THIS BROTHER IS FREAKING FUNNY. How is the crowd not just rolling around laughing?? Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off.Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off Greatly needed. greatly appreciated.
LOVE this material! Nobody else home but me, & my cackling may have frightened the neighbors! Not to mention, anyone approaching with a mind to rob my home
Bro.... I want to apologize for that. I didn't mean to call you tha B word. Thanks 😂 for using this in the stand up. 🙏🏼 💯 My girl does deserve it 😂 bro
"I think I'mma stay" and "stop robbing me "😂😂😂
That part 🤣🤣
Wild 😂😂😂😂😂
“Wow that was a nice open concept kitchen” fucking killed me
This dude is very quick with it, idk if he's practiced this set thousands of times 😂 but he's on point
“Some people pay for food, I cut out the middleman” - is simply brilliant
thats good jokes. dude did a half hour set in 12 minutes
Yeah, you learn to get in and out quick when you rob houses.
That’s a very good one😂
@@guaposneeze NICE! LOL
I came here to say this. His jokes are good but the delivery is off.
And only said 'hell yeah' 548 damn times. Go back to silently robbing houses ffs.
This guys material is perfect for skits or a tv show. He’s on fire !
Yeah I can see him in a writers room.
This dude killed it. I was laughing the whole time.
Facts hahahaha
www.youtube.com/@ethansimmons-patterson754
For sure. Had me rolling
Young legend😂😂😂😂😂
Beautiful day for the n word😂😂😂😂
They found all the bones?? 😂😂
Oh word?😂
"well I guess I'll go be a barista" 😂
"Hotpockets at Trevor locked in the basement," 😂😂😂😂
My new favorite comic! Never seen him before but I was crying the whole time. Almost too quick for the audience to even keep up! This guy has IT.
Same 😂😂
Wow that is an insane set just rapid fire laughs
I had to stop robbing houses when I seen one of my friends families photos on the fireplace. Well I stopped AFTER that house. 😂
Damn 😂
Was you invited or…
@@clyde._ nah I never been there before it just happened to be a spot I picked
😂😂😂😂 wild , should have left him a note saying “found you” 💀💀💀
@@Morelife876 😂
YO this dude was knocking the jokes out. That is a really hard speed. He did that.
Bro got Mark Normand pace. Doesn't skip a beat, back-to-back on every punch, & don't stop till the set time is up. Insanity honestly.
Similar pacing, but his cadence is so much more playful!
I could listen to him yap all day 😂
The delivery on "but you ended up stealing our hearts" 😂
I hope he gets more sets out there. His material is on point.
"ya'll found all the bones?" that killed me bruh
Hope he keeps going, looked up all his other material. Relatable as hell, funny as heaven
“Relatable as hell, funny as heaven” 👍 I like that 😁
the Pattersons are killing it in comedy
He's not related to Kam. But o also immediately thought this lol
@jmajic1 what a coinkydink huh?
He says yea just like him lol
"all the bones?" made me LOSE IT
His pacing was perfect. Just kept going i cudnt breathe 😂😂😂
I’ve been laughing long after my first watch. I came back to watch again, leave a thumbs up, and comment. Great set! 🤣🤣🤣
Ditto!
Or, ... SAME!
super talented I'd love to see more.
"They gotta be dead" for the 2girls1cup girls is too funny!! This guy's hilarious
Ethan is an Amazing comedian
Some ppl pay for food , I cut out the middle man 😂😂😂
A real pleasure to watch! I hope he goes far looking forward to seeing him again!
Nah the bones jokes really got me dawg. Amazing set man, love the energy
lmfaooo as someone who robbed houses with a bunch of friends growing up, i had the same experience 😂😂😂
Throwing Hot Pockets at Trevor 💀🤣🤣🤣
Personal growth... beautiful to witness.
On point with the internet differences 😂
This is like if Kevin Holland was in stand up instead of the UFC 😂
Yooooo the internet 😂😂😂😂
This dude killed it. Racial jokes without being an asshole. Racial truths in a way that is funny rather than just sad and shitty.
Fire set. Refreshing to hear rapid fire talent. Keep at it bro
I'm cracking up! I normally don't get excited for new (to me) comedians but he's hilarious.
