One Hundred Percent a Frog

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

Комментарии • 847

  • @crazypuppypoker
    @crazypuppypoker 9 лет назад +3560

    getting four characters out of one effect, dang

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 8 лет назад +82

      Trigos, Trigos's son, Drenk, and Jermo all came from one effect as well

    • @malalalalalala
      @malalalalalala 6 лет назад +5

      420 likes. this is so sick bro

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +13

      I’m pretty sure the Chaplain was an accident and he just rolled with it

  • @wailingmeow
    @wailingmeow 10 лет назад +1593

    not even 50% frog. 100% frog.

    • @BNWOCHUD
      @BNWOCHUD 9 месяцев назад +1

      How the fuck does this not have any replies

    • @kprojectskurt
      @kprojectskurt 25 дней назад

      damn

  • @Cocojammin
    @Cocojammin 10 лет назад +7630

    I like to imagine these actually take you 5 months to make

    • @stephenkelly7903
      @stephenkelly7903 10 лет назад +456

      They're works of art.

    • @Charlificus
      @Charlificus 10 лет назад +74

      he has a life outside youtube

    • @Oglokoog
      @Oglokoog 9 лет назад +64

      Charlificus lame

    • @Dbzmad34222
      @Dbzmad34222 9 лет назад +135

      +AncientChaos9 he probably does he must do at least 50 takes due to dying of laughter

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 7 лет назад +4

      lmao

  • @sweetwheatsy
    @sweetwheatsy 6 лет назад +4571

    When you positioned your face too high at the end and created a new character on the spot, too good.

    • @dieselguitar1440
      @dieselguitar1440 4 года назад +284

      Is this improv? What kind of fucking genius is this guy?

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 4 года назад +92

      @@dieselguitar1440 yep, super impressive :')

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 4 года назад +140

      @@dieselguitar1440 At 2:47 you can physically see the inspiration enter his body. This is absolutely improv.

    • @xAugustx11
      @xAugustx11 4 года назад +8

      HEHHHLO

    • @jinggu.
      @jinggu. 4 года назад +23

      new guy: *sings*
      husband: *cries*

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 9 лет назад +1228

    lost it when the hospital chaplain appeared

  • @thememoirss
    @thememoirss 9 лет назад +2322

    I like that he has to feel around to get the right Chaplain face.

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 5 лет назад +216

      LlamaDelRay i think he just came up with it accidentally

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 4 года назад +5

      uUuuuh

    • @KR-KR
      @KR-KR 2 года назад +2

      Can someone explain what a chaplain face is

    • @TotinosOtherBoy
      @TotinosOtherBoy 2 года назад +10

      ​@@KR-KR no

    • @KR-KR
      @KR-KR 2 года назад +2

      @@TotinosOtherBoy Even if I ask nicely

  • @trashboat4819
    @trashboat4819 5 лет назад +106

    "i'm a fuckin frog now" takes me out EVERY TIME

  • @shaunvalentines4252
    @shaunvalentines4252 10 лет назад +858

    this acting is amazing and more entertaining than tv honestly

  • @tyetnic
    @tyetnic 9 лет назад +1925

    Tom cruise vs spock.

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 8 лет назад +33

      he looks more like Jason Biggs than Tom Cruise

    • @shrinkynothing8972
      @shrinkynothing8972 6 лет назад +5

      They think I'm Tom Cruise

    • @Archived0
      @Archived0 5 лет назад +3

      @@greatsupper I came to the comment section for this. He looks just like Jason Biggs, lol.

    • @Moon-ep2bb
      @Moon-ep2bb 5 лет назад +2

      I can’t get it outa my head lmao

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 4 года назад

      "Well logically speaking, the truth is that your wife is a frog. You have my condolences, captain."

  • @bartholomewesperanza3442
    @bartholomewesperanza3442 5 лет назад +227

    The modern day sequel to Kafka’s “The Metamorphosis”

  • @Vulenkus
    @Vulenkus 9 лет назад +641

    I think this is the funniest one. When the chaplain starts singing it's just so funny.

    • @WeabooTea
      @WeabooTea 4 года назад +10

      ✨god loves u✨

  • @The_PotionSeller
    @The_PotionSeller 8 лет назад +5400

    My potions could cure her. BUT SHE CAN'T HANDLE THEM!

    • @glitchmaster2672
      @glitchmaster2672 6 лет назад +507

      POTION SELLER
      PLEASE
      MY WIFE IS A FROG
      AND I NEED YOUR *STRONGEST POTIONS*

    • @just_a_hunter9548
      @just_a_hunter9548 5 лет назад +165

      @Fidelity Potion Seller enough of this game. I'm telling you my wife is a frog, and I need only your strongest potion

    • @just_a_hunter9548
      @just_a_hunter9548 5 лет назад +78

      @Navis Why respect your wife when my potions can do anything that she can?

