This was really cool. I didn't know about Chad and Kelsey, but right after this episode I watched Chad's special on Netflix. Strangely for a newly added show I had to do a search for it. It was every bit as good as Bert said it was. I was laughing very hard many times, so good. Thanks Bert, I am going to do that pretzel pot pie as well!
Saw Chad with my wife back in February on his Empty Nest Tour, first of all he was hilarious, second he was genuinely a nice dude at the meet and greet. Keep up the great work.
Hey Bert, just so you know , if you find yourself having a moment when you are " too high" or get a little too anxious or panicky , if you take a dose of CBD product, like oil or tablets , it will even you out and bring you back to a nicer high! Learned that on that cooking with marijuana competion called Bong Appetite! Good knowledge to know!
If you don’t like him don’t watch the show. Nobody is stoked on his interruption but most of all he probably isn’t either. Take people for who they are.
I had food allergy tests done last year. First a blood test at my primary doctor, which came up positive for eggs, dairy, wheat and roaches. THEN I was referred to an Alergist, who gave me the skin test (which he explained was actually more accurate than the blood test for reasons I've since forgotten) and I came up negative for everything. Had I not taken the refferal to the specialist and just gone by the blood test I would have made my life miserable for no reason. Fake cheese sucks and so does gluten free bread
Because I know Bert is going to read this, in the words of Kat Williams: You gotta to be grateful, you need haters, wtf is you complaining about, wtf do you think a hater's job is?! If you got 14 hating on you, you need to figure out how to get to 16 before the summer get here
If you’re allergic to cats you are most likely allergic to Guinea pigs, they have the same dander lol my boyfriend is “allergic” to cats, we have a Guinea pig that he holds on occasion and he’s fine… that’s how I debunked his allergy because when I told him he said he gets itchy and sneezes. Nope, I watched him 😂
29:30…..Bert says to let your comedy develop and to not put everything on social media about what you did the day before. ….the guy writes on stage and never stops recording for content. The least self aware man in comedy ladies and gentleman.
He’s talking about not posting the comedy bits you did on stage the night before. Hence why he said right after that “let it develop”. Bert never posts his on stage bits. Also pretty much every single comedian writes on stage. That’s how it works. I mean there’s plenty of times he’s not self aware but in this instance your wrong.
It was more like you starved to death during the winter if you could not consume milk products. We also have the little ice age in Europe between 1300 to 1850. This means that the winters was almost two months longer during the middle ages than it is now.
At this point it's official. Bert mispronounces on purpose just to get a rise out of people. And it works... Look at me typing away. There is no way in the face of the entirety of humanity around him pronouncing words correctly that Ta-Toooo and Night-Mere and Caca-Roach and now Pista-Cheeo are real. We see through your schtick (Bert would pronounce this... Sh-CH-tick) bud. But hey... You do you boo.
Nah Bert is just legitimately a moron and thought that's how you say those words and even though people correct him in his mind he's the one who is right and everyone else is wrong. Pro tip, when it comes to all things Bert this quote applies masterfully "Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference"
I felt bad for Kelsey when Bert....standing across the table from two comedians says "There is no one on earth as funny as Chad Daniels". I totally thought he was going to say "And Kelsey is hilarious also" or something, but he doesn't even mention her. (she IS funny BTW)
This is not even remotely true lol. This is one of those things that get spread around like "YoU eAt 12 SpIdErS iN yOuR sLeEp EvErY yEaR" that is just completely made up and has no scientific basis.
3x thru. It really is the perfect BTS 'Parks and Rec' style mockumentary+it's real. Like actually having friends over and taking about yer FU'd stuff. BUT, what we thought was the main point, becomes the least interesting thing ever.
This is the second episode recently that Bert has guests making comments about his spitting on the food, and he doesn't acknowledge it at all. That shits is gross bro.
Kelsey is like, I shoulda just stayed home, these two gossip girls won't let me get a word in edgewise lol, I used to think it would be fun to date a comedian, now, not so much.