Rapid fire, this was gooooood! 🙌🏼
So good to see this funny dude still at it!!!!
THIS BROTHER IS FREAKING FUNNY.
How is the crowd not just rolling around laughing??
Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off.Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off
Greatly needed. greatly appreciated.
That Man’s A Beast ! Punchline after punchline !!
LOVE this material! Nobody else home but me, & my cackling may have frightened the neighbors! Not to mention, anyone approaching with a mind to rob my home
Great set
"Just throwin hot pockets down the stairs at Trevor." 😂
"What are they tryna communicate to eachother?"🤣
"Stop robbing my house." 💀
Can't wait to see this dude blow up. I was laughing the whole set.
Stop robbing my fucking house 😂😂😂
“I don’t rob houses anymore..I live in New York, now I rob studio apartments”
This guys hilarious. I usually get tired of racial humor, but this dude hits it perfect. 👌
I Turned Around He Had A Labrador Retriever In His Hands 🤣🤣 💀
This is by far one of the best sets from this generation of comics. This guy is going to be big!
Love this guy, gotta add him to my favorite comedians
11:04 I’m so glad I voided those people like the plague. Thank the gods I never saw it. Also I loved your set. Brilliant.
Walking against wind 😂
" I think I'm stay " while robbing a house is crazy 😂
Everything he said was so funny and well delivered, didn’t have boring filler phase at all
This whole thing is creative 😭😭😭
“Some people pay for food, I cut out the middleman” spit out my water lmao
This man’s a comedic genius!
Incredible pacing of jokes. Absolutely killer set
Straight up funny he killed this had me and my girl crying about the bears
The archaeologist part is killing me 😂
loved it. that bear joke was good.!!!
I wasn't expecting to laugh the entire time, but he killed it! Pleasantly surprised!
LOVED HIM!
Looking forward to seeing more of this comedian! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
He got a laugh out of me. He pushed thr cringe line into relatable. Lol
Im really impressed that he’s still alive given his past career choices 😂
bears playing spades is wild
Hey man keep the racism out, a black man is as good as a child squirrels, is as good as a white Christmas
Great job Ethan nonstop laughs😂😂😂
Bro.... I want to apologize for that. I didn't mean to call you tha B word. Thanks 😂 for using this in the stand up. 🙏🏼 💯
My girl does deserve it 😂 bro
He was talking about you?😂
@@supadave3210 yes 😂 my rap music 🎶 #johnnyx100 tells the story
Great material dudes funny af
Definitely needs to write for sitcoms
Now you’re stealing our hearts 🤣🤣
This guy is actually good . Seems like he got never ending material
The first little bit took a sec to hook me... BUT THEN I WAS HOOKED! 😂👏🏾
brilliant set 😂😂 rolling from start to finish
This guy is super funny and seems hella cool
Brilliant stuff
Right off the bat
❤
Wish it was longer!
That's what she said
The whole set was God-tier but the 2 Girls 1 Cup mention though 😂🤣😂
Man this was both hilarious and like telling a story.
Genius. Never heard of this guy before, but he’s a master 💪🏽
Lmao he definitely killed it🤣👍🏾
Bars!! I'm a fan.
I need more of this guys jokes 😂
I'm loving how comedy is finally moving away from "black rooms"... These dudes are killing it, in every room they find themselves in
Sus comment
@@PurpPrince Pointing out the overt segregation that used to exist in comedy, is now "sus"... You must be twelve, and/or mentally deficient 😂
Hella funny!! I was literally laughing out loud, thanks!!
This guy is seriously hilarious
Killer jokes
We have Kim Paterson at home
I randomly found this and was a solid 7/10 😂❤
10/10
He's got talent!
Great Job! Def need more!
Bro the thumbnail made me think Chief Keef tried doing stand up
I love weird interactions too
He is on 🔥
I’m not sure the statute of limitations on BNE so I’m just gonna say I found this hilarious for reasons.
Is he the clean Kam Patterson
I saw the name, then the title…. Then I heard the “elyeah” and was waiting for the rock to come out of his pocket! 😂
@@CoachRobertMadole LMAO the KT reference
Yo this guy was FUNNY, he better be goin places