star trek voyager clips but out of context
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- Опубликовано: 13 мар 2018
- im not dead im just watchin star trek
so as you know i am massively into star trek but for some reason have never given voyager a chance, i always thought it was one of those weird series nobody likes but oh my god was i wrong! its the exact fucking opposite, its the most star trek thing ive ever seen and totally keeps the theme and heart of the show intact, and its total and utter bollocks. i love voyager and im obsessed but i'm only on series 4 at the moment so i might make a 2nd part to this vid, maybe not whatever ill shut up now bye 
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I can't believe they didn't include
"DELETE THE WIFE" -Kathryn Janeway
Hahahahahah, that damn Sullivan. Janeway really knows how to remove those obstacles.
My brain read that in an Irish accent
Janeway wants that 13in dick from a goddamn holoman XD
also a good contender: "Computer, deactivate iguana."
Fucking same
CORN ON THE COB?
pepperoni
Check in with me, and do your job
*WHAT IN THE GODDAMN?* are you doing here Wilburgur?
Wilburger and sorenova would be the ultimate kajiit power couple, with enough skooma between them to conquer the known universe
"Increase dosage to 98 rads!"
"......PEPPERONI!"
"He's cured."
"......HAWAIIN!"
"...fuck."
@@thesandwich5321 LMAO
"...He's ham"
*P E P P E R O N I*
Daddy Donald Daddy?
@Sternia Hoenheim someone woke up on the wrong side of bed.
That didn't make much sense in context.
@@SonarTheBat I was just gonna say that.
There are episodes I hate more than threshold, like elogium, but threshold is fucking weird
One of my favorite Tom Paris scenes
Definitely needs a follow up with:
- "There's coffee in that nebula"
-"What are you doing with that dog? I'm not talking about the puppy"
-"Fun will now commence"
-"Delete the wife"
-That Irish hologram turning into a cow when Harry Kim kisses her
-"I don't like bullies, I don't like threats, and I don't like YOU"
-"Time to take out the garbage"
-That time Seven of Nine got drunk
-"Get the cheese to sickbay"
-"I am willing to explore my humanity. Take off your clothes"
-"Ah, I see you kept my pheromones. I didn't realize you were the scent-imental type"
-Seven of Nine taking out Satan's Robot
-Pretty much any Captain Proton scene, really
-There are plenty more hidden treasures in Voyager I´m probably forgetting
Someone needs to do a follow-up vid with all these goodies!
You can’t forget the scene where janeway declares “times up” before ramming voyager into a giant space sex toy
COMPUTER DEACTIVATE IGUANA
The scene where Janeway is in the bathtub and Q shows up about his son and after she gives him advice he tries to kiss her. She then stops him by shoving her foot in his face
Hahaha I love these 😂 also, Paris and Janeways amphibian babies.
tag yourself im menacing corn on the cob lady threateningly holding a pitchfork
Sorenova i am the holy pilgrim
i'm buzzing angrily
I’m the where am I guy
I'm LARG
I’m behaving in a submissive way
3:18 when you leave your character idle so long the camera starts panning around them
Can also be applied to 0:49
I'm going to sing it to you every day from now on. It goes GAUUAHIIIIII
Only the most beautiful Talaxian song for Mr Tuvok.
Never thought I'd enjoy Talaxian culture so much.
The correct answer.
Beats the shit out of "row wow row your boat"
@@Jarsia it doesn't beat this version of Row Row your boat
"Row, Row your boat, gently down the stream,
Belt off, trousers down, isn't life a scream,"
Worst thing is that I have full context to most of these
some of them are even worse WITH context, i almost lost myself entirely when i realised chakotay was implying they shoot plasma residue into space so the giant floating worms would stop trying to fuck their ship
Sorenova ^this
Sorenova wut
Sir white a lot the pagan preacher Go watch Voyager, it’s a pretty good show not the best Star Trek but a good show nonetheless
The captain makes executive decisions based upon her coffee addiction. What more could you want?
"What more do I need? He wants to kill himself."
That escalated quickly.
Quickly? that implies there was even an escalation at all!
stellvia hoenheim boi
Q did nothing wrong!
Q
"It appears we have lost our sex appeal, captain"
"Quick! Somebody hire Jeri Ryan!"
