Fighting Off a Bat in Your Hotel Room - Mike Yard - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @phoeberivers1472
    @phoeberivers1472 4 года назад +469

    I hope he gets a special soon, this guy is funny af

    • @Inappropriateradiotv
      @Inappropriateradiotv 2 года назад +1

      Yea I been cackling the whole time he needs a special 😂

  • @Erin-uz2gf
    @Erin-uz2gf 4 года назад +231

    'I don't believe in that fake air" hahahaha that's me! I get it

  • @timbo7873
    @timbo7873 4 года назад +134

    Man, I forgot about Mike Yard. He's been at this for a long time. A real pro.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Год назад +1

      I just discovered him.
      Do you have anything to recommend?

  • @projektaquarius
    @projektaquarius 4 года назад +310

    Dude downstairs: "just grab the bat"
    Me: "I guess the bat lives here now"

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 года назад +8

      You and I are spirit animals :-)

    • @Ungrievable
      @Ungrievable 4 года назад +5

      I'm Batman!

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 года назад +2

      @@Ungrievable :-)

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 года назад

      I mean, me too, but more because I love bats and would be thrilled to have one living in my house.

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 2 года назад

      @@RabblesTheBinx we had one living under our siding on the house. They poop a lot, like, a lot a lot. You don't want that lol

  • @bonganimthombeni3440
    @bonganimthombeni3440 4 года назад +138

    loved the Nigerian/African accent he did there at the end as an AFRICAN he nailed it and it's true we don't play around with mother nature

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 4 года назад +242

    Why haven't I heard of this guy before?
    Get him a show already!

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 года назад +6

      Agreed!

    • @HaylonHarroo87
      @HaylonHarroo87 4 года назад +11

      He was head writer of the short lived Nightly Show on Comedy Central.
      He could’ve used your white viewership back then when it was still on air

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад +5

      He’s a comedy writer

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад +3

      Van yup white people hated having a brown focused nightly news and commentary show

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 года назад +6

      @@HaylonHarroo87 My white self didn't have cable, so could not have viewed :-)

  • @DGot14U
    @DGot14U 4 года назад +358

    "First time this close ... ", let's her nod yes, " ... to a brother?"

  • @theomgsee8217
    @theomgsee8217 2 года назад +8

    “Where’s the bat?”
    “He’s in his room” 😂😂

  • @JevonMusicGroup
    @JevonMusicGroup 4 года назад +448

    He's like a more energetic Hannibal Burress... Good stuff!

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 4 года назад +14

      He's been around way before Hannibal.

    • @justinamaya1143
      @justinamaya1143 4 года назад +2

      Nuh uh

    • @VeniceTrojan
      @VeniceTrojan 4 года назад +5

      Actually what I was thinking too lol

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 4 года назад +32

      Y'all really need to find more Black people to compare other Black people to. 🙄

    • @Baloo_The_Bear
      @Baloo_The_Bear 4 года назад +3

      @@oRuTRa45 for real

  • @royclinton3368
    @royclinton3368 4 года назад +59

    " ...real quiet - like! " 😂😂😂😂

  • @futurocomics
    @futurocomics 4 года назад +16

    Always good to hear Mike talking about his personal war against heat.

  • @josegurrola9021
    @josegurrola9021 4 года назад +367

    IDGAF if the bat is gay💀

  • @Msbuddy08sej
    @Msbuddy08sej Год назад +1

    Glad I found him. Really funny. And basically clean. Props. Props.

  • @cjh9485
    @cjh9485 4 года назад +39

    Damn he’s funny. My dumbass decided to eat while watching this and damn near died chocking on my food while laughing.

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER 2 года назад +6

    That leopard bit had me in stitches 🤣👍🏻

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 4 года назад +28

    That was the funniest thing I've ever seen on this channel. Gonna look for more from this guy.

  • @ellie-tk4jy
    @ellie-tk4jy 3 года назад +3

    Honestly the best stand-ups (for me) are the best character performers as well. He's so good performing the role of the bat. I am in tears. He and Frantz Casseus need to blow up.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 года назад +51

    He’s in his room.

  • @lyndseymartin3617
    @lyndseymartin3617 3 года назад +6

    And why is this the 1st time I'm hearing about this guy? He's freaking brilliant. I haven't laughed like this in a long time. He's a genius

  • @jgrant4736
    @jgrant4736 4 года назад +45

    Gosh, I miss Mike Yard and Larry Wilmore of The Nightly Show. I still LOL when I watch Mike's older posts. I clicked as soon as I saw this post.

