Scp 3497 "The Scoundrels" Object Class: Keter Description: Scp 3497 appear to be 5 humanoid creatures. They are all identical. They are all 6'3" and all seem to be Russian. Scp 3497 will manifest in Mann Co. facilities where there is only one living person. If someone approaches Scp 3497 will cause them to maintain eye contact on said person. If anyone is to pass Scp 3497, one of them will create a sound that resembles an air raid siren and proceed to follow the person who has passed them, who will be referred to Scp 3497-A. If Scp 3497 catches up to Scp 3497-A they will proceed to punch them with their fist until Scp 3497-A is dead. Once Scp 3497-A is confirmed dead, Scp 3497 will proceed to manifest somewhere elsewhere with the correct requirements. Scp 3497 do not seem to need to consume food, due to the fact that whenever the kill someone, they do not seem to eat their remains. Special Containment Procedures: Due to Scp 3497's unpredictable nature, Scp facilities are set at every single Mann Co. facility. Walls surround the perimeter of the facilities and cameras are inside. In order to keep Scp 3497 in one facility for a long period of time, one D-Class must be in every facility. D-Class are given orders to stay in the facility and not to interact with Scp 3497. If D-Class dies, another D-Class is to immediately replace the former D-Class.
If 3497 were to escape the containment area The termonuclear war head must be detonated in order to eliminate all of the site and wait for another apernce
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws of Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers. He has made judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our People, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended legislation: For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from Punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with Power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy of the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free People. Nor have We been wanting in attention to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the Protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
SCP 7700 Object class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: All known instances of SCP 7700 are to be kept in the Team Fortress Two Mann vs. Machine Server, "---------" at all times. This map is to rotate the MvM Mission every 30 minutes, and under no circumstances is to be shutdown. No one at any time is to be allowed the passcode to this server other then for testing. All testing must be allowed by a Senior Researcher. Description: SCP 7700 are 5 clients playing the game Team Fortress 2, and are playing as the Heavy from said game. Upon initial sight ingame, they will perform a list of anomalous actions, including but not limited to: -Standing in a straight, unmoving line -Keeping complete eye-contact on the "target" (SCP 7700-1) -Playing a Tornado Siren over the game's voice chat, and pursuing SCP 7700-1 After prolonged exposure to SCP 7700, SCP 7700-1 will create a kill bind, and use it seemingly at random, though not always and can follow a pattern. SCP 7700-1 may attempt to befriend SCP 7700 by committing actions they deem favorable, for instance creating a "Dispenser" or throwing down one of the game's lunchbox items. The longer that SCP 7700-1 is exposed to SCP 7700, the more suicidal they become. After approximately an hour and twenty minutes, they will find the fastest and most comedic way to kill themselves, possibly to recreate the comical kill-binds ingame.
Dr [REDACTED]'s proposal : Special containment procedures : The 5 scoundrels are to be kept in a 10 X 10 X 10 m box made of bulletproof titanium , they're to be given a minigun and shotgun replica to prevent a "rage state" , An alarm should be rang should the scoundrels reach their rage state.
@@jack_thehat_rack8481 Nah It's clearly Apollyon Here: Dr.[REDACTED]'s Proposal Bronze SCP-34797088 Object Class : Apollyon Nickname : the scoundrels Special containment procedures : SCP 34797088 Should be contained in a 15x15x15 box with rounded edges , these walls should display a holographic version of various mvm maps that change every one hour . They're to freely roam the site under constant observation from MTF [REDACTED] . Should the scoundrels attack ,everyone should calmly walk out if the facility and call a MTF force . Any one lost to SCP-37497088 should be declared KIA. If SCP-34797088 strays two hundred (200) meters from the site all available forces should evacuate all humans to [REDACTED] in [REDACTED] and if required use SCP-2000 (Deus ex Machina) Description : SCP-37497088 seems to be 5 Fat Russian men, should be mentioned that the SCP-37497088 isn't an object it's just a codename the true SCPs are divided between SCP-37497088-1 to SCP-37497088-5. SCP-37497088 is contained in a special site in [REDACTED] , named site [REDACTED]. They're notorious for being a nuisance and killing people via memetic abilities. As it seems that SCP-37497088 has punches faster than the speed of light and having unlimited power containment is not possible.
i think you all think of this SCP concept wrong, not everything has to be a killing machine to be entertaining and the scoundrels, if they were SCPs, would have to be contained in TF2 somehow.
Reminds me of how everyone left the MvM server my friend and I were playing on except this one idle player. We ended up running around the map and then playing hide and seek. After like one hour, the idle player returned and joined our game of hide and seek.
I’ve been playing MVM lately and I’ve met a ton of toxic people and people who just leave on the last round. This video reminds me of the beauty that can be found.