Skippy the Magnificent so not necessary
"And so that's how Obama ended up becoming President"
Apparently someone believes that her being cast somehow lead to Obama's Presidency
Tuvok strangling Neelix trying to cheer up Tuvok is a big mood
do you know what episode it's from?
0:56 when you discover nukes before Gandhi
When india adopts democracy and your aggression underflows to 255
JerC Ghandi.exe has stopped working and needs to close. We (Microsoft) are (not) sorry for the inconvenience.
@@DannyEastes 255 out of 10, that is. Mahatma "if the tributes won't flow, make 'em glow" Gandhi.
777LLL
*RELEASE THE FORCE FIEEEEEEEEEEELD*
stellvia hoenheim ok
best line
Read this as he said it, Amazing
This is the greatest one
Proud to give this its' 800th like.
4:27 *Tuvok's inner monologue:* _"Would it be logical to kill a creature just because it is extremely annoying?_
It appears we have lost our sex appeal, Captain.
McGrape so disagree
Star Trek like this is just TES:Oblivion in TV.
Bethesda should have made Star Trek games.
Object 41 I would love to play it
Relevant and Topical Meme you Vulcans are all the same! All flash and no fury!
"Have you heard of the Vulcans?"
The shivering isles that is
0:57 When Ghandi's military aggression points go below 0 and get bumped up to 255 instead.
Can not fast travel while enemies are near by 0:49
Xrahz
oh my god
Xrahz uranium fever
Holy fuck I think I just popped a blood vessel in my eye
[DANGER]
**rotating, furious VATS clicking**
That green screen somehow looks worse than effects in TOS.
Fun fact: Jennifer Lien was tripping balls and just randomly started eating props and the directors decided to keep rolling and build an episode around it
I would need a sauce to believe that tbh
Wow that is beyond insensitive!
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 How so? It looked simply insensitive (and funny because it's plausible). Where's the beyond?
@@sid2112 Because she actually was battIing drug addiction and still a teenager I might add.
Still doesn't explain the beyond part,@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
Star tripping across the universe.
Trekkin’
Jukrates, Yes but given how crazy this is it feels more like a trip.
We keep on going forward, 'cause we do not have reverse!
Jerry Henson, “Ye cannot change the laws of physics”
On the starship enterprise aboard with out of context words!
I can't believe 3:01 isn't already a meme.
Ultracity6060 brilliant!
PHD in respecting women
Does anyone know what episode this is from?
@@SolarScion Innocence, I think?
What about 4:17
I fucking lost it when i saw Mahatma Ghandi spinning his head like a jet powered merry go round
"GET THIS CHEESE TO SICK BAY."
0:56 Mahatma Gandhi after nuking America in Civ V.
lol what
"Trololololol..."
Every like is a point towards Gandhi's military aggression.
Oh my gosh, I'm dead.
Mising Texture1 1:00 Me when one or more of my cities is captured.
WTF you didn't put in the clip where the EMH drugs a guy while singing opera or when they go really fast and turn into lizard people.
Erik Kjer This "guy" is called Lieutenant Commander Tuvok.
and this "lieutenant Commander Tuvok" is called This guy
franco gamer It's rather Mr. Vulcan.
We don't speak of that episode
franco gamer this should have just one more like than the comment before it at all times.
4:19 That happens if you let Bethesda make a holoprogram.
Todd Howard: ‘It just works!’
It just works little lies stunning shows
4:17 YEE
Clever xD
Lol
Pa pa pa
Lmao
There needs to be a Skyrim mod replacing the guards dialogue with these
Memes5ever You come to the Cloud district very often? *Of course you don't.*
Me: *walks up to guard*
Guard: "I am the holy pilgrim!"
Me: wtf
PEPPERONI
*walks past guard* 0:06
*Pepperoni!*
2:37 A common problem faced by most Star Trek fans.
funny
Shut
But if you meet other fans does it increase it?
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION
Oof
*L A R G*
DJ Moist *Kakoff*
Basically me when I showed up at a buddy's house to go out and his Mom whipped open the door.
"And you are?"
UHHHHH. LAAAAAARG...
Sometimes I forget that Harry Kim actually died.
The duplicate or the original
David Cheuy yes
They should have killed him off for real. The least interesting character in the whole show.
The moment Kes began to become interesting she got kicked out but Harry could bore us for several additional seasons.
Poppers 73 no.!