    • @storm1995
      @storm1995 4 года назад +37

      @@glitchmaster2672 YOU CANT HANDLE THEM!! NO ONE CAN!

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br 4 года назад +5

      J

  • @banana_1_
    @banana_1_ 9 лет назад +1461

    i guess thats what happens when you drink a potion from the potion seller

    • @legonerd1234
      @legonerd1234 8 лет назад +93

      +ghornas this is what happens when you drink one of his potions and you are of the weakest beings.

    • @Vedvart1
      @Vedvart1 7 лет назад +41

      The potion seller's potions are too strong for his wife.

    • @absolutelyyousless7605
      @absolutelyyousless7605 5 лет назад +2

      666 upvotes... *ABSOLUTELY DEVILISH*

    • @amarok5048
      @amarok5048 5 лет назад +7

      My potions are too strong for an elephant, let alone a frog

  • @thaksjtube
    @thaksjtube 5 лет назад +1501

    I really empathize with this guy. I mean I could deal with 10% a frog, 15%, maybe even 20% a frog. But 100%? That's just too far for any man.

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 4 года назад +38

      I might even like her being 20 - 30% a frog, but I agree 100% is way too much for me.

    • @whitecrayon6142
      @whitecrayon6142 4 года назад +46

      My grandma was sadly diagnosed with being 55% frog. I could never imagine having someone as close as your wife being 100% frog.

    • @MarMarVibes
      @MarMarVibes 4 года назад +7

      Cant be married to a 100% frog can you

    • @gibmeayaka3563
      @gibmeayaka3563 4 года назад +22

      It should be. thats too far for a beast, let alone a man

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 года назад +11

      Hey, 5-30% a frog might even be a good thing, just look at Froppy

  • @WarriorOfTheLostLand
    @WarriorOfTheLostLand 4 года назад +156

    “Don’t you doubt his love even though your wife’s a frog” such poetry.

  • @smile-yl6zz
    @smile-yl6zz 7 лет назад +4931

    In a perfect world...
    His wife woud not be a frog.
    But this is not a perfect world.

    • @alexrecrem9094
      @alexrecrem9094 5 лет назад +53

      In a perfect shop, his wife would sell him a frog

    • @storerestore
      @storerestore 5 лет назад +21

      Frogs *change*

    • @heseesyou398
      @heseesyou398 5 лет назад +10

      In a much more perfect world there would be a potion for frogs but this is not a much perfect world

    • @heseesyou398
      @heseesyou398 5 лет назад +3

      In even much more perfect world you could type "would" not woud

    • @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice
      @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice 5 лет назад +5

      🤨 In a perfect world...
      No one would have peridot x lapis art as their pfp. 😬
      But this is not, a perfect world 😏

  • @nonotanymore
    @nonotanymore 10 лет назад +461

    this is literally perfect.

    • @jomps1
      @jomps1 10 лет назад +11

      Literally? It's not, like, hypothetically perfect?

    • @lvl99paint
      @lvl99paint 9 лет назад +31

      +mintyfresh9080 its like 100 percent a perfect

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 5 лет назад +22

      But this is not a perfect world.

  • @themysticknightsofthe2150
    @themysticknightsofthe2150 2 года назад +26

    the tactically deployed "i'm a- i'm a fuckin' frog" in this video is always what gets me

  • @titimplants3520
    @titimplants3520 4 года назад +212

    He really went:
    👺 🗿 🐸 🕴🏻

  • @Atma505
    @Atma505 10 лет назад +339

    This... This right here is what happens when you take a potion too powerful for you.
    100% a frog.

  • @iotadraconisedasich9297
    @iotadraconisedasich9297 8 лет назад +299

    That's the five stages of grief right there!.. and a chaplain

  • @BigLadStudios
    @BigLadStudios 8 лет назад +160

    The small smirk he does at 2:52 always gets me.

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi 5 лет назад +454

    There's an uncomfortable sexual energy radiating from the hospital chaplain, and i really don't want to know what he's planning to do with the frog wife after the video ends.

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 4 года назад +56

      God isn't the only one with love to give.

  • @HermanManly
    @HermanManly 4 года назад +887

    0:00 - 1:50 Denial
    1:50 - 2:29 Anger
    2:30 - 4:10 Bargaining
    4:11- Depression
    I hope he was able move on to Acceptance someday :(

  • @leonardotiepolo1463
    @leonardotiepolo1463 5 лет назад +215

    there are CHEMICALS into water that turn MY WIFE into FROG ?