@@the_actual_alex toxicity will always be around even when they're done playing csgo they will always be here. I hate them too. Dicking around in tf2 with a bunch of friends is my favorite thing in the world and people just come in and ruin it. Even tho a whole server can go friendly. There always that one guy... I 100% get your point tho. MVM should in my opinion be taken seriously as most coop modes that I've played in other games aren't
The scoundrels, no longer satisfied with duking it out with confused Scouts, migrate to the land PvE to confuse their fellow comrades and steal their lunch money. Truly the most majestic of creatures.
SCP-1337 [Scoundrel] Class: Keter SCP 1337 takes the shape of a heavy, and is usually followed by three others of the same type. Nobody knows why they exist, or where they came from, but you should never take your eyes off of them for more than 3 seconds, as they will mimic the sound of a siren, and give chase after their new victim. Either causing them to commit [REDACTED] or kill them in a way such as punching, or [REDACTED]
Dear soundsmith and the rest of the scoundrel gang, i have a request for your next episode. Play as a T-posing class, and when someone spots you, use your soundboard to play Half life 2 radio song. It's going to be extremely eerie, so be warned.
I was going to buy a ammo canteen, but I was 1 credit short, because the price was inflated to 11 credits. SoundSmith is a menace, and must be stopped. #fuckusound mith
SCP 3490788 (A.K.A The Scoundrels) Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: All servers of Team Fortress 2 are to be monitored at all times. If SCP 3490788 is found in a server, that server must be shut down until SCP 349088 is found in another server. That server should be shut down and the other server must be fixed and turned back on. Description: SCP 3490788 can be found in the game Team Fortess 2 as a group of 5 in the class of character "Heavy", named SCP 3490788-A to SCP 3490788-E prospectively. These "Heavy's" have certain in game weapons and cosmetics making them the sub-class of "Fat Scout".These characters have the in-games that may change depending on the server. If any other character tries to communicate with SCP 3490788, they will turn aggressive and either start punching the character to death or shooting the character with their shotguns. Any damages to the characters are also suffered by the person playing these characters no matter where they are. Video Log (Context; D-///// was put in a server with SCP 3490788. She was told to walk towards SCP 3490788 and to attack them) D-/////: Do I really have to play a stupid game? Dr./////: Yes, it is needed to help us figure out how to stop this SCP D-/////: Sighs* Fiiinnneee *Buttons are heard as she attempts to play* Dr./////: Your getting good at this D-/////: Thanks. . .Wait. . .What are those? Dr./////: Those are the SCP. Please attack them D-/////: Ok *She attacked them and punching sounds can be heard* D-/////: Ow! Ah! Ack! Dr./////: You seem to be suffering the effects of this SCP *A shotgun can be heard from the game and D-///// can be seen covered in bruises and cuts with a large hole in her chest* Dr./////: Hm *SCP 3490788 stod their and looked at the dead character* *Log End* (Hope y'all enjoy)
"SCP-4984-J" "Item #: SCP-4984-J The Scoundrels Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-4984 are to be monitored by remotely operated drones. All areas where SCP-4984 are seen are to be closed off and guarded by armed personnel at all times. All civilians are to be told that the area is off limits due to unsafe structural conditions. Description: SCP-4984 A-E is a small group of large muscular humanoids with exaggerated features. They are easily distracted by food. Particularly sandwiches grab its attention. If and aggression is acted upon them they will begin to beat the aggressor until death occurs. If the person they are watching walks away they will begin to chase them while SCP-4984-A will begin emitting a sound not dissimilar to a tornado siren. Addendum: Avoid or distract with food."
This is what I wrote: Dr.[REDACTED]'s Proposal Bronze SCP-34797088 Object Class : Apollyon Nickname : the scoundrels Special containment procedures : SCP 34797088 Should be contained in a 15x15x15 box with rounded edges , these walls should display a holographic version of various mvm maps that change every one hour . They're to freely roam the site under constant observation from MTF [REDACTED] . Should the scoundrels attack ,everyone should calmly walk out if the facility and call a MTF force . Any one lost to SCP-37497088 should be declared KIA. If SCP-34797088 strays two hundred (200) meters from the site all available forces should evacuate all humans to [REDACTED] in [REDACTED] and if required use SCP-2000 (Deus ex Machina) Description : SCP-37497088 seems to be 5 Fat Russian men, should be mentioned that the SCP-37497088 isn't an object it's just a codename the true SCPs are divided between SCP-37497088-1 to SCP-37497088-5. SCP-37497088 is contained in a special site in [REDACTED] , named site [REDACTED]. They're notorious for being a nuisance and killing people via memetic abilities. As it seems that SCP-37497088 has punches faster than the speed of light and having unlimited power containment is not possible.