Poppers 73 I always liked Kes, but I agree with you, she got booted as soon as the writers decided to finally expand on her psychic powers, that was lame
Daddy?
The Big Powerboss Pappi
si
Do I look like--!?
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Harder, daddy
Thine maternal parent ist homosexual.
You're eating dirt?
*W H Y ?*
Many parents have asked this question.
Please don't ruin the show with millennial spelling for the sake of aesthetic
@@Scullyskulll ?????
@@Scullyskulll
Ok Boomer
I'd like to see a Deep Space Nine out of context.
Temba, his arms wide.
Quark would be funny as hell
@@louie5647 TNG, Out of Context.
Looking back on all the horrifying 90's CGI moment's with Odo animorphing into random objects, there's a lot to sample from.
Also : "Mother! Take those clothes off this instant!"
To be fair even with context some of these clips where still pretty fuuny/weird.
Star Reads YA ikr
A show about aliens, created for aliens, by aliens.
It goes NEUARGHUUU
Just like mother used to sing.
Almost as cheerful as a Vulcan funeral dirge.
0:54 when Nuclear Gandhi awakens in a game of Civ
4:08 "I can't believe you've done this."
I love the EMH's "How dare you!"
I want conte.... no wait I don't want it, it's perfect.
Sex
**gets up from the table in a very smug, alien way**
I'm glad that when I watch these out of context vids, there are people in the comments who are fans and know the context of the clips. Just watching star trek clips like these makes me think that this series is quite the trip
*NOT THE EAR HAIRS*
"Tuvix was a mistake" - George Lucas
And good ole' Lucas would know a thing or or two about mistakes
Starfleet law is basically Ancient Mandarin law for their bullshit.
Can't we just keep the Tuv without the Ix? I hate Nelix with a passion. His people should be extinct. You never see a talaxian Borg for a reason. Horrible creatures.
He's the key to all of this. If we get Tuvix working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in the show.
@Supernintendo Chalmers But she didn't mention how the talaxions were regurgitated from borg vessels immediately after assimilation.
Woah, wait. At 4:38, the Talaxian guy at the channeled Palpatine for a moment!
It's not a story Starfleet academy would tell you
NAAAOOOOO
3:54 When you use a counterweight to launch a 90kg stone over 300 meters.
"Where do I get to sit?"
*Holds up index finger *
I actually haven't watched this show, so imagine watching this video from my perspective
Dylan Wade you so need to binge watch all seven seasons to completely appreciate these clips
The scenes are still hilarious even in context
0:56 when Gandhi establishes democracy
Q always has the best out of context clips i swear
"Where do I get to sit?"
*HOLDS UP FINGER*
1:05 when you choose Rad Child perk
gidioter When you get the Them’s Good Eatin’ perk
Feels like im having a fever dream.
You forgot the part after Tuvok says "It appears we have lost out sex appeal, Captain." where Janeway smiles really wide.
Pepperoni 🤣🤣🤣
3:35 Suddenly: Muammar Gaddafi
The context doesn't necessarily make any of these scenes any better.
Unsurprisingly, Neelix is heavily featured.
0:18
Finally we see the aftermath of, and official investigation into one of Riker's holodeck sessions.
4:12 His face 🤣🤣🤣 he’s so SHOCKED. “I hit you, you don’t get to hit me!”
"It appears we have lost our sex appeal, captain" is probably the best quote in the franchise
Star Trek still has so much untapped meme potential
"It appears we lost our sex appeal captain" is my favorite quote
I love star trek and this makes it even bettet
Thanks for assisting me
*B.E.T.T.E.T*
Big English Tea Time East Tractor
Neelix is literally that coworker who comes up to you and unironically says "WELL I SEE SOMEONE HAS THE CASE OF THE MONDAYS!" every single week
It’s his job as morale officer but so true
You missed out "There's coffee in that nebula"
Clumsy Plumbob Kate so had all the best one liners you need to combine them all do it.
@@Dancestar1981 "listen very carefully, because I'm only going to say this once: coffee. black."
"Captain, we need to be more submissive."
hot
Plasma injectors
she back bois!!!
Fluffer Tron HEEEELLLLLL YEAHHHH
3:03 when you mention Star Trek Discovery
"I'm going to sing it to you every day now. It goes Aaaauuugh~"
You forgot the infamous, "Get the cheese to sickbay."
P R A L O R
pralor
stellvia hoenheim Boi, you're hostile.
