Crying While Going Down on a Woman - Ethan Simmons-Patterson - This Week at the Comedy Cellar
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2020
- Ethan Simmons-Patterson shares the advice his parents gave him to avoid catching the coronavirus and recalls getting emotional while going down on a woman he was dating. (Contains strong language.)
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"Can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" has got to be the Gen Z motto
Hell yea lol.
damn, that’s a good point...
that’s why i recycle my meth through my urine ♻️
😙💨 makes the world go round
It hit close to home
u know da vibes 😼
"sports have been cancelled so men have to just... live with themselves" 😂🤣😆
Bruh that starting caption you guys put in makes look like stand up is now extinct and this is one the Last stand up ever performed on earth lmao
well that's one perspective 😳😂
Lmaooo i was thinking the same thing
Put a pin in that & lets revisit this in about a year & a half from now. 🤫😉
@@DBMe33 we back, and we are doing fine. Sorta
It's spookier now
"Cant smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist".....He's doing Gods work up there👌🏽 😂
"when did you decide to be trans?"
"uh actually I'm not trans I jus don't wanna disappoint mah dad"
That punch line got me rolling!
Top 10 ironic lines in standup
*know you were trans
No deadass, trans people have always the gender they want to identify as, it's just that their gender expression didn't fit them due to society's views. Gender expression is the way you present yourself on masculinity or feminity.
Somebody screamed "Urologist" at the screen. This is our safe space...
Yep
Yup.
Urologists also treat women.
Andrologist
yep, i was like there is such a doctor
... guys don't go to them unless they absolutely must though. i wonder why...patriarchy probably.
Really great set. Cry laughed at the image of him crying while eating.
This is the most progressive uplifting hilarious set I've seen in a while who knew I needed a dark skin locd man who admits to crying over womens struggles to make me feel better about the state of the world I'd greatly like to see more
Same!
yeah that was unexpectedly wholesome, i appreciate him
Kinggg
My hair ain’t locd but I cry over women’s struggles daily, just thought id let you know we out here 😩😢😢😢
The dark skin thing is off putting...
I never thought I would see this guy doing comedy. He was a vicious linebacker in high school I played football with him from eighth grade all the way to senior year
What does linebacker mean?
@@royareyzabal823Defensive player in Football.
This guy is a star lol. Wish there was more content from him. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. His jokes really resonate.
thanks to Trojan for providing the mic with a condom
"can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" lol
I really like him he seem like a supportive friend 😂
He Looks Like College Was Made For Him
I see what you did there 😉
The cop part had me cracking up
“Yeah man I know what you mean” 🤣🤣
"Thats how you become an ally". Oh lord thats good
What an original and hilarious set, this man’s comedic intelligence is unreal. Can’t wait to see more of Ethan’s stuff!
First time I’ve seen this dude. Very, VERY funny.
I love how uplifting & positive this set is like it goes against normal stereotyping & is just a good hearted laugh ❣
“Now blink real fast “😂😂😂
"yeah he's still robbin' people, but now...he knows why."
The crying bit was so wholesome and this man deserves to be protected by all costs
"can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist"
*oregon's new motto.*
Wasn't quite sure how he was gonna live up to the intro but he went above and beyond it!
Definitely the best comedian that I've seen on this stage. Very thoughtful, innovative, and hilarious. 10/10
"Haha gotta hit his marks."
Kind of reminds me of Pete Davidson in the why he delivers his jokes.
i was thinking the same exact thing!
just wrote the same
Bro, I was tryna figure out who he reminded me of!! Thank you 😂
One of the most enjoyable, uplifting, insightful, and down to earth sets in a hot minute!
I’ve sincerely never seen myself in a comedian more than I do with this guy. He’s hilarious 😂 and beyond relatable.
My first time seeing this man. I can't wait for more.
