I’ve ate shit on my board a good few times and that’s basically my response to anyone who asks me about it. “I’m breathing and my shins are still inside my legs, so that’s a good sign”
Jesus Christ I couldn't stop laughing for bout 3 minutes even after the video ended. Proceeded to take a mouthful of beer. Read this top comment. Almost chocked to death in laughter. This would be the time I almost died watching RUclips.
Dude I. Lost. My. Shit. Listening to this the other day. I was fucking crying. The best is the little yell when he finally flies off the skateboard. "Eeeeyaaaaaaaah!"
It means that you rejoice in somebody hurting. He wrote it in german, in swedish the word is "Skadeglädje". Swedish is a germanian language though! ;-)
6:33 fucking kills me every time EEEEEEAAAA! That’s the funniest description of the sound a person makes when they’re flying through the air unwillingly I’m fucking crying
+tocov I was at work when originally listening to that story, so I was trying to resist laughing out loud... and the more I resisted the more difficult it became. Ultimately ended with me doubled over with a red face and tears in my eyes falling out of my chair, and my co-workers asking me what the fuck was going on.
tocov trust me, whatever you almost did, doesnt compare to that skate boarder ACTUALLY did in his pants. he must have been drunk. no screaming? if i were drunk and about to make a horrific mistake id shit myself. so when i have broken bones, no one can blame me. ive had tequila, and endiled up shitting my poor, damn pants... without broken bones involved. i will say i kept farting and almost blew my back out...
This is one of the funniest stories I've heard. The way he tells it is classic. Ive seen people bomb hills on skateboards and wipe out, and this was absolutely on point. I almost drove off the road laughing when I heard this the first time. 😂😂😂
Nobody can tell a mundane wipe out story like Bill. He paints an HD picture of every detail with perfect comedic timing and delivery. Definitely has a seat at my fantasy dinner party for five.
As an ex, Xgamer I totally agree! As long as the stack isn't too brutal! I even laugh at my own past accidents constantly!! And got some painful yet very' Very funny injuries!😆
Dude Bill Burr fucken shot a video into my mind of both those stories!! That was absolutely brilliant hahahah His laughing (and Nia's) is so contagious too!
My brother tells a good story when shit like this happens. He went moose hunting for the first time up North and they were following a farmer with an animal trailer on the highway. All of a sudden the rear door swung open and a fat cow inside thought "great, we're here!" and climbed out. It killed me the way he described the cow's hooves making a wavy skid mark pattern on the road as it did doughnuts and staggered around like a deer on ice before sliding on its belly and ungracefully rolled dazed into a ditch with it's stick legs pointing skyward. The embarrassed farmer came over and lifted the stunned cows head off the ground saying "oh he's alright".
I am trying to eat lunch rn. And I have people staring at me while I turn red and just try to keep myself from bursting out laughing. Oh god this is not a story to listen to in public. I think I’m gonna make myself sick trying to hold down this laughter. Wow. Amazing story teller.
One thing that blows me away about this recording is how a comedian immediately picks up on a person laughing and just goes with it. When he tells that last story and Nia starts laughing he gets more detailed and just goes with it. I love it. The best to the both of them because you can tell there's nothing more then coming home to tell a good story
Shit I was cracking up listening to this,sitting in the park & smoking.cracking up like a maniac listening to this story.people just keep walking with their dogs,like walking the other way.keeping their distance cuz they think I'm crazy. Hahahaha
I listened to this while I had the flu. I laughed so hard I puked. I don't regret a thing. Thank you, Bill Burr, for giving me the best laugh of my life.
Idk why but this is one of the funnier podcast bits i've heard yet. It makes me almost die every time I hear it. I guess cause I can relate to a degree. : (
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The skateboarding story at the end is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Master StoryTeller. Effortless
I haven't laughed that fucking hard in a LONG time. I was fucking crying.
Hawkeye4077 Me too. Tears pouring down my face … And I've already opened another tab of YT, search … "People falling."
