лет назад +342

      But he's going into battle, and he needs only his strongest potions!

    • @carcinogeneticist378
      @carcinogeneticist378 5 лет назад +136

      Without only the strongest potions, the knight would die. If it’s true that the potion seller’s potions would kill the knight, then the knight will die either way. At least the potion seller could make some coin off the knight before he died.

    • @GrouchyGander
      @GrouchyGander 5 лет назад +224

      @@carcinogeneticist378
      He clearly has more dignity than that.

    • @dsproductions19
      @dsproductions19 5 лет назад +30

      I always got the impression that the knight intended to use the potions against his enemies. Although, that may be due to the version I saw changing it so that the knight said he was about to fight a dragon after the seller stated the potion would kill one.

    • @camscrappychannel2970
      @camscrappychannel2970 5 лет назад +73

      @@carcinogeneticist378 Why care for money when his potions can do anything?

  • @mezner13
    @mezner13 8 месяцев назад +8109

    Unironically future Academy Award nominee

    • @guitarstar530
      @guitarstar530 8 месяцев назад +279

      My serves are too strong for you traveler! You should have challenged a player with weaker serves!

    • @DDumbrille
      @DDumbrille 8 месяцев назад +27

      Can't believe THIS repetitive, redundant and not that clever clip, is what put him on the map? sigh...

    • @duncanmcocinner5939
      @duncanmcocinner5939 8 месяцев назад

      @@DDumbrille god just shut up

    • @anurandev7337
      @anurandev7337 8 месяцев назад +376

      @@DDumbrilleoh shut up

    • @DDumbrille
      @DDumbrille 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@anurandev7337 Yes, mother.

  • @dukeofmars4847
    @dukeofmars4847 3 года назад +18602

    Best actor in a leading role
    Best actor in a supporting role
    Best visual affects
    Best Original screenplay
    Best cinematography
    Best picture
    Best sound design
    Best potions

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 3 года назад +350

      Strongest potions*

    • @v1kt0us
      @v1kt0us 3 года назад +88

      "I think he accidentally took the strongest potion and now he is both the seller and the traveler".
      - Joe Cserna XD

    • @blake2697
      @blake2697 3 года назад +1

      Haha lol anyways you just lost the game

    • @coledanlin
      @coledanlin 3 года назад

      @@blake2697 frick you this is the third time I’ve lost in a month 🥲

    • @blake2697
      @blake2697 3 года назад +3

      @@coledanlin NOO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME I HAD LIKE A 2 MONTH STREAK

  • @sirlance312
    @sirlance312 5 лет назад +17414

    Unstoppable force vs. Immovable object

    • @MrEysox
      @MrEysox 5 лет назад +90

      This comment is perfect, no comments, only likes. As perfection is.

    • @90zillas4
      @90zillas4 5 лет назад +53

      Madness as you know is like gravity all you need is a little push

    • @batmendbatbaatar4290
      @batmendbatbaatar4290 4 года назад +24

      Immovable object won

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 4 года назад +11

      “I think you and me are destined to do this, forever.”

    • @Heybuddy101
      @Heybuddy101 4 года назад +1

      unstoppable force won

  • @charliemccollum6418
    @charliemccollum6418 4 года назад +7145

    When the acting majors are forced to take online class

  • @TheStinkusofYore
    @TheStinkusofYore 8 месяцев назад +1790

    I can't believe this dude wrote one of the finest pieces of media in recent history, and also the movie Challengers.

    • @alexwebster6114
      @alexwebster6114 7 месяцев назад +19

      In terms of media are you referring to this video, or am I missing something?

    • @babycakessr.8704
      @babycakessr.8704 7 месяцев назад

      @@alexwebster6114he’s referring to Human Centipede 2

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 7 месяцев назад +54

      @@alexwebster6114 They are indeed referring to this video.

    • @kuni45
      @kuni45 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@alexwebster6114 They're referring to Dolores I hope

    • @channieszoo4342
      @channieszoo4342 6 месяцев назад +5

      SUCH A GOOD MOVIE

  • @h3mog0blin
    @h3mog0blin 4 года назад +11361

    I love that in order to keep himself from laughing he reverts to sobbing

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 4 года назад +517

      Hey, it's like me, but in reverse!

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 4 года назад +186

      Genius acting skills

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 4 года назад +35

      @@Kickiusz
      Oh hey and edgy attention seeker!

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 4 года назад +177

      @@foquitajeej2399 google what dark humour is mate, you're really missing out!
      Also, funnily enough, you are the only person who gave me their attention in this thread so far. You might not want trying to cultivate what you presumably hate.

    • @MeukuDeapito
      @MeukuDeapito 4 года назад +95

      @@foquitajeej2399 lmaooooo kid go play outside

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 5 лет назад +4479

    I love how hurt the knight sounds, like he has legitimately been saddened by the potion seller's jabs.

    • @hiramesensei3112
      @hiramesensei3112 4 года назад +232

      YOU'RE A RASCAL
      *sobs*

    • @UchihaOokami2596
      @UchihaOokami2596 4 года назад +154

      The words pierced his armour and wounded his Honor. Truly only a real monster could make such potions.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад +64

      @@UchihaOokami2596 "your words cut deeper than any blade."

    • @SuperTux20
      @SuperTux20 4 года назад +5

      That profile pic...

    • @lukevamos5627
      @lukevamos5627 4 года назад +2

      That is when he isn’t laughing

  • @liamwelsh4665
    @liamwelsh4665 3 года назад +4282

    I love how he just starts cracking up but it makes him look like he’s crying. Improvisation king

  • @smartereveryday
    @smartereveryday 11 месяцев назад +2048

    He's a rascal.

    • @blues6304
      @blues6304 11 месяцев назад +16

      even smartereveryday is here👀

    • @Hlebuw3k
      @Hlebuw3k 11 месяцев назад +6

      How dare you.

    • @goldengoose9941
      @goldengoose9941 11 месяцев назад +11

      Rapscallion

    • @Magmava
      @Magmava 11 месяцев назад +8

      quite the scoundrel

    • @crus_crus
      @crus_crus 11 месяцев назад +3

      It has been alleged

  • @hybridgaming8341
    @hybridgaming8341 5 лет назад +21338

    I want this character in the next Elder Scrolls game, and his potions always cost 1 more gold than you currently have.