    • @TachirosLament
      @TachirosLament 4 года назад +3

      they were good, but i always felt like Yard was just better at actually executing the funny part. Wilmore's style came off more like a black Bill Maher, where he spends sooo much more time dealing with the crowd's reaction when a punchline just gets crowd gasps instead of laughter.

    • @Hun_Uinaq
      @Hun_Uinaq 3 года назад

      He does great stuff! I remember one time he had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt for a day or two. It was the one about a Jamaican as an American president. Oh, damn! That was funny!

  • @_ray225
    @_ray225 4 года назад +121

    This guy is very funny and yes we Africans don't f with animals.... Where I'm from, dogs are generally considered wild and if I see one I'm running 😂😂😂

    • @icywater5733
      @icywater5733 4 года назад

      Australia lmao?

    • @boog7429
      @boog7429 4 года назад +1

      S K Random Hood, USA

    • @vergespierre4271
      @vergespierre4271 2 года назад

      Its called genetic memory, we are( "black" races globally) are the oldest on the globe- we aint playing wit the bull

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 года назад +11

    Love the bat’s dialogue!

  • @JQuattro
    @JQuattro 4 года назад +17

    😂 I been waiting for more of this guy he’s hilarious

  • @hkbabel
    @hkbabel 4 года назад +18

    This is brilliant. made my morning :-)

  • @jblank377
    @jblank377 4 года назад +3

    I cannot get enough of him LOL. Sooo funny!!

  • @onurbsenutna1261
    @onurbsenutna1261 4 года назад +6

    Love Mike Yard! He's so underrated!

  • @letsworkk5014
    @letsworkk5014 4 года назад +28

    Mike Yard comedy legend

  • @En3rgyLee
    @En3rgyLee 4 года назад +26

    Lol oh hell yes, I ride in the car with window cracked and windows partially done. That fresh AC outside air is top notch!

  • @lamedullsville
    @lamedullsville 4 года назад +64

    ROFL. This is great storytelling. Yep.

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 года назад +2

      Yes, hope we see more of him!

  • @stephaniefraney3033
    @stephaniefraney3033 4 года назад +9

    My new favorite comedian!! He has my support 100% I hope he goes far in his career. He's not only hilarious but SO relatable!! Love you Mike Yard!!! 😍

  • @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman
    @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman 4 года назад +31

    Just pullin a live bat out on people yelling "Give me your money!"
    The bat's like "Yo give it to him! He aint fucking around!"
    This man is hilarious

  • @stevenfoster9402
    @stevenfoster9402 3 года назад +8

    This man had me crying laughing at the bat story 🤣

  • @mythoughtsonblank5769
    @mythoughtsonblank5769 3 года назад +2

    "that's just ridiculous, what you just said!" I fucking died

  • @derekvento6067
    @derekvento6067 4 года назад +5

    The ending was the best! Accent on point too!

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад +31

    That bat swore he found a nice cool cave

  • @moniquehunt4475
    @moniquehunt4475 4 года назад +14

    The bat routine is hilarious! 🦇🦇🦇 Yeah, the heat in Texas! TRUTH!😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️💯💯

  • @shaq_cairo
    @shaq_cairo 3 года назад +2

    I pray this guy makes it big bruh not many comedians make me laugh anymore but yiu're doing it man, fr

  • @harlemdeni
    @harlemdeni 4 года назад +8

    He had me at the 01:05 mark. Great set!

  • @bulletkidbones
    @bulletkidbones 4 года назад +2

    That Bat story had me laughing the hardest I've ever laughed in a while. I'm in tears

  • @Joe7416_
    @Joe7416_ 4 года назад +2

    That was brilliant. Brilliant. One of the few stand ups that top to bottom, seemed flawless

  • @christianibarra5244
    @christianibarra5244 3 года назад +2

    I lost it with his bat flying impersonation 😂

  • @sechabatheletsane9784
    @sechabatheletsane9784 4 года назад +14

    Geez! Why Mike yard almost never here Comedy Central. Give us another!

  • @MrLeifbob
    @MrLeifbob 4 года назад +10

    Funny as hell man 😂

  • @danderson8431
    @danderson8431 3 года назад +5

    As a San Antonio film maker, I can say that I once shot a film outdoors where for 10 days in a row we had triple digit weather. It’s insanely hot, but we’re used to it.

  • @rockwelaj
    @rockwelaj 4 года назад +4

    😂😂my window is cracked all the time!