  • @Atma505
    @Atma505 10 лет назад +116

    i'm a fuckin frog now

  • @jsthecanuck6804
    @jsthecanuck6804 4 года назад +18

    this one has to be my favorite because of the sheer improvisation with one effect to create 4 different characters in an actual story

  • @pugsly8087
    @pugsly8087 5 лет назад +33

    The chaplain had me on another level, wasn't expecting.

  • @symonlyons854
    @symonlyons854 3 месяца назад +5

    I literally stumbled upon this guy again and now have spent like 3 hours combing through his shit I'm obsessed.

  • @sulfurcandy4056
    @sulfurcandy4056 4 года назад +25

    The chaplain has taught me more about god’s love than church

  • @gothops154
    @gothops154 9 лет назад +177

    These videos are actually literally too funny. I'm gonna go in cardiac arrest from this shit I can't handle laughing this much

  • @imnotworthy5242
    @imnotworthy5242 5 лет назад +11

    "I'm a fucking frog now, 100 percent." 💀

    • @_Rick___Grimes_
      @_Rick___Grimes_ 4 месяца назад

      im always gonna be a frog, for the rest of my life

  • @MistaDollaD
    @MistaDollaD 10 лет назад +50

    the frog made me lose it. fucking mint.

  • @noddwyd
    @noddwyd 8 лет назад +36

    Frog. The most powerful status effect ever.

  • @TimenSpaceGaming
    @TimenSpaceGaming 9 лет назад +138

    dude you gotta come back, this stuff is comedy gold.

    • @kakooge
      @kakooge 4 года назад +5

      He's hecking back

    • @presterjack9764
      @presterjack9764 2 года назад +1

      When the world needed him most

  • @uds2014
    @uds2014 9 лет назад +495

    come back

  • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
    @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 3 года назад +8

    In a perfect world, wifes wouldn't turn into frogs, but this is not a perfect world

  • @ImmaculateWeiss
    @ImmaculateWeiss 8 лет назад +157

    100% Never gonna get better

  • @kell3883
    @kell3883 2 года назад +4

    The slow elegant rise into the hospital chaplain character makes me laugh every single time.

  • @claire9245
    @claire9245 4 года назад +12

    This is still the best video i have ever seen, i have been watching it for years... for so long. every time it is better. thank you

    • @qotice
      @qotice 4 года назад +1

      Claire totally same here, this video’s great

  • @iqless7313
    @iqless7313 Год назад +6

    1:33 "hi sweety, I love you so much, I'm a fucking frog now" -- masterpiece

  • @RockLegend2A
    @RockLegend2A 7 лет назад +17

    1:01
    He stops himself from saying "use", and says "work with" instead, but, goddamnit, "news you can use" is catchy.

  • @Therodinn
    @Therodinn 9 лет назад +614

    You should become an actor seriously

    • @pegadirty
      @pegadirty 8 лет назад +62

      +Therodinn But he is an actor..

    • @barb0za0
      @barb0za0 5 месяцев назад

      he wrote the movie challengers with zendaya

  • @echoUndoing
    @echoUndoing 10 лет назад +114

    Somebody make an epic orchestral mix of this.

  • @MooMooGaming
    @MooMooGaming 5 лет назад +14

    *softly* Hello... I’m the hospital chaplain.

  • @xz9533
    @xz9533 10 лет назад +662

    dude stop joking about this, my mom die from frogitis.

  • @Matt-dy7uq
    @Matt-dy7uq 7 лет назад +62

    In a perfect world, wives that turn into frogs would not exist. But this is not a perfect world

  • @JanetGrimes1
    @JanetGrimes1 10 лет назад +60

    God loves these videos.

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 7 месяцев назад +7

    This is MY Challengers

  • @TheDarkblade711
    @TheDarkblade711 2 года назад +7

    This has always given me the vibe of being written directly after Justin hearing someone say "would you still love me if I were a worm/toad/frog

  • @TheFlamingPike
    @TheFlamingPike 5 лет назад +10

    The Shadow over Innsmouth: Epilogue

  • @tomknoden2547
    @tomknoden2547 Год назад +4

    I interpret this as a universal answer to the question: "Honey, would you still love me if I was a [frog]?". Thank you Justin, you are truly one of the most bizarre, but therefore interesting, mysterious and quite worth to philosophize about content creators on this platform since many years. Hope you will keep on doing those videos for a lomg time coming! Cheers.