My insides are hurting from laughing LOL
Aye Dee It just came to my mind and had to search for it. The skateboarding story is fucking hilarious.
PRRRRR BOOM PRRRRRR BOOM
"yea bro wtf man" hahhahahah i died laughing
+ssk360
Dude, SAME!!!!
I've played that same part soo many times and still die of laughter
Bill's storytelling is GOALS
+ssk360 That killed me
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His "yeah bro what the fuck" was so on point
So accurate
I know! He nailed it 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I’m in tears man
I’ve ate shit on my board a good few times and that’s basically my response to anyone who asks me about it. “I’m breathing and my shins are still inside my legs, so that’s a good sign”
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Big tears, big tears
A ha ha you assholes this is brilliant 🤣🤣👌
No batter no batter, big tears big tears.
Nothing says "I'll comfort you" like making a U-shape from eye to eye with 1 ply toilet paper.
Jesus Christ I couldn't stop laughing for bout 3 minutes even after the video ended. Proceeded to take a mouthful of beer. Read this top comment. Almost chocked to death in laughter. This would be the time I almost died watching RUclips.
At the start Nia is a little bothered by laughing at other peoples tragedy but by the end she's pissing herself laughing XD
I was laughing and giggling the exact same way when I heard this story
theslimeylimey she's so fucking hypocritical
Typical BROAD!
kidding
She is alright, when she decides to loosen up a bit,
LizardKing1324 loosen up dude
"and he was just laying in the road not moving and I was like- I think this guys fucking dead" hahahahaha
Dude I. Lost. My. Shit. Listening to this the other day. I was fucking crying. The best is the little yell when he finally flies off the skateboard. "Eeeeyaaaaaaaah!"
Or me it was the brrrrrrOOMbrrrrrOOOM
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Tragedy + time = comedy
+Florian Calmer Schadenfreude!
+TheSlammurai I wish I knew what that meant because I feel like it's funny
It means that you rejoice in somebody hurting. He wrote it in german, in swedish the word is "Skadeglädje". Swedish is a germanian language though! ;-)
Florian Calmer (unintentional comedy) + (surprise) = instant comedy
It's been 16 years, is 9/11 funny yet?
Bill Burr. Best storyteller...ever!!!
Leonardo Estrada EVAHHHH!!!
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This story deserves to be animated
Silvertoner someone has animated some of his podcasts before.
Find Allen Palin
Christopher Lee dudes locked up now I think lol
@@brunoc9376 wait what?
Search hill bomb with bill burr
That was a great story and Nia hysterically laughing in the background only made it better.
-You alright?
-Yeah bro, wtf man...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:33 fucking kills me every time EEEEEEAAAA! That’s the funniest description of the sound a person makes when they’re flying through the air unwillingly I’m fucking crying
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Just an interesting fact on this story:
Recently on the H3 podcast Bill revealed this moment was the moment he realized he wanted to marry Nia!
trentsaints10 h3h3 is trash, amiright or amiright
Who cares
@@fartbreath2884 Aren't you just a ray of sunshine.
Aww
@@fartbreath2884 I clicked on your profile and looked at your other comments. Go get some help no one should be as cold and empty as you seem
Jesus I seriously nearly shit my pants at that skateboard story.
+tocov I was at work when originally listening to that story, so I was trying to resist laughing out loud... and the more I resisted the more difficult it became. Ultimately ended with me doubled over with a red face and tears in my eyes falling out of my chair, and my co-workers asking me what the fuck was going on.
Bill is the best man.
+tocov agreed
tocov trust me, whatever you almost did, doesnt compare to that skate boarder ACTUALLY did in his pants. he must have been drunk. no screaming? if i were drunk and about to make a horrific mistake id shit myself. so when i have broken bones, no one can blame me. ive had tequila, and endiled up shitting my poor, damn pants... without broken bones involved. i will say i kept farting and almost blew my back out...
i woke up the whole house
I love it when Nia and Bill are shitting on ppl lol
This is one of the funniest stories I've heard. The way he tells it is classic. Ive seen people bomb hills on skateboards and wipe out, and this was absolutely on point. I almost drove off the road laughing when I heard this the first time. 😂😂😂
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I can just picture that cop now. "...y'alright?"