    • @SumTingWongATM
      @SumTingWongATM 5 лет назад +1510

      Hybrid Gaming that’d be fucking amazing

    • @ReplicantBattyman
      @ReplicantBattyman 5 лет назад +1444

      you need 101 charisma to get the strongest potions

    • @danieldunkum8394
      @danieldunkum8394 5 лет назад +370

      Oh my goodness that would be PERFECT XD

    • @Joker8pie
      @Joker8pie 5 лет назад +751

      And if you use console commands to obtain it you just die when you drink it

    • @HDcreature
      @HDcreature 5 лет назад +249

      Someone needs to mod this

  • @audiomancer2000
    @audiomancer2000 5 лет назад +5162

    When you have no intelligence to assess the situation, no charisma to persuade the seller, and no constitution to save you from his potions.

    • @KustomiseT
      @KustomiseT 5 лет назад +227

      But a battle to participate in.

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 5 лет назад +211

      So his build is pure Wis, Str and Dex? Fucker ain't no knight, he's a rogue! Potion Seller was right all along! He was probably trolling him because the "knight" stole from him in the past.

    • @boon_diggles
      @boon_diggles 5 лет назад +71

      @@thespanishinquisition4078 deep lore time

    • @rorbalzio
      @rorbalzio 4 года назад +7

      This should have got way more likes and responses. Brilliant.

    • @SammaclauseGamgee
      @SammaclauseGamgee 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@thespanishinquisition4078 this old but....what kind of rogue specializes in Wis, STR, and Dex?
      An idiot rogue, clearly too idiotic for his potions.

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 3 года назад +11777

    Potion Seller makes at least one appearance in every D&D campaign I have ever DM'd. He is a constant presence.

    • @ajaxxvoidmage3454
      @ajaxxvoidmage3454 3 года назад +224

      omfg, that sounds awesome.

    • @Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia
      @Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia 2 года назад +449

      Does anyone get strong enough to buy his potions?

    • @wynderr
      @wynderr 2 года назад +178

      @@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia we may never know

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 2 года назад +238

      @@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia They can't handle his strongest potions, NO ONE CAN

    • @ThatWildcard
      @ThatWildcard 2 года назад +59

      @@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia only his weakest potions.

  • @ce_es
    @ce_es 8 месяцев назад +1306

    "Tennis coach, I'm going into a match and I need your strongest piece of advice..."

    • @RSG_TheMonster
      @RSG_TheMonster 8 месяцев назад +91

      YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST SERVES!

    • @l_rob420
      @l_rob420 7 месяцев назад +38

      @@RSG_TheMonsterI AM GOING INTO A MATCH COACH, I NEED YOUR STRONGEST PIECE OF ADVICE

    • @vreschen939
      @vreschen939 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@l_rob420 My strongest piece of advice would kill a dragon, LET ALONE A MAN!! YOU BETTER GO TO A COACH THAT GIVES WEAKER PIECES OF ADVICE, BECAUSE MY PIECES OF ADVICE ARE TOO STRONG!

  • @shrknan073
    @shrknan073 5 лет назад +7907

    “Why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can”
    That hit different

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 5 лет назад +84

      Plus the video ended right after that

    • @470angel6
      @470angel6 5 лет назад +8

      Bro

    • @cwinowich
      @cwinowich 5 лет назад +12

      What does that hit different mean??

    • @cwinowich
      @cwinowich 5 лет назад +11

      You mean that was unexpected? Or a cool original creative piece of dialogue?

    • @m2dm469
      @m2dm469 5 лет назад +123

      @@cwinowich it just hits differently bro like he could have just said "why should i respect knights" but the vibe hits you hella differently but when he says "why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can" THAT is an ENTIRELY different vibe dude

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 5 лет назад +8861

    Plot twist: _He wouldn't sell him potions because he wanted to protect him from the hardships of war._

  • @MaxwelloftheClocktower
    @MaxwelloftheClocktower 4 года назад +15286

    Plot Twist: He's actually out of stock but won't admit it

  • @leonsteffens7015
    @leonsteffens7015 Год назад +1420

    Trying to reason with the plug at 5 am

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus Год назад +27

      LMFAO this is funnier than the video itself

    • @Noodlyk18
      @Noodlyk18 10 месяцев назад +27

      Then his "potent" acid tabs end up being mid at best

    • @patrickmcelrath4962
      @patrickmcelrath4962 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@onesyphorusyou take that back

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus 6 месяцев назад

      Plug O Potion? @@patrickmcelrath4962
      which one maboy?

  • @ramzyrizzle
    @ramzyrizzle 4 года назад +2641

    Every year I come back to check if he's finally strong enough for the potions.

    • @SteelCrustacean
      @SteelCrustacean 3 года назад +73

      What, like on New Year's Day?
      "Hey, are you ready for the countdown? We've got the champagne ready to pop!"
      "Sorry, I can't come. I'm making sure that a highly emotional knight with a chin that could drill a hole into a brick wall gets the potions he so richly deserves from an arrogant potion seller that knows the truth behind the knight's weakness and is bluntly removing his self-confidence for reasons not even God himself knows. Don't worry, I'll be back in a bit more than three minutes."

  • @gfrzcr9982
    @gfrzcr9982 5 лет назад +16015

    My 2 braincells trying to make a story for school

    • @austing7436
      @austing7436 5 лет назад +66

      1k likes with no replies? Here I’ll fix that I’m first reply get nae nae’d

    • @motsu9803
      @motsu9803 5 лет назад +27

      @Big Wang kore wa.... requiem...

    • @O0CULTUS
      @O0CULTUS 5 лет назад

      GFR ZCR me too

    • @califrazier3988
      @califrazier3988 5 лет назад +7

      GFR ZCR this comment reminded me i had homework 💀

    • @KewlKatCutie
      @KewlKatCutie 5 лет назад +14

      This is the most accurate braincell meme I've ever seen

  • @AndreTheCrab
    @AndreTheCrab 5 лет назад +5045

    When the DM really doesn't want you to have any potions.

    • @IMAVG
      @IMAVG 5 лет назад +38

      Man what DMs do you have? D&D is supposed to be fun

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 5 лет назад +24

      @@IMAVG this conversation alone seems pretty fun

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 5 лет назад +9

      Easy solution. Kill the potion seller

    • @rambo8863
      @rambo8863 5 лет назад +3

      @@IMAVG Im currently playing a Vampier the maskeraden, there problems are mostly solve Whit C4

    • @izzyeli9810
      @izzyeli9810 5 лет назад +1

      @@P4rz1va1 naw dude... He too strong.... He will kill you

  • @constantinexi6489
    @constantinexi6489 9 месяцев назад +114

    I still cannot believe you are the reason we have the movie Past Lives

  • @avi-sb5lb
    @avi-sb5lb 5 лет назад +49315

    I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existence

    • @Lovicide
      @Lovicide 5 лет назад +882

      I can envision the aliens now.
      Aliens: The fuck this shit. Obviously unintelligent life forms

    • @platypuschallenger
      @platypuschallenger 5 лет назад +82

      1000th like, nice

    • @merhades1105
      @merhades1105 5 лет назад +239

      I was looking up potion recipes for a game i'm currently playing and this gem that's almost a decade old was suggested and it brought me the same joy that it did many years ago when I first watched it. I too hope that it's the only digital evidence of our existence.