Bert using the sharpened edge of the knife to sweep his cutting board instead of flipping it upside down and using the dull side so he doesn't ruin the sharpness 🙄
Chad and Bert are competing for the nickname GiggleChad, but it's really awkward 'cause neither are funny or attractive... Kelsey's funny and cool and attractive, and Chad had a witch invoke the ancient "opposites attract" spell... Kelsey, blink three times if you've been kidnapped and brainwashed by fat, unfunny, mysteriously famous comedians... ooo, wait, are you long-game supertrolling for epic ex-bf jokes? i trust you i know a guy in the Twin Cities who can reverse hypnotism
Bart, I've been noticing a lot of negative comments about how you interrupt people too much. Well I think they're wrong. You don't interrupt people enough Bret. You have to do better
I thought "hey maybe it's different now" and first thing Burt does is talk about people nobody knows about but them (comedy couples). once again, it's about their interests and their world and you are not taken into account, it's not entertainment these comedian led podcasts, it's "I am fascinating and YOU should watch and pay me.....but I do not take YOU into account at all as the viewer
Just started watching and I'm really hoping Bert thought to rent a foosball table so that badass, Kelsey, can mop the floor with him... 🙂🤣
Nah, that's what her show Wrists of Fury is for!
@@FluffyHarmlessKitten yeah... So they need to make more and invite Burt. 🙂😃
She should just attempt to be funny
Love Kelsey and Chad. Great show.
51:04 “opposite John Coffey” is such a goated reference 😂😂
I love the pretend problems podcast and so glad they shared to story! So fun to see all three of them together!
I absolutely love these three! Kelsey and Chad are amazing!
Love these two😊😂😂
I look forward to this podcast every week!
First time watching this. Really enjoyed it.
I’m having fun, are you having fun? Amazing podcast and specials!!!
He's ring shopping, she's rim shopping. wait til the end.
Had no idea Kelsey and Chad were together. Love that! Two cool cats fer sure!
Awesome episode! Three of my fave comics, great food, funny stories, relatable life bits, and genuine joy.
💖✨🤣✨
I really dig this episode. Ive been to 3 comedy shows, 2 have been awesome club shows, both Chad Daniels, both in Washington DC
This was really cool. I didn't know about Chad and Kelsey, but right after this episode I watched Chad's special on Netflix. Strangely for a newly added show I had to do a search for it. It was every bit as good as Bert said it was. I was laughing very hard many times, so good. Thanks Bert, I am going to do that pretzel pot pie as well!
Saw Chad with my wife back in February on his Empty Nest Tour, first of all he was hilarious, second he was genuinely a nice dude at the meet and greet. Keep up the great work.
This was a great epsidode
If these two are supposed to be the new Tom and Christina let's see Chad get Kelsey a Netflix special 😂
Ive been waiting for this!
I've been watching waaaay too much comedian content lately so I decided to take a break from that and watch this
Thanks for reminding me to finish Shogun 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that the talk space promo code is the most replayed part is rough love yall
Minneapolis stand up! 😅 you two are hilarious, bart is funny too
the bottom of bart's feet 😭😭
Is this Chad guy a comedian? And Bertt never washing his hands after handling the raw chicken is crazy
It's sickening!
Um, that wasn't raw chicken......that was a fully cooked chicken.
Have them back, plz!
There is ZERO chance someone grew up in South America without eating avocados. lol
its easier said than done but PLEASE come out with an episode every week. if you do, then my laptop is wrong
the avocado thing is so true. I 100% remember the first time I've ever had avocado, a prominent, good memory.
4:58 probably an alfalfa allergy. My daughters had Guinea Pigs… I wasn’t allergic to them, but alfalfa would ruin my day.
Hey Bert, just so you know , if you find yourself having a moment when you are " too high" or get a little too anxious or panicky , if you take a dose of CBD product, like oil or tablets , it will even you out and bring you back to a nicer high! Learned that on that cooking with marijuana competion called Bong Appetite! Good knowledge to know!
Ain't no way a guy from Peru had never had an avocado
Chilli roasted Pistachio's are the shit
Growing up in Jordan, Minnesota. We had 1 black family in town,and didn't have my first avocado until I was old enough to drink.
Love this man do more one day imm meet u and give u some weed
Bert watched Scarface one time and has been saying Cacaroach since
Bert STOP INTERRUPTING PEOPLES STORIES!!!!!!!!