I have literal tears. I haven't laughed like this in years. I swear the skateboard story almost took me out.
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I was listening to this on a subway and I burst out laughing like a crazy person.
What the fuck is wrong with you why would you say that
^what
Same here but on the bus...... There should be a disclaimer
....lol
"Oh my god, this guy is the shit! "
Replayed bills laugh at 1:49 about 50 times 😂
freshprincequalfunny reminds me of JJ Jameson laughing at Peter
Bill!! 😳🧐😅
in the middle.. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehe and he fakin
That was a timing laugh. Just at the end it got funny. For me. At least.
He sounds like a fakin tea kettle i pissed myself laughing
I am dying at Nia's "Billll..." when he starts laughing at someone else's pain.
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i love his wheezing laugh 🤣🤣
Nobody can tell a mundane wipe out story like Bill. He paints an HD picture of every detail with perfect comedic timing and delivery. Definitely has a seat at my fantasy dinner party for five.
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Nia's laugh is so funny. hihihi
as long as dude is fine, then you laugh
And if he isn’t you snicker too the side so knowone sees
Word
As an ex, Xgamer I totally agree! As long as the stack isn't too brutal! I even laugh at my own past accidents constantly!! And got some painful yet very' Very funny injuries!😆
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Makes me wish Bill was my friend. Get to hear hilarious stories like this all the time.
When he was saying "you always get that one or two feet on the ground" goddamnnnn I was laughing hard.
HAHAHA!!! OMG! I completely lost it when he said his elbow caught and he bounced while doing the log roll :D
funniest thing I've heard in the podcast. bill should use it in his stand up act.
I almost spit out my lunch laughing at that skateboard story...best podcast ever!
*intense wheezing*
Nia: Bill…
I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s loudly laughed their ass off at this in public. Gold.
Dude Bill Burr fucken shot a video into my mind of both those stories!! That was absolutely brilliant hahahah
His laughing (and Nia's) is so contagious too!
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After hearing Bill on H3H3 Podcast, this video became so much cute and heartwarming
@1:48 the length of that initial laugh lmao even Nia comments on it
My brother tells a good story when shit like this happens. He went moose hunting for the first time up North and they were following a farmer with an animal trailer on the highway. All of a sudden the rear door swung open and a fat cow inside thought "great, we're here!" and climbed out. It killed me the way he described the cow's hooves making a wavy skid mark pattern on the road as it did doughnuts and staggered around like a deer on ice before sliding on its belly and ungracefully rolled dazed into a ditch with it's stick legs pointing skyward. The embarrassed farmer came over and lifted the stunned cows head off the ground saying "oh he's alright".
That poor cow but my god is that a funny fucking story.
Honestly as funny as the vid.
the skateboarding had me crying with laughter. Jesus! my throat is sore
He did a bit about this at the Riverside show this weekend. Had me dying laughing.
"I feel bad sayin it, but..."
*[seven minutes of nonstop wheeze laughing]*
I am trying to eat lunch rn. And I have people staring at me while I turn red and just try to keep myself from bursting out laughing. Oh god this is not a story to listen to in public. I think I’m gonna make myself sick trying to hold down this laughter. Wow. Amazing story teller.
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This is the most hilarious podcast video
bill burr is such an amazing story teller, he actually used his voice and nothing else, to describe the Doppler Effect! "aaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhh"
I legit look up this video every few months to hear his laugh at 1:49, both of these stories are in legendary mmpodcast moments
One thing that blows me away about this recording is how a comedian immediately picks up on a person laughing and just goes with it. When he tells that last story and Nia starts laughing he gets more detailed and just goes with it. I love it. The best to the both of them because you can tell there's nothing more then coming home to tell a good story
I love his descriptions and sound effects XD
I'm genuinely am screaming and crying with laughter at the skateboard guy. That has to be stand up material
Freaking crying laughing at the skateboard story! Haven't felt that in awhile!