    • @avi-sb5lb
      @avi-sb5lb 5 лет назад +32

      @@merhades1105 don't we all

    • @re-mo3jq
      @re-mo3jq 5 лет назад +32

      I like the way ur mind works

  • @nqrtzy8765
    @nqrtzy8765 4 года назад +3162

    Intelligence: 1
    Charisma: 1
    Battle: 1
    Diligence: 50

    • @ohcaptainmycaptain3478
      @ohcaptainmycaptain3478 4 года назад +93

      The battle is won?
      Also: Alchemy 100

    • @erwinrommel7535
      @erwinrommel7535 4 года назад +15

      @@ohcaptainmycaptain3478 Illusion 100

    • @DaniaxII
      @DaniaxII 4 года назад +20

      strongest potions: 0

    • @maximumlength5052
      @maximumlength5052 4 года назад +4

      Why have any of those three when your potions can give you them?

    • @Secretcodrin
      @Secretcodrin 4 года назад

      Ah i see Roll made you curious too

  • @illomens2766
    @illomens2766 4 года назад +5615

    The potion seller isn't even a potion seller. He's a potion haver.

    • @Sunyatasattva
      @Sunyatasattva 4 года назад +170

      Well, I think the knight could have settled for a weaker potion.

    • @Sunyatasattva
      @Sunyatasattva 4 года назад +113

      @Logan Yea but hear me out: he can't handle his strongest potion.

    • @Sunyatasattva
      @Sunyatasattva 4 года назад +82

      @Logan yea but what if a weaker potion would do? What kind of battle is it? The knight doesn't realize the his strongest potions are only for the strongest beings.

    • @Noxust
      @Noxust 4 года назад +2

      699 likes, I can’t like

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @roramdin
    @roramdin 8 месяцев назад +160

    writer of one of the best films ever made AND he did the screenplay for challengers. this guy has range.

  • @aj2218
    @aj2218 4 года назад +8085

    Potion seller,
    *E N O U G H O F T H E S E G A M E S*

    • @iloooveBOMBS
      @iloooveBOMBS 4 года назад +9

      @f How do you write like this ? Please tell me.

    • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
      @Connor_Kirkpatrick 4 года назад +20

      You write it
      *L I K E T H I S*

    • @iloooveBOMBS
      @iloooveBOMBS 4 года назад +4

      @@Connor_Kirkpatrick Well he actually changed the way he wrote. I know how to write like *this*

    • @GamerGeekThug
      @GamerGeekThug 4 года назад

      @@iloooveBOMBS you put this symbol * at the beginning an end of a phrase.

    • @GamerGeekThug
      @GamerGeekThug 4 года назад

      *like this*

  • @atoaster5751
    @atoaster5751 4 года назад +7810

    I'm once again asking you for your strongest potions

    • @Ingvehetland
      @Ingvehetland 4 года назад +29

      omg

    • @Puss1man
      @Puss1man 4 года назад +17

      a toaster underrate

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад +3

      Did someone already made this as a picture

    • @xavierlumosbog4012
      @xavierlumosbog4012 4 года назад +24

      YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS, TRAVELLER!

    • @runo4155
      @runo4155 4 года назад +3

      Enough of these games

  • @someoneparanoid
    @someoneparanoid 5 лет назад +2386

    That final quote from the seller is actually real dramatic

    • @Pomodorosan
      @Pomodorosan 4 года назад +146

      Makes me think he's a poison seller and the knight merely misread the sign

    • @hmst2434
      @hmst2434 4 года назад +18

      Yeah hit me hard that one

    • @tutu7564
      @tutu7564 4 года назад +54

      Pomodorosan or even more of a twist. He thinks his potions are so strong, no one could drink them. What he doesn’t know is that he just sucks, but coincidentally he became the best poison seller on the market.

    • @r4ndom7000
      @r4ndom7000 4 года назад +22

      i love that subtle look of disdain he gives the knight right at the end after that line, like he's disgusted by the mere presence of the man

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like a movie quote.

  • @DocVerdant
    @DocVerdant 9 месяцев назад +36

    this guy wrote that tennis movie "challengers" that's coming out soon, but his talent has been apparent from the start

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 5 лет назад +8407

    Oh god, it’s resurfaced.
    _but did it ever really leave?_

    • @Zimodo
      @Zimodo 5 лет назад +15

      ThatLycanTomboy yea it left when i was 6

    • @whomstveeaha
      @whomstveeaha 5 лет назад +6

      @@Zimodo oh no

    • @witmilk6527
      @witmilk6527 5 лет назад +2

      _it never had_

    • @ActuallyDeath
      @ActuallyDeath 3 года назад

      *IT SHALL NEVER DIE I, DEATH DECLARE IT SO!*

    • @EmiPlayzMC
      @EmiPlayzMC 3 года назад

      @@ActuallyDeath It just took the strongest healing potions to avoid you

  • @braindeadbarbie
    @braindeadbarbie 5 лет назад +6175

    how the dealer hypes up his weed

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 4 года назад +70

      This comment RUINED me omfg-

    • @Xanthopathy
      @Xanthopathy 4 года назад +40

      @@nightcollapse -He posts with a deadpan face

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 4 года назад +23

      @@Xanthopathy I mean that is a mood but nah this comment actually got me

    • @JWGamer_YT24
      @JWGamer_YT24 4 года назад +9

      I'm fucking dying at 3:30 in the morning

    • @cml64_
      @cml64_ 4 года назад +37

      my weed is too strong for you traveler

  • @orly444
    @orly444 9 лет назад +5816

    He goes from stoic to amused to exasperated to sorrow to rage and then horror.
    This is the greatest, most emotionally driven story I have ever seen.

    • @XplosiveBaggins
      @XplosiveBaggins 9 лет назад +47

      It's beautiful

    • @lifesrequiem12345
      @lifesrequiem12345 9 лет назад +19

      +Bawwbeh So much better than twilight

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes 9 лет назад +6

      +Bawwbeh Oh man, I don't know if I should laugh or I should be sorry for the guy because of how painful it looks to him, haha xD.