Can also be distracted by temporarily by large, stationary pieces of technology. However, this level of concentration is minimal, and the appearance of another sentient lifeform will most likely cause them to either lose interest in the device entirely, or demand the creation of another one.
I call making The Scoundrels an actual SCP. If there already made on the website then screw it I'll go somewhere else and make them exist. They must become canon SCP's
Seeing 5 heavies just stare into your soul without any movement is just as terrifying as AHIT Subcon Forest Act 4, Bugsnax ending, Iron Lung and MC Cave Sounds
So uh, funny story, a friend of mine gave me this nickname a few years ago. My friend showed me a screenshot from here and I had to do a double take. It's even worse because whenever I play TF2 I play as Heavy. So uh, that's a massive coincidence.
SCP-3497088 Object Class: Keter Containment Procedures: No containment measures have been found that are able to contain SCP-3497088. If sighted, all personnel and/or civilians in a 10-mile radius are to immediately be evacuated. Description: SCP-3497088 is a collection of entities resembling the character "Heavy" from the 2007 video game "Team Fortress 2", labeled SCP-3497088-1 through -5. Upon seeing another human or humanoid, they will encircle them, make a sound similar to a loud siren, and either kill the victim or cause the victim to kill themselves.
I had two tabs open. I had another one of your vids and this. I was watching the other one first. I thought I had paused this video. As I'm watching the other, I hear the siren from the beginning. I pause the other to make a joke in my head of "When you pause the video and the siren still plays." Then I heard the siren still going. I swear, time stopped as I tried to figure out if it was real or not. Turns out, I didn't pause this. Not my finest moment.
Alright, so the scoundrels are now oficially registered as SCP-4894-J. However, due to the negative ratings, it will be deleted in 12 hours Keep in mind that there's an SCP (789-J) that's just a ghost that lives in a toilet and travels through ass. That is apparently funny enough to stay.
@@silvesby Well the original's deleted, however I found a fan-made entry on amino. Hope that'll do aminoapps.com/c/scp-foundation/page/item/scp-6982-j-the-notorious-scoundrels/6mGR_JgSYIKWpK3V6EmYzKNpzzaK4dlKw8
Some say,even now, soundmith lives in the deepest corners of mvm attempting to sell duped shovels, and whilst he’s alone looks upon his football helm... and puts it back because it’s a football helmet.
![[TF2] The Notorious Scoundrels](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KuEhig8tm08/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TF2] The Notorious Scoundrels](/img/tr.png)
![[TF2] MvM Shenanigans - The Money Heavy](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sTcMf4ggHhE/mqdefault.jpg)
Mom says it’s my turn to artificially inflate the price of mvm upgrades
At first I didn’t get this
*Then I was awakened to the duped shovel*
#fuckusoundmith
Bat Lord ok mr fortnite fan
EUROPE someone clearly didn’t watch the video
@@umbrolly3725 #soundsmithsolvescancerismemes
"Sentro, no!"
"SENTRO YES!"
Gets me every time
12:15 for people looking for it
Same
Scp 3497 "The Scoundrels"
Object Class: Keter
Description:
Scp 3497 appear to be 5 humanoid creatures. They are all identical. They are all 6'3" and all seem to be Russian. Scp 3497 will manifest in Mann Co. facilities where there is only one living person. If someone approaches Scp 3497 will cause them to maintain eye contact on said person. If anyone is to pass Scp 3497, one of them will create a sound that resembles an air raid siren and proceed to follow the person who has passed them, who will be referred to Scp 3497-A. If Scp 3497 catches up to Scp 3497-A they will proceed to punch them with their fist until Scp 3497-A is dead. Once Scp 3497-A is confirmed dead, Scp 3497 will proceed to manifest somewhere elsewhere with the correct requirements. Scp 3497 do not seem to need to consume food, due to the fact that whenever the kill someone, they do not seem to eat their remains.
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to Scp 3497's unpredictable nature, Scp facilities are set at every single Mann Co. facility. Walls surround the perimeter of the facilities and cameras are inside. In order to keep Scp 3497 in one facility for a long period of time, one D-Class must be in every facility. D-Class are given orders to stay in the facility and not to interact with Scp 3497. If D-Class dies, another D-Class is to immediately replace the former D-Class.
If 3497 were to escape the containment area
The termonuclear war head must be detonated in order to eliminate all of the site and wait for another apernce
Containment upate: they now have weapons and apparently are fighting combat automation
Dear god
tell me someone commited to the bit and put this in the databanks update the number has already been used
[Redacted] passed one of the SCP heavys [Redacted] shot the leader heavy every heavy in site
[Redacted] all ran after him
The scoundrels using the dispenser command is every engineer’s worst fear. Apart from spies
For anyone asking who was who, I was the one with the football helmet.