  • @aqua1985rius
    @aqua1985rius 2 года назад +1

    This is fantastic! My Mom and I went on vacation in San Antonio when I was in fifth grade. We were enjoying the River Walk and the big bell started chiming and then suddenly the walkways immediately cleared. We couldn’t figure out where everyone was going, (we’re from Detroit btw). Then we were caught in a huge swarm of bats and took off running, much to the entertainment of everyone around us. One of the bats hit the back of my ponytail. Just screaming, running and making fools out of ourselves. Flash forward twenty years later and I was volunteer at a Michigan bat sanctuary and love those flying puppies! Never ever touch one if they get into your space though, that was bad advice. Just call a safe animal control center. 🦇💕

  • @TheDNAGroup
    @TheDNAGroup 4 года назад +4

    Lol. Thank god the weather just broke. Facts. My dad just told me that a cold front is coming through Houston... Bringing the temp down to 91.

  • @t1m3l0rd
    @t1m3l0rd 4 года назад +7

    Damn this set was solid gold. Lmao

  • @krakboston4659
    @krakboston4659 3 года назад +6

    The best comedy is when people are genuinely funny without writtens That Pilar bear jacket was hilarious little jokes like that just tell you about a person

  • @keonnewilliams9511
    @keonnewilliams9511 3 года назад +1

    This guy has me Cracking Up.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙

  • @thebeatnumber
    @thebeatnumber 4 года назад +25

    If the Bat was radioactive and it bit him, he'd become Batman.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 года назад +5

      Or more likely the bat would become Manbat

    • @jessability4338
      @jessability4338 4 года назад

      He'd become Batman but Mike ain't got time for that. Trying to save the city ON TOP OF running errands. GTFO :~)

    • @FarzynoMusic
      @FarzynoMusic 4 года назад

      Bat-Man

  • @xolaninqubezelo3091
    @xolaninqubezelo3091 4 года назад +4

    You're literally the funniest dude I've ever heard, oh man!

  • @diggarsa8614
    @diggarsa8614 3 года назад +1

    "real quiet like" 🤣

  • @ameenahsf
    @ameenahsf 4 года назад +33

    When your from San Antonio and all of this is accurate 😂. I feel famous adjacent just being from here now.

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 4 года назад +4

      All I could think about was Manu Ginobili swatting that bat at the Spurs game

    • @zilly724
      @zilly724 4 года назад

      Same.True.

    • @user-re4iz9hm9h
      @user-re4iz9hm9h 4 года назад

      For real!

    • @AnthonyLopez-xp6sh
      @AnthonyLopez-xp6sh 4 года назад

      Lol being born and raised from SA I can say his information is accurate af

  • @CabinOnTheWater
    @CabinOnTheWater 4 года назад +1

    Some of the freshest stuff I have heard in a long time. Bravo! Great job. Rarely do LOL but I did and it was great.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 года назад +28

    Selfish! 🤣🦇...leave him alone! He wasn’t hurting you! They eat mosquitoes!

  • @Jules_Juliani
    @Jules_Juliani 4 года назад +4

    Little did he know, that bat was his spirit animal.

  • @jalilfreeman-debrow
    @jalilfreeman-debrow 2 года назад

    Lol, African man impersonation had me rolling at the wrap up. Great finish. 👍🏾"Man is here in the Serangeti searching for leopard, I live here, I no mess with leopard" 😂🤣😭😭😭💀

  • @NYJ82Bklyn
    @NYJ82Bklyn 3 года назад +2

    Dude is hilarious!!!

  • @taylenday
    @taylenday 3 года назад +4

    This dude is crazy good! Gotta look to see if he has a special or something

  • @Sorendoisalive
    @Sorendoisalive 3 года назад +1

    LMFAOO the fruit bat 😂😂😭

  • @jaefrmbk2k
    @jaefrmbk2k 3 года назад +1

    underrated OG. accents on point 🎯

  • @marysab8865
    @marysab8865 4 года назад +5

    You don't sneak up in my window then I make you some coffee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hughesbalasanga9037
    @hughesbalasanga9037 3 года назад +1

    Netflix needs to give this man a special.

  • @wrightcodyj
    @wrightcodyj 4 года назад +11

    Man, Central Texas is full of bats! If I remember correctly Austin has one of the biggest bat populations in the US.

  • @AlwaysAng227
    @AlwaysAng227 4 года назад +16

    Hilarious!! My daughter said she has lived through 120 plus heat so she can’t give him a pass on the 105. 😂😘

    • @lehendrogrant6254
      @lehendrogrant6254 Год назад

      I agree with ur daughter. 105 ain't nuthn. I live here in Vegas. We averaged 117 for a week last year.