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 9 лет назад +11

      +druckqqq not even a dragon could...

    • @holydiver327
      @holydiver327 8 лет назад +17

      +Bawwbeh It's written better than most movies today.

  • @alecgurdon5197
    @alecgurdon5197 9 месяцев назад +648

    This guy has now written a screenplay starring Zendaya. Insane.

    • @henrycoates2517
      @henrycoates2517 8 месяцев назад +17

      This comment got referenced in an interview with Justin on a major podcast. Check out the big picture podcast episode about challengers and go to the 1:53 mark

    • @alecgurdon5197
      @alecgurdon5197 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@henrycoates2517 , 1:53 is where the podcast starts. Do you know when this comment was mentioned?

    • @etalex7074
      @etalex7074 8 месяцев назад

      @@alecgurdon5197responding to be reminded when he replies

    • @alecgurdon5197
      @alecgurdon5197 8 месяцев назад

      @@user-ro8ru4wz2o found it: 1:55:20 - thanks a lot

    • @AdaDenali
      @AdaDenali 6 месяцев назад +5

      When I listened to it the reference was actually at 1 hour 55 minutes

  • @fireinthesky704
    @fireinthesky704 4 года назад +1809

    "Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can" such a brutal line to end on

  • @222CBK222
    @222CBK222 4 года назад +4014

    When your dog wants the chocolate bar that you're eating.

  • @DarkThunderism
    @DarkThunderism 5 лет назад +1706

    This is just an NPC interaction from Oblivion.

    • @thenasiudk1337
      @thenasiudk1337 5 лет назад +2

      LMAO

    • @banoble8126
      @banoble8126 5 лет назад +31

      Good day.
      Hello!
      Did you hear about the mudcrabs outside the city?
      Filthy little creatures.
      Bye.

    • @luvhimi
      @luvhimi 5 лет назад

      Doctor Doubt what is NPC

    • @DarkThunderism
      @DarkThunderism 5 лет назад +1

      @@luvhimi It's short for Non-Player Character. So... characters programmed into a game.

  • @M3T4LB3ND3RZ
    @M3T4LB3ND3RZ 8 месяцев назад +221

    "Hello tennis coach. I am playing against my former sexual rival. I want only your strongest rackets"

  • @Not_Ciel
    @Not_Ciel 5 лет назад +3032

    When you don't have any friends, so you have to play D&D as the players in the party, but also as the DM...

    • @Plebeianppop
      @Plebeianppop 5 лет назад +32

      Ciel i felt this-

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 5 лет назад +7

      I felt that...

    • @hyperkitten1422
      @hyperkitten1422 5 лет назад +8

      Thats why he got that mental breakdown at the middle of the vid

    • @zeterzero4356
      @zeterzero4356 5 лет назад +6

      You mean...writing?

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 5 лет назад +6

      Zeter Zero as a new DM, that’s actually pretty accurate 😂

  • @thegoodfather1177
    @thegoodfather1177 4 года назад +6966

    I love the subtleties of this piece, like how the Knight is confident and stoic when he enters, while the Potion Seller is rather meek and introverted, speaking little. As the story continues, the characters develop, the Knight is flustered by the refusal of service and becomes at first irritated, then angered, then flat out desperate to obtain what the Potion Seller possesses.
    He exposes his core character flaw, that he is frightened of battle and doesn't trust himself to succeed without a performance enhancing drug. The Potion Seller becomes bolder, speaking more often and confidently, emboldened by the Knight's clear insecurities and pleading.
    These character flaws only make the Potion Seller more certain of his refusal of service and by the end he demands that the Knight leaves and underlines the core theme, that the Knight believes that the potions are worth more than anything a Knight can achieve naturally, and so he states that the potions are capable of anything that the Knight can do.

    • @mylesmadill9059
      @mylesmadill9059 4 года назад +206

      Bruh

    • @tdk2668
      @tdk2668 4 года назад +122

      This should have millions of likes

    • @thegoodfather1177
      @thegoodfather1177 4 года назад +53

      @@tdk2668 I appreciate that

    • @Joxat_
      @Joxat_ 4 года назад +27

      @skin09588 why? This is a cool ass elaboration!

    • @hwalnut7202
      @hwalnut7202 4 года назад +91

      sir this is a wendys

  • @friendoftheoyster3906
    @friendoftheoyster3906 4 года назад +6893

    I feel like this is a conversation between an underage teenager trying to buy beer and a drugstore clerk

    • @losercubics1987
      @losercubics1987 4 года назад +332

      Hello Gas Station Clerk, I'm going to a Party, and I want your Strongest Vodkas.

    • @losercubics1987
      @losercubics1987 4 года назад +281

      My Vodkas are too strong for you, customer.

    • @losercubics1987
      @losercubics1987 4 года назад +252

      Gas Station Clerk, I tell you I am going to a party, and I want only your Strongest Vodkas.

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 4 года назад +185

      @@losercubics1987 You can’t handle my vodkas. They’re too strong for you.

    • @losercubics1987
      @losercubics1987 4 года назад +175

      @@GhostBouDB Gas Station Clerk, Listen to me, I want only your Strongest Vodkas.

  • @nicholaschen7378
    @nicholaschen7378 7 месяцев назад +46

    Script writer, I need your strongest love triangle drama.
    My love triangles are too strong for you Italian man.

  • @junokim8105
    @junokim8105 5 лет назад +6782

    this man was truly ahead of his time with his humor

    • @nicolovespanda
      @nicolovespanda 5 лет назад +21

      Juno Kim uh how

    • @Boomercore84
      @Boomercore84 5 лет назад +27

      Like the Dave Chappelle of Dark Souls.

    • @errestothley2283
      @errestothley2283 5 лет назад +2

      Rest in peace tony

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 5 лет назад +6

      Bruh it was only 8 years ago

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 5 лет назад +50

      @@RetroPlus "Only". C'mon bro, you have a retro gaming channel. You should know how big of a difference 8 years make.

  • @DokaRyan
    @DokaRyan Год назад +8160

    This influenced me a lot more than it should have

  • @TheCoolerDrilis
    @TheCoolerDrilis 5 лет назад +3486

    "My potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man!"
    Potion Seller has a really roundabout way of letting Knight know that he's a veterinarian, not a pharmacist...

    • @TheCoolerDrilis
      @TheCoolerDrilis 5 лет назад +35

      @ I'm well aware of what the proper grammar is. But I've heard him say "are" every time I've listened to this.