I was also the one with the football helmet.
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws of Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our People, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from Punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with Power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy of the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free People.
Nor have We been wanting in attention to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the Protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
neat
Thanks guys I wouldn’t have known who is who
What is the name of Bearded Expenses Stand?
The heavy scoundrels is still one of my favorite memes ever made
It *is* the greatest meme ever created
pp rat king
Niiue hmm, a possible contender.
It's an SCP as well now
Plant_btw yt Wait, what’s the number?
2:49
Soundsmith and friends saying Heavy is Ded before it was famous
hang on he says heavy is dead on 2:49
heavy is dead has 2 mins and 50 secs
*hol up*
@@adummyguy ah yes . Its all coming together now
3:55
“Poot dispenser here!”
“Poot dispenser here!”
“Poot dispenser here!”
“Poot dispenser here!”
“Poot dispenser here!”
*”Yeah!”*
SCP 7700
Object class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All known instances of SCP 7700 are to be kept in the Team Fortress Two Mann vs. Machine Server, "---------" at all times. This map is to rotate the MvM Mission every 30 minutes, and under no circumstances is to be shutdown. No one at any time is to be allowed the passcode to this server other then for testing. All testing must be allowed by a Senior Researcher.
Description: SCP 7700 are 5 clients playing the game Team Fortress 2, and are playing as the Heavy from said game. Upon initial sight ingame, they will perform a list of anomalous actions, including but not limited to:
-Standing in a straight, unmoving line
-Keeping complete eye-contact on the "target" (SCP 7700-1)
-Playing a Tornado Siren over the game's voice chat, and pursuing SCP 7700-1
After prolonged exposure to SCP 7700, SCP 7700-1 will create a kill bind, and use it seemingly at random, though not always and can follow a pattern. SCP 7700-1 may attempt to befriend SCP 7700 by committing actions they deem favorable, for instance creating a "Dispenser" or throwing down one of the game's lunchbox items. The longer that SCP 7700-1 is exposed to SCP 7700, the more suicidal they become. After approximately an hour and twenty minutes, they will find the fastest and most comedic way to kill themselves, possibly to recreate the comical kill-binds ingame.
i discovered most of this where is my credit
i was the engineer at 0:30
Dr [REDACTED]'s proposal :
Special containment procedures :
The 5 scoundrels are to be kept in a 10 X 10 X 10 m box made of bulletproof titanium , they're to be given a minigun and shotgun replica to prevent a "rage state" ,
An alarm should be rang should the scoundrels reach their rage state.
Nah this is clearly a keter
@@jack_thehat_rack8481 Nah It's clearly Apollyon
Here:
Dr.[REDACTED]'s Proposal
Bronze SCP-34797088
Object Class : Apollyon
Nickname : the scoundrels
Special containment procedures :
SCP 34797088 Should be contained in a 15x15x15 box with rounded edges , these walls should display a holographic version of various mvm maps that change every one hour .
They're to freely roam the site under constant observation from MTF [REDACTED] . Should the scoundrels attack ,everyone should calmly walk out if the facility and call a MTF force .
Any one lost to SCP-37497088 should be declared KIA.
If SCP-34797088 strays two hundred (200) meters from the site all available forces should evacuate all humans to [REDACTED] in [REDACTED] and if required use SCP-2000 (Deus ex Machina)
Description :
SCP-37497088 seems to be 5 Fat Russian men, should be mentioned that the SCP-37497088 isn't an object it's just a codename the true SCPs are divided between SCP-37497088-1 to SCP-37497088-5.
SCP-37497088 is contained in a special site in [REDACTED] , named site [REDACTED].
They're notorious for being a nuisance and killing people via memetic abilities.
As it seems that SCP-37497088 has punches faster than the speed of light and having unlimited power containment is not possible.
i think you all think of this SCP concept wrong, not everything has to be a killing machine to be entertaining and the scoundrels, if they were SCPs, would have to be contained in TF2 somehow.
Soundsmith predicted the SFM animation "Heavy is dead"
And to all the people saying its a gmod animation. Calm your big brains down.
Or inspired it
@@Astraaaaaaaaaaa cant tell if this is a joke or not
@@jrirch2089 i cant either
@@Astraaaaaaaaaaa me too
Sfm? Gmod animation
Reminds me of how everyone left the MvM server my friend and I were playing on except this one idle player. We ended up running around the map and then playing hide and seek. After like one hour, the idle player returned and joined our game of hide and seek.