Found a new person
But .... why .... Bert doesn't care about their stories... he only cares about his story that's better than theirs....
No
If you don’t like him don’t watch the show. Nobody is stoked on his interruption but most of all he probably isn’t either. Take people for who they are.
@@IamdavidcarpenterA self centered prick?
I'm Amazed by all the Make Believe Allergies that are out there 😂😂😂😂 That Doctor was Full of Shit
Me and Bert feel the same way with weed
This week on hurt Bert he goes to Petsmart
Another episode full of secondhand embarrassment for Bert.
Is Chad even a comedian?
Yes he is and he is pretty fuckin funny I liked the first stand up I saw of his I watched all of them and they are all really good
Are these guys comedians?
not twisting the pretzels in the middle is killing me
I had food allergy tests done last year. First a blood test at my primary doctor, which came up positive for eggs, dairy, wheat and roaches. THEN I was referred to an Alergist, who gave me the skin test (which he explained was actually more accurate than the blood test for reasons I've since forgotten) and I came up negative for everything. Had I not taken the refferal to the specialist and just gone by the blood test I would have made my life miserable for no reason. Fake cheese sucks and so does gluten free bread
Love you bert
I wouldn't eat anything bert touched
Great show
Hi Chad, what are you a comedian or something?
Because I know Bert is going to read this, in the words of Kat Williams:
You gotta to be grateful, you need haters, wtf is you complaining about, wtf do you think a hater's job is?! If you got 14 hating on you, you need to figure out how to get to 16 before the summer get here
👌🏻
I wanted them to be a couple ever since Wrists of Fury. Their chemistry was just so perfect. Both so funny and good licking... looking*
If you’re allergic to cats you are most likely allergic to Guinea pigs, they have the same dander lol my boyfriend is “allergic” to cats, we have a Guinea pig that he holds on occasion and he’s fine… that’s how I debunked his allergy because when I told him he said he gets itchy and sneezes. Nope, I watched him 😂
I wonder if I’m still allergic to bananas? Not going to try
Everyone shut up, Bert is talking
Bert never contacts anyone - according to Bert.
Spicy mustard was?
What was it!?!
@@Rob-qt4qq Philippe's Hot Mustard 🤙
@@dmarz86 you are a gentleman and a scholar
Who's this chad guy ? Is he a comedian or something ?
Next time roll the dough on the board and then shape it lying there.
Gatorade is better for us than Flavor Aid.
Bert I feel sorry for your therapist.
Lol shes a fun lay, but damn did everyone hit it? Ell oh ell. and lay as in a foosball term.
that dough hates you
PLEASE re-release the episodes with Brendan & Bryan and also D'Elia and Bobby Lee!!!
29:30…..Bert says to let your comedy develop and to not put everything on social media about what you did the day before. ….the guy writes on stage and never stops recording for content. The least self aware man in comedy ladies and gentleman.
He’s talking about not posting the comedy bits you did on stage the night before. Hence why he said right after that “let it develop”. Bert never posts his on stage bits. Also pretty much every single comedian writes on stage. That’s how it works. I mean there’s plenty of times he’s not self aware but in this instance your wrong.
No recipe info ?
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It was more like you starved to death during the winter if you could not consume milk products. We also have the little ice age in Europe between 1300 to 1850. This means that the winters was almost two months longer during the middle ages than it is now.
Chad Daniels is the white Ali Saddiq
YOOO good call
Ali Saddiq is a hack Dad Chaniels
At this point it's official. Bert mispronounces on purpose just to get a rise out of people. And it works... Look at me typing away. There is no way in the face of the entirety of humanity around him pronouncing words correctly that Ta-Toooo and Night-Mere and Caca-Roach and now Pista-Cheeo are real. We see through your schtick (Bert would pronounce this... Sh-CH-tick) bud. But hey... You do you boo.
Nah Bert is just legitimately a moron and thought that's how you say those words and even though people correct him in his mind he's the one who is right and everyone else is wrong. Pro tip, when it comes to all things Bert this quote applies masterfully "Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference"
His whole career is based on a lie, can't blame him for continuing it.