  • @paul934
    @paul934 2 года назад +46

    Justin, you probably won't read this comment since the video is seven years old by now, but just in case you might do so: I wanted to tell you that this video had a huge influence on my girlfriend and me. The wife's frog voice has turned into so much of a meme to us that for maybe two years by now, we talk like this more than half of the time when we are alone with each other. So I want to thank you for this video, it enriched our lives!

    • @itsmejulia1
      @itsmejulia1 2 года назад +10

      yes heney it's true. We're 100% frogs now, we'll never turn back heney...

    • @paul934
      @paul934 2 года назад +10

      @@itsmejulia1 yes, heney. We'll stay fuckinfrogs until the rest of our days.

    • @itsmejulia1
      @itsmejulia1 Год назад +7

      @@paul934 Oh heney, we're 100% engaged now. It's true, we're gonna be together for the rest of our lives.

    • @paul934
      @paul934 Год назад +5

      @@itsmejulia1 Yees, we're fuckin engaged now! In fact, last week at the beach I asked you if you want to be 100 % my wife while doing a frog squat and you said yes!

    • @Makofueled
      @Makofueled Год назад +3

      Respect, glad you two have that chemistry. I do something similar with my wife where we just keep doing the samwise gamgee "Mr frodo" voice with the frodo response from the other one.

  • @undecidedhandle
    @undecidedhandle 3 года назад +2

    i love that it obscure his features that it made him look like cartoon characters. and i love how by just a simple movement make it a different character.

  • @beth3663
    @beth3663 5 лет назад +11

    i wasn't gonna laugh until he started singing im in tears-

  • @walterhartwellwhite366
    @walterhartwellwhite366 3 года назад +6

    He puts so much expression and love into the husband and I love it

  • @ThatOneMan830
    @ThatOneMan830 5 лет назад +5

    That song was actually really wholesome tbh

  • @phrogchamp8576
    @phrogchamp8576 5 лет назад +1

    this video is a perfect example of the Kübler-Ross Cycle Of Grief.
    Denial - the husband believing the doctor is lying about his wife’s illness
    Anger - the husband snapping at the doctor after seeing his wife is indeed a frog
    Bargaining - the husband stating he will have the doctor arrested for his wife’s transformation, an eye for an eye
    Depression - the husband breaking down and crying over his wife’s permanent frog form
    Acceptance - the husband moved to tears after the chaplain reaffirms that god is on his side, knowing that his wife is forever in this amphibian state.
    well done, justin. your writing is superb, and never ceases to disappoint.

  • @Rachhhh97
    @Rachhhh97 10 лет назад +32

    never stop doing what you do

  • @BorkDoggo
    @BorkDoggo Год назад +2

    "would you still love me if I turned into 100% a frog?"

  • @busqu3i
    @busqu3i 6 лет назад +11

    In a perfect world, his wife took the potion from the potion seller and she'd be back to normal, but this is not a perfect world.

  • @tjscorpio4542
    @tjscorpio4542 4 года назад +4

    I find myself randomly singing the song the Chaplain sings. It's rather calming throughout my day.

  • @bevvvy1374
    @bevvvy1374 4 года назад +4

    I just love how the wife says "I love you so much. I'm a... I'm a fuckin frog now"

  • @hverdagen8429
    @hverdagen8429 4 года назад +12

    5 stages of grief:
    Denial 0:17
    Anger 0:38
    Bargaining 1:06
    Depression 2:28
    Acceptance 4:08

  • @malvarezv97
    @malvarezv97 10 лет назад +78

    Maybe the potion seller has something that could turn her into a human again.

    • @glitchmaster2672
      @glitchmaster2672 6 лет назад +22

      She can't handle my potions.
      My potions would kill A DRAGON, let alone a FROG!

    • @grassywings7095
      @grassywings7095 4 года назад +1

      SHE CANT HANDLE MY POTIONS! MY POTIONS ARE FOR THE STRONGEST OF BEINGS AND SHE IS OF THE WEAKEST!!!

  • @ShotgunSurge0n058
    @ShotgunSurge0n058 5 лет назад +1

    I got an ad for kinobody, a bodybuilding plan. I don't need it, when this man in the video is an absolute unit.

  • @scrumblycat
    @scrumblycat 4 года назад +10

    I can't explain how but the husband looks exactly like Ted from How I Met Your Mother

  • @feltcap
    @feltcap 10 лет назад +76

    our god has Returned

  • @UpsidedownLlama
    @UpsidedownLlama 10 лет назад +39

    "I am afraid your wife is a frog"
    * Sips tea * but that's none of my business

  • @johnnycheetuhman
    @johnnycheetuhman Год назад +4

    BG3 players romancing Lae'zel.