When she says Daddy I can only imagine Patrick Stewart emerging in a robe with smug grin on his face saying "set course for intercourse".
I was waiting for the iCarly clip where Tim is the principal and says "Study hard and prosper"
The saga continues.
I must know why she is eating dirt!
Cuz she's -pregnant- getting ready to get pregnant. No really. Now you don't have to watch the episode ("Elogium"), it was terrible, even by Voyager standards.
@@MagnusSkiptonLLC Not pregnant, in heat is a bit more accurate. Something something strange energy fields interacting with her body in such a way as to simulate the Elogium (being in heat). Think it was the same episode where they had to lose their sex appeal to a bunch of horny space dwelling alien whales
@@JohnDoe-xx8yw Oh yeah, you're right, I forgot. That was also the episode where they said Ocampa only go through this once, which implies each couple can only have one child. Which would very quickly deplete the population (in particular, since the Ocampa live so short).
Basically, an all around garbage episode that no one should think about, ever.
@@MagnusSkiptonLLC it's pretty possible that ocampa have litters of children.
We have to get to the bottom of this!
....get it?
I'm surprised no one else jumped on that one.
When you've finished watching the series I fully expect to see Harry Kim frantically typing away on a console, yelling "YES", and the camera quickly cutting to his shuttle exploding
I lost it on the "display life-form" scene and that freaking dino guy appearing all of the sudden hahahaha I laughed so hard the entire clip, but this scene just made me cry I swear... This is why I love the old Star Trek, because of how weird it was sometimes
Neelix is gonna be a meme onenna these days
1:36 THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!
You've done the impossible. You've made Star Trek Voyager make more sense.
2:48: That moment when you realize at least one episode of The Orville was just a Star Trek Voyager knockoff.
The Orville is meant as a spiritual successor to star trek so...
It started as "parody of star trek". Now its the Star Trek.
And Star Trek is trash fire.
Or better, Sexually Transmitted Desease. Pun intended.
. It has lost its sex appeal
@@hannibalburgers477 So wait, you're saying The Orville is an STD? That seems harsh and uncalled for, dude.
@@Raguleader Thay are saying Star Trek Discovery is an STD.
Is the corn lady the Star Trek version of the log lady from Twin Peaks?
My corn does not judge.
0:55
Gandhi absorbing knowledge of the future in order to build nukes
Tuvok was savage at end doing the vulcan knock out manoeuvre on Nelix's junk!
The subtitles took away the surprise of most of the scenes which is the funniest part
Ohnoes. The NyQuil.
I have sipped too much.
"Previously on X-Men..."
"you are going"
"NO" *EATS FLOWERS IN RESISTANCE*
The funniest part is that in context these scenes don’t make much more sense. But that’s Voyager! Also how could you forget “Computer deactivate iguana”
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!
This fits too well with the video title.....
Thanks daddy
One of my favourite star trek series
Ah, that song at the end was beautiful, a real classic.
Voyager was actually a really fun show. I need to rewatch it now.
the bad episodes are really unbearable, but as a whole I thought the chemistry of the cast was really great
*tAsTEs* *LiEK* *CHicKeN*
even after seeing Voyager so much, this is still hilarious
Captain, I recommend we program a holodeck simulation, try recreating the accident.
_S E X_
voyager is my favorite star trek series and janeway is my favorite captain, I'm so glad you're discovering the show! and of course thank you for this blessed gift
i am gutted it took me this long to give it a chance! I genuinely can't decide which character is my favourite i adore them all and i love how Janeway is a total badass female captain without it being obnoxious. As always star trek is way ahead of its time; its a shame we've forgotten how to write characters anymore :( I love star trek it's just fun nonsense under the guise of intelligent sci fi bollocks, but it knows when to hit homE I JSUT LOVE STAR TREK GOD DAM,N
Let me know when you get to DS9. I think it's be best-written of them all. Voyager certainly does have it's flaws, but it's still pretty good.
I've never watched Star Trek yet I want to and I have 0 idea where to start
starting with the original series is a good idea but if it doesn't seem like your cup of tea then next generation is the next best one to start with!
Sorenova I love this generation of star trek, all three shows kind of interlock and they're all the best humanity has to offer. I'm turned off of the new discovery as they're just as shitty people as they are now, everything has to be drama filled and dark. This was the golden age, it always has a good message.