    • @Makujah_
      @Makujah_ 5 лет назад +12

      @ i believe the guy in the video says "my potions are a feat for a beast, let alone a man"

    • @Pomodorosan
      @Pomodorosan 4 года назад +9

      Or that he's a very competent poison seller

    • @jackgrey3540
      @jackgrey3540 4 года назад +3

      @ He said what you heard. Altho he just meant 'they're fit for a beast, not a man like you'. Grammar is out the window when the stakes are this high

    • @xxnoscoperxz
      @xxnoscoperxz 4 года назад +1

      The "Let alone a man." Part would not make sense. He says "My potions aren't fit for a beast let alone a man."

  • @VeroniqueMedrano
    @VeroniqueMedrano 8 месяцев назад +94

    This is what convinced ZENDAYA to get on board for THE CHALLENGERS movie he wrote

  • @Timotainment
    @Timotainment 4 года назад +32290

    I can't find any records detailing how many oscars this performance won, anyone happen to know

    • @2-_
      @2-_ 4 года назад +341

      I didn't expect a timotainment comment to have 3 likes
      edit: no

    • @gajebeck361
      @gajebeck361 4 года назад +544

      All of the oscars

    • @mantrabeeg
      @mantrabeeg 4 года назад +264

      It was nominated for 9 fantasy awards and won all of them.

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 года назад +315

      my oscars are only for the strongest of beings

    • @a.b.1826
      @a.b.1826 4 года назад +19

      6

  • @flamewerewolf9569
    @flamewerewolf9569 5 лет назад +1432

    *man, the new elder scrolls characters are pretty cool*

    • @just_peachii
      @just_peachii 5 лет назад +22

      Flame Werewolf still all have the same voice actor though. 🤦🏻‍♀️damn.🤣

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly 5 лет назад +4

      This video is literally alchemy in morrowind.

    • @flamewerewolf9569
      @flamewerewolf9569 5 лет назад +3

      Mochi Love idk if you know this but in Skyrim most of the male character are voiced by the same guy, so it works pretty well lol

  • @KuonilerariLoufanwald
    @KuonilerariLoufanwald 2 года назад +28689

    When you're a child, you side with the knight. When you're an adult, you side with the potion seller.

    • @andrezits9723
      @andrezits9723 2 года назад +2121

      Childhood is idolising the knight. Adulthood is realising the potion seller makes more sense.

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 2 года назад +525

      @@andrezits9723 you just reworded what he just said

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 2 года назад +885

      @@nameynamename3758 when youre young you think the knight is right, but as you get older you agree more with the potion seller

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 2 года назад +887

      @@defectivepikachu4582 when you're the knight you think the potion seller is childhood, but in wrong you agree with adulthood

    • @LockViles
      @LockViles 2 года назад +501

      @@nameynamename3758 when baby, knight is good, when grown potion maker good

  • @ehsanmohammadi3675
    @ehsanmohammadi3675 8 месяцев назад +24

    Not only he wrote Challengers, he also published a book, studied philosophy and literary arts at Brown uni, and is married to Celline Song, the director of Past Lives!. My mind is blown. Huge congrats to you Justin, you deserve it

  • @50_tallmice
    @50_tallmice 5 лет назад +7010

    How my anxiety think cashiers talk

    • @Omar-bi9zn
      @Omar-bi9zn 5 лет назад +33

      lmao

    • @jackcapaldi9894
      @jackcapaldi9894 5 лет назад +32

      You don’t have anxiety

    • @elliottharrison7544
      @elliottharrison7544 5 лет назад +242

      @@jackcapaldi9894 and you're not a doctor

    • @BobbyDeBanshee
      @BobbyDeBanshee 5 лет назад +245

      Cashier, I need your largest condoms.
      You can't handle my largest condoms.
      Cashier I'm telling you I need your largest condoms!
      YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY LARGEST CONDOMS YOU'RE TOO WEAK

    • @cilli5866
      @cilli5866 5 лет назад +21

      Bobby Money thank you for making me laugh, i needed that

  • @thesneakystrangler9002
    @thesneakystrangler9002 4 года назад +5666

    If Adult Swim gave him a show of just playing with video filters I would genuinely watch 30 minutes of it

  • @Berd
    @Berd 6 лет назад +26276

    this is the only good video on the internet

  • @filmjunkie975
    @filmjunkie975 8 месяцев назад +47

    This man wrote one of the best screenplays of 2024...

  • @Galeforce017
    @Galeforce017 3 года назад +6228

    It is incredible in the purest definition of the word that this came out on the same day as Dark Souls.

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 3 года назад +315

      Oh my god

    • @sebshifter
      @sebshifter 3 года назад +464

      His strongest potion is the Estus flask

    • @PolyAgain
      @PolyAgain 3 года назад +53

      Bruh

    • @mrrooter601
      @mrrooter601 3 года назад +80

      huh what are the odds?

    • @callmestumps6954
      @callmestumps6954 2 года назад +194

      He was waiting for the game to finish installing so he could buy only the strongest of potions

  • @jaquilinekangas7438
    @jaquilinekangas7438 9 лет назад +4264

    I like how he started out thinking it was hilarious, and then ended up actually getting upset.

    • @Destructerator
      @Destructerator 9 лет назад +767

      +Jaquiline Kangas It was only then that he realized the severity of the situation.

    • @ChaseFace
      @ChaseFace 9 лет назад +235

      +Jaquiline Kangas Sheer desperation borne from frustration.

    • @pibbface8522
      @pibbface8522 9 лет назад +5

      +ChaseFaceShow Hey look it's that one guy

    • @kebabonline
      @kebabonline 9 лет назад +343

      +Jaquiline Kangas Do you have any idea how devestating it is to not get the strongest potions because you are of the weakest?

    • @vrth0mas
      @vrth0mas 9 лет назад +216

      +Jaquiline Kangas It finally sunk in that he was clearly of the weakest.

  • @zyxaqc
    @zyxaqc 5 лет назад +17270

    When the two worst roleplayers in the group get into an in-character debate

    • @IOTewks
      @IOTewks 5 лет назад +455

      legit

    • @sumgue4964
      @sumgue4964 5 лет назад +971

      Pretty fucking much every dungeons and dragons game ever.
      Especially when alcohol gets involved.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 5 лет назад +1256

      *best roleplayers

    • @QuantemDeconstructor
      @QuantemDeconstructor 5 лет назад +778

      Two best, you mean, the knight almost broke into tears

    • @cannibalcorpse9143
      @cannibalcorpse9143 5 лет назад +9

      Im the 2k like :)

  • @vreschen939
    @vreschen939 Месяц назад +18

    "I got asked on a red carpet recently which of the characters in 'Challengers' could handle the strongest potions, and I was caught off guard and so I said 'Tashi', and I was upset afterwards...(starts laughing) because the answer is none, no one. The answer is canonically no one, and I should've said that. So I was...yeah, I'll correct that now."
    -Justin Kuritzkes, in a Letterboxd interview earlier this year

  • @uncleterry991
    @uncleterry991 5 лет назад +22749

    *Why is this the longest video on the internet But it’s only 3 mins*

    • @TheBaalPhaoton
      @TheBaalPhaoton 5 лет назад +741

      I kept looking at the runtime...