  • @MichaelOfficial_
    @MichaelOfficial_ 9 лет назад +23

    a man who loses it all

  • @annielee853
    @annielee853 10 лет назад +81

    this is almost better than potion seller. keep on keeping on please

  • @LCTesla
    @LCTesla 2 года назад +3

    Doctor: her prior condition required an extrordinarily strong form of medicine that I solicited a rare specialist to purvey. I was warned there might be negative consequences if she was - I quote - "of the weakest" but my options were running short. It appears she could not... ahem... the technical term for this - I've been informed - is... "handle" the "potion" in question.

  • @Lopsider
    @Lopsider 4 года назад +2

    Nothing beats the classics.

  • @theonewhoknocks96
    @theonewhoknocks96 2 года назад +2

    My favorite part is “I’m a fuckin frog now, 100%”

  • @Beemstarr
    @Beemstarr 10 лет назад +29

    Comedic gold

  • @l00r0lll
    @l00r0lll 10 лет назад +5

    I lost it at the chaplain 😂

  • @-whiskey-4134
    @-whiskey-4134 2 года назад +2

    Dude your videos are literally better than anything coming out entertainment wise. I find myself going back to old YT videos from the golden days of the platform more often than not. If anything these videos need to be on Netflix lmao

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 2 года назад +2

    You're laughing. This guy's girlfriend is one hundred percent a frog and you're laughing.

  • @gregmooney94
    @gregmooney94 3 года назад +5

    Ah, yes, time for the biannual earworm of God Loves You that gets stuck in my head for about a week and then disappears.

  • @RegentVeil
    @RegentVeil 4 года назад +5

    I've never seen this before, but that song in the end is quite a tearful.

  • @Itspaydaysboys
    @Itspaydaysboys 3 года назад +3

    "🗿 sir your wife is a frog"

  • @birdyinabox
    @birdyinabox 10 лет назад +3

    It's really the little things in these videos that make it count.

  • @MusicGeek37
    @MusicGeek37 10 лет назад +4

    Thank you Tumblr for showing me this gem of a channel

  • @shayneadams5204
    @shayneadams5204 7 лет назад +2

    I really love your singing in this as well as the very last moment of the video.

  • @wesleymcbob
    @wesleymcbob 2 года назад +2

    when the Chaplin shows up it always gets me

    • @wesleymcbob
      @wesleymcbob 2 года назад +3

      God loves you.... God loves you in every way. God loves you. I know it seems like God has turned his back on you, and turned your wife into a frog. But God loves you, don't you doubt it for doubt it for one second. Oh, God loves you, God loves you. Don't you doubt his love even though your wife's a frog.

  • @CorbiniteVids
    @CorbiniteVids 5 лет назад +8

    Justin Kuritzkes: "I would like to see my wife"
    **Pendleton Ward has entered the groupchat**

  • @shosho_hrubblefongers9311
    @shosho_hrubblefongers9311 4 года назад +1

    These story tellings are gold

  • @a.meeeezy9576
    @a.meeeezy9576 5 лет назад +4

    The second face fits amazingly well lol... It has that austere Dr. Spock type demeanor

  • @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy
    @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy 5 лет назад +7

    These videos are a commentary on the lack of communication in modern society and present a great statement that we should stop and listen to the people around us.
    Maybe he really doesn't want anything but a vanilla ice cream
    Maybe the knight had good reason to need the strongest potion
    Maybe his wife really is a frog
    But people like those who do not listen exist, because this is not a perfect world.

  • @snowsandshrew1276
    @snowsandshrew1276 3 года назад +1

    This guy is one of the most underrated comedians of all time

  • @dumbalek6001
    @dumbalek6001 4 года назад +1

    Maybe the doctor is a quack but his wife is a ribbit

  • @emilyletter5863
    @emilyletter5863 7 месяцев назад +2

    this man was the script writer for challengers

  • @16floz
    @16floz Год назад +2

    Was hoping thered be more lore on the frog transformation

  • @funnypig67234
    @funnypig67234 4 года назад +2

    Plot twist: potion seller can’t cure it, but he CAUSED it.

  • @McDunzo
    @McDunzo 4 года назад +1

    This combination of title and thumbnail is my favorite of all your videos

  • @balbobiggins8012
    @balbobiggins8012 5 лет назад +3

    That potion was actually too strong

  • @atilab99draws58
    @atilab99draws58 5 лет назад +1

    gold of the olden days

  • @Megatron-yg6kp
    @Megatron-yg6kp 4 года назад +4

    His wife took the potion

  • @Negasilver
    @Negasilver 2 года назад +1

    I've watched this video like 30 times and it still cracks me up