“I Look Like a Beer” - Sean Patton - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

Комментарии • 105

  • @Smiley-Coyote
    @Smiley-Coyote 6 месяцев назад +20

    One of my favorite comedians I've ever watched, Sean Patton has never failed to make me laugh, I was busting up during this. 😂😂😂

  • @travisinthetrunk
    @travisinthetrunk 6 месяцев назад +114

    I’m so excited for this I’m practically cumin!

    • @justme-gd4gq
      @justme-gd4gq 6 месяцев назад

      It's CUMIN!!!

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran 6 месяцев назад

      *Stares angrily, with a look that can only be called 'murderfuck'...

    • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
      @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 6 месяцев назад +8

      Bro

    • @C8zzzD
      @C8zzzD 6 месяцев назад +9

      Also... great ref to another great special of his

    • @justme-gd4gq
      @justme-gd4gq 6 месяцев назад

      It's CUMIN!!

  • @C4RI5T0
    @C4RI5T0 6 месяцев назад +13

    He got himself a new fan, this man is smart and funny

    • @maxorozco3314
      @maxorozco3314 6 месяцев назад

      Watch his older stuff, he's hilarious

  • @exceladon7647
    @exceladon7647 6 месяцев назад +4

    A Jansport of curly fries is a mental image that I didn't know I wasn't ready for.

  • @paulfirenze7213
    @paulfirenze7213 6 месяцев назад +3

    Great set! Awesome jokes, fresh material. Def worth watching.

  • @JakeEpooh
    @JakeEpooh 6 месяцев назад +7

    This guy's legitimately funny.

  • @pelletfunner6701
    @pelletfunner6701 5 месяцев назад +1

    Real talent! Intelligent and brave! Loved this set!

  • @robertaann1985
    @robertaann1985 6 месяцев назад +16

    Haha I remember the 90’s edibles bahahaha

  • @benjaminstacy3227
    @benjaminstacy3227 4 месяца назад +4

    Fun fact: Ulysses S Grant, the general who led the Union to victory was from Ohio…

  • @Magiccc
    @Magiccc 5 месяцев назад +4

    New Sean Patton means it's a wonderful day

  • @paul3030
    @paul3030 6 месяцев назад +18

    This video deserves a higher “like to view ratio”.

  • @Gguy061
    @Gguy061 2 месяца назад +1

    I lived in rural west Tennessee for 25 years. The south doesn't suck. It's just misunderstood. The south is like that grandma who spoils you. Super nice and has a big heart, but you don't wanna hear it's opinion on capital punishment

  • @rileyratcliff3112
    @rileyratcliff3112 3 месяца назад

    This special is unhinged and I love it.

  • @orawal
    @orawal 3 месяца назад

    Always been epic funny. Def dont miss his clip"KID OWNER" 😂

  • @carylshawver
    @carylshawver 3 месяца назад +1

    He looks like a young santa claus lol

  • @ryanthoms
    @ryanthoms 5 месяцев назад

    I love this dude 😂

  • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
    @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 6 месяцев назад +1

    Love this guy

  • @JanelleBearden246
    @JanelleBearden246 6 месяцев назад +1

    When he said he wanted negative gas’s mileage to go back in time I LOST IT!

  • @FlairBunnyWyrd
    @FlairBunnyWyrd 29 дней назад

    F$&k it up February 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wiscobiscuit
    @Wiscobiscuit 6 месяцев назад +2

    This dude is fucking killing it!

  • @999pludoe
    @999pludoe 6 месяцев назад +4

    Can yall post the old Comedy Central Presents about the Goldie Locks joke

  • @carlosrodriguez-xt1ug
    @carlosrodriguez-xt1ug 6 месяцев назад +2

    And I'm sitting here eating/drinking 3,000mg-Nano like its nothing.

  • @RamiJames
    @RamiJames 6 месяцев назад

    Dude killed it.

  • @dougcensorabner
    @dougcensorabner 6 месяцев назад +3

    If a beer could turn into a human being it'd be Jim Breuer

    • @walteranderson7540
      @walteranderson7540 6 месяцев назад +2

      Breuer doesn’t drink my vote would be Stanhope lol😂

  • @victorg007
    @victorg007 6 месяцев назад +1

    Jack Black #1 Fan🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ALLO5444
    @ALLO5444 6 месяцев назад +2

    The “Fucking a Man” part I remember from game grumps in one of the Mario 64 episodes I’m pretty sure
    (To clarify I’m not accusing of stealing just something I noticed)

  • @GoBeavs92
    @GoBeavs92 5 месяцев назад

    Artie Dang is hilarious😂

  • @MichaelBrown-ff3go
    @MichaelBrown-ff3go 6 месяцев назад +2

    Cows don't sleep standing up

  • @Kamariajohnson-hc4bs
    @Kamariajohnson-hc4bs 6 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 na dude is funny. First time watching him

  • @mattdonalds9996
    @mattdonalds9996 6 месяцев назад +9

    Texas is Southern, but without the hospitality.

    • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
      @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 6 месяцев назад

      So, there’s no difference…

    • @mattdonalds9996
      @mattdonalds9996 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 well I'm fairly older, but these days probably not honestly. Some of the older people outside of Texas and in the South are likely to still have hospitality. But I agree it is getting rarer and rarer.

    • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
      @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 6 месяцев назад

      @@mattdonalds9996 fairly older than who?
      Southern hospitality never existed. Unless it was to other white people.
      Was just a lie to make people forget they owned slaves

    • @mgpd20155
      @mgpd20155 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hold up our state motto is friendship. You encounter a born bred Texan were some of the nicest people till you hit fafo. I agree not everyone here goes by this but there so many transplants now you never know who your actually talking to. Were getting outnumbered to be honest and the cities are just bad at this point. But go to the hill country or some desert towns on a weekend and you'll meet the nicest and best folks. Plus support smaller communities.