    • @MrZylix-6
      @MrZylix-6 5 лет назад +462

      Uncle Terry repetition is a wonderful technique

    • @benniewright492
      @benniewright492 5 лет назад +69

      Probably because it’s his face and forehead

    • @jklp44
      @jklp44 5 лет назад +76

      Took me 4 viewings to finish the damn thing

    • @user-rj2jx8sh9q
      @user-rj2jx8sh9q 5 лет назад +149

      Because his potions are too strong

  • @benbebop
    @benbebop 5 лет назад +5708

    Yea sex is cool but have you tried his strongest potions?

    • @boohaloo1
      @boohaloo1 4 года назад +194

      No!! They would kill a dragon let alone a man!

    • @bronice.4527
      @bronice.4527 4 года назад +61

      No one has

    • @Poliswag7
      @Poliswag7 4 года назад +36

      No, they are for the strongest.

    • @camiloocean7712
      @camiloocean7712 4 года назад +1

      666th like from me.

    • @callmeperseus
      @callmeperseus 4 года назад +14

      Nah cause I can't handle them

  • @tinyhemlock
    @tinyhemlock 5 лет назад +1844

    _Legend says he still cant handle the strongest potions._

    • @cwinowich
      @cwinowich 5 лет назад +13

      Nobody cannnn

    • @kwrifles
      @kwrifles 5 лет назад +10

      Wrong. This knight was the chosen one. He would of been able to handle the potion because he's the protagonist of the story

    • @proxy90909
      @proxy90909 5 лет назад +3

      As someone else mentioned... plot twist the man only made poisons so the knight would have died as he made the strongest poisons

    • @tinyhemlock
      @tinyhemlock 5 лет назад +2

      Looks like the legend has different ending in each country.

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 5 лет назад +1

      In my country the potion seller was a Sursian spy trying to ruin the country of Marciae by not selling the strongest potions to the knights.

  • @BadgerOfTheSea
    @BadgerOfTheSea 11 месяцев назад +24

    He went from this to writing a play, a book, and a feature length film. All of them award winning

    • @p_eople6789
      @p_eople6789 11 месяцев назад +3

      Imagine the roommate who lived with him. "Oh god that weirdo that talked into photobooth on his 2006 MacBook when he had writer's block? Thank god I never spoke to him again. Oh. Wha- he's written a movie starring Zendaya now?! And he's authored a book, what the heck???"

  • @savbuist6294
    @savbuist6294 4 года назад +1373

    I love that you can hear somebody laugh in the background at 1:31 which just makes him break a little. The idea that you would do this in the same house as somebody has such a powerful energy

    • @TheMightyP00tis
      @TheMightyP00tis 4 года назад +199

      Not only that, but he turned his laugh into the knight breaking down into tears. All of Justin's videos are ad-libbed and he's a master of improvisation.

    • @charlessaintpe8574
      @charlessaintpe8574 4 года назад +22

      Nice catch. I m8ssed that.

  • @simplycrusade
    @simplycrusade 4 года назад +5277

    Exactly how I remembered Skyrim

    • @DongusMcBongus
      @DongusMcBongus 4 года назад +120

      This has more Oblivion vibes tbh

    • @simplycrusade
      @simplycrusade 4 года назад +21

      @@DongusMcBongus True

    • @proximityclockworkx1572
      @proximityclockworkx1572 4 года назад +10

      Not when you use the fortify restoration glitch. After that YOU are the potion seller, and the shopkeeper can't even afford them lol

    • @markmartin2819
      @markmartin2819 4 года назад +1

      You didn't play skyrim then

    • @helpimtrappedinikea6975
      @helpimtrappedinikea6975 4 года назад +11

      potion seller is def a high elf

  • @GoToJail
    @GoToJail 6 лет назад +5480

    ★☆☆☆☆
    "Came for strong potions to succeed in my battle but received none and was insulted! Not coming back!"
    -Legendary Knight
    09/22/11

    • @A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber
      @A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber 6 лет назад +44

      This is a legit comment and no reply.

    • @Yurtable
      @Yurtable 6 лет назад +137

      Response from the owner -
      GOOD. THIS REVIEWER IS NOT WELCOME HERE.

    • @Distophic
      @Distophic 6 лет назад +11

      Amazingly skyrim hadn't been released yet.

    • @fenexgid3074
      @fenexgid3074 6 лет назад +2

      Big mood

    • @bdl2157
      @bdl2157 6 лет назад +3

      Some say he’s still fucking virgins today

  • @Noodlyk18
    @Noodlyk18 10 месяцев назад +10

    I come back to this once every year or so. It's strangely comforting, a reminder of simpler times. Ah man. When did we get old.

    • @SuperDude952
      @SuperDude952 9 месяцев назад +1

      Amen to that, still waiting to feel like an adult.

  • @jbaer0
    @jbaer0 4 года назад +2950

    This man has single-handedly inspired me to write characters

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 3 года назад +123

      but can they handle his strongest potions

    • @ASuspiciousCrab
      @ASuspiciousCrab 3 года назад +128

      This Potion Seller is in my D&D game. He acts the same. He sounds the same. His potions are too strong for the characters.

    • @ASuspiciousCrab
      @ASuspiciousCrab 3 года назад +27

      @@alexsimonenko465 nope. Do it my man. Characters will buy the potions, and give it some bad consequences

    • @alexsimonenko465
      @alexsimonenko465 3 года назад +23

      @@ASuspiciousCrab Yes! My players will never forget the phrase "please roll a constitution check for me..."