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How many people can go from one funny store WITHOUT PAUSE and transition seamlessly into a second funny story? It's like next-level storytelling
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"DONT MOVE, OKAYYYYYY"
Can someone please animate this clip, especially the skateboard story... :D
It happened
sean ranklin jr link?
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That'd be HILARIOUS....
I need Nia laughing to be properly animated too
I seriously just fucking threw up on my new rug from laughing after listening to this twice
why da fuck is this so funny my god. I keep coming back to this clip every week to cure my covid isolation depression hahahah
“Yea bro what the fuck” I stopped breathing
The skateboarding story is just awesome
ive lost count how many times ive heard this story and i cry laughing everytime!
“It was horrifying when it happened, but I can’t retell It without dying laughing.” Lol true AF
Ohhh Billy the Master Story teller 😂😂😂😂
Best storey to start my day ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously haven't laughed that hard in months 😆🤣😆
Oh my god I fucking died. I think one of my lungs collapsed at the end there.
Nia has a pretty laugh lol
bill already took like 20y of my life just with the air I lose when I laugh at his shit, w/e it is, stand up, podcast, anything 😂
1:47 CLASSIC WHEEZE
3:00 and then this *leans away* LAYDEEE
the "dude while laughing" thing XD
Best header story bro.... I love it too when people fall down.
Shit I was cracking up listening to this,sitting in the park & smoking.cracking up like a maniac listening to this story.people just keep walking with their dogs,like walking the other way.keeping their distance cuz they think I'm crazy. Hahahaha
Someone needs to animate this lmao especially the skateboard guy
This story had me laughing in the car on way to work all the way
"Yeeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwww!" 😂😂
Jesus Christ - that skateboarder story reminds me too much of myself when I first started lmao
"I feel terrible. Its just funny" 🤣😂
I listen to this at least once a month and die every time 🤣 this is one story where I wouldn't be opposed to someone making an animation video.
I listened to this while I had the flu. I laughed so hard I puked. I don't regret a thing. Thank you, Bill Burr, for giving me the best laugh of my life.
I swollowed my goddamm tongue from laughter
That was one of the funniest episodes ever. You sir are a genius.
Nothing in existence makes me laugh as hard as Bill Burr does.
ahahaha like a fucking log lmfao
jesus i think i woulda died laughing
I can't remember last time I laughed that hard..had to hit pause a couple times to catch my breath! 😂😂😂
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jezus bill is the best guy at telling stories hahahaha crying at this
The lovely Nia, ladies and gentlemen!!!
Holy fuck I haven't laughed this hard in a long time LOL!
“OKAY OKAAAAY!”
This is one of the all time funniest stories from the podcast. In the MMP hall of fame for sure
That's probably the funniest bill burr podcast clip I've heard LMFAO
One of the funniest podcasts Bill or anyone has ever done absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard crying. Thanks guys!! I love those gut clinching laughs
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This video has made me laugh for years.
The first time in a long time something has gotten me cry laughing. I had no idea I found people falling so damn hilarious
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@@floorgang8693 loool this is awesome
Bills sound effects are Michael Winslow level on this one 😂
I love the skateboard story. It's hilarious and perfectly describes eating it on a hill bomb.
5:58
Yeessssss!!!
Bill tells the best stories
Omg that was pure gold...
Idk why but this is one of the funnier podcast bits i've heard yet. It makes me almost die every time I hear it. I guess cause I can relate to a degree. : (
I crying from Bill telling this story!!! LOL!!!
Bill said this is his favorite podcast moment.
I had to google Griffith Park just to get a better visual of the skateboard story lol
Its 5am and im fucking dying laughing at this in tears
"OK?????" 😂😂😂😂
That wobbly thing is called speed wobbles and when you feel those you know you’re about to go down