    • @mattdonalds9996
      @mattdonalds9996 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@mgpd20155 your state motto sucks.
      Find a better one.

  • @MikeTheSeeker1961
    @MikeTheSeeker1961 6 месяцев назад

    Fan Freaking Tastic 😂😂😂❤

  • @gr1nder07
    @gr1nder07 6 месяцев назад

    Comedians really do have good track of time. He said "for the last 7 minutes or so seconds before the 7 minute mark

  • @bruhmanjones-xz8vv
    @bruhmanjones-xz8vv 4 месяца назад

    “They touch children. I do not” YEAH BROTHER

  • @Jbsavage201
    @Jbsavage201 5 месяцев назад

    Lmfao 😂

  • @ColoradoKeith
    @ColoradoKeith 6 месяцев назад

    New stuff from the Pat

  • @DonnieCaves
    @DonnieCaves 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sir, not everyone in texas yells wahooo 😂

  • @BabsMcQueen
    @BabsMcQueen 6 месяцев назад +2

    You understand?

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 6 месяцев назад

      I don't think he understands how annoying it is when people constantly say that for no reason. At least 7 times.
      He had a pretty bad problem with saying "you know" and "you know what i mean" (9:27 here he says them 5x in 25 seconds) but the understand one is oddly off-putting.
      Yes, we understand

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sean needs an hour-long special, ASAP

    • @ryanschrillacomedy
      @ryanschrillacomedy 6 месяцев назад

      You seen "Number One" yet?

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 6 месяцев назад

      @@ryanschrillacomedy Not yet, I haven’t

    • @ryanschrillacomedy
      @ryanschrillacomedy 6 месяцев назад +1

      @globetrekker86 you should, it's really good. A definite example of his type of comedy. Give it a watch.

  • @neen42
    @neen42 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ohio's not all bad, just most of it.

  • @TheEducator310
    @TheEducator310 6 месяцев назад

    LAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @nickolesmurray7442
    @nickolesmurray7442 6 месяцев назад

    I've driven from Houston to Orlando, saw more confederate flags driving from Dubois to Salamanca. Felt pretty at home. XD

  • @YuriJordano
    @YuriJordano 3 месяца назад

    I stopped the video and Google "how many catholic priests have" 😂 no surprises 😅

  • @-a-l-t-
    @-a-l-t- 5 месяцев назад

    it's interesting funny. some good funny no doubt. good funny.
    just interesting.

  • @justinmas299
    @justinmas299 6 месяцев назад

    Funny dude

  • @durellbroadnax5196
    @durellbroadnax5196 6 месяцев назад

    Choose a side 😂

  • @IATDOA
    @IATDOA 6 месяцев назад

    i think i misread the title lol

  • @aaronlemaster3281
    @aaronlemaster3281 Месяц назад

    He looks like if lary the cabel guy and Jack black had an illigetament love child.

  • @BIGFOOT-ENT.
    @BIGFOOT-ENT. 6 месяцев назад +1

    It hurt to be the 421st like but it had to be done

  • @terrywade-j5q
    @terrywade-j5q 6 месяцев назад

    Texas used to be an Indian Nation

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 6 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CERTAIND00M
    @CERTAIND00M 5 месяцев назад

    Know why you see more Confederate flags in Ohio than Louisiana?
    Because there are black people in Louisiana.

  • @ChenaStarBoy
    @ChenaStarBoy 6 месяцев назад

    Lmaoo

  • @Steve-hj6xv
    @Steve-hj6xv 6 месяцев назад +2

    His first joke about pot brownies was pretty good, the first time I heard it, over the course of the last decade as it's been woven in, as filler material, by dozens of other comics.

  • @jonofthehill
    @jonofthehill 5 месяцев назад

    Being from Iowa even though it’s an art college, I go to thank you for the shout out For Grinnell College

  • @jenniferkidd3600
    @jenniferkidd3600 6 месяцев назад +1

    You are too funny for the drug jokes. Keep the geographical stuff. It's hilarious, unique and intelligent

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 6 месяцев назад

    I'm cumin!

  • @Thekowaikaiju
    @Thekowaikaiju 6 месяцев назад

    Real northerners are tougher than ya southerners :p

  • @kevinprather9478
    @kevinprather9478 6 месяцев назад

    I want to apologize for Ohio. Being born here makes it seem odd that I don't support the ignorant stuff.

  • @frozengamer3030
    @frozengamer3030 6 месяцев назад

    This guy looks like Q

  • @chriskukowski398
    @chriskukowski398 6 месяцев назад

    Dude what's going on with his top teeth...?? He doesn't look as real as he used too.

  • @LibertyHawk71
    @LibertyHawk71 5 месяцев назад

    I like his bit about Andrew Dice Clay turning into Joe Biden.

  • @kimberlytyler1560
    @kimberlytyler1560 2 месяца назад

    Had high hopes. Didn’t laugh once 😞

  • @KitC916
    @KitC916 6 месяцев назад

    Not taking fitness advice from this guy.

  • @cecehopkins4663
    @cecehopkins4663 6 месяцев назад

    Such foul language... unnecessary

    • @xpogosam9690
      @xpogosam9690 6 месяцев назад +4

      Womp womp

    • @dougm7744
      @dougm7744 6 месяцев назад +8

      Watching / listening is a choice 😊

    • @neen42
      @neen42 6 месяцев назад +3

      Stay on RUclips for kids