    • @ASuspiciousCrab
      @ASuspiciousCrab 3 года назад +11

      @@alexsimonenko465 indeed. Wizards and sorcerers fear those words the most

  • @dmnn69
    @dmnn69 4 года назад +1797

    This was so ahead of its time

  • @Denserbytheday
    @Denserbytheday 5 лет назад +3728

    The Elder Scrolls VI gameplay looks fantastic

    • @Maluhia808
      @Maluhia808 5 лет назад +21

      @@magsec5 you have violated the law

    • @FlamboyantInsomniac
      @FlamboyantInsomniac 5 лет назад +8

      dOn'T yOu MeAn SkYrIm VI

    • @LANSl0t
      @LANSl0t 5 лет назад +1

      beautiful

    • @malfattio2894
      @malfattio2894 5 лет назад +5

      Bethesda should totaly hire this guy

    • @pixelatemii
      @pixelatemii 5 лет назад +6

      @@malfattio2894 they were probably going to until he got an arrow in the knee

  • @JoshuaFagan
    @JoshuaFagan 10 месяцев назад +42

    If you've seen Past Lives, the heartbreakingly beautiful Celine Song film, the husband is based on this guy. Strange to think about, but I'm happy for him!

  • @xav4402
    @xav4402 Год назад +4920

    I got drunk at a party once and I kept referring to the bartender as potion seller, and telling him to sell me his strongest potions. It got old really fast but I was too drunk to realise, so I kept doing it.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 11 месяцев назад +531

      You want to believe they got the reference. You know they did not.

    • @SpycoLordOfFire
      @SpycoLordOfFire 11 месяцев назад +56

      legend

    • @TheHonestPeanut
      @TheHonestPeanut 10 месяцев назад +94

      Joke's on you it was a raccoon den in a hollowed out oak.

    • @TenzinBeifongIII
      @TenzinBeifongIII 9 месяцев назад +90

      Brother, if I was your bartender you'd be getting doubles just for the reference.

    • @comicsansseraphim4934
      @comicsansseraphim4934 9 месяцев назад +59

      His potions were too strong for you.

  • @henrycolvin3473
    @henrycolvin3473 5 лет назад +6438

    This video has such an energy to it but I can’t properly describe it

  • @MistaEnzo
    @MistaEnzo 4 года назад +568

    The fact he’s holding the laughter in amplifies the acting by making himself cry. Truly a master

  • @orphia6479
    @orphia6479 Год назад +18

    I'm convinced this video hasn't been seen by loads of people at all, and the millions of views are actually the same people coming back to it over and over again.

  • @stevenlanzarotta9576
    @stevenlanzarotta9576 5 лет назад +4028

    I’m going to have this potion seller in my next D&D game.

    • @Plasmawario
      @Plasmawario 5 лет назад +46

      Yo let me know how it goes LMAO

    • @bryangriffin3838
      @bryangriffin3838 5 лет назад +70

      This potion seller was in my last game, my dm is awesome

    • @BattleDroid0402
      @BattleDroid0402 5 лет назад +11

      I'm making a Homebrew for the Potion Seller, lol!

    • @andydale246
      @andydale246 5 лет назад +2

      900th like you’re welcome

    • @CallMeEmber
      @CallMeEmber 5 лет назад +2

      Ooh, make it dangerous

  • @godtiermindfricker8376
    @godtiermindfricker8376 4 года назад +8901

    Plot✅
    Drama✅
    Quality Actors✅
    Satisfactive End✅
    Potions✅
    Better than any shit on the internet

    • @CertifiedGoonerMan
      @CertifiedGoonerMan 4 года назад +119

      You've missed one more:
      *Potions*

    • @godtiermindfricker8376
      @godtiermindfricker8376 4 года назад +45

      @@CertifiedGoonerMan oh crap thx for reminding

    • @horseface470
      @horseface470 4 года назад +10

      better than most movies

    • @bigherb
      @bigherb 4 года назад +15

      Satisfying/satisfactory*

    • @bejited6932
      @bejited6932 4 года назад +11

      the end could be interpreted as a cliffhanger, it seems like the potion seller slowly loses patience until the very last line when he realizes he can use the power he holds for his own purposes

  • @davidreynoso8159
    @davidreynoso8159 4 года назад +2070

    "You've had your say potion seller, but I'll have mine."

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 4 года назад +155

      “You’re a rascal!”

    • @JoLeo137
      @JoLeo137 4 года назад +124

      "You're a rascal with no respect for Knights!"

    • @lunakotoba4748
      @lunakotoba4748 4 года назад +107

      NO RESPECT FOR ANYTHING. EXCEPT YOUR P O T I O N S

    • @Syrus2006
      @Syrus2006 4 года назад +97

      Why respect knights...?
      When my *potions* can do *anything* that *you* can...?

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 года назад +60

      *quicksaves*

  • @austinkuklinski6354
    @austinkuklinski6354 7 месяцев назад +14

    This is the face of a man who has a very good chance of winning an academy award next year.

  • @jollygrapefruit786
    @jollygrapefruit786 5 лет назад +9626

    This doesn't seem like a sustainable buisness plan.

    • @krackencrusader403
      @krackencrusader403 5 лет назад +401

      he only sells to his strongest potions.

    • @EvilerOMEGA
      @EvilerOMEGA 5 лет назад +228

      Someone went to far with the fortify restoration loop and sold those potions to this guy. He may be a filthy rascal, but he is right. No one can handle those glitch-degree strong potions, not even the Dragonborn.

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 5 лет назад +109

      EvilerOMEGA ah yes, the 7 tiers of power
      Novice
      Apprentice
      Journeyman
      Adept
      Expert
      Master
      And glitch

    • @EvilerOMEGA
      @EvilerOMEGA 5 лет назад +49

      @@wrongtime9097 Beware the glitch-tier. Simply using items that powerful could destroy the entire world.

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 4 года назад +26

      He's creating hype.

  • @Angzukofi
    @Angzukofi 5 лет назад +1789

    potion man, take by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

    • @Mr.Animemeguy
      @Mr.Animemeguy 5 лет назад +72

      Potion man, for I can not stand, laying on the sand, without your brew brands.

    • @NaomeK40
      @NaomeK40 5 лет назад +16

      Oh . I found the bards !

    • @harrycozens01
      @harrycozens01 5 лет назад +27

      Potion man, the voyage into battle for the globe is a real trip.

    • @Hummabubba
      @Hummabubba 5 лет назад +9

      I just spit everywhere

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 5 лет назад

      Potion man, the author of a brand not fit for a man, rejecting all the knights that he can

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 5 лет назад +2121

    Looks like a normal conversation in The Elder Scrolls : Oblivion

    • @artoriasbenoit
      @artoriasbenoit 5 лет назад +16

      Don't subscribe please
      An average conversation between a Knight Of The Nine and a Elf Alchemist .

    • @IronianKnight
      @IronianKnight 5 лет назад +35

      Faces are about the same too

    • @xion0713
      @xion0713 5 лет назад +8

      Do you have the amulet of kings?