I used to like soundsmith, but then he made mvm videos and the prices of shovel upgrades skyrocket #fucksound mith
soundmith
@@sleeeepyy_ no the meme is #fucksound mith
#fucksound mith moment right here
Hoovies stalking their prey and launch an alarm to attack to get it’s lunch money
Scoundrels*
someone needs to animate this
#fuckusound mith
that alarm soundboard is the exact same as the missile alarm where I live so every time it goes off I question reality
jesus, how many missiles are fired at your country, dude?
Iran in a nutshell
Your city is being raided by the scoundrels, seek shelter instantly
I was thinking of Siren Head.
They only tell you it's missiles to keep you from panicking
9:04
i cannot believe soundsm ith tf2 did this omg
Sounds Meth
3:01 "TheOtherGuy" is a fitting name when everyone else is called starchild and plays heavy
Group of...
Heavies: Scoundrel
Scouts: Blur
Soldiers: Garden
Demomen: Charge
Engineers: Slinger
Pyroes: Phlog
Spies: Ringer
Medics: Uber
Snipers: Machina
snipers: classic
hotel: trivago
Group of Demoman is a train.
And group of engineers is a convoy.
a group of scouts is actually a "problem"
a group of 6 or more pyros is an inferno, though that amount has only been found in jungles
“Heavy is dead!”
Ahead of your time, I see.
Why is the heavy dead
HE WAS KILLED!
@@thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164 i dunno!
@@thecountercounter9127 it was ME
Ohhhhhh!
I wonder how tacobots would react to this.
Extremely butthurt
@@schrimply5980 "noooooo! You can't all play Heavy with fists I'm gonna blacklist u!!!1!!!"
Haha scoundrel siren go wrrrrrr
@@bubalackgaming8892 actually a popular strat in MvM legit has THREE HEAVIES AND CAN BE ADJUSTED TO HAVE EVEN _MORE_
Their only reaction would be fear of the sirens because they are absolutely cowards
1:16 somone actually did it its an scp
The heavies are now rising against us for not giving them an update yet
I foresaw this
yes
Has Heavy ever gotten an Update?
@@defunctandgone
The first one
@@defunctandgone nope
I’ve been playing MVM lately and I’ve met a ton of toxic people and people who just leave on the last round.
This video reminds me of the beauty that can be found.
Yeah people can take it really seriously like its Mann up like no you're missing a great opportunity to dick around
Say thankq to the Scoudrels boys
@@the_actual_alex toxicity will always be around even when they're done playing csgo they will always be here. I hate them too. Dicking around in tf2 with a bunch of friends is my favorite thing in the world and people just come in and ruin it. Even tho a whole server can go friendly. There always that one guy... I 100% get your point tho. MVM should in my opinion be taken seriously as most coop modes that I've played in other games aren't
been there, i just want to mann up but NOOOOOOOOO, some conch soldiers have to be op as fuck and make everyone leave.
#fuckusoundmith
This video inspired me to figure out how to become a scoundrel and install a soundboard so thanks for that. 10/10 video
9:49 I like how the solider smiles when the pyro pulls out his hot hand
The scoundrels, no longer satisfied with duking it out with confused Scouts, migrate to the land PvE to confuse their fellow comrades and steal their lunch money.
Truly the most majestic of creatures.
12:49 killer queen has already touched that balcony.
*Kira theme plays*
Kira: S O U N D S M I T H A T O
geerdbeeer jojo
WEaBoOS (no offense)
Killer *ROBOT* has already touched that balcony
Ugh i love the echoing, booming “POOT DEESPEENSAR HERE”
SCP-1337 [Scoundrel]
Class: Keter
SCP 1337 takes the shape of a heavy, and is usually followed by three others of the same type. Nobody knows why they exist, or where they came from, but you should never take your eyes off of them for more than 3 seconds, as they will mimic the sound of a siren, and give chase after their new victim. Either causing them to commit [REDACTED] or kill them in a way such as punching, or [REDACTED]
Another opportunity to call this the "Soundrels" has been missed
OMG YES, THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
It has been realized
Dear soundsmith and the rest of the scoundrel gang,
i have a request for your next episode.
Play as a T-posing class, and when someone spots you, use your soundboard to play Half life 2 radio song.
It's going to be extremely eerie, so be warned.
Sound must do this
OH MY GOD THAT'S GENIUS
Swear to God that hl2 radio is creeeeepy
It's the overmind all over again
this time get bearded in on it
LETS THIS GUY JOIN
That “Oh this is bad” made me audibly wheeze oh my god
10:00 they knew all along that turning red was a bad thing
I was going to buy a ammo canteen, but I was 1 credit short, because the price was inflated to 11 credits. SoundSmith is a menace, and must be stopped.
#fuckusound mith
Nice likes
The Russians have returned to wreak havoc against robots and players alike.