@@jl4102 Jealousy is a bitch huh.
Maybe it's a Southern thing. I do it. Dad did it. Got it from my uber Southern grandma.
@@YetiVlogsYeah there's a lot of commenters who need to do an open mic.
Did anyone else see how dirty Bart's feet were? lol 52:48
Those maids aren't scrubbing those floors hard enough
He better hope leeann doesn't divorce him
Is chad a comedian
this girl can do better.
I felt bad for Kelsey when Bert....standing across the table from two comedians says "There is no one on earth as funny as Chad Daniels". I totally thought he was going to say "And Kelsey is hilarious also" or something, but he doesn't even mention her. (she IS funny BTW)
Body chemistry changes every five to seven years, or worse it's the metal in the needle they prick u with your allergic too. 🙃 💜.
This is not even remotely true lol. This is one of those things that get spread around like "YoU eAt 12 SpIdErS iN yOuR sLeEp EvErY yEaR" that is just completely made up and has no scientific basis.
3x thru. It really is the perfect BTS 'Parks and Rec' style mockumentary+it's real. Like actually having friends over and taking about yer FU'd stuff. BUT, what we thought was the main point, becomes the least interesting thing ever.
KELSEY!!!!! SEATTLE!!! im so sorry those annoying people bothered you
This is the second episode recently that Bert has guests making comments about his spitting on the food, and he doesn't acknowledge it at all. That shits is gross bro.
Bert I love you but skipping ad😪
Kelsey is like, I shoulda just stayed home, these two gossip girls won't let me get a word in edgewise lol, I used to think it would be fun to date a comedian, now, not so much.
He knew a priest. Might be a little sensitive about butt stuff.
Easy E
I really hope Kelsey washes all the dishes and cleans up the kitchen at the end.
Bert using the sharpened edge of the knife to sweep his cutting board instead of flipping it upside down and using the dull side so he doesn't ruin the sharpness 🙄
Freddie Mercury?
Kelsey has real Kylie Kelce vibes
Bert!!! Stop calling it marijuana!! 🤣 Makes you sound 800 years old.
Chad Daniels and Chad Daniels' girlfriend are far from a power couple
Oooooh it's burt
...
I'm out ....
The potato salad comment was just as racist as when Oprah said it thirty years ago.
Chad and Bert are competing for the nickname GiggleChad, but it's really awkward 'cause neither are funny or attractive...
Kelsey's funny and cool and attractive, and Chad had a witch invoke the ancient "opposites attract" spell...
Kelsey, blink three times if you've been kidnapped and brainwashed by fat, unfunny, mysteriously famous comedians...
ooo, wait, are you long-game supertrolling for epic ex-bf jokes? i trust you
i know a guy in the Twin Cities who can reverse hypnotism
wtf are you doing? You spent the first 1/3 of the video sauteing onions.
Chad punching so far above his weight 😝
They suck at comedy. Saw them in Macon. Didn’t laugh once
Bart, I've been noticing a lot of negative comments about how you interrupt people too much. Well I think they're wrong. You don't interrupt people enough Bret. You have to do better
Who gets too many Snickers after two houses? Has Kelsey never been trick or treating? You dont need to try and tag everybody else's jokes.
Nothing funny here folks
Wait....isn't Chad's son like 26? Chad is dating someone 8 years older than his son? Yuck 🤮
It's one of those weird open relationships, I'm sure. She has spoke about liking open relationships 😮...just saying 😊
Who asked for your opinion?
@@denisethiessen4131 Ah so I see you support older men being creepy and dating people barely older than their children.
I thought "hey maybe it's different now" and first thing Burt does is talk about people nobody knows about but them (comedy couples). once again, it's about their interests and their world and you are not taken into account, it's not entertainment these comedian led podcasts, it's "I am fascinating and YOU should watch and pay me.....but I do not take YOU into account at all as the viewer
This is like listening to a podcast about football and then getting pissed because they talked about football. Idk what you expected.
BERT! I’m not famous, but cook me a meal! I’m a trivia nerd and think you’d love it. Btw I love seafood 😉
Tiny hands