    • @Stalthdan
      @Stalthdan 5 лет назад +9

      I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

    • @adamssmasher
      @adamssmasher 5 лет назад

      You have my ear,citizen.

  • @volusian95
    @volusian95 2 месяца назад +21

    Absolutely wild that this dude would go on to write a film that made 100 million at the box office (Challengers)

  • @DaisyPhoxtrot
    @DaisyPhoxtrot 4 года назад +2594

    A classmate of mine in Web Design was obsessed with this video all semester, to the point where he made multiple websites based on it.

    • @excalibur2772
      @excalibur2772 4 года назад +57

      what the

    • @toast1ngton
      @toast1ngton 4 года назад +155

      Could you please tell me the links? It's fine if you don't want to but I would love to see them

    • @Just_Sara
      @Just_Sara 4 года назад +68

      I think we all want to see these.

    • @creamsicleorange8266
      @creamsicleorange8266 4 года назад +126

      You can't just say this and NOT give the website links.

    • @DarleyHavidsun
      @DarleyHavidsun 4 года назад +81

      *LINKS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN* 🥺

  • @lewisgads6432
    @lewisgads6432 7 лет назад +8938

    this is how I imagine buying drugs works.

    • @milkmanswife93696
      @milkmanswife93696 6 лет назад +228

      more like "drug seller, I need..." - "ay man I've got everything, weed, coke, crack, you can have anything, anything you want, just go ahead and buy some of my drugs, my drugs are fit for anyone, anyone at all, no matter who you are, my drugs are a good way to get intoxicated"

    • @JerrySpoonpuncher
      @JerrySpoonpuncher 6 лет назад +35

      Its very similar

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes 6 лет назад +23

      Only when you're already on drugs

    • @oldgoblin7312
      @oldgoblin7312 6 лет назад +4

      Knights dont buy drugs, they sell them.

    • @Ovcharka88
      @Ovcharka88 6 лет назад +3

      Buying drugs is alot like this on drugs (depending on what u on)

  • @123hattan
    @123hattan 5 лет назад +590

    I always love how he transformed his laughing into crying to stay in character.

    • @shanthegamer21
      @shanthegamer21 4 года назад +12

      Now that is what I call maximum acting.

  • @fede2892
    @fede2892 8 месяцев назад +16

    If Justin wins an Oscar for Challengers I will be mad. The Oscar should have been for this masterpiece of a script.

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 7 месяцев назад +2

      In his acceptance speech: “Oscar givers, I am accepting an Oscar and I need your strongest award”

  • @finn-785
    @finn-785 5 лет назад +3549

    I'm gonna be honest, I'm a dungeon master, and I wrote a Dungeons & Dragons campaign where Potion Seller is a key recurring character throughout the story and it's my proudest achievement to date

    • @aania5857
      @aania5857 5 лет назад +74

      That is AMAZING

    • @tomtommerson6320
      @tomtommerson6320 5 лет назад +190

      Does he sell potions or just say the players are weak?

    • @IronBahamut
      @IronBahamut 5 лет назад +44

      And none of them killed him?

    • @michaelmaloney8183
      @michaelmaloney8183 5 лет назад +28

      Im a DM too... I need to find a way to fit this in x'D

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 4 года назад +23

      @@IronBahamut his potions can do anything the knight can, he would win.

  • @coldpizza36
    @coldpizza36 5 лет назад +14295

    Hes trying so hard not to laugh thats hes crying
    *hes crying*

    • @raemiller5714
      @raemiller5714 5 лет назад +25

      666th like. congratulations 😈

    • @jacobdavis5518
      @jacobdavis5518 5 лет назад +45

      Top notch therefore
      the white teeth completes

    • @trashcat3000
      @trashcat3000 5 лет назад +305

      what are you on about? he's crying because the guy doesn't want to sell him his bloody portions

    • @OhLatte
      @OhLatte 5 лет назад +3

      yee haw eh he still laughed

    • @CEOOfSeagulls
      @CEOOfSeagulls 5 лет назад +90

      no no, he's crying because he can't get the strong potions

  • @DouglasQuaid999
    @DouglasQuaid999 9 лет назад +5533

    Elder Scrolls VI dialogue options are looking good

  • @Jigglypoof
    @Jigglypoof 8 месяцев назад +22

    I saw the vision.... I could sense this guy was a writing genius from 13 years ago.

  • @mangoshake
    @mangoshake 4 года назад +632

    Traveller's chin goes from chad to virgin as the potion seller cumulatively destroys his self-esteem.

  • @KingThrillgore
    @KingThrillgore 5 лет назад +1117

    I love that he's cracking up.

    • @ironicdivinemandatestan4262
      @ironicdivinemandatestan4262 5 лет назад +21

      That or on the verge of crying.

    • @CelebiOW
      @CelebiOW 5 лет назад +3

      James Miller of course he’s crying, the potion seller won’t give him his strongest potions!

  • @alyssathomas4096
    @alyssathomas4096 8 месяцев назад +7

    my friends and I used to watch this all the time in college. anyway I just saw Challengers in the theater and wanted to congratulate you. five star movie. thank you for the entertainment all these years

  • @northseahero3387
    @northseahero3387 3 года назад +6524

    This video truly deserves its legendary status. Just a guy having the purest of fun making the simplest of videos, and yet the result has spawned parodies, tributes, fanart, and fan made lore. This is RUclips at its best, and a display of how great the consumer internet can be.

    • @hate6crew6death6roll
      @hate6crew6death6roll 3 года назад +68

      theres only one thing i want, is this potion seller character, voiced by justin, in elden ring, that'd complete my life and many others

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 года назад +32

      ...I can't tell if you're missing what is right in front of you, so I'd like to point it out:
      This video is beautiful because it's pure fun with no ulterior motive (such as profit).. just a dude having fun! The internet gets much worse the more we lean into that word you just said: _consumer._
      The beauty of the internet is almost entirely lost when we compulsively monetize it.

    • @DaWelshman
      @DaWelshman 2 года назад +23

      @@idontwantahandlethough they aren't missing anything, you are both saying the same thing. Is it the use of the word consumer that you have a gripe with?
      The title of "consumer" has no link to monetary exchange unless you make it so.

    • @-my4skinwastakeninasickjew426
      @-my4skinwastakeninasickjew426 2 года назад +2

      But thanks to algorithms and Satan we can’t have videos like these won’t ever float to the top.

    • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
      @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr 2 года назад +3

      unfortunately the internet like life has been ruined by the rich