Gray Mann can't beat us now >:D
#fuckyousound mith
I’m surprised Bearded wasn’t in this, mic spamming his own language
We need our Heavy Update reee
The fact someone actually made a SCP article for them (SCP-3947088-J) and The Overmind (SCP-4229) is something I will always love.
Imagine tacobot members running into the mvm scoundrels
5 Strong Russain Men Steal Your Lunch Money While Aggressively Telling You To Place A Dispenser
*Rated R*
The heavy update finally worth the wait
This comment gets the official Dr. Bright seal of approval.
*worth the weight
@@purplehaze2358 How is the medi-gun making going
@@donovan6320 05 confiscated it.
@@purplehaze2358 Really I thought they confiscated your Minecraft diamond pickaxe
Ngl, all things that bearded gives to players end up turning on them.
I need "You cant stop these notorious scoundrels" on a t-shirt
0:14 *_chicken invaders 2 theme song intensifies_*
First one to reply to you. Yay!
Oh hey you’re not top comment
Finally
pooop! Then walks in and puches u to death
how do you manage to comment on every single tf2 video lmao
scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/digitallemon
SCP 3490788 (A.K.A The Scoundrels)
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All servers of Team Fortress 2 are to be monitored at all times. If SCP 3490788 is found in a server, that server must be shut down until SCP 349088 is found in another server. That server should be shut down and the other server must be fixed and turned back on.
Description: SCP 3490788 can be found in the game Team Fortess 2 as a group of 5 in the class of character "Heavy", named SCP 3490788-A to SCP 3490788-E prospectively. These "Heavy's" have certain in game weapons and cosmetics making them the sub-class of "Fat Scout".These characters have the in-games that may change depending on the server. If any other character tries to communicate with SCP 3490788, they will turn aggressive and either start punching the character to death or shooting the character with their shotguns. Any damages to the characters are also suffered by the person playing these characters no matter where they are.
Video Log
(Context; D-///// was put in a server with SCP 3490788. She was told to walk towards SCP 3490788 and to attack them)
D-/////: Do I really have to play a stupid game?
Dr./////: Yes, it is needed to help us figure out how to stop this SCP
D-/////: Sighs* Fiiinnneee
*Buttons are heard as she attempts to play*
Dr./////: Your getting good at this
D-/////: Thanks. . .Wait. . .What are those?
Dr./////: Those are the SCP. Please attack them
D-/////: Ok
*She attacked them and punching sounds can be heard*
D-/////: Ow! Ah! Ack!
Dr./////: You seem to be suffering the effects of this SCP
*A shotgun can be heard from the game and D-///// can be seen covered in bruises and cuts with a large hole in her chest*
Dr./////: Hm
*SCP 3490788 stod their and looked at the dead character*
*Log End*
(Hope y'all enjoy)
Stolen comment
pixeltrash3d mager bumer
Nope
Can ntfs contain it?
K00l Kr33p 69th like. nice ain't it?
So they kill you by killing your character..Smart idea
12:48 I wanna see this from Bearded’s POV so badly
Watching people work in harmony, even in utter stupidity, is the most blessed sight.
"SCP-4984-J"
"Item #: SCP-4984-J The Scoundrels
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-4984 are to be monitored by remotely operated drones. All areas where SCP-4984 are seen are to be closed off and guarded by armed personnel at all times. All civilians are to be told that the area is off limits due to unsafe structural conditions.
Description: SCP-4984 A-E is a small group of large muscular humanoids with exaggerated features. They are easily distracted by food. Particularly sandwiches grab its attention. If and aggression is acted upon them they will begin to beat the aggressor until death occurs. If the person they are watching walks away they will begin to chase them while SCP-4984-A will begin emitting a sound not dissimilar to a tornado siren.
Addendum: Avoid or distract with food."
Is this just a copy job or did you write the entry on the SCP wiki?
This is actually in the scp founsation, you madlad
This is what I wrote:
Dr.[REDACTED]'s Proposal
Bronze SCP-34797088
Object Class : Apollyon
Nickname : the scoundrels
Special containment procedures :
SCP 34797088 Should be contained in a 15x15x15 box with rounded edges , these walls should display a holographic version of various mvm maps that change every one hour .
They're to freely roam the site under constant observation from MTF [REDACTED] . Should the scoundrels attack ,everyone should calmly walk out if the facility and call a MTF force .
Any one lost to SCP-37497088 should be declared KIA.
If SCP-34797088 strays two hundred (200) meters from the site all available forces should evacuate all humans to [REDACTED] in [REDACTED] and if required use SCP-2000 (Deus ex Machina)
Description :
SCP-37497088 seems to be 5 Fat Russian men, should be mentioned that the SCP-37497088 isn't an object it's just a codename the true SCPs are divided between SCP-37497088-1 to SCP-37497088-5.