  • @audio_buck
    @audio_buck 3 года назад

    Wow, this set made my night. Mike Yard.

  • @baileymorris4990
    @baileymorris4990 4 года назад +10

    I live in texas and god this is so true

  • @enixword2637
    @enixword2637 3 года назад +1

    I’m African. I got tears in my eyes at the end 😂😂

  • @danponitlong
    @danponitlong 4 года назад +1

    MIKE YARD IS GOOD I ALWAYS LIKE LISTENING TO HIM, BECAUSE I LIKE TO LAUGH ALWAYS.

  • @lehendrogrant6254
    @lehendrogrant6254 Год назад +1

    Mike Yard is hilarious. "You want plantain"

  • @zhiriacook1790
    @zhiriacook1790 4 года назад +2

    As a homegrown San Antonian, 100% accurate lmaooo the hottest summer day can reach 110° 🥴😂💀

  • @SusiiUkraina
    @SusiiUkraina 3 года назад

    I love him 😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @theintellectual-visionaries
    @theintellectual-visionaries 4 года назад +4

    I’m not a bat grabber 😂😂

  • @CeeJayB25
    @CeeJayB25 3 года назад

    Sooo goood! New fav comedian

  • @elleret
    @elleret 3 года назад

    I lovvvvvve Mike Yard!

  • @beekind6267
    @beekind6267 11 месяцев назад

    Love mike yard!!

  • @angelaonly7983
    @angelaonly7983 4 года назад +1

    Oh, Yardie...so GOOD

  • @CTSV6.0-G37
    @CTSV6.0-G37 3 года назад +1

    🤣😂😂😂 this guy!! funny af

  • @butwhy...
    @butwhy... 3 года назад +1

    When the algorithm presents a Mike Yard bit it’s best to stop and enjoy.

  • @jaredgreen760
    @jaredgreen760 2 года назад

    Is the way he explains why he doesn't trust the air conditioner is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard. I legit rewatched it multiple times. And I definitely am going to do it again. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure I've seen every single mike yard clip on youtube. I wish there was more material available.

  • @SlappTaskeN
    @SlappTaskeN 4 года назад +1

    This is so great 😁

  • @michaelvaldez7884
    @michaelvaldez7884 4 года назад

    Underrated !!!!!!!

  • @christianbritton1362
    @christianbritton1362 Год назад

    So good!

  • @theoriginalloveandteavarie4285

    Beautiful King👑

  • @RabblesTheBinx
    @RabblesTheBinx 2 года назад

    0:55 As a Palm Springs resident of 20 years and a SoCal native, I can answer this question: we live here because everywhere else is too cold. It's gonna be 77°F (25°C, for you normal people) today, and it's _February._ 3 months of Hell is a worthwhile tradeoff for not ever having real cold.

  • @russellgilbert3453
    @russellgilbert3453 6 месяцев назад

    Never had a bat in my room, but...😂😂😂😂

  • @russellgilbert3453
    @russellgilbert3453 2 месяца назад

    Yo, Mike Yard, don't go to Vegas in Summer! 😂😂😂

  • @Kendratree
    @Kendratree 4 года назад

    This had me in tears! 😭

  • @jazziemerritt6542
    @jazziemerritt6542 3 года назад

    😂😂 I thought I was the only person to have the ac in and a window cracked

  • @firefly3585
    @firefly3585 4 года назад

    I love this guy

  • @Leconte.
    @Leconte. 4 года назад +1

    He's really good

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight 2 года назад

    This dude is really funny. Wow. That fruit bat joke was good.

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj 4 года назад +1

    Cracking a window with AC sounds like a waste of energy. Love the set though! Laughed so hard!😂🤣 we’ve got bats at my parents cabin. They’re cool!
    What happened to the bat?!

  • @tassianalee786
    @tassianalee786 4 года назад +2

    Doing my black duty! Ha 😂

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 3 года назад +1

    This guy makes me cry from laughing

  • @UncleBuckDallas
    @UncleBuckDallas 2 года назад

    Man, this guy is hilarious

  • @MegabeckX10k23
    @MegabeckX10k23 3 года назад

    This dude is hilarious!

  • @Otrebor0707
    @Otrebor0707 3 года назад +1

    Freakin’ hilarious!!

  • @BreitlingBeats
    @BreitlingBeats 4 года назад +2

    this guy is hilarious