This is one of the good ones Comedy Central
Nice set. Natural smooth hilarious chill delivery and brave topics. Hope to see more and bigger things! 🤙
I want more from this dude!! Funny but also positive what more u need
This guy is pretty funny I hope to see more of him
This is great, I want some more Ethan asap
I love how the microphone has a mask/hair net thing on 😂 Ethan is cool as hell 😎
This is hilarious 😂 First time hearing Ethan
I feel like this dude is the vanguard of a new style of comedy as far as content is concerned. I really liked his style and demeanor. Keep it up, bro!
the cop joke is gold! lmao
For some reason the side line "why you drinking Gatorade" made me laugh the hardest
Genuinely funny. We need more comedians like this.
Wholesome, quality content. Thank you. Im actually going to try to find more of this guy's sets.
Was chuckling throughout the whole set 😂
I LIKE THIS GUY💯
MORE OF HIM PLEASE
This was great! Looking forward to seeing more from him!
Thank you so much for putting this out you had me dying the whole time, I could totally see you selling out arenas brother 💯🤣😭
Oh my gawd this guy is hilarious! So glad I clicked on this! I hope to see a lot more of him! Great set dude!
That last joke had me dying even after the video went off, got my own sandwich 🥪 🤣
🤯😂🤦🏽♀️🤣🤔🥴😜
took me through everything LOL
*can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist*
I'm glad y'all posted this. Hilarious 😂
"I don't even call any fouls, they deserve it" 😂😂
That was great. Can't wait to see more of this dude.
The wayyy I love everything about him lmao he's got such a good energy and he's genuinely funny, pls post him more
One of my favorite sets in a long time
This dude is fresh funny and fearless! Big up! 😁
so cool and warming at the same time, thank you
haven't had a good one like this in a while!!
God have mercy on the world, the men are working through their issues with gunplay! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 that wasn’t men words that was for the rainbow fellas
The cop bit was hilarious man this was good and wholesome
he has the best energy
This guy is good! i love how he brought good humour to many social efforts
one of my new fav comics I love this man
Searching for your material now. You got the juice bruh.
This is a good, productive gun fight 🤣
Dope set. Let’s see more of this guy.
This was so good!
really enjoyed this! this dude is great
He killed it very dope i was laughing whole time
"...and that's how you become an ally." 😂👍
Crying in the Yoni. I never heard that before. lol...
Never heard " Yoni " !! Lol
Also never heard yoni 🤦🏿♂️
I like it
That’s the ancient word for poom-poom
I haven't laughed this hard from standup in at least a year. The doctor part kills me
one of my new favorite comedians
He said "Thats how you become an ally" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I try to watch every stand up channel. I try to watch every video. Haha. This guy has some talent! I'm fucking crying.
I loved it thank you
This guy is great. He had me cracking up
Urban Progressive Social Critiques and Observations. The future of comedy is bright once the pandemic is over
That high 5 lol perfect
This was amazing!
So surprisingly wonderful. Thought from the title it might be disrespectful to women but was wonderful and great content.
And that's how you become an ally! 😂
This guy is impressive going in I didnt know what to expect but he kept my attention and I was entertained peace to him hope he keeps growing it's not easy being up there
😂😂😂😂 great set. Really funny!
I lol’d hard at the sandwiches bit
Keep doing your thing fam!
Not sure if anyone else caught this...
But if my "foot doctor" called me a
"cat daddy" ...
I'm out
Same 🤣🤣🤣
"this the end times you just need to know everything" lmao
this was an incredibly uplifting comedy set
One of the best sets
No no no 🧐...this is glass.
This guy is hilarious 😂 hope he continues!
Killed it, Ethan :)
Get a lot of "Pete Davidson" vibes lol love it
Very good Ethan👏🏾👏🏾extremely unique and courageous 🤣🤣
this is one of the funniest sets ive seen oh my god
Lmaoo "i got daddy issues bow bow"
Ethan Simmons is really funny, hope to see more of his comedy soon ...
Love this
So good, this fella is strait ROFLCOPTER, love it
This guy is great! Damn man, cool dude.