SCP-37497088 is contained in a special site in [REDACTED] , named site [REDACTED].
They're notorious for being a nuisance and killing people via memetic abilities.
As it seems that SCP-37497088 has punches faster than the speed of light and having unlimited power containment is not possible.
OP must be cherished. The page was cut from the SCP site 😟
Can also be distracted by temporarily by large, stationary pieces of technology. However, this level of concentration is minimal, and the appearance of another sentient lifeform will most likely cause them to either lose interest in the device entirely, or demand the creation of another one.
The pillar men of tf2 have returned
hoooory sheeeet
SUNOOFFAAABBBEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHH
NINGERUNDAIOOOOOO SMOKEY
@@tasertag7513 OOOOOHMAIGOOOOOD
@@tasertag7513 DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHIII!
I legit thought my towns tornado sirens were going off. They sound exactly like my towns tornado sirens
How it feels to chew five gum
12:36
Stimulate your senses
A sudden rush of "POOT DISPENSOR HERE" arises from the shadows...
Mannworks: Mean Machines?
More like Mannworks: Meme Machines
Mannworks: bean machine
How did you watch this 18 hours ago??
@@happiny4847 beat me to it
@@alexrowe7063 I'll take "What is Patreon?" for $400.
@@netherresonant5594 man that blows...... what other perks you got going for you? >_>
0:41 The worst part is that dr bobs scp-1451 matches their behavior perfectly
Soundsmith: *rocket jumps into an air shot*
Me: First time?
My friend playing engie on MvM: **Doing best engie impression** Don't worry! I got this, with the power of my STAND, 「C R E A M G R A V Y」!
**Dies**
your friend is an amazing man
Fucken genius
the convoy
FUCKING LEGEND
@@lonkzelda7871 love train
And here we see the almost extinct Russian Heavys, hunting down their prey.
It's a rare and beautiful event that can only be seen once every decade
1:25 they did it
you crazy son of a bitches you guys did it
I am endlessly amazed by the way people who play this game will just casually become cryptids for fun
wild fat russian men beat up sci fi robots and annoy the locals (1989 colorized)
Someone wrote an scp page for the scoundrels
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4984-j-the-scoundrels
Seems pretty accurate to what they were doing lmao.
Honestly listening to the siren i expected to hear the scp theme start I have played too much secret lab.
And it's getting deleted.
Noooooooooo
@@staryoshi06 What? Why? They're real SCPs, they're notorious SCP Scoundrels.
"and i'm not gonna die because- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆ-"
Got an ad right when it said "Soundsmith is-" followed by an add that just had a giant word "GINGER" on it
A tribe that time has forgotten...
I can tell already that this is going to be very fun to explore this comment section.
It is, also bright can you survive or overcome the scoundrels
#tuckyouinmoudsmith
Sergeant Kinky when a fatass raindrop hits your head
Spy mains rise up
#nouaudiosmithy
Nou
na mate, it's #fuckyousoundmith
This is like a creepy pasta, you enter a lobby with 5 heavies, tracking you at all times.
6:32 HOLLY IS THAT YOU!?
I call making The Scoundrels an actual SCP. If there already made on the website then screw it I'll go somewhere else and make them exist. They must become canon SCP's
Tell me what number.
Gotta be a -j scp
@@Gr3nadgr3gory nah, main canon
Just checked, there is one already but it has -11 ratings
@@gizmoray721 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4984-j-the-scoundrels
Lvl 1 Minigun heavy
Lvl 35 Sandwich hoovy
Lvl 80 thicc scout
Lvl 100 chicken kiev
*_That's how the Scoundrels work_*
1000 chicken Kiev hoovy civilian
(Bearded Expense GMod music)
*Lvl 100 Pootis Birb
FTFY
Leon wtf
What's lvl 6,699?
3:00 the real mans way to train his tracking.
First time you did that siren I had to make certain there wasn’t a tornado, god that was distressing.
This Video make me buy the Football helmet
because Scoundrels
sonSmit tf2 artfichally inflating fotbal helmet price for his own gain???
@@DragonOfVenezuela idkk mannc bUt seemZ leghittt
#fuckyousound mith
Can't wait for an scp reading of the Notorious Scoundrels
Hello, welcome to another installment of SCPReadings, with your reader here, gemodawn.
Cant wait for SCPillustrated and TheVolgun to cover it
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4984-j-the-scoundrels
I didn't make this. Qutoes to who did.
CreepZx3 its gone
@@Niiue They keep deleting them because SCP can't have a laugh once in a while. Sorry.
i love how the scoundrels went from a gang of heavies to a potentially world-ending anomaly
12:52 youtube subtitles: ah yes, this is music
I can only imagine how terrified that Engie at the start must be
Scratch that, I can only imagine how terrified EVERYONE in this video is
that's me
@@stupid_cake6319
Pootispenserhere.
StUpId_CaKe oh my god its you
even speedwagon is terrified
I must say, I am the proud owner of a pyrobotics pack.
0:26 poor scout give him a force-of-nature
gotta love how soundsmith accused the wrong engi of stealing the sergant crits kill from him
Top 10 most dangerous gangs in the world
SCP 497 has breached the compound
Seeing 5 heavies just stare into your soul without any movement is just as terrifying as AHIT Subcon Forest Act 4, Bugsnax ending, Iron Lung and MC Cave Sounds
fun fact: you can skip AHIT subcon forest act 4 by crawling in between two barrels, it'll take you straight to the attic
So uh, funny story, a friend of mine gave me this nickname a few years ago. My friend showed me a screenshot from here and I had to do a double take. It's even worse because whenever I play TF2 I play as Heavy. So uh, that's a massive coincidence.
"There is no such thing as a coincidence."
Make this a seperate series
Wait a minute
There's one heavy missing
Where's Bearded?
*h m m m m m m*
he would be too powerful with too many heavies concentrated in one are
@@Tippy555 Thats true, he would kill everyone & the joke with his power
Check his twitter. Im worried about bearded.
@@kavukkii
What happened? 😕
Bearded has the big sad
This is easily the funniest TF2 video I've ever seen. Like genuinely.
Dude, The Scoundrels were actually made into an SCP. There's a video on it, and it's surprisingly well made.
Can I have the link?
Soviets encircling the last Nazi soldier 1945 colorized
..
SCP-3497088
Object Class: Keter
Containment Procedures: No containment measures have been found that are able to contain SCP-3497088. If sighted, all personnel and/or civilians in a 10-mile radius are to immediately be evacuated.
Description: SCP-3497088 is a collection of entities resembling the character "Heavy" from the 2007 video game "Team Fortress 2", labeled SCP-3497088-1 through -5. Upon seeing another human or humanoid, they will encircle them, make a sound similar to a loud siren, and either kill the victim or cause the victim to kill themselves.
Note: Under no circumstances should Dr. Bright be informed of SCP-3497088. Tell him it's an infohazard or something.
-O5-69
I am actually going to make this a joke scp
I had two tabs open. I had another one of your vids and this. I was watching the other one first. I thought I had paused this video. As I'm watching the other, I hear the siren from the beginning. I pause the other to make a joke in my head of "When you pause the video and the siren still plays." Then I heard the siren still going. I swear, time stopped as I tried to figure out if it was real or not. Turns out, I didn't pause this. Not my finest moment.
This is one of his best videos
The Scoundrels
A group of linked heavies, who beat all opponents with their fists.
They are relentless and will not take escapes
Your only chance of survival is putting down a Dispenser, or tossing down a Sandvich, as a distraction.
Alright, so the scoundrels are now oficially registered as SCP-4894-J. However, due to the negative ratings, it will be deleted in 12 hours
Keep in mind that there's an SCP (789-J) that's just a ghost that lives in a toilet and travels through ass. That is apparently funny enough to stay.
reminder that the scp site got infiltrated and taken over by a bunch of over-emotional twats, most of these people don't even know what a "joke" is
The SCP site's community and staff is a bunch of uptight nostalgia-fueled asshats. They're almost as bad as the Candlepowerforums mod and admin crew.
iirc the rules for -j scps is they cant be entirerly based off memes or references ?
Would it be possible for you to send me the text? I assume it has been taken down by now, but I really want to read it. thanks!
@@silvesby Well the original's deleted, however I found a fan-made entry on amino. Hope that'll do
aminoapps.com/c/scp-foundation/page/item/scp-6982-j-the-notorious-scoundrels/6mGR_JgSYIKWpK3V6EmYzKNpzzaK4dlKw8
i've lost count of how many times i've came back to this video, im starting to think its a real scp
help it started playing when i didn't even have chrome open
Best part is someone actually uploaded this to the SCP wiki lmao, the sandbox one anyways
7:12
“Mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox.”
#fuckyousoundmith
An ad for depression medication came on while I was watching this...
Those exist?
You good bro?
Pretty sure the whole video is depression medication
Ads are dictated by your recent searches. You're ok?
This video is my favorite way to welcome in the new year
Some say,even now, soundmith lives in the deepest corners of mvm attempting to sell duped shovels, and whilst he’s alone looks upon his football helm... and puts it back because it’s a football helmet.
9:05 I see your a man of culture as well
best girl
@@willow4187 100% best girl
0:17 seal team six executing Osama bin ladain. Colorized
9:04 based Google Background